Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it. I should've told her about the new electric fence...

When you ask for someone's name, you're essentially asking them what noise you should make to get their attention

If I heard the Mario coin every time I completed a task, maybe I would accomplish more

Life is like a door, never trust a cow b/c the sun can't swim

I keep saying "it is what it is"....but what even is it?

3 day weekend!!!

Wanna trade pimps?

Happy Presidents' Day!

Now for the 1/2 price chocolates!!

Touch it softly..put 2 fingers inside..make sure it's real wet..rub it up and down...and that..is how you wash a cup..you're welcome! Happy Valentine's Day!

All you need is love, but a bit of chocolate now and then never hurt

Thank you for all the bday love! It really means a lot!!

It's a new day

Fuck that guy

When in doubt, look intelligent LOL

y'all got herpes...all these blistered lips...i'm not clickin on no more LOL

Protect your peace. Find your joy!

Everyone needs to believe in something. i believe I'll have another beer.

I took the road less traveled. Now I don't know where the fuck I am

I'm going to try to act like a normal, happy, and mentally stable person today. Wish me luck!