I was at the local watering hole Saturday night, bouncing between two separate friend groups.
I was walking to the back of the bar to visit with Friend Group B when I had an encounter with a drunken young coed from the local university. She was an attractive, provocatively dressed young thing, with her black hair teased up like she was going to be in a Whitesnake video. Clearly she was here to have a good time.
As I was walking to the back I passed the girl and her taller less attractive, and certainly less slutty looking friend. As we met this encounter happened:
Trashy Girl: "I like balls!" Yelling to me.
Me: I give her a thumbs up as I didn't know what else my reaction would be.
Trashy Girl: Fondles my privates, lovingly. She was actually quite gentle and good with her drunken grope. Now whispering to me, "I really like your balls."
Me: Stand there dumbfounded.
Friend: Rather than apologize for her debaucherious friend, the taller girl says, "I bet he likes tits!"
Trashy Girl: Drops shirt and shows me her breasts.
Me: Standing there even more dumbfounded than before.
Both girls turn and walk away. The whole encounter lasted about ten seconds.
