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I get a phone call in the night
From my neighbor because
he's seen my lamp
Flickering in the Window.
And thinks it's Morse Code...
He has called to frantically inform me
he doesn't know the code,
and I sigh,
and he is Frenzied,
And I am too lazy to change the bulb.
