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Admit to the cold hard truth of life. The fact that a woman goes into a bar by herself and not meeting friends she is only looking to get laid period. Yes I have seen these women and some are nasty looking enough i would not fuck her with my buddies dick. But then there is the rare occasion. A drop dead hottie comes in and you better be playing the best game cause she only wants to get laid. These cases when i determine the person other half has done something you can play off of it or go straight for the kill. And ask " You Wanna Fuck?" and someof you may say oh hell no I would just slap you. But i can say from past experiance for every time i get slapped i got one wild ride. Of course these women are using you for a revenge fuck but if you are up to it "Be The Man" "Use the Force" " Get Some Muther Fucker" I must also point out that i have grown weary of meaningless sex as for fact it is just not as good. Nor that a man in a bar by himself sends the signal creepy, im a drunk, or im desperate. Other things people are not always willing to admit but it is the cold hard truth. Now knowing this thing that some woudl see as bad i can see the upside. I admit if I am gonna try to get laid I am not going by myself. But if I just want to throw down some beers and have a good time and shot some pool then this is the way to go no worries of women with baggage or issues I have enough of my own for christs sake. There is one exception to this and i have practiced it for many years now. What you do is pick a bar go into it after work 2 times a week for about a month. Dont get drunk just relax and bullshit with the people that work there and the owners get known. What this allows you to do when you walk in women will feel more safe if everyone there knows you. You then lose the look of creepy,drunk, and desperate. Plus you will have all of the staff to say you are not a drunk or weirdo. One other side note to this. The above instructions only work if you are a decent human being. If your a dickhead then your a dickhead. If your a drunk then your a drunk. No amount of pre-planning can help your ass out. later all
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