During my most recent stay in Russia I also had the pleasure of sleeping in a trailer on one occasion. Unfortunately the company I was in proved determined to not only infurate but also embarass me in one simple action. After a long night clubbing I, my partner and a member of my family attempted to stagger back to my mother's home only to discover we had infact lost our key. Not wanting to wake everyone up we decided to sleep in the trailer she keeps in her drive way. As the first person in to the trailer I instantly claimed the bed. My partner got the couch while unfrtounately my cousin was left with the hammock which was little more then a pitiful think piece of fabric with two poles that fit in to two slots in the wall. We were all fine until half way through the night my cousin rolled over causing the hammock to collapse and sending him careering at high speed across trailer towards me. The sudden shift in weight distribution then caused the trailer to perform what can only be described as a "wheelie" and slide gracefully out of the front driveway and in to a drainage ditch full of shit.
