Body: Some Jerk-off from "Cali" wrote this shit and it took a real person from the Grand state of Illinois to offer the rebuttle----------
CALIFORNIA:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
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ILLINOIS...
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Illinois is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your ass and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the Kick Ass Parties in the middle of a cornfield?!?! What now surfer boy?
******You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are ALMOST as hott... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it.
- You may know what real avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados when you can have steak and potatoes? As for cheese, hello, can you say Wisconsin?
- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you bitches?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 Chicago boys can get the job done...
- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- We're smart enough to know 65mph means 65, but when it comes to the speed limit if you doing 80 you better be in the right lane cause we bring it hard and fast.
- When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind.
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" Who cares? You're either from Chicago or you live in the burbs anything else don't matter.
-we don't have to give the area code. just speak and we can tell if you are from Chicago, Champaign, or Carbondale.
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?
- You can keep your golden state... We're the Bad Ass State...the one and only!!
- Do I have to remind you about the Bad Ass Partys Again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol?
- You guys have the best athletes huh?....Michael Jordan and Walter Payton
- Football is a religion, not a sport
Come on Illinois Show Your Colors! Repost!
