The Professor built a centrifuge, those things you always see
The astronauts all training in and riding in for free
Two hundred spins per minute
And as you guess it wasn’t hard to get quite dizzy in it
When all his tests were finished it was left to gather dust
But six months later he decided that this seemed unjust
He turned it on its side and build some seats from scraps of steel
Now people come from miles to ride the world’s fastest ferris wheel!
