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Ok tonights discussion is not for the faint of heart or those that only will ever be able to qualify as just as a shitty fuck. I am talking about the 3 types of sex yes i break it down into only the the three categories and you will soon see why. So lets begin............................ JUST PLAIN OL FUCKIN This is just what it seems you stick that pussy with your dick and you go. Now if you are skilled at this you will be able to get the woman to orgasm at least one time but you can pound the hell out of it and you use a little foreplay. Now dont get me wrong everyone has done this and still does it cause well there are times that just a good ol fuck is needed and welcomed. Like i said this is the first type of sex but be forewarned if this is all you know how to do i am truly sorry for you and your ego. NUMERO TWO MAKING LOVE............ This is the kind of sex where there is a deep emotional bond orgasms here can be achieved not only quicker but they are stronger and can occur more than once. This is also where i lump in romance baecause it is a part and i feel is needed. This can be some of the most wonderful and enjoyable sex. This can keep your partner happy for a lifetime and may get you talked about a little. ________________________________________________________ NUMBER THREE LAYING PIPE LIKE A MUTHER FUCKER This is the greatest ability that many men claim but as far as i can tell from experiance few can achieve. First if you have eaten pussy and you dont have scars under your tongue then dont even try to compete and you dont know how to lay pipe this occurs after you have eaten pussy for more than 2 hours straight and you generally will have a woman begging for the dick and quivering. If you do it well enough you can actually have a woman climbing a wall cause she just aint had that pussy eat so good. And yes before you ask i have done thos a few times. Second this is not only sticking the dick and eating the pussy this is where the whole body becomes a sexual tool not only yours but hers and you must be aware of all the areas on a woman that are turn on point and what to do. Third you have to know how to use that dick men if you cant move them hips in different directions and how to get that dick to go deeper and hit places never hit before then once again you are out of the race. The final part to this is if in the end you can not say " I stand in awe of myself as she quivers and shakes uncontrolably " and also she must either call you god, referance your name and god in the same sentance or scream OH GOD so many times you lose count. Then you have not achieved this goal also if you ask your sexual partner if you can lay pipe like a muther fucker and dont get a quick response of ooooooo yeah. then your just being lyed to and if there is even a bit of hesitation then you have not done it right my son. Just so that we are clear i have asked and I can achieve all three items when i want to and i always work to improve cause well there is always room. But i also must state that i have eaten pussy for 4 hours to just to prove a point. enough said Later all
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