I CANNOT SEE,
I CANNOT PEE,
I CANNOT CHEW,
I CANNOT SCREW,
OH MY GOD! WHAT CAN I DO?
MY MEMORY SHRINKS,
MY HEARING STINKS,
NO SENSE OF SMELL,
I LOOK LIKE HELL,
MY MOOD IS BAD, CAN YOU TELL?
MY BODY’S DROOPING,
HAVE TROUBLE POOPING,
THE GOLDEN YEARS
CAN KISS MY ASS.