JDCinLA's blog: ""Where am I . . . ? ""

If you've learned anything about me from my profile - *Hunh; easier reading Sanskrit in a mirror - I LOVE new friends, old friends and

I don't particularly care whether I'm Rated, Drunk, or Blinged ever - Recently I've come in contact with a lot of swell people who seem

to want to Like me, Booze me and Bomb me into oblivion . . .

Here's the catch: I'm not ungenerous or mean with my time, But - * BIG BUTT * - my computer has a tiny brain and a slow dial-up

*Yes, I have a land-line - I can barely keep up with routine chores like drinks and rates - (I actually ran into a 'Bouncer' 9 times in

the Gift Shop, if you can believe it) -

So I don't want people to think I'm neglecting them or ignoring them - I appreciate all the kind things my Friends, Fans and even

total strangers have done for me recently - Really, really love you all - guys, gals and anything in between . . .

I'm just feeling a little sick, lazy and overwhelmed right now - *Last time this happened I went 'Walkabout' and didn't come back

for 5 months - That's one reason I send people out hunting mythical "Golden Rhinos" and ask for 'Ice Cubes' from the gift shop -

If you like me, GREAT ! - I like you too - If you like me too hard I feel bad 'cause I just can't get by to visit and thank everybody

who's been so nice to me - Not in the 7 hours I can spare on this site - Not with this damned slow machine I'm using -

So to make a long story interminable - *God, I've seen German operas that were shorter and made more sense - If you like me,

even a little, tap me on the shoulder - I'll know you're there and I'll show gratitude in the best way I can - If I don't hit you back

right away, spend a couple bucks on the cheap 'Ice Cubes' - I don't ask for gifts; a little reminder, that's all . . .

If you haven't 'heard' from me in a couple days, shout in my face - Sometimes I need a big reminder - If you don't get a response

in a week, look in my coffin - *It's usually empty at night; that means I'm out doing something - Probably something you'd rather

not know about . . .

That's it: I've officially written myself into a corner - Only thing left to do is have another smoke, drink another cup 'o' joe and watch

some cartoons -

In other words, it's business as usual - 

If you've read this your smart; if you're smart you're my Friend - And if you're smart, my friend, you'll stand back, give me some fightin' room and let me get back to doin' what I do best -

Which is . . . . . . .

Okay: here's a place for you to leave your comments and opinions - If you're still unclear on what all this means, make a large

X at the bottom of the page - 

I love my Friends, I love my Family, I love all the hobos who pass through and I love stickin' my nose into other people's stuff -

I LOVE YOU ALL ! ! !

And that's the last warning you're gonna get from me.

Happy  _ Date _ Month _ Year _  -  Everybody . . .

Jeff Cedrone  -  Los Angeles, California

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