me: when i have downtime I tend to think too much
me: and sitting at a pretty empty club for 4 hours does that hahah
me: and this chick that came up to me didnt help either
jez: was she mean?
me: thankfully i wasnt drinking or i would have spit in her face probably
me: no just really disgusting
me: she was cute just personally fucked
jez: hahaha
jez: lol oh dear
jez: how so
jez: what did she do lol
me: she grabbed me and steev from skinlab over with her and said "you have to come upstairs for comedy night"
me: we both look at each other like wtf is this?
me: she's like come upstairs you wont miss the show... and we're both confused and said ok sure whatever...
jez: lol
me: shes like... do you mean it? and we're like sure?
jez: hahaha
me: "ill show you my tits if you come up"
me: "i edit vagina for a living, get a new line"
me: shes like cmon and then grabs BOTH of our junk
me: we both just go wtf and jump back
me: she then grabs my goatee and said howabout if i just grab this while i ride your face...
me: and i told her to get the fuck off me and go manhandle some other poor schmuck
me: steev just laughed and walked off
me: i was pissed...
me: its just been a fucked up night more so
me: that was just the kicker hahah
jez: lol you poor thing
i dont get people sometimes...
they say porn is degrading to women... but sometimes women go far and beyond the call of duty all by themselves...
