The Professor is forgetful; absent-minded is the word
There are many stories of his habits that I’ve heard
When he’s busy with a theory he forgets to go to sleep
He oftens dives in swimming pools and forgets which end is deep
He forgets important numbers, he’ll forget he needs a shave
And once I heard that he forgot his way out of a cave
But the worst time was when he was young, and lost in a romance
He showed up for his wedding, all dressed — except for pants.
