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Iron Man
I had heard such good things about this movie, I couldn't wait to see it. I was never a fan of the comic book, found it boring, but had heard nothing but good things about the movie. Robert Downey Jr was great as Tony Stark, Iron Man's alter ego. Genius, Industrialist, cocky man about town...he nailed it. I really like Downey Jr as an actor, dating back from his brilliant work in Chaplin. Gwyneth Paltrow plays Pepper Potts, his assistant. She was okay. I liked the fact that they didn't go the total glamour route. I thought it could have been better casted, but part of that reasoning is I don't like Gwyneth Paltrow. She's a fine actress, and her average looks allowos her to do roles and be natural in them, I just don't like her. Jeff Bridges was great as his one time partner, then nemesis, Obidiah Stane. It took me forever to recognize him, and you just felt dirty when he was on the screen. This was Marvel's first attempt to make a movie on their own, and they hit a home run

Va Home Loans
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The Hospital Visit
OK just to let yall know this is goin on myspace and fubar so if its kinda confusing thats why. not alot of ppl on fubar knew this but for a long time i was having trouble with my leg. It started in feb. were the pain was just annoying. as time went on though it got worse. It got to the point were i cried my eyes out it hurt so much to walk, i couldn't press in the mass (the mass was on my upper right thigh which was the problem), i couldn't even touch it without being in terrible pain. My friends helped me out alot but even with their efforts it was gradually getting worse. My boyfriend cody took me to the doc eventually (i really didn't want to go but now im really glad he did) and he didn't know what was wrong. I ended up going to about 3 doctors before they found out what was wrong. The one who did is in dallas fyi lol. but yeah. it ends up i had a englarged vein in my upper right thigh wich was slowly getting worse. and for those who don't realize it the vien(s) were getting al

Tune In Thursday
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 5.29.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...This show is ALL REQUEST Night and celebrates our inherent right to goof off! Lord Genocyde will regale you with weirder than weird news from Reuters' Oddly Enough as well as other strange and bizarre stories, facts, and footnotes as researched by Lady Genocyde! So

Lady Spice
Lady Spice by LateNiteFantasy© He looked at life As the enemy Fought it with All his strength And it fought Him back Just as hard Neither would relent She saw him As a challenge The kind who don’t Look twice She tapped him On the shoulder Said “ Hi, my name Is Spice “ So many nights Together So many things he Learned And then one night She left him She felt he’d had His turn He heard of how She mocked him Spice was just a Whore He promised that He’d find her It seems he wanted More He rang the bell And climbed the Stairs up to the Second floor Spice was waiting In her room He’d found his Little whore He left the money On the dresser And his heart outside The door He’d have his way With spice tonight As he never did before

Our Love Is Like A Candle
Love is like a candle With an everlasting wick Sometimes the fire is roaring With desire, passion, wildness, furry, pain, and depression But as a flame it does die out in time While it's burning it has it's times when it's calm and flowing easy Then the flame burns out causing confusion, pain, and tears But it can be rekindled The flame can burn with the passion it once had burned with before The tears (hot wax) burns as it touches your face It runs steaming down drying in an instance But they keep coming, pouring down your face Just everyone please be careful Innocence can be lost People can be scarred But don't make a house for hatred because of one Maintain your respect Don't give in to a feeble minded decision

A Perfect Little Rose
Do you know, perfect little rose How sweet you smell to my nose? As sun shines,and the birds sing Your soft dewy petals glistening I watched you bloom and grow Opening so slowly you know You are a gift of nature to me Beauty, as simple as can be

Godmother Tinkerbell
TINKERBELLMN84 IS WISHING ON A STAR TO BE GODMOTHER PLEASE GO SHOW HER LOVE ALL SHE NEEDS IS 181,168 TO GET THERE!!!! BLING HER FAN HER RATE HER ADD HER CLICK ON THIS PICTURE AND MAKE HER WISH COME TRUE ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ {Please help me get to Godmother!!}@ fubar SHE RETURNS ALL LOVE BACK BROUGHT TO U BY: *AngelDawnKris*Owned By Barrylicious , Armond, & Guidomedic

Put God First In Your Life
I LIVE BY THE 10 COMMANDMENTS AND YOU KNOW NOT MANY PEOPLE DO NOW TODAY SO WHENEVER YOU TALK TO ME ASK ME WHAT YOU WANT AND I WILL ANSWER YOU, IF IT'S ABOUT GOD I WILL BE MORE THEN HAPPY TO ANSWER IT.

There Is
Friday, May 30, 2008 There is There is something new you can learn today. Learn the lesson well and carry the wisdom with you. There is some improvement you can make today. Make that improvement and your efforts to do so will continue to reward you for a long time to come. There is someone who would dearly appreciate a kind word from you today. Offer your kindness sincerely and often, and you'll find your world growing ever brighter. There is a purpose within you today. Express that purpose through your actions and commitments, and you'll know the sweet taste of true fulfillment. There is a way for you to make a positive difference today. Change the world in your own special way, and you'll find it to be an even more beautiful place to live. This day is filled with many possibilities, and you are here now to live them. There is so much you can do today, and now is the moment to begin. -- Ralph Marston

Top Charts Music 05-30-2008
Relentless Radio TOP TRACKS provided by MIZZ B HAVEN TOP CHARTS LIST COMPLILED FROM VARIOUS TOP 20 CHARTS SUCH AS AT40.COM, BILLBOARD.COM, NOT IN ORDER AND EXCLUDING COUNTRY 1. Leona Lewis Bleeding Love 1. Jordin Sparks Duet With Chris Brown No Air 2. Usher Love In This Club featuring Young Jeezy 3. Ray J Sexy Can I 4. Madonna Featuring Justin Timberlake 4 Minutes 5. OneRepublic Stop And Stare 6. Sara Bareilles Love Song 7. Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major Lollipop 8. Rihanna Take A Bow 9. Danity Kane Damaged 10. Flo Rida Low 11. Buckcherry Sorry 12. Chris Brown With You 13. Chris Brown Forever 14. Natasha Bedingfield Pocketful Of Sunshine 15. Mariah Carey Touch My Body 16. Colbie Caillat Realize 17. Jesse McCartney Leavin' 18. Flyleaf All Around Me 19. David Cook The Time Of My Life 20. David Cook Dream Big 21. Usher Featuring Young Jeezy Love In This Club 22. Ray J & Yung Berg Sexy Can I 23. Natasha Bedingfield Po

Promise Of A Great Show This Tuesday
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 6.3.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...Tuesday nights are shows dedicated to new bands' premiere songs and the infamous Millennium Omega segments hosted by Lady Misty! Tonight we premier... not a clue yet.Lord Genocyde will also be debuting new music TBA... and as always we give big shout-outs to Todd of

The Brick ~ A Must Read
THE BRICK A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, 'What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?' The young boy was apologetic. 'Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do,' He pleaded. 'I threw the brick because no one else would stop...' With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. 'It's my br

Woody...member Of The Week#10
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I Didn't Know He Was Missing
I recently had a friend find Jesus in his life. Before then, he was in a band, drank LOTS of beer, and was a regular type of guy. He found Jesus, because his wife smoked lots of pot, drank way too much, and cheated on him a few times. So she turned to Christ to change her life around, and dragged him along. She told him that if he wouldn't do this for her, then he must have thought that their marriage wasn't worth saving. So they find Jesus. After six months, she's there, but not as into it, and he's full bore Christian by then. He got rid of all his Albums from the 60's...yes, original, incredible, and now destroyed. He got rid of his Mustang he was rebuilding for the last 5 years, and now recently, he's getting rid of his non Christian friends. He did this in waves, the first bunch when he just turned. Most of these people were the ones his wife didn't like. The females who she was jealous of, the ones who liked to party, etc... But now recently, he's been on a k

Man And Woman
Man and woman lay upon the floor, With only one intention in mind. Kisses flutter extendedly, As their hearts laced and intertwined. With their self-respect missing And their bodies quite exposed, Numbers fly within their minds, Trying to get themselves composed. They'll hate their deeds in the morning; For impulsive loving is their action. An oldened bliss rises within them, For brash doting is satisfaction. Foolhardiness will bring them misfortune; For their acts goes against regulation. Although it is a modern way to feel, Creators scorn upon their temptation. A sudden gloom arises within, Knowing the end of their bliss is nigh. Yet the thought quickly vanishes As the lovers let out a booming cry

Hey Whats Up?
Just wanted to drop a quick line to everyone and say hello. Miss you all. I'm doing well right now, starting to get caught back up. Might still be a while before i get my computer back, but i'll keep checking my fubar whenever i can. Love you all. :D Rock-Fu!

Contest Needs Help Dream Team
IN A HOT CONTEST ONLY NEED RATES AND FEW COMMENTS ON THIS ONE! STOP AND GIVE A LIL LOVE! WILL END ON THE JUNE 30TH HOSTED BY JOHHNY DEVIL HIMSELF JohnnyDevil@ fubar BULLETIN BY AKAMRS. T ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.

Independence Day For Who?
IN A COUPLE WEEKS IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY COMMEMORATING JULY 4TH WHEN AMERICAN COLONIES DECLARED THEIR INDEPENDENCE FROM ENGLAND IN 1776. WHILE MANY IN THE US HANG FLAGS, ATTEND PARADES AND WATCH FIREWORKS, INDEPENDENCE DAY IS NOT A CAUSE OF CELEBRATION FOR EVERYONE! FOR NATIVE AMERICANS IT IS A BITTER REMINDER OF COLONIALISM, WHICH BROUGHT DISEASE, GENOCIDE AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THEIR CULTURE AND WAY OF LIFE. WHEN LANDS ARE GIVEN BACK TO US AND WE DON'T HAVE TO DO FUNDRAISERS OR OCCUPATIONS TO GET THEM BACK, WHEN THE BUFFALO ARE NOT HAZED AND KILLED BY GOV'T AGENCIES WHEN ROCKS ARE NOT SOLD AS SOUVENIRS ON ALCATRAZ WHEN INDIAN NAMES AND IMAGES ARE NOT USED AS SPORTS MASCOTS OR FOR COMMERCIAL SELLING OF PRODUCTS WHEN WE CAN HAVE EQUAL TIME IN OUR CLASSROOMS ACROSS THE US TO LEARN AND SPEAK OUR LANGUAGES SO THEY ARE NOT LOST FOREVER WHEN WE HAVE FUNDING IN OUR SCHOOLS SO OUR CHILDREN CAN LEARN WHEN ALL TRIBES CAN BE RECOGNIZED WHEN WE CAN KEEP OUR CASINO MONIES AND TAKE CARE OF

True Love
What Love Means to Me... True love is being the best of friends---being able to say and share anything while still sensitive to the others feelings...True love is being the best of friends---being able to say and share anything while still sensitive to the others feelings... True love is knowing you'd rather be with this other person more than with anyone else,and you feel a sense of emptiness when the two of you are apart.It's when you always think of the future in terms of "we" instead of 'me."True love is treasuring the touch of the other person while feeling a sense of contentment and completeness as you emotionally and physically embrace.It is wanting to make the other person happy and fulfilled in every possible way while doing everything you can to prevent thier distress.True love is a commitment to working out the differences that will always come about when two people become one.It is knowing that life will bring pain and sorrow,but together you will support each

O' So Nice
O' so Nice by LateNiteFantasy© Hair of fire Eyes of ice Wanted love O' so nice A twist of fate Her Passion's found From seeds sewn In fertile ground Power given An embrace bound A leather kiss Her freedom's found Hair of fire Eyes of ice Wanted love O' so nice

The Tease
The Tease by LateNiteFantasy© Restlessly I lie in bed, With thoughts and fantasies of sweet ecstasy running wild through my head, The more I think the more I'm awake, Sensational urges and uncontrollable feelings overcome me, My body's heated as beads of sweat begin to cover me And anticipation of a probable moment now clouds my mind. Can I stop these feelings? Do I want to? Alas I succumb to what is inevitable... Bounded and blindfolded I'm rendered helpless, Wanting, waiting for my captor to do as she pleases with me, Tempting me, taunting me... She massages my body with her lips, Every touch feels magnified, Each kiss sends pulsating messages to my brain and my very primed organ. Now I am poised... Poised for whatever sexual tendencies she has in store for me, As she slides her hot, awaiting jaws of sweet, slimy joy juice down my hard, throbbing shaft.... And the air is filled with resonating cries of sheer pleasure and delight, Yes! I scream with passion..

Taste Of Me
You whisper into my ear Sweet things that make me weak, Then you look into my eyes With your mysterious provocative gaze, Causing you to touch my skin To feel the burning of your flames, Caressing me with a love that is real, Then you kiss me... As I feel your wet eager lips Our hungry tongues indulging in their craving, To feel the poison... Of your blood boiling throughout your soul Sending electrify emotions Stimulating pure intoxication, As your hands flows over me; Touching every curve and every part of me... It seems I move my legs apart automatically, As you lift me on the mystical ride While my body you know I will guide, Just listen to our song Making love all night long, The flames of passion, desire and love Is taking control over us, You put your hands in my breast, As I feel a sensation so exciting, When you kiss my nipples with your eager lips Every time you do that, It gets more and more fulfilling Let me feel those sensations, As I feel you

Nsfw Pics?
I have been thinking about posting my NSFW pics but I don't really want anyone I do not know looking at them. What is the point of having them up if nobody gets to see? Eh who knows. Perhaps I will put them up for family only some day. There was really no point to this blog at all. I guess I am just writing down my thought process. On the other hand it is just skin....... and sexual acts lol...... not really that big of a deal. But on the OTHER hand anyone can right click and do what they want with them effectively ruining my career. But on the OTHER OTHER hand (I am running out of hands)Nobody would really want to look at them anyway and even if they did they wouldn't go through the 'right click' effort. I am no porn star. Hmmmmmmm I dunno..... :(

Rejection
My heart is aching... My soul is breaking... Feel no need to succeed. I am woman... Yet still a child... Feelings of regret running wild. I need to feel I belong. This weeping in my heart, Is so very strong. Am I meant to always be shunned? As big as my heart is, You have no room for my love. My heart is so broken... I wear it on my sleeve, God I really need reprieve. Can you relate? Do you feel my heartache? My heart can't take anymore...

French Kissing A Pussy
French Kissing A Pussy by LateNiteFantasy© Whether the French actually "invented" the kissing style of putting tongues in each other's mouths, I don't know and it really doesn't matter. French kissing is an erotic way to stimulate the sexual desires; when one ventures to French kiss a pussy, he has taken this art to an all-time pleasure; dipping the tongue in and out of a wet pussy is a wonder that is equaled by few other acts.

Pussy Sizes
Pussy Sizes by LateNiteFantasy© Don't be fooled By thinking the Size of a women Determines the Size of her pussy. Not so. In fact, A large-built woman May have a small pussy, While a thin-built woman May have a big pussy. This is why pussy Exploration is so wonderful: You never know, and it Really doesn't matter, what Size a woman's pussy may Be just by looking at her. Size doesn't determine the Valuable, pleasuring and Taste of that jewel hidden Behind silk carpet doors.

Lovers
Lovers by LateNiteFantasy© Lovers entwine, tasting the wine. Grown on each of their own sensuous vines. Arms embrace, tongues taste, fingers feel, passion unfolds and the lovers explode. Moving to the sound of their heartbeats, she arches to meet. Holding on to the very edge, not wanting to fall off the ledge. Burning, hot, desire, all consuming, contractions luming. Erupting with pleasure, finding each others treasure!!

Now Hear This!!!
Been around before, but some may not of seen it. FJA > Judge Gives Atheist Holiday > In Florida , an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter > and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the > discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations > afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists > had no holiday to celebrate. > The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long, > passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and > declared "Case dismissed!" > The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, Your > honour, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have > Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom > Kippur, and Hanukkah. Yet my client and all other atheists have no such > holiday!" > The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously your > client is too confused to even know ab

Flood Around Me
Here recently my town and a few others was hit by a flash flood ... thankfully all of us are safe of my family n friends ... as to date 3 were killed that I know of in Indiana ... Our neighbors got way worse than we did by far , we are very thankful ... If you would like to see what it looked like I have video's in my stash that a neighbor took & people created around town as well .

My Dad
I know that most of you will think that this is stupid but it isn't. My father passed away four years ago today. I am still not over it. He was the one who taught me how to care for people and to treat people the way I would like to be treated. He never looked down on people because they were different. I miss him greatly every single day of my life. I miss his advice the most. Since his passing my life has been on a downward spin cycle that I'm finding harder and harder to pull myself out of. So if you have spoken to me in the past few days or plan to speak to me today, please forgive me for the things I have said. I am just so angry that he had to go. He shouldn't have and he and I both know why. This time of year is hard for me. He died right before Father's Day. He was one hell of a father and now I know that, to some he was a great daddy. As I have learned in the past week: A father is someone who knocks up a ho and just keeps on going. A dad is someone who

Seven Wise Men
SEVEN WISE MEN Seven wise men smarter than shit, decided to make a pair of tits. First was a miner who came from the ground, Grabbed a shovel and made two mounds. Next was a sculptor after being soothed, With skillful hands he made them smooth. Third was a mattress maker who was a bit sleazy, But worked on the boobs to make them squeezy. Fourth came a tailor who could tuck and nip, At the top of it he made a tip. Fifth was a farmer that gave them milk, Coming from the tip smooth as silk. Sixth was a father that burst out and said, "If she feeds the kids, I stay in bed!" Finally was a pimp who said with some spit, after licking and sucking, "This is definitely a tit!"

Within ( To Someone Special )
Within ( To someone special ) by LateNiteFantasy© Tender, sweeping touch Pleasure's insistent kiss Given and only from you Forever my ultimate wish The kiss more than wished for Evidenced on my face Leaving me melting Lost, all time and place Muscles swathed in moistened pink Of my honey well draw deep Tasting, teasing, loving drink My trembling, drowning pleasure yours to keep Slender fingers grasp into satin sheets Needing to be so much closer to you Lips part no longer able to hold The screams of pleasure bestowed anew Ecstasy explodes, drawn in hue of red Teasing does not subside Honey coats the invading force As raging comes the tide Pulling me under, no choice to go back Screams echo from the pleasured wall Nails dig sweetly into flesh Into the dulcet abyss I fall Wetness, clinging, sweetness, floating The afterglow now comes, storm-tossed Darkened sapphires now open to the night My fingers pull from my body, love-glossed A sigh iss

Thinking
Thinking by LateNiteFantasy© Sometime's I sit and think I think about whether you're about you thinking about me, Thinking about you Thinking about me and if we're both thinking about who loves who more and I say it's me just like you say it's you and when we talk on the phone for like two hours telling each others sweet nothings we just spend the whole day together But still niether one of us wants to be the first to say goodbye So we agree to both say goodbye then hangup on the count of three and ten minutes later we're still on the phone even when we've run out of the sweet nothings we started with We're both content to just listen to the rythym of the other's breath and somewhere in the back of my mind I'm wondering how I'm making it when just the thought of you leaves me breathless

Sex Games From A To Z {q R S And T}
Q & A. One of my favorites, 'cause no one likes a dumb-ass person in bed. It is a trivia game. In fact, you can play an actual game if you like, such as Trivial Pursuit. Your mate has to get a certain amount of answer right or he or she can't get none that night. You can even watch Jeopardy! or Wheel of Fortune and play this, or, if you have been with your mate a considerable amount of time, ask questions about you that he or she should know the answer to. This game can be fun, especially when your mate is feenin for some sex and you make him or her earn it. Recycled Virgin. Both you and your partner take turns pretending you are virgins. You take one night of the week and he or she can take the next one. Have your partner walk you through it and calm your "imaginary" fears by giving you step-by-step instructions. You can act shy and timid and keep pushing your partner away when he or she gets to certain "bases," and it can be interesting to see how long you can pretend not to know

Hello 2
hey every one how is your day going mine i cant quite say i wish iknew what was up but any way i thought id post my fav quote that i seen on a vid thought id share it. Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.

Keep In You Prayers
Ok so here it is people, you see this candle burning strong all over fu?? well this is a silent prayer going out to a special little girl Mya! Her Mother and Grandmother are going through a hard time right now and this is a way of us showing our support to much loved friends! Mya's father is the reason for all this, He is a disgusting,cruel man, who deserves.. well i cant even say what he deserves He has admitted to abusing Mya. He was charged with a class X felony for aggravated assault to a child. He is looking at 6 to 30 years in prison. His bond was set at $500,000. The monster had caused bleeding and swelling on her brain, multiple fractures to her ribs, bruising to her pancreas, and fractures to both of her legs. Baby Mya is doing better now, although the doctors say she may have hearing, vision, and/or learning disabilities. Lets pray for the best, and hope she makes a speedy recovery!! & lets all hope and pray for that sick bastard to get what he deserves!!

Lmmfao
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?' 'Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

Tag You're It
Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose at least 5 people, listing their name. Don't forget to leave a comment with them, that says "you're it". You cant tag the person that tagged you. 1.my favorite color is pink 2.i wash my hands a lot 3.i love shoes 4.i hate snot 5.i like jagermeister 6.i shave my legs everyday 7.i am an asshole 8.i am brutally honest 9.i have very few friends b/c i'm an asshole 10.no matter where i go i make a plan to get out if something happens

Poetry
this is my poetry... all older stuff... it's typed from oldest stuff to newer... enjoy... or not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "my siren" entering my dreams/her beautiful mouth sings/looks of a goddess/she's my siren/light freckled skin/eyes of the rain/two-tone hair/all dark clothes/she's my dark beauty/my siren/wings of the dark angel/a body of Marilyn/she sings into the night/she screams into the night/our mouths almost touch.my dark beauty/my siren. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "my siren II" if I could, I would hang/on her every word/if I could, i would memorize/every line on her face/if I could, I would get lost/ in the color of her eyes/if I could, I would need her/to wrap me in her wings/if I could, I would sing/my heart out just for her/if I could, I would/love her/My siren/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "To You" /You see, I had the rain recorded/And if I sat real still/I could feel it fall upon me/So soft it

Lies Lies Lies
I try to trust, I try to care, Now I can't, There's emptiness there, Once my heart was, Now there's nothing, I won't let life hurt me, I stay locked inside, I keep to myself, I do have my pride, So many tears fell, And life hasn't been going well, But still I am here, Trying to go on, Guess I'll have to make it, from here on out ALONE!!!

Dmn I'm Still A Prett Bitch That Will Do Anythig For Crack!!!! Wtf!?????!!!!
fairly amusing game get involved those who have nothing better to do! Take the first letter of your first name A-Boyish B-Gorgeous C-Pretty D-Popular E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded j-Emotional K-Beautiful L-Fabulous M-Slutty N-Preppy O-Hot P- amazingg Q-Punky R-Hot S-Sexy T- Very Sexy U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Hott X-Bitchy Y-Under-appreciated Z-Over-appreciated Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name): A-beauty queen B- Babe C-Bitch D-Obsesser E- God (ess) F-Retard G-Queen/ King H-Slut I-Girl J-Goth K-Nerd L-sex god M-Sex machine N-Alcoholic O-Geek P-Skank Q-Crackwhore R-pornstar S-Prince (ess) T-Whore U-Cry Baby V-Jackass W-Punk X-Scaredy-cat Y-Coward Z-Chocoholic This is funny!! Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing: Red- Who's Good With My Hands purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7 Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You Gr

My Tale Of A Crazy Moth And How My Rice Krispies Tried To Take Over The World (pt 1)
Today began wonderfully. A little white moth was flitting by my head as I went into the kitchen to fix myself some breakfast. Now I did not register the meaning of the moth's presence until, half way through eating a bland bowl of rice krispies, that I noticed there was something a miss. Sometimes rice krispies have little burnt brown pieces of puffed rice floating around with all the other normal pieces of puffed rice. While chewing on a good sized mouthful, I noticed that one of the pieces of rice had wings and was trying to crawl out of my bowl. After blowing a good portion of my milk sopped cereal out of my nose I gleefully drownded the bastard young moth, before turning away from the table to see where the demon spawned mother had fled to. As my eyes scanned the room I began to sweat, the room felt hotter than a cuisinart full of toads. Poison. The bastards probably filled each piece of puffed rice with some kind of biological toxin i

A New Plan
A new plan for my life. I always repeat myself over and over again. "I am going to change." "I sware I will do it tomorrow." "I know what I am doing.' The truth is I have not changed, I never did it and no I do not know what I am doing. I am stumbling down the road that has been given to me. I make things harder on myself. I loathe everything about myself and I hate to work. I am never going to get anywhere this way. I know this, yet I never and have never fone anything to fix it. I want my parents to be proud of me. I want to have knowledge. I know I have common sense and good judgement. I mean I have never smoked pot in my life and have never driven drunk. I have never commited a felony or been expelled from school. I have never even attended a rave or wild party. As much as I would like to it seems I havent been to a club either. I have a dream. Though there are circumstances in my life that will seem to hold me back,. It is working. I am going blind. I have had five per

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The Other Man Through years of love my eyes see you Locked on visions of romance Upon idols of dreams In my arms I fling you skyward Always together Two hearts are one But forever can be as the seasons We have entered our fall The air turns colder The man I knew vanishes and falls Like a leaf from the tree with so much effort You are my winter You are the snow of emotion You blanket my heart with distance Do the years mean nothing? We have shared all.....remembered nothing? I do not know you..... I do not like you..... I yearn for the other man.... Just once more....please....

My Dearest Friend...
My Dearest Friend, you are always with me. We eat, drink and breathe as one. We walk through the wooded lane and share the cold bite together. You are my constant companion, and are here to never let me forget that she no longer loves me. That She no longer wants me. That we are we, no more. So dear friend, place your hands into my chest and hold open the empty space were a heart used to beat. Close the drapes and shut out a world that is no longer important. Pull up a chair and teach me of loneliness and pain. You will never leave me, my dearest friend. Of that I am certain.

It Is Over :(
Memories (It is over) We were friends BUT know we are not.. We were like sisters What Happened??? Sometimes I have no clue BUT then I know What went wrong I moved and left you You met new friends... It seems like we just Have our memories Of each other anymore You told me I need to be A better friend to you Maybe you are right... BUT then I realize That I have been a good friend 12 years and you have not Came to see me once 12 years...... not once I realized that our friendship Is over and that makes me very sad When all the bad stuff Happened to me you were There for me I am sick of you holding that over my head I cant take it anymore A friend does not do that This is so hard to do I love you more then anything BUT girl I got to say GOOD-BYE.... I will always love you But I can not do this anymore So I am saying good-bye

I's A Brave Boy
There was a man in my backyard last night, he woke me up with a crash, and I shouteded at him and he ran away, and I went outside in my pyjamas to try and catch him. I kinda wanted to do a violence on him, but he had gone.

Listen To Me Dj
I will be DJ'ing Saints & Sinners Lounge Tuesday-Thursday every night 10-12pm (or 8-10pm depending on where you live) SO STOP BY TO LISTEN TO ALL OUR DJ'S AND DEFINITELY JOIN. I WILL LOVE YA FOREVER. I WILL PLAYING A LOT OF OLD SCHOOL ROCK & NEW ALTERNATIVE MUSIC. AC/DC LED ZEPPLIN GODSMACK ATREYU RAMMSTEIN DISTURBED DROWNING POOL NINE INCH NAILS REV THEORY KORN.............AND MORE. YOU GET THE PICTURE IT WILL BE A BLAST!

Re: Reporter Detailscovert Funding Of Terrorists In Iran
RE: Reporter DetailsCovert Funding Of Terrorists In Iran ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 30 Jun 2008, 21:44 Reporter Details Congressionally Approved Covert Funding Of Terrorists In Iran Award-winning journalist Seymour Hersh has detailed a move by the Bush administration, with Congressional backing, which represents a "major escalation" in covert military operations aimed at destabilizing the Iranian leadership. http://www. infowars. net/articles/june2008/300608Iran_Covert. htm

Pull My Heart
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What I Ve Done - Linkin Park
Music Video:WHAT I VE DONE (by Linkin Park) In this farewell There’s no blood There’s no Alibi ‘Cause I’ve Drawn Regret From the truth Of a Thousand Lies [Pre-Chorus:] So let Mercy Come And Wash Away What I’ve Done [Chorus:] I'll face myself To Cross out what I’ve Become Erase Myself And let Go of What I’ve done Put to rest What you Thought of Me While I clean this Slate With the Hands of Uncertainty [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] For What I’ve Done I start again And whatever pain may come Today this ends I’m Forgiving What I’ve Done!!! [Chorus] What I’ve Done Forgiving What I’ve Done

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Lines from a Foolish Male Poet by LateNiteFantasy© Lines from a Foolish Male Poet, Praising a Female Poet's Excellent Lines You wear your talent like your beauty—simply, unadorned, as it needs no adornment—for its true worth is in form and elegance and fine subtlety. Your phrasing is exact and reflects your cool intelligence and mastery of verse. "Cool" not as cold, as your theme is often warm. I mean controlled, or careful, fitted more like dovetail than glove. It's your craftsmanship, not retail, that I love about your words. You build but do not sell your poems. Their surface glows with polish that refines their sturdiness, shows off how well, how solid they are made. My only, impure, wish when I read them, blessed by your grace and style, is that I read them in your arms, kissing you the while.

Blue Ballz
This waz an article published by a health mag online....obviously a female wrote it. Blue Balls Do you know the connection between blue balls and sex? Have you ever heard someone ask you, "What are blue balls?" "Blue balls" is a slang term referring to testicular aching that may occur when the blood that fills the vessels in a male's genital area during sexual arousal is not dissipated by orgasm. When a man becomes sexually excited, the arteriescarrying blood to the genital area enlarge, while the veins carrying blood from the genital area are more constricted than in the non-aroused state. This uneven blood flow causes an increase in volume of blood trapped in the genitals and contributes to the penis becoming erect and the testicles becoming engorged with blood. During this process of vasocongestion the testicles increase in size 25-50 percent. If the male reaches orgasm and ejaculates, the arteries and veins return to their normal size, the volume of blood in the geni

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1)I love to do crosswords...and I do them in ink. 2)I'm a mix of many different nationalities...I see it as a bonus since I can make fun of more than one race....hahahahaha 3)I am far more shy than most would expect from me. 4)The underside of my hair is shaved. 5)I've been accused of being mildly OCD. LOL 6)I am a Diet Coke fiend. 7)I hate when other people take pictures of me. 8)I consider myself high maintenence...and if I think so...then I must be a real handful! LOL 9)I don't usually wear makeup if I can get away with it. 10)Of course, they're real and they're spectacular! LOL

30-day Fu-marriage Auction! Starting Soon!
Cooter's Barowned by Rev. Cooter Each month, Cooter's Bar will be sponsoring auctions. We will have some great ones lined up for you each month to participate in. Our next auction which will begin on: Sunday, July 13, 2008 and will end at 11:59PM EST or 8:59PM Fu-Time Saturday, July 19, 2008 and this will be a 30 Day Fu-Marriage Auction! Thats right...for 30 days you will be fu-married to the winning bidder in this auction. Once won you must: 1. Put in your nickname that you are a fu-wife/fu-hubby to "whoever won you". 2. Give them as many 10's or 11's you can muster. 3. Give them a gift every day 4. Comment them every day 5. Anything else you wish to offer *And if you are offering more let Rev. Cooter know* If you wish to particpate in this auction please do the following: 1. Private message Rev. Cooter by Saturday, July 12, 2008 by 9PM EST or 6PM Fu-Time that you wish to be added to the auction block. 2. With your message, please submit a photo link so Rev. C

Rates Only!!!
Here I go again I went and entered another contest,but this time its lingerie contest and there is no bombing involved all you gotta do is stop by and give this pic a rate thats all just one rate...nit hard at all right? So come on by and rate it and share with your friends Click this link

Big Baller Fubux Giveaway!
Trying To Make The Spotlight...But Way Too Proud To Beg! So Instead Please Hit My Contest Pic With Rates And Comments!I get 20 bux per rate and 10 per comment. So every little bit helps. This is an easy way for me to get bux. So any and all rates and or comments will be greatly appreciated. THE Slut™-Brandis RL Hubby Memorys&Sweets4ever, owned by HypnoticStarr@ fubar

Laringitus
I don't know if i spelled laringitus right, but I have it. it sucks. everything that goes wrong with me happens in my throat. Strep, laringitus, mucus, pain, swelling...all kinds of stupid shit goes wrong with my throat and I am so scared that I'm going to get throat cancer. It's Fucked Up Beyond all Recognition that I've let myself go this long breathing toxic smoke down thru the tube that's called my throat. I had to watch my mom lose her voice and have to use that hole in her throat. yuck. i don't want any of that crap to happen to me. So how come I've let myself smoke for 11 years? I guess it's because of all those thoughts that "i'm so young" (I'm 27, but started at 15) everyone that talked to me about smoking said "wow i didn't know you did." or "but you're so young" even now people say stuff like that. I don't want to be "so young, so young" for so long that I get CANCER in the throat or anywhere for that matter. I'm going to be "so young, so young" until

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Im sure that theres somebody reading this knows what it means when you say "Its time to find yourself, you know, when your mind is playing tricks on yah and its getting out of control. I always say "make love to the mind, whats making love to the mind? you ask,Its when you whisper something sweet in the ear then, then kiss that ear to confirm,and once the mind has that confidents built up then act on it. once you have the mind the rest will follow. Sometimes its easier to fall under that mind control method, when your at a certain age, ladies exspecially us, lets keep it real,lol, you start doubting if you still have it, Im not excluding you men,thats when its time to say "FIND YOURSELF. Or there something or someone you desire desperately, and you know its right but you still have doubts, even thou your heart is saying yes. Thats when it time to say "FIND YOURSELF, and if that something or someone is still there when you do find yourself, then its meant to be yours, On that note, if y

Sex Quiz
SEX QUIZ Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your pay packet and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your pay packet! Q.) How can you tell when a car mechanic just had sex? A.) One hand is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down to make a tire, and call it a goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

Wow Are You Kiddin Me??
ok this shit has to fuckin stop i know that before i made bad choices but i am just here on this account just minding my own affairs and im am getting gifts with threats in them...and the best part is that they are being sent under fubar shop so the person does not even have the fuckin balls to threaten me face to face (well pic to pic) so here is my ? am i just supposed to sit here and take this shit i was dating a girl in R/L off fubar and she can tell you that all this shit about me being some psycho is all shit....if i am not causing drama why keep something going that has been over for a long time..... anyway if you want to block me then go for it...i mean i have lost friends here before but i refuse to have ppl that keep rehashing shit from the past....im sorry if my being here bothers you but the best advice i can give is GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND GET OVER YOUR SELF

So
Now you see not the grass is green Didn't you know that my love was true why did you go you hurt me so why did you go you hurt me so didn't you know I love you so I got a girl And I call her so And you know that I lover her so She went away she broke my heart Didn't you know I love you so Didn't you know Now you see not the grass is green And you knew that my loves was true Why did you go You hurt me so Why did you go That hurt me so Didn't you know I love you so I got a girl And I call her so Cause I know that you love me so She went away She broke my heart And broke my heart She went away Didn't you know I love you so I love you so, didn't you know My pretty so

Rip Shawn Steinmetz
Bicycle collision kills Akron man Handlebar from another rider's bike hits Shawn Steinmetz, 33, in the chest. Autopsy today By Carl Chancellor Beacon Journal staff writer Published on Wednesday, Jul 02, 2008 A terrible, tragic accident. These were the words used by an Akron police officer to describe the collision that took the life of a 33-year-old Akron resident Tuesday afternoon at the city's skate and bicycle park. Shawn Steinmetz died after the bike he was riding collided with another bike driven by Ronald Strieby, 36, of Syracuse, Ind., just before 2 p.m. ''They just like, T-boned,'' said Zack Baird, 15, of Green. Baird sat on his bike at the skate park, which sits in the shadow of the Rubber Bowl, as about two dozen skateboarders, bikers and an inline skater practiced their moves two hours after the fatal accident. According to Baird, Steinmetz was coming down off a banked incline and rode into the path of Strieby. Lt. Rick Edwards, polic

Please Help Me Find My Son !!!
PLEASE READ....MY SON IS MISSING Any haters can leave now and not read this. I DO NOT need any hateful feedback on this. I am looking for any help I can get to find my son. My son Scott is missing. If anyone on here knows him, has talked to him or knows where he is PLEASE get in touch with me, SASSY REDHEAD or MAMA WOLF. I am posting this on his account too so his friends that he has can read it too and maybe give me some help in finding him. Something that I NEVER in a million years thought I would ever have to do with any of my sons was kick one of them out but unfortunately I did have to kick Scott out. 3 months ago everything about Scott changed. Scott has gotten in with the wrong group of friends, he has gone down the wrong road in life. He is heavily into drinking and snorting cocaine now. Anytime he opens his mouth everything that comes out is nothing but lies. I have caught him in so many lies now that I dont even think he knows when he is telling the tru

Randomness To The 74th Degree
1. Do you have any pets? Many. Seven to be exact. 2. What color shirt are you wearing? Brown. 3. Name three things that are physically close to you: Phone, cigarettes, water bottle. 4. What is the last book you read? Just Listen - Sarah Dessen 5. Are you or were you a good student? I was. Then I got into college, and completely bombed. 6. What's your favorite sport? Ice hockey owns my soul. 7. Do you enjoy sleeping late? Not really. Unless I really need it. 8. What's the weather like right now? Clear skies, cool. 9. Who tells the best jokes? Comedian wise? I dunno. I got lots of favorites. 10. What was the last thing you dreamed about? I don't remember my dreams. 11. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes. Been driving for 4 years. No wrecks yet ::knocks on wood::. 12. Do you believe in karma? Yes. What goes around definitely comes around and bites you in the ass. Speaking from first hand experience here. 13. Do you believe in lu

Page 12/book
Battle i started fighting with my mind tring my hardist to pick what to do i needed to find a way to be more free and to get out of my bubble but who would help me with that surly not my mother who just happened to be the one to put me in the bubble not my best friend who was fighting her own demons and just happened to be winning so i was alone trying to be more free when he just happned to walk into my 16 year old life turning it upside down letting me free and yet ever so slowly making it worse and killing me he was my new addictsion and i slowly forgot about that knife that was wanting me but end the end i was not gone long

Wanna Talk Trash About Us? Forgettaboutit!
Jersey people talking trash about us Staten Islanders http://www. silive. com/news/advance/index. ssf?/base/news/1216293308320830. xml&coll=1 Text of Mayor Pringle's message in Belmar Summer Rental News Thursday, July 17, 2008 Staten Island Advance STATEN ISLAND ADVANCE -- In our never-ending quest to keep our summer renters informed and our wider readership amused, we have culled the Belmar police blotter for items of potential educational value to our readers. Which brought us to a reported incident earlier this summer in which two women had a spat in (you'll never guess) D'Jais. Now, if that isn't shocking enough, hold on to your seat: One of the women was from Staten Island!! (Unbelievable, right? Only one of the women? We thought all of the women in D'Jais are from Staten Island.). The other woman was from, of all places, Boonton, NJ, which according to Google maps appears to be a suburb of either Towaco or Hibernia. (We're guessing the Boonton girl was either in D'Jai

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In A Auction Please Bid On Me
Guess Who's Up For Auction??? ~*SexyBitch*~ That's Who!! Place Your Bid On Her Now Auction Starts On Monday, July 14th @ 2:00PM PT Auction Ends On Monday, July 21st @ 4:00PM PT Click The Following Pic To Place Your Bid And VIP bids are welcome as well! .: Brought To You By :. Big Daddy Rate/Fan/Add Him

Transvestite Living
In Berlin again. I am staying in a girl’s apartment, which sure as shit beats the grimy kitchen of last summer’s ‘male’ sublet. The kitchen fully equiped, clean, homey or gemütlich, as they say. Awesome washing machine, wedged between sink and stove, half the size of an American dishwasher, superefficient. Pots and pans galore, of all varieties and sizes, knife block, graters, garlic presses, oils, spices, gourmet vinegars, the works. But you gotta wonder. In the hallway the inevitable early Picasso. A young boy, carrying a younger sibling on his naked back. I always imagined that young Pablo was deliberately, cynically making girly art. But why have generations of women fallen for this alternatively blue or pink-tinted shit? A truly transatlantic passion I had to see defended with tooth and nail by all the women I’ve been with or even merely been acquainted with. In one of the bedrooms another poster-size Picasso, the profile contours of the freshly reproduced nuclear family all re

Why Girls Dont Put Out
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. T

Life
quickly here.... life has been crazy.. my 15 year old got really sick and spent time in icu.. diagnosed with diabetes...... my best friend was diagnosed with emphysema, chronic lung disease and there is a possibility of lung cancer.. sorry i have been absent........ love yas

My Kinda Luck
well,those people that say luck does not exist really need to meet me. i will tell you this story about me in the back yard to prove it. im on the phone walking in back yard,get off lit a smoke and take 5 steps,,well i had a hitchhiker come say hello to me on my shoulder in the form of a black wasp,,so everyone knows try to get it off my shoulder,naw,not my day to have it done right. he/she/it decides it doesnt wanna go,,so its gettng pissed,so i get the bright idea rip the shirt off real fast,,yeah my mistake,not only did i get stung 3 times,i forget my cigg is in my mouth and it rolls up when i pull shirt off and burns me in my forhead,,sigh. so yeah,im dumb and unlucky,hope gave yall a smile.lol. im now gonna go lay down and wait for tomorrow to come...

Tired Of Dating
About me: My heart is very lonely right now. When I am in love, I cherish my partner with all my heart and soul and having the same feeling come back to you is priceless. I haven’t felt reciprocation like that in over five years. I am a real lover and it has to be with the right man. When I am in love, all I want to do is be with that person, share with that person, snuggle, snuggle, snuggle, hold hands, kiss, kiss, kiss (passionately), make love (again passionately and lovingly). I believe you should say “I love you” often. Wouldn’t it be grand if the last words out of our mouth was “bye” and one of us was killed by a bus that day? WTF? I believe racing home to your partner instead of racing to the bar after work says a lot. There’s beer here and someone that WANTS to jump your bones! I’ve seen ALL the personals lately, believe me. The men say “no drama”. Isn’t it funny that some of the biggest ‘Drama Queens’ I’ve ever met have been men. They either pull imaginary crap from

Haircut I.d.
I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle I liked for myself, and I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo. "Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card," she said. "But my husband is here getting a haircut," I explained. "Yes," she replied. "But I need something you'll come back for."

Top 200 Hit Songs Of 2007-2008
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Things Could Be Worse...
I just found out that one of my favorite people, ever, lost his job today, due to downsizing. I'm going into worry overdrive about this. I know he'll be ok financially, but I can't help it. He sounded so sad when I talked to him. It sucks not being able to comfort someone due to miles. These are some shitty times.

Don't I Deserve Love Too?
Tell him that I hate him Tell him that I love someone new Tell him that I don't need him anymore Tell him that he is nothing for me But please.... Don't tell him that I cried when I said all that.

Team 1 Fu-angels , Irishbabiegurl Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~

It's All About The Blood
How beautiful, this dark bride. her tears filled with despair, Caught in a silken web, Spun in her raven hair; Tears of shimmering sorrow Bejewel her skin so fair, and how beautifully she bleeds Into me. It's all about the blood. how I ache within, to taste the deepest, darkest love. The heat beneath her skin. I'll never love again, I am broken by my sins, but how beautifully she sighs, Into me With her every dying breath. I slowly fall apart; but it's all about the blood. Then I'm left here in the dark, To suffer the desperate beating, of my lost and mourning heart oh, how beautifully she fades, Into me.

Team 1 Fu-angels , Indian Rose Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~

Darkness
I'm sinking deeper and deeper into this darkness. I feel like I'm suffocating and noone around to save me. When will the light shine? When will the tears and loneliness end? Is there any truth and good in this evil world? .......I give up!

My Sandwich Isnt Made Right. No Manager? 911 To The Rescue!
http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/subway.sandwich.911.2.787369.html Man Arrested For 911 Calls To Fix Subway Sandwich JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) ¯ Jacksonville, Fla., police say Reginald Peterson needs to learn that 911 is not the appropriate place to complain that Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich. Police said the 42-year-old man dialed 911 twice last week so he could have his sub made correctly. The second call was to complain that officers weren't arriving fast enough. Subway workers told police Peterson became belligerent and yelled when they were fixing his order. They locked him out of the store after he left to call police. When officers arrived, they tried to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. Those efforts failed, and he was arrested on a charge of making false 911 calls. Peterson did not have a listed phone number. === Total fucking douchebag! gotta love Florida

Nasa Moonship Targets Slips
Nasa Moonship flight target slips Nasa has pushed back by a year its internal target date for flying the successor to the shuttle. Agency officials say they are now aiming for September 2014 for the first crewed mission of the Orion ship. This is a year later than Nasa had hoped for, but still inside its March 2015 absolute deadline. The officials say the funds currently available to develop Orion and its Ares launch rocket mean the faster timeline is no longer tenable. Engineers also need time to grapple with a range of technical issues as they develop the new systems. These include trying to reduce the levels of vibration astronauts are likely to experience when they lift off atop the new Ares vehicle. "The commitment date we have made to the administration and Congress has been March 2015 and that hasn't changed. "What we have changed is our internal planning date," explained Doug Cooke, the Nasa deputy associate administrator in the Exploration Systems Mission

Just A Thought
men would be the last people to do vengeful shit like women.. why does money and friends have to cause a problem.. instead of fucking with the husband like a man would do, he would fuck with the wife.. knowing she knows what u know and he thinks she's a pussy.. did i stand up to him at the lake. hell yes, did i back down from his drunken stuper when he was in my face. hell no!! knowing i might get knocked the fuck out, i stood my ground knowing i would atleast get a few good knocks in before or if his drunken ass coulda landed one punch.. money and friends dont mix.. no matter how much u give them the benefit of the doubt.. never ever ever pay upfront for them.. if they jew (pardon my expression) stores outta money, why would i think they would be true to friends.. then once they see being friends with them isnt a bother to you then they start shit, calling and harassing, using their kids as tools to check up on u.. how pathetic.. for the couple who put their sex life ahead of family .

Ghost Mother
I was only 6 months when you chose to walk away you decided motherhood was just not for you i suffered deeply for your actions i couldn't count how many times a step-mom said your just not my daughter. When i was eight i first heard your voice you were telling me u were comming to see me I waited weeks by the window and cried every night over the next ten years i searched for you everytime i found you two weeks later your phone number changed what was i suppose to think i was a child your child and yet i still welcomed you into my world with open arms always telling myself this time was different i always thought that if i could get the first person to ever walk out on me to love me then just maybe i could really be loved when i was 19 i met you for the first time i spent 24 hours with you and in that short amount of time you fucked my world up. you trashed the only constant in my life and tried to tell me he wasn't my father and yet i still made excus

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I was on the phone with her earlier and we were talking about happy hours. Anyway i said, Me: You know if I'm paying $100 for an hour I better be getting some kind of sexual services. Rubeth: Or violent ones at least. Me: Seriously. Violent and/or sexual services! We rule. hahahahahahahahahaha!

Wandering Children By Me
Moments in time lost among the masses we wander seeking signs time moving like molassas people chase, ever onward we race and race but do we go forward? moments lost to time as we contemplate, our choices on the signs, and the divergent paths they insinuate ever the decicions, right or left, up or down scattered visions, too many drown..... continually around times circle we run like mad children trying to cause riples, we the happily insane children

Deleting Account
ok this goes out to all my real friends on here, i have had enough of all the lies and head games so within a couple of weeks i will be completely deleting my account and not coming back. For some reason i expected a little more maturity out of adults but ha the laughs on me. If you would like to stay in touch with me please make sure that i have your email addy and msn or yahoo messenger. If you have just been one of the fools that thought i would never catch on well you can kiss my ass!!!!!! Send me a private message with your email and i will keep in touch with you my dear friends. Life is just tearing me up right now and i dont need all the crap here to. I thought this was supposed to be a fun place to come and to make new friends but even tho i have made a few really good friends ive been severly disappointed by the rest. Hope to hear from you soon love to all my true friends.

Team 1 (revised)
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL!

Yaz Received A Surgery In Boston
Yastrzemski, who turns 69 on Friday, had the operation at Massachusetts General Hospital, where he underwent tests after experiencing chest pains in the morning, said his spokesman, Dick Gordon. Yastrzemski’s family said the triple bypass was “a complete success” in a statement released Tuesday night by the Red Sox. The popular Yaz was an 18-time All-Star and spent his entire career with the Boston Red Sox, taking over left field for Ted Williams in 1961 and playing through 1983. In 1967, Yastrzemski helped revitalize the flagging franchise during the “Impossible Dream” season when the Red Sox went from ninth place in the 10-team AL in 1966 to the World Series, where they lost to the St. Louis Cardinals. And all over New England that summer, kids tried to imitate his unique lefty batting stance, with the bat held high over his head. With calls of “Yaz” echoing around Fenway Park, he won the Triple Crown that year, hitting .326 with 44 home runs and 121 RBIs. Behind the AL MVP, the

Toshiba's Xde Dvd Player: A Threat To Blu-ray?
A new faux HD DVD player could be the latest hurdle in Sony's dream of world-wide Blu-ray dominance. by Lance Ulanoff Buzz up!on Yahoo! What exactly is Toshiba thinking? Not too long ago, the company lost the high-def battle, shutting down its HD DVD business. Sony's Blu-ray was declared the "winner," and everyone seemed to accept that standard DVD was on a slow, steady decline. What we didn't realize back in January was that Toshiba may have been down but it certainly wasn't out of the DVD mix. Yes, Toshiba's now in the deep end of the pool, dog-paddling like crazy with a brand-new DVD player technology, trying to prove that the DVD standard can stay afloat indefinitely. Most people I've spoken to dismiss Toshiba's new XDE (eXtended Detail Enhancement) high-def technology as fakery and a minor speed bump in the road to Blu-ray disc and video download dominance. They're probably right. On the other hand, these upscaling, image-enhancing hybrid players will, at $149, report

Get The F*ck Out!
ok so here's the situation... yesterday I spoke with someone that I felt was truely concerned and looking out for me. I respect that. But looking deeper into it, I believe something was kinda skrewy. I'm still now really sure on the intentions at hand, but maybe they just would rather keep me down and not want me to be happy. Well to fukking bad... I am! I'm in a good place right now, and you wont keep me from it! If you dont like the fact.. then perhaps you should just run off and go fuck yourself!

Unhealthy Control - Warning Signs Of The Non Dominant
By Cerina X (all rights reserved) 1) Controlling behavior due to fear of losing their partner. A) Isolating the submissive from family and friends B) Discouraging self sufficient behavior C) Not allowing any social interaction which does not include the dominant D) Out of control jealousy 2) Explosive temper 3) Behaves like a spoiled child when not getting his/her way 4) Abuses drugs/alcohol 5) Does not take responsibility for mistakes 6) Uses unhealthy behavior to gain control over the submissive A) Emotional blackmail example: Keeping the submissive in a constant state of fear that the relationship will end if they don't get their way. B) Emotional Withdrawal example: Using the "silent treatment" or physically withdrawing and cutting off all contact rather than communicating and taking responsibility for the situation. C) Withdrawal of affection Refusing any/all intimacy as a punishment which can be quite damaging and reinforces the fear that t

She Made Me This Cause My Account Got Hacked And Deleted And Shes Tryin To Help Me Get Back To Level 24
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Don't Forget To Love Yourself Too.
... self-love is an unequivocal acceptance of the validity of getting what one wants--of respecting one's needs. --Marion Weinstein Once there was a woman who loved her husband and children so much that she did everything for them and nothing for herself. She thought taking care of herself was selfish. She never considered taking a vacation when she needed it. She stayed to take care of her family no matter what it cost her personally. Then she realized how much she resented them because she wasn't taking care of herself. So she began to ask for what she needed. At first, her family didn't like it. Little by little they began to notice that when she was relaxed, their lives were more serene, too. It wasn't always easy for her to love herself enough to ask for what she needed, but she learned that when she said no to demands she couldn't meet, she felt calm and centered. Best of all, she no longer resented them for asking. When she said yes, she did what they asked with real pleasur

I Dare You
dare you to repost this, and see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] I'd Fuck you [] All of the above Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know [] hell no Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] Other, not sure yet!! Have to kiss you first.. If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook u

Re: Alex Jones Broadcasts Live From The Dnc In Denver
RE: Alex Jones Broadcasts Live From The DNC In Denver ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 25 Aug 2008, 18:20 Alex Jones Broadcasts Live From The DNC In Denver Alex Jones and the Infowars team will be broadcasting live and posting updates from the Democratic National Convention in Denver.Readers can catch exclusive coverage from the epicenter of the action as the crew document what is sure to be another demonstration of the police state in full flow. http://www. infowars. net/articles/august2008/250808DNC. htm

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****************************** When I Need You - Leo Sayer ****************************** When I need you... I just close my eyes and I'm with you And all that I so want to give you Its only a heartbeat away When I need love... I hold out my hands and I touch love I never knew there was so much love Keeping me warm night and day Miles and miles of empty space in between us The telephone can't take the place of your smile But you know I wont be travelin forever Its cold out, but hold out, and do I like I do When I need you... I just close my eyes and I'm with you And all that I so wanna give you babe Its only a heartbeat away Its not easy when the road is your driver Honey thats a heavy load that we bear But you know I wont be traveling a lifetime Its cold out but hold out and do like I do Oh, I need you... When I need love... I hold out my hands and I touch love I never knew there was so much love Keeping me warm night and day When

I Didn't Know
I feel my heart break as I walk away, Trying so hard to fight the heart that wants to stay. Its a pain that haunts me, Never wanting to leave. Always there to repeat history as the tears fall, Trying my hardest I try to run only to fall. I can hear myself scream but the sound is so unfamiliar, Seeing people all round with similes that I can’t deliver. That feeling was buried when they came to my front door, Handing me a letter that would knock me to the floor. You said you would come back to me, But they took you away so it seems. I stand listening having a hard time believing you won’t come back, Watching my world turn from white to black. I can tell people are trying to comfort me, But its so hard to hear them when I don’t want to believe. I knew in my heart I couldn’t ever stop you, You were a solider and you had to go through. Now I’m a alone with a folded flag that means nothing, When I look down to my hand to see my ring. You were my worl

Ike Pa #3
1100 PM AST MON SEP 01 2008 ...IKE CONTINUES WESTWARD OVER THE TROPICAL ATLANTIC OCEAN... AT 1100 PM AST...0300Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM IKE WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 18.0 NORTH...LONGITUDE 41.6 WEST OR ABOUT 1330 MILES...2145 KM...EAST OF THE LEEWARD ISLANDS. IKE IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST NEAR 14 MPH...22 KM/HR...AND A MOTION MORE TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST IS EXPECTED DURING THE NEXT 24 TO 48 HOURS. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS ARE NEAR 50 MPH...85 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS. STRENGTHENING IS FORECAST AND IKE COULD BECOME A HURRICANE DURING THE NEXT DAY OR TWO. TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 115 MILES...185 KM FROM THE CENTER. ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 1000 MB...29.53 INCHES. REPEATING THE 1100 PM AST POSITION...18.0 N...41.6 W. MOVEMENT TOWARD...WEST NEAR 14 MPH. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...50 MPH. MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...1000 MB.

Who I Shoul Vote
Your Issue Profile: 68% Obama, 32% McCain While it sounds like Obama is the choice for you, he's not a perfect match. You and John McCain actually share some of the same views. Whether this is news to your or not, you have some studying to do. Obama seems like he's the right fit, but it's an important issue might sway you over to McCain. Should You Vote for Obama or McCain?

Math Problem
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge wi

Why Are French Wines So Expensive
I was at a friend's house recently and he offered me a glass of wine. It was a very good French wine, so I wrote down the name and vintage and stopped by my favorite wine store the next day to purchase a bottle. When they told me it was twenty-five dollars a bottle I was going to opt for something in the ten to fifteen dollar range. However, the shop owner explained to me with a chart why some French wines are more expensive,and after he explained it to me I bought two bottles of the more expensive wine. I asked him for a copy of his chart so I could share it with you online. If you like a good French wine and have shied away from the more expensivewines this information may convince you as to why it is more desirable to go for the more expensive brands. See the chart below... Now you know why French wines are so damn good !!! It brings a tear to the eye to see such commitment and dedication...now I know why the cork is sniffed ..!!!

Lost Interest In Fu
Hi folks just letting you know I have lost interest in Fu, I go through this fase now and then and dissapear for quite some time!....so if I happen to go I'm sure I will be back one day. Hugs Lisa x x x

Help Him With Rates
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Me? Sarcastic?
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitude, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?

Which Famous Dragon Are You Most Like?
I am Quetzalcoatl I am the Aztec feathered serpent god of the sun. The Mayans called me Kukulkan. Since my wings are rainbow colored, you can see a rainbow as I fly over head. As a diety, I am important, for I was the god of many things. I can bring rain or fire, am the god of twins and the wind, and much more. Read more . Which famous dragon are you? Take the test and find out now.

Being Sick Sux!!!!!!!
As most of you know, I was diagnosed with Severe Rheumatoid Arthritis in late August. IT SO SUX!!!! Maybe its just me but EVERYTHING seems different. People dont hug you as tight or touch you like they used to, in fear they will hurt you. People dont invite you to special engagements cuz they think "She doesnt feel good, she needs her rest". I am not referring to anyone inparticular so please dont wear your feelings on your shoulder, this is at work, in the grocery store, anywhere I go and anything I do from A-Z......... Again, IT JUST SUX!!!!!! I hate this disease so bad already but God willing I will go to my specialist on the 29th of this month and he will have a magic shot/pill that I can take to make me feel better. Maybe then I can get my life back. I hate the feeling of not being 'somewhat' in control of my life and the direction its going in.......... Ive always been on top of EVERYTHING, always cleaning my home, making things perfect for my husband and family, cooking a

A Train Of Thought
laying there in the middle of the night my thoughts never cease....thoughts of you and me speed thru my mind...memories of things yet to happen fall behind in the passage of my train of thought..steaming along my mind hurtles thru all that would be and things to be...into forever my mind sees her as being happy....being realistic i know that a fantasy fairytale love story is never possible in this cruel insane world that we live in so maybe seeing you forever happy is just a reflection of the happiness i now feel because shes in my life....and my hopes of how long she will be able to stand me and my ways...what she sees in me i dont even really know...maybe its my classic dorkiness appeal...lol...shes great...i love being able to look her in the eye and seeing happiness glow from within...i love the way she crinkles her nose when shes tickled and starts laughing...the intensity in her eyes always hit me with such force that my heart always skips a few beats...i get lost in her eyes cau

Compromising-lyric Sheet-killthecat
I wrote a couple of lousy songs But they were too fast and too cynical You know talking ‘bout shit You don’t get too many friends But it’s nothing and I don’t care And everything just for truth this menace You simply know that everyone hates to get it in the face I just thought “Whatever, they will get what they deserve” But I didn’t know so easy, but you know how to… Compromise, you just accept it You didn’t care what they say Or even what they did Tell me why You concretely Picked up that damned treasure Dropping your honesty Silence! Be in silence I don’t want to hear Another excuse, another apology I’ve got a brainache as you speak Don’t you want to guess what Hope it is not another one lousy song about Compromising, ready, set, go to the right Of having a plane to escape From this plan to decide Guess what: you don’t know What you fighting for And it’s not for your safety But for his own.

Pukindog14.... U Went 2 Far! Racism Isn't Tolerated!
Okay this lil exchange went WAY 2 far! I just got outta surgery & this guy trips out to the point of racism bc I dont wanna R8 all of his pics 2day! (btw, I had took time in the past to R8 all of his pics on more than 1 occasion) PukinDog14...: but you're blocked lazy ass and will be blogged soon!! PukinDog14...: if it was some nigger at your door you would hop up im sure going by your pics...but to rate someone that defended your lazy ass that's differnet ->PukinDog14...: well u blog away if u feel its needed! like I said Im sick! Just had surgery dont feel like R8ing a bunch of pics right now not personal. If u take it that way, Im sorry. PukinDog14...: well guess what you will feel it later!! PukinDog14...: you rated many??? ->PukinDog14...: just not all of em ->PukinDog14...: i r8ed ur pics ->PukinDog14...: wtf 4? PukinDog14...: well figure you will be posted in a blog later as a non-rater

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Well, this labels the month mark. I am back in Texas. I am doing well. I am in love. I am happy. Relationships have never been something I am good at. Maybe I am too selfish, or maybe just too guarded, or, and most likely, I have been looking for something that doesn't exist for a girl like me... normalcy. I strove for it in my marriage, became something I was never intended to be, the trophy wife, homemaker, and slave for a man who, while taking care of me financially, really lacked in the emotional and fidelity categories. I think that was what really fucked me up. When I met Joe, I knew who I was, I was confident, creative, a dark sider through and through. All that changed when we married. All of a sudden, I had to be this pretty little rich girl married to the big shot, cooking meals for 50 people in tuxes while wearing a gown. An arm decoration. Martha fucking Stewart in spiked fucking heels. I lost myself then, but I made the best of it, and, the way I see it, if I wou

Rangers 2-1 Motherwell
Rangers 2-1 Motherwell Highlights on BBC Sport website from midnight Sunday and on Monday's Sportscene, BBC One Scotland @ 2235 BST By Keir Murray Rangers players celebrate Steve Davis' opening goal at Ibrox Second-half goals by Steve Davis and Nacho Novo extended Rangers' home record to 21 matches undefeated. Motherwell started with three strikers but generally failed to create enough chances from which they could profit. In 57 minutes Kris Boyd rose to flick on a long ball into the path of Kenny Miller, who passed to the advancing Davis to shoot past Graeme Smith. Substitute Novo bundled the ball over with 15 minutes to go and Well's David Clarkson grabbed a late consolation. Motherwell made the short trip from Lanarkshire having lost narrowly away to Nancy in the Uefa Cup on Thursday. The hero for the Claret and Amber then was keeper Smith and the highlight of the first half was his save from Miller on 32 minutes. Kirk Broadfoot, operatin

Contest Now Open Any One That Wants To Enter Is Welcome
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The Pants
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." I replied,"Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,"Here- you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you neve

What Kind Of Bra Are You?
You Are a Flashy Red Bra! Outgoing, friendly, and fascinating. You're a charmer, with your pick of the men. But you want a man who's as magnetic as you are. You need someone who can keep up with your all night gab fests! What Kind of Bra Are You?

Blargh.
Today kinda sucks but it doesn't really. lol Let's start. Today is Ryan's bday - that is a happy My bestie got in serious trouble at work - not a happy I scared my mum with my lipring - that is a happy Still can't get ahold of my brother - not a happy My daddy is buying me this skirt i saw yesterday i wanted - that is a happy I'M OUT OF CIGARETTES - not only is this a happy, this is a dangerous thing lol. ugh, i hope everyone's day is going better than mine. Blow - Atreyu

To Someone Who Needs A Clue!
Someone that I love very much is currently being harassed and having his friends harassed by a "person" that he used to call friend. This is the worst kind of treachery and betrayal. She can't let go of him and so she uses deceit and outright lies to cause him pain. Why do people do these sorts of things to those they proclaim to love? Obviously that love was not strong enough to keep her from stabbing in his winged back one of the sweetest, most loyal, loving, wise, wonderful (i could go on for hours here) men that I have ever had the pleasure to have in my heart. I would dearly love to cause this person pain as well. I cannot, as she has blocked my page (nice one) and I do not know her personally. I'm actually quite pleased to be one of the fortunates who do NOT have to know her personally. She has hurt and is attempting to STILL hurt someone that I love, therefore my anger feels vindicated. She truly is a viper. We the wolves, are unable to stand by and let this vicious bitch

Tears Of A Native American Indian
Tears of a Native American Indian The sun raised up in a beautiful haze of pink, red, purple and blue through the clouds. Over the Purple and white mountain tops. A eagle soars high in the sky then darts down fast and furious and snaches a fish out of the clear mountain stream. The stream runs through the prairie at the foot of the mountain. A proud Cherokee Indian Warrior sit on a rocky cliff in front of his teepee smoking a peace pipe. His Indain bride new with child sits breast feeding there child. The Cherokee Indain Warrior looks down into the prairie. He watches the buffalo, deer and elk grazing on the prairie grass. A bear fishing in the stream off in the distance. The lush green forest surrounding the whole prairie valley. A proud Cherokee Indain Warrior who loves all Mother Earth has to offer to him. If the Cherokee Indain Warrior had a mistress Mother Earth was her. He loved her clear blue skies, clean flowing mountain streams and rivers. The lush green forest filld wit

Dj Maha
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About Me
Hi my name is missy.I'm a mother of 3 children 10,4,and 2 years oldI'm a firefighter,emt,and a nursing assistant.I'm 5'6" brown hair blue/green eyes slim bra size is 34 A/B I weigh 145 lbs.I'm bi-sexual. I'm very easy going,i love horse back riding,walking on the beach.On wrestling nights i'm usually watching tv.I don't get into any other sports i can't stand watching nascar or football.If you want to meet me follow me into lounge exotic dreams.It's the place to be.I'm a exotic angel.If you want more come see me and i can see what else i can do for you.Hope to see ya soon.mauhhhhhhhhh

Movie Legend Paul Newman Dies, 83 Rip
subject: Movie legend Paul Newman dies, 83 RIP date: 2008-09-27 09:04:14 Movie legend Paul Newman dies, 83 Some of Paul Newman's iconic performances - courtesy 20th Century Fox and Warner Bros Hollywood legend Paul Newman has died of cancer at the age of 83, his spokesman has confirmed. The blue-eyed star of films like Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid had died at home on Friday surrounded by family and close friends, said Jeff Sanderson. Newman was nominated for an Oscar 10 times, winning the best actor trophy in 1987 for The Color Of Money. In May 2007, he said he was giving up acting because he could no longer perform to the best of his ability. SELECT FILMOGRAPHY The Silver Chalice, 1955 Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, 1958 The Hustler, 1961 Hud, 1963 Cool Hand Luke, 1967 (pictured) Rachel Rachel (director), 1968 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 1969 The Sting, 1973 The Towering Inferno, 1974 Absence of Malice, 1981 The Verdict, 1982 The Color of M

Ello Luvies.
Not gonna be around today. If you see me on i'm mobile so MESSAGE me because I can't respond to shouts when I'm on my cell. LOL This is going to be a fun day, I get to see one of my favorite guys play today so I'm gonna have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! Have a great day luvies!

Louisiana Child May Have Been Burned To Death
Louisiana child may have been burned alive 01:27 PM CDT on Monday, July 3, 2006 Associated Press COUSHATTA -- Investigators believe a kidnapped 5-year-old boy was alive when he was set on fire in an abandoned house in northwestern Louisiana's Red River Parish. "We're presuming that. We're pretty sure," Sheriff Johnny Ray Norman said Monday. Terrence Carter, who was arrested in connection with the Saturday kidnapping and slaying of Corinthian Houston, "has pretty well confessed to it," the sheriff said. Corinthian was found tied to a leather chair. Norman said an electrical cord was wrapped around the child's neck, but he was not believed to have been strangled. "That wasn't the cause of death. It wasn't around his neck tight enough," Norman said, adding that an autopsy was pending. Carter, 26, of the Smith community near Coushatta, was arrested after Houston's body was found about 3:30 a.m. Sunday. The child was the son of Pamela Fisher and Marcu

Ugh
Alright, so it's been one of those days. Nothing has gone right, I'm getting over pneumonia, bronchitis and a sinus infection. I feel like My head is going to cave in. And I just want a guy that will prove to me that they all aren't the same. All I seem to find are the abusive, controlling bastards. I'm sorry fuckers but you're not going to get that chance and satisfaction again. So grow up, move on and find another weakling because you're not getting this chick again. I've grown up, gotten a back bone & know WHAT I WANT. If you can't handle that then ask yourself, are you really a man? REAL MEN (not only wear pink LOL *inside joke*) SUPPORT THEIR WOMEN. So support me, love me & cherish me or move the fuck over and let someone else in that will...

Oh Sarah!
From Newsweek 9/28/08 Will someone please put Sarah Palin out of her agony? Is it too much to ask that she come to realize that she wants, in that wonderful phrase in American politics, "to spend more time with her family"? Having stayed in purdah for weeks, she finally agreed to a third interview. CBS's Katie Couric questioned her in her trademark sympathetic style. It didn't help. When asked how living in the state closest to Russia gave her foreign-policy experience, Palin responded thus: "It's very important when you consider even national-security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America. Where—where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to—to our state." There is, of course, the sheer absurdity of the premise. Two weeks ago I fle

Her~world Needs Your Help!
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Monday Monday
Monday monday monday I like Mondays. Monday means no kids in the house. Monday doesn't always affect if the Kitty is home - as in today he's working for my mom down in Galveston, after they go get tetnus shots - but normally if he works all weekend he takes off. He's working a LOT while helping folks rebuild. Sounds like he may have a gig building fences with some people we know too. Turns out these men are the kind who want to make money when it is available and don't mind hard labor at a fair price. The main guy is someone I trust to take good care of the kitty's best interest, so I am cool with the idea. I am getting to see an old friend and client tomorrow. That means I MUST get this house clean TODAY. It should be Oddette's job, but I still haven't heard from him since IKE. I am really looking forward to tomorrow's appointment. The last [and first session we had together] was shared with my sister/mentor because she has always had an attraction to this young man. This time

Fantasy 1
You have been at work all day, when you walk into the house you hear no noises. So you walk to the bedroom thinking that you might get a nap before tonight when we are supposed to be having dinner with the neighbors. But when you open the door to the bedroom. I am laying there naked on the bed and my hand is between my legs, touching my clit. You stand at the door watching and open mouthed, your pants are getting tight and I can see you move to adjust your hard cock. I watch for a sign then call you over to the bed. I reach over with my other hand never moving my other from my clit, to undo your jeans and slide them down releasing your cock and taking it into my mouth right then. You reach for me and I shake you away. I just want you to watch right now. I start sucking just as hard as I am fingering myself. I am taking it deep in to my throat. My throat muscles milking your head. Because I had caught you off guard you cum quickly, as do I. Then you left me up and turn me over and st

Mistake? Or Not?
57 states What's in the heart comes out via the tongue! From Rush Limbaugh's radio show yesterday..... Hey, folks, you want to tweak the Drive-By Media with me right now? You are aware, probably, that Barack Obama lost his bearings recently and said that he was going to campaign in all 57 states. You heard this? And most everybody chalked it up to, 'Well, he's tired.' You know, this is a Dan Quayle moment. I mean, Dan Quayle goes out there and misspells 'potato,' and we still hear jokes about it. Barack Obama says he's gonna go out and campaign in 57 states! He was just tired, you know, it's been such a long campaign, he's been so many places, he probably thinks there are 57 states. Well, I have here a printout from a web site called the International Humanist and Ethical Union . And here is how the second paragraph of an article on that website begins. 'Every year from 1999 to 2005 the organization of the Islamic conferenc representing the 57 Isl

Why Not To Mess With A Nyer
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081001/ap_on_fe_st/odd_tech_savvy_arrest;_ylt=Amy1Z2I8tLaoZEOc8jb16csuQE4F NY victim uses remote logon to nab theft suspect Wed Oct 1, 9:15 AM ET A laptop thief got caught — after the computer owner tracked him remotely. Jose Caceres said he used a remote access program to log on every day and watch his computer being used, and then tipped off police, leading to the arrest of a 34-year-old male suspect. Caceres, 27, of White Plains, said his computer was stolen in early September when he left it on top of his car while carrying things into his home. His first efforts to figure out who stole the laptop by logging on remotely were stymied, Caceres said. "It was kind of frustrating because he was mostly using it to watch porn," he said. "I couldn't get any information on him." But then the suspect typed in a name and address to register on a Web site, and a few hours later, police caught the suspect. The man was charged with grand larceny, s

Pieces Of The Past
what to do when memories take over your dreams,how can one stop missing what use to be and dream about what could be?ive been wondering this for a long time.ill sit here looking out the window or talking to friends and all of a sudden she walks through my mind.and all i can do is wish i could hold her one more time even though i know i never can.atleast not till the lord calls my number.i guess this says it best... What I Miss Most i hear the sound of gentle rain like teardrops on the windowpayne a priceless smile in a wooden frame beside the bed i stare at the ceilin and talk to the walls i lay here alone and imagine it all as a river of memories rush through my head i can almost taste your kiss as i think about how much i miss your hungry eyes,your satin skin the sound of your voice whisperin the love i feel inside your heart when your wrapped up in my arms so close thats what i miss most i try to rest but sleep wont come my body aches my mi

Hottie Birthdays For October
Let‘s All Stop By And Wish The Following Hotties A Very Happy Birthday ♥PreciousPinkPearl♥2nd Alarm Hottie MemberOctober 3rd Black Widow 2nd Alarm Hottie MemberOctober 6th Lick Me Down I Taste Like Cinnamon (Fu~Angel) **2nd Alarm Hottie Member** October 6th siciliangirl~2nd Alarm HottieOctober 20th ♦ЯøмдлїλпΩĢσđδξ§§♦ October 21 SexyEyes~~2nd alarm hottie ~~October 23 EnglishRose [WISEUK] 2nd Alarm HottieOctober 24 SheSmilesInTheDarkness *2nd Alarm Hotties*October 26 ~BeautifullyBroken~2nd Alarm HottiesOctober 26

Contest
I just entered a comment bombing contest starting at 10 am fu-time on October 4, 2008. There is no time limit, only the first contestant to reach 60,000 comments. Here are the rules! Make sure you follow them or I can get disqualified. Comment Bombing A Must! Self Bombing Too! No Scripting! This Contest Has Monitors Watching And If Someone Is Caught Running Script, The One Being Bombed Will Be Disqualified! My Page Is Set To Everyone, so rate, fan and add me. Please go add him ASAP and then you can help me out! ♣ DjJOHN© OWNER OF CLUB MIXTURE ♣ RECRUITER FOR THE GIT~R~DONE REBEL BOMBSQUAD ♣ @ fubar I will be in a comment bombing contest starting at 10 am fu-time on October 4, 2008. There is no time limit, only the first contestant to reach 60,000 comments. Here are the rules! Please adhere to these, otherwise, I'll be disqualified. Comment Bombing A Must! Self Bombing Too! No Scripting! This Contest Has Monitors Watching And If Someone Is Caught Ru

The Missing Sippy Cups And Other Stories
There was another title I really wanted to use today, something Sarah said on her way up to the bowling alley where the family gathers on Saturday morning to watch their children (in the case of Margaret, Allan, and Malesa), cousins (ditto Josceline, Sarah, and Jeffrey), grandchildren (ditto Robert and Sharon), or nieces and nephews (ditto M, A, and M above with Martha, Mary, and me) in their bowling leagues. As we pulled through the parking lot for Minot State University’s stadium next to its summer theater on the way to North Hill Bowl, she piped up from the back seat “almost get to bowling”. I only don’t include that because I’m spacing on the exact words. Our daughter’s gotten very articulate, especially when she sees someone getting into others’ space. “Jeffrey’s on my potty chair”; “I’m going to help my daddy”; “That’s Daddy’s coffee” (this one when Mary brewed some coffee from one of those hotel packets she pilfered – yeah, like no one else does – when she was out of town

I'll Always Love You
The thoughts that run threw my head, I dont dare to speak. Even to a friend. Every word he has ever said. Stays in my heart which now needs to mend. After promises you said you wouldn't. Then after that I said I couldn't. You broke your promise and left me. Now my sadness is something you can see. I dont walk with a smile anymore. My broken heart is delicate and sore. I now like to watch myself bleed, because I really do need, the "I love you" I no longer get. I'll love you forever and don't you forget.

Cali-florida Chili
Cali-Florida Chili Serves: 6 Serving Size: 1/6 of recipe Ratings Not Yet Rated Read Comments Add Star Rating Add Comments Printer-Friendly Version Email This Recipe Ingredients 1 tsp crushed mixed peppercorns, divided 1 lb boneless, skinless chicken breast, cut into 1-inch cubes 4 cups sliced plum tomatoes 1 cup diced sun-dried tomatoes (not in oil) 1 cup Zinfandel OR dry red wine OR reduced-sodium chicken broth 2 dried California chilies, chopped 4 tsp chili powder 1 avocado, chopped 2 tbsp sunflower seeds, toasted Salt, to taste 6 tbsp finely chopped fresh purple basil Recipe Continues Below Advertisement Directions Sprinkle 1/2 teaspoon peppercorns in a medium non-stick skillet; add chicken and saute until pieces are lightly browned. Combine fresh and dried tomatoes, wine, chilies, and chili powder in large saucepan; stir in chicken. Heat to boiling;

Band Names A To Z
Asshole axolotls Bitch slapping bulldogs Chunky chipmunks Dilapidated dodo birds Exotic eagles Fucked up ferrets Gimpy guinea pigs Horny horny hippos Idiotic iguanas Jacking Jaguars Kinky koalas Limping lamas Murdering manatees Nagging newts Obese owls Puking pigs Quizzing quails Retarded robins Sexy swordfish Tasty tigers Unimagined Unicorns Visual vultures Wacky whales X ray x wings (its x give me a break) Yacking yaks Zealot zebras (look the first word up there might be 3 of you that read this if that, that knows what it means) and I could have come up with something for x but then I would have had to use the internet and betray my creativity so instead I just tossed in something lame lol

Conflicting Feelings
found out my birth mother died today, not sure of what other then she was sick, but still doesnt matter anymore point is shes dead and gone..part of me is glad shes gone because of the damage she inflicted on my and my brother and then theres the little girl who wanted nothing more then to know her mother loved her even tho she left when i was 2..sure she said she did but i never FELT it. still its too soon in my opinion im not ready ...maybe i am and just dont realize it...who knows all i do know is its like getting hit with a ton of bricks ........i know in time ill come to accept the totallity of her death but right now its way too soon......there was so much i never got to tell her so many things left unsaid appoligies left unmade......oh well guess im gonna hafta just get over it now wont i cuz cant undo the past.

T.v.adds I Would Love To See
feeling lonely, down, and depressed. Do youre parents blame you for the divorce? Did youre brother die in a drunk driving accident? Then try the elephants are awsome adopation program. Yes with elephants are awsome you will get one baby elephant who was left for dead after poachers killed the mother for a profit. Raise them from a little elephant until they can swallow you whole. Ask about our pateneted dog spatula perfect for scrapping the neighberhood dogs off stampys feet. Remember elephants are awsome for when you need a friend(or possibly an awkward relationship) Have people you dont like? have some one you want "out of the picture?" Need to eliminate that pesky boss to make deadline? Then look no further than Homicidal Hamsters. These hamsters are the remains of an army experiment gone wrong. (wow the army fuck up no way) These little bundles of "joy" were designed to get rid of osama and sadam they failed. So now that we have wasted youre hard earned tax money on something p

Bitter Sweet Harmonies
self indulging on bittersweet harmonies addicted to pleasure but in the face of pain i writhe with no claim of the sensation that never does better it is clear all that i cherish will not perish the strong blood between my lover and i emotion plays its game and bitter sweet harmonies stand next to last but i beg it will happen fast my mind is steadily becoming perplexed

On-line Friends...
We are all here for various reasons...Some because of boredom...Some because of loneliness...But whatever the reason...It's important to you...A need is being filled... I've seen a lot of mumms lately about online friends and if they really are friends...I believe they are...Oh we can have the biggest friends list on here...And..your probably a lot like me...I don't even know 3/4 of them...But I do have a few select friends that I can really call that...I honestly would miss not hearing from them... I see where people comment that this means nothing to them...That the people on here mean nothing...That it is all fake...But..they are only fooling themselves...Why would they come back day after day if it didn't mean anything?... Recently...I almost lost someone that I consider very special...No...we've never met...But..our connection runs very deep...I can honestly say that my heart would have been broken...Now I call that a real friendship... So the next time you get on here

Climaxxx
ok, we'll start with a slow breast message. licking and sucking gently...working my way down u'r stomach and tickling u'r belly button with my tongue then i'll continue downward licking the skin between there and just the top of u'r pussy...teasing u as i run my tongue around the very outer lips slowly i begin to lick the lips, sucking them in my mouth every now and then. rolling them with my ton i then start squirming around in pleasure oh yesss. now that i have u'r undivided attention; i lick up and down on the clit... faster, faster, till u grab my head and try to push me away it's then i suck u'r clit in my mouth. sucking hard and rolling it around. pulling gently. sucking. i alternate between sucking and licking the clit to doing the same to the lips. paying close attention to the creamy insides, which are now gushing from u'r pussy back and forth from the the lips to u'r clit. sucking, biting, licking.... u realize an hour has passed, and u've cumm too many times to

Rodeo
The world is running wild, with no limit Not many are caring about their body or what they are putting in it With energy drinks and foods with chemicals everywhere Why do we go on living this way? most are going to pay and they are unaware Again walking the dog and checking the mail is not enough To be fit and healthy is more than just eating some healthy stuff As many more die and from the conditions that are caused from their lifestyle Just a few days a week will make the older years more worthwhile When their are diet drinks and less fat on this and that The industry is not the only reason why so many are unhealthy and fat Pain strikes through the veins and arteries It's heart attack or stroke that brings a population to its knee's The suffering I know of even with out the training Time waits for no one and we never know what we have remaining Exercise can be fun indoors or under the sun To live longer is the ultimate prize to be won Stress can make life war

Nasty Men
people really need to learn how to approach a girl. and im sorry the first thing i wanna hear is NOT do you like to be fucked in the ass, do you like big thick black cocks and do you like 4 somes! No i dont like being fucked in the ass thats really a sensitive subject and of course im gonna get upset. 2 i have no problem with black guys been with a few of them myself, but dont be so crude and the more you brag the smaller you probally are anyways. and no im not some slut who likes to get done by 3,4,5,6 or however many you wanna include. I like one on one only! just because i look nice in my pictures dont ASSUME im a skank and well get along fine!

Veteran's Day 2008
I WROTE THIS POEM FOR ALL THOSE MEN AND WOMEN WHO SERVED OUR COUNTRY TO KEEP HER FREEDOM ALIVE,INCLUDING ME. THIS POEM IS DEDICATED TO THEM. "VETERAN'S DAY 2008 VETERAN'S DAY COMES THIS TIME EACH YEAR, IT'S TIME WE REMEMBER AND SHED OUR TEARS YES I TO REMEMBER AND PRIVATELY CRY, REMEMBERING THOSE WHO SERVED SO BRAVELY AND DIED MY HEART AND SORROW GOES TO THOSE WHO LOST, A LOVED ONE AT SUCH A HIGH COST THE BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN WHO ANSWERED THE CALL AND NOW THEIR NAME IS ON A MEMORIAL WALL FOR THOSE WHO ARE HOME WOUNDED AND MAIMED, MY SORROW GOES OUT TO YOU THE SAME YOU SERVED WITH HONOR AND PRIDE I KNOW MAY YOU FOREVER BE BLESSED WHEREVER YOU GO FOR THOSE MOMS,DADS,SISTER,BROTHERS,AND LOVERS, I PRAY YOUR PAIN WILL EASE WITH LOVE FROM OTHERS YES VETERAN'S DAY ISN'T A HAPPY DAY FOR US YOU SEE, BUT THEN REMEMBER YOUR FREEDOM ISN'T REALLY FREE WITH MY HEART AND MEMORIES,AND TEARS I SHARE THIS POEM FOR

I'm For Sale
I'm for auction, the highest bidder wins, go to http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=692584&albumid=1244967&i=455981742&idx=5 and bid this auction can end at anytime I'm happy with the offer! anything such as bling packs,/blasts/HH/VIP status wins over Fubucks.

More Anti-mccain
Myth: McCain supports the veterans. Fact: The Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America gave McCain a "D" on his voting record for veterans legislation. http://www.iava.org/full-ratings-list (Obama got a B) Fact: John McCain voted against a measure that would have prevented waterboarding and other forms of torture. http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=110&session=2&vote=00022 Myth: McCain wants to cut taxes. Fact: McCain wants to cut taxes for the rich corporations from 35% to 25%. Trickle down economics doesn't work, people. For evidence, see the last 8 years. Compare that against the way EVERY income bracket prospered under Clinton. Data compiled from the Census Bureau. I'd post Bush Jr.'s statistics, but I think to be fair we should let him finish running the economy into the ground and destroying the middle class first. Fact: Don't forget that McCain's health care plan would make health benef

"the Wonder"
As days roll by , so does my heart bleed. In agony and in wonder of what maybe. Running down my breasts, let it all flow. Day by day it still grows. Come taste the bitter sweet pain that rolls down my breasts, Indulge in the wonder of what my heart feels, With each swallow it will soon set. Every last drop falling ever so deep, Seeping through my skin, Agony and pain keep. Till the wonder is gone , So will my heart bleed. The ever lasting flow, Of what shall become? We’ll see.

Wake Up America
1. Sen. Obama gives flowery speeches on change and hope. But he's part of one of the most corrupt political machines of all time. And instead of fighting and trying to reform the corrupt Chicago Cook County political machine, he used it to rise to power. When reformers tried to fight it, Mr. Obama refused to help them and actually was instrumental in defeating the reform movement. He preaches a new kind of politics but supports and uses one of the worst political machines in the U.S. 2. He led the battle in the Illinois legislature to assure that born-alive infants would not be treated as persons and would not be entitled to medical care. Instead, if Sen. Obama had his way, such babies born alive after a botched abortion would be left to die, thus legalizing what appears to be infanticide and murder. 3. When he first responded to Russia's invasion of Georgia, he said that aggression was wrong, but the U.S. would be in a better position if we set a good example. Thus he made it cl

Give Out Candy Or Coupons For Halloween
During these uncertain economic times, I think we should rethink the message we want to send kids on halloween. Times like these call for thinking outside the "candy" box. Instead of the same old giveaways we run kids through each year, it is time to teach them the value of a dollar. This means that we should be giving them coupons for halloween instead of candy. They will learn how to make their hard earned allowances go further. They will appreciate budgeting. And don't they have enough energy already without everyone else bombarding them with candy bars and such ? Thoughts ????

Skinned Knees
Im sorry baby i have a bad habit of falling down And hurting the one i love I tend to break down in the most beautiful moments Walk slow with Skinned knees Enjoy hurting myself Before i give anyone else the chance

Wow, Another One, From Diana! Tysvm!
HERE'S AN AWESOME LADY.AND TODAY IT'S HER BIRTHDAY.GO CHECK HER OUT AND SHOW HER SOME MAD LOVE,CAUSE SHE DESERVES IT!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CINDRAGON!! CinDragon~Founder of ClubMystic~CoFounder of T&L~Gunny's fu-BISH~Natural_Witch is my fu-BISH!@ fubar This bully was brought to u by : ¢¼¨¢iana** (NO FAN=NO ADD)@ fubar

I Got A Parking Ticket
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, ' McCain/Palin '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that

Proud To Be An American
IN GOD WE TRUST Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat! . Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax hi

Tax And Spend Democrats
Regan ended with a $200+ budget deficit Bush I ended with a $300+ budget deficit Clinton the tax and spend president ended with a $230+ billion surplus Bush II will end with at least a $500 Billion deficit. The numbers are kind of interesting. Democrats spend much less than Republicans. Isn't it horrible when the facts don't support your preconceived notions?

Tell Me
Tell me Can you express your hidden passion? Or do you live by social direction? Moving with the madness of the crowd Void of sense and self expression Awaken from your paralyzing nightmare Transcend the boundaries to reality Throw caution to the wind be free Unleash the strength within to dare Express your hidden passion here and now Dancing free, a soul without fear No need to hide or be ashamed Now is your chance release your passion The walls of inhibition crumble Past shadows fade and light prevails Like the phoenix from the ashes you have risen Live life to the fullest while other stumble Express your hidden passion

Take Me
hold me tight and rock me slow take me deep and don't let go the music our moans and sighs perfect for this mating dance share with me a soulful kiss tongues wetly part our lips lost in the heat of desire our breath a hot whirlwind aching for your supple breasts pressed to my sweat slick chest hands upon your rolling hips as you rise and fall upon me squeeze me hard milk me dry until we tremble, gasp and cry sweet release bodies flushed warm and spent joined as one

Pissed Off
OK some people are freaking stupid as hell! My youngest son is only 3 and has severe food allergies to milk, eggs, wheat, corn (including corn syrup), fish, shell fish, strawberries, peanuts, chocolate and oats! I was talking about how I didn't want to take him trick-or-treating because it is just a tease for him and honestly he could care less about dressing up. Once he sees that candy it is all over. One lady actually tried to suggest that my son knew his allergies and would not want any candy! Um...he is fucking 3 years old. You tell me a 3 year old that doesn't want candy! I am so irritated because he really can't have any candy since most are made from dairy products, chocolate, peanuts and most all have corn syrup! grrr.sorry just had to vent. They have no clue what it is like to have to watch him 24/7 and make sure he eats right.

Too Close
At the end of the day when it comes down to it, all we really want is to be close to somebody. So this thing where we all keep our distance and pretend not to care about each other? It's usually a load of bull. So we pick and choose who we remain close to. And once we've chosen those people we tend to stay close by-no matter how much we've hurt them-the people that are still with you at the end of the day, those are the ones worth keeping. And sure, sometimes close can be too close, but sometimes that invasion of personal space, it can be exactly what you need.

Never Dream Alone
In the cold, in the cold winter Under the full moon like a midnight sun In the cold winter Underneath the stars Fall asleep with my hand on your heart I wont let it skip a beat In the cold, in the cold winter Hey love, I wont hurt you Night will come and go I wont hurt you You'll never dream alone Dreams, dreams in a vivid slumber We're connected, when I hold my breath You're the only one who knows how to wake me And Underneath the stars Fall asleep with your hand on my heart You wont let it skip a beat In the cold, in the cold, cold winter Hey love, I wont hurt you Nights will come and go I wont hurt you You'll never dream alone I wont hurt you Nights will come and go I wont hurt you You'll never dream alone

Oct 20, 2008 Sbg Of The Week
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 10-20-08 Vamp Morticia Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ To Learn More About Her Be Sure To Check Out Her Questionaire http://fubar.com/blog/242573 This Pimpout Brought You To By : The Sarge (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-09-15 16:44:19')

Check In And Ideas Plz...
Hey bbws i need for everyone to check in with me plz... also i need your help.. I want to do a contest or something fun for the group... if u have any ideas.. let me know.. I'm having a auction for the bbws right now.. but its over on sat.. but i want to do whatever anyone wants to do.. let me know..

I'm "the One Every Boy Needs"
LIBRA-THE Butthole (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. SCORPIO - The SUPERIOR One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. SAGITTARIUS-THE SUPERIOR SEXUAL PARTNER (11/22-12/21) Loves to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. . CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart.Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. A

Ecstacy And The Internet
I figured I'd post some of my old MySpace blogs here. This was about a year ago. It was the transcript of an AIM conversation I had with a girl I know. ========================================== The names have been changed to protect the easily manipulated (PLEASE NOTE: I have never done drugs. Ever. EVER. EEEEEEEEEVER.) : ME i was doing exstacy HER what? ME what? ME they dont test for it ME why, i dunno ME it helps me sleep HER: that doesnt make any sense ME i know, its really weird HER 1. what do you mean you were doing exstacy ME i did x HER when ME pill form ME like 20 minutes ago ME i feel relaxed HER and you do this frequently? ME started like two weeks ago ME this kid down the hall has em HER 2. if you are serious about taking e and you really think they don't test for it, how do you know what the exact make up of the pills you take are ME shit. ME that's a good question ME my man said they were straight though ME and he deals hard shit, so he'd

The Real You
Have you ever noticed that when you finally except people for who they are, that's when they start showing their true self? The one thing I want more than anything in the world is to know people for what they really are. Not the plastic,” I want to impress you", mask that hides their true self. How can friendship ever grow if you aren't learning about the person on the inside but instead accepting the actor playing the role on the outside? I have always prided myself on being an honest person and I have learned the hard way that I sometimes hurt people with the things that I say. Then I stop and think about the course of my life. Do I want to spend MY whole life having people tell me what I WANT to hear or what I NEED to hear? While it is sometimes hard to accept that we NEED to hear things that may hurt...In the long run it helps us grow as individuals. Much heartache and many tears over the course of my life have left me searching for REAL people. So many times I found myself tru

Let Me Be Myself
I guess I just got lost Bein' someone else I tried to kill the pain Nothin ever helped I left myself behind Somewhere along the way Hopin to come back around To find myself someday Lately I'm so tired of waiting for you To say that it's ok, but tell me Please, would you one time Just let me be myself So I can shine with my own light Let me be myself Would you let me be myself I'll never find my heart Behind someone else I'll never see the light of day Living in this cell It's time to make my way Into the world I knew Take back all of these times That I gave in to you Lately I'm so tired of waiting for you To say that it's ok, but tell me Please, would you one time Let me be myself So I can shine with my own light And let me be myself For a while, if you don't mind Let me be myself So I can shine with my own light Let me be myself That's all I've ever wanted from this world Is to let me be me Please would you one time Let me be myself So I

Hold On
Hold on to faith; It is the source of believing that all things are possible. It is the fiber and strength of a confident soul. Hold on to hope; It banishes doubt and enables Attitudes to be positive and cheerful. Hold on to trust; It is at the core of fruitful relationships That are secure and content. Hold on to love; It is life's greatest gift of all, For it shares, cares, and gives meaning to life. Hold on to family and friends; They are the most important people in your life, And they make the world a better place. They are your roots and the beginnings that you grew from; They are the vine that has grown through time to nourish you, Help you on your way, and always remain close by. Hold on to all that you are; and all that you have learned, For these things are what make you unique. Don't ignore what you feel and what you believe is right and important; Your heart has a way of speaking louder than your mind. Hold on to your dreams; Achieve th

Woke Up With Stomach Pain Ugh*
Where was the FIRST TIME you ever saw the person you like? blehhh Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Yes. Are you over your past? not completely Has anyone disappointed you recently? Yes. What are you listening to at the moment? Beautiful People ~ Marilyn Manson Do you plan on moving within the next year? that would be very nice Are you a morning person or a night? Night. Are you a forgiving person? depends on what its about What's annoying you right now? People. Persons. Humans. Does it take a lot to make you cry? Not really. Would you rather go to a baseball game or a football game? Football When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? Last night... this morning... probably later too Do you believe in true love? right now... I have no fuckin i

The Outsider - A Perfect Circle
Help me if you can It's just that this, this is not the way I'm wired So could you please, Help me understand why You've given in to all these Reckless dark desires You're lying to yourself again Suicidal imbecile Think about it, put it on the faultline What'll it take to get it through to you precious I'm over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this Such a mess. Why would I want to watch you. Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time What's your rush now, everyone will have his day to die Medicated, drama queen, picture perfect, numb belligerence Narcissistic, drama queen, craving fame and all its decadence Lying through your teeth again Suicidal imbecile Think about it, put it on the fautline What'll it take to get it through to you precious Go with this, why do you wanna throw it away like this Such a mess. Why would I wanna watch you... Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time What's your rush now, everyone will have his da

Praying For Election Day Miracles
Praying for Election Day miracles Religious Americans turn to a higher power on the candidates' behalf The Associated Press updated 5:50 p.m. CT, Sat., Nov. 1, 2008 They're fasting on the steps of the Florida Capitol, hoping God will hear their pleas to put an abortion opponent in the White House. Prayer warriors will staff the get-out-the-vote command center Tuesday at Ebenezer A.M.E. Church in Fort Washington, Md. A rabbi is distributing a prayer to be said in the voting booth. Prayer circles are seeking courage and protection for Barack Obama and his family. The faithful are busy as Nov. 4 nears. While politicians are making their final pitch to voters, religious Americans from across the political spectrum are appealing to a higher power on the candidates' behalf. "We have just days to pray that someone who upholds the sanctity of life and marriage between one man and one woman will win," said Pam Olsen, co-pastor with her husband of the International House of Pra

Drunk Tank #1
THE DRUNK1 ON CAM??? WTF? HE ACTUALLY OWNS ONE OF THOSE THINGS? WELL DAMN, WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT. COME ON INT HE DRUNK TANK, AND LETS ALL WATCH THIS OVERWORKED GUY GET SMASHED AND HOPEFULLY PASS OUT ON CAM!!! lol JUST CLICK THE ROAMING GNOME TO GET INSIDE! ALWAYS REMEMBER, DRINK DRANK DRUNK! fine print: But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.

Serendipitous
It's been forever Mr. C, hope you are enjoying life and having many great adventures. Things on my side have been boring and normal. Exactly what I wanted right? I still miss spontanuity and excitement but atleast I have routine and stability, I guess you can only have one or the other. I feel sad sometimes at how hard he tries to make me feel the way he does. But you and I both know its not how I am made. I care for him a great deal but I still think of what I gave up for this life I now call mine. I used to think I'd give anything to have a normal life like this, sitting at home watching the grass grow. No more traveling, sleeping on buses and in hotel rooms. But I was soon to find out I miss my vagrant lifestyle. The nights on the town, being "with" the band, painting the town pink ;) - I guess I just miss the good ole days and I hope that I get used to this life I have chosen. I miss you Mr. C as a friend of the very best variety. -S

Dj Jojo Bully
DID YOU HEAR?........... YEP YOU HEARD RIGHT FORBIDDEN'S VERY OWN DJ JO-JO ROCKING THE HOUSE AND YOU CANT MISS IT SO CLICK ONE OF THE TWO LINKS BELOW TO GO TO THE HOTTEST LOUNGES ON FUBAR AND HEAR HER ON THE ONES AND TWOS AND DON'T FORGET TO HIT UP HER PAGE BY CLICKING ON HER PIC ABOVE AND SHOW HER HOW MUCH YOU APPRECIATE HER TALENT

What Should You Be When You Grow Up?
You Should Be a Manager You're very organized, motivated, and methodical. Fair and objective, you can see all sides of a conflict. You are a good mediator. You are task oriented. You do well with deadlines and schedules. And while you can be a task master at times, you're good at managing people and listening to their input. You do best when you: - Must have attention to detail - Are in charge of people You would also be a good accountant or personal assistant. What Should You Be When You Grow Up?

Come Check Out Club Rating Revolutions
Welcome to Club Rating Revolutions! We are all family here!! Everyone is welcome! We Are Friendly, Drama Free, & A Blast To Hang Out With! So Come Join Us For All Kinds Of Fun!! ~~~~~~~~~~ Brought to you by: ~~~ GOOFY GURL~~CREW LEADER OF RATING REVOLUTIONS AND MANAGER FOR LEGEND SALOON~~@ fubar

Prisoner
WALLS FEEL LIKE BARS,WISH I COULD GO OUT AND SEE SHOOTING STARS,CRAZY,I WANT SILENCE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME RESORT TO VIOLENCE,PEOPLE JUST GO AWAY,EXCEPT FROM THOSE I LOVE,SPACE IS CLOSING IN,...I WANT TO SCREAM I WANT TO FIGHT,.... PIECES OF SHIT FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!

Leaving
Ok everyone, I have desidedto leave Fubar and the reason is very simple. I am so tired of getting a friend request, going to their profile and rateing all of the pis that they have and getting nothing in return. Is it too much to aks to treat others with the same respect???? If you have my e-mail, you can contact me that way or by messenger at yahoo with the same name. Been a member for over 3 years and I have had it. Thanks to all of the POINT WHORES!!!!!!!!

Aftermath Of Tring To Get My Car From The Impound
We Belong Together - Ritchie Valens from the other nite starting nov 7th *Well this will be the worst birthday weekend I would never forget as I had this old friend of which was a woman invited me over to her place to drink and have a good time I thought but after drinking a bottle of vodka and some gin with her she switched on me and got very violent with me slapping me around and etc I told her I'm just gonna leave and she will never hear from me again so I made my way to my car which she ran after me with a knife as I started my car she quickly slashed my two front tires on my car so I still tried to drive away to get me and my car out of harms way. Which I knew I was in no condition to drive so I rode on the rims to the back of the apartments to this pass out til the morning and then to try to get my car fix in the morning but from the police report I just got from getting out late this evening she called them on me early friday morning which I been in jail charged with two acco

Dammit It's Not Christmas Yet!
It's November 13th... November 13th... November 13th... WHY IN THE HELL ARE WE SETTING UP CHRISTMAS?!?! Christmas: I hate it... I love the money... but I hate it... I'm such a hypocrite.

Woman's Perfect Breakfast
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Whats That Insensitive Bit At The Base Of The Penis Called? A Man.
Whats that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A Man. Current mood: aggravated Why does everyone want to change me? Is what I am so bad? I mean i am not the prettiest, smartest, or most talented woman on the planet but god dammit i am not Purina! i may not own clothes from Macy's' or Nordstroms or even The Gap but I have nice practical clothes and I have clothes that I don't mind getting dirty in. I do my best to keep my lying to a minimum. I'm not perfect, I lie, who doesn't. I have been told that one of the reasons people like me is because I'm "real". I will call you on your bullshit and I will call you on your lies but at the same time you are still my friends and i love you as such. I am not a saint, in fact I am most assuredly a sinner. I try not to judge or to jump to the wrong conclusions but it happens. It always does. I am NOT PERFECT. I try to keep in touch with my friends as much as I can. I don't even usually mind it when they don't. However

Library Computer Lab
so here i am sitting it the computer lab and he will not even talk to me. i have truly lost a good friend and i do not know how to make things right. there isn't any thing i can say or do at this point to make up for all the fights that we have had. and the thing that gets me is that i can forgive him for all most any thing and i have for given him for lots of dum shit but he will not even look at me.

~play With Me~
You've just orgasmed together,you're lying satiated, panting, sweating,you feel so close,as one,you turn to your partner and say those three little words ....? ? ? Play with me .. Make it as loving, romantic, funny, dirty, wicked as you like. (Which three little words would you say????? )

Using My Pic!!! Lmao
that this faker has to try and use one of my pics and hack the shit out of it and make it her! ohhhh please!! LMFAO!! if ur a friend go to her page and let her have it!!!!! half the pics are of web models with fake faces and now she/he wants to add mine to it.. lmao > > http://fubar.com/user/227886 > > > > >

Pimp Daddy: Lost His Cord To Laptop .
pimp daddy: ok every 1 my power crod for my laptop was stolen i dont know when i will be back on line full time i will be checking my msg off and on clayton twitter New edits posted on http://artwanted.com/clayphoto about 7 hours ago from TwitterFox Goodnight all. about 8 hours ago from TwitterFox Just working on a few things at home today. S is sick and I have to babysit. ;-) about 18 hours ago from TwitterFox New edits posted on http://artwanted.com/clayphoto about 7 hours ago from TwitterFox Goodnight all. about 8 hours ago from TwitterFox Just working on a few things at home today. S is sick and I have to babysit. ;-) about 18 hours ago from TwitterFox I thought I lived in the state of California. It turns out, I live in the state of Emergency 1:01 PM Nov 15th from TwitterFox Working on computer this computer. 12:09 PM Nov 14th from TwitterFox Amber

Ketsup - More Then A Hair Color
What’s going on with me and all ... What a week. Two clients, death of an exhubby and a new hair color... First client ROCKED. He worked all night then drove four hours from Lousianna just to see little ole me. So very cool. Second was SmackyB's Birthday party with three wonderful girlfriends to help out. I love these little luncheon parties so much I ended up cooking the food. That was Wednesday. That morning @ 4 am Exhub no.1 finally died. We found out at 6.30 in the morning that day. Ugly way to start the day and end the week. Kids are doing pretty well with everything. I am still not going. They are the viewing right now. It just started and should end about eight. So grody. I am going to go hook up with my sister, Di, around ten pm. We're traveling together to go say goodbye to our dear cousin, Suzanne. She is leaving for SoCal where she has a good job opportunity. I am so proud she is taking the chance at this adventure!!! [and a little jealous] Oh and I dyed

Voices Of Theory-say It
you know that i want you babe.you know that i need you.you know that i love you.just say it.am i giveing enough?is it all it should be?waters get rough will you still swim with me?so afraid to come close and maybe to soon.and maybe to much for you to consume.and i want to know if i can live inside your world.and i want to know if i can give it to you girl.you know that i want to say it.you know that i need to say it.you know that i love to say it.our love just goes on and on and on.you know that i want to say it.you know that i need to say it.you know that i love to say it.my love just goes on and on and on.i gave you all that you need.there's no better place you can be.and i know that in time you will believe in me.so please hold out your hand and lets exchange these golden bands cause i want you in my life i want you to be my wife.and i want to know if i can live inside your world.and i want to know if i can give it to you girl.you know that i want to say it.you know that i need to s

Autos Turning Off Ne Min!!!
Hey It's ME RickaChez! AUTOS TURNING OFF NE MIN! BE CAREFUL PLEZ I BLOCK DOWN RATERS NEXT WEEK ILL HAVE ANOTHER AUTO ON PM ME IF U RATED FOR RANDOM BLING THAT WILL BE GIVEN FRI OR SAT MUCH LOVE AND TY FOR ALL THE HELP!! *MUAH*!

My First Blog... And My Opinion On Wal-mart
I'm here mostly testing the features... but while I'm here, I'd like to "express my opinion" about WAL-MART. Isn't it bad enough that Wal-Mart is ruining the planet, pushing smaller hardworking businesses to bankruptcy and using "underage labour services" but now they're killing their employees! Having one of their very own greeters trampled to death by their customers was a total shame and gross planning on their part. They knew very well how many people were going to be there and even admitted to the lack of security! Absolutely disgusting. Way to go Wal-Mart - I still hate you and will never shop at your giant shitty store. Taken from the National Post: Customers in a frenzy for deals at a Long Island Wal-Mart trampled an overnight stock clerk to death, the NY Daily News reports. Witnesses said he tried to hold back the crowds as they took the doors right off their hinges in the dash when the store opened at 5 a.m. this morning for Black Friday: "He was bum-rushed by 200 pe

For My Friends
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. Wh

The Brave Shall Live Forever
Lo, There do I see my Father Lo, There do I see my Mother and My Brothers and my Sisters Lo, There do I see the line of my people back to the begining Lo, They do call to me They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla Where thine enemies have been vanquished Where the brave shall live Forever Nor shall we mourn but rejoice for those that have died the glorious death.

Why Is It So Hard??
Please tell me why love is so hard, when its should be something that come so simple, I just want someone to spend my life with, to share my days with, I don't want pain and heartache which it seems that is all I have got in my life and I am tired of it.. I want to love a man for who he is, not what he has, or has to offer me, Just giving him my whole heart and love him unconditionally. I want him to be the one I wake to in the mornings make some sweet love, before getting ready for work. Have some coffee or Coco with before we are both off to work,And be the one I cant stopping thinking about all day. And when we come home as I am making dinner we are sharing the events of the day the good and the bad, He comes up behind me and kisses my neck while Iam cooking, We have dinner together then enjoy a nice shower together and we sit and relax to a movie,Or take a walk together under the stars on a clear evening. And as it nears bedtime we share our souls once more, An

Adpt This Pu$$ycat! Meow!
WANNA OWN UR OWN PU$$YCAT?? NOW HERE UR CHANCE! GREEN EYES IS UP 4 AUCTION!! Green Eyes!! AkA tigger of the Pu$$Ycat Playmates and pimps!@ fubar CLINK THE LINK BELOW TO COME & MAKE A BID COME MAKE UR BID DON'T MISS OUT! (repost of original by 'ø¤ŦøχïÇ ÇĥĔŕŘ¥™♥SneakerHead's wifey♥' on '2008-12-03 21:29:02')

:( Welcome To My World...
As everyone runs fast forward and you're there running in slow motion, left behind trying to reach out for them, but there's something pulling you back, how does it feel? Like swimming, a sudden undertow, as if an anchor was chained to your ankles, gasping for breath you struggle and try to reach for the surface to breath oxygen for your lungs. Yet you sink deeper the more you try to reach the surface. As you think your life has come to an end and completely over. One minute everything was alright then suddenly life does a 360 on you; throws you overboard. Like lying in your bed at night trying to sleep away the feeling of sinking in an ocean of depression and anguish. You close your eyes slowly yet abruptly open them again due to gasping, sniffing and sobbing and you say to yourself amidst of all that feelings,"I shall wake up tomorrow, see this all as a bad dream, and everything will be alright."

Thanksgiving Divorce...sort Of ;-)
Thanksgiving Divorce A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego two days before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough. 'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay.' he says, 'They're coming for Thanksgivin

Not Worth A Dayum
okay....i am not one to talk about how i feel and shit like that but i am gonna give this a whirl since i dunno what else to do. i play pool 2 nights a week. i havent played on a league in 5 yrs.....i am a lil....ehhh...alot rusty. well tonight i was told that my handicap( how well i play) had dropped from a 2 to a 1. to me that means i suck ass daily. i come from a family that has played pool and been a 5 or higher. WTF am i doing wrong???? the captain of the team said that me dropping down is a great thing and in no time i will go back up cuz i will win.......HAHAHAHAHAHA.....yea right. if he said it is great i am a 1 (which sucks)....does that mean he thinks its great that i play like shit???? am i wrong for thinking this???? then i get the guys on the team saying i need help and i will get better. I AM ALL FOR THAT. there is just one catch there. i have asked the captain of the team to help me, i have asked my parents to help me and a friend that also plays the game i

To Family Friends And Even Those Who Hate Me And Wish Me Nothing But Misery
I want to wish all of you the Happiest of holidays. I know there are some of you who which me to fall off the face of the earth. However, to my haters I refuse to give you the satisfaction or the pleasure of giving you what you want. To those who truly have been loyal and true friends to me may you all be blessed and may you all recieve hopes , dreams, love and miracles this holiday season.to those who have stuck by me and not given up on me over the last year and a half I love you all. TO those I have lost and or hurt for whatever the reasons were at the time I am truly sorry. Maybe 2009 will be a time to make amends and soothe the wounds.

Ya
so theres one girl i jus met shes beautiful funny and all around fuckin amazing.she also tough and most likely can kick any other girls ass,lol but that jus makes here that much more bad ass.but above everything i jus wanna say i love her with all my heart. hows that babe?

Re: York The Opera House.
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Mostly Autumn Date: 06 Dec 2008, 21:12 York November 2008... Review: Mostly Autumn, York Opera House8:09am Tuesday 2nd December 2008Ladies and gentlemen, I have seen the future of British progressive rock, and it’s name is Mostly Autumn.With apologies to a similar quote written over 35 years ago about the then-unknown Bruce Springsteen, if Mostly Autumn can achieve just a fraction of the worldwide acclaim and record sales of dear Brucie, then I would die a happy man.Regularly regarded as one of the UK’s greatest undiscovered underground bands over the past ten years, founder members and collaborators Bryan Josh and Heather Findlay returned on a cold, November evening to their home town to play a very special gig.This gig was in support of their new CD Glass Shadows, but the audience was captivated by a strong two-and-a- half hour set. Fading Colours opened the proceedings with the eight- strong band hitting

One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? bed 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? short 4. Your mother? loving 5. Your father? weird 6. Your favorite thing? sleeping 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? coffee 9. Your dream/goal? married 10. The room you're in? bed 11. Music? country 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? awake 16. Muffins? warm 17. One of your wish list items? job 18. Where you grew up? Minneapolis 19. The last thing you did? worked 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? Toshiba 24. Your life? stressed 25. Your mood? tired

Men Or Boy?
I make grown men cry and young boys want to be men. Why is it that older men tend to miss the boat? While young men get on the boat but don't know how to handle the boat/ship? Be the MAN (boy or old) and take sail to waters only guided by the stars in her eyes! Feel the wind (her whispering in your ear) navigate you to the place of calm and dangerous waters. The roaring waves (those deep muscles inside of me) that pull and tug you into my canal making you get stronger and full of Excitement to go further and deep! Your dripping sweat from your forehead drops on my mountains pointing straight up from your body motion against my body. How does this sailing story end... well.. tell me and maybe ... JUST MAYBE... you and I can complete the story in real life! The question is... will it be a boy who takes over the waters of pleasure or an older one that knows how to please a Lady with Respect and Wild times? Who is this Captain of this ship? Is there such a Captain o

My Day
I am so excited! My state gov is going to jail! My best friend had to call me from CT to tell about it. She was still sleeping when she told me, or she sounded like it. I hate Blago, so happy they are doing something about all those assholes. Too bad we all know he wont get raped cause the prison is gonna be better than my house. Oprah admitted that she is a fat pig. Like we haven't known that the whole time...shocka... I've finally managed to put in my cam so it feels more like a RL interaction with my friends. (note to pervs: no, this is not an invite for you to see me naked. Since I won't be) Its a lil slow and makes me look like I have AIDS, but oh well. My boss called me at 2pm to "remind me about the meeting on Fri". WTF??? I was in the middle of my slumber. I don't call HIM at 2am. He left a message "hope you sleep well". cunt.

Bars & Clubs
My favorite bar is Ridge Runners.Their always was a good band playing & always good friends to party with.We went there for about a year,then business started getting bad & they closed it down.I really do miss the place.It was a home away for home...

'tis Christmas Eve, Last Night My True Love Sent To Me
last night i dreamed that you were in my arms that all i had given you was everything you wanted I held you so tight, and promised to never let go and take care of you forever last night i imagined that words wouldn't hurt that all i had said was what you needed to hear whispering softly and tenderly from my heart last night i hoped you would hear me and dream the same for one moment i was truly at peace together we were happy last night i wished the world would end so that moment would never go away but these dreams are just that, dreams nothing real. your heart would never break, and I would never cry last night i loved you if only for last night ʎuoʇ ɥɔnɯ os noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ ןɐsɹǝʌıun ssıɯ ɟo uʍoɹɔ ǝɥʇ ƃuıuuıʍ sı ɟooɹd pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uı uǝ

Nights Alone.
I sit and I smoke and think as I choke bout the shit that you feed me saying you need me why can't you free me why can't I be me. Do you know that I hate you would die to erase you to tired to chase you no god that can save you. Fuck it you take me make me a fake see gods they foresake me why did you break me for fucks sake you raped me took what he gave me made me so angry got me so fucked see? (Editing) Yeah that's all I've got right now lmao not to good but not bad for a free style. -Mc CreepShow

Nothing At All
What you see is what you get with me. I don't keep secrets or lie to anyone for any reason. I am married with two children and working on a third. Practice makes perfect as the hubby says. I love to play Poker on line at pokerstars.net and take time with the family So, that about it. comment if you want

Trans Siberian Railway (my Trip Related)
So finally hubby is making the itinerary for the trip/work thingy for us. And he decided that we take a Trans Siberian railroad to get from Moscow to China. I doubt he knows what 7 days on a train is, but wth. He'll find out. We are stopping in Kazakhstan on a way there, to visit my great aunt, but otherwise it sucks spending 6 days on a train with no shower.

Very Very Sad
PLEASE PLAY SONG FIRST IN MEMORY OFCaylee Marie Anthony>In rememberance of a beautiful three year old girl by the name of Caylee Marie Anthony. She was such a sweet, loving, caring, and pretty child. She was just like a little angel.>I don't see how anyone could be so cold hearted to do something to such a sweet little girl.What Happened?Little Caylee has been missing since sometime back in June. The police weren't notified of Caylee's disapperance until a whole MONTH later, after she had disappeared. Caylee's own mother [Casey Anthony] wasn't the one to call and confront the police. CASEY'S mother [Caylee's grandmother] called and notified the police saying that the mother has confirmed the disappearance of Caylee and the trunk of Casey's car smelt of a dead body. The police jumped on the case rather quickly and Casey was brought to jail with charges of first degree murder in October. Ever since then they've find so much evidence that the mother is the killer of litt

When Gets A Chance
transfer all email to txt to ma sidekick access to net is light was skite it last night at reception drink a lil cant much mom is there lol i make funny faces so she think i dint know what it taste like lol beyonce was there in voice "shoulda put a ring on it" once i had floor all to ma self jst kickin it bride throw bouquet in the overhead lights so funny put pic in files second bouquet thrown lol so funny

Women
you know what i hate the very most.... stupid ass women that are never happy or content with what they have always looking for something "better" take my might as well be exwife for instance.... she chose to go out and screw some OLD ASS BEAT UP looking POS and then stole my son on his birthday while my back was turned... now she ran out of state with this guy taking the kids (which didnt even get a decent christmas cause shes a MOOCH) i mean with me she had love and respect... guess that wasnt good enough... though it seems thats never good enough for most women theres always something more they want or as they put it "need" seriously what does money have to do with relationships? i cant say that ALL women are like this but seems that a lot are and its not only women who are like that i will admit that guys are like that too but in this instance im focusing on women (now can they really be called women or just girls?) its really really frustrating that all most women seem to be mo

Passion
passion passion is what drives us it makes us love it makes us hate it consumes us with every passing moment your love is my passion i strive to feel it every moment of everyday it fills my soul with energy my passion gives me the ability to love you with all i am it grows it takes me to a place i have never been your passion can make you hate or love it shows you what your made of it can take you to the heights of heaven or send you to the depths of hell it binds us together our passion gives us every emotion we feel sorrow happiness all because of our passion its what makes us human those who cause us to suffer use our passion against us pain caused by passion is a very strong emotion we loose our thought process we become enraged therefore not thinking which causes mistakes and the ones that seek to hurt us use that passion against us only the strong willed can defeat their enemies passion is the root of all humanity it gives you the strength to do what is right or the weakne

Why The L Word Sucks
Lupus.. it fucking sucks I mean fucking sucks.. there is no cure because it is not affecting enough rich people I assume and that because who the fuck cares about the women and some men suffering from it.. its a fucking joke on tv and in the news yet here I sit crying due to it.. I fucking hate this world and everything else and really just wish everyone would fuck off and die.. I mean sitting here looking at half these people who should not even be fucking breathing while good people are dying UGH fuck you all sorry I do not want attention I just want to vent because I already have enough holes in my walls.. I guess off to the mumms to bitch and bitch at someone until these pills kick in..

Sportsmanship And Faith
They played the oddest game in high school football history last month down in Grapevine, Texas. It was Grapevine Faith vs. Gainesville State School and everything about it was upside down. For instance, when Gainesville came out to take the field, the Faith fans made a 40-yard spirit line for them to run through. Did you hear that? The other team's fans? They even made a banner for players to crash through at the end. It said, "Go Tornadoes!" Which is also weird, because Faith is the Lions. "I WOULDN'T EXPECT ANOTHER PARENT TO TELL SOMEBODY TO HIT THEIR KIDS. BUT THEY WANTED US TO!" It was rivers running uphill and cats petting dogs. More than 200 Faith fans sat on the Gainesville side and kept cheering the Gainesville players on—by name. "I never in my life thought I'd hear people cheering for us to hit their kids," recalls Gainesville's QB and middle linebacker, Isaiah. "I wouldn't expect another parent to tell somebody to hit their kids. But they wanted us to!

Wishing You...
12 months of Happiness 52 weeks of Blessings 365 days of Laughter 8760 hours of Good Luck 31536000 seconds of Success Thank you all for being a part of my days. . May you all find Happiness, Peace and Prosperity and Good Health in the New Year! Cosmic consciousness, please make everyone open his/her eyes, let everyone look around, let everyone recognize himself/herself and God in the next human being, let everyone lay down arms and smile. Cosmic consciousness, please let people see now and for ever... by B.J. Boltauzer Blessings & Hugs

Walls
i look forward and see a huge brick wall as far as the eye can see i walk towards it and press my hand against it looking for a weakness as i touch all over i dont feel any yet but this is no easy wall for my goal is on the other side but with time and effort this wall will fall but for now i will do all that i can to move it brick by brick i know they are for your protection and you need them but i will show you that i will be your wall i will protect you and care for you and together we will bask the glow of love

Quote Sent To Me 002
Love is indeed a decision – not just a feeling. No one falls in love by choice. It’s by chance. No one stays in love by chance, it’s by work and no one falls out of love by chance, it’s by choice. Make no mistake about it. Love isn’t a mystery. There are specific things you can do to succeed every relationships. – Erlet 10/4/08 11:24pm

Never Say Never.
Your Daily Motivation – Never Say Never. Sunday January 4, 2009 NEVER SAY NEVER. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is no such thing as no chance. Don't think about the things you can't do. Think about the things you can do. No matter what the level of your ability is, you have more potential than you can ever develop in a lifetime. You have powers you never dreamed of. You can do things you never thought you could do. There are no limitations to what you can do except the limitations of your own mind. Your range of available choices right now is limitless. Look at things as they can be. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Free Webinar => How to Thrive in the Down Economy Free Webinar => Weathering The Coming Financial Storm Free Webinar => Beauty To Die For? =============================== Free Webinar: How to Thrive In The Down Economy Our economy is bein

My Savior
My heart was cold and locked tight till the moment you opened your eyes smiled and looked at me. Your gaze shot straight to my core and melted all the chains and tore down the walls made from years of pain, hate and self doubt. How can one as tiny as you break down a man to his very soul. When I hear you call my name I am filled with love and happiness i never thought I would feel or deserved to feel. you've opened up my heart to love again. Your smile brightens my day your laugh makes me smile and your touch can make me cry. Now the only thing I can do to thank you for the gift you gave to me is swear that I will always be there for you my Gracie Lou

A Poem...
LOST I am lost in the darkness, That is my life. I want to sleep, Until it is all over. I am lost in the darkest tunnel, In the biggest mountain. I am confused and sad, Frustrated and losing hope. I miss waking up, To a bright day. Looking forward to nothing. My job is going downhill, My life is going downhill. Why do I feel like this? Is there something I can do, To provide for my family? What can I do? I am lost in the darkest tunnel, In the biggest mountain… And I see NO WAY OUT! There has to be a way, Out of this tunnel. Help me out of the darkness, Back to reality. Nevermind… I HATE MY REALITY!! By: Michael The Smokin’ Gator

Ok This Is Where That Blog Was Suppose To Be Lmaooo
This is a bulletin that was brought to my attention today and Maybe comin from someone else it would be believeable. Not goin to name the person that posted it but trust me its a load of BS lol You will if you are lucky get a 1 credit bling maybe a rate or two here and there. I mean IF she actually did what she said and yanno maybe she does for some but haha never for me and several others. So here it is... The VIP picture limit is 2,500 but in the past 24 hours alone I have been visited by members with 3,000 , 8,500 , and 9,900 pictures here on fubar, that is called cheating! You are a VIP (some with Auto 11 active) and you still don't get enough points without cheating? I have found a few friends of mine who are not going by the fubar rules and I am removing any and all who can not or will not follow the rules that oh so many of us do. I figure I had to work my tail off to get where I am and I think it only fair for others to do the same. If you will look you wi

Read And Comment!
Why do people tell you that they want you to be happy no matter what you do or say or whatever?? i mean seriously..does anyone really mean it?? I have had a lot of people say that to me..and it seems like its all just bullshit. Because as soon as something doesnt go the way they want they give up on you. How the fuck does that work?? I dont know if anyone but me notices this..but its really fucking annoying... I want to test something..As you are reading this...if you have said this to me..or anyone else..stop and think about it..do you really mean it??? Do you really want that person to be happy no matter what? or do you just want them to be happy with what YOU want for them.. Please comment on this blog and leave your thoughts on this...i would really love to know the truth for once.

People
Its funny to see people that take themselves too seriously. The ability to laugh at oneself is a biggest sign of intelligence. If a person acts like he/she has a cock up their ass, chances are they don't have anythin in their head. My biggest turn on: geeky sarcastic assholes that talk about havin runs.

This Is Not How A Real Dom Would Act Or Treat A Submissive Or Slave Ever
SirMasterX: I do want to thank you for everything ... and wish you the best soon He has me blocked like the pussy he is, so to be FAIR, i said in my status bar that I do not believe him, how's that??? This is next from him. SirMasterX: You dont have to believe me but the stuff you told me and that was personal , that may come out Of course, tried to shout back but couldn't because he would be a pussy and unblock me so that he could shout at me, then block me again SO to be FAIR unlike this ass, I said YOU don't scare me, coward, this is his response. SirMasterX: you can call me coward all you want ... does not bother me but the yahoo and msn messenger tell the truth NOW, this.....boy, constantly threatens to post shit about women for others to see whenever he doesn't get his way, turns around says he won't stoop down to others level, BUT he is the one who is creating his own damn drama, treating women like shit and threatening to degrade and humiliate them IN THE WRONG

Please Help My Friend
my friend is going for the sexiest legs on fubar...please help her make it to the final round if you could...all ya have to do is click the link....leave a comment...and vote.... thanx for your help http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=968407&albumid=1442510&i=2953380267&idx=1

Retirement???
Is It Time for Retirement? You May Have Too Much Experience As An Emergency Nurse If . . . The single diagnostic criterion in "had seizure in a restaurant" is "Had he paid the bill yet ? " You don't eat while you drive to work because if you get in an accident you don't want to be a "missed cafe' coronary." You don't eat before driving to work because you want to be an "easy intubation" if you are in an accident. You think Medic-Alert® tags make fine birthday presents or should be issued at birth. You see people in the crowd with obvious signs of serious disease, and you quickly calculate if you could be recognized as an off-duty nurse. As above, but wish you had bought that CPR pocket mask you've been promising yourself. "Man down" translates to you as: Drunk if unwitnessed, Seizure if witnessed. Watching the TV news is like watching home video of all the E.D. and E.M.S. folks you know. There comes a time in a Nurse's career when she says out loud what she

Top Four Adult Jokes
Top Four Adult Jokes FOURTH PLACE: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.' ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THIRD PLACE: One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ RUNNER UP: Bill

Life
Here I stand befor you I stand befor you as a man with nouthing I stand here as a man with every thing I am the man with every thing for I am the man with nouthing and yet I am a man with many rich's and yet a man that has no money and yet I am a man with every thing to give and a man with nouthing to take for I am that man that has nouthing too lose I am a man with every thing too lose I am a man with nouthing too go on in here for I am a man to young to under and yet I am a man to oldtoo go on so here I am set in my world woundering what I have done as a boy growing into this man I am will this leave the mark that I need to be rembered by or will I like so many befor me be forgotten in time after all i am just a man

Never Meant...
I never meant to be the way I am Never wanted you to see the cold in me I tried to hide my pain from you Crowded so tight inside my head Shadows of my past haunt us both Hero is what I wanted Hipocrisy I became Follow me and fall as I do Give me your hand and join me as I burn Trial by Fire and Ice Can you show me the end I desire With luck we'll find the beginning we both need

Reasons: Return
In the dark things seem safer to me The light brings my flaws to the surface I won't look at them again, I can feel them Let me go away for this place Why am I here? Sick of seeing what is I want to go somewhere, want to be alone Alone is good, together is better I'm afraid to be here, confined Reach inside me, play that melody again My heart-strings are the instrument I write to show you what is inside I want the world to see what it has done I can shed no tears for myself tonight Show me how it feels to change the world Make me see inside the heart of love Make me feel again, Bring me back home "Love Can Heal Us All"

The End: Drowning
The pain builds in me It threatens to explode I'm afraid of the consequences I will overcome it all This cannot destroy me I will not allow it How did it all come to this I have lets it build too far I must destroy it all now Why can't I make it go away This pain threatens to take me I feel like i'm drowning in myself Pull me Free

Bliss And Bitterness
I love you for the way you make me feel I hate you for making me cry I love you for the warmth you yield I hate you for wasting my time I love you when you say you need me For when you say you want me around I hate you for the way you leave me Feeling desperate and lonely and like a clown I love you for the way you make me smile And the way you make me laugh I hate for you all the strong harsh things You say and when you call me an a** Sometimes it seems all blissful Like I dont have a worry or care And sometimes it just sheer bitterness That drives my gentle heart into tears.

Gimme Your Honest Opinion..lol
OK quick one everybody. I just got a comment today from a woman saying that I would look much better with a little hair on my head. Although I do prefer being bald, the thought has crossed my mind. So to make this a mumm blog sHould I A. grow the weeds back or B. Stay with the bald look and keep shining this badboy Your answers will be greatly appreciated...LMAO

Life 2009
I Got My Apt An Im Been Livin In It For Over Two Wk Now. Im So Glad I Got My Own Place To Live. I Hope Things Still Get Better For Me An I Enjoy Bein A New Mom To My Baby Girl. Yes I Didnt Give My Baby Up. So Glad I Didnt Give Her Up An She Makes Me Happy When She Smiles At Me,

I Would Like All My Great Friends To Read This Its Very Important To Me That You Do
post date: 2009-01-28 16:43:00 views: 19 comments: 6 ratings: 0 THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME (TESS) (Even In The Absence Of Ovaries) An Eye-Opener On Ovarian Cancer THIS IS A MUST TO READ TO THE END I hope you "ALL" take the time to read this and pass it on to all you can. Send this to the women in your life that you care about. Copy/Paste it to your emails and send it to every woman you know, it may make a difference for 1 mother, daughter sister or friend~ Years ago, Gilda Radner died of ovarian cancer. Her symptoms were inconclusive, and she was treated for everything under the sun until it was too late. This blood test finally identified her illness but alas, too late. She wrote a book to heighten awareness. Gene Wilder is her widower. Kathy's Story: this is the story of Kathy West As all of you know, I have Primary Peritoneal Cancer. This cancer has only recently been identified as its OWN type of cancer, but it is essentially Ovarian Cancer.

What's Your 80s Karaoke Song?
Your 80s Song is "Walk Like an Egyptian" If you were transported back to the 80s, your life would be all about having fun. You love the wackiness that the 80s represented. Everything back then seemed a lot more colorful! You'd peg your jeans, get a "totally tubular" hair cut, and even wear one sequined glove. You would skateboard, play Pac-Man, and hang out at the mall. And of course, you would walk like an egyptian. What's Your 80s Karaoke Song?

A Perfect Woman Is Not Real?
if as a man you think a woman is perfect than you are wrong don't base your decision on her face how her tits look in a bra or how her ass looks in a thong..don't listen to her hook..listen to her song...she speaks about men in her past so negatively what makes you so certain she has any positive energy? when men in her past have had similarities but she wants sympathy and never looks at things realistically ...So begins the brainwashing..wondering about the outcome of a few things ..the drinking ..the constant clubbing..the blaming others and not being self loving ...I don't understand you You respect someone who disregards you You are concerned with someone who is only concerned with himself.You set standards for men that you don't have for yourself .This isn't a perfectly constructed definition but unlike you that many think are perfect ...atleast it's REAL

An Old Lady And Her Fence
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.' 'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me..' 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?' 'You didn't steal it, did you?' 'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.' 'Well, that seems only fair.' laughs the cop. OK? Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?' 'Well, you know', say

Needed Information
.For your silly side, then… You can't read this and stay in a bad mood! 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick 8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko.. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14 What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast

Surrender
surrender its all i feel when i saw him for the first time looking into my eyes seeing the fear gentle touch of fingertips on my cheek pulling me close for a sweet kiss my body sighs into his embrace the smile tells me all i had feared is for not he loves the way i look feeling at ease with him is like breathing warmth filling my body taking my hand we enter a park for a quiet place to be alone my hand cradled in his i feel safe no fear in sight slowly walking the trails stealing caresses , hugs and kisses looking at you deep into your eyes not hiding my desire husky with passion my voice comes out please take me with a rush of hands soaked panties move aside as you free yourself over a rail from behind is how i find myself legs braced wide apart all of your hardness enters me slow at first spreading me gently making room for all of you slow and easy de

Good Ol Days
I miss the hell out of my friend Theresa, it's so hard not to look at her myspace page whenever I log onto the site. I don't consider it being in love or anything like that, but I just miss the good ol days. I remember the first time i met her like it was yesterday, we actually met her off of myspace, with the Marine Corps being a small military branch, and her workin right next to my base, I figured i'd meet her at some point, and I did. One weekend I ended up sending her a message online asking her if she wanted to go see a movie. Theresa is kind of like a nerd by day, party girl by night type of girl, so it was kind of hard to recognize her without her glasses on. One of my favorite memories is Shamrockfest 2007, we got really drunk and decided to go rockclimbing lol, by the end of the night I ended up puking everywhere and also losing the bet of who can drink the most, that has to be one of my favorite memories.

Been A Bad Girl
I know Ive been a bad girl didnt mean to attack you last night hadnt seen you in days and days wanted you right then and there sick of waiting for you getting impatient every night Just wanted you naked in our bed Running my hands all over your body Place my mouth over every inch of your skin Make you forget all your worries feel your stress melt away I know Ive been a very bad girl

Take Care Of You
i can take you far away. i will take care of you. i will do anything for you my love. you can make me fly. i'm so high with you. i will take your thoughts away. i will make you feel wanted. within this violent world. nobody can feel safe. everyday i want to change your life. make your life better. i will do anything for you to be happy. and i will do it in a heartbeat.

Worth A Shot Here...
looking to do a breast cancer awareness happy hour...stealing an idea here from a friend of mine for whom it worked. If anyone wishes to help me out in acquiring one, feel free to paypal a donation to albertgour@aol.com. There is no obligation at all here. My word is my contract here. I thank you for your time and support. Think pink!

Double Trouble
LOOKING TO LEVEL UP?? WELL...LET'S HELP EACH OTHER OUT!!! NOT ONE BUT TWO AUTO 11S ARE RUNNING SIMULTANEOUSLY SO WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH ONE...JUST JUMP TO THE NEXT PROFILE!!! "I want a man/woman with a slow hand I want a lover with an easy touch I want somebody who will spend some time Not come and go in a heated rush I want somebody who will understand When it comes to love I want a slow hand" TAKE YOUR TIME...HHS ARE RUNNING ALL DAY LONG!!! WOOOT! ۞Mµë®†ë ßëℓℓå №ï®™۞¤Ťhe ℗egasus Project¤¤ҜŐ Girl@ fubar and «ÐËËJÄÝŦẄÏ§ŦÄ™»ƆØ»ØWÑË☈/WØŁFPÄƆK»ßLØÑÐÏËGÜ☈L Øwŋëd@ fubar

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3.. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one : 13. Potential Murder Suspect

Who's To Be Master Of Your Life?
Your Daily Motivation – Who's to be master of your life? Monday February 9, 2009 WHO'S TO BE MASTER OF YOUR LIFE? Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. Once you decide to be at the level of choice, you take responsibility for your life and gain control of it. If you don't run your own life, someone else will. You're in control of your life to the degree that you make the decisions. If you let others make decisions for you, you have no control. When you control the decisions, you control the actions. Take charge of your life. You don't have to ask permission of other people. Don't give someone veto power over your life. If not you, then who? If not now, then when? Who's to be master of your life? Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch This Video => Discover The System Watch This Video => Meet The Team Your skin is your largest body organ and it acts

Dear Lord
Lord Jesus Thank you for letting me live to see another day. Thank you for the blessings that you have giving me and about to give me in the future. Thank you for being by my side though all these years. Without you, I would've been a whole lot worst. Please forgive me for any sin that I've committed or anything I've done wrong. Please forgive me if I've ever been negative in any kind of way. Please cleanse me with your blood and make me a new creature. Please forgive me if I haven't been listening to you or your word. I'm not perfect or never will be perfect. Please make me a better person, dear Lord Just get rid of the old me, because right now, I need your help and guidance. I know that I'm not right and did stuff that I shouldn't have done and said things that I shouldn't have said, dear Lord, and I want my relationship with you to be a lot strong and better. I wanna get right with you, Lord. I know I've payed attention to the wrong people and i

What Feeds You're Head?
Consider the shit that you're mind feeds on- how short it lasts- how likely you allow it to leave you at the mercy of whores , liars, and thieves. I can't for a moment even BEGIN to know what should win my praise or fire my ambition. But I must be resolved to live my life full of integrity, leaning on the will of the gods, and bending my core values for NO man. I can take my solace in knowin' that NOTHIN' will happen to me that is not already written in the book of fate. That NOTHIN' that happens to me is either a NEW thing or happenstance. That for me to die with honor is better than to live with shame. Secondly, that there is NO power on earth, that can force me to act against my will...and the dictates of my conscience.

"the Thunderstorm Haikus"
subject: About "The Thunderstorm Haikus" post date: 2007-09-05 07:53:54 views: 15 comments: 0 ratings: 0 These haikus were written in 2003. Each can stand individually as its own poem, but together they tell a story I wrote them long before I knew the full rules of haiku. If you are interested in writing haikus the way they were meant to be written, google the word. I learn something new about haiku every time I research it. That is actually how I write many of my poems. I look for a new style, and then research it to get the full understanding...and then put my mind to it. The poetry muse is fickle though, so I suggest printing out instructions and examples so when she does come to inspire you, you will be ready. I digress. This set of poems was published in 2003 by a small college in California. I had entered it into about 20 contests, and that was the place that loved it. I didn't win a prize, but I did get published, and it was not with 4,000 other poor souls

The Stress Express
subject: The Stress Express post date: 2007-10-08 08:19:36 views: 14 comments: 0 ratings: 0 The Stress Express My heart beats fast I can't relax Topsy-Turvy With hurricane's fury Rolling thunder My world's asunder I need to drive To stay alive But life's chauffeur Begins to swerve Out of control I have no hold The wheels keep turning My chest is burning My head is spinning My vision is dimming I'm afraid to see Whats ahead of me Metaphorical truck I'm out of luck This car just crashed This life just flashed Before my eyes I see my demise My stomach sinks I've reached the brink... Then all is still My tears have spilled I feel released My stress, deceased The panic is gone Here comes the dawn The wreckage removed MY feelings soothed I can finally breathe With calm and ease I begin on my way A brand new day Peace of mind returned A lesson learned A signpost in time To help me align When trouble's ahead And I hang by a th

Tagged (by Ninja)
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was almost killed twice by mafia when I was 15 for throwin a party a bosses' house in the woods(thought it was abandoned, didnt realized cameras were all over) 2. I am extremely shy if I like someone. To the point of bein unable to make eye contact and walking away. 3. My accent comes and goes 4. My main passion in life is travel-I do it even when I'm broke. 17 countries and counting... 5. I am very non-materialistic, and have extremely low maintenance and standards of living (growin up in Russia made me pretty non-picky). Most of my $$ goes on traveling. 6. I am both vain and extremely humble. Depends

Moving This Month
Hi fu-land. I know I've been somewhat A.W.O.L. lately. I have been packing up and getting ready to moove out of my apartment at the end of this week. The room that I will be renting will not have internet access. What this means is that I will have to get my fu time in through internet cafe's or other alternative methods. I expect that from here to graduation I'm not going to be on as often as before, so it may be awhile in between and responding to friends here, etc. Drop me a message if you would like my email contact info. Have a great week everyone, ttyl. J.P.

Who Ever Said It Was Going To Be Easy ?
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Inside The Fire
Devon Won't go to heaven She's just another lost soul, About to be mine again Leave her We will receive her It is beyond your control Will you ever meet again Devon Around 11 Who had been rendered unwhole As a little child, She was taken And then forsaken You will remember it all Let it blow your mind again Devon lies beyond this portal Take the word of one immortal Give your soul to me For eternity Release your life To begin another time with her End your grief with me There's another way Release your life Take your place inside the fire with her Sever Now and forever You're just another lost soul about to be mine again See her, you'll never free her You must surrender it all Would you like to meet again Fire All you desire As she begins to turn cold and run out of time You will shiver Till you deliver You will remember it all Let it blow your mind again Devon lies beyond this portal Take the word of one immortal Give your soul to me

About Me!!
I am a crazy girl who really enjoys doing her own thing. I can not be tied down or controled I AM THE UNCONTROLABLE!! Lol literally you cant do it people have tried and you should ask them how it worked out. I really enjoy movies, but not T.V. I hate T.V. Blood and gore is a major turn on for me lol I LOVE pain. I really enjoy to be outside, when I'm cooped up in my house I kinda start going crazy... walls I HATE walls. To be honest if I don't get married I'm going to be the crazy cat lady who answers her door naked. BUT it would be totally awsome if I found a guy who was crazy enough to have millions of cats and answer the door naked with me... when we are old of course. I've been in more than one abusive relationship and to be honest they got hurt alot more than I did... I know how to defend myself soooo boys if we where ever to meet up remember that I have been in MMA for 2 years and my father taught martial arts for 25 years. I hate when people are way to into themselfs

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Updates
court went decent, my lawyer got a lot taken care of and we got an extension on the remaining nonsense until may which means im stuck in tennessee until may 21st and that sucks sooo bad. i have to tell my po anytime i want to leave the state for anything which is inconvenient considering my job is 80% travel to shows. i'm currently in NoLa (thanks to the lord) i got my boss to tell the po i had a job that required me to be here for 3 days so i can spend some time with the people i love and miss the most. its been great so far ive hardly slept because i know it will soon be over and ill be back off to tennessee and sad again. ive been so inspired since arriving. ive already painted kiki's wall with souls and tress and have been working on this great stencil that i want to put up on this ran down building on rampart but it may or may not turn out right lol. we took a tourist day earlier and rode on the carriage and went to have tea at the old brothel tea house and bought wacky souveniers

My Night So Far...
So I'm sitting here thinking about alot of stuff... drinking and i dont go good together if I'm not doing anything in particular. I'm thinking about how the hell I'm going to get back to CO and get a job and find another apartment. Second I'm thinking about how I really dont like being single. I've never noticed how much it bothers me untill today. So when I first noticed it today was when my family and I went to state street for my sisters birthday and did b-day things. My sis and her ex are kinda like fuck buddies or something cause they still hang out with each other... sleep over at each others houses... you know the whole shebang. Anywho, they where all over each other the entire time and to top it all off all the other couples where too!!! I want someone to kiss me all sweetly and hold my hand and cal me cute names. I actually want the sapiness of a relationship. I'm a friggin retard.... Ich Bin einsam Ich möchte ein guter Mensch in meinem Leben, die ich weiß, dass ich ve

Oh Ma Dear Cinn Update
oh ma dear cinnamon is so ma visit was very productive muc better than last time she is sporting a sporty cast smaller she more able to move abot memory is much better mostly drug induced she seems happier but i never see her not she seems more happy to see me but she sleeps though the nite without wake her face looks so much more better she already feels da pain of knowing her bff is gone on to a better place she took it better than the family had thought she seems to accept it well maybe unhappy she miss her going away party she knows she could not be present cuz she might not be here too i pray she continues to get better wish she knew she was in ny she think she is in virginia she say i dont visit enough (tat makes me cry)

My First Auction!!
I"m up for auction please come bid !!! the higher your offer the more ill add for you any request you can pm me smooches and hugs to you (repost of original by '~~ stormwoman~~"owned by TEDDY T."' on '2009-03-01 16:25:42')

The Truth Will Set You Free
To my Friends I dont need to lie about my pic;s i have worked over 15 years to look like this and make dam good money for it. I dont know any of you so why not tell the truth. The truth will set you free. I try real hard to be my self you can take it for what it worth. Your Friend Nick

3/4/09 Fluffy Starr Blog
Live Show & Vlog & Photo of my ass. Really!!! Your ass? Really? *click!* Hey, I know how some people work... But first off, I am going to be hitting the stage again, because The Juno's (Canadian music award show) is coming to Vancouver this year. And I am playing Junofest. Not on TV now, although that is where I should be, but.....the world has yet to find that out. Tsk! So annoying... But, I am playing that week, on Saturday, March 31st. With Tanya Tagaq, and unique and amazing "throat singer" who has opened for Bjork. And the headliner is Jakalope. David Ogilvie's band. If you don't know who he is, you should! Only one of the God's of Industrial music. He was in Skinny Puppy, y'all! And has worked with amazing artists such as Marilyn Manson, nin and many more. I have met him a couple times, and he's cute too! Cheehee! But starting off the night is The Wonderful! The Amazing! The Gorgeous! FLUFFY STARR! Cheehee! But seriously, the details of this show is on my front page where

Wwii Monopoly
WWII Monopoly Starting in 1941, an increasing number of British airmen found themselves as the involuntary guests of the Third Reich, and the Crown was casting about for ways and means to facilitate their escape. Now obviously, one of the most helpful aids to that end is a useful and accurate map, one showing not only where stuff was, but also showing the locations of 'safe houses' where a POW on-the-lam could go for food and shelter. Paper maps had some real drawbacks -- they make a lot of noise when you open and fold them, they wear out rapidly, and if they get wet, they turn into mush. Someone in MI-5 (similar to America 's OSS ) got the idea of printing escape maps on silk. It 's durable, can be scrunched-up into tiny wads, and unfolded as many times as needed, and makes no noise whatsoever. At that time, there was only one manufacturer in Great Britain that had perfected the technology of printing on silk, and that was John Waddington, Ltd. When

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