I MET AN OLDER WOMAN AT A BAR LAST NIGHT.
SHE WASN’T BAD FOR 57, WE DRANK AND BULLSHITTED A BIT, THEN
SHE ASKED IF I’D EVER HAD A “SPORTSMAN DOUBLE” , A MOTHER
AND DAUGHTER 3 SOME ?
I SAID NO.
WE DRANK A BIT MORE, THEN SHE SAYS THAT TONIGHT WAS MY LUCKY NIGHT.
I WENT BACK TO HER PLACE.
SHE PUT THE HALL LIGHT ON AND SHOUTED UPSTAIRS:
“MOM YOU STILL AWAKE”
