I think some of these are the finniest things anyone has even said.
"Use the window, Richard, that's what it's for!"
What a nice way of calling someone a dick. LOL
"That boah's about as sharp as a bowlin' ball".
"That boy's as sharp as a sack of wet mice!"
He's so dumb, he thinks a pig pen is something to write with.
That gal reminds me of the highway between Dallas and Ft. Worth -- no curves.
This boy's as strong as an ox...and almost as smart.
LMAO
