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baby mama 1. The mother of your child(ren), whom you did not marry and with whom you are not currently involved. Oh her? She ain't nothing to me now, girl, she just my baby mama. So, can I get your number? 2. A term used to define an unmarried young woman (but can be a woman of any age) who has had a child. As mentioned before in another definition, most of the time it is used for when it was simply a sexual relationship, compared to ex-wife or girlfriend. Usually this has a negative connotation, a lot of baby mamas are seen as desperate, gold digging, emotionally starved, shady women who had a baby out of spite or to keep a man. Sometimes they may act like this because of missed child support payments, unfulfilled promises by the father, or convenient sex by the father. Either or both may exist in any situation. Joe didn't have any relationship with that chick, she was the "other woman" who ended up being his baby mama. Maybe Andy's baby mama is pissed because he said he was taking his sons to get a haircut but instead ended up playing dominoes with his boys. Tiffany is a greedy baby mama; she is using her child support payments to buy her new boyfriend some speakers for his car. 3. A woman who has a child out of wedlock with a man. She may or may not be in a relationship with the man, but most of the time, she's not. She may think she has some sort of position or leverage in the man's life, just because she had a child with the man, but all she is, is a baby mama, nothing else. Some baby mamas use the child as a pawn or weapon to "get what they want" from the child's father, IE: money, food, sex, etc. If the man is in a relationship with a woman who has no children, the baby mama may become jealous and cause baby mama drama. A stereotype associated with baby mamas is they are poor, lazy bitches who trapped the man into getting her pregnant or tricked him by saying she was on the pill, thinking the man would pay her way in life just because she has a child with him. Not all baby mama's are like that. The majority of them just act like they can control the man just because they had a seed with them, and make it difficult for the man and threaten to take the child away or sue for more child support if the baby mama doesn't get her way. Damn, there go Jayro's baby mama. That bitch is always trying to get something from him. Yo, did you hear about Reggie's baby mama? That bitch got an extra $600 a month from him in child support, now he broke as a joke!! I don't mess with Mookie anymore. Ever since his baby mama found out about us being together, she won't stop calling him. I'll never be a baby mama. I'm wifey material, and a man ain't gon get me pregnant without marrying me first!!!! Man, my baby mama talking crazy. That bitch said if I don't come over and give her some money, I won't be able to see my son. Bitch, you just a baby mama. If he really loved you, you'd be his wife. 4. A young single mother who does not work, and only wakes up to get dressed up in her hoochie gear and acrylic shoes, just so she can push her baby around all day in it's stroller. She does this so she can find a new baby daddy. "Did you see that baby mama in town? Probably just trying to find a new baby daddy."
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