There was a Child born and he was named David.
I am pretty sure that is middle name is Herbert.
So David Herbert was born kinda skinny and long.
And he kept on growing and growing.
He loved being the tallest kid in his class so he ate almost all of his vegitables. David Herbert didn't care for squash tho because it sounded small.
One day he met another boy in his class who was his exact same height and it pissed him off.
So he started making his hair sticky uppy so that he would always be tallest.
And thats how he's done it ever since.