> YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM THE SOUTH IF:
> 1. You measure distance in minutes.
> 2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
> 3. You use "fix" as a verb. For example: "I'm fixing to go to the store.
> 4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
> vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
> 5. You install security lights on your house and garage, then leave
> both unlocked.
> 6. You know what a "DAWG" is.
> 7. You carry jumper cables in your car ... For your OWN car.
> 8. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and
> ketchup.
> 9. The local papers cover national and international news on one page,
> but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
> 10. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
> 11. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm".
>12. You know all
> four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.
> 13. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "goin'
> Wal-martin" or off to "Wally World" >
> 14. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good Gumbo
> weather.
> 15. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop .. it's a Coke,
> regardless of brand or flavor. For
> example: "What kinda coke you want?"
>16. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
> 17. We don't need no stinking driver's Ed. If our daddy says we can
> drive, we can drive.
