THE PERFECT HUSBAND:
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the “hands free” speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $1,200,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $1.1 mil. They will pro bably take it. If not, we can go the extra 100K. It is really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
Then he smiles and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
