Ahhhhh, a perfect holiday for the lazy, fat ass American. Oh shut up, don't lie, you know it's not about "giving thanks". If you wanted to say thanks you'd give back to the community, the family, the church, whatever.
Nope, instead, you are forced to buy food you don't really like (who honestly loves cooking a turkey for 13 hours?) to entertain "family" that you don't even speak to... and waste the food that you slaved all day to make (and everyone wonders why Americans are hated.... we're like locusts!)then you're left with an empty house to clean up the damn mess by yourself.
I'm thankful. I live in a warm climate, surrounded by the people I love, and don't want for anything. But I'll be damned if I'm buying a turkey to proclaim my appreciation for all those Indians that were slaughtered, Pagans that were burned, and corrupt politicans who were exhalted!!!
Ehhhh bite me.
