CREMATED HUSBAND
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him
cremated and brought
his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in,
she poured him out on
the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in
the ashes, she started
talking to him.
"Herman, you know that fur coat you promised me? I
bought it with
the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the
ashes
then said,
“Herman, remember that new car you promised me?
Well, I also bought it with the insurance money! "
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing
her fingers
in the ashes she said,
"Herman, that emerald necklace you promised me?
Bought it too, with
the insurance money!
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
said,
"Herman, remember that blow job I promised you?
........Here it comes!
