“YOUNG LOVE”
A six-year-old boy told his father
he wanted to marrythe little girl
across the street
The father, being modern and
well-schooled in handling children,
hid his smile behind his hand
That's a serious step," he said..
"Have you thought it out completely?"
Yes," his young son answered..
We can spend one week in my
room and the next in hers...
It's right across the street, so I
can run home if I get scared
of the dark!"
How about transportation?"
the father asked
"I have my wagon, and we both
have our tricycles," the little boy
answered
The boy had an answer to every
question the father raised
Finally, in exasperation, his dad
asked, "What about babies?
When you're married, you're liable
to have babies, you know"
"We've thought about that, too,"
the little boy replied
"We're not going to have babies..
Every time she lays an egg,
I'm going to step on it!"
(Look at the expression on the "other" little girl's face!?!)