Icarus's blog: "Somantics"

*looks to the left*
"First time anal sex"
"First time anal"
"Wedding gift"
"Promoting my website"
"Big dick tranny Carla"

...

wow
what the fuck!?

Well... I feel refreshed this morning.
Had a crazy dream where I posed naked in a magazine (to loosen up the celebrity I worked for)
and they went ahead and printed my pictures.
My entire hometown, including my family looked at the magazine.

I woke up laughing.

Then I started listening to Gomez's album "Split the Difference".

These guys make me slightly more motivated to learn how to play guitar.

What else I got for you
*shrugs*
a fridge full of discount immitation crab, and I'm sure a slew of Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwing in the mumms.

You'll have to excuse me.

Uh...
oh yeah... I need to mod my bazooka still.