A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger
congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation.... no one wants him to
leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up
and
proclaims, .... "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new
Cadillac every year, a nd his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport
their children!"
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says,
...."If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his
salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college
education of all his children!"
More sighs and loud applause, .
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the
Preacher stays, I will give him sex!"
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her, . "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed
you to say that?"
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide,
holding his fore head with the palm of his hand, and shaking his
head
from side to side, while his wife replies, ."Well, I just asked my
husband how we could help, and he said, ....
"Screw the Preacher!"
