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Last Nite
WELL I WENT TO WORK LAST NITE. WAS IN ALOT OF PAIN. NOW I THINK I HAVE A BLADDER INFECTION. BECUZ MY BACK IS HURTING MUCH WORSE AND WHEN I PEE ITS ALL CLOUDY. SO I AM GONNA CALL THE DOC MONDAY MORNING TO TELL HIM. SO NOW MY BACK IS KILLING ME ALONG WITH MY SIDE. I TOOK SOME PAIN RELIEVERS AND IT DID NOT WORK. WHY ME? I DONT GET IT. LOL WHAT DID I DO TO GET ALL THESE PROBLEMS NOW. PLUS MY INSURANCE DOES NOT KICK IN UNTIL 2 MONTHS FROM NOW. SUCKS BIG TIME. TY FOR YOUR PRAYERS AND COMMENTS. LOVES YALL AND BIG HUGS

Speed Limits
Recently I have been reflecting upon my past antics and behaviour and have come to the conclusion that not only will I always be abnormal but that daring to irritate me should be officaly classed as the most painful and common method of suicide in England. Unfortunately my sarcasm, negativity and vendictive streak only appear to increase as time passes. My aunt discovered that while I was in Siberia. After infurating me on a number of occasions I personally believe what I did was justified. After borrowing her car without permission I spent three hours driving around purposely flooring it in direct view of as many speed cameras as I could possibly find. Naturally what comes back on all the speeding tickets is HER number plate and HER car. And people say I'm incapable of being subtle.

Plz Do This For Me Ppl
SHE IS IN SECOND IN HER CONTEST THE WINNER HAS STOPPED HER BOMBING LETS GO LETS PULL THIS LADY INTO FIRST NOW THIS CONTEST RUNS 2 MORE DAYS PLZ HELP ME OUT IF WE ALL BOMB A LITTLE IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE SMOOCHES MADD LOVE LADY KAOS

Alone Much?
For some reason this thing is NSFW. Whatever, I AM NSFW anyway. Smarter than the average whore. Hence why I'm the cuntwhore. But there is one question I get asked all the time and have never really given a complete answer to. What is this infamous question which makes me think and start to question my cuntwhoriness? Wow I love that word, by the way. I mean, you just look at me and go, "That girl has low standards, what the hell is her problem, why is she always alone?" *smirk* So let's for once clear up this mess. I will give exactly 10 reasons why girls like me have no main squeeze in their life. Mysteries make my vagina deflate anyway. 10. I smell like liquor, stale cigarettes, and fear. That is right folks, I totally was going to bottle the stench but after blowing up my room ten times and the cops watching over my house because they thought I was trying to use the substance as a weapon of mass destruction, I has decided to keep the stench to my disgusting self for a lit

A True & Fresh Dream.....becareful Erotic Language
This below is a very true dream i had last night after a long hard day,filled with stress,tension and some anger...Thank you for coming to my dream and taking me to your heaven. I dreamed you were there last night In my arms, I was holding you tight. I massaged you with lavender oil your skin was so hot, I thought you'd boil. I started at your shoulders and rubbed you oh so softly. Then eased my strong fingers around to to your hard erect nipples, the more I rubbed the harder they got. The oil was warm and made your skin so silky, that as I massaged you, your body seemed to lurch up ward as I continued to massage down to your belly. I turned you over to caress your tight little ass and you seemed to tighten up as I moved around to your thighs. you encouraged me not to stop as I massaged your inner thighs and gave your waiting mound a little more attention. I layed you no your back and you pulled me down on top of you saying you've massaged enough, now

Sexy Man Chest Contest Updates
~ Sexy Mans Chest Contest Now OPen ~ 1st Place is...... with 50 comments 2nd Place is...... with 3 comments 3rd Place is...... with 9 comments 4th Place is...... with 2 comments Please remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contest. maria

What A Day
Well so much for trying to post comments to you all my day was soo busy i could not get on here all day to do this so i am doing it first things tommrow promise.sorry about that i swear,what a freaken busy day. well going to bed. night everyone.

Sick!!! Dont Know Why
=== 'cammy' spewed forth the following at '2007-01-21 09:13:03'.. > > === 'mark' spewed forth the following at '2007-01-20 21:41:19'.. > > > > OKLAHOMA GIRL FOUND MORE MISSING KIDS PLEASE REPOST > > To Repost click reply at the bottom of the bulletin then copy and paste the codes into your own bulletin. If you do not click reply before you copy the bulletin, the pictures won't show and the links wont work. So just go to the bottom and click reply and then copy & paste the codes into your own bulletin. > > 149,199,263 > > That is how many users have profiles on myspace. The number is always growing. > > > > It is mathematics, plain and simple: > > Someone out there has seen some of these faces, someone out there knows something about some of these cases. Someone out there either knows what happened, witnessed something, or were themselves involved. > > > > Pass this information around to your friends. Someone out there holds the key to solving some of these cases. What if

The Bears Won!!!
YAY! The bears won!! lol now I won't look funny when I wear my bears jersey on superbowl night! :D I'm so excited! they will most likely lose, Grossman SUCKS at quarterback, they need a new one! but if he wins superbowl, I will have a newfound respect for him! so ya'll cross your fingers, close your eyes, and hold on tight....oh and don't forget to root for the bears! lol cuz that would just make me smile even more! I CAN'T WAIT! (I don't think I've been this excited for awhile) lol

Gas & Masks
They tell you lies, deny anything you ask but when people run from tear gas like ducking away. We run, but some of us are caught, in cuffs, some can't get away. Brought to their feet by riot police, we dash, but his fate wears a gas mask. It could change, but maybe the whole idea of freedom of speech is one North America went on to cover up, to impeech. Your flags are high in the air, ask the cops if they care and get back to me, ask me once more and I'll tell you freedom of speech is a dream, not reality. *Same warning applies this as the previous poetry I've posted, same with other poetry.*

Questions!!
1. Which of us would be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky things in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me if i asked you to? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Internal or External ? ( When I Cum ) 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 20. WOULD U MAKE LOVE TO ME TODAY? take the chalenge...Leave/Send me a messege!!

What's Your Numer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me know your number. Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the rest of your friends, including the one who sent this to you. Put your "number" in the "Subject" and pass it on! Have fun! Our Birth Date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the Birth Date together, like in the following example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a littleinsight. Example: March 20, 1950 3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 2 + 0 = 2 Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 2 is the Birth Number to read for the Birth Date in the example. #1 THE ORIGINATOR #2 THE PEACEMAKER #3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY #4 THE CONSERVATIVE #5 THE NONCONFORMIST #6 THE ROMANTIC

Eating Dogs
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards him. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them. "Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?" he asked. "That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied. "No, not that. What's that long thing that's hanging between the elephant's legs?" asked the boy. Embarrassed, the mother replied, "Oh, it's nothing, son." She then left to get some hot dogs and sodas. While she was gone, the young boy turned to his father and asked, "Daddy, what's that long thing hanging between the elephant's legs?" "That's the elephant's penis, son," explained the father. "Well, why did mommy say it was nothing when I asked her?" the boy asked. Taking a deep breath, the father proudly replied, "I've spoiled that woman, son!"

Little Bird In Winter;-)
Little Bird in Winter A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm. He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it. At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out! He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it There are three morals to this story: 1. Not everyone who gets you into shit is your enemy 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend 3. If you are in shit, keep your mouth shut

The Teuton’s Battle Song
THE TEUTON’S BATTLE SONG by H. P. Lovecraft The might Woden laughs upon his throne, And once more claims his children for his own. The voice of Thor resounds again on high, While arm’d Valkyries ride from out of ths sky: The Gods of Asgard all their pow’rs released To rouse the dullard from his dream of peace. Awake! Ye hypocrites, and deign to scan the actions of your “brotherhood of Man”. Could your shrill pipings in the race impair The warlike impulse put by nature there? Where now the gentle maxims of the school, The cant of preachers, and the Golden Rule? What feeble word or doctrine now can sway? Too long restrain’d, the bloody tempest breaks, And Midgard ‘neath the tread of warriors shakes, On to death, Beserker bold! And try In acts of Godlike bravery to die! Who cares to find the heaven of the priest, When only warriors can with Woden feast? The flesh of Schrimnir, and the cup of mead, Are but for him who falls in martial deed: You luckless boor, that

Life Lessons Pt5 - Giving When It Counts...
Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away". Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give hi

More Funny Drunk Jokes!
The drunk; A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. he grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him. The astonished guy asks," How did you do that???? I just saw you jump out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!!!" The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams it down, goes tot the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar. The other g

The Idiot Report........
The Idiot Report........ Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It

My Harem
Told a lady at work yesterday that she needs to understand the mindset of the kitty... ALL women are part of my harem.... I may not be able to get around to all of you, butt those I have get to dream about me each night... Anyway, that is only a part of what I came in here to say... I took off most of December from work and got to laugh and giggle with many of you reading this... I am now back to work... At the prison I work at I work 6 days a week and then get 2 days off unless a weekend and then I get 3 days off... I also run a computer repair shop and an online lotto website - so I am quite busy.... Yet just because I have not had the time to harass some of you, doesn't mean I am not thinking about the harem... If you do play the Michigan lottery a few numbers I like today... 148 168 039 189 Have a wonderful day babes!! I am off Thursday and Friday this week but Thursday is going to be a busy day for me...

3 Things To Think About!!
1. Cows 2. The Constitution and 3. The Ten Commandments Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to,their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. The Constitution - They kept talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why didn''t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart people, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. The Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment

Women!
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered: Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her ?" She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands. The angel was impressed. Just two hands....impossible! And this is the standard model?! Too much work for one day....wait until tomorrow and then complete her. I will not, said the Lord. I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart. She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day. The angel came nearer and touched the woman. But you have made her so soft, Lord She is soft", said the Lord, But I have also ma

Why Why Why?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then rea

Down On My Knees ~ Trisha Yearwood
Sometimes you wonder how much I care I get so distracted running nowhere And I take for granted our love is secure But if I started losing you, one thing is sure I'd be down on my knees Ready to pray, darlin' Down on my knees Making you stay I'd be begging you please Don't take your love from me I'd be down on my knees I learned to be strong a long time ago And I can face any wind no matter how hard it blows But I'd have to be stronger than I want to be If I had to live without you loving me I'd be down on my knees Ready to pray, darlin' Down on my knees Making you stay I'd be begging you please Don't take your love from me I'd be down on my knees No one matters more in my life Or makes me feel like you make me feel inside And I've come far enough to know Love's worth never letting go of And love is not a matter of pride I'd be down on my knees Ready to pray, darlin' Down on my knees Making you stay I'd be begging you please Don't take your lov

2007
After serious & cautious consideration..... your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2007! It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!! A Wish for You in 2007 May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May all your problems forget your address! In simple words ............ May 2007 be the best year of your life

Who Am I Today?
"Who am I today?" I ask.. And I wonder if I even know. I know the past has shaped me now, Even though the past was long ago. The little moments form a blur, The times both happy and sad, All the people I once knew, And the things I used to have. They all helped me to become Where, what and who I am now, Because everything has influenced me, I'm not sure exactly how. But I'm thankful for the memories, Even of the people I've never really met, For the people I miss, the people I love, And even the people I'd like to forget. For these memories have helped me grow, They've made me calm, yet strong, And now there's a story to my life, That they've been writing all along. So, thank you for the memories. Without them, I don't know who I'd be - Because somewhere among these memories Are the things that define me.

Reorganizing...
Hey guys, over the next few days I'll be reorganizing my blog. This way I won't have 60 entries in the same blog. It will hopefully make a little more sense. So, as I do so please feel free to come by and rate my new blogs. :-)

Fighting
Oooh, today I get to go fight with people. — Wednesday, January 24, 2007 I guesse I'm not going to math today. I get to go listin to the dws ( ( Utah) Department Of Workforce Serveices ) people, try to justify themselves being stupid awefulll people basicly. It should be fun and insightfull. I'm sure they will love me after that too. lol. Hopefully I get an actuall written list of their rules that I can analyze to see if they are actally following them, or makeing up their own. They may have a special set of rules here in utah. I do know that they did, and try to do things that the federal government can't do. But especially here, ya never know, they could somehow have different specail rules or something made by their director or who ever is in charge of the whole thing. So that's what I'm going to try to find out. Someone over there is understandably upset, but I don't really think she is handling her dissapointment the right way. So she needs to be talked to

Milf Contest ..cum Help Me Out And Vote
HEY EVERYONE CUM SHOW ME SOMELOVE AND PLEASE VOTE FOR ME IN THE MILF CONTEST.. LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS AS U WOULD LIKE AND PLEASE PASS THE LINK..U ALL ARE GREAT. MWAHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=93659&i=641464454

Right Here...waiting...
another one you might know... I know I've been mistaken, but just give me a break and see the changes that I've made. I've got some imperfections, but how can you collect them all and throw them in my face. But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting. You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting. And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting. Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting. I hope you're not intending, to be so condescending it's as much as i can take. And you're so independent, you just refuse to bend so I keep bending till I break. But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting. You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting. And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting. Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting. I've made a commitment, I'm willing to bleed for you. I needed fulfillment, I found what I need in you. Why

Bubble Of Protection Meditation
Here's a simple safety and protection meditation. This visualization can be used around people, pets, homes, cars, airplanes, and around anything you want to protect. After doing this a few times, you will not need the candles. You will be able to visualize the ball of white light at any time and any place. If you wish to protect a loved one and you have a photo of them, place it between the candles for the meditation. (Don't let it catch fire!) You may cast a circle if you like, but it is not necessary. Light white candles for protection. Begin the meditation: Sit down and get comfortable. Relax. Breathe slow and deep. Let all tension flow into the earth. Feel calm and peaceful. You are completely relaxed. Now visualize a beautiful white light all around you, like a bubble. It shimmers and sparkles. Now make it stronger, and then make it shine brighter. Make it grow until it fills the room you are in. Fill the bubble with love. Know that it will protect you where ever you go

Spell For Poetic Inspiration
Perform on a Wednesday when the moon is waxing. Best if done when the moon is in Gemini, but it's not required. Light a purple candle. You can also burn some jasmine or rose incense if you wish. Say this incantation: "Oh Goddess Brigit, bright lady of the flame, blessed mother of the poets. Lend me such insight, wisdom, and divine inspiration that the words may flow to me and that I may may craft them beautifully so that they spin a tapestry of magic In the hearts of all who hear them. So mote it be!" Leave the candle to burn itself out. when it does, put it wherever you keep rituals remnants and give thanks to the Goddess for her gift.

Healing Magic
This is a ritual for healing any problem. This is usually best performed on a waning moon, when it is almost new moon. You cannot perform this ritual on someone else without them being present. You can, however, guide the person who needs healing to do this ritual on their own. It is only effective if the person with the ailment performs it, so it is ideal to heal yourself. Your primary ritual tool will be an element. Choose one from the list that is most appropriate for whatever area of the body you will be healing: * Abdomen: Fire * Arms: Earth * Blood: Air * Bones: Earth * Chest: Air * Ears: Water * Eyes: Water * Feet: Earth * Genitalia: Fire * Hands: Earth * Heart: Fire * Legs: Earth * Lungs: Air * Mind: Fire * Nose: Air * Skin: Earth * Stomach: Water * Teeth: Earth * Throat: Air * Uterus: Water You should prepare for the ritual with a ritual bath. Once you are ready, you can go to your magical place and get ready. Your working area should be equipp

Attraction Spell
You will need the following: * Small Seashell * Orange Candle * Cinnamon Powder * Dried and Crushed Rose Petals * Small Mixing Bowl Light an orange candle, then take a small seashell and pass it three times through the flame. As you do this, say: "By the power of three, So make it be." ...each time you go through the flame. Take a handful of cinnamon and using a spoon and bowl, mix it with dried and crushed red rose petals. Sprinkle the shell with some of the mixture and imagine yourself attracting many different people. Take the rest of the mixture and toss it into the wind to carry your request to the God and Goddess. Then carry the shell with you in a pocket or purse at all times.

Lol
.[Nicole]..- -hum gum- - LOL Jeffie says: lol yeah jeff said that he invented a keyboard and its on a site called keyborads-of-the real-fucked-reality.net.org.com.ca.org.hum.gum Lol i found that funny Im off to bed. Nighty Night

Do Your Thing
Basement Jaxx - Do Your Thing Lyrics I don't need no tv, I don't need no news All I need is a bumpin beat to bump away my blues I don't give a damn what the people say I'm gonna do it, gonna do it my way Gonna let it all out an do my thing Boom boom boom an a bang bang bang Oooh-do your thing Do your thing, make my body sing Do your thing, your thing, my thing, oh oh oh oh Say shut your mouth you're in a fatal tiz Free the mayhem in your mind, release the need inside of you You're gonna suffer Do your thing, do you Boom boom boom an a Oooh-Do your thing Do your thing, make Do your thing, your Give me ying-yang Do your thing, make Do do do

Karma
Alicia Keys KARMA LYRICS Weren't you the one that said, that you don't want me anymore. And how you need your space, and give the keys back to your door. And how I cried and tried and tried to make you stay with me. But still you said that love was gone, and that I had to leave. Now you, talkin bout a family Now you, sayin I complete your dream Now you, sayin I'm your everything You confusin me What you say to me Don't play with me Don't play with me. Cause what goes around, comes around. What goes up, must come down. Now who's cryin, desirin to come back to me What goes around, comes around. What goes up, must come down. Now who's cryin, desirin to come back I remember when I was sittin home alone Waitin for you Til 3 o'clock in the morn And when you came home, you'd always have some sorry excuse. And explainin to me, like I'm just some kinda fool I sacrifice the things I want to and do things for you But when it's time to do for

January 25, 2007: Ladyprimer
1) Makeup; mascara, eye liner, blush, lipstick/gloss, etc. 2) A girl who wears an excessive amount of makeup. "She wears an excessive amount of ladyprimer." "That bitch's such a ladyprimer."

Just Pondering Life And Meaning I Suppose
As silently as the tears slide down ones cheek wondering what life has in store for us, it makes you sit back and breathe. Makes you ask yourself, do all the little things in this life matter, do they make you happy, or is it the actions behind those little things. I guess what one should ask themself is Love about giving someone the power to hurt you, yet trusting them not to?... I surmise only the individual behind those feelings can judge the depth of their love and decide if its right for them. I know for me, I would give my life in a heart beat for the man I love, I would walk to the ends of the world and build a bridge to climb to the highest cloud if it was possible. I love him more than he will ever be able to fully grasp. If you ask me what I have done in this life so far would I do it again, certainly without hesitation, why you ask, simple, one word can only describe it, LOVE. I have been told that no one is that special, well i disagree, I believe that one person is that s

Murmurs And Groans ...grrrrrrr
Hold me close let me feel your temptation I’ll snuggle in your warmth breathing your scent Your eyes so wanting they penetrate my soul Mine so needing silent messages being sent Sensuality resonates in your accented voice You whisper your hunger so softly in my ear The inflection I hear tells me all that I need The emotional flames lick wildly and sear Desiring your fervid and yearning touch As I feel your fingertips my body undress You move along slowly and set me alight And your lips upon mine urgently impress Candle light flickers as we dance our desires In that moment of frenzy inhibitions unknown Clothes strewn, discarded like a pile of rubble Bodies glistening in this no temperate zone Murmurs and groans as hands move adroitly Shadows splayed upon ivory coloured walls Silence bespeaks as we savour arousal Gracefully entangled, we upon cotton sheets fall Heaving and sighing, you fathom the depths The drive within us almost relentl

Hinder(lips Of An Angle)
"Lips Of An Angel" Honey why you calling me so late? It's kinda hard to talk right now. Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay? I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice say my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And, yes, I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice say my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard

Todays Joke
A family was on vacation with their 6 year old son and noticed a sign for a nudist beach. The husband and wife always wanted to go to one and decided that their son is young enough that it wouldn’t really matter. The mother was relaxing laying in the sand topless. The son noticed his dad looking at all the naked women's chests on the beach and runs to his mother, "Mommy, mommy why do some girls have bigger ones and some are smaller?" The mother calmly said, "Well son the girls with the big ones are really, really stupid." The boy accepts this answer and runs off to play. He then noticed the men. The boy runs back to his mother and asked, "Mommy, mommy, why are some guys bigger and some smaller?" The mother again comely says, "Well the bigger they are the stupider the man is." Boy again accepts the answer and runs to play. A few minutes later the boy runs to his mommy and says, " Mommy, mommy daddy is talking to a really really stupid lady and he’s getting stupider and stupider every se

O All My Friends Can You Please Read This And Repost It, Thank You So Much!!! (repost)
o all my friends can you please read this and repost it, thank you so much!!! (repost) date: 2007-01-23 19:12:06 I am trying to get a yacht in Incredible Hulks pimpin gift giveaway, but I need 40,000 comments for it!:( I need all the help you can give me and there is no time limit to get it so you can do some everyday to help me and I will always return the favor!! Just click the pic below and it will send you right to the pic that I have entered! (repost of original by 'Incredible Hulk- - Please Fan Me Too!!!' on '2007-01-23 19:01:51') (repost of original by '~~~~PEYTONLICIOUS~~~' on '2007-01-23 19:10:28')

“we Are The Court Fools
“We are the court fools, who must ridicule the ideas and suppositions put before us. By our pranks, we force people to challenge their assumptions, and look at things in another way. By our pranks, we reopen the minds of others to another view of reality. By our pranks, we make people think."

My Mental State. Lmao Yea Right
DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:LowSchizoid Disorder:LowSchizotypal Disorder:LowAntisocial Disorder:LowBorderline Disorder:LowHistrionic Disorder:LowNarcissistic Disorder:LowAvoidant Disorder:LowDependent Disorder:LowObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Low-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! ---- Personality Disorders --

Be Careful
**Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.**

Graduation (friends Forever) ~ Vitamin C
And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives Where we're gonna be when we turn 25 I keep thinking times will never change Keep on thinking things will always be the same But when we leave this year we won't be coming back No more hanging out cause we're on a different track And if you got something that you need to say You better say it right now cause you don't have another day Cause we're moving on and we can't slow down These memories are playing like a film without sound And I keep thinking of that night in June I didn't know much of love But it came too soon And there was me and you And then we got real blue Stay at home talking on the telephone We would get so excited and we'd get so scared Laughing at ourselves thinking life's not fair And this is how it feels As we go on We remember All the times we Had together And as our lives change Come Whatever We will still be Friends Forever So if we get the big jobs And we make the big money Wh

Dear Alcohol,
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian

Hehehehehe
Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get out of here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same." lmaoooooooooooo :P

To My Dear Friends..
I'm really not one good with words but i had to say thanks to all my dear friends and family for ur support during this time..u have all been real great..a special big hug to Kristi and Sherry...And to the rest of the gang for ur beautiful words of support..again thanks so much..

Yuck.
I don't like having bad dreams about my dead cats... I woke up at 3:30am, drenched in sweat and stiff from falling asleep in a weird position on my futon. My makeup was still on and my teeth not brushed. I'm surprised I found my bed. Klunk hasn't eaten a meal in three days. She's still playing and being herself, but I'm worried. She's eating the cat grass I grew for her and drinking water... I didn't want to be here last night. I wanted to call and offer a sandwich and go to the other comfy bed. But I need to be home sometimes. I like my home, too. I don't like worrying. I want things to be more simple.

Just Cant Wait
Can't wait to feel your flesh Pressing onto mine. Can't wait to dive into your being Releasing lust divine. Can't wait till I hold your ecstasy A tip my hungry tongue Can't wait till your curving breasts My kisses are among.

Let It Go
I read this on somebody's blog.... and it made me feel better about a lot of things going on in my life right now.... hopefully...it will give some of you peace as well.... "LET IT GO" There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk to another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hangup the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You'v

My First Day As Direct Caregiver Went Great
First day at work went very well. I worked from 2:30 pm-8:30 pm and I just pretty much got to see where everything is at went over the clients plan again with my boss/cousin and got to meet the clients and spent sometime to get to know them a little bit. I will get to know them a little more. Tomorrow I will be in charge and my boss/cousin will be there in case I have a problem or need something answered. My hours will be after tomorrow Thursday 12:30pm-8:30pm ,Saturday 2:30pm- 8:30pm and Sunday 2:30pm -8:30pm.I know this job I can do. It don’t seem like a really hard job , but again I just started lol. Well I am going to go spend sometime with my husband and my cousin and her husband a little bit. I don’t know with me being a working girl now how much I will blog .More later

Battle Of Heat
They leave as quickly as they arrive… Unexpected and at the most inconvenient time… Sometimes I think I must be the hottest person alive! Amazing how one’s temperature can turn on a dime. They come by day but more abundantly by night… That’s when the stripping and fanning begin… Throwing the covers back…what a sight! My husband fighting to keep the blankets up, but I am the one who wins? Feeling as though at any moment I could ignite like a match… No other place on earth could be this hot… Maybe an incubator waiting for eggs to hatch! I feel like I am Queen of the Sahara…only I’m not! Then the sweats, those terrible night sweats, sweat, sweat, sweat… Hot then cold…it’s a regular roller coater ride… Men have no clue…this is a sure to win bet! Not only by night, by day in the middle of a crowd, with no place to hide! How does one win this bat

I Want To Start This This Week Ppl I Need One More Entry
http://www.GlitterMaker.com/ - Glitter Graphics - MySpace Layouts THIS CONTEST WILL RUN FOR 4 DAYS..ALL GRAPHICS MUST BE ORIGINAL.. THE GRAPHIC WITH THE MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN THIS CONTEST.. COMMENTING YOURSELF WILL BE ALOUD..IF YOUR A CONTESTANT IN THIS CONTEST AND YOU BASH ANOTHER CONTESTANTS WORK I WILL DISQUALIFY YOU IN A HOT MINUTE. TO THE CONTESTANTS.. I WILL BULLETIN OUT WHEN THE CONTEST STARTS.. AND ONE MORE BULLETIN EACH MORNING OF THE CONTEST.. IT IS UP TO YOU TO BULLETIN YOURSELFS OUT INDIVIDUALY..YOU GUYS HAVE FUN WITH THIS .... PRIZES WILL GO AS SUCH 1ST___CORVETTE 2ND___SILVER MOTORCYCLE 3RD___RING(DEPENDS ON THE WINNER MANS OR WOMANS) I HAVE ONE MORE ENTRY I AM WAITING CONFIRMATION.. THATS MAKES A TOTAL OF 5 ENTRIES..IF YOUR INTERESTED IN BEING IN THIS CONTEST LET ME KNOW I WILL TAKE IT UP TO 10 TOTAL ENTRIES..NO MORE THAN 10... (?+SouLz+?) (•+SouLz+•) ++COLTS gunna WIN that SUPERBOWL!!++ :]@ CherryTAP Terrie 'Owner@Sp

My Tribute To Feb 14 Th Details Inside!!
FOR THE UP COMING HOLIDAY I AM GUNNA HOLD A CONTEST ON CHERRY TAP... THE BEST VALENTINES DAY GRAPHIC SENT TO ME GETS TO BE MY CRUSH... FOR THOSE OF U GUNNA ASK DOES THIS CRUSH WITH SPECIAL PRIVELADGES WELL HIT ME UP AND FIND OUT.. SMOOCHES LADY KAOS

The Rodeo Position
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy, "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just like your sister's." Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.

My Promise To You.
My Promise by BlueWolf I promise to love you always I promise to hold you close I'll always do whats best for you What I think is best for us I couldn't stop loving you Your every bit a part of me You occupy my every thought I see your face in my dreams You are the phantom that beckons to me Your very aura in my veins I close my eyes and you come to me I beg you not to go away No matter where your travels take you No matter who you meet Know that my love goes with you And that I pray your love is with me

Remebering
As I walk I think about what was said so long ago. I don’t remember who said it nor exactly what words were said. Yet this feeling sits in the back of my mind asking to be free. The air is cold and frost has formed. I find myself taken back to a peaceful time, the time before the choice. I would have never guessed what lay ahead and if I had, would I had chosen to go? The meaning was clear even though the words were not. As clear as my vision at night, I have always been blessed with the ability to see in places too dark for most. This place where frost kills and light that fades Is were I feel at peace. It is where....... I remember.

Ok I'm Hosting My First Contest
HEY EVERYONE !!!! OK SO I FIGURED IT WAS MY TURN TO BE THE HOSTESS OF A CONTEST INSTEAD OF BEING IN ONE..LOL.. THE CONTEST IS GUNNA BE CALLED "BE BOSS LADY'S VALENTINE" IT'S GUNNA START ON FEBRUARY 1ST STARTING AT 11 AM EST AND IT WILL BE ENDING FEBRUARY 13TH @ 12 MIDNIGHT EST. SO COME HAVE FUN AND ENTER ! SO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY SO I GET IT FOR SURE IF YOU WANNA ENTER AND I WILL GO RIP YOUR PICTURE,I NEED TO HAVE ALL ENTRIES BY JANUARY 31ST. ~** RULES **~ . COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED . YOU CAN BOMB YOURSELF . PIMP YOURSELF . NO HATING ON OTHERS IN CONTEST,WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN ! . WINNER IS GUNNA BE BASED ON MOST COMMENTS,HOWEVER IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO COMMENTS AND RATES,SO MAKE SURE TO TELL PEOPLE TO RATE ALSO. . I'M GUNNA GIVE EVERYONE THAT ENTERS 10 COMMENTS TO START OFF WITH. ***** PRIZE ****** PRIZE(S) WILL BE BOUGHT FROM CHERRY GIFT SHOP AND ALL MONEY EARNED FROM CONTEST GOES TO WINNER,SO THE MORE CO

If You're Not In Love With A Soldier...
If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't know adventure. You don't know smelly gray PT uniforms that require a daily washing. You can't understand green and brown camouflaged bags flooding your bedroom floor. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't understand the meaning of the phrase "going to the field" and the weeks you spend away from each other. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can never imagine the hole in your heart when that phone call comes "Honey, I am leaving tomorrow to go overseas. I don't know how long I will be gone or exactly where I am going, but I want you to know that I love you - always!" If you're not in love with a soldier, you don't know what it's like to say that final good-bye. You don't know what it really means to be glued to the television. You don't understand fear and you can't possibly understand the sleepless nights of endless crying wondering if you will ever see the love of your life alive again. If you're not in lo

Orestes
Metaphor for a missing moment Pull me into your perfect circle One womb One shape One resolve Liberate this will To release us all Gotta cut away, clear away Snip away and sever this Umbilical residue that's Keeping me from killing you And from pulling you down with me in here I can almost hear you scream Give me One more medicated peaceful moment One more medicated peaceful moment And I don't wanna feel this overwhelming Hostility Because I don't wanna feel this overwhelming Hostility Gotta cut away Clear away Snip away and sever this Umbilical residue Gotta cut away Clear away Snip away and sever this Umbilical residue that's Keeping me from killing you Keeping me from killing you

Live Everyday Like It's Your Last
LIVE LIFE TO TH FULLEST.FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE AND BE HAPPY.WE ARE ON THIS EARTH FOR A TEMPORARY TIME SO HAVE FUN,BE SAFE,AND DO THE THINGS THAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO WITH NO REGRETS.....

I Miss You
I wrote this for my blue pit when he was stuck in AZ and I didnt think I was gonna get him back Inside my head I feel trapped. These thoughts wont run away. It feels like Im in overdrive. Dont worry, Ill be okay. Its just that I keep thinking about a way to get you home. Its killing me so much right now. Its hard to be alone. You are my sanity when Im at my worst. Youre the smile for each new day. Its hard to be away from you. Its hard to be okay. One way or another I will get you home. Dont ever count me out. Cus youre my life and I need you here. Youre all I am about. I miss you Malachi

30 Jan 07 - Tuesday
30 Jan 07 - Tuesday 1922 Dick Martin Detroit MI, actor/comedian (Laugh-In, Carbon Copy) 1931 Gene Hackman California, actor (Bonnie & Clyde, Under Fire, Superman) 1941 Dick Cheney (George Bush's secretary of defense 1989-93/Vice President 2001- ) 1942 Marty Balin Cincinnati OH, singer (Jefferson Starship) 1947 Steve Marriott rock guitarist/vocalist (Humble Pie) 1949 William King Alabama, soul trumpeteer (Commodores) 1951 Phil Collins England, singer/drummer (Genesis) 1967 Bill Leverty Richmond VA, guitarist (Firehouse) 1979 Diva Zappa daughter of Frank 1798 Representative Matthew Lyon (Vermont) spits in face of Representative Roger Griswold (Connecticut) in US House of Representatives, after an argument 1894 US flag fired on in Rio; prompt satisfaction exacted by Admiral Benham 1917 1st jazz record recorded (Dark Town Strutters Ball) 1933 "The Lone Ranger" premieres on ABC radio 1939 Hitler calls for the extermination of Jews 1946 1st issue of Franklin Roosevelt dime

Gemini
Gemini - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: Your lively, outgoing attitude attracts people to you everywhere you go. You can talk your way into - and out of - any situation you desire. You're adaptable enough to flirt with anyone - and people tend to fight over you. Your negative traits: You get easily bored in relationships, and tend to jump from person to person. You tend to be a bit of a player - and have a high tolerance for drama in relationships. Not the most empathetic person, you tend to tell lovers to "get over" their problems. Your ideal partner: Is intelligent and quick witted enough to keep you interested. Is a bit of a shape shifter, providing you with the variety you crave. An open minded person, who's willing to have a non-traditional relationship. Your dating style: Exciting. If your date shows you a new experience (like Egyptian food or scuba diving), you're very happy. Your seduction style: Experimental: it's rare that yo

Please Read
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MINUTE AND THANK MY FRIENDS THAT KEEP IN CONTACT ...I AM VERY BLESSED TO HAVE THE REAL FRIENDS I DO..BUT IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME PEOPLE NEVER SAY ANYTHING AT ALL...IF I AM ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST AND YOU DONT TALK TO ME I AM SORRY BUT I WILL BE DELETING...I HAVE SEEN SO MANY FAKE PEOPLE ON HERE. IT HAS BECOME RATE ME, FAN ME,AND OTHER THINGS OR PEOPLE DON'T WANT TOP BE YOUR FRIEND...THIS IS HOW I AM FEELING... OK LET ME EXPLAIN BETTER I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT ANYONE I HEAR FROM WEEKLY OR EVEN BI WEEKLY ...ITS THE ONES I NEVER HEAR FROM AT ALL...SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION MY FRIENDS

This Is Getting Old Real Fast
OK, I'm stuck on Level 13 for 3 days now at 99.99%. Folks have told me that I need a salute, so I went ahead and made one and tagged it, regardless of anything in the FAQ that directs you to have one. Anyone know WTF's going on? Pete

To The One I Love
I love yewh soo much baby,Your amazing in every way,So dont let Ash's stupid shit go to your head. Shes worthless && a fuck up && im glad in a way that she did, Cus now I have you & your amazing. Anyone who has dumped you must be out of their mind. Your soo wonderful && perfect. I would love to kiss you && Hold you. =^-^=

Baked Chicken With Sour Cream
Chicken baked with sour cream and paprika and lemon juice and other seasonings. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup sour cream * 2 1/2 to 3 tablespoons lemon juice * 1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * 1/4 teaspoon paprika * 1 garlic clove, finely minced * 1/4 teaspoon seasoned salt * 1/8 teaspoon pepper * 4 to 6 boneless chicken breast halves * 1 1/2 cups fine plain dry bread crumbs PREPARATION: Combine sour cream, lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce, paprika, garlic, seasoned salt, and pepper in a large bowl. Place chicken pieces in the bowl, turning to coat thoroughly. Cover and refrigerate overnight.Remove chicken and coat well with the bread crumbs. Arrange chicken in a greased shallow baking pan. Bake at 350° for 45 minutes, until chicken is tender and juices run clear. Serves 4 to 6.

Mind Wandering.....say Word....
This is the time of year that real men love..... Damn near every night of the week.....there is either professional or college basketball on…. and college and professional football gave me plenty to get geeked about.......with bowl games, playoffs, and championships. There’s nothing quite like an afternoon full of games, beer/liquor, and food. But since I usually dont have shyt to do.....I routinely wake up at 3 in the damn morning to catch the games..... I did this over the weekend, and found that by the second day of this, weird things happen when you don’t get enough sleep and replace it with sports, beer, hot wings, and cashews. There was one point during an NFL game that I thought I saw a bucktoothed bull eating Cheerios in my kitchen! I was so sleepy that I was delirious and hallucinating. And friends, when my mind starts wandering…. I think of some weird shyt. Like… Why is that people who have a lot of sex are said to be “fukking like rabbits?” I mean, d

Naughty Questions You Might Wanna Know
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25.sexual ACT that you enjoy the most?: 26.have you ever used BONDAGE?: 27.do whips and CHAINS excite you?: 28.does it turn you on when your partner DRESSES up

So These 3 Dogs Are In The Vets Office...
Three Labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow and black - are sitting in thewaiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why are you here?" The brown lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The black lab asks, "So what is the vet going to do?" Gonna give me Prozac," comes the reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything." The back lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?" The yellow lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquires. "Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected yello

A Little Flab !!
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in place, she said... "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother !"

Being A Lover !
It was a snowy night, and we sat in the cold of my Bronco talking to each other. He was my best friend, and I was in love with him. I was struggling so hard to ignore this feeling of want between us. I couldn't deserve someone like him. He surpassed even my dreams. How could I be worthy? Fighting the feelings that were brewing inside of me, I looked over at him, and asked him if I could sit in his lap. Smiling, he welcomed me over and nestled me into his chest. He was holding me so protectively. We began to kiss very slowly, but intimately. Twining my fingers in his hair, I felt his hand lower to my crotch exerting a small pressure. I began to push against his chest, and felt hardness pressing into me. I reached around, and unzipped his pants to grasp him. He touched my breasts, then my lips before unbuttoning my pants. He then slipped a hand inside of them. I pulled back and he assured me that this didn't have to happen if I didn't want it to. I did though. I loved him, and needed

A Walk With The Lord
Footprints in the Sand One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it: "LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me." The LORD replied: "My son, my precious child, I love you and I would

I'm Chocolate On Chocolate
* If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you,which would you choose? (You can only pick one!) Trust me...this is reputed to be very accurate. * Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. * After taking this dessert personality test, repost this, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above. * ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. * Here are your choices: * 1. Angel Food Cake * 2. Brownies * 3. Lemon Meringue * 4. Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing * 5. Strawberry Short Cake * 6. Chocolate Icing on Chocolate Cake * 7. Ice Cream * 8. Carrot Cake * No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be... * OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says about you... * 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need

Let The Breeze Blow
A breeze softly touched me as I strolled to nowhere in particular, reflecting me. My dreams faded from decisions of powers that be, not contemplated by rational thought, but greed and duplicity. The fog of uncertainty clouds my presence and I wonder if I am alive. Am I that piece, pounded to fit, now tattered, discarded, edges worn from too many tries to please, now replaced by a more comfortable norm? Where now, is my place, my niche? Whose puzzle do I complete? Perhaps I'll ask the breeze that blows, softly touching me.

As The Days Go By....
the slower fucking time goes. bloody hell...im going crazy... yesterday ended up falling alseep at noon...because my heart wouldn't let me rest until it rememinded me of him. & all the while i lay there the tears began to fall as my mind sloftly wondered, "is this really worth it all?" but the moment after my mind says this i hear my heart call out, "dont you start with that pity shit. hes working so hard for this and he misses you like crazy. you've lasted this long, dont give up." [[screams]] ok im better now. my head hurts..i woke up too damn early. i need to get out of this house before it pushes me off the proverbial cliff. on the birght side...when i did manage to fall asleep i wasnt covered and i wasnt holding anything and my door was locked. but when i woke up i was snuggling up against the monkey sean gave me and i was all tucked in with the softest blanket ever. its not the best way to wake up ::that would be waking up and seeing sean there:: but its pretty dam

Just A Lil Tease Story
your boat rubs on something, drags and scratches you sit up abruptly already scared, terrified of whats gonna happen next sunburnt chapped lips and pail, looking over the side only to see you've come across a deserted island. you struggle to get over the edge to touch land again, after several days of drifting you lay in the warm sand. Drained and exhausted head resting on the ground, eyes fluttering struggelling to stay opened. laying there you think to yourself, finally i have the strength eyes fluttering opened, looking around a bit dazed and to your surprise, you see a young beautiful long brown haired brown eyed woman. she's hovering over you, looking in to u'r eye's. you realize she is standing there with nothing on, nipples slighty exsposed through her long hair, and long enough it covers everything else. still exhausted u struggle to get up only to find your naked. this young woman leans to help you gently eases you to lay back down stroking the back of u'

Fantasy
The next move We part Days pass Stimulating the drive Anticipation for another union Visions out of control I paint, I draw, I sketch, I write, I sing, I dream Fantasy is high Urges increase Ideas run through me Inside and out Vibrating All around me Over me Within a flash Small parts stand erect Each feeling the extension of my imagination Awakening my senses Waiting for the next move When will he come again?

Words Women Use (or...so They Say)...lol..
(received in an email) Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and har

The Guy Code
What the fuck is the deal??? Why do people feel the need to talk to me in the bathroom? I went in to a public bathroom today, and while i was in there some dude came in there to do his business too...ok...cool right? whatever right? fuck no. this sperm bank reject decides to tell me his life story while i'm tryin to "drain the main vein." the guy even takes the stall right next to me!!! YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A BUFFER SPOT!!! ALWAYS!!! Do you see a fuckin couch here?...i said to the man.....do i look like dr fuckin phil?...i asked him....and the assbag kept on yappin...so i said ok dude...you've forced my hand........and i peed on his leg......i go to court next wednesday....

My Light
Lost in this maze called life in the dark again trying to pick up the shattered pieces of my heart Struggling as I may I just can't get them to fit right Lost on this journey feeling my way along trying in vain to find where I belong Walking against the wind in a driving rain searching for the beacon that lies in your heart So open it up to me and let my journey end for you love is the like that helps the pieces fit just right.

Ehhhh
today, i got into a car wreck, and since it was not my fault, i am even more pissed... Other than that, same shit different day... homework... played with the girls, fought with dennis... nothing new there... hes always being an asshole... I am hella stressed.... i feel like i am losing my mind.... anyways.... shitty day... nothing new, poor robin.... Anyways~ other than that, not a lot new is going on....

New Preamble To The Constitution?
Here is a suggested "amendment" to the Constitution of this great land. Tongue-in-cheek, of course. If it hits close to home, so be it. It makes an interesting social comment on today's popular culture. The Preamble to the Preamble to the Constitution of the USA: We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, to restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and others who may be "offended". We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights, and, are so dim, they require a specific, clearly stated "Bill of NON-Rights"!!! ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other for

Omg...boss Lady Hosting A Contest !!!
**STARTS TOMORROW 11 AM EST*** C'MON GUYZ.. NEW "LIL SUPRISE" ADDED FOR WINNER BUT YOU WON'T KNOW IT TIL YOU ENTER..HEY EVERYONE !!!! OK SO I FIGURED IT WAS MY TURN TO BE THE HOSTESS OF A CONTEST INSTEAD OF BEING IN ONE..LOL.. THE CONTEST IS GUNNA BE CALLED "BE BOSS LADY'S VALENTINE" IT'S GUNNA START ON FEBRUARY 1ST STARTING AT 11 AM EST AND IT WILL BE ENDING FEBRUARY 13TH @ 12 MIDNIGHT EST. SO COME HAVE FUN AND ENTER ! SO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY SO I GET IT FOR SURE IF YOU WANNA ENTER AND I WILL GO RIP YOUR PICTURE,I NEED TO HAVE ALL ENTRIES BY JANUARY 31ST. ~** RULES **~ . COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED . YOU CAN BOMB YOURSELF . PIMP YOURSELF . NO HATING ON OTHERS IN CONTEST,WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN ! . WINNER IS GUNNA BE BASED ON MOST COMMENTS,HOWEVER IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO COMMENTS AND RATES,SO MAKE SURE TO TELL PEOPLE TO RATE ALSO. . I'M GUNNA GIVE EVERYONE THAT ENTERS 10 COMMENTS TO START OFF WITH. ***** PRIZE

My Fine Is $960.60
I am either very naughty, or just truly fun-loving and experienced. WTF, I will try almost anything once. Twice if it's nice! This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. One fine per category no matter how many offenses. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post it in a comment. "My fine is $___.__" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on CherryTap -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with someone of another race- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed someone you didn

Cosm -- Full Moon
So it's official... going to attend alex grey's full moon gathering tomorrow night... i wish i knew more people in NY! I guess i'm about to meet some. OhZee, this radical thelemic-hiphop artist offered me a chance to do a Gallery Event in Boston at the End of Feb, which will include musical acts out of boston/ny. So really, i'm going to this CoSM event so as to meet up w/ these folks and seal the deal. i'm crazy anti-social because i totally love my time alone and privacy, but i'm going where the art takes me. nervous as hell... wish me luck!

Mom Contest Updates.....
~ I'm Holding a Mother Contest ~ Let's see who makes the Top Mother in comments. so all moms send me your pics and i'll add you to the contest. 1st mom is..... with 1 comments 2nd mom is..... with 1 comments Contest will start on 2/5 thur 2/13 again mom with most comments wins! thanks maria click on the pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

You Idiot
Why the hell do some guys assume that if you are a chick into a sport dominated by men that you know NOTHING about it?! And I mean ANYTHING at all having to do with it. It drives me crazy!!!!!!! I told a guy to go fuck off last night because he ASSUMED I knew NOTHING and he was dead fucking wrong. He picked the WRONG day with fuck with me. I understand that there are a lot of girls who will act as if they are into something guys are for a guy or whatever. But that is SO not the case with me. Cant help it... it pisses me off.

Currently...
1. If you were to find out you were pregnant / had gotten someone pregnant tomorrow, how would you feel? I would have very mixed feelings.. I would be both very happy and very sad 2. Do you trust your friends? A few of em 3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the person you love? maybe 4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Usually, even if you don't know that reason for a long time, things generally happen for a reason 5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship. Lying and cheating 6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best roommate for you? Beau 7. Can you deal with people who are too concerned with relationship status? Not really 8. Are you afraid of falling in love? Why or why not? Nope. It'll happen if it is supposed to 9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times throughout the day? yes 10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a ne

Well
my court sucked ass again for the 4th time this year its another continuance til March 15th grrr, but they offered me a deal sayin if i ple guilty i will only have 1200 dollar fine, probation for a year, a breathalizer in me car, an AA meeting hahaha!! I totally think i will kick ass at this cuz seriously it was a bogus ticket an the cop knows it was too damnit so i think im gonna fight it more! We will see whats goin on later on March.. the down fall is its a pretty big gamble its take it to court an if i win get off with nothin, if i lose i could be worse off then what i have now!! hmmmm...

Dad Contest Updates....i Need Dads Plz
~ Okay since I'm doing a DADS Contest ~ I want to do a DADS contest for all the fathers out there! So send me your pic and i will enter you . VIP Gifts Given away always in my contest....lol 1st DAD is...... with 1 comments 2nd Dad is...... with 1 comments starts on 2/5 thur 2/12 most comments wins you can comment on your pic thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Today's Angel Wisdom
The angels love our tears... Leaving, they dry our face with the brush of a wing, never seeing it pure... already far away from us. Rainer Maria Rilke Share your wings with those who have trouble flying. Anonymous Your angel touch is everywhere -- in blooming flowers, sparkling strems, and star- filled skies. Suzanne Siegel Saw in the sun a mighty angels stand. Robert Burns On any path that you may stroll, Keep your angel in your soul. Suzanne Siegel Dear Angels, help me know where to put my foot down next. Please make it REALLY clear, so I won't miss it. -Barbara Mark and Trudy Griswold, "The Angelspeake Storybook" Angels_Abound This is a new group I have started so individuals have somewhere they can discuss all aspects of Angels. There will be many topics discussed about Angel therapy, healing, and also how to get in touch with your Guardian

$100 For Sex
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said, "NO." Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!" Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it

My Grandma's Unforgetable Wisdon
These words were advices from my late grandma,She Used To repeat them to her loved daughters and grandaughters...OMG,How much i miss her. What brought her thoughts now? Anyway,here we go; Little Ways to Let Some One Know You Love Them These are some things I have done through the years to keep excitement and romance alive in our marriage. 1. Write a poem or love note, put it on the pillow, or in his lunch box. 2.Serve breakfast in bed, or have a romantic candle light dinner. 3.Take him to a movie he really wants to see, or go for a romantic walk, hand in hand. (Go fishing with him) 4. Say thank you for every day chores and the little things he does 5. Don't contradict or criticize in front of others 6. Take time to really listen to him, and share your thoughts too 7. Touch, embrace, hold his hand, take off his shoes for him. Make him feel important 8. Play romantic music, dance, talk about old times, 9. Gi

"straight From The Heart"
I could tell you a thousand times, How much I love you, It still would not do justice on how much I love you. I leave you without a sound except the beating of my warm heart, Overflowing with love for you, True love is like an eternal flame... It will continue to burn for all eternity. Love is not blind, It sees the things that have a bearing in life. Love lasts forever... You will know true love, Your heart will let you know. If a tear fell from my eyes, Each time I wished you were with me, I would have an ocean shore outside my door. When the wind blows, I hear your voice, When I look up in the clouds, I see your face. If you truly love someone, then distance does not matter to the mind or the heart. If I had a rose for each time, I thought of you, I would have a bed of roses leading into eternity… When I saw you, I knew you were my true love... When I held I talked to you, I knew you were the one… When I kissed you for the first time, I immediately f

Your Love Is All I Need
Your Love by BlueWolf Your love is like sunshine Pouring through a dark room Illuminating all Giving such joy to me. Your love is like candy It’s sweet and hits the spot Careful caramel kisses So good, almost unreal. Your love is like spring rain Pouring all over me Drenching me in its bliss Causing me to blossom. Your love is like midnight That late peaceful hour When all busyness halts And my cares drift away. Your love is like incense That calm, relaxing scent Seducing all inside And encompassing me. But above all these things Your love is a beacon Guiding me into bay And bringing me to you..........

What's With The Past?
Why do I insist on thinking of the past? The past is over, done, finished... But still it haunts me. Some of my best memories are in the past. Some of my worst memories are in the past. My joys... My sorrows... My in-betweens... I dream of the past. What I could have done differently. Some things were beyond my control. Yet, there are so many things I would change if I could. How do you change? What is already done... What is already said... What is already felt... Why do feelings return? Feelings of regret... Feelings of pain... Feelings of love... Someday today, will be the past. Will I still want to change the past when that day comes?

Laydee Is Swedish For R-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
Go fuck yourself, ugly bitch Yeah, thats you, Swedish fuck Quit coming around, noone around here likes you So, stay in your box, Know your damn roll, And make me a damn sammidge

February 02, 2007: Mooninite
Two dimensional creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon. They are arrogant, are often bad influences on those who come in contact with them, and have the ability to shoot large square like projectiles from their moon weapons. They can be seen on the Adult Swim show [Aqua Teen Hunger Force]. Mooninites launched an attack on Earth in January 2007. They succeeded in shutting down Boston on Wednesday, January 31. We are the mooninites from the inner core of the moon.

~ A Soldiers Request ~
'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give, and to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the mantle, just boots filled with sand, on the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, a sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different, it was dark and dreary, I found the home of a soldier, once I could see clearly. The soldier lay sleeping, silent, alone, curled up on the floor in this one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, the room in such disorder, not how I pictured a United States soldier. Was this the hero of whom I'd just read? Curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed? I realized the families that I saw this night, owed their lives to these soldiers who we

Are You A Good Kisser?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Passionate but Aggressive Hey, slow it down a little! Yes, you've got some killer kissing moves... But that doesn't mean you need to show off ten minutes worth of technique in ten seconds. Take your time. A little passion goes a long way.Are You a Good Kisser? Are You a Good Kisser?

~ Here's To You ~
To all of our soldiers At home and abroad, We want you to know That we stand and applaud. Your courage and strength Your patriotic unity, Your undying efforts To help keep us free. For risking your lives So our Nation can grow, We thank you so much For the pride that you show. Your are mothers and fathers Daughters and sons, Brothers and sisters You all are great ones. Our hearts will be filled With great love and pride, We want you to know That we stand by your side. We continue to pray For your safe return home, And we hope that you know You are not alone. Although you are far You remain in our hearts, As the toils of your day Keep us apart. We know that your hearts Will always ring true, And ours the same For all of you. And one thing remains The same for us all, Our Flag will be flying It never will fall. Our hearts and our voices Will always ring true, To help you support The Red, White and Blue. Our Country is strong Eve

Un-ending
I yearn for you to return to me, my Love Obsession still burning in my eyes I long wistfully for the songs of your voice and Covet the softness of your touch I see my reflection dancing in the window glass as I wait unending moments for you to arrive In the darkness of my secret garden The purity of my passions is tended to with quiet care But you no longer visit me here in my garden So my desires have grown quiet and still Winter has seized my gazebo and The thistles and thorns have choked the trees My flowers have surrendered to the cold and I no longer hear the nightingales sing I only hear the songs of regrets and loneliness Ringing endlessly in my heart Ravens have ravaged my soul I am a prisoner of my memories and Your face is a furious storm in my mind But I will continue to wait for you here in my garden Until my breath has finally grown cold

Joke: Making Love In A Car
A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy says "Excuse me a minute I have to relieve myself." While out of the car he notices a guy a half block away changing a flat. He asks the guy "Look, I've got this gal in my car and I've given it to her four or five times and she still wants more. I'll change your flat if you'll take over for me." The guy does and is just getting in the high numbers when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them. The cop asks "What're you doing in there?" The guy say "I'm making love to my wife." The cop asks "Why don't you do that at home?" The guy answers "To tell you the truth, I didn't know it was my wife until you shined the light on her."

Guts~or~balls?
GUTS or BALLS? We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below .. GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the Ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

"special Love"
"Special Love"... May our love be a feeling so special to you and me. May we always share true tenderness. May our sorrows bind us forever in our joyful tomorrows. And may God keep us together safe in His love now and forever. Ths was sent to me by a special person in my life... and may God Bless You too BruChris.

Martha Stewart Vs. Maxine
Martha Stewart VS. Maxine Martha Stewart - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Maxine - Leftover wine?? Hello!! Martha Stewart - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Maxine - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares! Martha Stewart - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Maxine - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway. Martha Stewart - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Maxine - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs. Martha Stewart - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the

Contest Updates Moms In New Place!
~ I'm Holding a Mother Contest ~ Starts tommorrow at 9 am central time ! Let's see who makes the Top Mother in comments. so all moms send me your pics and i'll add you to the contest. 1st mom is..... with 894 comments 2nd mom is..... with 509 comments 3rd mom is...... with 109 comments 4th mom is...... with 68 comments 5th mom is...... with 5 comments 6th mom is...... with 2 comments 7th mom is..... with 1 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Contest will start on 2/2 thur 2/9 again mom with most comments wins! thanks maria click on the pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Witches Birth
Witches birth White and black one on her back laying on a stone so cold Mystic sings with Celtic rhymes with moonlight shining below Firelight that glows warm and bright soothing her soul Coming of age so she can engage the only spell she knows The bride that’s right with the covens might will help her grow With spoken lines and ivy vines she prays with all her soul For seeing the light the witches birth tonight as the group grows Tranquil being is all she seeks as the circle begins to meet A prayer answerwd at the hour now she is a enchanted flower. Scott Baker

Apocalypse Now And Then - Every Time I Die
You got me right where you wanted me. So what do we do if I can't hold the pose for too long? Do we sh-sh-sh-sh-shoot again, or does the whole operation shut down? And we go back to the board. I practiced all my lines oh yeah, I'd feed every child in the world. But it's a one night stand baby. We gotta keep on. If you got it all then you got it right. I'm gonna do what you say and get way out of line. Nobody gonna stop me now. It's not how it looks unless you saw nothing. We all, agree, this proposal been sentenced to death. Are we baiting the right hook to get your attention? The media needs another blackout. We've been calling. Flooding hotlines. We've applied mascara (to the radio) We gots a quick fix (and we need a little more, a little more). Does it matter to you at all? Are you listening or have you tuned out? We g-g-gotta-gotta get it together! F-f-f-first we drink you and take it all apart! Cuz everywhere we go we're the local boys and we're back

This Is What I Don't Understand
This is what I don't understand. Men sit and question and whine that girls are only attracted to the mean guys, the guys who berate them and belittle them and don't appreciate them and don't want them; who use them for sex and think of little else than where their next conquest will be made. Men complain that they never meet nice girls, girls who are genuinely interested and compelling, who are intelligent and sweet and smart and beautiful; men despair that no good women want to share in their lives, that girls play mindgames, that girls love to keep them hanging. Yet, men, I ask you: were you to meet one of these genuinely interested, thrillingly compelling, interesting and intelligent and sweet and beautiful and smart girls, were you to give her your number and wait for her to call... and if you were to receive a call from her the next day and she, in her truthful, loyal, intelligent and straight forward nice girl fashion, were to tell you that she finds you intriguing and attractive

Wish
never think that a wish is such as silly thing,alot is to be said for wishes our wishes,and the wishes of others,there is alot of hope that comes from a wish.it is in all of us.because sometimes wishes come true.so never stop wishing. thank you.

Quiz-type Of Writer?/theme Song
You Should Be a Song Writer You have the ability to evoke emotion, tell a story, and hook someone... In a very small amount of words, perhaps with some deft rhyming. Even if you can't write music, you can sure write compelling lyrics. Lyrics so good, people will have them stuck in their heads! What Type of Writer Should You Be? ------------------------------------------------ Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC "Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?

I'm Out..
I just want to thank all the people who voted or tried to vote.. Someone rated my pic as NSFW so no one can vote anymore for me.. But I got Put into another contest.. Wet Tshirt Baby..lol.. Well I just wanted to send a Huge Thanks out to Pete.Shadowdad.. check him out!. My Biggesst friend and Fan.. Thanks baby!

Fourteen Words...
BY THE STALKING IN THE DARKNESS, BY THE STARS THAT SHOWN ABOVE. FOR THE HATRED OF OUR ENEMIES, AND THE PEOPLE THET WE LOVE. FOR THE FUTURE OF THE WHITE RACE, THE WHITE SUPERMAN. FOR THE KILLING OF OUR RACIAL FOES, RIGHT DOWN TO THE LAST MAN! BY THE HOLY CREED OF PROMISE, CALLED RACIAL LOYALTY. BY THE CRUSHING AWESOME POWER, OF THE COMING VICTORY!!! BY THE SHINING OF THE NIGHT SKY, BY THE REAPER'S BLOODY HAND. FOR THE UNSUSPECTED MASSACRE, OF EVERY ALIEN MAN. FOR THE UNQUENCHED WILL TO POWER, FOR THE HUNGER THAT'S INSIDE. FOR THE SEARING, BURNING ENERGY, OF EVERY OUNCE OF PRIDE. BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL, WE RISE ABOVE THE FRAY. THROUGH DEATH WE SEEK A NEW LIFE, OF A WHITER, BRIGHTER DAY! FOR ALL OF THESE THINGS, WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! UNTIL WE SECURE OUR FUTURE, WE SHALL NEVER REST! LET ME HEAR YOU SAY...FOURTEEN WORDS TO SAVE OUR RACE. 1488

Girlfriend Application!
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: We got in a fight: I got dumped: I pissed you off:

Love
Today was the day the Indianapolis Colts played the Chicago Bears in Superbowl XLI. Ever since Peyton Manning was the quarterback for the Colts, my friend Joe has been a fan of them, hoping to see the day he could get a ring. Finally, today was that day. Congratulations to the Colts. You should've seen Joe. He was like an excited little kid when Peyton threw his 1st touchdown pass of the Superbowl tonight. He yelled, and jumped up on the arm of the couch. Heh, now picture a big, 6'3" black guy jumping up on the arm of the couch screaming. Hehe...it was a sight. That's one of the things that makes football so great. A lot of passion in the sport we love. During half-time of this game, I got a phone call from my friend Leigh, who I haven't heard from in a few days. She was sick. Stomach flu I think, but I'm happy she called, even though it was brief. I ran into my older sister and my friend Tara having a conversation about love when I was in the kitchen. Tara told my

Reasons To Smile
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building? Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells g

Cancer News - From Johnshopkinshospital
CANCER NEWS - FROM JOHNSHOPKINSHOSPITAL (circulated in '05) JUST A REMINDER....... ***No plastics in microwave. *** No water bottles in freezer. *** No plastic wrap in microwave. Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in their newsletter worth noting. This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center. Dioxin Carcinogens cause cancer, especially breast cancer. Don't freeze your plastic water bottles with water as this also releases dioxins in the plastic. Dr. Edward Fujimoto from Castle hospital was on a TV program explaining this health hazard. (He is the manager of the Wellness Program at the hospital.) He was talking about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers. This applies to foods that contain fat. He said that the combination of fat, high heat and plastics releases dioxins into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body. Diox

Rude Awakenings.
I woke up three times from nice deep REM sleep to intense hunger. Thank goodness for the first two I had a muffin on my nightstand. The third one involved me getting up and finding something in the kitchen as fast as I could. It's really incredible how hard that hits me. The second wake up was worsened by Ericka's alarm going off and Klunk wanting to play. 5:30am? NO! I do like that I went to bed at 10:30 instead of my usual 1am bullshit. I actually feel like I can do something with my day off now. I have this feeling I may be travelling out to Forestville soon...

One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to sh

Kidz Say The Funniest Things
my kidz say the darnest things sometimes they crack me up. i will add to my blog when they say more things here are a couple i am sharing. my middle girl Amerra wanted to be bus monitor so the bus driver picked her to do this job. she was so proud of herself, for a whole day she carried her little book around the next day i asked her where heer book was (note this job was supposed to be for 1 week) anyway i asked her she then stated, "i got fired." i asked her why? she then stated' i was stinkin bad at it." had me rollin for a while. then at my house we were talking about stranger danger, and the use of code words. my oldest said i will asked the stranger if they know the secret code, i asked her what if they don't? she replied "then we will scramble off like a couple of eggs." Courtesy of MsTags.com

Wowzers
**ATTENTION PLAYMATEZ** THINK YOU GOT IT ??? I NEED TO KNOW IF U WANNA ENTER NO LATER THEN MIDNIGHT EST ON FEB.15 UNLESS ALL MONTHS ARE FILLED UP AND I WILL UPDATE BULLETIN AS SOON AS I CAN Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com ~~ OK HOT LADIEZ I'M HOLDING A CONTEST STARTING FEB.16 OPENING AT 1 PM EST(FRIDAY) AND IT WILL END ON FEB 28 12 MIDNIGHT EST(WENESDAY). I WANT 12 LADIEZ ONE FOR EACH MONTH. **RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS** .. NO HATING ON OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST .. U MAY BOMB YOURSELF..COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED .. HAVE FUN !! .. IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO RATES AND COMMENTS SO MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE ALSO .. YOU WILL HAVE TO PIMP YOUR SELF..BULLETINS,BLOGS,BLASTS,STICKY ETC.. ..MONTHS WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS THIS POSTS SO IF YOU DON'T LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY THE MONTH U WANT MIGHT BE TAKEN ** I WILL BE TRACKIN CHERRY BUCKS EARNED AND ALL WILL BE SPENT ON WINNER THRO CHERRY GIFT SHOP WHEATHER ITS ONE BIG GIFT OR SEV

A Bigger Bang
A bigger bang A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, " I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver." The doctor said, "My point exactly."

The Ultimate Hockey Game: Starring: Islam, The Sword Of The Prophet And The West As The Puck.
Thinking about it makes my head hurt. But I have to write this down so that my conscience can be clear, and so that I don't start screaming. Actually, primal scream therapy is starting to look pretty good after my monthly review of the "news". An essay of this kind is not really a venue for problem solving. Instead, it's simply a bird's eye view of the thoughts that motivate the Author and it's not in any way intended as a thorough treatment of the subject. That would mean a complete manuscript devoted to the problem, and I'm not sure I want to commit to that. As a girl, living in Iran gave me a somewhat unique take on all this. While many of my friends are "pro-Israeli", they are also at the same time in favour of the policy of appeasement in the war zone we call Iraq, and of the Islamic world in general. Post 9-11 Americans, are torn between their love of democracy and their willingness to dialogue, and just what to do about those pesky terrorists. The problem is

Dream State
These questions, a confession, destiny or another destination in this ever changing situation. Will they meet in time, or will it be denied like the last time he tried and felt that despite his effort he got no ride. Maybe the sun only shines on tv, maybe it'll never shine for you or me, despite how it feels this cannot be just a dream. If it is, I'll wake up, lonely and scream. Why do I get these dreams that remind me, of what is not now happening to me? Two dreams, different places, different people yet it all felt, it all seemed so real to me. As these dreams fade, I'll walk, and wonder for another day. Give me hope, give me the lucky charm to persevere and walk this path, this rope.

My Broken Heart Of Glass"
My Broken Heart of Glass" A broken heart is like a shattered glass No matter in how many pieces that glass may sever, There’s always a piece that can’t be found And is lost forever. Eventually, the hurt heals And the pieces of glass are glued, Even though the cracks are still visible Once again, that shattered glass can be reused. Some pieces can’t be replaced And have left a scar behind, But the glass is still able to hold water . . . In given time. Frustrated from picking up all the pieces And waiting for the scars to fully mend, Afraid the water would loosen the glue Breaking the pieces apart again. So fear built a shield To protect my glass from hurt & undue discomfort But the shield wasn’t strong enough To stop it from penetrating my heart. Now I’m trying to start over And forget my dreadful past, So, I broke through this shield Protecting my heart of glass. Even though it protected me From ever loving another, Ironically, it prevented me

Twisted Fate
Twisted fate Thou hast not seen the worst of dreams worlds betwixt in hate mortals dammed to twisted fate yet i see darkness of dreams from heaven and hell it seems lost in their mortal fate consumed by darkness of hate.

It Would Be My Honor To Say To Her, I Do~
In Every Mans Life There Is A Special One. To This I Believe Is True. It Would Be My Honor To Say To Her, I Do~ The beauty of her ways is always so true She has the power to keep me from being blue She is my lifeline to be alive Without her I would not survive Please speak to me my beauty If only by pen For that is my only way to see you again My madonna of the age?s I love you so I reach out to you my love for you I bestow Your kindness is of wonder I must admit My adoration I do submit You are my godsend to my heart Even though we are apart............

My Point Of View
What is the true meaning of love? Many people fear love and many people do not know what love is. This poem expresses my true meaning of love from my own experience: You make such a tremendous difference in my life. My days have so much more meaning when their spent with you. I am so much happier when I am with you because of the love you show me. My love and joy for you reborn each day when I realize that I have you by my side. It is wonderful to know that we feel the same for each other. Our life is one happy dream. You taught me what the true meaning of love is Not only my love for you, but also the importance to give to others I yearn for you all the time You have a heart filled with gold. I belong to you. All my love, my soul is yours and only yours.

Charming Lady, You Are A Criminal
Three times charming lady I have asked you To please leave me alone Yet day after day You insist on having Your way with me Judging by your latest actions I must now conclude That you are a criminal I will report you To the bomb squad of the KBI (The Kissing Bureau of Investigations) If your dynamite kisses Don't stop causing Explosions of ecstasy On my lips I will report you For disorderly conduct, to the LBI (The Love Bureau of Investigations) If your rowdy love Doesn't stop seizing control Of my heart And taking it to paradise If need be, charming lady I will fight crime with crime Your mind, I will kidnap And hold without ransom And torture it With yummy poetry Triple dipped in romantic sweetness Charming lady Oops I mean charming criminal Please leave me alone

Ca$h
Well, I woke up Sunday morning With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt. And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, So I had one more for dessert. Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes And found my cleanest dirty shirt. Then I washed my face and combed my hair And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day. I'd smoked my mind the night before With cigarettes and songs I'd been picking. But I lit my first and watched a small kid Playing with a can that he was kicking. Then I walked across the street And caught the Sunday smell of someone frying chicken. And Lord, it took me back to something that I'd lost Somewhere, somehow along the way. On a Sunday morning sidewalk, I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned. 'Cause there's something in a Sunday That makes a body feel alone. And there's nothing short a' dying That's half as lonesome as the sound Of the sleeping city sidewalk And Sunday morning coming down. In the park I saw

Have Patience, Determination, Then Conquer
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~~~ Le Feu ~~~
Appelez mon nom. Have no mercy with your tenderness, I want to be weak. Appelez mon nom. Mon coeur est sur le feu. Let me succumb to the flame that you may possess me. Let me swoon from the heat and beg you for drink. Leave your eyes upon me, letting desire weaken all temperance and I will surrender my secrets to your pleasure. How else can we survive but to be a willful casualty to each our fated passion ~ Tentation . . . Mon coeur est sur le feu. I could let your arms enwrap me and hold me prisoner to your loneliness. I could have you kiss these lips . . . once and once again . . . Forever, as you whisper the poetry of madness into my ear. I could walk into your dream, my head pillowed on your chest and listen to a frightened heartbeat. Slip my fingers into yours, and press our palms to destiny. And I could turn away . . . . ~ Call my name. Call my name. Let my own softness destroy my sensibilities. P

Hostage
Darkness overcomes me I've been given such a fright I feel so helpless Can't see the light. I don't know where to turn Just haven't got a clue Someone help me please Just tell me what to do! I take a look around The sky is shades of gray My heart is pumping fast As I fall down and pray. I'm kneeling by a river Water cascading free The moon hangs low Why'd this happen to me? My whole body is shaking My breaths are coming in short gasps My vision is slowly dimming Death is approaching fast. Tears escape my eyes Hiccups escape my throat Everything seems distorted I think I'm about to choke. As I glance down at my shivering body I notice my clothes are ripped and torn There are bloodstains everywhere Clothes fairly new now look old and worn. My mind flashes back to that terrible night When I was dragged away screaming from what I knew How the hell could you do this to me? I've been told so many lies I don't even know what's true. I remember y

What Sle Means To Me.
I was diagnosed with SLE just before my 27th birthday, I had been very Ill since I was 26. Im 32 almost 33 now, SLE has almost takin my life a few times. I have long term kidney damage, in 2001, I was put on 6 weeks of cemo. I don't which was worse, Lupus or Cemo, Both almost killed me. I use let Lupus control my life, more so after my friend died from it. I would sit and think "is that how Im gonna die"? I have since taken control of my own life, I dont worry about how much time I have left, To me its all about quality of life. I go do what I want within reason, there will always be limits to what I can do, I have learned to accept that also. I love my life and everyone in it, so please don't pity me...Life is good, go live it!!

Rhiannon
Rhiannon, Celtic Goddess of Inspiration and the Moon Rhiannon, the Celtic goddess of the moon was a Welch goddess. The goddess Rhiannon's name meant “Divine Queen” of the fairies. In her myths, Rhiannon was promised in marriage to an older man she found repugnant. Defying her family’s wishes that Rhiannon, like other Celtic goddesses, declined to marry one of her "own kind". Instead, the goddess Rhiannon chose the mortal Prince Pwyll (pronounced Poo-ul or translated as Paul) as her future husband. Rhiannon appeared to Pwyll one afternoon while he stood with his companions on a great grass-covered mound in the deep forest surrounding his castle. These mounds, called Tors, were thought to be magical places, perhaps covering the entrance to the otherworld beneath the earth. It was thought that those who stood upon them would become enchanted, so most people avoided them. So it is no surprise that the young prince was enchanted by the vision of the beautiful young goddess Rhianno

Up-down Sideways
as I look inside my mind I feel that I'm increasingly blind The darkness and depression have rumbled my soul as I fall into the deepest hole forever falling never to end my heart is calling for a friend. Loneliness is a mirror with no reflection a frame with no picture the one and the same spiraling downward will the wings lets me fly or I will fall until I die.slowly feeling returns to my mind a glimmer of light and no longer I am blind.

Dog Contest Ends 2/15
~ Okay Dog Contest ~ I'm looking only for pets for my contest. contest will start 2/8 thur 2/15 1st dog is...... with 105 comments 2nd Dog is...... with 37 comments 3rd Dog Is...... with 12 comments 4th Dog is...... with 5 comments 5th Dog is...... with 1 comments Most comments wins! VIP gifts And Extra VIC gift for the Winners! Thanks Maria want to join click on the pic! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Tool!!!!!!!!!
Well, tool will be here march 29th, tickets go on sale in a few days... SOOOO getting them.... just so ya know... other than that... school is going great. Some days i feel like a total idiot, othertimes i feel like an over acheiver. I am just like, wow.... I forgot what it is was like having homework and school work, and all that crap. I had a busy day today, also. Filed my taxes and all that. Fun Fun. And i have another paper to write. Hell i never stop writing papers. It's crazy. Wow, i really don't have much to say... just been really stressed recently... need to shave also... OOOHHH I got the coolest mix cd from tiffany with this really sweet card... i about cried. She is sooo awesome. She is like, she best friend in the world... i luv her to death!!!! I don't kno what i would do w/ out her... And ihave a baby shower to attend also, for Erin.... her and her baby factory self but that'll be fun. Need to find the invite and schedule it in my phone... damn, i nee

Love Quote # 8
Love Quote # 8 The Magic Of Love Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!! - Helen Steiner Rice -

Moms Contest Ends Tommorrow Hurry Get Your Comments In....
~ I'm Holding a Mother Contest ~ Starts tommorrow at 9 am central time ! Let's see who makes the Top Mother in comments. so all moms send me your pics and i'll add you to the contest. 1st mom is..... with 2042 comments 2nd mom is..... with 1915 comments 3rd mom is...... with 1656 comments 4th mom is...... with 315 comments 5th mom is...... with 68 comments 6th mom is...... with 2 comments 7th mom is..... with 1 comments 8th mom is..... with 1 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Contest will start on 2/2 thur 2/9 again mom with most comments wins! thanks maria click on the pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Drinks Show Your Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to

I Wish For It To End
i wish for it to end the bitterness the haterid, i've grown tired of everything around me in my lil prison like existance. i wish for it to all just stop. the thought the talk the comments the everything. i'm sick of the constant complaints, the never ending trials just to accomplish nothing. im tired of failing at every aspect of living. im tired of feeling dead inside, lonely, and unwanted by society's corupted offspring. im tired of never being the one who acually gets the chance to enjoy life with the added bonus of enjoying time with some one other then myself. ive grown very cold and numb in the last 6 months. but no one sees it for i can not tell anyone. the only few who care are to far away to do anything to help me and the ones closest could care less they have their own problums in wich i get to be the one they sek help from ... im sick of it all. wishing the tears would stop as they fall. tired of screaming, wish i was dreaming. nothing will ever be the same, and nothing w

The Language Of Love
Love’s laughter A linguistic language Not spoken in any land. Giddiness, joy and mirth Perfect syntax without a verb But yet speaks a complete sentence. A metrical dialect of the heart That speaks and sings to all of us. Thought for the Day The heart which loves speaks volumes without one word. Smile for the Day The language of love is often just five words “The woman is always right!” :)

R U A Seducer
Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm" You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone... Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-) You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear. Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing. The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person. Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life. You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face. Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life*What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Mindless Sheep
I feel the need to rant a bit about this Black/White/Asian/Islander pride topic that seems to be coming up lately. My question is: How could you have pride in a skin pigmentation that you didn't choose? You had no decision in your physical features! As if we didn't have enough psychos running around spouting random meaningless bullshit,finding in that reasons to hate and be violent towards other people. I can accept that people can be proud of their culture and their successes as a people altogether. But what gives you a right to decide what is right for your people as a whole when you were not chastized,whipped,put in an oven, burned or hung at the stake? For instance several of my distant relatives were hung or burned by puritans for being "witches" but I'm not tattooing "Witch Pride" on my body just to intimidate nor am I out plinking off christians for what their ancestors did. Why don't these people find a damn hobby or a job so they're not so focused on under the bla

Attraction....
Remembering…that is all... A few years ago, over two pots of cheeses melted in wine and brandy followed by two pots of coq au vin fondue, I fell in love with a 50 year old white woman. There's no punchline… there's no fart at the end of the sentence. I'm serious! Ya boy fell in love with a 50 year old white woman with no ass, skinny ass ankles, and a hair piece! She suffers from the common white folks disease Nassatall - no.ass.at.all. Sure it could have been the liquored up fondue, and sure it could have been the two bottles of Heineken I had that made me fall in straight up puppy love with this lady. It could have been…. but it wasn't. Here I was, a young under-30 Black dude, getting a damn glimmer in my eye while looking at this lady 20 years my senior. Funny thing, that attraction is…. As much of an assaholic as I profess to be and as shallow as I admittedly can be at times, there are moments such as the one described above that warm my heart. It shows me that I

My Fantasy Hehe
Walking home from a night shift at work i came to the alley way i always hated. As i started to walk i heard footsteps behind me, i turned to look but there was nothin there, 'must be my imagination' i thought to myself, it always plays tricks on me when i get to this part of the way home. But, then i hear someone call me name, i quickly turn around but nothin there. I stud staring for a little while, as i was about to start walking again i heard footsteps coming up behind me, frozen in fear i was unable to run or scream ... He walked up behind me, i felt him put his arm around my stomach, holding me tightly he grabed a hold of my hair at the lower back of my head and pulls it to once side with a firm hold, exposing my neck i felt a sharp biting sensation that sent shivers down my spin n into my legs, they became weak n my legs gave way. He holds me up still biting hard i feel myself start gettin more n more aroused, i cant help it, i dont understand it, im lost in pain and pleasure

Fucking People.
I am so flippin' sick of hearing woman and some men complain about how they aren't good enough to have this or that person. Your insecurity's is a major problem. The half want to act fake and phony. Hell be yourself. Don't you dare change who you really are over some stupid dumb blond that doesn't remember your name, hell your too good for her stuck up ass. She might have the perfect body, but God only gave women one of two things, The Body Or The Brains. In due time that body will fade, and she'll be nothing more then "Mashed Potatoes". I am not saying looks aren't important, cause they are, but you have to believe that you are worth something more then just enough to gain affection for some tired ass wanna be that doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or whined his ass. You can't fix Stupid!

Oooo Mother Foooker!!!!!!!
OK IM GONNA BITCH....ON OUT HOME PAGE IT HAD A SPACE THAT SAID POST A SALUTE AND LEVEL UP WELL DONT DO IT BECAUSE ME AND ANOTHER DONE IT AND APPERANTLY THERE NOT GONNA DO IT FUCK ASS'S DONT PUT IT UP IF U ARENT GONNA HONOR IT .............OOOO ON A PLUS SIDE THE SNOW IS MELTING ALL GONE THANK GOD I HATE THAT BULLSHIT I GET CABIN FEVER....LOL....LOVE U ALL!!

Romper Mi Corazón En Pedazos
Replacement, the worst feeling in the world. Loss comes in 2nd leading up to this eventual yet, unexpected reality. Denial plays it's part lulling us into a false sense of security. They speak the words, we obey with hope in our hearts. Thinking one day, our world will be brighter and order will be restored. But here I am alone and waiting. Refusing to believe in reality. Refusing to give up. Once again, the fool tasting the words and swallowing them whole. Sometimes the heart overrules the mind making logic disappear. Sometimes we want so bad that we forget it's already gone forever. This is love this is pain this is reality in it's purest form. And I wish this upon no one.

Fill In The Blanks About Me.
My name: Summarize me in three words: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I drink: Do I smoke: Am I happy: Am I a good person: What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: How do I make you smile: What's my favorite type of music: Have you ever seen me cry: Can I sing?: What is the best feature about me: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): Have I seen you naked?: Have you ever hugged me: Kissed me?: What is my favorite food: Have you ever had a crush on me: Am I dating anyone: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: What's your favorite memory of me: Who do I like right now: What is my w

Silence
Wind and Water, Storm an Rain Who the hell do you have now to blame Sadness brought on by hearts desire Your body containing a blazing inner fire Pieces of her soul floating down a imaginary stream She lays there alone in the black of night, holding back her shattering scream The jagged cuts appearing from all her unbearable pain Her flesh so torn from the razor she slipped upon her bulging vein Streams of crimson lay in a path upon the floor Slowly she watches as her life slips away, as it flows under her bedroom door A few glances of light now fading into darkness For today she had ended her ultimate unhappiness.

Garfield, The Big Orange Cat.
Great big yawn as I cuddle with Pookie Another day begins I hope Jon made lasagna Rolling my eyes at Odie He wants to play fetch Filling my tummy with all the food Jon brought home I think I might go take a nap Even though it's not yet noon I roll into my bed Let's see if there is anything left for a snack still hungry Don't forget to get my lasagna tomorrow Jon or else Garfield the Big Orange Cat

Song Says It All
From time to time there are songs that come along that just say it all. For those out there that are fans of not only country music but the US Armed Forces... you know that there are several of them. The one that touches me the most is sung by Trace Adkins. No matter what I am doing or where I am... I always stop and listen to that song. It brings a tear to my eye thinking about those who fought or are fighting for the freedom that we live and most take advantage of everyday. As a Veteran and current USAF Reserve I am proud to call myself an American and member of the best military in the world. The song is Arlington. Here are the lyrics for it. I challenge anyone who reads this to listen to the words when they hear this song again and not feel something for those fighting for the freedoms we have: "I never thought that this is where I’d settle down I thought I’d die an old man back in my hometown They gave me this plot of land Me and some other men For a job well done There

Friendship Road
Friendship is a chain of gold Shapped in God's all perfect mold; Each link a smile, a laugh, a tear. A grip of a hand, a word of cheer; As steadfast as the ages roll. Binding closer soul to soul; No matter how far or heavy the load, Sweet is the journey on Friendship's Road. Author Unknown This was given to my Daddy in 1987 in a picture frame. I share it with the ones I hold dear. My Bestest Male Friend, My Bestest Female Friend, and a few others I hold dear to my heart. I love you forever and always....

Dem Franchize Boyz
Read these lyrics and tell me they aren't the greatest thing you've ever seen... "If a nigga try me, then he goin die I keep my two cock like Debo's eyes And when I draw down Ana tryin to scare you I make you 1, 2, step like dat name Ciara Put yo cha vest round yo head Protect yo face I been gettin money like collection place I put yo face on a shirt and fronted on front page Try me if you wanna I got more nines then fourth grade I re-up on the first then again on the third I'm in tha hood like a fire hydrogen, sittin on the curb And I got heart, I got grain, I got pills boy I'm on the block posted up like a billboard And I got that torch, so you know that I blast metal If you went away, we steppin on you like a gas pedal And I got that linen squeeze so I grip my pipe tight Most of these niggaz mad cause we shinin like some bright lights [Hook] I got hoes fo days dro fo days A choppa that sprays cuz I keep that throwed away Sucka niggaz wanna try yo ass go

Lovin' Feelings Spell
Friday, February 9 ~Kristin Madden~ Lovin' Feelings Spell Color of the day: Rose Incense of the day: Geranium Venus, Mercury, and the Moon are all in watery, emotional planets today. This is a day for love and good feelings. And what better way to do this than simply spray it on? To make the Lovin' Spray, add eight to ten drops of the essential oils or rose and vanilla to half a cup of distilled water in a spray bottle. (If you want to keep the spray for several months, use a dark glass bottle with a spray top.) Screw the top on tightly. Invert the bottle three times to mix the ingredients as you ask the energies of rose and vanilla to fill this water with happiness and love. Spray this on first thing in the morning and take a moment to experience the good feelings it gives you. Then take it with you for a little pick-me-up throughout the day...or share it with others.

Understanding Men...
Actually, it’s pretty simple but most women have the hardest time with understanding men. Deep inside the heart of every man is a secret wish to be trusted. How many times have men said to their wives, “If you would just trust me.” Many men wonder why it seems so difficult for their wives to do something so seemingly simple. The answer stems from the physiological differences between the sexes. It begins at birth when little boys are given a distinct physical advantage over little girls by having higher levels of testosterone. With testosterone comes the physical strength to both defend themselves from danger and/or run away from a threat. Most little girls don’t have that ability. They don’t have the strength to defend themselves in a physically fight when they feel threatened. If a boy trusts someone who in turn hurts them, they can always defend themselves physically (or try to). Little girls don’t have that physical option of power. Since a person can only trust fro

Poetry6
THE BLACK DRAGON The dragon it sweeps across the land, the blue flame which has reaked of foreign hand, no rider can be there, no person to steed, only dark to travel and ink to read, he continues to fly, forever more as the black dragon pads along the floor, his scales on black, his blood of red, his eyes and his mouth a fiery haze of which he has burned with all of his ways, i dream of one day when he will be slain, the curse will be lifted the end of the pain, however it is but a hope, a wisp of a thought, that one day away, will go the pain he bought, this dragon has come to destroy our ways, to end what what we started for rest of the days, he fight and we fought and we continue to do, but as the black dragon rises there is nothing we shall do, his power demi-god, his strength un-matched, the black of his heart and the and the heat of his match, forever this continues, until one side will win, let us pray for our fighters, as they won't see another

Wth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok i just had one of my picks marked as NSFW and there isnt anything bad about the pic its of a sniper aiming at a terrorist with and RPG on his back it say on it "smile motherfucker, you are about to meet allah." no if you ask me it supports the troops but some unsupportive ass found it offensive. so i moved it to a new folder thats labeled NSFW if thats not good enough then FUCK YOU i will keep it up because of the troops, i have family over in Iraq and its my way of show my support of what he and the rest of the military forces we have over there defending your right to be an ASS. have a GREAT DAY PS if you find any of the other pics i have as NSFW i will set my photo albums to private and no one will see them ever.

The Soldier
THE SOLDIER --author Unknown A story is told about a soldier who is finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco. "Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me." "Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him." "There's something you should know," the son continues, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us." "I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live." "No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us." "Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own." At that point, t

About The New Contest
Sexiest man w/o a shirt contest. im going to have my first contest... 1. comment bombing is allowed 2. you may comment bomb yourself 3. top prize mens rolex 4. 2nd prize mens ring 5. 3rd prize mens bracelet 6. you may enter yourself or someone else.. get their permission first..lol the contest will start when i have 10 men running. this will last 7 days... broken_hearted420 ĆŦ¬МǎҒїǻ@ CherryTAP plz get ahold of me soon

American Made...harley Driven...
I would like to see if i am the only one around that feels this way!!!! I'm 40 years old and getting a little sick of the way things are going around the world. I run a law office in central Ohio. On a dayly bases I have to deal with Companies in the U.S.A. that when you call to do business with a company that is to be highly ranked in America.... the first thing you hear is "PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH" I'm sorry we are in AMERICA why the hell am I pressing 1 for english.... Then if you are lucky enough to get a person on the other end.... 99 percent the person can't speak any english if thier life depended on it. We are paying these ass holes American dollars.... if they want to work in America and make our American money... MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEARN SOME FUCKING ENGLISH!!!!! All these unamericans always cry for equal rights when thing turn against them and we are to adapt to there needs.... I think they came to us.... we did not ask them to come here... YOU ARE IN THE U

Last Night...
I dreamt of you last night.... There we were walking through the woods, the wind catching our laughter and carrying it away. The late evening autumn sky streaked with all the brilliant shades of red and orange; filling us with a warm cozy feeling. Arm in arm we walk silently; there's no need for words between us now. Finally we reach the cabin we had rented for our rendezvous and step inside. Closing the door behind us, I turn around to find you just inches from me and I can't help but smile. Your strong arms pull me to you and softly you kiss me; I put up no resistance as you part my lips and search. My heart skips a beat and races just to be in your arms again. Ever so slowly and reluctantly we break the passionate embrace, only to have you sweep me up in your arms and carry me to the bedroom. As you bring me into the room I see that there's a fire burning in the fireplace and the flames from what seems to be a million candles flickering. The scent of roses f

I Want More
To feel trapped is wanting to look the other way Will tomorrow be better than today? Well I want more. More and More. To feel trapped is holding back from touching on your face. I fall asleep at night my mind just won't erase Wanting to feel you and touch you and hold you Even though I know there's no way. I want more. More and More More hugging More kissing More touching I want more

~~ Black Man Contest ~~
~~ Okay I'm doing a SEXY Black Man Contest ~~ I'm Looking for 10 hot Black Men for my contest! If u want in then send me your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! V.I.P. gifts as always and a VIC gift as well! Will start on 2/12 thur 2/19! Thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! ~!~Cherry Picker Maria~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Venting
This is more of a blog for myself just to get it off my chest ..I've been dealing with a lot of at home stressers .. and just feel the need to do a Virtual Melt down . Ive come to realize some things well more of .. I really gave them Thought .. when we're younger we dont think of what we're doing to ourselves .. thinking we're never going to die .and all that depressive shit .. that i wont go into here . I Realize now that I should have loved myself for who and What I am .. instead of beating my body to hell .. I let other peoples opinions of me .. matter ..I spent countless days and nights binging and purging .. hating myself .. crying .. why ?? trying to make someone else happy .. because i wasnt the weight that they wanted me to be .. ..Well FUCK you I say now . Fuck you I took my fist drag of a Ciggy at age 7 .. like an ass I watched my parents ..and sibblings smoke and thought it made them cool .. now I battle daily to quit I've starved myself for weeks on e

The Fine (adult)
"Got five hundred bucks to pay the fine?" The sudden musical voice brought me out of my reverie. I looked up right into the laughing eyes of a beautiful police woman. For a minute there, I did not understand. Then comprehension struck me as I looked at my cigarette. Smoking is prohibited in public places and here I am sitting in a small tea shop smoking. I had come to this town earlier in the evening to hand over some important papers to a client. He was a older man and his wife the lady was very kind and forced me to stay for dinner. I had not smoked for a long time respecting their age and not wanting to smoke in front of them and offend them. When I came out of their place I looked for a place and found this small tea shop. No one was there and I was alone. I had a hot cup of strong tea and then lit a cigarette. My mind was elsewhere and I did not see this police woman come in. Reluctantly I pulled my purse out and counted five hundred rupee bills and offered it to her

Notes From The Underground / The Sequel!
My brain is on and I can't turn it off. So back to the blog and more catharsis. I am not answering the phone today. It's wild outside and I can hear the screaming of the ban sidhe (ban-shee: An Irish supernatural spook otherwise known as the Wind). The rain is falling sideways, it's so wild out there. I live my life in a constant state of moral outrage. My mother says I have a "Low Misery Index". She's right. Little things bother me. A lot. (Insert WhackJob Divorced Therapist who says, "Does that interfere with your relationships?") One of the things I mentioned in the last Notes From the Underground is that I have little patience for 12 step programs. I just want to clarify and as usual, offense is practically intentional. Although there is some argument for these programs, namely that they work insofar as getting people to quit using, they are essentially, highly selfish and self-centered pursuits. The essence of what makes an "addict" is the inherent selfishn

Okay This Is Unbelieveable.....
So I write a mum asking an opinion, I thought that's what mums are about.... and I get a rude comment saying "if I see your tits I will answer".... so I wrote back and he calls me a whore, so I write back and block him, so he has someone else write to me in the mum, comment, and says that I am a cunt or something. I'm sorry, I asked for an opinion that's why I wrote the mum. He happens to be hosting happy hour right now. In protest of his comments to me personally I'm not gonna accept it. Maybe I'm the biggest bitch in the world but I am not on here to show myself to any loser that comes along. And In my opion, it was quite rude and uncalled for, seeming my mum had nothing to do with anyone seeing anything. So fuck it, if that makes me a bitch so be it. I jst wanted an opinion, not someone begging to see me naked. And if I want to delete that comment, that should be my right, it's my mum. Then I get this in my comments on my page: this is from me not porch FIRST

Dad Contest Winners Are....
~ Winners are...... ~ 1st DAD is...... Wins Men's Bracelet and a Hug with 1416 comments 2nd Dad is...... Wins Root Beer and a Hug with 430 comments 3rd Dad is...... Wins Shot of Jagermeister and a Hug with 179 comments 4th dad is......Wins Shot of Jack Daniels and a Hug with 21 comments I want to thank everyone for joining the contest! thanks maria

Massage For Low Back Pain Gets A Boost
Massage for Low Back Pain Gets a Boost The American Massage Therapy Association (AMTA) recently approved financial support for the Integrative Healthcare Policy Consortium (IHPC) to propose that the National Institutes of Health (NIH) hold a consensus conference on massage for low back pain. The IHPC is a coalition of health care professional organizations advocating public policy to ensure access to safe, high quality medical care for all Americans. The latest survey from the AMTA provides evidence of the increasing popularity of massage for therapeutic purposes and suggests the tides may be changing in favor of insurance coverage for massage. Massage has been credited with alleviating a wide variety of aches and pains, from migraines and carpal tunnel to anxiety and low back pain. More than 100 million Americans suffer from low back pain and nearly $25 billion a year is spent in search of relief. In the Centers for Disease Control's 30th annual report on the health status of

I'm In A Contest.....
hey everyone... I'm in a contest and I need some help...... please go to http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=121870&albumid=223779&i=3800079181 copy and paste the link above go there to vote on me... thank you so much DJ

The Unicorns Ride
Over your rainbow A unicorn flew, He was sent to find me... He said by you. "Climb aboard", he whispered, "We must go for a ride..." And into a portal of light We rode inside. The sky was so blue, The fields so green, With each explosion of light Was a wonderful scene. So happy we seem And always together, There was no end to your dream, It just went on forever. Then the unicorn said "I have one more surprise..." So we took off quickly And pierced the sky. Then I saw you sleeping And dreaming in your bed... I caressed your hair gently And kissed you on your head. The unicorn interrupted... "I must now get you home, But now that you've seen her dream, May you never feel alone." My heart is feeling heavy, A fire burns inside. Thank you so much my darling For the unicorn's ride.

You And I
You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond romance, beyond friendship, beyond what we've ever had before. It has defied time, distance, and changes in ourselves and in our lives. It has defied every explanation. Except one: Pure and simply, we're soul mates. I can't explain, I just feel it. It's there in the way my spirits lift whenever we talk. The sound of your voice brings me home, in a way I can't explain. It's in the delight I feel, when we laugh at exactly the same things. When I'm with you, it's like a tiny piece of the universe shifts into place. A place it's supposed to be, and all is right with the world. These things and so many more, have made me understand that this is a once in a lifetime, forever connection. A connection that could only exist between you and me. And deep in my soul, I know that our relationship is a rare gift. One that brings us extraordinary happiness all through our lives.

Our Sonnet
Sweet Lady, song of my heart, Hold my hand, as this journey we start. Lift me up in spirit of joy and gladness; And shield my soul from heartbreak and sadness. Steadfast, honest and true; Your partner is here and will forever love you. It is my prayer that I will always be; The one who brings you joy and sets your spirit free. With my love I’ll cover you and warm your soul with mine; Give you pleasures – like none you will find. Your Sweet Lady, song of your heart; Will love you forever, together or apart. So hear me Sweet Lady, and know in your soul; That there is no better future than with you to grow old. Endless caresses, touches and kisses; Our passion a banner for our love’s true existence. My hand I extend and my honor I offer; For being with you my love, there is no greater pleasure. Your hand I accept, and all your love as well; My heart sings so loudly, all can tell I am loved and in love with the man made for me Hold my hand; let us walk through th

Love Your Sex Life
Find your inner sex goddess by adding these simple, sexy habits to your everyday routine. Don't wait 'til Valentine's Day to remind your sweetie how much you care. According to REDBOOK's new book, Love Your Sex Life: The Busy Girl's Guide to Getting Busy by Lisa Sussman, the happiest couples are those who take the time to show their affection for one another all year 'round. So follow the 10 tips below to fill your life with those small attentions — the little bits of time stolen together, the sweet gestures, the private rituals that pull you closer together and remind you of your bond and the commitment you have made to each other — and make every day your own personal Valentine's Day. 1. Touch him as much as possible. Place a gentle hand on his shoulder or thigh when you're talking to him, rumple his hair or pat his butt when passing by him, hold his hand when walking together, squeeze your thigh against his when sitting together at your child's practice, straighten his shi

Suddenly Erotica
Once in a time of closed eyes and dreamy space, soft feathers, sweet oils and we're in my hiding place. With wind chimes playing soft tunes of a bell, come with me and escape from your own private hell. There are blossoms of pink and purple and green, and colors of magic that you've never seen. Feast your eyes on pleasure with the taste of red wine, rest you head on silk pillows while I stroke at your mind. Every touch will be soft and pure, and you can not resist, the tender passion rises as our lips meet for a sensual kiss. Temperature is rising, candles burning with a fragrance of smell, while your body next to mine is casting a wonderful spell. You forget all your cares, for in here there is no more pain, you step aboard, come inside, and ride my joy train. As we reach the mountain top our fingers mend as one heart beat, our bodies melt together, toes tingle,.. feel the heat. Desire has ended, all things emotional have

The Experiment
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home." "Why?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?" "Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make dinner. Now I do it in ten..."

Sexy Black Man Contest
~~ Okay I'm doing a SEXY Black Man Contest ~~ I'm Looking for 10 hot Black Men for my contest! If u want in then send me your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! 1st Sexy Man is...... with 1 comments V.I.P. gifts as always and a VIC gift as well! Will start on 2/12 thur 2/19! Thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! ~!~Cherry Picker Maria~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Funny True Headlines
The Year's Best (actual) Headlines Of 2006: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [hmm!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Do they ever read what they write?] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?!] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!] Man Struck By Lightning:

How To Stay Married
>>> A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had >>> shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no >>> secrets >>> from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the >>> top of >>> her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her >>> about. >>> For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but >>> one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would >>> not >>> recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took >>> down >>> the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. >>> She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. >>> When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money >>> totaling $95,000. >>> He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she >>> said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to >>> never

I Almost Did!
Doubts are being placed Inside my head I don’t know what to do I can’t go to bed She told me some things I don’t know if it’s true She told me horrible things And they’re all about you I really truthfully doubt it I know it’s a lie But you got to admit It almost made me cry And then she said something else She said you told her you still love her And when she said that I was afraid we were over I almost left you And there you cried I almost didn’t trust you But you said they were lies Others are telling me your side They told me what you said They told me everything And pushed the doubts out of my head I was almost heartbroken I almost was I guess you finally did it You made me fall in love

Alan Update
I WENT TO THE SCHOOL THIS MORNING AND HAD A MEETING WITH THE PRINCIPAL. THEY WERE HELPFUL, THEY PROVIDED AN AID TO HELP WITH ALAN. WITH SCHOOLWORK AND ALL THINGS RELATED WITH SCHOOL.SO WE WILL SEE HOW LONG THIS LAST. ALSO I HAVE HAD TO MAKE A HARD DECISION CONCERING ALAN AND P.E. HE IS SO MAD WITH ME RIGHT NOW. I HAVE CHOSE TO TAKE HIM OUT OF P.E. FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. HE IS JUST FALLING MORE AND MORE ON A DAILY BASIS, AND I HAVE TO THINK OF HIS SAFTEY. HE WILL STILL DO SOME P.E. BUT IT WILL BE A ONE ON ONE TYPE THING. I JUST FEEL THAT RIGHT NOW, THIS WOULD BE BEST FOR HIM. MAYBE NEXT YEAR A MIRACLE WILL HAPPEN AND HE WILL BE BETTER. BUT WHO KNOWS

Aries (thats Me)
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Baby 1st Check Up
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast - fed," she replied. "Strip down to your waist." She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know, " she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

Medical Marijuana
THC in pill form>>>>> http://www.marinol.com/ HIV patients: Marijuana eases foot pain By PAUL ELIAS, AP Biotechnology Writer Mon Feb 12, 8:36 PM ET Smoking marijuana eased HIV-related pain in some patients in a small study that nevertheless represented one of the few rigorous attempts to find out if the drug has medicinal benefits. The Bush administration's Office of National Drug Control Policy quickly sought to shoot holes in the experiment. The study, conducted at San Francisco General Hospital from 2003 to 2005 and published Monday in the journal Neurology, involved 50 patients suffering from HIV-related foot pain known as peripheral neuropathy. There are no drugs specifically approved to treat that kind of pain. Three times daily for nearly a week, the patients smoked marijuana cigarettes machine-rolled at the National Institute of Drug Abuse, the only legal source for the drug recognized by the federal government. Half the patients received marijuana, w

*plastic Shaman - This Needs To Be Addressed**
.......... ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: *Star* Date: Feb 13, 2007 9:20 AM Do you think you are “Indian by heart” or were “an Indian in a past life?” Do you admire Native ways and want to incorporate them into your life and do “your own” version of a sweat lodge or a vision quest? Have you seen ads, books, and websites that offer to “train you to be come a shaman” in an easy number of steps, a few days on the weekend, or for a fee? Have you really thought this all the way through? Have you thought about how native people feel about what you might want to do? Please think about these important points before you take that fateful step and expend time, money, and emotional investment: Native people DO NOT believe it is ethical to charge money for any ceremony or teaching. Any who charge you even a penny are NOT authentic. Native traditionalists believe the ONLY acceptable way to transmit traditional teachings is orally and face-to-face

Valentines Game
This is called the Valentines Game Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... and be honest!!!! [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] No, I dont like you like that [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] Don't swing dat way. Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. ;) I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? []

I Will Love You
I Will Love You by BlueWolf I will love you in the springtime, when the world is green and new, I will love you in the Summer, when the sky is sunny and blue, I will love you in the autumn, when the leaves fall and turn brown, I will love you in the Winter, when the snow is softly falling down. I will love you when you're happy, and even when you're sad, I will love you when you're mood is good or even if you're mad. I will love you through the sunshine,even through the rain. I will love you when you're healthy, or when you're feeling pain. I will love you always, every day I live,until all our life is through, I will love you always, and even after forever I'll still be loving you.........

Help Wanted
OK LOOK THIS CONTEST IM IN ENDS ON VDAY AT 7PM EST TIME. PLEASE SOME AND SHOW ME SOME LOVE. FOR ALL THAT COMMENT BOMB AT LEAST 250 THERE WILL BE A PRIZE GIVEN. PLEASE COME SHOW THE LOVE. CLICK THE LINK AND GET TO COMMENTING NOW. CLICK THE LINK AND START VOTING I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR, I ALWAYS DO. SO PLEASE HELP A FRIEND OUT. SO GO FOR IT SO YOU CAN GET YOURSELF A GIFT

Jaha Is Hosting His First Contest - Most Creative Salute
This may have been done in the past, but as of right now I can't find anything on CT that is the same. I do respect other members so I checked first. That said, I will be taking submissions for your most CREATIVE salute. 1. This does NOT have to be approved by the bouncers, but it should be legit by community standards. 2. My fiancee, Bella, is a graphics art and design major. She can tell if a photo has been digitally altered. NO PHOTOSHOP FAKES 3. This will be an interesting point system. Ratings are weighed DOUBLE, 1 point per comment, 2 points per rate. 4. Any rating is a point, so please, knock off the down-ratings. 5. You may promote this contest ANY WAY possible. Blasts, stickies, happy hours (that a little extreme, but plausible), blogs, MuMMs (be respectful of people though). Please leave a comment on this bulletin, leave a Private Message, or a shout to submit. I will not rip your photo (i find that disrespectful) or try to guess what you want to use.

What Gorgeous Is To Me Repost From Bulletin
I just wanted to say, Happy Valentines Day!! And to invite you all to see what I think is gorgeous. It is only some examples and my friends here on CT, if your pic is there and you don't want it to be let me know, I'm sorry to those that I ripped the pics of for not asking first. If your see this and your currently a female friend a pic of yours belongs in there. Currectly I have no female friends that don't belong in this category your all gorgeous. I'm not ripping anymore w/o permission so if you don't mind me taking 1 pic please let me know. I'd like to have EVERYONE of my friends pics in there. Thanks to those who allow me to keep or get a pic. And I'm sorry again to those I took. That's all.

Men And Women!!!(passthis Along)
It has long been contended that there are male Jokes and there are female jokes and there are unisex Jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I Offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it And men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after Work cocktail with her girlfriends when an Exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, Middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the Woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly Attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring So rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll Do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to Do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one Condition" Flabbergasted, the woman asked what was the condition. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you Want me to do in just three words." The woman c

Come On, And Help Me Out
PLEEEEEAAAAAASE!!!!!!!! I wanna make it to a cherry grnt, sounds funny, LOL....I wanna climb that ladder and get to the top, come on in, and rate anything u can, there's not much on my page, but i will devote more time to it soon....Have a good one!!! HUGGAS!!! ~B!

Witches Path
Witches path Walking alone on a witches path I stumbles on a white mass Roses around the fire The smell of sage is growing higher Whispering chants so I took a peek Just to see there lover meet Upon the grass wicked and bare They weaved there spells in the fresh air I turned around just to see one of the witches Coming for me With open arm she aroused as I felt my love for her grow. Scott baker

Lets See Who Loves Me...
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!!!! NOW POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww! 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as heck! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Sexiest person I know! 11 = 'effin hottie! 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = lets Make Out!! 14.= I'd hit it!! 15=BABY YOU IS F-I-N-E!!! 16=Let's f*** now i want you

Vday: Until The Violence Stops.
Just thought I would share my favorite and most emotionally profitable Valentine's Day past time... V-Day. "As I traveled with the piece to city after city, country after country, hundreds of women waited after the show to talk to me about their lives. The play had somehow freed up their memories, pain, and desire. Night after night I heard the same stories -- women being raped as teenagers, in college, as little girls, as elderly women; women who had finally escaped bring beaten to death by their husbands; women who were terrified to leave; women who were taken sexually, before they were even conscious of sex, by their stepfathers, brothers, cousins, uncles, mothers and fathers.... Slowly it dawned on me that nothing was more important than stopping violence toward women." - Eve Ensler, author of The Vagina Monologues. This realization led in 1997 to the founding of V-Day, a nonprofit grass roots movement dedicated to ending violence against women around the world.

An Irish Joke
The good old Kerry Three Kick Rule...... A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Kerry. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in Dublin and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Kerry . We settle small disagreements like this with the Kerry Three Kick Rule. The lawyer asked, "What is the Kerry Three Kick Rule?" The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then

Somethings To Think About....
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What disease did cured ham actually have? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ------------------------

The Flower Of Your Name
I’m thinking about you In a different way Nothing specific Just everything I cannot help But notice The effect of your Affection When it all gets Confusing You send a Suggestion You are already Within me I felt you beam your Way in I was not trying To fight you I like you under My skin A tailored soul Well accessorized Looks elegant Next to mine So draw The curtains Until you’re Certain Get your goodbyes Memorized

M.l.i.f. Contest Now Open!
~ Okay Best M.I.L.F. On CT Contest ~~ I'm having a M.I.L.F. contest so i need a lot of ladys for this Winners will get 2 prizes each and everyone else will get 1 1st Person is....... with 1 comments 2nd Person is....... with 1 comments 3rd person is...... with 1 comments 4th person is...... with 1 comments Contest will start on the 2/16 thur 2/23 Want in send me ur pic link to my inbox. thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Everything Is Closed!
hmm and so we got hit with this horrible weather and the snow is up almost to my waist.. it was up to my knees this morning.... not comments from the peanut gallery or the land of the jolley green giants you tall people bc im on 5'2. but coming back from walmart i seen everything is closed except walmart and plaza and ironic the movie theatre... yeah hes gonna get customers...and pizza hut,who they werent stupid because all the other pizza places in town are closed. well anyways the weather is shitty here in NY so everyone else hope your valentines day went well. because we are up to our asses in snow and well today just sucked.

Long Distance Valentine
here we are again facing Valentine's Day far from each other's shelter and they ask how can two be as one without ever touching but oh, my love we have touched minds hearts souls we have traveled more than most will ever have the chance for each night our spirits fly across oceans we have lain together in dreams and awoken separately with the kiss of the other still lingering on our lips we have seen deeper into ourselves than most ever dare to look for the faith we have in us comes from the most profound place inside and we live our lives together but apart with trust in the future and appreciation for the now so do not lament this Valentine's Day for cards not sent flowers not received but know instead that there is love in this world that is only for you and tomorrow will still be Valentine's Day for us

For Want Of You
for want of you across the distant miles turbulent oceans and foreign lands my heart has learned to fly for want of you the night becomes my ally its dark, spindly fingers pull me close to offer solace as we meet in misty dreams for want of you I cry myself to sleep with silent tears a veil-like sadness wrapped around me a prayer unanswered a longing denied for want of you I have learned to raise my eyes to see the stars and know this one thing we share for want of you I lose myself give myself offer all I am and all I might be for want of you

My Prayer
I PRAY THAT I MAY LIVE TO CONTINUE F**KING ALL THEM HEATED B****ES AND HO’S, UNTIL MY DYING DAY. AND WHEN IT COMES TO MY LAST DAY, I THEN MOST HUMBLY PRAY EVEN THEN IN THE LORD’S GREAT CAST, THAT I WILL BE GRANTED THE CHANCE TO HUMP ONE LAST HO BEFORE I PLACE THE GREAT 9” LONG ANACONDA TO REST ON MY CHEST.

"biggie Spears"~ Make My Boobies One More Size*(sing It To The Tune Of
Oh boobies boobies, Oh boobies boobies, Oh boobies boobies, My chest was supposed to grow, My cleavage wasn't right~yeah Oh boobies boobies My breasts are completely full, And now my sweater's tight~yeah Surgery, I wanna be a size "D", Bigger memories, I want them to show now Oh because Chorus: My chest flatness was killing me, And I, I must confess I paid for these (paid for these) I look 32 I'm just a child, I am a crime, Make my boobies one more size Oh boobies boobies I've got double D's it's true, Now you've all been blinded Oh pretty boobies Your so big and oh so new That's just the way I planned it *Golly* Rolling Stone was naughty, See me baby barely wearing clothes now Oh because Chorus: My chest flatness was killing me, And I I must confess I paid for these (paid for these) I look 32 I'm just a child, I am a crime, Make my boobies one more size

Gross Joke
Three vampires walk into a bar and order drinks. The first vampire asks for blood. The second vampire asks for blood. The third vampire asks for some hot water. The bartender is baffled. "Why don't you want blood like everyone else?" "Because," says the third vampire, pulling out a USED tampon, "I'm making tea."

Its Happy Hour, Rack Up Your Points And Comment/ Vote For Me!
I'm in Four contests, please show your support. All contests go by number of rates and comments (its happy hour, so you know what that means, comment bomb and rack up your points!), so you know what to do. Hustler Vs Playboy M.I.L.F contest Sexiest pose contest Hottest body piercing contest (for my septum and nostril piercing, couldn't put the 6ga outerlabia and 6 ga hood, had to be worksafe!). Thank you in advance, delilah PS- Please repost to help show your support!

Sexy Smile Contest
~~ Okay Sexy Smile On CT Contest ~~ Send me ur sexy smiles to my inbox and i will add u to contest. okay 2 gifts for first 3 places and 1 gift for all other place! 1st Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 2nd Sexy Smile Is...... with 1 comments Contest starts the 2/16 thur 2/23 so hurry and enter and again I love you Guys! thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Hooah
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You fall in love and get to see that special someone everyday. He falls in love but can't see that special someone everyday, so she ends it. ___________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________

On Living On A Higher Plane
Go to your highest Thought about yourself. Imagine the you that you would be if you lived that thought every day. Imagine what you would think do and say, and how you would respond to what others do and say. Do you see any difference btween that projection and what you think, do , and say now? Meditations on Conversations with God. by Neale Donald Walsch

Check Out My Hot Friend I Met On Here Today
http://cherrytap.com/user/503526 shes hot and a blonde like me. Dont you think we would do great doing some shoots together one day soon? Alision Angel sexy girl you!!! Licks and spanks..Lorie Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Tears
TEARS tears are the soul speaking to the mind saying what we are afraid to say to ourself a curse and a boon crying at midnight for endings to soon beseaching the heavens for understanding for release from the rending and tho we rage and shake cleanched fist at fate only our tears bear witness to the pain

Keeper Of The Stars~tracy Byrd
It was no accident me finding you Someone had a hand in it Long before we ever knew Now I just can't believe you're in my life Heaven's smilin' down on me As I look at you tonight I tip my hat to the keeper of the stars He sure knew what he was doin' When he joined these two hearts I hold everything When I hold you in my arms I've got all I'll ever need Thanks to the keeper of the stars Soft moonlight on your face oh how you shine It takes my breath away Just to look into your eyes I know I don't deserve a treasure like you There really are no words To show my gratitude So I tip my hat to the keeper of the stars He sure knew what he was doin' When he joined these two hearts I hold everything When I hold you in my arms I've got all I'll ever need Thanks to the keeper of the stars It was no accident me finding you Someone had a hand in it Long before we ever knew for someone very special to me

1st Day Confusions...
Ok Im new and I want to answer and reply but I can't figure out how....hmmm..give me a couple minutes and I will teach myself i think i can i think i can...lol...I am determined and heaven help us all when I am on a mission...lmao

Stars
When the stars fell one landed on earth There once was a star that fell a far to a land called Texas there that star grew the longer it set the older it became the star has hair and now it has legs the older it gets the prettier it gets Grown on all of us as time goes by the star starts to smell like roses the star in Texas still shines bright it lights up the people lives around it makes them smile it makes them laugh it makes them well it makes them feel a live The star gets older it makes changes moving though one persons life making that person glow with love and a smile that she gives she makes the others fill like they live as hi as she once was she lifts them up to the sky and all she ask in return is to at their side There is no darkness in this life the reason why is because I got my star as I reach for my star at my side I hold her tight not to ever let her go my star holds my hand as life continues on she holds it tight she knows I would never let her do

Ode To Concupiscence (erotica)
The Fire burning deep inside Passion building I can't hide I need to yell and scream and shout Can you feel what it's about The heat between us so intense Robs all the innocent pertinence I yearn to have you between my thighs Filling me with rhythmic strides Can you feel my fires heat Place my hand against your meat Lips are burning for your kiss Whisper soft to me your wish Would you have me bind your hands Would you think that it was grand Would you desire that I treat you cruel When I would rather have you rule Tell me are you burning hot Can you feel my passion not Each time I seek you out it seems I am only reaching out for dreams I wonder what you'd have me do If I were standing there with you ©Dark

New Cast
WE WENT TO SEE AN ORTHO THIS MORNING. ALAN NOW HAS A "REAL CAST" ON HIS ARM. THEY SAID THAT IT WAS BROKE. NOT A BUCKLE BROKE LIKE THE HOSIPTAL SAID LAST WEEK, ANYWAY HE HAS TO GO BACK IN 3 WEEKS TO HAVE IT CHECKED AGAIN.

~~one Day!~~
ONE DAY! One day you're gonna want that girl. That girl that knew she wasn't perfect but tried to be perfect for you . The girl that believed the scraps of you, she was given were worth it . Because somethings were better then nothing, That girl who wanted nothing more, then to be there for you . And love you the way she knows she only could. The girl who sees your flaws. But values them as much as your strentgths. That girl who still can't bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it.. That girl who saw past your handsome face and treasured parts of you that no one else had ever appreciated. The girl who realizes she may never have your heart, but will carry the image of you in hers forever. The girl that sees this and still loves you . The girl that should have you, but doesn't, Even though she deserves it .. ~But One Day~ That girl will no longer be there. No longer there for you to step on, That special girl will shed no m

Military People Contest Updated
~~ Army Man Contest on Ct ~~ I need Army Men for my contest! Contest will start 2/19 thur 2/26 Vip Gifts and VIC Gifts For the winners ! 1st Military person is...... with 1 comments 2nd Military Person is...... with 1 comments So send me your pics to my inbox and i will enter u! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest ! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

~~ Hotties Man On Ct Contest ~~
~~Hottiest Man On CT Contest ~~ I Need sexxy hot men for this contest. If you want to enter please send me your link to your pic to my inbox! Woman Enroll your sexxy Boyfriends Or Husbands And Men enter yourselfs! Most comments wins! 2 Gifts each winner! Higher points better gifts. But 2 gifts per person awarded! Contest will start on 2/19 thur 2 /26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

True Friends!!!!!! I Call Them Family!!!
Billy Ray Cyrus In The Heart Of A Woman True friends are there when u need them and even when u don't... they help you thru the hard times and the fun times.... As you would do for them... A friendship is like a marriage u r in it no matter what the circumstances.. They make u smile when u r down and they make u cry for being so kind to u... This is what a true friend sent me today u know who u r and thank u so very much it meant the world to me ::: This world would be a better place if there was more people like you in it. Thanks for being who you are Cassie. Don't ever change! You have such a big heart & you are so caring and giving. I am honored to call you... friend! *HUGS* My niece that I raised wrote a poem kinda thing for me and it is touching I posted it earlier in another blog please stop by and read it also it is titled Poem... I have been down lately with being sick and having family problems and dealing with other friends and families health probl

Looking For Some Friends
I am just a bored married man looking for some friends to talk and play with. Seems like everyone on here is just after more points though. I don't see why we cant do both. Oh well, just the ramblings of a bored married man. LOL

Happy Hr Is Comign Up Get Dbl Points By Bombing These Ppl!!!
THE BEST BIKE PHOTO CONTEST.THIS CONTEST WILL BE JUDGED ON RATES AND COMEMNTS. THE PRIZES WILL GO AS SUCH..#1 FOR RATES ALONE..WELL RECIVE A PERSONALIZED SKIN OF COURSE A BIKE WILL BE THE THEME ON IT..#1 ON COMMENTS ALONE WILL RECIVE.. THE SILVER BIKE OUT OF THE GIFT SHOP.#2 RATES ALONE WILL RECIVE A PERSONALIZED TAG.. AND AGAIN THE THEME WILL BE ABOUT BIKES..#2COMMENTS ALONE WILL RECIVE.. A SILVER RING OUT OF THE GIFT SHOP DEPENDING ON THE WINNER MALE OR FEMNALE..#3 RATES ALONE WILL RECIVE... A PERSONALIZED MORPH.. AND YES THE THEME WILL BE ABOUT A BIKE..#3 COMMENTS ALONE WILL RECIVE A MAN BRACELETTE OUT OF THE GIFT SHOP.. RULES OF THIS CONTEST...RATES AND COMMENTS WILL TAKE A FIRST PLACE.. SELF COMMENT BOMBING WILL BE ALLOUD THIS CONTEST WILL RUN FOR 5 DAYS.. THERE WILL BE 10 ENTRIES.. IF I SEE ANY CONTESTANT BASHING ON ANOTHER CONTESTANT .. OR IF YOU SEND A FRIEND TO DO IT.. YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED..NO DRAMMA EVER IN MY CONTEST.. DO

Create Your Own Living Will
To: Subject: LIVING WILL LIVING WILL I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma. Under no circumstances shall any politician

27 Facts About Men (from A Woman's Point Of View )
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. 3. Men who have tattoos think they have a piece of artwork on them. Yeah, like a flaming skull is art? 4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him. 5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. 6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches. 7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun. 8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. 9. A

You Owe Me---$800.00
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she could say a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders

B.s Might Get You To The Top,but.....
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a Fourth night, there he was, proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Capricorn
CAPRICORN Drinking style Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie. Trademark cocktails Old-fashioned Cap would probably like an old-fashioned just fine or a dry martini, or a gin and tonic, or a gimlet -- or any other no-nonsense quaff. They prefer drinks that taste like alcohol and generally hate drinks with more than three ingredients. However, they like the flavor of cranberry and will order a cosmo if

Children And War
This article really got me. http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/editorials/2007-02-14-oplede_x.htm?csp=15 My dad fought in Korea and all three of my uncles fought in WW2, I grew up listening to them talking about their experiences so this was very touching to me. Hope you enjoy it.

Strong
My love for you is simple, deep, and strong. I feel it flowing towards you from my heart, A tide of unsophisticated song, Sung with much desire and little art. I cannot tell my love, but it will show In ways that even I cannot foresee; A love as full as mine must overflow Into everything that makes me, me. Just as the sun must shine to be the sun And trees burst forth in blossom every year, So I must love in ways that everyone Can see or sense or reason out or hear. Still, I'll tell you of my love in this: For fear, despite all, you might my love miss. Written by: Born N Raised

Foot In Mouth Disease=funny Stuff!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter as

Push
It’s been a week past the due date and the blessing that’s been nesting inside me has not come out yet. My doctor made a decision to induct me. Well, although I heard a lot of mother’s before saying that giving birth is really hard and all that, I didn’t really think it’s a big deal… in other words, I was more excited than scared. They said it’s unusual for first timers to be really excited. But me, I just can’t hide the thrill that’s flowing in my vein. Especially that my induction was scheduled the night of February 13, I was thinking, I’m going to have the baby on Valentine’s Day! I’ll be having a valentine baby woo hooo!!! And then, I was induced! The contractions came every 40 seconds and yes! It’s harder than I thought. It hurts a lot, plus the baby monitor belt that was wrapping around my belly adds up to the suffering. I just couldn’t take it. So the doctor decided to remove the drug they put inside me to stop the strong contraction. They injected a pain killer in my hip,

All About Me...
I am a Leo, which means I can be hard headed..however, very protective.I love sleeping, however love to be awake and enjoy life...I dont trust very many people, I am very trustworthy!Starbucks tastes awesome, carmel is my favorite flavor.I wish for christmas to have a little girl,I'd name her georgia lynn.Shopping is a hobby-anywhere ,however everybody says I live in walmart!I love animals, they are so cute, and the best when you need to cuddle...I love my friends and family, they make me happy and excited I like the smell of fresh baked brownies and morning dew...I want to travel everywhere, first stop a crusie to guam...I love Christmas, and giving people gifts.I hate people who lie or pretend to be someone they are really not, get real!Smoking is stupid it's for dumbies..., drinking is for some but drunks suck!Country music is awesome... counrty love songs rock.I love to dance, I dont think I am that good and I dont careI wish I could sing. I tell people how it is, and always say wh

Confusion
well My wife and i are speaking again but now im more confussed then before she says she will understand if I see someone else when she goes to iraq and she says she loves me and wants to see me before she deploys but not right now because she needs to figure out what she wants and she says she doesnt want anyone else is she still angry so she is being learry with her feelings right now I just dont know

In 1975... The Year I Was Born.
In 1975 (the year you were born) Gerald Ford is president of the US Evacuation of US civilians from Saigon as Communist forces complete takeover of South Vietnam FBI agents capture Patty Hearst, who is indicted and convicted of bank robbery Teamster Jimmy Hoffa disappears without a trace Marines rescue the crew of the American ship the Mayaguez near Vietnam First Lady Betty Ford says in an interview that she thinks her children have tried marijuana Natalie Imbruglia, Drew Barrymore, David Beckham, Enrique Iglesias, Angelina Jolie, and Tiger Woods are born Cincinnati Reds win the World Series Pittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl IX Philadelphia Flyers win the Stanley Cup Production begins on Star Wars Jaws and The Rocky Horror Picture Show are the top grossing films Soul Train premieres on television in the United States "The Way We Were" (performed by Barbara Streisand) wins the Grammy for best song Saturday Night Live and Wheel of Fortun

What My Face Says
What Your Face Says At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced. Overall, your true self is moody and dynamic. With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react. In love, you seem energetic - almost manic. In stressful situations, you seem selfish and moody. What Do People Think Of Your Face?

I'm Going To Say It Again.
...because I recently came across a blog comment I made which got deleted. I speak my mind and I'm not going to lie to make anyone feel better. Needless to say, when I discovered my comment "mysteriously gone" from that blog, I promptly cut that "friend" off. You censor what I have to say when I'm being honest, and you will find yourself no longer my friend. Friends let me say how I feel. I'm not here to sugar-coat my thoughts and make your life a bowl of cherries. I rarely had the luxury of trusted friends who made my life easier, so unless I'm dating you or considering it, why should I do that for you? If I don't agree with your opinion, then either choke on it or drop me. I do not kiss your butt if I don't feel anything for you. I won't just agree with you for the sake of popularity, because I have been popular before, and the friends you get from that will stab you in the back if it will get them ahead. Before you delete my words to maintain your opinion, drop me off

Lonely
im so lonely these days all i want is to find a good woman and its something that i never seem to be able to find. Will i ever find someone to love me for me and to be honest and be a good woman instead of someone who comes to me and runs away or flips out for no reason :(. will i ever stop being lonely :(

Why Do We Care
ever go through your day worndering why we bother to care at all i mean look at our world people killing and raping kids people blowing things up and then selfs as well why should we care about who sits next to us on the bus or plan or even at work........because it's what makes us humen if we didn't care this world would be 10 times worse if not 1000 time worse....i want you all o do something for me go over o he person next to you and just say hi and ask how there day's going it'll make them and you feel so much better and hopefull the person next to you oes the same thing to omeone else and may that will make the world just a bit nicer to live in (PLEASE JUST TRY IT FOR ME) MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts

Attraction And How It Works With Women
Attraction And How It Works With Women >If you love the topic of attraction, and you'd like to get my most in-depth thinking about it, then go and read THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/AttractionBook/ Our topic this week is ATTRACTION. Before you read further, I'd like you to take a minute and think about what the word ATTRACTION means to you. By the way, I'm talking about the romantic concept of ATTRACTION... not gravitational attraction, etc. If you can, WRITE DOWN exactly what you think the word ATTRACTION means. The process of writing down your thoughts helps you to organize them (I recommend that you also keep a journal of your experiences as you improve in this area of your life). There are no right or wrong answers here, so think about it for a few minutes... ACTUALLY WRITE YOUR THOUGHTS DOWN. ... ... ... OK, did you do that? Nice. So what did you come up with? A lot of

Thoughts Of Yesterday Become Dreams Of Today Become The Hope For Tommorrow
So I thought I would share my thoughts with all my friends!!! I believe life is what u make of it...your fate is your own and no one elses, your destiny will always be unclear, True Love exist just hardly no one fights for it and/or One person fights for it but the other lets go and gives up, everyone has incredible inner strength that can never break if u know how to use it right, Good most of the time loses to evil cause it seems no matter how hard us the good poeple try to beat evil we just end up losing more poeple than we save and "Im not talking about religion".....anyways I just urge everyone to do something non-selfish everyday so that hopefully others will catch on like Paying it forward!!! Life isnt about taking what u want whenever...Life is about giving and taking, Life is about Love and Pain....anyways I hope my message is clear to those who feel like giving up at times...... .....NEVER GIVE UP, IF U LOVE SOMEONE DEEPLY NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT, TRUE LOVE MAY GIVE U P

These Poor Bastards!!
AIGHT SO I START MY "LOOKY I HAVE A PIC" CONTEST. 8 PEOPLE IN IT, ALL FRIENDS, PROBLEM IS 6 OF OF THOSE FIRENDS ARE SMOKING HOT FEMALES. THE OTHER TWO ARE THESE POOR BASTARDS!! 7 VOTES BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM!! NOW I'M NOT TRYING TO BE LIKE THESE OTHER ASS BAG WHO HOLD CONTESTS AND MAKE EVERYONE WHO ENTERED FEEL LIKE A LOSER. SO I WANT PEOPLE TO GO AND BOMB THESE TWO SCHMUCKS LIKE THE CURE FOR AIDS DEPENDED ON IT. HERE ARE THIER LINKS, AND DON'T BOTHER BEING KIND, TEAR THIER ASS'S A NEW ONE. HELL THEY MIGHT ENJOY IT. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND IN A GIVING MOOD. FIRST OFF KING NOTHING, HE WAS IN THE ARMY AND ALL THAT ROT, WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR THIS STD INFESTED FUDGE PACKER PEOPLE?? LOL. SECOND WE GOT STONED IMMACULATE, WHO LOOKS LIKE HE IS JUST WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO STICK A COCK IN HIS SCOTTISH STONER ASS, HE'S EVEN VOTING ON OTHERS IN THIS CONTEST!! THE NERVE!! AIGHT SO SHOW SOME LOVE TO MY TWO BRO'S, CAUSE SHIT THEY NEED IT. LOL. ONLY INTERVENTION

Dear Diary 19/02 - 07
When i would leave Øuahidri state in Hadramaut i unfortunatly got back to Finland. The time i have been away the anger had grown on me, they took me in captivity and shoot me at dawn. I only pretend that i was dead. When we had exchanged telefone numbers and shoesize, i left for new adventures again.

Hmmmmm....
ok how shold i put this? is it stealing if smeone willingly gives you something? my friend jai is divorcing precious cause shs a lying bitch hes tired of all the lies and of course im getting blamed for it because i decided to befriend him... so now im a home wrecker... (now shes accusng him of stealing a car after )altrhough he just bought her a new one... so shes making him out to be a bad personm but is he? would you put up with shit from your loved one who just think of finding ways to hurt you? i wouldnt been there done that and now is putting vicious lies on here about it... Its a buch of crock she does something and funds away to make him out to be the bad guy... im tired of 2 faced ppl who try to play littler mind games and yes i hope she reads this... Jai im sorry if this makes you mad but there it is... give me your iunput my friends what do you think honestly?

Alora On Mossy Bluff Trail
It was 72 degrees this afternoon, and we had an early out at school today. I grabbed Debbi and Alora, and we headed to Mossy Bluff Trail this afternoon. Very little is green yet, but we saw the signs of new life beginning. Debbi and I got a bit adventurous on some of the bluffs, while Alora sat back and watched us. She squealed her worry at us, and I really was despairing, thinking I would never get her to learn how to be quiet there. I gave her a task this afternoon. I told her to find 3 things there in the woods to bring home with her. She wanted me to tell her what I wanted exactly, but I wouldn't tell her anything. I just said find 3 things. It didn't matter if it had been litter along the trail, just as long as she found a way to become more aware of what was around her. I coaxed her into crossing a creek with me, climbing on steeply inclined rocks. She squealed again and clung to my hand, but we made it across. LOL....I never realized how afraid she was out there until

Ok So I Thought It Was Over
I\'M BLUE DA BE DEE DA BE DIE DA BE DEE DA BE DIE!!! I\'M BLUE DE BA DEE BE DA DIE..... -dances- Just when you thought it was over it starts over XD I have a blue house with a blue window =O Wouldn\'t it be weird if we were all blue o.O; Not like so black we have a blue haze those kinda people are scary, but like royal blue and just walking around.... Oh god... I remember the first time I heard this I swore to god he said \" I\'m blue and I\'ll beat up a guy\" = I\'m offically a psychopath... I must be... Why am I still writing about this fucking song!?! XD Ok I\'m done being annoying... I\'m sure I\'ll find something else that will amuse me shortly... and I really like sharing these little amusing tid bits of useless information with people cause its funny.

When A Girl Misses You
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hur

Prayer For My Children
There is not a day that goes by That I don't think of you Not a day that I don't cry I miss your sweet sweet hugs Hearing you call me mommy Yes I miss your little Tugs I wish i could hold you tight Give you a soft and tender kiss And to tuck you in for the night We'll be together, my children, again Just pray hard to Our Lord Above This for my children I pray, AMEN Copyright ©2006

I'm Bored!
I'm new here and it's really confusing as hell. I'm bored and I wish I had a job because I can't stand here anymore since they're going through this bs w/the landlord and I just fell bad about it that I can't at all but listen.

Lost Feelings....
Another moon decends down and another sun rises up and Yet I haven't given up Another week goes by and another year gone past is this realationship going to last? another night laying here wanting his touch so bad yet when he wraps his arms around me It makes me so sad please Lord don't let me cry Another tear wells up in my eye Another fight within my heart and mind Another day of love keeps me blind My soul is not satisfied so why do I stay? Why do I let him treat me this way? My inner beauty is fading away Darkness is taking over my soul He is making me hate myself why not just let him go I love him so much I can't let go yet each night he takes away from my soul I lose a little more of myself with each passing day trying to find reasons why I need to stay Written by: Lesley.A.G

Happy Hour
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How Bad Are You Wanted?
Body: Body: Post this and see how many messages u get.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as hell (4) hot as fuck (5) fine as fuck (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib and fuck (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) id fuck you....twice SEND ME A MESSAGE AS TO WHAT I AM

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK EVERYONE... MY SUSPICIONS AS USUAL WERE RIGHT. FUCK THAT COCK SUCKER FUCKING ME FUCK HIM AND FUCK THAT CUNT. WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS DO THAT TO ME!!!! ARGH I SWEAR TO GOD... I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE. I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT!!

God Its Been A Lovely Day
so you dont want to hear about my good song? and you dont want to hear about how i am getting on with all the things that i can get done the sun is in the sky & i am by my lonesome so you don't want to hear about my good day? you have better things to do than to hear me say god its been a lovely day! everything is going my way i took out the trash today and i'm on fire... so you don't want to hear about my good friends? you dont have the guts to take the truth or consequence success is in the eye of the beholder and its looking even better over your cold shoulder i'm not suggesting you up and line me up for questioning but jesus think about the bridges you are burning and i'm betting that even though you knew it from the start you'd rather be a bitch than be an ordinary broken heart so go ahead and talk about your bad day... i want all the details of the pain and misery that you are inflicting on the others i consider them my sisters and i'd like their numbe

Want Ur Pic Pimped?
ok well, since i started doing this, i havent been gettin many volunteers to let me pimp out their pic or pics......so i have very few pics of other people and a shit load of my pics pimped out...so if ur interested, i can do just about n e thing....this is free of charge, if theres a certain type of pic u want, let me know :) | Click to Play Now

Me Through Music...
As I was driving to work, I came to the realization that there are particular songs people should watch out for as signs to how i'm feeling, what i'm thinking, and my general attitude at the moment... i've known something similar to this, but mainly it was based on memories... I came up with a bit of a list, I'm sure there are many more songs that may shed light to my mood as of current, but for now, this is it... ~ Thrice - Deadbolts, STP - The Big Empty: I feel like driving REALLY fast. ~ Authority Zero - One More Minute, anything by Green Day or The Offspring: I'm reminiscent, I'll be a little happier when i'm done. ~ Rockapella - For The Longest Time: I'm thinking of Erika. ~ 3 Doors Down - Here By Me, 3 Doors Down - Here Without You I'm missing her and I feel we're not doing too well, but I pray it passes. ~ Incubus - I Miss You I'm right next to her, but it's not close enough and I still miss her. ~ Revelation Theory - Over The Line I'm cont

Be Careful Of What The Fuck You Ask For
Ya'll may remember a few days ago I was lamenting about how I wished I was fine…. Like "Damn, who is that dude?" fine. And the natural extension........if not actually the root......of this fleeting desire was that I wanted to know what it's like to be approached and/or propositioned by women in random places for no other reason than the very sight of me makes her panties sticky. Well…. be careful what the fuck you ask for… Before I start, I don't even want to convey the impression that I'm suddenly the shit and have become Mr. Desirable… 'cause that couldn't be further from the truth. I'm still pretty much that average nigga that is easily overlooked in a room of crowded muhfuckas. I mean, just a day or two ago I wrote about my belly girth and shit! And just how sexy can a dude who lost his dizzle after stepping out the shower be??? Exactly. But, with that said, I got a taste of what it's like on the other side of average… and dude…. it ain't pretty…

P.s On The Ketones
dr also mentioned it has nothing to do with what I am eating why my diabetes is just fucking me over, it has to do with my pancreas not working properly if at all. and my body at times rejects the insulin I take. so the biggest step for me is the pump which will force my body to take the insulin. i may have to take anti-rejection tabs to help... anyways im going for now. goodnight x2.

What If ( Poem)
I sit twisting my mind turning it around as though in a drier. Considering nothing, But grasping all Seeing my heart, and ready to bare my soul To give and take to love and cherish to turn the world for a touch of heaven, but I step away and gather myself. Searching the confines of a still beating heart wondering poundering wishing and waiting wanting so much, but not wanting to be turned away. These fears they come like awaiting nightmares Loneliness waits like a hunger lion at the gate, But courage have I. I will strive to win Win a heart and that love for " nothing ventured is nothng gained" You only learn for the things at hand. Take that shot in to the dark give a chance to a freqent broken heart. Because if you just think about it all that shall be left. Is one simple question, and thats what if?

Don't Miss It That Much
I miss the love that we shared. I miss having someone tell me they cared. Its not you I miss though Even though I'll never let it show. I dont miss the way you kiss, Nor the way you used your fists. I dont miss the guilt trips, Nor do I miss your loose lips. I never could trust you You never could be true. I could tell you that I Miss you, but it would be a lie. No matter how much I want love I will settle for a hug From someone who actually cares, But not you, so dont you dare! I can put on a show for your friends Just remember, everything ends. So watch me walk away You cannot make me stay. I am breaking the circle of pain There is nothing left to gain. I am breaking free from you. Be sure you know, I won't miss you.

Announcement!
I'm so excited!! Spread the love, my friends/family/fans! Sweet Pea, my newest add, is my niece Sarah and those little sweethearts are the twins who are my greatnieces!! Sarah and I share a special bond - she tends to be alot like her Auntie M, very adventurous and tends to get into trouble occasionally, lol! Love her to death! So spread the love, my friends! By the way Sweet Pea, what happens at CherryTAP, stays at CherryTAP, lmao! Welcome, and enjoy!

So
a needle pulling thread sewing my mouth shut maybe i should write maybe i should talk maybe i should stack some words to help get you people off or amuse you with how i'm constsntly pissed off because you know its such a blast being me eating shit and calling it peaches and cream handing my ass away to all because everyone is better then me and i know what makes me laugh is not acceted as hillarity i'm tired again the joke's on me everytime i say "sleep is for the weak" because i can't see straight i drop everything i'm wound up tighter then a smaller then average cock-ring forced on a horse "i hurt myself today, to see if i still feel" but it turns out i don't but i am quick to heal the change-overs are becoming too far and few between i don't really like the gods that are getting time with me i think it is high time for a really bad feed i just hope none of my food can smell the shit stuck in my teeth

Government
should the state local or federal government be able to tell you what you can do in your own home. (a tennessee senator is tring to pass a law that would limit what people can do in there homes whether it be apartments or homes.)should they be allowed to do this or is this 1 more step toward comunism in the us.?

February 24, 2007: Kraft Singles
A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as [cheese]. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods) Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me

Freindship
The weave of romance, friendship and love Always alive, moving with the two Their hopes and sharing The strength and warmth Each can give Each can be free And then the play unfolds When each can Live for the other Nurturing and inspiring Only the problems unforgiven Could end . . . The rainbows and real fun The times outdoor and flush With each other and breezes The light fills both lives A beach is the edge of their one heart The sky the cover of the naked Excitement and delight In giving Giving Giving If it isn't giving It isn't living

Being Dominant 1
personal view by Hans Meijer Oke, let me give this a shot. Disclaimer first, all of this is MY opinion and works for me. Others may think and feel different. Is being Dominate a natural thing for you, part of your personality, something you don't have to think about? To me it is natural and always has been, ever since I was six or so years old (not that I knew what to call it or what to do back then). And from what I have learned over the years is that "learning to be dom" is impossible if the basic emotions (albeit maybe latent) aren't there, It is an important part of my personality in the sense that I enjoy taking risks (and I consider domming first of all taking risks - risks as in bringing your relationship to the edge). And I AM an adrenaline junky, not just in my sex life but basically in everything. Or is it something you have to think about doing, and work at? It is something I have to work on, but not in the sense that you are (I think) talk

Please Read The Following:
Please read the following: The material on this site may be sexually explicit and/or of an adult nature, including but not limited to bondage, sadomasochism, dominance and submission, nudity, fetishes and other related subjects. Any of these may be offensive to some people. This site contains information that is intended strictly for adults. Before you pass judgment about me or the lifestyle i have chosen to follow , here are some things you should know . . . Participants in our lifestyle find themselves more balanced by their chosen "alternative" way of living. An alternative lifestyle can evolve and become a subculture or even a Counterculture. Wikipedia explanation for 'counterculture' By continuing beyond this point You agree to the following: · You are aware of and acknowledge the adult and possibly offensive nature of this site as described above. · You are an adult, 21 years of age or older. You indicate your acceptance of this restriction. · You a

Waves Goodbye
Waves crash by morning but I'll be long gone. While you're still snoring Gone, by the break of dawn. You'll never see me again. It's past time to let me go. I've given the wheel a final spin. More for luck than show. Decisions will be made, hearts will be broken. The final hand has been played and your heart has spoken.

Q&a About Me
1. Initials: AGA 2. What is your favorite thing to wear? Big Dog shirts and lounge pants or My Riding Leathers 3. Last time you kissed someone: A while!!!! 4. For or against same sex marriage? Dont care! 5. I say Shotgun, you say: hunting 6. Last person you hugged? Zac 7. How many U.S states have you been to?: 38 8. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: 4 9. Name something you like physically about yourself: my eyes 10. Who is your best friend? Eric 11. Why are you still up? I dont sleep that well 12. Who/What made you mad today? no one 13. Favorite type of Food? Italian 14. Favorite holiday? There isnt a good holiday 15. Do you download music: sometimes 16. Do you care if your socks are dirty? nope 17. Would you date the person who posted this? Cant... she is taken 18. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? no 19. Do you love anyone? yes 20. Do you like Bush? depends on your definition

Xing Survey.
personal/random [x] i'm older than 15 [ ] my birthday is in the summer [ ] my parents are still together [ ] i'm younger than 15 [ ] i love going to school [ ] i actually hate one of my own friends [ ] i'm in high school [ ] i have a job [ ] i have a boyfriend/girlfriend [ ] i love orange juice [ ] i think i'm ugly [ ] i have a lip ring [ ] i love to dance [ ] i hate people of my own sex [ ] i am lactose intolerant [ ] i am a virgin [x] i am not a virgin [x] i love to sing [x] i can bake [x] i believe in ghosts [ ] i am scared of the dark [x] i believe in astrology [x] i am in love with love [x] i know how to shoot a gun [i think everyone does!] [x] i am really ticklish [x] i laugh a lot [ ] i am clinically depressed honesty/crime [ ] i have run away from home [ ] i've shoplifted [ ] i've gotten arrested [x] i have lied to my parents about something big [ ] i have gone behind my parent's back & got a tattoo/piercing [never had to.] [x] i have

Lincolns 1st Inaugural Address
When ever I hear someone talk about what a great president lincoln was it makes me sick! Anyone who regurgitates the bullshit about him freeing slaves makes me sick. All you have to do is learn about the man, who never hid the fact that he had no interest in freeing slaves. Why do politicians still envoke the name of lincoln? Because they know you all believe the false history that has been beaten into your head beginning in grade school. If the general public ever learned for themeselves the truth about the civil war, it would very likely happen again. Thats why the govt. controlled schools continue to support the lie about slavery. I really feel sorry for blacks who believe in lincoln, they think he and the north cared so much for them that they would invade and kill for them? Blacks where republican pawns after the war and thats where the real hatred for them began in the South. I know history is boring and doesn't matter to most people on here but please read this and do your own r

Untold Secrets
A minds capture, rapture of thought Feelings concealed so you thought Secrets untold, secrets unfold I cant help but think about the lie you told Hearts conceal but eyes reveal Why not say how you truly feel My thoughts are open, true and told My hearts breaks while secrets unfold My soul shivers with fear My eyes water and shed a few tears I can not say what the future holds I can't understand because I am not told Strength against lieing yet heres a mirror A window for me..I see much clearer My love is true, passionate and kind My hands tremble as I begin to unwind Thoughts of you throughout the day I come home and in bed I lay I continue to wonder..searching for reasons I can't help but feel betrayed beyond reason Untold secrets can't hide from the eyes Truth is held behind a blanket of lies My heart melts when I hear your voice I can't help but wonder why you made this choice A friendship is dear to a persons heart Truth was told all from the start Why now

R.i.p. Bvd
The key to life is enjoying its simple pleasures. And you know, there are tons of simple pleasures in life. Like watching a movie under a blanket when it's raining outside. Like eating tomato soup and grilled cheese when it's freezing cold. Like barbecuing on a summer day. Like taking a long ass, hot ass shower. Well, I've just discovered another simple pleasure that I think I've always appreciated, but never quite realized. Draws. No, not draws as in the verb, but draws as in britches… underwear… skivvies…. umentionables…. though I'm about to mention the hell out these shits. Dude, draws are simply fantastic! I mean, really, is there anything like sliding on a fresh pair of draws after getting out the shower?? Is there anything like sleeping in draws between a bed with fresh sheets?? Is there anything like a fresh, perfectly fitting pair of draws?? I think not. Nor should you. There's nothing like a fresh pair of draws. A fresh pair of draws is like

My Man, Bullshit
yeah so I am trying to see if I'm any good at writing rap/R&B song lyrics.... The words flow And god knows I just want you I just need you I just want you to be mine always Walking down the boulevard God knows this road’s been hard But here we are, both Hand in hand I’m yours and you’re my man Can’t see me without you You know I wont doubt you I got you, and you got me Always, down for my baby They talk their shit Start ramblin Fuck that bitch Just want my man

News
Ok...many of you know I am currently doing what I have to to get in the Marine Corps. Well I weighed on a buddies scale...and then I called my recruiter. I went to the office and weighed in at 184 1/5lbs. I had to be down to 185. So tomorrow Im gonna meet with my recruiter and update the paperwork...re-take the ASVAB...and go to the hotel. Then Wednesday Im gonna go weigh in officially. If I pass everything...Im then a Marine Recruit. Thanks for the "Support" you guys have given. Anywho...im off of the net for a couple days...yea for me.

Change
I don't like the person and the look on the outside, I'll try and aim for change though I won't run and hide. Chop, chop slice and away the hair'll go, next is the side burns, yep they got to go. I'll change my look, hopefully I'll look better that way.

The Blocking
I have noticed a few things on Cherry Tap one thing this is supposed to be a site fr Adults, But I have a question Where are the Adults ? Well, instead of saying I would rather not talk to you or have you as a friend you do the Childish thing OH MY and thats called the blocking of a person real mature. Thats a good way to show the Adult in you. Pretty pathic if you ask me. I think as Adults you would have grown out of the lies you had as a child.As a child I would expect you act like a child but as an ADULT DON'T YOU THINK IT IS TIME TO GROW UP ? If you have to block someone and mak them feel bad you are a scum sucker. Becasue as a result you make the other person feel bad as though they did something wrong which in fact it is not the person you blocked it is YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GROW UP!!!! It does not take much to let someone know you have no interest in them. I am sure as an ADULT they would understand. Pathic LIES ,USING OTHERS ,ECT . PLEASE JUST GROWN UP. NOT A HARD TASK PEOP

Nicest Tattoo Contest Now Open!
~~ Best Tattoo on CT Contest ~~ Tattoo's of Backs, Legs, Arms, Chest any kind of tattoo's i need. Send me ur pics to my inbox and i will add u to the contest. Contest will start on 2/28 thur 3/7 You can comment bomb ur own pic! 1st Tattoo is...... with 0 comments 2nd Tattoo is..... with 0 comments 3rd Tattoo is...... with 0 comments 4th Tattoo is...... with 0 comments Most comments wins! 2 gifts to each winner! Thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! ~*~Maria~*~.....~*~ Angel Family *~~ (Founder)@ CherryTAP

Update On My Strive To Change My Appearance Lol
OK got Weighed and Measured today. I didnt lose any weight, but I didnt gain either. On the good side of it though, I lost 7.80 % body fat, lost 1.50 inches off my hips, and 1 inch of my abdomen. And I guess a good thing is, I gained and inch on my boobs LOL. So my shape is changing, and thats a good thing :) I can handle my boobs gettin bigger as long as the rest of me dont LMAO! ...until next month when I weigh and measure again tata!

New Contest
NEW CONTEST!!! Okay so a lot of contests have already been done! They are all just a popularity contest. Well I am starting a contest for the least popular picture on cherrytap. That’s right the least popular So here is the deal The picture with the least number of comments in a 7 day period starting 24hrs after I get 20 enteries will win a 7 day blast.

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

Without You
I gave you my heart I dont want it back Its yours to keep As long as you last I have no use for it Without you by my side I also like to give you my eyes For i dont need them anymore to guide I know where I want to go And with who i want to be I gave you my heart And all that is me I was yours from the start Until you left And I began to fall apart Now I am torn Without you by my side I sit and I mourn All I ask of you is please don't regret me Wherever you go and whatever you do Don't ever forget me

Cybor Sex
I just had a thought about cybor sex how can any one get off on it when most of the time your typing. What are people suppose to say awww yeah type faster and harder baby. awww oooo there ya go pull my mouse cord please.

Burning
In the deep burning coals of your eyes".. Burning in You How paradoxical love seems to be! Delightfully so: I stopped chasing love now it chases me And at last I know: Sealed with this sweet kiss love will be my bliss Love will flirt with me when I am busy Make me drop my work and make me dizzy While I bide my time pretend not to see As if unaware of its presence where It hides in plain sight as it peeks out there Love is a wild child absolutely free We play hide-and-seek but love will find me Thank you beautiful friend who remind me Love is always near me and mine to share In the deep burning coals of your dark eyes Earth turns around those twin stars where love lies Timeless true ancient new: burning in you

Please
You turn your head and turn away From what you dare not understand As darkness overcomes the day I turn my heart and turn my hand To reach out in a gesture of Defiant hope and stubborn love Believing that you still might see If through the gloom and fleetingly My hand extended reaching to Find yours tonight that we might touch Across the darkness me and you To arc the spark of life again The hope of love we need so much To get us through this night of pain We feel the light no longer seen And I know you know what I mean By touch we see: come back to me

You Are Loved And Cared For
I don't know what you are feeling but your words tonight say your are hurt. I understand how you feel but I know to the pain does go away. Maybe not all the way but you do feel better. I have been abused, called names, watched as my kids were beat. Made to feel worthless but all that aside, it has helped me in order ot help others. God allows things ot enter our lives to make us stronger. Everythign I have gone through over my life I know God allowed so I can help people. I have learned the signs of drug abuse and the signs of a broken spirit. I still have days to where I feel sorry for myself and then I see soemone worse off then me and my heart goes out to them. You can make this all turn around. I know you can. I believe in you. YOu are the Ambassador!!!! You can do anything you want to do. So DO IT!!!! Quite talking and just go to her. She loves you man and I damn sure know you love her. Quit walling in your self petty and talk to her.

The "demon" Within Me...
Everyday, I wonder "wha's wrong w/me?"...I suffer each day w/chronic depression, constant anxiety disorders, alotta stress, fears, and worries...and knowing it's hard for me to be calm is literally impossible for me. I was once happy as a kid...and now i'm not...I am no longer happy at all. People always say "ehh, its life...get over it."...but i cant...I suffer from a major issue inside that prevents me from having wha I once had. Everyone see's their life at a different angle...some the same as most. But I don't...I see mah life in a totally different perspective as others. Yes, I do consider mah life to be a book where each day is another page written and each major event that happens in mah life starts another chapter, but that's not wha im talkin bout. I consider mah life to be mostly nuttin but a puzzle...I think bout the the constant battles I fight inside, and how i'm goin to solve it. But the problem is...each of mah own issues is a piece of the puzzle to mah life...and when i

~ 25 Signs You Have Grown Up ~
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM! 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the b

Quote For The Day 3/2/07
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”

Forgiveness...
A day of forgiveness is on a way a way of feeling the loss of something something dear and close to your heart your heart won't feel the pain of hurt the hurt that was caused by those around you around you now you only feel the warmth of LOVE the LOVE of those who are true to you true to you are the ones you have personally chosen personally chosen to have in your life forever forever through thick and thin no matter what no matter what I call these dear ones My Family and My Friends...... ~Always Someone's Angel~

Women's Poem & Man's Poem
WOMEN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, Who owns a liquor store and a golf course.