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That's what this woman from the UK said to me a while ago. Here's what lead up to it: So we've been chatting and joking online, right? Typical Fu stuff. I mean nothing's gonna come out of it since neither of us is planning any overseas virual blind dates. So after a while, I start to get hungry and tell her, "I think it's time I went to fetch dinner." She says, "Ok, fine sir." That's how she talks. Anyway, I head to the kitchen to hook up a burger and fries. I'm not a good cook, so it didnt take long. Lol When Im done scarfing, I return here and answer a few pokes and messages. The I see her saying in that chatbox, "You dont have to lie. You could have just told me you didnt want to talkt to me anymore." And I'm like, Wow! Not because she said that. It makes no sense, but I know how insecure some pretty women can be. But that she could just call me a liar without knowing any more about me than Koby Bryant! She just went for it like we slept in the same bed last night. As the late Huell Howser would've said, That's Amayzin'!
