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-NEWS FLASH 1:15 PM: NEWS FLASH! has decided to publish this easy to use guide on how to determine who you are under seige by:
1(a.) attackers are wearing clothes (2)
(b.) attackers are not wearing clothes -PICTS
2(a.) attackers are not organised (3)
(b.) attackers are organised -ROMANS
3(a.) attackers are not wearing metal armor (4)
(b.) attackers are wearing metal armor -NORMANS
4(a.) every soldier has 1 or more horses -HUNS
(b.) soldiers may or may not have horses (5)
5(a.) attackers are normal height (6)
(b.) attackers are freeking huge -ZULU
6(a.) you are winning - SAXONS
(b.) you are getting your ass kicked -CELTS
We hope this helps.
