“The Drivers License”
Two young boys were discussing their parents,
when one realized he really knew very little
about his mother. Arriving home that evening,
he gave her a third degree examination.
"How old are you?" he asked.
"None of your business," replied his mother,
shortly.
"Okay, then how much do you weigh?"
"That's not your business either, young man."
The boy thinks a minute then delivers his final
bombshell. "Well then, can you tell me why you
and daddy got divorced?"
Shocked and appalled, mom sends junior to bed
without supper.
The next day, the kid reports his failure to
his schoolmate. "I know!" says his buddy, "Just
look at her driver's license in her purse. It'll
tell you everything you want to know."
Later that day, mom finds her son next to her
disemboweled purse, holding her driver's license.
"Just what the heck do you think you are doing?"
she yells. "Well, you wouldn't tell me what I
wanted to know," says the junior detective, "but
my friend said it's all right here. See, you're
40 years old...you weigh 145 pounds...and daddy
divorced you because you got an 'F' in Sex."
