>A Texas redneck was stopped by a game warden in East Texas recently with
>two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for its fishing. The
>game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
>"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."
>"Pet fish?"
>"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim
>'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice
>chest and I take 'em home."
>"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
>The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the
>truth. I'll show you. It really works."
>"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
>The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After
>several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
>"Well, what?" said the redneck.
>"When are you going to call them back?"
>"Call who back?"
>"The FISH!"
>"What fish?"
>We in Texas may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most.
>You smart ones have a good day.