TOP 10 THINGS YOU NOTICE WHEN YOU GET OLD
10. You think “libido” is Italian pasta
9. You repeat yourself
8. You find yourself dancing to elevator music
7. Your favorite kind of food is “soft”
5. You join a mall-walking league
5. Joggers pass you when you’re driving
4. A “quickie” becomes a nap at a red light
3. You repeat yourself
2. The tooth fairy has more of your teeth then you do
1. Sex becomes a job and you have to file for unemployment
