Today, with nothing much going on, I am going to discuss my 10 favorite words and phrases that I NEVER get to use enough.
10. Discombobulated...this word sounds what it means....all mixed up. I love this word, and the looks I get when I use it.
9. Jack Booted Nazi...When I worked retail (video game store) I often used this term when discussing our governor, and how he wanted to rate video games, and fine us big bucks because parents didn't pay enough attention to what their kids were doing
8. Aural stimulus...unless you pay attention, it can be confused with something totally different
7. Poseur...once again, used often in retail. It was a part time job, working for my friend, so we said what we wanted. I would quiz every little kids who wore a Ramones t shirt to tell me three songs they sang, and when they could, sent them to go find Black Flag, a real punk band
6. Bish...takes the word of bitch, and you can use it anywhere and nobody is the wiser. It's origin is from a picture of a little retarded boy staring down his teacher...funny shit.
5. Fagnet...a straight person who is a lightning rod for the attention of gay people. I am one, and have many gay friends, and they are way more fun than straight people, usually
4. Carpet muncher/Snapper Lapper...both as politically incorrect as can be, and never used around strangers, but I know plenty I can use them around. We have good friends who are bi and lesbian, and I love them dearly, and the other lesbians in the area hate me, thinking I'm mocking them. I don't care who they love, as long as their happy. But still the hate exists lol.
3. Platypus...its just a word that makes me smile. I never pas up the chance to watch about them on the Discovery Channel
2 . In a row?....this famous line was uttered in Clerks, one of my favorite movies. Dante tells his best friend that his girlfriend has sucked 37 cocks...which Randall replies "In a row?". It is a phrase that usually follows any number reference around me. Juvenile, but its funny to me, and I play to that crowd.
1. Cocksmith...My favorite word, and when I can get it into a conversation, I do. It is just a classic word, with just enough filth in it to continually keep my interest.
So as you can tell, I am still a juvenile at heart, but if you ever meet me, I guarantee you'll hear one of the phrases, probably that day.
