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Sign
>> over a Gynecologist's Office:
>> "Dr.
>> Jones, at your cervix."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> In a Podiatrist's
>> office:
>>
>> "Time wounds
>> all heels."
>>
>> *****************
>> *********
>>
>> On a Septic Tank
>> Truck:
>>
>> Yesterday's Meals
>> on Wheels
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> At a Proctologist's
>> door:
>>
>> "To expedite
>> your visit, please back in."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> On a Plumber's
>> truck:
>>
>> "We
>> repair what your husband fixed."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> On another Plumber's
>> truck:
>>
>> "Don't
>> sleep with a drip. Call your
>> plumber."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> On a Church's Bill
>> board:
>>
>> "7
>> days without God makes one weak."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> At a Tire Shop
>> in
Milwaukee :
>>
>> "Invite us
>> to your next blowout."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> At a Towing
>> company:
>>
>> "We
>> don't charge an arm and a leg. We want
>> tows."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> On an Electrician's
>> truck:
>>
>> "Let
>> us remove your shorts."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> In a Nonsmoking
>> Area:
>>
>> "If
>> we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
>> appropriate action."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> On a Maternity Room
>> door:
>>
>> "Push. Push.
>> Push."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> At an
>> Optometrist's Office:
>>
>> "If
>> you don't see what you're looking for, you've
>> come to the right place."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> On a Taxidermist's
>> window:
>>
>> "We
>> really know our stuff."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> On a
>> Fence:
>>
>> "Salesmen
>> welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> At a Car
>> Dealership:
>>
>> "The
>> best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
>> payment."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> Outside a Muffler
>> Shop:
>>
>> "No
>> appointment necessary. We hear you
>> coming."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> In a Veterinarian's
>> waiting room:
>>
>> "Be
>> back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> At the Electric
>> Company
>>
>> "We would be
>> delighted if you send in your payment.
>>
>> However, if you
>> don't, you will be."
>>
>> **************
>> ************
>>
>> In a Restaurant
>> window:
>>
>> "Don't
>> stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed
>> up."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> In the front yard of
>> a Funeral Home:
>>
>> "Drive
>> carefully. We'll wait."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> At a Propane
>> Filling Station:
>>
>> "Thank
>> heaven for little grills."
>>
>> **************************
>>
>> And don't forget
>> the sign at a
>>
>>
CHICAGO RADIATOR
>> SHOP:
>>
>> "Best place
>> in town to take a leak."
>> **********************
>> Sign
>> on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
>> "Caution
>> - This Truck is full of Political
>> Promises"
