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redrum = open presents naow?
created @ 12/17/2011 04:27 pm
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When I was growing up, my mother never put the presents under the tree until we were all asleep in bed on Christmas morning. Until then, it was bare underneath the tree except for presents being given to other people. I never understood until now.

I'm feeling an urge to murder whoever is in charge of fubar. They have placed a pretty green link on my page saying "you have a present" and when I click on it...."sorry, no can open naow"

I finally understand my mother. She knew we would kill her to get to the presents if we could see them and begin to salivate.

So my question is...

If I can get to babyjesus... can I open naow?


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