(You read it- you comment! Even if you hate it!)
I hate women. In general they're retarded. Yeah, I know I'm going to get shit over this rant because it seems hypocritical that a woman would show disdain for her own sex. Bite me. The female body (with a few exceptions) is the most beautiful thing to look at ... women could have the opportunity to rule the world, to be great ... looks and brains, add a little seduction and charm, that's a powerful combination. Unfortunately the brains are lacking. Women are far too emotional ... as if emotions and LOGIC can't coexist. Take the woman driver..........
Most women have no idea how to operate their vehicles. They have no idea how to maintain the pretty car they insisted on receiving as a birthday present (can you find your air filter? change your oil ... hell change a damn tire?!), and they're just clueless about the limitations and abilities of their cars ... most should take a bus. I'm so sick of women who drive around in cute little beetles with car horns that make an annoying "toot-toot" sound. Because these are the women who put on their blinker and bat their eyes and smile while waiting for someone to nicely let them merge. You're holding up 90 cars who were doing a nice 80 mph and suddenly had to stop for your dumb ass!!! These are the women who hit the brakes to change lanes, or drive 20 miles under the speed limit when getting on the freeway. Grow some fucking balls!
On the other hand you have the stupid ones, who find it hard enough to walk and talk at the same time, let alone drive and talk, or drive and sing ... drive and breathe........ they use traffic time not to pay attention, but reapply lip gloss, paint their nails, wax their legs ... whatever the fuck they do-they're pissing me off! Doesn't matter if you're over 16, if your IQ is that of a 12 year old- you shouldn't be driving.
Oh ... and you have those women who know nothing about their cars ... you know the ones ... they put the car in reverse in the drive thrus, hit the poles at ATMs, forget that the hand brake is on and drive around for 30 minutes, forget to shift from 3 gear while merging on the highway...... stall at stoplights because they can't work a clutch!!! Oh, and just because you bought a huge SUV with 4X4 capabilities doesn't mean you're going to make it through that huge ass snow bank! Grow a fucking brain.
Women like this, give people like me a bad name...
You can't be taken seriously if you're retarded. Stay in doors. Oh, and if you see me driving behind you (yeah that's me in the silver Chrysler 300, flipping you off!) get the fuck out of my way ... move over, do it quickly- remember to look before changing lanes ... and think about letting the husband drive sweetie... Trust me, you're no Danica Patrick (one hot, fast, goddess).
