Six count them six Asiatic wild Elephants electrocuted while sharing a beer with the others. Now that story in itself would be on America’s funniest videos had it actually been captured on film. Apparently while forging around for food and drink (beer) preferably rice beer in a small village in Gauhati India nearly 40 wild elephants became so drunk and disorderly they uprooted power lines and six of the thundering herd were electrocuted. Had the Villagers not acted quickly more damage and more elephant deaths might have occurred? I can just hear the stories passed down over a drink at the bar …. “Pink Elephants… I know this one guy named Hodgie that has Pink elephant-funts that he drinks with”…Says one bar fly to another. ” Really? ..You don’t say…” “ I just said it”
It just seems like the whole thing is way made up…but it is not. I mean at least the part where six Asiatic Elephants went on a binge and got fried. The two derelicts in the bar discussing them is made up. Good Morning… by the way before I get all into writing and so on and so forth.
Hey I just saw a new fad taking place here and wonder if it is spreading to other areas. You know the owners of the Gas Stations…The Arabic people and if I offend anyone with calling you Arabic then correct my dumb nibble minded self and give me the proper term that one of Arabic descent wishes to be called. Islamic perhaps? Hell they could be Indian I have no clue. Anyway what I discovered was the fashion statement they are making with the men’s Turbans I mean what are those things called… Burka’s I am ignorant to some of the traditional names and values put on those articles of clothing and again I do not mean to offend do not send the Hasseen Hit squad after me. But what is the all of a sudden color change from white to color. Does it have something to do with age? Time of Month, season? I have no clue just wondered… Again educate my dumb American ass, do not pummel it.
Hey I am also sad to hear the California is raging out of control again on the extreme side with wild fires… Doesn’t it seem like California is always on fire? I wondering if they ever get those out… or it is just the same fire that has been burning for years…. Ok California do not send 10 hippies to burn down my house…I seem to be on the offending side of the stream today and do not mean anything by it. So before I upset another person place or thing I best bid you farewell today and may the sun shine brighter on you and yours today unless you have fair skin… and for that I do…. I am shutting up!!!
A wonderful Michigan sent hug and thirteen Michigan Based Pats
Marrtay
(oh there is the tale-tell sign I added an R and Stuck an A in between the T and Y the boy is frisky)
