I'll take strawberry... but I want chocolate every time!
All I want is to smoke a bowl, and fuck the shit out of him one last time.
It's the penis that's the hardest thing to get over...'cause it's so fucking perfect!
vagina wig
no more purple haze
may jesus christ save and bless your soul
maybe i'm being a little cunty?
we so don't need to drink to be like this
oh i'm the pretty one?
The greens
did you ever think of this as a kid
the revolutionary costume
why are they so affraid of the sushi?
but i'm a top what if he is too?
NO you are the adult in this situation you tell him "suck my dick now"
he should be shoved into a tin can and launched into space.
no one can say anything bad about my Ilyse
I want to go there and say you could have had me then and look at me now!
This MILF needs a DILF
you need to be a size 4 by then can we do that?
Oh Just spit on it
Can I stick it in... Just the tip... Just for a second... Just to see how it feels?
I'll call him for an afternoon delight.
Christina's got everything I need
Oh he gets me
we do everything well except the phone we suck on the phone.
This is like an infestation!
I need to stop watching so much porn.
I'll never be able to masterbate again thanks to him.
I'll be dirty touching purses and shoes.
Oh it's all about the greens
Is it so bad that I am bad at relationships but I am a great hook up? I mean I'm a great lay, a great time, but I suck when it goes further than that. so is it so bad?
I want it to be 117 is that too many?
the best way to get over someone is the get under someone else!
"i told you i like to grab"..... "well just happends i like to be grabbed"
can you stop using your lines and just rub me?
it's the catholics
you're going to laugh at his name
no i did not get the picture of the drag queen shoes..
I got the golden egg!
John I want to play "ouch ouch your on my hair!"
So what are you going to say "and how is this pronounced?"
See that's what i need I need an adult not a child
so he comes dressed in ripped jeans, a polo tee-shirt and sneakers, while i'm in a pair of clean jeans, a button down.
Get this make up off my face and put the greens on
Yes you are the only friend that accosts me at work
I don't want to look like a whore this is #2, I may be one but I don't want to look like one.
yeah I'm a big slut just want to get tested, get the rape kit ready and go have some fun.
Cause I'm a top this needs to be discussed, it's an important issue.
Oh this is going on the quotes blog
Oh he's got a belly button ring...I hate that it rips my dick apart, balls to tip ouch!
don't keep touching your eyebrows.
He came last night literally and figurativly. ha ha ha ha hahahahhahahhahah
Go over to Joan Jett, Carmen Electra.
Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels....HURTS!
How did you like the video of me dancing in the sling?
I've fucked so many guys, but 2 were repeats so it does not count.
I want Me so horny soup, or MISO what ever they call it.
Ok this is the best sushi, its so pretty here, they know how to decorate.
How does this make me look? "like melissa ethridge after brest cancer."
I'll leave you here to forage
we were bad company, with Rachel and her laugh oh Jeeze.
She is sooo Muggle
