I Am Your Worst Nightmare .
I am a BAD American.
I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make
belongs to me and my family,
not some mid level governmental functionary
be it
Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings
and
I like it that way!
I think owning a gun
doesn't make you a killer,
it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority
does not make you noble or victimized, and
does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a
Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray
to his or her God
when
and
where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne,
Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers,
and
whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich.
I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake
and
I don't waste my time watching
or
arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave,
or
was a slave,
I haven't burned any witches
or
been persecuted by the Turks
and
neither have you!
So, shut up already.
I believe if you don't
like the way things are here,
go back to where you came from
and
change your own country!
This is AMERICA .
I want to know which church
is it exactly where the
Reverend Jesse Jackson
preaches,
where he gets his money,
and
why he is always
part of the problem
and
not the solution.
Can I get an AMEN on that one?
AMEN ...
I think the cops have every right
to shoot your sorry rear
if you're running from them...
I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license.
I think it's good...
and
I'm proud that "God"
is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid
to know how a ballot works,
I don't want you, deciding
who should be running the
most powerful nation in the world
for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing
in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
I believe that it doesn't take a village
to raise a child,
it takes two parents.
And what is going on with gas prices... Again?
I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag
should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !
If this makes me a BAD American,
then yes,
I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too,
please forward
this to everyone you know.
We Want Our Country Back!