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Two little old ladies were sitting on
a park bench outside the local town hall
where a flower show was in progress.
The thin one leaned over and said,
'Life is so boring. We never have any fun
any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off
and streak through that stupid flower show!'
'You're on!' said the other old lady,
holding up a $10 bill.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled
her way out of her clothes and,
completely naked, streaked (as fast
as an old lady can) through the front door
of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard
a huge commotion inside the hall, followed
by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling and naked old lady
came through the exit door surrounded
by a cheering crowd.
'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
'I won 1st prize as 'Best Dried Arrangement'.
