Twinkle Speaker - That's Show Business.
Twinkle Speaker, you little star,
How we wonder what you are.
Upon that stage, looking grand.
Saying something we don't understand.
Twinkle Speaker, you little star,
Sod off NOW - we want the bar!
A Twisted Nursery Rhyme:
Sung to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"