I was headed to Midvale on a bus the day before yesterday. The rear wheel hub started smoking, but I made it to our destination safely. Someone cooled the smoking part with a fire extinguisher. We created our own little cloud.
My friend suggested that I come up with a joke about it, so I did. Here it is:
"Everyone's been trying to get me to start smoking. I got sick and tired of it, so I decided I'd give it a try. I'm a big guy, so... I thought I'd start with a bus. I don't know Why everybody made such a fuss about it; I wasn't even done with it yet!"
JDR