This is hilarious and so true, I had to repost it. Sorry if some of it is offensive!!
ONE.
there is NO SUCH THING as a CT tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.
TWO.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a fucking moron.
FOUR.
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
FIGHTING ONLINE is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.
FIVE.
Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones LIST.
who cares?
ITS CT!!!
SIX.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up u fuckin asshole!
SEVEN.
6th graders who have CT
and look like sluts, and act like whores;
go somewhere else because nobody
wants you here. And Parents
quit blaming CT for your kid being
a hooker, she was a whore before
CT, and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your
parenting skills? Think about it!
EIGHT.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true CT Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE.
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN.
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is gonna rape your mom- quit being dumb!
ELEVEN.
CT was created to keep up with friends. So quit trying to check up on your ex... come on now people its called stalking- you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.
