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BOOMY's blog: "Top Ten"

created on 09/26/2006  |  http://fubar.com/top-ten/b7068

This is for you to laugh at and is not directed towards anybody in particular. I have myself done some of these things and think it is HILARIOUS!!! So come on and laugh with me...

Number 10 - Use Somebody Else’s Picture

Celebrities, Athletes, Pornstars, Nieces, Nephews… no explanation needed.

Number 9 - Use Symbols or the word “family” in your name.

Symbols make you look 1337 and the “family” make you seem someone important.

Number 8 - Odd Angle Camera Shot

This is what I would look like if you looked down at me and turned upside down or this is what I would look like if you were 12 inches tall, squinting and turned your head 15 degrees.

Number 7 - Put Hot/Sexy/Stud/Long/Beautiful in your Nickname

If you say so you must be. (Another one from Jester)

Number 6 - Take a Picture with a Pet/Animal

Pets always make you look better. Especially when you use a baby animal.

Number 5 - Take a Picture with a Group of Ugly People

Being the best looking out of the bunch still makes you the BEST looking person in the picture. Isn’t it nice being the BEST. (Tip used and suggested by Jester)

Number 4 - Blurry or Fuzzy Pictures

This trick doesn’t only hide your flaws it also hides you. Use this wisely.

Number 3 - Take a REALLY Close-up Cleavage/Crotch/Gun/Abs Picture

Oh that is a nice nostril you have there, I guess you have to be hot. People will never know, trust me on that one. With that matching muscular arm, they do not know you have a keg to match.

Number 2 - Morph Your Picture into an Animal

Look it’s me… no it’s a tiger… no it’s me…no I’m a tiger…. RAWRRRRRR. Yup I’m hot. (Tip from Nurse & M.Y.L.F. even though she herself is using a MORPH)

and the number 1 way to make yourself more attractive or popular is…

Number 1 - Master Photoshop

What better way to make yourself look better than to edit the whole thing and photochop your picture to make yourself thinner, smoother, lighter, darker, etc. (Tip from Mr. Edit)

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