What is the word for when you run into two different ex-girlfriends within a week or so, both of whom kicked you while you were down, telling you, while under a doctor's care, that you had nothing to offer anyone and would never amount to anything, both of whom were so overwhemed by the fact that you are now healthy, trim, have a respectable, well-paying job, a hefty savings in the bank and are currently a home owner, to the point that they wouldn't, nay, couldn't even say hello to you, but chose to ignore you and give you the silent treatment instead?
Oh, yeah. AWESOME!