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Last night I got some chinese food. I didn't think I got all that much, some Kung Pao shrimp (I like mine with extra Pao) some lo-mein (they never laugh when I ask if they have hi-mein) some pepper steak, and some fried wontons. They put it all in a box and I take it home. I am looking today at the box, and notice its a box for whiskey. I think to myself, how much whisky does your average chinese place go through that they have extra boxes of it?
On another unrelated note. I was in the store today and there was a chineese guy with his son ahead of me in line. They had five 5lb bags of sugar and half a case of Dr Pepper. I found this a little odd, so I mention it to the girl at the counter. Younger girl, kind of pretty, but must have acne problems because she wears a lot of foundation. I know this because she had a long sleeve hoody on, and I could see the makeup marks on the the cuffs where she must have wiped her face. I tend to notice little things like this. She wasn't having any of my playful banter though. Which is a shame, because really, when you have a job that boring, a customer like me can make your whole day. She just simply replied "We see a lot of that..."
