Crystal: Mom, what is you think a homie is?
My Momma: I know what a homie is.
Crystal: Then what is it?
My Momma: A homie is a homosexual.
*dies laughing*
[coin operated] Cabaret: who the hell has happy hours at 3 and 4 oclock
Sheila: acoholics
Yeah that humored me.
[coin operated] Cabaret: im tired, whats your excuse?
J B: my daddy wouldn't take me to the circus when I was 3
* I guess you woulda had to been there, but that was effin great *
- thats all for now folks, leave me some funny quotes for tommarows edition :D - Major props to my momma, my girl Sheila, and the man I wish was making me laugh in person, Jason. Yall rock. XoXo
