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Dreams Do Come True.....
His touch was what I craved,....not his wisdom,....not his words....his touch. Always warm and wonderful, I anticipated our next time. I waited patiently to hear from him as the weekend drew near. Then the phone rang.....I ran to answer knowing it was him. My excitement quickly dissipated when I heard we would have company when we went out that night. The evening was quiet....his attentiveness was deeply appreciated as his gaze lingered on my face. We existed only to each other....living in our own world as his friend looked on. I was so caught up in him, I didn't see the looks passing between them. That warm feeling from the alcohol arrived amid his fingertips tracing soft circles on my skin. His hands freely exploring what he has come to know almost as well as his own body. I lean into him to hear his heartbeat....to feel his warmth....I need his touch. He lowers his mouth to mine, as his hands are sliding over my shoulders....Mmmm. I sense something different tonight, his gaz

Our Moment
We lay here together like logs on a fire The moment is rising,has the heat exspires. Your hands touch my face,you eyes deep in mine It's just us here to keep this moment alive. We lay here together revealing fresnhness of skin The heat beginning to rise from within. You move closer and lean into me, Your fingertips run over my soft fresh skin I close my eyes and feel your touch, My heart is pounding,and i want so much. Our bodies entwine as your touch becomes great, My pussy is aching,but yet it waits. Your lips touch my neck and the goosepimples arrive Your hands touch my breasts and i feel alive. I lay here feeling your breathe on my skin, My hearts pounding,there's a need within Yours fingers move lower as you caress my chest One hand circles my nipple,your tongue doing the rest. Your tongue moves down and i watch with ease Your eyes look at mine with a aim to please. Now your below as the moment unfolds. You open my legs,and the rush takes hold, A wett

Fus Bad B!tches
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The Creatures
The wind blows hard the night was a quiver, the water flowed down a silent river. The moon shone bright on this darkened night the evilness was about To take flight. They flew across this darn filled sky, their winds flapping; their eyes open wide, searching for something to fill their stomachs, fresh skin fresh meat sound so tantalizing. A lonely women walks down a lonely road, but doesn't realize what’s about to unfold, their shimmering cries fly around her head, her time comes now, to a bloody death. They swoop down to the bushes and trees, and hide in the grass so they can't be seen. The woman walks unaware of her fate, but the evilness lies, the evilness waits. The wind gets strong on this quivering night, the screams echo has the time draws by. Their eyes start to glow, their teeth shinning bright. Their stomachs getting their feast in sight. The woman walks till the end of the road; she quivers for she is not alone. A warm breathe shudders around her neck, a sharp feeling s

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The Greatest Gifts In The World
I'm sitting here this evening looking back at my life. Seeing all the struggles and road blocks I've ran into and somehow overcome. Everything from child abuse (my childhood) to seeing my children's father attempt suicide for his own pity, i've seen my aunt brutally murdered, i've seen many people die in car accidents/murder, and so many innocent little human beings suffer by the hands of the devil. I've given my heart and soul to every single man i've ever been in a relationship with; I've loved and lost and still here I am....standing on solid ground. And the only reason(s) I am, is because of my two children. My son has severe asthma yet runs around like he's the healthiest baby boy in the world, and my little girl, she has pulmonary valve stenosis and a vibration to her heart....yet she is always smiling and filling my heart with such joy i didn't think existed. When I feel at my worst, they bring out my best. They make me laugh, they make me cry, they make me mad and they make me

A Simple Birthday Dance...
The girl stands with her feet a breath a part, her knees slightly bent to take in the soft ground. she takes a deep breath and whispers a soft prayer that she may perform to her Master’s praise and honor. her shyness shows through for a moment as she tucks a loose strand of hair behind her ear. Master is sitting as always in His chair, strong, confident and waiting for His birthday dance. A special low rhythmic tune has been put on so a girl will know her beats of her dance. The pan flute chimes into the soft beat of a hollow hide drum, creating a concoction of serenity and yet a surreal feeling of being needed and wanted by the two instruments working together. A girl bows low, allowing her soft golden brown locks to fall over her bare shoulders. she is wearing the same red silk that He has seen her in so many times and yet this once, it seems different on her this night. He can notice her hair loosely pulled back and tied onto itself with two loose locks framing her face and allowing

Me
My thoughts are spread out on a canvas. Like a fingerpainting from the insaine. A multi-colored distribution of emotion, for everyone to read, judge, critisize or ignore.. But.. FUCK YOU!! This is the real me... Take it or leave it. :-)

This Is Hilarious
This was just too funny not to share…. After this I just KNOW you are going to go out and get one..... Pocket Taser A guy who purchased his wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth betwee

"think Outside The Box."
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. Think before you continue reading ****************************************** This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay h im back. However , you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answe

Dreaming
As I sit in the moonlight, I have you by my side. The light is bright, It makes your face shine. How I love you with all I have, I need you every night. You make my heart race, With every touch that you could possibly make. I want you deep inside. To feel you in my deepest part, Making my body quiver. To have you looking in my eyes, And whispering I love you. The moonlight makes me dream, But none of it is reality. I want to cast a spell, That makes you mine. So we can be together all the time. Please tell me how to erase you from my mind. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Stalkers
why cant stalkers just leave ppl alone.fubar is a place to have fun not for ppl not to be safe. i think they need to stop or eave fubar alone.there is know reson for ppl not to feel safe and have fun. sorry that is how i feel.

From The Bride To Her Husband
I HAVE WROTE THIS PLEASE IF U WENT IT PLEASE ASK DONT STEAL From The Bride To Her Husband I Love You Not Just For Whom You Are But For Who I Am When I Am With You I Love You Not For What You Have Done With Your Life But For What You're Doing To Mine I Love You For Making Me Feel Happy Again You Have Made My Life Whole Again Because That Is What You Do Caring Without A Word Without A Gesture Without A Doubt Just By Being Yourself Such A Simple Thing But No One Else In The World Could Do But Only You I Will Love You Forever I Love You From My Heart My Husband LadyBloodRaven ... DONT STEAL THIS PLEASE

Hey, What Are Normal Ppl Doing At 5 Am?
Seems to me that most normal ppl are usually asleep at this hour. Too bad I CANT do that. I have so much on my mind right now..So many effin racing thoughts are going through my head that I dont know where the fuck or what the fuck i am. MOST of the problem is men.. I swear life would be so much easier if the world was only women.. If only women could impregnate women that would be awesome. I really really care for this one certain guy, and i think he knows who he is, but the only problem is he only talks to me when it is convenient for him or when he's drunk. I dont know how to handle that situation. The other guy that I am having difficulty with is a really really close friend of mine. Ive known him since i was little and we've always been friends. Last weekend I had the opportunity to take it to the next level, but freaked out when things got a little too hot and heavy. I TOLD him why too.. I valued our friendship more than anything and I didnt want anything to get weird between us.

You Are My Forever Love
You Are My Forever Love Your friendship and love, And all the wonderful things That they bring into my life, Are like nothing else I have ever known. My heart is complete With the love we share, And our love grows more Beautiful each day. I love you, And as long as we are together, I have everything I need. You are with me always... In a smile, a memory, a feeling Or a moment we share. You will always be My Forever Love

Stupid Questions
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. If the professor on Gilligans Island can

The Meaning Of Caring
If you say you care so much, why do act the way you do? If you think that caring means to jump all over someone that has done nothing, why do it? If being inconsiderate does not know that there is no knowledge of knowing something, what is considerate? If life is lived with fighting and bickering, why have life? If love is not knowing or wanting to know, why have love at all? The meaning of caring is a number of things each for a different person I guess, I know what caring means to me. Caring havin some hold u when your sad or upset. Caring is friendship, companionship, and love. I know that we all can care and not trust someone but why act the way we do?

I Am Epicurus.
Epicurus was a Hellenistic Greek philosopher. He founded the Epicurean. He believed that death destroyed the soul and the gods did not punish humans, eliminating fear of death. According to Epicureanism, pain and pleasure measure good and evil - therefore, Hedonism was his preferred lifestyle.

Short Bus Window Lickers
RULES AND GUIDELINES FOR THE W.L.A 1. You must make a salute of a goofy pic of you sticking your tongue out holding a sign saying W.L.A. 2. You are never to cause drama or trash talk other short bus window lickers. 3. We are all here to have fun and have some laughs so enjoy yourselves. 4. You must add all the other fellow window lickers when ever you can.

Wow..just...wow
We all have those events that just sit back and make us take stock of things.. and a more elaborate blog will follow when I get my feelings in order on this but I have to get it out now..its 215 am and earlier today had the weirdest IM convo/cam show ever that has left me shaken and completely in an f'd up state of mind.. I'm not naming names but some of you who know my past and my intuitions about this person will know who I'm talking about, and no I'm not ready to talk about it either, not sure if I ever will be.. So Joe, Taryn, Max and everyone else I know who cares about me and has been there for me for more years than I have fingers to count with (plus those of you who haven't been there as long) I know you mean well but let me figure this out for now at least.. To those of you who I talked to tonight who coudl tell I was a bit "out of it" this is why. this afternoon I recieved a weird IM from some yahoo handle called Know the truth or some shit like that.. btw i'm pissed ca

Ugh
Blah blah blah, are you fucking ready?! Ranting and raving always comes so steadily. Not knowing what to do, dreams haunting me of you feeling so valid, feeling so requisite. Pins and needles engorge my skin, feeling unbalanced as the room begins to spin. A mental release never comes with ease, pills temporarily sedate the beasts. The casing starts to callous. My heart races a hostile impulse, this feeling of malice. Overtaken, letting go. It`s almost like perfect euphoria. Blood aches, bones scream, cerebral anguish increases. Explosive feelings leave me in pieces laying about. Never knowing what to do, always thinking "well what about?"

Involuntary Muscular Contractions
Involuntary Muscular Contractions A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

Ive Been Tagged
I've been tagged!! I got Tagged by Sexi Mami!!! Once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog weird random things facts or habits about yourself.At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, list their names.Dont forget to leave a comment that says "Your It" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You cant tag the person who tagged you.... 1)I was born and raised in Colorado and I have been here my whole life. 2)Iam a good skier 3)I read romantic novels 4)I love chocolate 5)I like to fish and go camping 6)I like a good scary movie 7)Iam a fun person to be with 8)Im going to take a trip to Figi "before I die" hehehehehe 9)I enjoy our Rocky Mountains 10)I love my 8 year old Son Casey!!! I tagged: Cappy,Miss Butterfly,God Angel,Gargoyle,Fallen Angel

Wanna Make $5,000 Fubux ? ........
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Fever
fever.... fever is what i got. fever all through my body. fever... fever killing me fever stripping me of my strenght fever... fever that wont leave fever preventing me from having sex fever... fever making me lonely fever making me stress fever... fevers almost gone... fever making me say hoorah... fever...

Sts-122 Atlantis Countdown Begins Amid High Praise For Engineering Effort
STS-122 is counting down for launch, as Atlantis attempts to make a comeback from Engine Cut Off (ECO) sensor system issues that caused the delay to the mission from late last year. Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton The shuttle Atlantis' countdown began Monday for launch Thursday on a space station assembly mission. The countdown began on time at 5 p.m., setting up a launch attempt at 2:45:25 p.m. Thursday, roughly the moment Earth's rotation carries pad 39A into the plane of the space station's orbit. There are no technical problems as of this writing, but the weather remains a concern with forecasters predicting a 60 percent chance of rain from a passing cold front. The forecast improves to 80 percent "go" Friday and Saturday. Here are the latest "in-plane" launch times for Thursday, Friday and Saturday (in EST): DATE....WINDOW OPEN....LAUNCH....WIND

I Found My Calling In Life....
I wanna help the kids who cant help themselves.... MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..

Pre Rant Blog
well a few hours ago I had a long blog written out in my head.....now i am a heading to bed. I will fill ya all in on the workings and rants of my mind tomorrow...after I make some coinage working my ass off doing catering orders at 6am. Bleh night ya

New Bedroom Door
Well I've decided since no one wants anything other than sex I'm just gonna remodel my bedroom to create a better flow. I'm adding a revolving door, a moving walkway that leads straight to the bed, a robotic arms that removes pants upon entry, and a condom machine right next to the bed!!!

Lame Facts! Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. One if my biggest fears is mice and rats! Traumatizing 2. I'm naturally blonde, no jokes please!lol 3. I hate the question so what do you do for fun?? 4. I melt for milk chocolate! Mmmmmm 5. I am disabled so no I don't work/ can't 6. I laugh very easily but also cry very easily too. 7. I love Purple!

Some More
1. Describe in 2 words what ended your last relationship? LYING CHEATER...amen coritha 2. When was the last time you shaved your legs? couple of days ago...what's the reason?!?!?! 3. What were you doing this morning at 7am? cutting off my clock 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? talking to my son 5. Are you any good at math? sure hope so...i'm an accountant 6. What were you doing last night? felt bad...was tired...went to bed early 7. If you saw your last ex right now, what would you say? it wouldn't be nice 8. Have you ever burped in front of the same/opposite sex? HELL YEAH 9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace page? yep 10. Last thing you received in the mail? i don't know...my son didn't get the mail today 11. How many different beverages have you had today? 2...diet coke and beer 12. What's one thing you wish to change about yourself? my boobs...want smaller 13. What do you wish for? my tax return to get here 1

A Lil Break
So just moved into my new apartment.... sorry i havent been online much but until i get things into its place i just dont feel like i can rest... things are crazy with my mother intown also...and my kid...i missed him but wowzers hes gotten louder.... but yeah dont have alot of time to sit here just wanted to take a quick break and maybe put up an update for those who care.... i will t2yl

My Weary Soul
Though I try I cannot speak For in your presence I am weak I search for words I cannot find It seems as though I’ve lost my mind I feel the shame I cannot bear As I am trapped beneath your stare Your eyes see deep within my heart I feel you rip my soul apart The darkness surges through my veins As I still wear your hellish reigns You act as if I’m just a toy Convincing me I must destroy My life pours out like desert sands While I am gripped inside your hands There’s nothing I can say or do I’ll never get away from you Yet still I try and still I fight Ever searching for the light I’d dare to say that I am blessed If I could simply find some rest

Battle Of The Sexes
OK freinds and fams i am in a battle of the sexes contest. I need all the comments i can get so get those comments going for me please, I do not want to be owned. Here is the link to get to the page to where i am. http://fubar.com/user/686706 then go battle of the sexes and bomb me please.

Life
Today, my senses and feeling go hand in hand with the weather today....sunny, with the cooling breeze of spring... My senses have come alive once more...and not just because the weather is the best it will ever be...but because I am beginning anew...Like spring...my life starts fresh...With the wind that blows, it carries away the cold days of winter, and bring again life in my heart. Grass grows green, and the leaves bud on the trees...as feelings begin to grow deep within...ready to sprout with the smile of who I desire...or the warmth in his eyes...can this be???? We do not yet know, but there is the kindling of a fire brewing....a fire that could become a blaze, something that I would hope will burn a lifetime, but never ever go out... It will burn Hot at times, with passion and settle in the night to warmth and love and comfort as it enfolds the body’s it possesses...to once again break free of the boundaries and burn hot again...the cycle continues. But I get ahead of mysel

Reason, A Season Or A Lifetime
People come into your life for a Reason, a Season or a Lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow

Talking Like All The Time Would Confuse Me..lol(poem..funny)
well my grammer is tight i think i am picking it up aight i am getting in the swing of things that i think would be better let unseen lol if you get what i mean sorry but the words just seem to flow i hope you get this fo sho he thought i was a trip cause i couldn't get it but i picked it up quick he tried to confuse me with words i just couldn't get but i showed him i can now pick up on that ganster shit to an extent my grammer is good this is not how it should be i should be aight i think tonight but this ganster talk is more then i am use to i don't get what i said all of thei is monkey babble in my head how the fuck did i write this shit insted he called me shorty now that i got on the first try he said some strange shit most of it i didn't get he tried his best to confuse me but what he don't get is he was talking to a stubbron bitch i wouldn't give up learning how to talk the talk i already know i can walk the walk whats with a bruther trying

A Daddy's Love
i feel the love within me,and it is all just for you. watching you coming out,i held my breath for you. when you cried for the first time, i cried along with you. ten fingers, ten toes, my heart belongs to you. they wipe you clean and put you in mommies arms. you were so happy and content will all the love and charm. and i held you for the first time, and i was as proud as i could be. cause there is no one in this world who will love you more than me. i lie you down in my arms and rocked you until you fell asleep. i know right now from this point on,your love i'll always keep. rest your head my dear tomorrow is anew. goodnight my darling daughter ,daddy loves you.

You Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i sneeze like crazy wheni have a full stomach. 2. i got some funky ears. 3. i alway have to wear socks even if its 100 degrees out. 4. i got a belly ring fetish. 5. i will talk to you while im on the toliet (ask jenn) 6. i fart really loud in public. 7. i love the smell of gasoline. 8. i amuse my self very easy. 9. i cant stand negative people. 10. I think BLONDES are dumb....j/k charmed...lol...

We Need Valentine's Dates!
glitter-graphics.com WANTED: A Fubar Valentine's Date for Sarge's Bad girls. All you have to do is leave ONE comment on why you believe you should be that girl's fubar valentine's date. The person with the best answer will get the girl for Valentine's Day! It will be up to the girl to which answer she chooses as "best", so don't be worried someone already did a great answer! The Bad Girl will send the winner at least one Fubar gift on Valentine's day and also attach to her name that you are her Valentine's date. This is NOT an acutal AUCTION, so that means you can save your fubucks and real money!!! How sweet is THAT? glitter-graphics.com It has already started so be sure to check on who YOU would like for YOUR Valentine's date! The Bad Girls will be making their choice by 8:00 PM Fubar time February 13th. glitter-graphics.com SO CLICK THE PICTURE AND SEE WHO ALL NEEDS A FU DATE FOR VALENTINES DAY. Sarge's Bad Girls

White
Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says, 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

Archbishop Defends Sharia Remarks
Archbishop defends Sharia remarks The Archbishop of Canterbury has defended his comments on Sharia law, following widespread criticism. A statement on his website said that he "certainly did not call for its introduction as some kind of parallel jurisdiction to the civil law". However, at least two General Synod members have called for Dr Rowan Williams to resign following the row. Colonel Edward Armitstead told the Daily Telegraph: "I don't think he is the man for the job." Dr Williams had called for parts of Sharia law to be recognised in the UK, and he is said to be in a state of shock and dismayed by the criticism he has received from his own Church. Islamic Sharia law is a legal and social code designed to help Muslims live their daily lives, but it has proved controversial in the West for the extreme nature of some of its punishments. He is undoubtedly one of the finest minds of this nation Rt Rev Stephen Lowe Colonel Armitstead, a Synod member

Life Without Regrets....
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason.. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.

Staple Gun And Hanger
The hearts that stopped beating The look of disgust on her father face. And the tear rolling down her mother's. "How could you be so fucking stupid?" her father shouted. As she just stood there no saying anything knowing if she did she only cause more pain in her behalf. "Who is he?" the mother whispered. "John" she mumbled "John John the one we know" her father demanded All she could do is nod. As her father left "you stupid fucking whore" he shouted. "How could you do this to the family?" her mother replied. "You don't understand" she answered, "I loves him and he loves me." "What's wrong with you? What did I do to deserve this?" As the mother starts to walk out of the room. "Mom...please...dont leave me" She cried. "You're nothing but a whore. You got yourself in this you find your own way out." her mother said with out looking her own daughter eyes. "Why" shaking her head as she left the room. Tear fall down her face as she drops to her kn

Assholes
OK, so I haven't vented in a while and I am realllllyyyyy feeling the need. First of all to my annoying crazy psychopathic stalkers a big "Fuck off" I can't understand why people cant just accept the words "NO" and "not interested" or maybe "leave me the fuck alone" isn't clear enough. My question is why would anyone want to bother and harrass someone that they know hates them and wants absolutely nothing to do with them. Ok that was my forst issue. Second is men...I have turned down atleast 15 friend requests today alone because ppl dont read and dont have the courtesy to atleast say hello or hi in the request, I mean god damn how clear is my "about me" section? And NO I dont wanna show u anything after 2 seconds of conversation..lmao give me a frikin break here. The fucktard, sexually deprived ugly sad ppl must stay away from me because Im about to lose it. Now to my boy toys...much love to ya guys and this has nothing to do with most of you...lmao ok I feel a little better..

Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am 46 years old 2) I was born and raised in Augusta, Maine 3) I have 4 grown sons. 2 live here in Ocala with us and the other 2 live in Maine. 4) I weighed 300 pounds back in 1990. 5) Karl and I first met at our local Starbucks and a year and a half later we was married at that same Starbucks where we first met. 6) I am disabled. I have several health conditions that keep me from being able to work. 7) I love all animals except SPIDERS YUCK !! 8) I am a member of AA. Yes I am an alcoholic. I have 3 1/2 years sober. YAY ME !! :-) 9) I have lived in Maine, South Carolina, North Carolina and Florida

Who Wants Snow!!!
ive been snowed in for days and almost didnt get out of the house today. on top of that we are getting another storm in a day or 2. ive got more mins on my phone so those who have my number can call me now..well not just yest ive got to add the mins to my account...anyway..if you dont hear from me for a while its cuz im snowed in

Tag You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a father and a brother 2. I have 2 pets one puppy, one cat 3. I live in WV, born in OH 4. I play several musical instruments and sing 5. I used to be in a band called Mischief 6. I was formerly a sergeant at my local Sheriff's office 7. I like eastern philosophy 8. I have a Doctorate in Divinity and am an ordained minister 9. I don't do drugs 10. I can juggle I TAG FRIENDS: Baby It's Cold, Popey, Hard To Beat, Falling Water, Lady Red

Relationship Quiz
April, the thing you need most in a relationship is Deep Connection In your ideal relationship you and you partner would be deeply and passionately connected. This sense of intimacy is really important for you. As is the need for certain rules and an understanding of who wields the power in your relationship. But regardless of how this works, your deep need for this kind of closeness will ultimately drive your relationship.

Be My Dream............
I want to chase dreams not skirts but skirts are just to much fun from one to another i fly every night it's all the same alcohol and cigarettes but my breath is still something of attraction for you that is and if I had a dream maybe you'd be it but some how I find myself looking around and around for more not just you I want them all straight gay or somewhere in between I don't care I’ll change them they'll all be what I want them to and they'll love every second of it you can tell that I’m not a whore but that just makes you think why does she want more? I play the game to win and winning for that night was something I needed I remember it like it happened yesterday but the truth is it's been months you're hands on me as we dance or was it mine on you? doesn't really matter what matters is what happened next the room staked with people so many to sleep in a small room like this but who cares everyone got some oh and I got some I remember we were fool

My Answers...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. loves tulips 2. sips lady gray and remembers 3. loves my gem 4. looks for happiness in simple things 5. believes in angels 6. has many vices 7. If the crown fits 8. likes kisses on the wrists 9. better to others then myself 10. anything else ask

Open...
He Has me wide open... Has me allowing myself to finally feel Allowing myself to internally heal Wide open Doing things my momma said Good girls never do Open to things I've never done Allowing myself the freedom to have fun Wide open Laughing louder than before Smiling from the inside out Willing to cry Ready to shout Wide open Loose and loving it Living my life like it's brand new Walking proud And standing tall Got me so wide open I can't hold my peace I can't stop my piece Open by- Tamara

Politics!
Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him . He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in

Cancer
Not that I want anyone to feel sorry for me, but I just found out that I have Lung cancer. I am being told it is in stage 2 and am also being told that if things don't get better I have maybe 8 months to a 1 year to live.. I am scared out of my mind and to boot I was just told by a girl I have been seeing that because I have cancer she can't and won't commit to me at all but she can be friends with me.. She is telling me that it is because she don't want to get any closer to me and then loose me.. Is this her just being selfish or am I reading to much in to it???

Honest......
Well I can't post this on Myspace cuz as always they are fucking up. No suprise I guess. Thats probably why I like this sight better anyway. It never seems to fail me how some people can be with some one for years and then cheat so easily. My boss and I are on another site and stuff, and a friend of mine finds me and her. He doesn't know anything about my boss at all, but starts talking to her. It starts out all nice and friendly like hey I am sorry you gotta work with Jess, blah blah blah. Then he starts asking her about hooking up. She is married, and so is he. He has a wonderful wife and daughter who I like a lot. Not to mention my boss is married also, and would never think about cheating on his wife. Now my problem is this. This guy has been my friend for almost 12 years now, I know what he is like. Should I tell his wife what happened, or just let it be and keep out of it. I don't want to lose my friendship with him, but I hate to see him hurt this girl either.

For Broken Angel
as you sleep dream of me as you sleep dream of us as you sleep next to me as you sleep rember i love you as you sleep close your eyes and kiss me as you sleep think of me as i think of you ALWAYS THINKING OF YOU Ira Lee Moorealways and foreverAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Rednecks
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?' 'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.' 'Pet fish?' 'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.' 'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.' The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.' 'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've g ot to see this!' The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?' 'Well, what?', says the redneck. The warden says, 'When are you going to call them bac

Wait For Me
I close my eyes So that my world goes black To escape into the darkness But not so quickly look back. Image after image Dream after dream You can do anything you want Though nothing's as it seems. As I wait to drift into unconscienceness All I see is you I see your eyes, I see your smile I hear your voice and your laugh too. It's your kiss I dream of Your touch I crave You're my knight in shining armor But am I the princess you will save. I'm afraid to lose you I'm scared to believe I think about you all the time But is it me you always conceive. I want to shoe you how I want to show you that I can I want to give you all my love But I'm afraid to have you as my man. It's not so easy to trust When you're so insecure I'm not longer an innocent girl I'm not longer pure. I've been crushed Ripped apart Piece by piece Trashed is my heart. I'm starting to get over the pain That ripped my heart to pieces Maybe you should help me put it back tog

I Gone
Hey just a quick note to let all my friends that I will be gone from the 18th through the 22nd of Feburary. I am flying my special someone to Reno for Valentines day. Hope you all dont forget me while I am gone.

V Day Rant
V Day rant Category: Life OK so no one misunderstands this I am not upest sad or depreessed I just had alot running through my head today. To all those people I love and care about I hope you all have a wonderful day cause I am going to try to. Well atleast I am going to enjoy my night cause work as roally sucked for three days staraight now. Anyways moving on it really kinda of sucks that after al the changes that I have put myself through which I am doing great but lonely then hell lately cause I don't have anybody to spend time with and I mean nobody really which sucks. But I have learned to deal with cause I am still very happy. It just I wish I had someone anyone I could hang out with bs watch movies go out just talk for hours about nothing and everything all at once. But I have been trying to spend as much time with the people I care about. But just no luck there well that is all for now.

The Stuck Vibrator
A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem. She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina. So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation." "I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? "

Valentines Day
Well yesterday was Valentines day, and what a GREAT Valentines Day it was. I have never had a Valentine. NEVER! Yesterday was my first year having a valentine and he made it MARVELOUS!!!!! I went to work, had a semi very good day. I got a lot of valentines from my kids at work, and one of the kids even went as far as gettin me a little bug that says "I'm your little love bug" since I call her my love bug lol Jeff was txting me throughout the day and then finally asked me how I wanted my chicken done and what sides. I told him it didn't matter, and rice & green beans. he asked me to call him on my way home. So gettin my stuff and gettin ready, I give him a call. And head over. I start to pull into the driveway, and I smell something on the grill. It dont smell like chicken. I look at the house... Hmm its kinda dark. lol I walk inside, and Jeffs in the kitchen runnin back and forth and makin dinner. I look over to my right to see the table. I cry. The table is all set u

Real Confidence
Saturday, February 16, 2008 Real confidence The strongest confidence is quiet, inner confidence. The surest sign of inherent weakness and lack of confidence is the need to boast. Practice humility and what you will build is confidence. The less you care about impressing others, the more impressed they will be. Be honest and authentic, and your confidence will grow. The more fully you realize that there's no need to hide who you are, the more confident you'll become in every endeavor. Approach each task with understanding and patience. Don't let arrogance infect your attitude, for arrogance is a feeble imitation of confidence that drives real confidence away. Know where you are going and why. True confidence flows naturally from a clear sense of purpose. There is a solid, genuine confidence within you, and it can empower all that you do. Live and act to nourish and grow that confidence, and it will surely serve you well. -- Ralph Marston

I Hate....
~I HATE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL ~I HATE THE WAY YOU LOOK ~I HATE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME SMILE ~I HATE THE WAY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS ~I HATE YOUR EYES AND GLEAM IN THEM ~I HATE THE WAY YOU DRESS ~I HATE THE WAY YOU TALK ~I HATE THE GIRL THAT STOLED YOUR HART ~I HATE HOW I CANT TAKE MY MIND OFF YOU ~I HATE HOW I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND I ~I HATE WHEN I SEE YOUR NAME ~I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ~BUT THE THING I HATE MOST IS....I DONT HATE YOU AT ALL!!!

My Birthdate
4 March 1951 Your date of conception was on or about 11 June 1950 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Pisces. Your Life path number is 5. Your fortune cookie reads: If you want the rainbow, you must to put up with the rain. D. Parton Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2433709.5. The golden number for 1951 is 14. The epact number for 1951 is 22. The year 1951 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/6/1951 and ending 1/26/1952. You were born in the Chinese year of the Rabbit. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Wolf; your plant is Plantain. You were born in

All This I Should Have Known
STUPID me had to go and be silly and fall for Jassent's lies all over again. Fuckin Sue emails him and now he's finished with me and wanting her. How many more times in my miserable life am I going to be tossed aside for the ex wife before I figure out that I'm just second best and my ex boyfriends come back to me when theres trouble in paradise. I deserve love and I'll find it some day. Although right now, I'm broken hearted.

One More Time People
Ok I know I bitch and complain about some weird crap, but thats who I am, like it or not. Today it happens to be point-whores. Yes I said it POINT WHORES. Certain members who feel the need to buy their friendships...PFFFT...how fucked up is that? If you need to buy your friends...they arent your friends. Get a fucking clue, they only want you for your money and your popularity. Can some of these people honestly be so blind that Fubar takes up their lives on a daily basis, rating pictures and profiles, handing out blasts, VIP's, tickers, Happy Hours and now fuckin Fu-Bling? Gimme a fuckin break. I've seen alot of people on this site bust there asses to get where they are and nobody notices it. But you got a little cash and BOOM everybody is your friend right? Thats bullshit, having friends shouldnt be based on how much money you make in a year, it should be based on who you are as a person. If you gotta buy someone something to keep them around...STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!! D

The Ultimate Love Story
The Ultimate Love Story Buckmaster Fuller once promised his wife Annie that he would die before she did so that he could be there to welcome her when it was her turn. Shortly after a presentation in New York, he was informed that Annie had lapsed into a coma in a hospital in Los Angeles. He was told that the doctors felt that there was a good chance that she would not regain consciousness. He took the first flight he could get. Upon arriving in Los Angeles, he went immediately to Annie’s bedside. Sitting beside her, he closed his eyes. And quietly died.

Random ?s
1. do you ever turn your cell phone off? god no! 2. do you like more than one person right now? i like a lot of people right now... 3. if you could push one person off a cliff who would it be? Guess.... just... GUess 4. who was your last text from? asshole 6. would you rather have glasses or braces? glasses... totally... 7. have you ever been in love? Yes... :D 8. what is the most played song on your itunes? well, while in my car with my cd player.... i listen to... Noose... A LOT... 9. what's the last movie you watched and what did you think of it? ooohh.. Vacancy? It was... ok... i guess 10. do you know anyone who has cancer? actually,... yes 12. what is the last thing you touched, other than your computer? my nipples... those rings are just so... yeah 13. how many hours of sleep did you get last night? ooohh probably 6 or so 14. do you play guitar hero? OMFG i SOOOO can play it now... it's kinda fun 15. do you have justin timberlake mu

Your Brain On Super Bowl Ads
Posted by Roger Dooley under Neuromarketing sands super bowl EEGFor the last few years, while fans have been recovering from an excess of guacamole and sports analysts were explaining why the winning team actually prevailed (scored more points?), small teams of neuroscientists have been at work doing their own post-game analysis: measuring which ads lit up viewers’ brains. (I’ve written about some of the past efforts in Super Bowl Ads: Brain Dead and Super Bowl Ads: GoDaddy Girl 1, Neuroscientists 0.) For the 2008 Super Bowl, the ad analysis came from a new source: Advertising Age. Skeptical of neuromarketing in their most recent article, AdAge traveled to Batavia, Ohio, to watch neuromarketing startup Sands Research hook subjects up to electroencephalography machines as they viewed Super Bowl ads. I was happy to see that my own technology-unaided pick for the best Super Bowl ad, the Coke “It’s Mine” spot (featuring giant parade balloons vying for an equally large floating Co

*fu-perves Exposed*
Everyone knows that some freaky sh*t goes on in the fu.... This here is a combination of screen shots and recorded convo's for your reading AND laughing pleasure...... WELCOME TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.... Nothing beats waking up first thing in the morning, sipping on your coffee, going on the computer and reading this in your shout box: ...Doesn't anyone READ profiles??: I didn't want to give him my AIM: LMFAO that's all I've got to say about that... To much time on your hands.... Or too much time using your right one... This Guy is a MEGA perve....He is only interested in you if you have a cam... he asks me if I have a cam all the time, I covered sexyirishman07 in another blog....but THIS IS Hilarious....After SexyIrishman Perved out on me and then called me a c*nt because I wouldn't go on cam with him...My friend (WHO is a guy) Imed him pretending to be a female, this was the following coversation: Alls I have to say is This n00b was PWND for sho....

Hey Abbott!
> COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT > > ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? > > COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm > thinking about buying a computer. > > ABBOTT: Mac? > > COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. > > ABBOTT: Your computer? > > COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. > > ABBOTT: Mac? > > COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. > > ABBOTT: What about Windows? > > COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? > > ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? > > COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the > windows? > > ABBOTT: Wallpaper. > > COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. > > ABBOTT: Software for Windows? > > COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to > write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do > you have? > > ABBOTT: Office. > > COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? > > ABBOT

What's A Bar Without A Bard?
The following is from Alexander Pushkin's Eugene Onegin, a novel written entirely in verse - He who has lived as thinking beinng Within his soul must hold men small; He who can feel is always fleeing The ghost of days beyond recall; For him enchantment's deep infection Is gone; the snake of recollection And grim repentance gnaws his heart. All this, of course, can help impart Great charm to private conversation; And though the language of my friend At first disturbed me, in the end I liked his caustic disputation- His blend of banter and of bile, His sombre wit and biting style. brilliant because it's true, or maybe it's just me.. I've only finished the first chapter of Onegin so I'm sure I'll be sharing more here - along with any other words of wisdom(or just plain great poetry) that strikes me. Signed, Lord Surly, the unofficial fu-bard of Fubar

Male Circumcision
Ok, so I actually have seen how they do it... and for the record, i don't care... I'm not doing that shit to my son! fuck that crazy bullshit... only people who do it AROUND THE WORLD are jews and muslim... which thank god, i'm neither. And i've read both pros and cons to it, and there is no scientific evidence either way of it being good or bad... it's a bunch of opinions... so fuck that shit... not happening... I know a lot of guys who have it done.. it's more of an appearance thing in the US... only 30% of the men in the WORLD have it done... Jews, Muslims, and some psycho idiots in the US... so, for the record, my son is NOT having that horrific shit done to him.

1st Installment- Southern Goddess!!!!
OK PEOPLE, ITS TIME TO SHOW ONE OF THE BEST WOMEN ON FUBAR SOME LOVE!!!! THIS IS THE FIRST OF MY RANDOM FAMILY PIMPOUT SERIES!! MEET SOUTHERN GODDESS! THIS WOMAN DESERVES ALL THE LOVE YOU CAN GIVE HER!! SHE HAS ALWAYS SHOWN ME NOTHING BUT RESPECT AND FRIENDSHIP, SO PLEASE GO SHOW HER THE SAME RESPECT AND LOVE!!! CLICK HER PIC AND GO TO TOWN!!!! This Pimpout brought to you by ☆FTW☆- MIDDLE MAN TO SAMANTHA AND FORNICATES@ fubar

Fantasy
FUNNY HOW YOU MAKE MISTAKES THAT YOU SWEAR YOU WONT EVER MAKE AGAIN....AND THEN YOU DO! YOU THINK ALL IS GOING WELL AND THEN BOOM! IT HITS YOU LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN! YOU FALL....HOPING HE'LL CATCH YOU! KNOWING DAMN WELL HE IS SOOO FAR OUT OF YOUR LEAUGE. YOU START TO FIGHT WITH THAT VOICE IN YOUR HEAD TELLING YOU NOT TO LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. BUT YOU WIN. YOU LET YOURSELF TRAVEL TO THAT FAR AWAY LAND CALLED FANTASY. TELLING YOURSELF AND EVEN BELIEVING THAT SOMEONE LIKE HIM COULD LIKE SOMEONE LIKE YOU. THE AFFECTION THAT YOU HAD BEEN LONGING FOR FOR SOOO LONG IS FINALLY WITHIN YOUR REACH. YOU TALK FOR HOURS,LISTENING TO EVERY WORD, MEMORIZING EVERY LINE IN HIS FACE WHEN HE SMILES, LAUGHING AT ALL HIS STORIES. AND JUST WHEN YOU START TO REACH OUT....IT TURNS THE OTHER WAY, BEING THE FOREVER OPTIMIST....YOU IGNORE THAT BIG CLOUD OVER YOUR HEAD THAT READS DENIAL IN FLASHING NEON LIGHTS....YOU REACH AGAIN TO FIND IT SLIPPING FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY. YOU FEEL THAT FAR AWAY PLACE YOU HAD YOURSE

Do U Have What It Takes
Hey guys. Still lookin' for all your help as we continue to search for our new guitarist. So far, the pickings have been slim and we'd definitely have made one by now if there was a worthy choice, but the truth is, there just hasn't been. So, get the word out for us. We're an established Mifflinburg based band that covers the edgier side of modern rock. We're looking for an all purpose guitar player that is well versed enough to stand alone as the only guitar player in the band. I will hopefully be getting more involved in the guitars myself, but I have no desire to be a full time guitarist at this point. You must have your own pro gear. Please!!! Practice combo's just don't carry the weight we need in our sound. Possession and the ability to play seven string guitars is a major plus, but willing to work around this if you're good enough. You must also have a good working attitude. Ego can be a real asset in this business, but it can be a real pain in the ass if it's too big. We

I'm A Petty Thief.
You're nothing but a lowly crook, ya bum! You're never going to make it in these rough streets, so you might as well get out of here before you get hurt. If you do decide to pursue a life of crime, keep it relatively innocuous and nonviolent. I recommend stealing grapes from the supermarket, tampering with other people's mail, ripping the tag off the mattress, exposing yourself to your neighbors, making prank phone calls, blocking publicly accessible entrances, constructing a building without adequate handicap entrances, burning rubbage in your front lawn, writing Facebook apps, carrying less than a gram of marijuana, committing/receiving sodomy in the state of TX, marrying a canine, wrestling a puppy, and any other petty crime or misdemeanor!

Random Thoughts From My Head
Well, today has so far not been too bad. Been running around most of the morning... which sucks... cuz i hate running around! Other than that, well... nothing exciting has been happening... til tonight!!! Yay!!! Adam and I are taking the girls to Build-A-Bear tonight... and thats gonna be awesome... Chastine is coming with us... so we'll all be hanging out at the mall... it'll be pretty nifty. Sooo... i cant wait until he gets off work... yay!!! lol anywho... chastine is coming over to hang out so i'm wrapping this up....

Wash Away
If I could wash away the sorrow in my heart Sail away for just one day and catch a falling star If I could take away a lifetime of regrets If I could weep away the tears in my heart Oh toxic tears Wash away my sadness Wash the pain, the loss

Tonight's Eclipse
So ok yeah there is an eclipse tonight.. something that some people are making a huge deal of and others like me..well its not so big a deal..I've seen em before, chances are I'll see them again. So in response to my complete feelings of apathy towards this whole cosmic event I have set my yahoo status to the following "Oh boy an eclipse...who really cares?" Thats right kids..sarcasm AND apathy all in one neat little two part statement..So as I'm sitting here just chatting away with some friends and stuff when the following convo occurs on said yahoo.. wicked shy: jackass. it's a beautiful thing, you're an ass if you're just going to make fun of it. Travis K: no need to call names Travis K: I mean really why the name calling? wicked shy: because i fucking can. you don't care about the eclipse, and i dont fucking care to hear your opinion about it. it was stupid to put that as your status, utterly pointless Travis K: wow someon'es a bit upset wicked shy: someone is sick of men

Celtic 2-3 Barcelona
Celtic 2-3 Barcelona By Julian Taylor Lionel Messi (right) celebrates with Ronaldinho at Celtic Park Barcelona displayed their class to end Celtic's formidable home European record with a deserved win in Glasgow. Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink put Celtic in front in 15 minutes with a powerful header only for Lionel Messi to clip home an equaliser three minutes later. Barry Robson burst forward to loop a header over Victor Valdes to give battling Celtic an interval lead. Barca levelled through Thierry Henry, before dominating the second half, and Messi tucked in a 79th minute winner. Interview: Celtic manager Gordon Strachan Interview: Celtic player Gary Caldwell Celtic - who had won their last three Champions League home matches - included Paul Caddis and Robson for their Champions League debuts. Caddis appeared in place of the cup-tied Andreas Hinkel, while Robson replaced the suspended Scott Brown in midfield. Paul Hartley was also included

Plz Vote For My Grandson Spencer Ty
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Dreamer Date: Feb 21, 2008 8:11 PM http://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/BabyContest/home.aspx?category=Search&viewType=SmallImagemake sure you copy & paste the whole thing.& if that don't take you directly to it, go to..www.greatamericanphotocontest.comfind search, type in spencer & put in ohio..it should work, lol.=]thanks!

My Blog On Taxation Part Two
You think last night was bad, wait 'till you hear the depressing news for tonight. After an income tax was declared unconstitutional, the politicians chose their sides. Democrats, eager to spend the money that would come from income tax and republicans that were opposeed to the idea "in principal". (like they wouldnt like to get their grubby hands on it too. i may be a republican, but as politicians go, they are all the same, just different faces of the same coin.) The democrats called for a constitutional amendment permitting the income tax in both of their 1896 & 1908 platforms. They told the american people that the income tax would affect only the rich. Now, the class wars have begun. (upper, middle and lower) Texas senator, Joseph Bailey, tried to embarass the republicans by introducing a bill, calling for an income tax, thinking the republicans would vote it down. He was bluffing. He wanted the republicans to come in and kill the idea, furthering the ide

Facebook Falters In Europe
LONDON - The miraculous growth of social-networking phenomenon Facebook may have met its first hiccup in Europe, according to data released Thursday. Internet analysts at Nielsen Online reported that the number of unique visitors in Britain visiting Facebook fell in January, marking the first time it has seen a decline in the key metric in 17 months. Some 8.5 million unique users in Britain spent time on Facebook last month, down from 8.9 million in December. If the trend holds up, it suggests that enthusiasm for social networking--as well as Facebook's growth--may be tapering off in Europe. "I think what we are seeing generally across the larger social networks is a plateau of audience growth," said Alex Burmaster, an analyst with Nielsen. Rival social networks MySpace and Bebo have also tailed off in Britain, Burmaster says: MySpace peaked in April 2007, with 6.8 million unique users, while Bebo peaked in July with 4.6 million. Unique user figures for January 2008 show 5.

The Meaning Of Mz. Thang
What Mz. Thang Means You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience. You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along. But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it's hard to get you to budge. You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success com

Llp Bully 1
COME ON IN TO LIL’S LIL GOTHIC PLAYGROUND!!!!!WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU!! WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE!! STOP IN AND PLAY AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS!! ^^^ CLICK PIC TO ENTER LIL’S LIL GOTHIC PLAYGROUND^^^

Dont
Don’t Fall In Love Have you ever fallen in love, But knew they did not care? Have you ever felt like crying, But knew it would get you no where? Have you ever watched them walk away… Not wanting them to go? And whispered “I love you” softly… Not wanting them to know? You cried all night in misery, And almost went insane There’s nothing in this world That causes so much pain If I could choose between love and death, I think I’d rather die Love is fun, but it hurts too much And the price you pay is high So I say, don’t fall in love You’ll be hurt before it’s through You see my friend, I ought to know, I fell in love with you.

On This Day Feb. 23
Today is Saturday, February 23, 2008. This is the 54th day of the year, with 312 days remaining in 2008. Fact of the Day: ice cream People have been eating ice cream for 3000 years, originally as flavored snow or ice. Ice cream evolved from flavored ices that were popular with the Roman nobility in the 4th century BC. The emperor Nero is known to have imported snow from the mountains and topped it with fruit juices and honey. In the 13th century, Marco Polo was reported to have returned from China with recipes for making water and milk ices. Early colonists poured maple syrup over snow. Both Washington and Jefferson owned a "cream machine for making ice" and Dolly Madison's White House dinner parties were talked about for the "large shining dome of pink ice cream" as the centerpiece. Colonists talked about going to ice cream houses since the 1700s, which weren't generally called ice cream parlors or ice cream stands until the late 1870s. The discovery that salt would lower the free

How To Contact Me
hey if you would like to chat with me else where, I am on YIM as recon252 also if you would like to join me if you play WoW, I am on the elune realm and am known as purefate. love all my fufriends =)

Beloved Immortally
I hide hide behind my laughter hide beneath my fears far below my smile and oceans amidst my tears I see see with the eyes of a mystic soul beyond the stars and the moon deep within a wounded heart above the morality of religeon amongst the rebellion of a generation I feel feel the beat of your heart the warmth of you breath the coolness of the breeze the mist of the dawn I touch touch with the tenderness of an angel with the softness of a flowers petal with the curiosity of a child with the care of a healer I love love with the heart of a dreamer to the depths and heights of none before me without knowledge of a beginning and end without reserve without disguise I kiss kiss with lips painted wine the furrowed lashes of your brow the buttery softness of your neck the weathered hands you place in mine I take take the precious offer of your love the leap into your arms the fall from t

The Official I Hate Jen Club......kiss My A$$ B&tches!!!
i WANTED TO START THIS BLOG OFF WITH AN EARLIER POST FROM MY MYSPACE ACCOUNT - SO ALL YOU HATING ASS BITCHES KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD!! Thursday, June 21, 2007 The Official I hate Jen Club...KISS MY ASS BITCHES! Current mood: pissed off Category: Writing and Poetry I am so sick of the so-called inlaws and their bullshit! I had somewhere to go tonight with my Uncle, and so Mark stayed with the kids at the house, which is good since it was nearly dinner time for them. When I returned to my home, I wanted to use the phone and noticed that Mark's mother had called my home.. I said to him "oh, your mom called, what did she want"... thinking that she might have actually called to book the Pampered Chef party that she promised that she would and has been blowing off...but oh no....that would be too much like right. He tells me right away that he can not talk to me about it right then and that he doesn't want to discuss it in front of the children.. now, at

Flyte 2/23/08
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN *FOUNDER OF THE COVEN * gettin married 2 blueeye dragon nov 13@ fubar HAVE YOU MET STEPHANIE LYNN? SHE IS ONE TERRIFIC LADY. WHO LOVES MAKING FRI

My Best Friend
Okay so becca doesn't know I'm on her fubar right now but I thought this would be a great time to make fun of her. She wears heels and mini skirts and never wears anything remotely country and yet right now she's outside washing some cattle for a show, and I'm sick so I'm totally just pwning her computer and her life. She's weird, shes scared of horses, she is very peaceful, I've only seen her really mad a few times but I've seen her drunk and fighting alot. I don't let her drink much anymore. We met 13 years ago, I actually came over to give her money for a bet and then I discovered her computer was on! hahaha I'm mean but I guess I won't write too much or else she's going to be pissed. Bye for now!! LUV Amb3r kekka bugs bestie for lyfe and most gangstarrrr bestie!

The Good Napkins
This cracked me up! Tell me you all didn't wonder about these when you were little!! THE GOOD NAPKINS... ahhhhh... the joys of having Girls... My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake). One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for 'special occasions' (her second mistake). Now fast forward a few months.... It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter.

Friend
Everyone should have a friend like you You are so much fun to be with And you are such a good person You crack me up with laughter And touch my heart with your kindness You have a wonderful ability To know when to offer advice And when to sit in quiet support Time after time You've come to my rescue And brightend so many Of my routine days And time after time I've realized how fortunate I am that my life includes you I really do believe that Everybody should have a friend like you But so far it looks like You are one of a kind!

Are You Normal ?
You Are Fairly Normal You scored 40% normal on this quiz Like most people you are normal in some ways... But you aren't a completely normal person. You're a little weird too! Why You Are Normal: You find the Macarena to be the more embarrassing dance You prefer your friends to your family You prefer ruffled potato chips You think glasses can make someone more attractive You prefer fiction to non fiction Why You Aren't Normal: You'd rather have cockroaches than rats in your home You would rather be tan than pale When you're in a car, you prefer to be the passenger You would rather be a movie star than an astronaut You think fishnet stockings are sexy What's Normal About You... And What's Not?

Simple Ideas
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK. 4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW

Republican Or Demorat?
I was traveling between Phoenix and Ajo the other day south of Gila Bend when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too, was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man. "Republican," I replied. "Well, you can just go to fly a kite," yelled the old man as he sped off. Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I though it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat. "D

Immortal Technique - Bush Knocked Down The Towers Lyrics
Immortal Technique - Bush Knocked Down The Towers lyrics (mos def) Man you hear this bullshit they be talkin Everyday man Its like these motherfuckers is just like professional liars You know what im sayin? So wow Listen! (hook - mos def) 2X Bin laden didn't blow up the projects It was you nigga, tell the truth nigga (bush knocked down the towers) Tell the truth nigga (bush knocked down the towers) Tell the truth nigga I pledge no allegiance Nigga fuck the presidents speeches Im baptized by america And covered in leeches The dirty water that preaches your soul and your facial features Drowning you in propaganda that they spit through the speakers And if you speak about the evil that the government does The patriot act attract you to the type that you love They try to frame you And say you was trying to sell drugs They throw a federal indictment on niggas To show you love This shit is run by fake christians Fake politicians Look at they mansions a

Just To Be With You
I lose myself in your beautiful eyes I cant pull away even if I wanted to try Your perfect in every way The thought of you just makes my day You came to me from the heavens above You flew in on wings my angel of love When nothing seems to go quite right and I no longer can see the light I look upon your angelic face and I'm taken away to a far better place I cherish every word you've said You move me like the music I play in my head In this world of false truths I know only one thing true I'd give up everything just to be with you.

Lucius Atherton
When my moustache curled, And my hair was black, And I wore tight trousers And a diamond stud, I was an excellent knave of hearts and took many a trick. But when the gray hairs began to appear-- Lo! a new generation of girls Laughed at me, not fearing me, And I had no more exciting adventures Wherein I was all but shot for a heartless devil, But only drabby affairs, warmed-over affairs Of other days and other men. And time went on until I lived at Mayer's restaurant, Partaking of short-orders, a gray, untidy Toothless, discarded, rural Don Juan.... There is a mighty shade here who sings Of one named Beatrice; And I see now that the force that made him great Drove me to the dregs of life.

The Chance Encounter
The Chance Encounter The heat of the day had hit her hard when she exited the plane, but now that she was in her hotel she was quite comfortable. It had been a long flight from Queensland, Australia to Florida in the US but it was the chance she needed to advance her career. She had a shower then ordered room service. She sat on the bed in her robe and turned on the television but found nothing of interest to watch, so she turned it off again and lay back on the soft coverings. In an hour and a half she would be presenting her ideas to the clients, she was nervous. To calm her nerves she decided that she would get ready – she always felt prepared for anything when in her business clothes. Her room service had not arrived so she sat on the bed wondering what to do next. She knew the presentation word for word and hadn’t expected to have to wait around. Being a career orientated woman she had not had much time to date and thus was used to doing things to herself. Now was as g

Hang In There
When the tears are falling, cant't you hear me calling? When the pain is deep, Hang in there. When you dont want to go on, and there is no where to go. The rain begins to fall, and you feel so alone, You look out into the distant sky, you have to sigh, but dont you ever say goodbye. Hang in there. I care. My shoulder is yours to cry on, just reach out your hand. The road is long, seems there is no end, remember it is just a bend. Look up know i am watching, just Hang in there. Dont you ever give up. New doors will open, the old will soon close. dont you ever run, cant you see the sun, as it begins to shine down. The sun will shine again, just believe. The angels will guide you. Hang in There. I will always be here, and in my heart you will always be, Just hang in there. The sun will shine again. Hang in there.

Won't Be On Much
Just wanted to let everyone know that I will not be on as much...I just moved out of my exes house and into my friends house...Please still leave me some love.... Jennifer My yahoo screenname is jennay21586

Another Weirdo From Fubar
read backwards, from bottom to top... this was a convo in my shoutbox... as you can see he's a fucking idiot.... ->patbelle: no... its not... i dont know how else to make you understand that patbelle: that is going to happen on knowly to u ->patbelle: you've got to be insane.... for one, i would never marry outside of my race, period, end of story, and for two, i love adam very much and wouldn't leave him for some guy.... and three, you have to be insane... patbelle: ok let see ->patbelle: no.... you aren't patbelle: i am going to take u away from him ->patbelle: my boyfriend patbelle: who is adam patbelle: ok ->patbelle: sorry patbelle: u made me cry patbelle: cry ->patbelle: because, i'm in love with someone patbelle: u re belle patbelle: why no? ->patbelle: no patbelle: will u consider me 4 marriage ->patbelle: nothin' patbelle: i know that is why i said so , wat can u do for me ->patbelle: no, i'm not... my heart belongs to my boyfriend p

The New Game
We all start over, this time with a new game one that isn't made the way you would think, a game of wits not of lust, a game you can't win, one I will never lose not to one I almost hate, this game will never be done as long as your words still echo in my head, but know this is only a game, revenge would kill not just leave you wounded, while I laugh you cry wondering what has happened to the sweet boy you once knew, he died for the last time never to be resurrected again all because of your games and your lies, hate what you see and know it is what you made, a game that you can't win a boy that will laugh at your pain, your old salvation now shall be your damnation

Wishes
im always wishing for things to go right for me but they never do, i try to make others happy but that never works...so i jusdt sit here glare at the screen of my computer...a void sits inside me like there is no one there. sometimes i just wish i could curl up in my bed toss the blankets over me and wait till the days go by and i grow too old to care..yes i do. it hurts inside right now, the loneliness inside is bigger than me..overwhelming! oh well i dont think anyone really cares except the ones that are closer t o me..but its not enough

Chavez And Bush Finally Agree On Something..
Good Morning and how are you today? You ever get the feeling all the smart crooks jobs have been taken? Well I do, or at least perhaps currently there are more and more stupid crooks. Take for instance, Felipe M. Medina, of Sheboygan, was charged Thursday with a misdemeanor count of retail theft. The criminal complaint said Medina took a pair of blue jeans, a black T-shirt and a black jacket from a Kohl's store on Nov. 27 in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Police Capt. James Veeser identified Medina as the suspect after viewing the store surveillance tape. A detective asked Medina to come to the police station Wednesday. He admitted in a police interview that he took the clothes and was currently wearing the stolen jacket, the complaint said. He must have really, really like that Jacket… and thank the maker we at home here are not the only ones that can wear the idiot title. David Thomson, 49, was convicted in Edinburgh, Scotland, of smothering his mom to death after she had taunted him for hi

Babydoll's Drink Special Lol
Whiskey BabyDoll - straight up blend of Jack Daniels, Jim Beam and a splash of Peach Schnops! NAMED AFTER BABYDOLL, THIS ONE WILL PUT SOME FUN ON THEM BUNZ OR HAIR ON YA CHEST, WHICH SHE'LL BE PLAYIN WITH! LMAOOO :P~ cum n get some! lol

Beer Vs Pussy
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. advantage: Tie If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get m

Bedroom Grade
Your Bedroom Grade: A You are an expert in bed or should I say sexpert? But you're going to have to reach (around) for that A+. You are a natural in bed, and anyone that has had you brags about it long afterwards! What's your Bedroom Grade? at QuizUniverse.com

Going Back To Vermont
as most of you know i will be leaving today to go back to vermont..fireman185 (chuck) and i decided it would be best for us to take a break for a while if not forever as a couple we will remain as close friends we do love each other very much but we both have deep hurtful pasts. i want to thank my close friends john,cow girl in pink,hotpapa,g dog,queen b and so many more please know i loves ya all i wish things were differant but they cant be fixed with me here in pa. to chuck if you read this i love you so much as we talked most of the late night and this morning i will never stop loving you you have a good heart and are a great man take care be safe all my ff's chuck and john you are my 2 men i will miss you all so much most of all the man i planned to be with til the end of my life

Best Friend Day
"""""GOD *.*.*.OPENED * ...*.*. THE WINDOWS * * .* *.*.*.* OF HEAVEN .*) .*) *.*.*LOOKED AT ME . (... *.*.*.**.*.*.*AND ASKED, ..*(...) .*.*.*.*.* **.*. *WHAT IS YOUR * ....(...) * . * . * .* *DREAM * .*.. *....* (...) * .*FOR .. *..(...). *....* .*TODAY? .* ... *.... * *. * . * .**I . * . * . . * . *.*. * . **ANSWERED: __00000___00000 *.*. * .* .*GOD, _0000000_0000000. * . * .*TAKE _0000 OOOO 00000. * . * .*CARE __0000000000000 * . ** .*OF THE ___00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON _____0000000 * . *. * . ** *.*THAT _______000 * . *. * * * .*.*IS ________0* . * .. ** .. * .*.*READING . * .. ** .. * . * . * .* . *.*THIS . * . (.. *** /) * .*.*.*MESSAGE, * . * ( ..(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE * . * (_ /|.. _) . *.* THIS PERSON IS * . * . /___.. * . .* .*SO . * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL! T0DAY IS BEST FRIEND DAY SEND THIS T0 ALL Y0UR FRIENDS & BACK TO ME, IF I AM 1. IF Y0U GET 7 BACK...Y0U ARE L0VED! 1-3 = Y0U ARE A BAD FRIEND..."

Boiling Point
emotions boil to the point of exploding anger rips it's way through my barricades my soul screams for relief from anguish but only the wind hears my desperate plea for help remain positive in the face of adversity that's what the voices keep telling me why should I listen to my brain? that's what got me here in the first place! Time out, time to stop think about all that is good in your life hold onto that point no matter how small squeeze and hold the light, it is yours let the hate drain from your skin you've done all that you can, now to wait roll it up and put it in your pocket you can't change the past, but you can change the future

Shattered Dreams
Shattered Dreams Another night has come around, As I watch my shattered dreams there on the ground, Of the dreams I have had there is nothing left, Only this great pain here in my chest. There is nothing left of the dreams of my life, No laughing kids, no loving wife, All I have is this emptiness here in my soul, Feeling better off dead if truth be told. No rays of sunshine to brighten my days, Here in the darkness is where I will stay, Sitting forever in my eternal gloom, The slowing of my heart sounding out my doom. Ending my life, I know, the cowards way, But there is nothing left to make me stay, So as I slump slowly down to the floor, I welcome the cold embrace I find at Death's door. DQA

Man Sells Balls
From correspondents in Blantyre, Malawi February 29, 2008 10:05pm Article from: Agence France-Presse A MALAWIAN man who removed a teenaged boy's genitals and sold them for use in witchcraft rituals has been sentenced to 20 years in prison with hard labour. The court in the commercial capital Blantyre convicted Peter Namanja Chakwamba yesterday of committing "acts intended to cause grievous harm." He had pleaded guilty to the crime. The victim, a 14-year-old boy, had his genitals cut off by Chakwamba, who claimed a prominent businessman had paid him the equivalent of $685 to supply him with body parts last year. The boy was left disfigured after reconstructive surgery failed. The businessman, identified as Patrick Murama, is in jail awaiting trial on unrelated murder charges while two of Chakwamba's accomplices are still at large. The practice of removing sexual organs is increasingly common in Malawi, as people use the parts in rituals they believe will make th

Lacking
My poems have been lacking. As my problems have been hacking, hacking away at me. My dear I'm in a hurry. But, please try not to worry, worry over someone like me. Our destiny's are entwined. As sure as someone divine, divinely gave you to me. My problems keep hacking. As I keep packing, packing to be with you. So, try and know this. A kiss is not a kiss, but bliss when taken from you.

Fatal Wartime Tube Crush Marked
Fatal wartime Tube crush marked 173 people died, including more than 60 children Victims of the Bethnal Green Tube disaster in London have been remembered at a special service marking its 65th anniversary. Survivor Alf Morris spoke to the BBC about his memories of the deadly crush. It was one of Britain's worst civilian disasters during World War II. On the evening of 3 March, 1943, a crowd of people were descending the steps into Bethnal Green underground station to take shelter from an impending air-raid. Suddenly, they surged forward and in the crush 173 people were killed and more than 90 injured. Crush censored A high proportion of the victims were women and children, some younger ones babes-in-arms or holding hands, as they made their way down the stairs. The disaster happened on one small stairwell, in the capital city, as people followed their routine to take cover from the coming bombs. But the incident was censored from the wartime moment t

Re: Cotillard's 9/11 Comments Echo Experts, Public Opinion
RE: Cotillard's 9/11 Comments Echo Experts, Public Opinion ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 03 Mar 2008, 13:25 Cotillard's 9/11 Comments Echo Widely-Respected Experts, Public Opinion A smear campaign against Oscar-winning French actress Marion Cotillard is now in full swing, with the establishment media attempting to hide the fact that her comments about 9/11 echo the sentiment of hundreds of widely-respected intelligence and scientific experts in addition to public opinion. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/march2008/030308_comments_echo.htm

7 Things To Not Do When Depressed
1. Whatever you do, stay away from Google. Normally I am a HUGE Google lover, but at 2am when things are looking bleak, Google has a funny way of turning on you. I call this "Depression Googling". It seems like a smart idea in the moment to start searching for all the wacky symptoms of your illness, or the side effects of your medications, but to read all this technical data when you are on little sleep, just leads to trouble. It is overwhelming and depressing and no matter how much medical information and experience you have, you are not a doctor. Google also tends to get addicting. One search leads to another and 3 hours later you still don't have answers, just a load of websites that tend to confuse and depress you even more. 2. Now is NOT the time to Stroll Down Memory Lane. It is fun to look at pictures or talk to old friends etc, but not when you are down in the dumps. When you are sad, comparing yourself to your fat/ skinny/ pretty/ prom/ sick/ healthy pictures is

Top 10 Country Songs
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'. 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win. 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here. 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him. 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger. 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer. And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

Why Is Acting "black" So Cool?
There is a trend or fad that has been going for years now. It might not be very harmful to the world as a whole but is something I see as a serious issue in the US and other ‘Americanized’ countries. A trend or fad that can be traced back into the early 1990’s that has grown exponentially. This trend I am referring to is of course the: “I wish I was black” trend. Now this could also be just a temporary fad that will be gone within a few years or a trend that will steadily rise and grow much like recent societal history indicates. With that being said, I want to know Why... Why is it so cool for people to act out “black” culture stereotypes? Now, first off let me tell you I am NOT saying that being a “wigger” is a bad thing because it imitates black people. That is not what I believe at all. Whatsoever. Period. It is a far-fetched racist stereotype that is reinforced by negative media and now is turning profit. I will outline why I believe it is a harmful trend. Why is it that be

How I Feel
"All Around Me" My hands are searching for you My arms are outstretched towards you I feel you on my fingertips My tongue dances behind my lips for you This fire rising through my being Burning I'm not used to seeing you I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing My hands float up above me And you whisper you love me And I begin to fade Into our secret place The music makes me sway The angels singing say we are alone with you I am alone and they are too with you I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing And so I cry The light is white And I see you I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing Take my hand I

But I Am Not Sure
But I Am Not Sure Melissa Kenyon 2007 Why can't I change I only want someone to love I only want to be loved But things never change They only go away We once had something good But it went away Now it may be back again But I am not sure I want that You only caused me pain in the passed How will I know you won't again How can I trust your love But I am not sure I want to

What A Day
Have you ever had one of those days you wished you never got of bed? Well, I had mine today. So on Mondays my day starts at 5 am. I get up not really wanting to go to work. So start getting ready first bad omen is I spill juice on my work shirt, second omen that's the only clean work shirt I have, third I drop my lip stick and get it on my shirt. So I have to hand wash a work shirt. Blow dry it. Then I'm out the door by 6:40am. I get work and I have a huge mess on my desk . 2 days a week I audit for the airline I work for. So it takes me 3 and half hours of left over work from Sunday to do. OK I'm thinking no big deal. Then I have to deal with a CO-work I would love to just throttle her. I almost lost it. So my manger got a nice little letter of what I thought. I never do this. Then I get called into the office by one of my supervisor. Yea just want I need to top off my wonder day I'm all ready having. At least this time I wasn't in trouble shocker! LOL I was ask what was

My Blog
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog&Mytoken=54BB2BE3-CFCE-4925-9BAF70F24990754821269558 use this link to go str8 to my MYSPACE blog page and read all my wonderfull poems and stuff that happend to me so far...

Important Warning
VERY IMPORTANT INFO State police warning for online: Please read this 'very carefully'..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of Monkeyman935 contacts you, do not reply. DO not talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Jennifer S. Faulkner Education/Information VA 24016 540) 853-2257 (phone) 540) 853-1172 (fax) IF WE CAN PASS ON JOKES, SURELY WE CAN PASS ON A WARNING THAT MAY SAVE A FRIENDS L

Coordination
So I have been browsing around, and there sure is a lot of half naked women on here. I like that in a girl. In my opinion, what you're BARELY wearing is way more attractive than what you're NOT wearing. It's provocative and exciting and doesn't give it all away at the beginning. Don't misunderstand, I totally dig the female body...I just dig it more when it's done in a classy manner. Anyway, I haven't even started, yet I digress...jeez. I was looking around and there's this girl wearing pink boy shorts (what a turn on) and a t-shirt. the neck-line of the shirt is cut low and underneath is a pink bra peeking out. It started me thinking on how many times I've hooked up with women that do not wear a matching set of bra and panties. What's that about? If you're wearing pink panties and a black bra, that just doesn't work for me. Color coordination is a must on such matters. Are you color blind or do you just not care what turns me on? So, that's basically it, just wanted to put that

Rasing Our Collective Consciousness
We have all asked questions like: Who am I? How did I get here? What is my purpose in life? How did this body come together with this mind, perception and awareness? Most of us allow these heavy, seemingly unanswerable questions to glide by while we stay busy living our lives. But for some seekers, the pursuit of greater knowledge becomes a lifelong quest. It has been a decade since The Way of the Explorer was first published, and the rush of civilization toward a tipping point has not abated. A major problematic event that will occur due to our unsustainable growth is peak oil. Peak oil is the point in time at which the discoveries of new petroleum reserves will be less than world consumption. Running out of oil is projected to be imminent by many petroleum geologists. In 1972, during a speech at an International Rotary Convention in Lausanne, Switzerland, shortly after my epiphany in space, I raised concern about the finite supply of fossil fuels, and its role in sustainability. W

Re: Neo-cons Scramble To Downplay Shameful Puppy Video
RE: Neo-Cons Scramble To Downplay Shameful Puppy Video ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 04 Mar 2008, 15:57 Neo-Cons Scramble To Downplay Shameful Puppy Video Emotionally castrated Neo-Cons are doing everything in their power to downplay shameful scenes of U.S. Marines throwing a puppy off a cliff in Iraq, while others are openly and sickeningly lamenting the fact that the poor victim was just a puppy and not an Iraqi baby. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/march2008/030408_puppy_video.htm http://view.break.com/463231 - Watch more free videos

The State Of The Scene
I wonder when people will realize that the "scene" has become homogeneous. It's full of 14 year old girls with uneven bangs, black and white striped shirts, and tattered low-top black Chuck Taylors, who swoon over homosexual kissing and pathetic whiny lyrics and overuse the symbols. Their favorite quote is, invariably, "The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" because it like, so totally describes their relationship with that one HAWT sophomore who totally ripped their hearts out when they were like, SO in love with him. Their favorite type of music is, of course, "emo, screamo, and hardcore", three terms which, in their minds, invariably include the bands Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, and Hawthorne Heights. Their AIM screennames often include x's, the words "electrikk", "disaster", or some play on their favorite song from their favorite band, you know, the one they saw on MTV like a couple times, but shouldn'

I'm Leaving
I just wanted to say that i had a lot of fun and met a lot of good people on here. I'm writing this blog to let yous know that i am leaving. It's nothing that went on on here, but i just don't feel the need to be on fubar anymore. It's been great everyone, and if yous still want to talk you can always hit me up on yahoo. Jay

Help Me Get More Fubucks!!!!!
Hey Everybody Please help me out... I need 5,000 comments/rates ( rates count as 2 ) and if you go and show me some love i'll totally return the favor pleeeeaaseeeee thanx everybody... just click the link with my picture and rate and comment away thanx again Monica aka Dirrty Girl This is the link below

Dante
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Help!!
Okay so most of you on fubar dont know me. But here is a little inside info i am happily married to the best wife in the world and its funny how sometimes you have to miss something so much b4 u realize just how much you truely love it. My wife is on a (vacation ) to see her cousin I couldnt go cause i had to work and she needed this time to her self any way, but its killing me. I knew I would miss her thats was no doubt. What I didn't know was how much. Its like my life has just stoped stuck i cant do nothing but thnk of her. and trust me i have tried everything. I went to work and got suspended from work.... cause icalled my boss a lil Beeotch oopps well i just got my job back today but im suspended for 2 weeks great now i will be at home and i have nothing to fill my time. So yesterday I went on the BIGGEST drinking binge i have went on in a long long time. I drank from 1 pm until 2 am... when i get drunk i get dumb its like my brain goes on auto pilot anyways some 1 started putting

Alone With My Shadow
Consume the wind of last breathes peace entangle the dove of sweet release sun scattered kisses within sweet dark authentic designs of a walk in the park alone..... centered around a souls disgrace bruises remain upon his face shameless he lurks along a stone wall onlookers stare, watching him fall alone.... rising again to another guilt walk hearing judger's whisper and talk tattered, confused, barely awake turning back, assuming he breaks alone.... alive and well becomes his light sharing one spirits wings of night nothing can break his zest for life except the silver war torn knife held by his shadow standing alone

Sisters 4 Life Now Getting Some Brothers
Allow me to introduce the newest addition to our little family Brothers 4 Life! The rules will be exactly the same as for Sisters 4 Life. The only difference will be that the Sisters will add the Brothers and the Brothers will add the Sisters. I am still in process of working out the details. I will post more information as we go along. Any Men interested in joining please read "the rules" blog and then leave a message for me by clicking here. Thank you all! (repost of original by 'SuperStarrPrincess *Owner of Sisters 4 Life* *Owner of Brothers 4 Life* *Owner Sisters 4 Life Lounge' on '2008-03-05 20:28:17')

Breathing (copied From My Myspace Blog)
Breathing... I wanna walk right into your room and tear down the walls Breathing... I wait for someone to grab me and throw me down, down So long don't know left from right anymore Looking at my hand, fuck that ring, didn't mean a thing I didn't mean a fucking thing 2 U Did I? Took your vows like pills and now you've finally pissed me out of your system JLT copywrite 2007

My Job
i work in construction and remodeling for a slum lord and decided to start posting pics of these roach and mouse havens i have to work in... u wouldnt belive how some people live. p.s. sorry if ur place shows up but u shouldve cleaned up

Fridays Resturant
So I was totally excited last night to go to Fridays. I have never been there and I was excited to try the Recipe Showdown menu. Well.. I didn't get anything from the Showdown menu. My husband got the french onion soup with Southwestern Mahi Mahi and I ordered the DragonFly Chicken. The Mahi Mahi was wonderful, but the sauce sucked! It was too salsa-y! The sauce on my chicken rocked, but my chicken tasted like plastic! It was rubbery. So nasty! I was drinking an Ameretto Stone Sour, which is one of my favorite drinks, but the orange juice was pulpy. Yuck!! Hubby ended his meal w/ a fantastic mini Rocky Road mouse. I had a cinnibon cheesecake. It was creamy and cinniminy!!! Overall my expierience was ok.. the best part was desert! I don't see myself going there again very soon though!

One Of My Hero's Birthdays Is Today
Yepp .. One of my Biggest Hero's Birthday is today .. My Dad turned 70 .. Its hard to talk with him knowing im so far from him and mom .. granted mom can be a little moody at times but .. having to do everything on their own in that old huge house im sure can get on ones nerves .. but today she was in a wonderful mood and dad was so happy .. I called him this morning and sang him the Usual Wendy Birthday greeting .. I could hear the smile in his voice ....He was so happy each of his kids called him to wish him a great day .. and many more birthdays .. and I promised him when mike and i go up to Conn this June we're taking a day of just us well autumn also and we're going to spend some time .. We went back down memory lane for a while .. laughed and laughed some more .. he got a lil choked up when i told him mike wanted to wish him a happy birthday .. they talked for quite some time .. you see .. They were best buddies when mike was little .. and they still are .. and I thank God every

Auction! Auction! Auction!
YEP I AM IN AN AUCTION! COME AND BID ON ME. THIS IS A FUBUCKS/CASH AUCTION. ALL CASH BIDS OUT BID FUBUCKS ONLY BIDS. HERE IS WHAT I AM OFFERING.. Pic rates 11's up to 500 pics Rate stash up to 500 Daily profile comments for a month Rate 100 pics 10's of 1 friend of your choice a week for a month (same friend or 4 different friends) 100 comments per day on your choice of contest/giveaway for a month gifts twice a week for a month Bulletin pimpout weekly for a month If bids get past 500k or get a cash(blast,VIP,etc) bid I will add the following... I will add Owned by__________ in my name, #1 friend for a month, keep you buzzed for a month, SFW salute, add to Yahoo messenger, and bump up gifts to daily. CLICK ON MY PICTURE TO GO AND BID. :D

I Dont Want To Hurt Anymore
i wish this pain would go away. i wish i could forget this past year and forget all the shit ive gone through.i wish i would have left last year like i had planned i think things would be a lot better than they are right now. im such a miserable person i have so much going on inside me and i cant deal with all of it. i came home the other night and my friends mom asked me what was wrong and i just stared at her for a second and took a deep breath and said nothing im just thinking about my day before i go out to dinner. little did she know i just cried for over an hour.ive been avoiding talking to my family and most of my friends just because i dont really want to deal with anything right now. i signd up for a boxing class i figured it would help with some of my agression and maybe help get me into the shape i used to be hahahah . i dont know what im going to do as far as life goes i guess its really just time for me to start living mine.ive gotten rid of a lot of my stuff and i still

3/08/08
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Nightdreamer
Dreams are elusive like the shimmer in fresh dew. So distant, abusive Nightmares, please don't come true. Yet one night I can't help but want this dear life with pure colors felt but no agony, no strife. Other nights I flip out, I wake up, I cry, I wail. Sobs bubble up and I just shout. My body quivers, my skin so pale. The time's right, there's laughter- The end is near, hope has gone to gloom- Maybe just maybe there's happily ever after- But maybe the blood stains shall bloom. There is no way to evade the nightmares or the dreams. I can't help what my dark mind has made. I lash out, I freak out, emptily I scream. Great dissatisfaction when I open my eyes- The happiness impossible, never to be. Crazed laughter transforms to cries, "Oh please, oh please, let that happen to me." Exhaustion is too tempting When the other choice is sleep The choice is wavering. So maybe tonight, I'll just hope to dream tomorrow. And hope dreams are possible in this impossible dream.

Fake Profiles
why all of a sudden am I getting bombarded with private messages from women who leave this long paragraph about how they want to get to know me and give me their yahoo. except it sounds like a hallmark card and always has a yahoo email. I know they are some kind of scam, but its pretty annoying. is anyone else getting these? BABYJESUS, make em stop!!!

Don't Worry 'bout A Thing
Ever been misunderstood, misused, or mislead Ever knocked on the sky and had it fall on your head well, don't worry 'bout it, don't worry Ever lost your luggage, your marbles, your house Or found yourself in bed with Uncle Sam or Mickey Mouse Ever been accused of murder on Music Row Or caught in morning traffic when you really gotta go - Oh no! (Chorus) Life is funny, life's a mess Sometimes a curse, sometimes a blessing Don't worry 'bout a thing, don't worry 'bout it Life is sticky, life can bruise Sometimes you win sometimes your losing No matter what it brings Don't worry 'bout a thing Ever sat yourself down when the seat is all wet Or seen your "ex" sucking face with a little brunette (no, no, no) Don't worry 'bout it, no don't worry Ever lost your religion, ever lost your best friend Or found your last record in the bargain bin Or been stuck in a divorce like crazy glue Or scraped someone else's gum off the bottom of your shoe - Boo hoo! (

Those Irish Punks ;-)
Living in the Boston area I get exposed to a great deal of cultural diversity and this is one of our more interesting musical exports: The Dropkick Murphys. An interesting fusion of Punk and Irish Folk Music, seen here taking swipe at the states social services department (they often richly deserve it.

7 Deadly Sins
Wrath Who did you last get angry with? Sean lol What is your weapon of choice? My words Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If they deserved it. How about the same sex? If they deserved it. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Probably Sean What is your pet peeve? Too many things.. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I never forget. Remember that before you wrong me. Sloth What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Housework, I did do laundry today, but that's about it since we were out most of the day. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 4 pm? I really have no idea. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Heidi to find out if she got a new job yet. What is the last lame excuse that you made? I don't make excuses. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock

What Can I Start That I've Been Putting Off?
There is no such thing as a long piece of work, except one that you dare not start. --Charles Baudelaire A big assignment can be scary to face. We may start to think that how we do on the assignment will determine if we're good or bad people. The more we think about it, the harder that task seems. The key to overcoming our negative feelings is to say to ourselves that we are capable of finishing our projects. We must say it over and over until we start believing it's true. Then we can attack the assignment with vitality and positive energy we didn't know we had. We can make up our minds to do our best and accept that from ourselves. We say Edison was a genius, but our light bulbs still burn out regularly. Even Einstein was wrong once in a while, and he knew it, but that didn't stop him from trying. When we feel afraid to start something because it seems too big a job, let's stop and think what the first step would be, and do each small step in its own time.

The Prisoner
the prisoner of warby me he waited from night to night he waited till the sun started creeping over the horizon he waited till he heard the morning birds chirp he waited for a long timehe waited for his father his father lost at war his father he knew since he was born but as time grew the boy felt so weery the boy waited and waited and waited his mother giving him the same face the same face when his father left and the same face when he didn't come back but the boy did not notice this the boy never knew his dad has been lost but until he stayed up on that night a night he would never forget he saw his father walking in the streets with his uniform on but he noticed something else his father had many medals but he knew nothing of them all that he cared about was his father was home the boy had waited 5 years watching his mother fall asleep in tears but after all those years he finaly came home to all POW´S …….you will MRRCP 1992

My Day
Today I woke up. Then I noticed that Helmut Kohl was fallen down. After I had repositioned him on my Display, I went downtown to a wonderful swedish bank. A Woman copied my id-card and I went along to the Tombola! Sadly I didn't win anything. So I visited the post office at the ghetto district of my beloved city and received my amazon packet! :) :) :)

Forgotten Love
Though she gave him all of her love little did he ever return. Endless nights of lonliness for his love she sat and yearned. He had no time to notice how her heart was slowly dying. Day after day she wondered why she was even trying. He was so quick to help anyone. Anyone, that is, except her. She was ignored and forgotten. To him she had no worth. Now her love has faded. No longer does it shine through. With a heart full of sadness she had to face the truth. Never again would he hold her and say those words of love. She was placed on the bottom shelf while others rose high above.

How Open Are You?
You Are 56% Open You are a fairly open person, but you also like to maintain your privacy. You definitely will tell all (okay, almost all) to your closest friends... But strangers and acquaintances only get a peek into your life. How Open Are You?

Those Who Dare
nsfw auction auction will open on march 15, 2008 7:00 pm fubar time and close march 22, 2008 7:00 pm fubar time picture must me nsfw (playboy not hustler) we need 15 females and 15 males 10k fubucks entree fee starting bids are 100k to join send pic (pic must be of you) and what you are offering to NO NOT REVENGE, PUNISHMENT@ fubar

Stereotypes And Labels
Okay, here I go. Another rather controversial post. I'm going to start this off by saying that everyone, yes everyone, is a little bit racist. I don't care who you are, or how many times you deny it, anyone who's human is a bit racist, a bit judgmental, a bit hypocritical. Granted, there are those people out there who are more so than most. But, all in all, we ALL have faults. Stereotypes, for instance. Do you know why stereotypes not only get a rise out of people, but are also (on occasion) funny? Because stereotypes work. Let me explain: a stereotype comes from when many people of a certain background, creed, attitude, lifestyle, etc., act the exact same way or exhibit the same types personality traits. Stereotypes, as 'wrong' as they may be to some people, do hold a small amount of water and truth to them. Granted, not everyone of every culture or attitude, et al, have the same stereotypical traits. But, still, you'll find that a lot of Asian people (and yes,

Daydream (2003)
Daydream, had a little daydream. I have been daydreaming my time for a long while. Though short it may seem. Daydream, please dont shout or pinch me so that I will wake. Im sure I will wake up on my own one day. Daydream, If you see me dreaming away on the street one day. Just leave me be, and Ill dream my dreams to reality. Daydream, I you see ive daydreamed righton past my Home. Please I ask you, just leave me alone. So I can have a chance to daydream all my dreams true, for all the world to see. Daydream, when you see me with a smile. You will know my daydreams were all worth while. I daydreamed them so, though it took a while. Daydream, if i see you dreaming past. I will only smile at you, and hope you get where you dream to be. Go ahead and daydream, I will not shake or wake you, or even make a sound. I will only hope all your daydreams are found. Till then I will just be here, Daydreaming around.

Trying To Start New
Things have really been rough for me to mentally handle anymore! I really have been struggling to make a choice of who to be with. My heart says one thing but my soul says another! Its been really difficult for me to deal with some of the stuff going on and to say well things are slowly making its way to where it needs to be! Its better to start life as new things than to repair on old stuff! Then you can see where your heart and soul come together for the right one!

My Thoughts
Well here i am again in this stupid little hole of mine. I never know when i am going to be out of it. I should be happy i got a job in no time flat. So did my frined marty and possibly my friends bf ryan, but you know i have this itching feeling that once things start to go smoothly that something bad will happen as i am trying to climb out of this dumb hole. I am in school finaly doing what i want and yet that isnt good enough cuz i am failing my classes, and also i go full time to work and school could it be that i just have not found the right path or what? I am so confused. I love my boyfriend with all my heart but you know it feels as if there is something missing and i just don'g know what it is. I think it could be that he and i don't have a place of our own and i am stuck living between my moms and a friends place. But you know my friends are worse off then i am cuz they are about to have a kid real quick any day now and they are in the process of getting efficted from their

Just Writing...."love"
My Love for you is as precious as a baby's first breath... My Love for you is as fierce as a lion fighting to his death... My Love for you shines like a july afternoon... My Love for you is as big as a fall harvest moon... My Love for you soars like an eagle in the sky.... My Love for you I will carry with me even after I die... Jennifer G. 3-11-08 Copy Right Pending

Vedanta
Vedanta is the spiritual light in the form of Vedic wisdom. Vedanta is the essence of ancient books belongs to the life on the planet. Basic verdict of Vedanta is end or conclusion of the subject concerning the life on the planet & its motto & goals to achieve their in for ultimate glory of life here itself & their onwards. It is all about the creation of life & their in on either pace subjective on soul illusion & the supreme. It is an assumption that only god has created these Vedas in its original script, with the time & pace lot of life saints have derived lot from them just for the ultimate benefit of life on the planet. When god created the universe with animate & inanimate on the verge of illusion, fraction of supreme soul is subjected to life on its varying sphere in various modes among them human is the one being seen as the fit for final beatitude to conclude the mode of life? But here it needs true guidance to carry on with in the form of divine light. God is the one

I'll Never Know
My fear of rejection won't let me reveal it Will this crush forever remain a secret? I really like this dude & everything he is Wishing each night that he would call me -his- He just doesnt know of these feelings that are growing so strong I wish he saw that I blush when he comes along How will I ever tell him of this crush? Is my timing right or am I in too much of a rush? Sometimes I think that these are the beginning stages of love Maybe hes my soul mate, God sent from above... What is it about him that makes life carefree Could it be the way he says -Teesha- when he speaks to me Or maybe it's how when he speaks, I get chills every time It might just be when flashes that smiles, that gains a possession of this soul of mine No it has to be the butterflies I get when he's around And how he touch me, my heart drops to the ground I guess the reason of the crush is a mystery Because there's so many things about him that attracts me Well, I guess I'll never know why I fe

Hand In Hand
As we sit in the snow white sand, And the waves crash upon the shore, I stare to the sky trying to understand, Why the stars seem brighter then ever before. Is it because the sky is so clear, That the stars are shining bright? Or could it be that love is near, On this perfect summer night? We laugh, we kiss, we talk, Draw pictures in the sand. Along the ocean we walk, Just her and I, Hand in Hand. Our night is almost finished, As the moon is fading fast, Another day will be diminished, Put with the others in the past. Everything seems to melt away, Faster then the drop of a dime, As night dissolves to day, We lose more precious time. Surely soon the sun will rise, As this is Gods command, I know she can see the twinkle in my eyes, As we walk Hand in Hand.

Sexy
SO... BEEN AWHILE SINCE ANYONE HAS HEARD MUCH FROM ME IN THE WAY OF PIMPOUTS. SO HERE IS ONE FOR YA! ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE SHOULD DEFINATLY ENJOY THIS! AND LADIES, YOU'LL LIKE IT TOO, IM SURE! _________________________________________________ THE SEXY FOUR-WAY: (¯`·._)ThePurestofAngel♥Hope'sFuWifey♥(¯`·._)@ fubar Hope(Graphics designer)~PurestofAngels wifey~(Owned by drunk1)*Dream Girlz_1st Lieutenant*@ fubar Chris/I love my Hopey and her sexy wifey Nic *Dream Girlz*@ fubar *~Anastasia~* *~RL Fiance to Daniel Watson~*@ fubar _________________________________________________ EXTRA SPECIAL SEXY LADIES: -{ÐoTs}- ♥'s ÅnØnŸmØü§@ fubar BlueJean Girl@ fubar Texxas~FU G/F OF DASH FU OWNED BY PHILEMON@ fubar DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL@ fubar _________________________________________________ BAD ASS SEXY CHICK:

Take A Look At This Wild Woman
YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS LADY OUT, MY NEW FU-OWNER, SHE'S WONDERFUL SO PLEASE GO SHOW HER SOME FU LOVE, RATE/FAN/ADD/CRUSH. WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE RATE HER STASH AND PICS. BELIEVE ME YOU'LL BE HAPPY ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HER. ♫DJ Crazy_Momx4♫ ~FU-Owner of DJ KraZZed~DBS LEADER~@ fubar THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY "BARBARA"@ fubar

Cancer
Our Hearts Will Always Touch When I layed there beside you, Could you feel me there? My arms were wrapped around you, And I was stroking your hair. I was talking about all the good times, For me they were every single day. I wanted you to feel love and comfort, And happy in some way. I watched your every breath, And prayed that each one wasn't your last. The time we got to share together, Went by too quick...Too fast. I wanted you to wake up, Please Mum...Open your eyes. Tell me this is a nightmare, And not our goodbyes. As your last breath grew closer, We layed there peacefully together. My heart continually breaking, Because I wanted you forever. Then there it was, Your final breath of air. I didnt want to believe it, This is so cruel and not fair. I held your beautiful face, And prayed you'd breath again. I wasn't ready for you to go, I couldn't admit that this was the end. But then I realised that you were no

Come Help Me Out!!
Come help me out.... PLEASE!!! One of my Best Friends need 10000 photo comment to get a free VIP. She is so close. Click the link and Help out a little bit. Every comment would be appreciated greatly. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1260618&albumid=857074&i=2316366900&idx=0 Let me know that you helped out and if she makes it I will come rate all of your pics and anything else that you have I can rate. Thank you for you help in advance!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX Sugar

Bits And Pieces
-Meth Induced Bliss- Fires of hell burning as I sink lower and lower Nothing remains the same and the beginning is the end I have nothing to lose now my friend Shattered and tattered my soul blowing in the wind Thought I knew the way back to salvation Only to find the path straight to damnation Vacant empty eyes staring back at me in the reflection Swearing over and over I just need a vacation As I slip the needle into my vien just to ease the pain Sliding into the place where theres no rain Cheeks hollow, blackened circles beneath my eyes Skin so taut you'd swear I was a corpse My shouts now pathetic whispers in the air The taste or rancid whiskey on my breath As I slowly make love to death whose name is meth Laying on the floor feeling nothing any more Angel of darkness swooping down for one last kiss And I slip into meth induced bliss.... -Woodstock Then & Now- Peaceful vibe in the air Music and rain No one has a care Don't take the brown acid Its a bad tri

Bright Lights
I hate the treadmill everyday I hate the mundane things they say the boredom sets in 9 to 5 at night that's when I come alive I long to be connected I long to be affected the bright lights beckon me There must be more to life than this this life I surely will not miss to spend my time waiting in line in search for something the grand design I long to be connected I long to be affected the bright lights beckon me

Ozymandias
I met a traveler from an antique land Who said : "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed. And on the pedestal these words appear: ‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!’ Nothing besides remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away." —— Percy Bysshe Shelly ——

If I Could
How could you not see that beauty, Even if its only skin deep. If that all there was to her I think the whole world would weep. Without even knowing her thoughts, On a pedestal where she went. Now she wonders where I come from, From where I was sent. I came to be your friend, And win your heart if I may. So far thats what my heart wants, and it's wishing for that day.

One More
The greatest fight in life is the fight to surrender Dropping the façade and becoming tender Knowing that some fights can never be won Letting go of it all and with it be done This precious moment is all there will ever be Fighting for the sake the fight is a loss to me Dramas unfold and steal the joy of life They feed on attention building more strife Hate and love two sides of the same coin Pain that sprung from her loving loin Immature are the minds that live in hate Lost in illusions locked in at the gate Never free to live one moment in peace Refuse to let go of the fight and find release Medicated the feelings refusing to feel Lost in all that is now so unreal Pray for the souls devoid of the light Pray they may learn and live life right Free of things that are of the world in pain Free to be true and happy and sane Fight over and done and never brought into today Free to live as they see fit each in their own way By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Tha Story
OK SO IF YOU DONT KNOW IM ON FUBAR TIME OUT I CANT USE MY SHOUT BOX , CANT SEND FUMAIL , CANT LEAVE ANY COMMENTS , CANT CHANGE MY NAME , CANT CHANGE MY STATUS , AND I CANT GO IN TO MY OWN LOUNGE. SO THE ONLY THINGS I CAN DO IS RATE PIX AND RIGHT BLOGS THATS IT AND I DIDNT BREAK ANY RULES OR GET TOLD WHAT I DID BUT THE PERSON WHO PUT ME ON TIME OUT ( SCRAPPER ) WELL NOT ANSWER ANY EMAILS OR ANYTHING AT ALL I HAVE NO CLUE HOW LONG IM ON TIME OUT ETHER AND IM NOT THE ONLY ONE ON TIME OUT ETHER BEN DOVER IS TOO FOR AGIN NO REASON AT ALL AND ANYONE THAT ASKS WHY DOES NOT GET A ANSWER NOT EVEN THE SUPPORT LOUNGE KNOWS ANYTHING ( LIKE THEY EVER KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL ) AND BY NO MEANS EM I SAYIN IM NOT A ASSHOLE OR A DICKHEAD CUZ IF YOU KNOW ME WELL U KNOW AND IF U DONT U WILL BUT WHAT I EM SAYIN IS SCRAPPER NEEDS TO GET UN BUTT HURT OVER WHAT EVER HE IS MAD ABOUT ( TOO MANY REASONS TOO ADD WHY IF U KNOW HIM YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT ) AND TAKE ME AND BEN OFF TIME OUT. LEAVE COMMENTS AN

Matt
on Feb 02 2007 I lost my son Matt in Ramadi Iraq at the tender age of 18 from that day my life seemed to be spinning like a mini cooper on black Ice I went through the firsts ( first bithday of his first turkey day first christmas 1 year death 1 year buried ) now I am moving onward and hopfully upward going through a varied style seeing I've been here in Ct for 7 years now ( 2008 makes it 7 ) and losing a relationship of 5 years during the same year as my son new year new beginnings comming from Montana and being here as long as I have I still see problems adjusting to the differences between the 2 but I will dealk as best I can thus the debate about do I change and adjust or stay the same thank you for the votes. To be continued

Cheezy Toe Burgers
Real Simple. Make a damn hambuger.. I broil mine because i dont like my stove all greasy n crap.. Anywhoo.. Cut an onion and sautee it in worchersrekeltjakl sauce Cut a big thick piece of velvetta cheese put it on the burger let it melt in the oven (after it's turned off) put onions on cheese add bun. Best meal you could make in 20 mins.

Bubble Play
Its not spring without bubbles. With Easter around the corner I had to get into the spirit by playing with bubbles. Come see how I caught the bubbles and how wet I get. What a BLAST I had. http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/fotos012.htm -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

Re: Top New York Cop Thought Towers Were Bombed On 9/11
RE: Top New York Cop Thought Towers Were Bombed On 9/11 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 17 Mar 2008, 14:51 Top New York Cop Thought Towers Were Bombed On 9/11 Highly decorated former New York City detective Bo Dietl admits that his first instinct on 9/11 was that the twin towers were downed with explosives, as he conceded that he shared many questions about the official story with 9/11 truth activists he had formerly debunked on national television. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/march2008/031708_towers_bombed. htm

Mans Best Friend
A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!?

Grr
angry hands meet just service freedom comes to soon for one so long a sin trapped in a fortress feeling as if norm can destroy the demon unleash you strong cannot accept fate as is I will save you this I promise this battle not to be sung to keep so i do not insure to sink as low as this rachete foe family he claims but by blood this only true but actions show nothing but a demented shrew

Happy??
Why cant i be happy? I hear you guys laugh, I see you guys smile, But i cant myself. I have the bestest friend ever, Yet still no happiness. I have a gawjus boyfriend, I still feel no joy, Is there something wrong with me? Do i just not care enough? I might aswell die, I've hurt to many people. Talked about them when i shouldnt, i regret it, but hey i've lost a friend or two. But the thing is i know they talk about me too. I cant stand being around them so long, I dont know why, but i know its wrong. I let to many people down, so now is the end of my frown. All im saying is goodbye, forget telling lies, im going now Just let me be i want to be dead! Just dont come find me, as i might be covered in red...

Wicked Priest
Do you want to have a Fu-Wedding better than most so called "real" weddings?? Then hire the best Priest on Fubar.... Wicked Priest...WickedPriest@ fubar Fan...Friend and Rate him too Listen....you never know when you're gonna need a good Priest.....

Purpose
Mistakes add up Until self worth Proves itself pointless In your own eyes… Swallowed up by The internal abyss The hatred runs through… Crawling out was Only a wasted effort in the first place. The black vapor Suffocating the fresh air around it Pulling you in By its reversed gravitation. Knowing that a purpose exists Is so hard to believe Whenever the battle of the self Commences into a repeating pattern. Though the feedback Of others is Far more believable than anything else.

American Warning
We support our military because we know there i... (more) Added: August 19, 2007 We support our military because we know there is good in you. You are our family. Our brothers, sisters & cousins. You are our sons. You are our daughters. Our fathers. Here is a letter to you from Robert M. Bowman, PhD, Lt. Col., USAF, ret. Dr. Bowman, who describes himself as "an old fighter pilot (101 combat missions in Vietnam , F-4 Phantom, Phu Cat, 1969-1970) who's now a disabled veteran with terminal cancer from Agent Orange." has your letter posted here under the title: "Duty, Honor, Country 2007: An Open Letter to the New Generation of Military Officers Serving and Protecting Our Nation" Your letter at http://thepatriots.us/

Your Heart
When you!! my love, my heart, my soul, my life walk beside me and my voice disappears slowly into your lips to scream your name, My steps goes by the boulevard keeping our eternal love. In every step..... In every instant. Everywhere I can hear that beautiful song which only a heart in love can hear!!. Tell me slowly that you love me, as I do my beauty girl, came and give me your love which teaches me to dream that of my lips you cannot be separated, and where you are I feel you, I believe in you, in me, in us........ I know that one day will not be goodbyes cause with you will come all what I need to put and end our solitude..the love that began in a cold night and to came to stay with us, cause Noone can separate us although they say that silly is our love.blessed love there exceeds words to tell how big you are and how needed to my heart you are!!!.... I wrote this Jamie

The Spoiled Under-30 Crowd!!!
f you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning...uphill BOTH ways yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of garbage like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that.I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a darn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet . If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! T

Rip Tommy Brown Senior
Death becomes a Reality i never thought about it, it never crossed my mind, i got a call the other day, i couldnt imagine what came my way, at first i wasnt sure all she said was, i really need to talk to you, a thousand thoughts ran through my head, we rushed to meet the unwanted news, i saw the look in her eyes, right then i new. she told me to get in the car an she locked the doors, What is it TEll me, sreaming an yelling, the pounding in my head grew louder my heart raced, I really dont want to tell you this, but your grandfathers dead, right then a sadness overwhelmed me, one of such that would turn your heart cold and make your feelings numb, as tears ran down my face, the screaming getting louder, my world started feeling colder, i broke away from her warm embrace, i didnt believe her,

Help With Guitar...
Okay so my four year old son is apparently a natural so far with a guitar.. so now that I know this I need to buy him a guitar and get him in lessons only I have no idea what to get him for his first guitar.. Can anyone help me out with what I should buy for him?

What Was Wrong
dreaming of you being near memories of yesterday burn and cut at me more today wondering whatever went wrong was it me or was it you or was it both of us in the wrong broken in the shadows thoughts of you still linger like dark memories that i dont know what to do with yet your there huanting me plaquing me with what could of been

If I Were Her Lover...
If I were her lover, I'd wade through the clover Over the fields before The gate that leads to her door; Over the meadows, To wait, 'mid the shadows, The shadows that circle her door, For the heart of my heart and more. And there in the clover Close by her, Over and over I'd sigh her: "Your eyes are as brown As the Night's, looking down On waters that sleep With the moon in their deep" . . . If I were her lover to sigh her. ...MJC

You Are Myangel
There is nowhere in this world that I would rather be Than at your side hoping that you can see That I love you with every inch of my heart That I would do and give anything just to make you smile If only for a little while As to see you smile fills me with happiness Just to know that through all of your sadness There is a little glimpse of happiness As most if not all of my life is you I've chosen to drown myself in you and your problems To do as much as I can to help you Always on hand to drop everything To be with you As I'm giving you all of myself and more Always being there for you as much as possible Doing what I can to help you through These dark times to show you're not alone As no matter how much you push me away I'll be waiting here for you To hold your hand and help you pull through You're an angel in my life I'm so glad to have found you I wrote this Jamie

No New News Just Some Homefront Happenings..
Good Morning and welcome to you. I looked and looked over MSN and nothing tweaked my interest. Not a thing interesting on the radio either on the way into work. Boring day to say the least starting out in my neck of the woods...I wonder where the head, body, hands, and feet of the woods are? Oh well it always intrigued me why people say in your neck of the woods…perhaps it’s just people around here that say that, I imagine you wouldn’t say that if you lived in a larger city. “How’s you neck of the city today?” Hmmm doesn’t really blow my skirt up…Oh , noooo I am not wearing a skirt… Just a saying. Floats your boat, unclogs your bog, Twists your… well we will leave that one for the R rated version of the show… Some note worthy things on my home front. Jax apparently was lured into a sting operation at the Bar she works at and they named her. Big fine for the Bar and she is suspended and may no longer have a job. My oldest Jessica had this happen to her too. Last not she (Jaclyn) was se

Nightmares... Or Worse...
ok... so since i am totally random i am gonna let ya'll hear something... kinda... well read it actually ok.... so lately i've been waking up screaming... and if i am lucky... i dont wake anyone else when i do i cant really remember them i just know that there is something in them that terrifies me.., so i dont sleep much anymore.... am i bein silly for not wanting to sleep?

Silence
The most perfect silence is When there is no need to speak The most perfect silence is When there's no need to explain The most perfect moment is When we just come from different circumstances Yet the stream of lust flows into the same direction The most perfect silence is when there's no need of showing something is true when you see the pictures from another point of view When there's no need to search the outside No need to linger on Not a single something left to distract you No need to want Don't you see how I long for that moment to come? The most perfect silence is When there's no need to speak The most perfect silence is When there's no need to explain...

Skanks
Lol..it has come to my attention..that skanks do not like me. Is it that I am NOT a skank? Or is it that, because they ARE skanks...they assume that I am too..and therefore will try to steal their skanky boyfriends? LMAO..thoughts to ponder..

Rules Of Chocolate
The Rules of Chocolate If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. Money talks. Chocolate sings. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Why is t

Auction!
i am in Sweet Ones auction,you can own me and i will be your devoted pet and love you madly!The auction ends friday and you will get naughty prizes from me,check the list!i will also give a naughty personal cam session if the bid goes high enough and maybe some of my lingerie! [ fubar.com photo: 1786480663 ]

Help Me
God help me I feel so helpless I can't stop these tears I can't stop this tragedy from unfolding I need help My tears have flooded this river Am I drowning or is it the knot in my throat? I can taste the bitterness I can feel it Or is that the knife in my back? This beating is unrelenting This treachery is so poetic By my blood I am betrayed I am consumed This anger, this pain, this sadness How can I still believe that things will be fine? This rope is unraveling before me Can I share this burden? Will anyone help?

Fake People
I am so sick of fake ass people. Just people who say they are friends, then talk about you when you're not around. They act like angels to your face, but they're a serpent striking at your heels as you turn to walk away for a bit. the most annoying part of the whole ordeal is that you actually pledged, and gave your complete loyalty to a person or group of people. now, i am not going to name those people tonight, nor any other night, for my intention is not to disrespect anyone. my intentions are simply to release some aggression without being ignorant or violent. so rest assured, if you're a part of this group, and you know who you are, i am not going to slander your name all over fubar, nor am i going to slander your name to individual people. all i'm going to ask, is that i hope people learn from their mistakes, because honestly, this group of people lost a great friend, who was willing to do anything and just abot everything to make them happy. i'm tired of people's

Glory Of Name
Monday, March 24, 2008 glory of name Glory of lord reflected by the story of its name, name of lord Rama is a wish yielding tree as per the quotes of true saints. It is very home of beatitude in this kali age. Just with the help of this simple mode, remembering the name at heart and though with cool mind and spiritual pace a simple man was transformed from an intoxicating drug like hemp plant in to the holy basil. By the grace of name alone that adepts, sages and yogis like suka, sanaka and others enjoy divine rapture. This bare fact was known to sage narada, only because of that he become the very dear to Lord Sri Hari. By just remembering the holy name of lord Rama, son of wind god holds lord Rama under his thumb. It is beyond reach to depict the glory of name: no can adequately glorify it. It is not only in the kali age but in all the four ages, all the times past present and future and in all the three spheres heaven earth and the subterranean region creatur

Sts-123 Endeavour Perpares For Undocking After Highly Successful Record Breaking Mission.
2:10 PM EST 3/24/08, Update: Astronauts prepare for farewell, undocking. Image Above: The STS-123 crew patch depicts the space shuttle in orbit with the crew names trailing behind. STS-123's major additions to ISS- the first component of the Japanese Experimental Module (the Experimental Logistics Module - Pressurized Section (ELM-PS)(shown being lifted out of Endeavours cargo bay) and the Canadian Special Purpose Dexterous Manipulator (SPDM)(shown left). The ISS is shown in the configuration that the STS-123 crew will encounter when they arrive. Image Above: STS-123 Endeavour sets a new shuttle duration record- 16 days in space. The Endeavour astronauts are gearing up to undock from the international space station this evening to close out a marathon five-spacewalk assembly mission. A brief farewell ceremony is planned for 5:13 p.m., followed by hatch closure around 5:30 p.m. With shuttle pilot Gregory Johnson at the controls, Endeavour is scheduled to disconne

Good Joke
2 blondes & a brunette are on an island. a genie comes along & gives each 1 wish. 1st blonde says "i want to be smart & get off this island". (poof!) she turns into a brunette-swims away. 2nd blonde says "i want to be smart & get off this island". (poof!) turns her into a redhead-builds a boat & paddles away. brunette says "i want to be smarter than both of them so i can get off this island". (poof!) turns her into a man-walks over the bridge! lol!

My Happy Hour Is On Friday
hey peeps watch out for my happy hour on friday fubar time 9pm it was a hard earned happy hour so please give all your love to stephani lynn she is a great person to get to know tell her zman sent you

Scattergories
Just stole this from Sandy Moo :D SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks! . *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your own name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your name: .........................Emma 2. 4 letter word:..............Evil 3.Vehicle: ....................Elise (Lotus) 4. A city:.....................Ely 5. Boy Name: ..................Elvis 6. Girl Name: .................Elaina 7. Alcoholic Drink: ...........Elderflower wine?? 8. Occupation:.................Electrician 9. Something you wear:.........Earrings 10.Celebrity:..................Emma Bunton (gosh I'm sad) 11. Food: .....................Eel (jellied.....ewwwww) 12. Something found in a bathroom.......Emma having a shower lol 1

Sex: It Does A Body Good?
If you're under the age of 21, your parents have probably told you very little about sex, except that it's bad. Very bad. It's as if the instant you lose your virginity, the sky will turn black, you'll contract some sort of incurable disease involving lots of nasty open sores, start buying guns and drugs, and you (or your partner) will get pregnant and after you have that baby, your life will be over. Though it's completely possible that any of these things could happen (though an atmospheric change would be utterly bizarre and coincidental), there's an even greater chance that, if you're smart when it comes to sex, they won't. In fact, quite the opposite could happen—the sun could shine, the birds could sing, and you and your (STD and baby-free) bf/gf could live happily ever after. Okay, well, maybe not quite that Disney, but a new study, "Rethinking Timing of First Sex and Delinquency," released by clinical psychologists at the University of Virginia, recently found that teens who ha

Saints
saints Hare Rama___ Glory of contact with saint is no secret that it reflects only niceness to life all the way as with effect crows turn in to cuckoos and herons in to swans. Great saints have narrates the glory self that the way they born ant the way they attain the wisdom of being as life. Of the various creature, both animate and inanimate, living in the world, whether in water or in the air or at land, whoever has ever attained wisdom, glory, salvation, material prosperity or welfare anywhere and by any means what so ever, known to be the result of association of holy saints; there is no other mean either in the world or in the Vedas. Wisdom drawn not with out association with saints and such association can not be easily had with out the grace of lord. Contact with noble soul is the root of joy and blessings; it constitutes the fulfillment of all endeavors. May lord bless all on the subject of true human life. Thanks please.

From My Boo #1
it is cold here in Northern Illinois sitting all alone, below zero snowstorms ravage outside and I feel a loneliness that chills to the bone. Because it is lonely far from you, I wish I was in Penna with you in my embrace, watching deer and squirles in the night and the moon glowing upon your face. But I feel you over the miles and I know you feel me as I feel you so close our hearts finally set free existing in this love we share. Patience is a virtue but distance is a curse, but someday we will be as one, we've both waited so long to find what we are missing, to share life's song, I can't wait till it's you I'm kissing. You warm my heart and soothe my soul, I am a part of you as you are such a part of me, together we are finally whole. I want to be your everything, each and every day, I want to take all your pain and heartache away, give to you all you've given to me, to turn us gold from this blue. So hang on, baby, it's up to us,

Rock, Paper, Scissors...
You Are Paper Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation. People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of. Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active. You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want. You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery. A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces. When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared Are You Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

~~~the Penis Wants A Raise~~~
The Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. ~~~~~~ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. 7. You don

Adult Toy Parties!
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My Meaning Of Love
Love is always patient and kind It is never jealous Love is never boastful or conceited It is never rude or selfish It does not take offense and it is not resentful Love take no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse To trust To hope And to endure Whatever comes

Darkness Will Always Follow
u always said u loved me u said u wouldnt leave me u lied to me every day i thought i need u i told u, u kept me from the knife but u didnt care no1 cares no1 i hate u i hate u so much that i love u and i cant live without u. why did u do it now ur always on my mind i hate it i need when i dont need i wish i never loved u

Dark Warrior Poem
Dark Warrior When a man's heart, is filled from other's deceit, It burns up; dies and a dark shadow falls over his soul From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse A wrong that must be righted You look to the skies for a vindicator Someone to strike fear into the black heart Of the same man who created him The battle between good and evil has begun Against an army of shadows comes the Dark Warrior A prevailor of good With a voice of silence And a mission of justice This is....me

Mummzeral
I Just rolled this out of my brain in a pain killer mumm and thought...hmmm I can do more with this and it can come in handy for future mumm use. I need some graffix and things....but I will play with it as I go. Have that burning feeling in ur eyes everytime you read a mumm? Wish there was something you could take for chronic bad mumm posting? Well you are not alone...and now there is hope Its called Mummzeral. Mummzeral works by blocking a Fubarians mummtard receptors. Thus rendering the Fubarian incapable of creating a bad mumm. Some Fubarians even experienced an increasing in blogging. While others found the were actaully capable of deciding what they want for dinner on their own. Mummzeral may not be for everyone. Check with your doctor if you experience an increase in overactive bloggin or if pointless stashing occurs. Mummzeral....Dont mumm about if you need it or not....TAKE THE DAM PILL!!!!

Love Hurts
Why does it hurt, Just to have fun. Just to flirt, Or finish it off and get it done. The pain it makes, The crying. The hearts it breaks, The inside dying. Love hurts the willing, Crushing the weak. You never get a good filling, And you miss your peak.

The Facts About Sex
The Facts About Sex 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong) 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the

Saturday
It's almost like where do I begin. Besides it being just another lonely saturday night. ALONE. Here I was hoping going to work this morning was gonna help. I guess like everything I touched this week that did not work. It's almost like you just that far away, lol. That was an attempt to laugh not actually a laugh. In some ways I just feel like sitting and crying all night. But what good would that do. The thing is I don't know what to say or what to ask. It's like I have this giant heart just wanting to pour out to someone. And it's like your just that far away from changing your life around. And everything you do in some way, you sabatoge your own self. Almost like you don't want to succeed. I know my hours suck, along with my work schedule. You want to read something funny. I get a daily Horoscope txt msg'ed to me everyday. This was this morning "You'll meet someone today who makes it so very easy to open up and share your life" ya ok. It did not happen, so what. I

Your Help
You were my light in the darkest hour. You were the one I looked up to. You were my friend and hero in the saddest of times. You were the one I could always turn to. You were always there with an open view. You were my voice when I couldn't speak the right words. You were my strength when I was facing fear. You were the one to hold me when I fell. You were my angel sent to me in my time of need. You were the only one who understood me. You were the one that made me what I am today. You were all that I wanted to be. You were what I will never be. You are my Angel,Friend,Breath,Life,Body and Soul. You will always be in my heart and I will always love you for being in my life. Never leave any words unspoken to somebody that touches your heart and makes you feel alive. I wrote this for a great friend of mine in Darkness Falls and I hope that these words will help her in small way.

Lounge Invites
As we all may or may not know, I don't like lounge invites. I don't like that they can't be blocked. Anyway Here I was, Minding my own beezwax when up pops a lounge invite. I enter the lounge and tell (snickers) "DJ" Rayne that I don't want lounge invites and scince I got one, He's now perminently blocked. have a nice day! Out of nowhere come his, for lack of a better word, 'groupies' and the onslaught begins. Dodging '1's left and right. Blocking as fast as possible while taking the text format lashings from these psycho-bitches in my shoutbox. Angel of D...: YOU TRUELY ARE A DUMB PIECE OF SHIT!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THE DICK YOU RODE IN ON YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!! and ...... just broken: leave rayne alone ass and .... ~HOTTIEFAL...: dont come back in the lounge So naturally I go back and say ... I was spammed and suddenly I'M the asshole ??? then I got banned. If anyone reading this ...... (and I know the number is very small) are a member of the saints

Hot Pocket
I just found a Hot Pocket that I snagged from work at some point in my freezer. I should feel happy, but for some reason the love is just not there anymore. Not as awful of a feeling tho when I realized that my love for #7 with sour cream on the taco from Taco Bell, the love of my life for 7 years, was gone. I still try to pretend its still there and eat that damn chicken quesadilla.

Update!
hey all this is for the ones that I told about what happened or what was wrong with my dad...well he is in good shape right now maybe alittle weak from laying in a hospital bed since last monday til friday cause monday morning he about had a heartattack and they hospital that he first went to put a stent in him and all this stuff and he stayed all night there and then they decided to take him to central baptist hospital tuesday morning and have surgery done which didn't happen cause dad agreed to not smoke cigarettes anymore and he was in ICU there for a couple of days and then they let him go home friday afternoon that's about it and he's doing really good and he hasn't smoke a cigarette ever since even mom hasn't had a cigarette lately!

Jump The Next Train
Either way it's suicide Cars drive through in real time You choose the stars in blue and white I love you till I'm dead inside Plastic eyes look milky white And the violence makes things hard to hide Our pale faces sink in time Either way it's suicide I'm gonna jump the next train Gonna jump on a plane Take a ticket to the other side Touch till hot times smack me up Cigarettes taste good tonight Modern girl it's time to go Either way I'll let you know We wake up to a Polaroid The blank eyes stare at something new Little unit don't let go All I really want is you. I'm gonna jump the next train Gonna jump on a plane Take a ticket to the other side

To Goat - Or Not To Goat
Ok, I got a haircut over the weekend (pictures to come tomorrow) - nice and short - because the warm weather is on the way (it is on the way, right?). Well, usually sometime in late April or early-May I take off the goatee for the summer heat. Should I get rid of it as usual or keep it? I may post a mumm as soon as I can get a pic of with and without together in a folder. :-D Oh, BTW, I will be at home tomorrow one way or another (working or not.

Drifting...
It's dark. I am a drifter. I was left here to find sanctuary. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. But I cannot hide my inner feelings. My feelings of hate, my feelings of rage. My feelings of fear, my feelings of pain. Everywhere they follow me. They bring themselves on me like an unexpected accident. I close my eyes, hoping to erase them from my mind but instead they are there. Always, watching me. I am a drifter. Note to the public: If you cannot read this blog, and understand what it means, then you have no soul. I will not explain this to you; this is something that every human deals with at some point in their lives. When you have faced your trials and tribulations, you will understand. EneME

Contests & Auctions 4/1
PIC RATES F@llenAng3l is in a Fubucks Giveaway. She needs 1 rate from everyone! For every 100 Rates she will receive 50,000 Fubucks! Please take the time to click on the pic and rate her! If You can not get into the pic, Please FAR the Owner below~PebblesinAZ~ AUCTION Want to own her? She is up for auction, and the list of things she is giving away to the winning bidder is AWESOME! (List at the end of this Blog) How to Bid: Bid is at 1 bling pak and 100K Fu-Bucks. Bid with real money (Blasts, Bling Packs, Tickers, Happy Hour) Please click here to Bid! (Note, please do not comment unless you are giving a bid, ty.) What I am giving away: FAR #3 on Top Friends List for 1 month Rate All Pics (Up to 800) 11's During Happy Hour Rate all Stash (Up to 2000) During Happy Hour Have Fu-Owned by _ behind my name for 1 month 1 Profile Comment per day for 30 Days Bulletin Pimpout (4 total, 1 Bulletin per week for 4 weeks) Blog Pimpout 1 SFW Salute Pic 2 Pimped

Love Not Fails
I have realized that it is not love that fails, it is people. Those same people with anger in their hearts have failed to see that it was they who were not strong enough to wield love's power, not love that wasn't strong enough to transform them True Love is an outsource of the Heart: seeing with an eye of faith, accepting the outward with charity, and treasuring what is within Choosing a love, and then, being strong enough to live up to your commitment of love is the essence of love? True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes. And the hardest part is walking way.

Beauty Hides In The Deep
Just before dawn comes Sadness sets in Just one more moment And I am leaving Few words on a small note While you are asleep I can only steal away That's how I tend to be There are thing I never get to say The fear in me always in the way A broken heart never mended A hurt I can never forget A little pearl Locked in a shell Can not explain Each breath I'm taking Can not find the means to an end To move create one liberated moment Beauty hides in the deep But it's so hard to find Being wrapped up inside I always wonder Why don't I feel What the world out there is like And how I can fit in I don't expect you to know me Or how I lost all my dreams When I can't even find myself In the choices I made Beauty hides in the deep But it's so hard to find....

Wet
Languidly parting the moist curtain. he slides into the smooth vessel. the color of fire pink velvet. his large hands securely wielding the creamy white handles, firmly manipulating them until just a trickle of foamy liquid flows forth. She faces him, their eyes, reflecting pools of love, lock on each other. embracing, both, with body and soul, they melt together in the steamy atmosphere. memories flood as her neck arches and wet kisses cover her throat. teasing one another in the aquamarine Caribbean ocean. causing rough ripples to fan out across the water of a swimming pool as they played. discovering new things as a soft summer rain, like the sound of a tinkling xylophone, soaked them. Aromas of citrus, colognes and faintly, the sea drift and swirl around them. skin drenched, rivulets of salty sweat stream between them. sauna heat builds as temperatures rise. flesh moves with synchornized, frantic fluidity. a torrential river violently rushes into a cas

Did Someone Say Big Black Boots? Which Pair?
What Your Little Black Dress Says About You You are lively and outgoing. You are naturally friendly. You enjoy meeting new people and making new connections. Your style is whimsical and unique. You're good at putting together interesting outfits. If you were a shoe, you would be: High heeled boots The Little Black Dress Test

Alrighty Then....
Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Delta Giant Your Superpower is Winking Your Weakness is French People Your Weapon is Your Poison Whip Your Mode of Transportation is Houseboat What's your Superhero Name?

Own The Bad Wolfy???
I am in an auction on Bad Kitty's profile. You must fan, add, and rate her in order to bid. This is only my third auction and I am hoping it will be a good one. Offering tons of rates and extras depending on what is bid. Just click on the link (picture) to go to the contest area. This is what I am offering: If high bid is lower that a 7 day blast Rate all pics and stash 100 11s Fu-Owned in my screen name for the length of time you own me Added to my top friends for the length of time you own me 1 daily comment and gift Pimpout for as long as you own me. If the highest bid is a 7 day blast Rate all pics and stash during Happy Hour 200 11s for the week during Happy Hour Fu-owned by in my screen name for a week Added to top friends and #1 for a week 1 daily comment and gift for the week Pimpout for the week If highest bid is a 30 day blast Same as above but for a month plus these changes 200 11s become per week for the month Added to family for a mo

Yadda Yadda...yeah Yeah...
Your Sensitivity Score: 57% As far as sensitivity goes, you're a lot more in tune than most people. You can't help but be touched by what's around you - good and bad. But when things do get really bad around you, you are strong enough not to break down. Are You Extremely Sensitive?

Auction
Hey all i am in an auction!!!! Click the pic below and leave a bid!!!! I am offering the following: > Owned by ____ in name for a month > Add to top friends for a month # 2 spot > Add to family for a month > Pimp out in blog/bulletin/mumm once a week for a month totaling 4 > Link for your profile on my page for a month > Rate all photos 10/11 during Happy Hour > Rate all stash thumbs up during Happy Hour > Profile comments daily for a month > Pimp your friends (chose 2-5 firends for a pimp out bulletin) > Rate a friend > 2 Personal SFW Salute(s) > Put name in status bar for 1-2 hours each day i am online > 2 graphics with your pic in it > Buy a Gift once a week and do not forget to leave My auctioner love: Deathtrain416

Wanna Be An Angel
ARE YOU SEXY ENOUGH?? COME FIND OUT ONLY LORD SKULL KNOWS IF YOu CAN BE AN "ANGEL" DO YOU DARE ASK HIM ? CLICK THE PIC TO YOUR DESTINY.... THE INFAMOUS "LORD SKULL" LORD SKULL™ ~ :@ ENFORCER@ SKULL CRUSHER RADIO ~ HEAD OF SKULLS ANGELS ~ APPLY WITH IN ~@ fubar (repost of original by 'ღGothiqueTemptationღ Owner-DSG&D- RaWღBeautifully Morbid GM ღ' on '2008-04-05 10:53:24') (repost of original by 'LORD SKULL™ ~ :@ ENFORCER@ SKULL CRUSHER RADIO ~ HEAD OF SKULLS ANGELS ~ APPLY WITH IN ~' on '2008-04-05 10:55:52') (repost of original by '~☆TÅ§Tëë ☆~' on '2008-04-05 10:57:40')

10 Guilty Pleasures
10 guilty pleasure..... 10. Maguires....a small Irish pub located in Ft Lauderdale, Fl. A place I learned to relax in....maybe a little too much. From the outside swings, to the inside back bar, to their parking lot....the place reminds me of S~E~X. Plain & simple. 9. My new treadmill....I know sounds kinda silly but I love the new me that's evolving from it. 8. Writing erotica....anything from fictional to actual memories often leaves me wet and HOT. 7. Seduction....whispered words by candlelight....a simple touch....kisses along my lower back....bites along my inner thighs. 6. Porn....OMG I am a porn addict. Of course I have a few favorites in the male porn star category....Wesley Pipes, Mr Marcus, Mandingo lol Hell Yeah swing them dicks. My favorite kind is interracial, anal, and the money shots....all over the face. 5. Bailey's....Smooth and creamy dribbling slowly down my throat....coating it with that sweet taste all too familiar to me. Double shot of Bailey's s

Future Milf's And Ugly Women - Know Your Role!!!
UGLY WOMEN - Know Your Damn Role!!! I admit that in my past, I used to peruse dating sites during boring afternoons at my job. It killed time, and if I saw something that looked useful, perhaps I could get my end wet, if you catch my drift? But if there was one thing that used to piss me off about those sites, it was the deceitful-ass women who posted profiles on them. Yeah, very few people are ever honest about themselves, I get that. Heck, it happens here even on FUBAR. But what I can’t tolerate is when ugly bitches try and pull a fast one on a dude by having a confusing main photo. I know you’ve seen it - two girls smiling for the camera at a party somewhere or at a club. You, looking at this picture for the first time, have no idea which chick in the photo is actually the owner of the profile page and which isn’t. You hope that it’s the pretty one - the girl with the huge rack and the blonde hair, but life has taught you that nine-times-out-of-ten it’s the

So U Wanna Be A Rock ( Superstar ).....
Hi there to all who are my "fam/friends/fans" Now that I have made leval "10" I would like 2 be a Dj here, somewhere in here. How dose one be one here? I'd like 2 share some of my mixes, songs, n such but not realy sure how 2 go about this. Is it part of my Stash or tracks?? Or different? Do I copy n past a link here or in a lounge?? How dose one apply?? hmm wellp thanks all who read this and hope 2 be a big time Dj somewhere in here or in my own lounge. -Peace

Evil Angel
Hold it together, birds of a feather, Nothing But lies and crooked wings, I have the answer, spreading the cancer, You are the faith inside me, no, don't, Leave me to die here, Help me survive here alone, don't Remember, remember Put me to sleep evil angel, Open your wings evil angel ahhh! I'm a believer, nothing could be worse, All these imaginary friends, Hiding betrayal, driving the nail, Hoping to find a savior, No, don't, leave me to die here, Help me survive here alone, don't, surrender, surrender Put me to sleep evil angel Open your wings evil angel, oohh Fly over me evil angel Why can't I breathe evil angel Put me to sleep evil angel Open your wings evil angel, oohh Fly over me evil angel Why can't I breathe evil angel

I Write This For You Mom And Dad
Mom and Dad I feel so sad, why did you make me feel bad? Didnt you hear me call or did you enjoy watching me fall. I write this for you mom and dad. I always believed you'd always be here to wipe every tear, walk every mile to see me smile. You took my heart and tore it all apart. Now I am so alone, I have grown on my own, if I had only known. I write this for you mom and dad, I am so sad, you made me feel bad. All I did was try, and you just made me cry. So mom and dad I say goodbye, I will always wonder why, I write this for you mom and dad.

Info For My Friends! (please Read)
Just to let my friends know that don't already, I will be moving back to TN. and leaving tomorrow sometime. I am in the process of going through a painful divorce and leaving CA to return to my hometown in TN. My uncle passed away today so I am leaving tomorrow. Hope you understand and don't think I am just ignoring you, I won't do that to my friends. I appreciate everyone's friendship and your support. Hope I will be able to get back online in a few days and talk to you. Take care all and god bless you! Amber (Sexygurl70)

I Miss U When
I miss you when You're not here I thinkn about you Even when we are together Seeing you makes me smile Seeing you makes my heart sing I want my life to always Be inertwined with yours You may my heart complete You are my world As you always will be I love you more than life itself My heart beats faster When we are talking My heart beats faster When I see you type I love you with Everything that I am I love you with Everything that I have You make my world right You take away all the sadness You are the light in my life When it is full of sadness and pain I want you to know Just how much I love you I want you to know How happy you make me I love you dearly I always will I love you Never forget that

I'll Be Fine..
Cold rain falls in sheets remniscent of those that hid us from the world. I miss your hand in mine as I look into the fog covering what we knew. The hourglass has turned and I’m sinking as the sands give way beneath me. Deafened by the sound of the door shutting behind you, I wonder I wonder You’re not as alone, as you seem to think. Just to let you know. As for me, I’ll go inside and stare at the ceiling. Past the spiderwebs in the corner I’ll see a time when we were us Pillows never seemed so lifeless, and I... I’m sure I’ll be just fine.

Firestarter
I'm the trouble starter, punking instigator. I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated. I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter, you're the firestarter, twisted firestarter. I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated. Yeah, I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter, you're the firestarter, twisted firestarter. I'm the self-inflicted, punk detonator. Yeah, I'm the one invented, twisted animator. I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter, you're the firestarter, twisted firestarter.

Tattered Lace
There she sits in her tattered lace her home an unfamiliar place her sorrow falls on noone's ears silent sobs of wasted tears her memories fading in and out like firefly lights swirling about but her heart knows,it remembers still a time of love,and always will so she sits,recalling his face sits and waits, in her tattered lace. Gina 2003

My Soul Is Wild(poem)
My soul is wild, It cannot rest, It takes me where it wants to go, My wild soul wants to rest, In the arms of a friend, My wild soul is looking for a place to be, It is not here, But somewhere else, My soul is wild, Who will tame it?

Carrot's,egg,coffee......
Carrot, Egg, and Coffee A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee...You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, 'Tell me what you see.' 'Carrots, eggs, and coffee,

Am In A Contest For Once, Gonna Show Me How True You Really Are Of A Friend!?
Alright all my friends, fans, family!! Are you who you say you are, if so show me and prove it. All I ask is to help me out with some comments to win me a 3 day blast for the 1st time, I need some everyday, even from myself! Please do that for me as I will do the same for you if you were in a contest n such. Hope to see some of you there to help me out! Thanks and God Bless our Military, Veterans & Families!!

Singularity
Single again as the blog states,pretty simple enough. Broke up with someone that I will always hold in high esteem and regard for the person that she is,but the bottom line is it just did'nt work out between us,we were on two different pages with things that I view pretty important when in a relationship and on sites like this. That in no way means I'm right and she's wrong,or vice versa,just means we are two different people with two different thought patterns on certain views and issues. I CAN say though that not being in that relationship any longer I feel a GREAT weight and burden lifted off of me not having to deal with those issues anymore and I can view this place in a completely,entirely different light than I had. I hope all goes well for her in life,I wish her nothing but the best and for her family,Hope she finds what she's looking for in life,finds love and finds someone who can and will be willing to be able to deal with or handle her point of view of things MUCH better th

Like A Dream
Like A Dream Here I sit, thinking only of you Wondering what is to become of us Understanding all you have been through Hoping to slowly gain your trust My heart aches for you, and also I yearn I want to understand you In hopes that I will learn Your unique and special qualities amaze me Your smile Your mind Your voice Your eyes Your hair Your ability to cheer me up When you see that I am down My feelings for you go beyond that of words And at first it didn't seem real But that just taught me a lesson In doubting what I feel It seems I dreamed you into life And the reason for my stare The bluest sky The deepest sea Don't even compare You're so very special in every single way And thoughts of you Run through my head Every hour of the day I hope that you will understand Just how I feel about you I want to be your guiding hand For all that you go through

Just One More Time
Just one More time to hear you say I love you mom, one more time to hold you close. Just one more time. Just one more time, to hear your voice, to see you open that door, my God it feels like a war. Inside my mind, i want to tell you that I love you one more time. Wrap my arms around you, just one more time. I remember the last time I saw you the tears in your eyes but i couldnt let you stay. I had to close the door. Just wish you would love me one more time. I heard you say goodbye, I knew that i would never see you again. My eyes are full of tears, Just one more time to wipe away your tears, chase away all your fears. I cant be there and it tears me apart, I know in my heart we will never be apart. Just wish i could hear you say I love you mom just one more time. Just One More Time.

Kentucky Bourbon Balls
These traditional Kentucky candies are great for a Derby party or any special occasion. INGREDIENTS: 1 stick butter 1 box powdered sugar 1 cup chopped pecans 4 T. Bourbon 1 large package semi-sweet chocolate chips (real chocolate, not imitation) 1 T. paraffin wax PREPARATION: Cream butter and sugar then add chopped pecans. Mix well and add in the Bourbon. Chill for an hour to make it easier to handle then roll into small balls. Refrigerate overnight. Melt the chocolate and paraffin in a double boiler until smooth and well mixed. Dip the chilled Bourbon balls into the chocolate and place on a cookie sheet lined with waxed paper. Chill until hard.

Slipping Away Is The Faith I Used To Cling To......
Wow! Another relationship and another woman that basically has me on the shelf like a broken toy waiting to be played with. Seriously,wtf am I thinking? Will someone tell me for the love of Pete where I am going wrong? I try to be nice,honest,caring and loyal and I get the same result as if I just punched her in the face while trying to hit on her mother and sister. Fuck it,Im too pissed to finish this blog.Im gonna go work on my art. See ya!

Self Esteem
never seems to fail t hat when i try something hopes rise up to its most expectations only to be dashed and tossed aside as like so much trash. My self esteem is slowly diminishing, mayhaps its my destiny to be alone of course i guess. yes i know i have friends but friends cant fill the void of lonliness and depression, and people wonder whay i sit here....its because i have nothing elsae left to do but that and cry sometimes. That will be my epitaph i guess when i craok and leave this world, He died a lonely man

My Poetic Fairy Tale (chapter 2)
Our dear knight has spotted a maiden Her smile has become a safe haven Of her beauty she is unaware The sparkle in her eye and and long flowing hair It is hard for him to not notice As he tries to maintain pure motives It takes effort to not cross certain lines As his heart begs for freedom to fly But he knows she is worth the waiting So for now he will suffer these cravings All for this beautiful maiden

Fubar/lounge/staff License Available!!
Want a License? 3 Kinds to Choose From: 1.) Lounge License 2.) Lounge "Staff" License: 3.) FuBar License: (2 types) Designer/License Inspector: The Fu-Milf Queen™ Contact Her VIA Email for Prices!

The Weeks Ahead
Hey all just poppin in to let you know know im not being a snob or anything .. ive got just about 10 weeks till my vacation and im tryin to get every bit of work i can .. so ill have a bit of extra spending money when i do go .. so .. if i dont get to leaving comments n showin Luv . im not bein a snob im just in another place .. Im tryin to break down my list of "things to do " so i dont have to do it all in the last week prior to my going .. Oh and for a Certain few people I really wish you would consider making plans for Next summer ! we wanna kick it big .. get a whole round of sites and just have a great time . so those that know of this Lemmie know .. cuz we're making our reservations in Sept for next summer !!! WOHOOOO Ok so im a lil excited about getting away .. Yayyy So im out cuz i took a 7-3 shift tomorrow and i have to be awake while im there .. cuz the Boss will be there .. dont wanna have him fire my ass LMAO Toodles ! Hugs n Smoochies Wen :)

Three Ladies Need Your Help!!!
This is what's happening....BrattyBytch started a giveaway awhile back for a three day blast. I have to have 4500 more comments to get my blast. Pye needs 6080 comments to get her blast. BrattyBytch has been challenged by a friend...As soon as she gets down to 1,250,000 points away from her next level, she will get a free Happy Hour!!! Her next level is Godfather, so this will be a HUGE help for her. So0o0o0o0o0o0o0o......if you stop by and comment on my pic and Pye's pic, you're helping ALL three of us out at one time andddddddddddd you're getting points for YOURSELF!!!! I promise you that if you take the time to show us some luvin.....you will get some luvin in return!!! So if you don't mind, stop on by and drop us three friendly ladies some comments. Thankies and y'all have a WONDERFUL day!!!! Mary BrattyBytch ~ Forgotten Fu~Shadow Leveler@ fubar Happy Country Girl Pye

Promise
She smiles as he looks down upon her, holding her in his arms. He whispers words of love as he runs his fingers through her hair. They stare into each other's eyes not wishing for anything but this moment to last. Her lips tingle as his softly touch hers. A soft, gentle kiss, but a passionate one, non-the-less. Her arms tighten around him as she pulls him closer to her. A promise they once made to one another, one they would keep 'til the end of time

Soul Pearls
the wind in our face soul pearls fall after being grown from a grain of thought irritation held smothered smoothed over from life and from love made in the bottom of the sea of the mind till they flow in streams and pool to death soul pearls fall in sorrow as they fall in all worlds drops of tears glisten and sparkle from life's ocean of love

Non Conformity? Ya'rly!
You Are 87% Non Conformist You're incredibly strange. And a weirdness like yours takes skill to cultivate! No one really understands you. And you're cool with that. You just hope you never have to understand them! Are You a Nonconformist?

Oh No A Dream Team Member Is In The Auction Of A Lifetime T-shirt And Panti-- On! Check It Out
THIS IS MY FIRST AUCTION IN MY T-SHIRT AND WELL YOU GET THE PICTURE! STOP BY AND SHOW ME SOME BIDS TO MAKE ME SMILE..................................! HOSTED BY BIG POPPA BiG PoPpA OfFiCiAl OwNeR oF T hE hOt MoMmAs ClUb i DoNt ChAsE ThEmE IrEpLaCe ThEmE So GeT In WhErE Y@ fubar (repost of original by 'NYCE-N-SLOW~DYLON'S DIVA~THE DREAM TAEM ~' on '2008-04-15 22:57:47') (repost of original by '~SCOBBY-DOO IS MY NAME AND BOMBING ON FUBAR IS MY GAME~THE DREAM TEAM~' on '2008-04-16 09:38:27')

Thelollipopgurlz
I have created a family called the Lollipop gurlz! Im looking for honest,drama free,fun,sweet girls to join my Club. It's not about bombing its about making more friends & having a sweet title to your name. If your all of the above but most importantly drama free then please come join us!!! 1.PLZ F/A/R all Lollipop gurls! Tell me when your done. 2. Please fumail me a picture you would like to use for Lollipop tag. 3.Must make a Lollipop Gurlz tag within a 21 day mimit of joining....if you cant in that time frame please u must let me know we will work it out :) 4. Lollipop fun already gurlz!!! THANX!currently we have 40 members and going strong Tequila Gurl Creator & Owner of the Lollipop Gurlz Club owner to tinytears@ fubar ~OUR BODYGUARD~ LOLLIPOP GURLZ BODYGUARD@ fubar ~~OUR RECRUITOR~~ REV SLIM~DJ@ForbiddeN ~Lounge OUTKAST~~R/L FUBBY 2 HYPNO~FreakSHOW mbr ***(OTB)@ fubar ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "Goofball" Fu Owner of "Firemanm88" @ fubar Troubles

Trust Shows Erosion Of Trust In Clinton
By Anne E. Kornblut and Jon Cohen Washington Post Staff Writers Wednesday, April 16, 2008; Page A06 PHILADELPHIA, April 15 -- Lost in the Hillary Rodham Clinton campaign's aggressive attacks on Barack Obama in recent days is a deep and enduring problem that threatens to undercut any inroads Clinton has made in her struggle to overtake him in the Democratic presidential race: She has lost trust among voters, a majority of whom now view her as dishonest. This Story * Democrats Willing to Let Battle Continue * MOST SEE DISHONESTY: Poll Shows Erosion Of Trust in Clinton * Washington Post-ABC News Poll Data * Fighting to the End View All Items in This Story View Only Top Items in This Story Her advisers' efforts to deal with the problem -- by having her acknowledge her mistakes and crack self-deprecating jokes -- do not seem to have succeeded. Privately, the aides admit that the recent controversy over her claim to have ducked s

Wow Someone Finally Acts Like A Parent
This spoiled brat got owned.... in the Butt! :]Seriously, The thing is this. If you think it's fine and cool to hook up with random folks online, you deserve a dumbass tag nailed to your forehead. Never has it been ok to hop in a car with a stranger you've just met. Word is that Brad Nowell from Sublime had a story about a girl he knew who met a guy in a bar. The story for all parties involved ended in one way...Anyways, At any rate, here are my personal online parenting tips of the day for teens or ridiculous parents who have trouble raising the kids they shouldn't have spawned in the first place.Online Safety Tips1. Get the Fuck off Myspace looking for dates.2. Everyone you meet online is not who they say they are... 3. "I'm petite, a hot blonde, and single" really means "I don't like showers, have cheeto stains on mah shirt and do truckin' through Lubbock, Texas for food fixins. Oh, I'm a burly, hairy dude."4. "I'm a nice guy/girl and we'll have a good time" = Thriller.5. 9/10 times

Poetry/ Song Bits Ive Written Recently
love sick i still dream vividly your eyes, your hair, the sweat i can taste your skin on me each time, endless regret i close my eyes, but i still see my crumbling dreams unmet your weight is still upon me the memory's all i'll get july 200 some lonely winter dawns i dream of teenage abandon lust on carousels well into july sticky, needy, unsatisfied. these restless rainy days i yearn for what i have been rust on lazy wheels, resting on a lie rotten, forgotten, i'm pacified deconstruction there seems to be no sense in this an intense tryst then resistance there's things of you i wouldn't miss my wragged wrists and the distance untitled is this are you can we? fields of dirty flowers turn away in shame too bright, too revealing. every pretty thing has a story and a secret will you am i do they? words make less sense two rows of white stones tapped by a muscle it's merely vibration what could it mean? we have i still you ca

In My First Auction......
PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES Have you ever wanted to own a Playmate? If so here's your chance. The Pu$$yCat Playmates and Pimps are up for AUCTION. Bids are starting out at $25,000 Fubucks. The Auction opens April 18 and ends on May 2 @ 9pm FuTime. PIMPS The cash/fubucks equivalent is as follows: $1 = 50000 fubucks $5 = 250000 fubucks $10 = 500000 fubucks $20 = 1 million fubucks $50 = 2.5 million fubucks $100 = 5 million fubucks HAPPY BIDDING!

At&t Pogos Into Customer's Lives
Quick test for you with high-speed Internet: Who's your Internet provider? Chances are, you only see the company's name on your monthly bill. As high-speed Internet access becomes as commonplace as turning on a hot-water tap, consumers pay less and less attention to who delivers all those bits. But that's a problem from the vantage of those Internet service providers: How can they keep a customer who barely knows their name? In an effort to bring its brand back squarely to the consumer's attention, AT&T (nyse: T - news - people ) is launching something that few of its customers would have guessed that they need: a "three-dimensional" browser called Pogo. "Interacting with a browser is the first thing people do when they get online," says David Krantz, AT&T's vice president for business development. "If we can give them something better, that will give us a deeper connection with our customers." Pogo aims to give people more tools to navigate the Web and organize digital conten

Love Stripped
My soul is bare Stripped of love and care You took out a warrant for my soul And walked away with it leaving me so cold I believed in your façade you called love And let myself succumb to it’s delightful hold But when push came to shove The so-called love we shared you broke free of All the joy in my heart slowly faded away Leaving my world so dark and gray pain unbearably hard to suppress The agony so intense I cannot repress Since you arrested all of my hopes and dreams You have taken my life and all that it means You destroyed my chaste naivety my existence has become a harrowing sobriety My reality has become truant and faded A living that is cruel and sedated You were the man I once cherished You’re now the man from whom I perished By: Brittany Do not attempt to take my work. It is mine and solely belongs to me. I have backups of when all work was written. Thanks.

The Lies That I Believe
Around it comes and round it goes Around it swims around my head All of us are lonely souls And all of get left for dead How come I always try to cross Even though I know the bridge is burning? How come I take it When I know that you fake it? I tell myself I'm learning The lies that I believe are simple The lies that I believe are true The lies that I believe are beautiful The lies that I believe are true All the flings and all the flaws Let me cling to someone's clause All of us are lonely souls And all of us mend broken laws How come I always try to cross Even though I know the bridge is burning? How come I take it When I know that you fake it? I tell myself I'm learning The lies that I believe are simple The lies that I believe are true The lies that I believe are beautiful The lies that I believe are true Everyone uses, everyone abuses Nobody takes the blame Everyone uses, everyone abuses Ain't it such a shame The lies that I believe are simp

Endless Love
You are my better half The best thing that has Ever happened to me When I look to the sky I know that this is True when I feel your Love surrounding me like A flower in bloom You make it hard not To fall in love with you From the sway of your walk To the voice of an angel Coming out from within Knowing that you will take me With everything that means Growing through out time And spending eternity with thee Will You Marry Me.

"the Love Of Enternity"
Loving someone may be hard to do For I have searched for an eternity For someone just like you. Finding you is the best thing That has ever happened to me. You are my everything From the air I breathe To ever single last one Of my heart beats. You make me the happiest That I have ever been If it wasn't for you I would still be lost Like a tumble weed blowing In the breeze. This is the day and hour Were most would say I Love You Now and Always.

Loosing Every One
this isnt right im loosing friends left and right /i havent done one thing too you people ERROR: Sorry, you already have a pending friend request with ~♥Sandy♥~! boat man will add if you have a salute@ fubar

What Are You Looking For?
I walk the line of the disappointed I celebrate when I'm in pain My heart and mind can be disjointed I built a bed in this hole I made I recognize that I'm damaged I sympathize that you are too But I wanna breathe without feelin' so self-conscious But it's hard when the welt's starin' at you Another piece of the puzzle, it doesn't fit You throw your arms up, you're so damn sick of it What are you working for What are you searching for Love You won't be thinking of cars when You're on your death bed and dyin' You'll only be thinkin' of what you are paying for, What you are praying for Love You join the line of the getting richer You keep your face but it's movin' slow You are defined by all that you have hoarded But you're surprised it doesn't fill up the hole. Another piece of the puzzle, it doesn't fit You throw your arms up, you're so damn sick of it What are you coping for What are you hoping for Love You won't be thinking of cars when You're on y

Snake Bite Radio Family - Sbradio Family
If you wish to take the picture and place it on your page or Primary photo or just place in your album, Feel free to use it. April 22 5:00 AM CST - April 23 5:00 Am CST will be Snake Bite Radio's Family Day we will be partying 24 Hrs in the Snake Bite Radio Lounge. Will need Promoters to link like crazy to the lounge. Greeters to welcome people into the lounge Please let me know if you are interested lets have another Good day Rockin the sh*t out of FUBAR!!

Spank Me Baby
OK HERE IS THE DEAL...I HAVE JUST RECD. MY FIRST SPANKS AND AM YEARNING FOR MORE! I ONLY HAVE 5287 FUBUCKS BUT THERE ARE OTHER THINGS i AM WILLING TO OFFER FOR SPANKS I WILL RATE ALL YOUR STASH & OR PIX DURING HAPPY HOUR, MAKE SALUTES SFW OR NOT THE OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS MAKE ME A OFFER OF HOW MANY YOU WANNA GIVE AND WHAT YOU WANT. IF YOU HAVE SPANKS AND ARE WILLING TO GIVE THEM UP THATS GREAT AS WELL. TYVM LILBABYBI

Yoinked
What is your name?: keith How old are you?: 33 When is your Birthday?: june 27 What is your zodiac sign?: cancer Where were you born?: kansas Where do you live now?: kansas What color eyes do you have?: hazel What color hair do you have?: hair? How tall are you?: 5' 11" How much do you weigh? (Be Honest Ladies): 155 What is your race?: human What is your worst fear?: i had a re-curring nightmare that lasted throughout my childhood. the thought of it still scares me. i can't describe it with words. Do you smoke?: no longer Do you drink?: beer - as often as possible. but i rarely get drunk. Do you cuss?: only at work Do you use drugs?: once upon a time Have you ever or will you ever steal?: when i was a kid Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?: am i suspect? Do you play in a band or play an instrument?: brass and (somewhat) guitar Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?: 2 tattoos, 4 piercings If you had a favorite serial

Update To Yesterday
Well, after talking to Adam's parents, I feel a million times better... And then Adam and I sat and talked about a lot of stuff... and were up til 2 this morning just hanging out and stuff. That rocked... But we are going to go ahead and try for another baby, we think. I mean, if it happens it does, if it doesn't it doesn't. But we both got so excited and so happy about having this baby, and the miscarriage just killed us, so we think we're going to go ahead and try again... Other than that, work is going great. Tash is doing awesome in T ball and lexi is being her normal 2 yr old self. My lil babies are doing great!! And of course, Adam and I are doing great... I love you baby!

Censorship Is Bunk
Man! The more I do on the world wide web I realize how fucking on lock the censorship brigade has everything. In the last week I discovered my original accounts on Justin.tv and face book.com had been closed for violating the “terms of service”. At least Justin.tv answered my enquiries on the subject. They accused me of stripping naked on cam. Since on that site all video streams are archived I asked to reinvestigate the point of nudity considering I am a woman of business and have no intentions of getting naked for anyone for FREE, especially on sites that ban that type of content. They replied saying that they rechecked and I was for sure topless. I am still certain they made a mistake, because the farthest extent to which I have gotten nude on my living room, live and FREE cam is having changed my shirts several times by the fireplace but I have always had on a bra… The bra may have been nude colored however and may have misled them to believe I had nothing covering my breast

Car Is Dead
well its not dead but the head gasket blew so i cant drive it, so i have to take a cab or the bus to work today, UNLESS some one wants to be nice enough to give me a ride to the Hazel Dell Target! eh i didnt think so...oh well hopefulyl by monday i can get a new car...well not new but one that runs atleast.

Microsoft Sees Strong 2009 Sales
SEATTLE - Microsoft Corp. is looking ahead to a strong fiscal 2009, with or without Yahoo. The software maker gave Wall Street a first peek at guidance for next year indicating that strong worldwide sales would overpower hiccups in the U.S. economy that could depress information technology spending. But investors disappointed with Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT - news - people )'s more immediate outlook for the current fourth quarter and with weaker-than-expected sales in the division responsible for Windows sent shares down 5 percent in after-hours trading. Before diving into quarterly results Thursday, Microsoft Chief Financial Officer Chris Liddell spent a few minutes on a conference call with analysts reiterating the company's stance on its stalled bid to buy Yahoo Inc. (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people ) In February, Yahoo's board rebuffed Microsoft's offer - worth $44.6 billion at the time - saying it undervalued the company. Since then, the value of the offer has fluctuated with M

Divorce? Whatyoutalkinaboutwillis?!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080425/ap_en_tv/people_gary_coleman Newlywed Gary Coleman brings marital woes to `Divorce Court' By SANDY COHEN, AP Entertainment Writer 35 minutes ago The honeymoon is over for Gary Coleman and his new bride. The 40-year-old actor and his 22-year-old wife, Shannon Price, are set to appear on TV's "Divorce Court" on May 1 and 2. The couple wed in August after meeting on the set of the 2006 comedy "Church Ball." Among the problems the pair discusses with Judge Lynn Toler are Coleman's anger and intimacy issues. Coleman and Price agree they have "ugly" monthly fights. "If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does," Price says, according to a transcript of the show obtained by The Associated Press. "He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too." Coleman says he gets frustrated because "the male is always the bad guy." "When I t

April Poem-a-day Challenge Day 24 & 25
April Poem-A-Day Challenge Day 24 Prompt: "Use a photograph to create a poem." Based on this photo ... http://mindofmalloy.com/images/site7/means_to_end_home.jpg Desperate Measures Strength of will is not enough, I should be made of stronger stuff. Keep it under lock and key, lest it get the best of me. I've tried before and always failed to escape the coffin nailed, but this approach may be the one to see this dread addiction done. Day 25 Prompt: "Write an occupational poem" Ok, so I stretched the prompt a bit on this one. :p Igor's Lament Beneath the rising smoke and the jacob's ladder's arc, behind the insane scientist trying to make his mark a lone, disfigured form hunches over the controls tasked with the job of making sure that everything unfolds. If anything goes wrong he'll be the one to blame, but if it's successful he'll receive no fortune and no fame. Toiling away in silence, he's content to just survive until the moment Master scr

Get It Together!!
While watching the results of the Democratic primary in Pennsylvania, I learned that over half of Clinton's supporters stated that they (if Obama is the nominee of the party) will either vote for McCain, or skip the national election entirely. A slightly smaller percentage of Obama supporters felt the same way about Clinton. NEW RULE: If you're so stupid that you have to demonize another member of your own party just because they aren't "your" candidate; If you're so stupid that you'd rather vote for someone that doesn't support anything you do - or not vote at all - rather than for your party nominee (who just so happens to have nearly identical positions to your preference) then someone in your party that has an IQ higher than a slug gets to exercise your vote by proxy. What is wrong with you people? If I put position papers on every issue in front of you, one set for Obama and one for Clinton, chances are you wouldn't be able to tell me which set belonged to which candidate

Sexy Lady Offers To Harvest Virginity Of Net Neutrality-supporting Nerds (nsfw)
Still in Belgium—hurrah!—let us segue from sticky ponchos to stickiness of another kind. Notorious sexylady Tanya Devereaux says that she is turning virgin surgeon in order to divest any nerd of his cherry—provided that they support a free web. One of the terms and conditions states that the act must not last for more than 30 minutes. Er, could any guy last more than 30 seconds on their first time? So, let's see. No anal sex without prior negotiation. Condoms must be worn, unless the nerd-gin wishes to release his manfat on Tanya's body. No under-18s. Proof that the victimrgin supports net neutrality must be provided (a black tee-shirt with "I Support Net Neutrality" emblazoned on the front won't cut it, sorry.) Finally, Tanya "may deny service for hygiene reasons." This is not the first time that Ms Devereaux has offered up her orifices for a good cause. Last year she put 40,000 blowjobs on the negotiating table when she ran for a seat in the Belgian senate, as a protest against

Oops!!
New Rule: If we can have a morning after pill for the "oops" of unprotected sexual intercourse, we should be able to have a morning after clause for the "oops" of elections. The "morning after" pill allows women to correct a mistake from the night before, when thoughts of affection, love, intimacy, and puppies, cloud an already feeble and now intoxicated mind into believing that the loser at the end of the bar is her savior, her comforter and her best buddy! But alas, in the light of day, she comes to realize that the scum bag she just let into her bedroom is not someone she wants to continue a relationship with and certainly not someone she wants in her life for any length of time. Thus, eliminating any chance of that by swallowing a pill and preventing a lifelong attachment nine months later is a sound and legal remedy to a night of Tequila induced temporary insanity. This begs the question, if such a pill exists to prevent a mistake from compounding and becoming a lifelo

Maker Today A Memorable Day.
Saturday, April 26, 2008 A memorable day Decide right now to make this day a memorable one. Make use of the precious moments now available to you to do something you'll continue to remember and be thankful for, years and years from now. This very day is your opportunity to move life forward in a significant way. Choose to find your enjoyment today in making a real and enduring positive difference. Do you realize how fortunate you are to be able to transform the fleeting hours of this day into something that will continue to add value to the world long after this day is over? Can you see how profoundly fulfilling it will be to live this day in such a way that you can always look back upon it with grateful satisfaction? Just imagine living every day that way. Then, go beyond merely imagining it and start to continually live with a strong and abiding sense of true purpose. The whole universe spreads out in front of you. And anything is possible in this very moment. Make t

So Where Are You At?
The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers.

"big Man With A Gun" Nin
I am a big man (yes I am) and I have a big gun got me a big old Dick and I I like to have fun held against your forehead I'll make you suck it maybe I'll put a hole in your head you know, just for the fuck of it I can reduce you if I want I can devour I'm hard as fucking steel, and I’ve got the power I'm every inch a man, and I'll show you somehow me and my fucking gun nothing can stop me now shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot I'm going to come all over you me and my fucking gun me and my fucking gun

Hahahah Awesome!
i copied and pasted this from Nyha! I loved it cuz this is exactly how i feel.. Thank God my man gets this about me! Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please f

My Trip To Fairbanks
Well when I was younger I used to travel with my brother sometimes. One time we went to Alaska. It's a fantastic place to see. Well we landed in Fairbanks at the start of the trip, with the idea to work our way down to Anchorage. So we get there and check into the hotel. My bro was tired and wanted to take a nap, so I thought I would just take a little walk to downtown Fairbanks. So I go to the front desk and ask how far it is to downtown. "Oh just a few blocks, just walk out here and go straight." Perfectly normal idea, right? I thought so. And the lady at the desk gave no indication that there was anything wrong with this idea. So I walk out and make my way to downtown Fairbanks. As I am walking, I notice that every car that passes by has one single guy in it. There is a lot of honking horns. (Double entendre. :)) I stop at a corner and wait to cross the street and a car stops and someone is saying something to me that is not very polite. This rattles me a littl

To Do It Right...we Must Do It Complete.
Crying only a little bit is no use. You must cry until your pillow is soaked. Then you can get up and laugh . . . --Galway Kinnell Many of us were raised to deny our feelings; that is, we might have been allowed to describe them politely, but we were not allowed to express feelings on the spot by wailing, jumping for joy, or dancing. This is often considered rude. In a proper home, we often hear, if people have feelings, they have them quietly. But many of us have suffered living this way. We need a full and thorough expression of a feeling in order to know it, experience it, and move beyond it. This is the way we let go of sadness, for instance. Feelings come and go. If we are not afraid to let them have their moment, we will not be afraid to express them.

Yesterday
Heard on the radio that a 72 year old woman had an accident on her bedroom stripping pole. She was 276lbs and it broke while she was trying something new. The problem is the pole wasn't properly mounted so it fell with her.

Nikon Beats The Crap Out Of Canon @ Tipa Awards
TIPA Photography Award Winners Announced: Nikon Goes Away Happy By Charlie Sorrel EmailApril 25, 2008 | 8:46:06 AMCategories: Cameras The Technical Image Press Association (TIPA) has announced to results of the annual camera Oscars. The European awards are coveted by manufacturers, mostly because they get to stick the TIPA logo on the camera box and thereby shift more units. This year, Nikon scooped the Pro and Expert categories with the D3 and D300 respectively. We know that both are good, and probably the two main reasons that Nikon is gaining ground against its old rival Canon. Canon, though, also managed to win a gong for the best "advanced" DSLR with its EOS 450D, not a bad feat as for a camera that started shipping a few days ago. Check the link for the full list of winners.

Down Touring With Metallica
We have some confirmed dates of Down touring with Metallica..July 16 Bergen, Norway @ Bergenhus CastleJuly 18 St Petersburg , Russia @ SKK HallJuly 20 Riga, Latvia @ Skonto StadiumJuly 22 Bologna, Italy @ Parco NordJuly 25 Sofia, Bulgaria @ Levski StadiumJuly 27 Istanbul, Turkey @ Ali Sami Yen StadiumClick here to check out pics of Down in Moscow. Click here for the Down online store, all girl's stuff on sale. Click here to to check Pantera texas for Pantera tribute bands. Contact Pantera Texas if you have a tribute band and want to be in the top friends of the largest Pantera tribute page on myspace. Click here to search with Pantera. Click here to visit the official Pantera store. Thanks, more soon...-J (Pantera Webmaster)