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Erotic Passion
Get down on your hands and knees, and wrap your lustful fingers around my hips… Glide into me forcefully, first onto your face- Taste me… touch me… feel the way my body calls to you- Slowly pull my legs up to wrap up and over your shoulder tenderly… Pull me into to you… further and further… Do you hears my whispers, pleas and cries?- My breath is coming in faster and I am moaning under you… My body and soul are aching for you- But you just keep the erotic rhythm and ignore my pleas… My nails are gently digging into your shoulders and running through your hair… In attempts to slow you down or make us one- You are devouring me in erotically wicked hunger- You begin to simultaneously caress me with your tongue and your fingers… My body is so ready for you… bucking and arching underneath you… I am lathering you… I am begging you… come inside my love- You are so hard… so very hard… and I want to feel you inside of me- I cannot take much more without you- O

Change
I've watched you change Into a fly I looked away You were on fire I watched a change In you It's like you never Had wings Now you feel So Alive I've watched you change I took you home Set you on the glass I pulled off your wings Then I laughed I watched a change In you It's like you never Had wings Now you feel So alive I've watched you change It's like you never Had wings ahhh ahh ahhh I look at the cross Then I look away Give you the gun Blow me away I've watched a change In you It's like you never Had wings Now you feel So Alive I've watched you change. Now you feel Alive You Feel Alive I've watched you change It's like you never Had wings ahhh ahh ahhh

My Addiction
You're like a drug to me Without you I go crazy My mind starts to race My heart beats off pace. I can rely on you To help me get through But everything has their cost It was my mind that I lost You made me believe your lies You couldn't even hear my cries You're just like a drug You were only there to pull my plug. Because of you I now flatline You killed me with no warning or sign You were the cause of my death The reason I took my last breath

Sometimes, Risking Getting A One On My Profile Would Be Worth It...
Gahhhh! I can understand sexy pictures, I can understand suggestive pictures, but Geeeeez, what is with the need for photographs that make me want to rip my eyes out! No, I do not want to see your junk, if I did I'd be looking into your bedroom window when you go to bed at night. Ewwww! Actually no, before you can think it I'm not that much of a prude. My problem isn't with human anatomy, it's with nasty human anatomy that caused the SO's of these people to be involuntarily bulimic. Yes, I'm done bitching now.

The Love Of My Life...
Right now, I am speechless. Almost everyone who knows me knows the love I have for lindon. We don't chat often anymore. As a matter of fact, we hardly talk at all... until he decides he wants to fuck me. He acts like he cares so much about me... and does he? Hell, i don't know... never will... all i know is i love him. I always have, i'm afraid i always will love him. I'm not sure why i allow myself to even think of him. He has hurt me in so many ways. I have wished, for so long, that he would love me. But he wont... and it's weird, because recently, i haven't cared too much about him, and some days, don't even think about him... mainly because i've started falling for scott. And Lindon knows about scott, but it seems Lindon persues me harder... mostly for sexual reasons. I'm sure he cares about me some... but not enough. And it's like, he doesn't quite wanna let me go... Right now, he is driving drunk... from Norman, to Stillwater... If he got hurt... god knows i would never be able t

Day Two
Not as productive as day one, but it's ok. Still making new friends and still doing my joke of the day. I already posted tomorrows if you are interested. I will start up my stash soon and put them on there. See ya on the flip side! :-)

A Word Of Warning To The Ladies: This Is What Happens When You Piss Off The Wrong Boyfriend
"Happy Death Day", by Alien Ant Farm. I slowly shoot these words like weapons, And go insane. I watch you drive your stupid car, You go away. You never were one to use caution, And you don't obey. You know I'd love to see it happen..... I always tried to keep you near me, Without the pain. I love to tie us into knots, We slipped away. I tried to captivate you, on that evening He was leaving, with the girl I'd love to kill... Happy Death day to you baby, I know you're flying in the blue now... We'll be together real soon now, baby don't you worry, Papa's got a brand new body bag for you.... Cable cars run through my mind, Reminiscent Bay. I think I'd love a valentine, I wish you'd stay. You never were one to use caution, It slipped away. I somehow knew this would happen.... Happy Death day to you baby, I know you're flying in the blue now... We'll be together real soon now, baby don't you worry, Papa's got a brand new body bag for you, And I've got

Love
Love READ EACH SENTENCE SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT Love starts with a smile grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there Nobody is perfect Until you fall in love with them Send this on to everyone special in your life even the people who really make you mad sometimes and to the people whose lives you want to be in pOsTed bY:

My Memories Of The S/s Norway Nee S/s France
That Grand Dame of the Sea, the Blue Lady, the Monarch of the North Atlantic, all these were names given to her, by nobles, notables, crew captains, and other ship aficianados. None were originated in the offices of PR salesmen, whose job it is to peddle dreams and snake oil. And all of these names fit her so beautifully, so very aptly that no one who was anyone in the ship building business, or the shipping industry would have dared to say otherwise. A ship is, properly speaking, a boat that can carry other boats. Anything less is not a ship, and she was the Queen of them all. Longer than an American football field, she was the longest passenger ship in the world, EVER. She carried more passengers every week, than any other ship either of her kind, or the modern "mega ships", until 1997 when Royal Caribbean introduced its Voyager class. Only one ship afloat could ever match her speed, her style, her grace and that was Cunard's Queen Elizabeth 2. Together, they were the

I'm Not Super On Super Sunday, But Thanks For Asking
Ugh! My life is a piece of dried up feces at the moment. My mom's lying in a rest home bed, dying of cancer, and my sister is being a bitch to me because I don't listen to her every word, even though she's a freakin' idiot. You know, it's highly insulting when you say I'm smart yet treat me like I don't know what the hell I am doing, and then turn right around and complain that I have an "attitude". Well, you would have an attitude too if all your sibling ever did was talk to you and never listened to you. God, if only I had hit that $250 million dollar jackpot last week. I'd have given my sister plenty of money to take care of my mom and my aunt, and I would have jetted so fast it would have blown down every building in this podunk town where I reside. As for the Super Bowl...meh. Colts 27, Bears 20. I'll watch the game, but I could care less who wins. At least there's a Family Guy marathon on Cartoon Network after the game.

Ha Ha Ha
First and formost let me say how over used LOL is. That is why I mix it up a bit with a ha ha or a hee hee maybe even a laugh and snort. But what gets on my nerves the most is the fake LOL. "Tara, how do you know if it is a fake LOL? They are after all, on a computer and you can't see them" Oh young one you have so much to learn. Now sit down and let me explain the fake LOL. First, why would you laugh out loud after saying hi to someone or I'm doing good. If you do laugh out loud at this you are insane and I dont want to be around you. I will flee from you...quickly. Second, I know I'm not that funny. Everything that comes out of my mouth should not cause an out pour of laughter. I wish it did, but, I know better. Third, they have a web cam. If you are going to let me watch you type and chat with me don't type LOL or ROTFLMAO when you dont even crack a smirk or grin. If I see this I will call you out on this. A side note to this:: do you need to inform me you are LOL if I c

Funny Thoughts
1) Lays potato chips****you can't eat one**** yes I can and I did!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA 2) socks with sandles***if you want to wear socks then wear real shoes otherwise DON'T DO IT! IT LOOKS STUPID! And now I heard they are making socks for flip flops????? Why on earth would someone do this??? It's wrong oh so very wrong....and really if you are wearing this there should be a law that says anyone can come up and flog you without any type of legal action being taken.

Indigos
The Indigos are a soul group of awakened and enlightened beings who have come to assist our world in a global transformation. They are here to ignite a shift in consciousness and help move us out of the " old paradigm systems", which include: our educational, political, religious, medical, nutritional, technological, family dynamics and all fear based belief systems. They come to Earth, bringing with them, Universal wisdom, Divine knowledge, of what is to come, and they hold a clear vision of peace, harmony, perfection and unity for this world. This world

Profile Photo
I have to admit that I actually hate having my picture taken .... For those who know me that's going to sound a little strange but it's very true !!! Anyway I got zero sleep last night because I was chatting to a couple of my friends here on the Cherry and before I knew it, the dawn was fast approaching.... So off I ran, jumped in the van, dashed off to the top of a local hill, jogged the last mile to get to the top just as the sun came up and..... WoW I so love this shot, so now it's up as my new profile pic and I hope you all like it as much as I do !!!! As it was -2 degrees this morning up there I'm only just starting to warm up so if I've stuffed up the spelling ... Sorry !!! LOL Stay cool, safe and happy people and I'll catch you all after I've had a loooooong HOT bath .... See Ya !! Steve

Increased
my mood swings have increased tonight... my friend and his g/f that have been datting eachother well over 4 years? the pass few months they have been getting into abusive fights (not physically but emotionally) every fucking time they get into a fight over the most dumbest shit cause of the dumb fucking things they do (not thinking before hand or asuming before hand) they allways run to me and hide behind my back from one another they cant go to anyone else out of arron, brice, mick, tripmen, rox, mandy,... so typical my mood swing kicks in during the riot between them so i said a few things i really did not mean to say and shit i feel bad but it sure hell made them both shut the fuck up and calm the fuck out.... so later going to perrys uncles house to have a lil bit of fun perry decides to point a loaded gun at me... so i had to get the fuck out of there... thanks to my wednesday boo calling gaved me an excuse to leave but after awhile i mad her get mad at me (which i am an asshol

In My Mind
IN MY MIND What good is served by thought tonight, there is no way with words to write, the vague uncertain feelings, in my Mind. Strange shadows dance in clouds of grey, I can not see or find my way, to formless shapes that beckon, in my Mind. My probing thoughts can not explain, the absence of expected pain, yet shapeless forms continue, in my Mind. Tantalizing feelings rise, dimming thoughts that might be wise, I see your lips before me,in my MIND. Soft swirling mist encircles you, a lovely vision still in view, your outstretched hand is reaching, in my MIND. Though running at a fearful pace, I am yet standing still in space, surrounded by the shadows, in my Mind. Each time I reach and almost touch, the gentle hand I love so much, shifting clouds obscure the view, in my Mind. There is for me a message

Warmness On The Soul - Avenged Sevenfold
I swear this one has to be about his cat!!!! Your hazel-green tint eyes watching every move I make. And that feeling of doubt, it's erased. I'll never feel alone again with you by my side. You're the one, and in you I confide And we have gone through good and bad times. But your unconditional love was always on my mind. You've been there from the start for me. And your loves always been true as can be. I give my heart to you. I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you. And we have gone through good and bad times. But your unconditional love was always on my mind. You've been there from the start for me. And your loves always been true as can be. I give my heart to you. I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you. I give my heart to you. I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.

Why Is The Question..
So here is a thought for everyone to ponder... Why is that when you become friends with someone, they seem to be ok. Only to find out that they have been stringing you along the way, plotting behind your back to ruin what little life you have. They appear on the surface as a nice person, and then when you least expect it they turn on you and become the devil incarnate. Although you have helped them out of situations in the past it was just their way of destroying you bit by bit. So the question is posed, Why do these things happen to ourselves and how can it be prevented???

Sexual Astrology
ARIES WOMEN: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz. ARIES MEN: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward. TAURUS WOMEN: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and leave your partner breathless.

Just Passing The Time
1.Are you Single? No 2.Do you hate your ex? No I saw him the other day too 3.Why are you Single or taken? Coz I'm with someone fool 4.Whats the one word to describe you? Erm I kep getting called Indie. You know who you are 5.How many close friends do you have? 2 6.Have you ever cheated? No 7.Do you cry a lot? Nope 8.Do you like being by yourself? Yeah on occasion 9.Do you like to read? I do 10.Do you like to sniff markers? No because it ends up all on your nose. 11.Do you like taking pictures? I do that's why I study photography. 12.Are you pale? I'm paler then a few people 13.Do you like kids? Yes and no 14.Do you like thunderstorms? They fucking own 16.Do you think you will be married by the time you're 18? Er I'm 20! I never wanted to be married by the time I was 18 if married at all. 17.Do you think you're going to college? I've done the whole college thing but Uni no. I used to want to go but I can't be asked with it any

Destiny And The Poopreporter
Destiny And The PoopReporter Posted 12.18.2002 by Dave (10557) Fate did not want us on this bus. Fate had abandoned subtlety, and had wrapped herself around my leg, begging us to not to board as I dragged her up the steps and on to the awaiting Greyhound. It was ten before five on a brisk fall afternoon in the ugly bus station a mile east of the house where George W. Bush lives. Fate's first warning: as the guy announced over the speaker that the next bus to New York would be leaving at five, the girl at the counter insisted there wasn't a bus until six. Odd. But, knowing Greyhound tickets are valid for any time, we chose to ignore her. I bought one for myself while Jenny was in the bathroom, but the girl wouldn't let my buy one for Jenny until she saw Jenny's ID. Odd. While I waited for Jenny to emerge, a dude in a leather jacket offered to sell me a ticket he guaranteed was valid. Now, I know from experience that nothing valid is ever sold by dudes in leather jackets. Bu

Girl Friends…they Are Like Flowers..guys..! Handle Them Very Gently
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day. 6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. 9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 10 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 12 . Play with her hair. 13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her. 17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 18

Darwin Awards !! (priceless!!)
Subject: Darwin awards, the last one is UN~REAL! It's that time again... The Darwin Awards are finally out, the annual honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of himas he was attempting to tip a free soda out. This year's winner was a real rocket scientist. HONEST! Read on...And remember that each and every one of these is a TRUE STORY. And the nominees were: *Semifinalist #1* A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. *Semifinalist #2* Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low a

I Give You My Love
You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise. You're the last thing I think of Each night when I close my eyes. You're in each thought I have And every breath I take. My feelings are growing stronger With every move I make. I want to prove I love you But that's the hardest part. So, I'm giving all I have to give To you... I give my heart.

Mumms
here it is i tried this mumm thing to day for the first time it was alright but i noticed there are some real fuck's out there no offecne to the decent people out there so what if my punctuation isn't the best is no big deal thats not what it's about so i think if your not gonna put out a honest opinion that pertains to the issue at hand you should keep your fuckin man pleaser shut and go on about your business and if u feel the same let me know this is just my opinion thanks

I Know Everything
WHEN I WAS JUST LEARNING HOW TO WALK AND TALK,, I WANTED TO LEARN EVERYTHING. I WAS SO CURIOUS. AS I GREW INTO PRE-TEEN, I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING ABOUT MYSELF THERE WAS TO KNOW. ONCE I BECAME A TEENAGER I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING THERE WAS TO KNOW ABOUT MYSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE. SHORTLY THERE AFTER I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING THERE WAS TO KNOW ABOUT MYSELF, OTHERS AND LIFE. THEN I MET AN OLD MAN WHO TOLD ME THIS "AS YOU TRAVEL LIFES JOURNEY SON, YOU WILL THINK THAT YOU FINALLY HAVE ARRIVED, BUT LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE LEARNED IN MY LIFE AS I AM 76 YEARS OLD NOW" IT'S WHAT YOU LEARN AFTER YOU KNOW IT ALL THAT COUNTS. NOW PONDER THAT AND KEEP LEARNING,,

Sunday Morning!
Waking up to feel you lying next to me is such a wonderful feeling, our skin still touching from the night befor... It was sure luck that we met and it is truly a blessing. Your touch so soft as I feel it in the core of me when you slide you hand down my body. Your touch so soft and deep. Sunday Morning brings such great joy as I feel you slide your hands between my thighs. It is a great start to the morning. I am ready to feel you inside me, I am ready to cry out your name. I hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday Morning. Kisses

The Blonde And The Heart Attack
The Blonde &The Heart Attack A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bitch," she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!"

About To Submit A Story To Literotica
I have written another erotic story about a bunch of men having their way with a sexy woman on a flight in first class cabin across the Atlantic Ocean to New York City. I am about to submit it to www.literotica.com to be read by the members there who are erotic story aficionados and other writers. If you are not a member there you may wish to join and read my submissions for critiques. I go as MSCLEAVAGE over there as my ID. I hope you like it.

This Is Borrowed From My Irish Friends Page But The Sentiments Ring True
READ EACH SENTENCE SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT Love starts with a smile grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there Nobody is perfect Until you fall in love with them Send this on to everyone special in your life even the people who really make you mad sometimes and to the people whose lives you want to be in

I Need All The Help I Can Get
I'm still way behind, my friends. The contest goes on until Feb. 14th, but I have a lot of catching up to do. I thank all those who have been helping me out with votes, comment bombs, and rates. I just need more support. Please repost this bulletin or create your own post to support me. Thanks so much. Click my pic below to vote:

A Story For You...
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put thi

“my Promise”
While holding you tight underneath the moonlight I can feel your heart skip a beat, you are the love of my life, and for that your love that you have for me, I promise to never cheat. I will not tell you things that I will not do, and when I say it, I promise I will do it, I am committed to you, and the love that I have for you, and loving you I will never quit. Words can not express the things that I will do for the love of you, take my hand and come with me to love land, and on this day I promise a love so true, so please accept the wedding band. I’m so sorry that it took me so long to find you, now that you are here, welcome to my love, and the things that you do to me are oh so real, and the way that you make me feel I know that your love is real. I know that you are scared to be hurt, but my love will never cause you any pain, I know that you can’t forget your past, and all I know is that my love is not to blame. I promise to give you a life that you

Www.literotica.com
I have opted for a volunteer editor from literotica to review my story before submitting it. It will be interesting to see what the editor says about my story and how he edits it. From the web site for literotica I have selected a retired man to review my story and have made the intitial contact by a message to see if he will be willing to read the story. I now wait to hear back from him to see if he will read a story from a rookie female righter. The story I am going to submit is one I wrote awhile ago about a beautiful woman who boards a plane and sits in the first class section and before the plane lands this woman is involved in a group sex action from just about every guy in the first class cabin. Now... there is a sit and wait game to receive a message from the editor.

God Must Know
God must have known there would be times we'd need a word of cheer, someone to praise a triumph or to brush away a tear. He must have known we'd need to share the joy of "little things", in order to appreciate the happiness life brings. I think He knew our troubled hearts would sometimes throb with pain, from the trials of life's misfortunes and the goals we can't attain. He knew we'd need the comfort of an understanding heart, someone to give us strength and courage to make a fresh new start. He knew we'd need companionship unselfish...lasting...true, and so God answered the heart's great need with a beloved friend...like YOU!

Disappearing Graphics
I have just put in to get the site rehosted with Jenny so whilst that will be done soon all the graphics on the pages will disappear for a while, they will come back as soon as the site has caught up with the DNS servers

Can I Do You
Oh, I`m sorry you don`t understand. I mean.... Can I do you mentally. can I massage your mind, make love to your mental as I sex your intellect, and wreck your cranium with cresent waves or cerebral orgasms and brain spasms? See I want you spiritually and mentally... No need to rush to bed. I want to undress your mind and come inside your head, and connect with you on the soul waters deepest levels of your intellect. Cause the mind is the most powerful hypnotic intoxicating and narcotic force in the universe. So when we converse excerising the mind, expanding and challenging it`s thought capacity... I`ts like the greatest and most natural aphrodisiac of all time. Foreplay of the mind and that intellectual and sexual gratification that follows last longer, and we can forever bask in the afterglow of this spiritual and mental comsumation, and we don`t even have to take our clothes off.... So baby now that you understand? .... CAN I DO YOU??????

Harleys Are Great, But Women Are Better
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...." God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of women?" God said, " Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much

One Of My Poems, Look Into My Eyes
" Look Into My Eyes " Look into my eyes So you may begin to realize I am not who you think I am Can you see how deep I really am Can you even see that deep Let your soul begin to seep Into the whole of who I am Seep beyond the superficial dam Become a part of me so you can see Beyond the superficial reality Feel the venom coursing through my veins Let yourself experience all my pains Feel the evil deep inside And catch a glimpse of the other side And then look again because I have evolved The circle of life has just revolved. ------------------ Copyright 2007 TLC

Winner
I don't have to be perfect to be liked,or try my best,I don't have to be an angel to prevail,I just have to try & believe,and miracles will happen.for no matter what life throws at us or how many mistakes we make,We are all loved,& we are all winners.

Your Life: If It Were A Movie, What Would The Soundtrack Be?
If these songs could be the soundtrack to your life... 1. Opening Credits: Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution :: AC/DC 2. Waking Up Scene: Three Little Birds: Bob MArley 3. Car Driving Scene: Black Betty :: RAM JAM 4. High School Flashback Scene: wanted: dead or alive -- bon jovi 5. Nostalgic Scene: darling niki - prince 6. Bitter, Angry Scene: piece of crap -- neil young 7. Break-up Scene: gone daddy gone - violent femmes 8. Regret Scene: Hurt - NIN 9. Nightclub/Bar Scene: tainted love by marilyn manson 10. Fight/Action Scene: Son of a Preacher man -- I always listen to this when I'm loading my guns. 11. Lawn Mowing Scene: Doin time - sublime 12. Sad, breakdown scene: don't know why - Norah jones 13. Death Scene: dead flowers -- rolling stones 14. Funeral Scene: tumbling tumbleweeds -- sons of the pioneers 15. Mellow/Pot-smoking Scene: smoke two joints by sublime 16. Dreaming About Someone Scene: tangled up in blue - bob dylan 17. Sex Scene: how many licks -- l

To All Of Mine
I wanted all of my friends to know that i love them and apriciate every single one of you and if you ever need anything from someone to talk to. To anything else dont hesitate to let me know. Huggs to all David W.

I Am
Name: john, jon, johnny, johnnyb, jonathin, jb, j. Age: 18, in chicago, wooddale il. Fav. color: baby blue, cuse its sexy and its a turn on My love: becky hope 2 be my wife Fun things: talking on the phone, sleep, drive around, party. Feel: loved by becky Think about: getting my own place soon Love: cuddling, kissing ya thats hot Want/ but can have: all the money, th world at my foot.

My Deployment To Iraq
I am getting deployed to Iraq in May. I am with the 2 Brigade 1-64 AR BN at Fort Stewart, GA. We are the Desert Rouges. We are in the field doing alot of training. We finish up next Friday then on the 24th, we are doing our MRE (Marne Readiness Exercise) instead of going to Cali for our training. So far things are going ok.

Damn Alcohol
So I'm having one of those mornings after drinking where you sit and contemplate why the hell you drink at all. I'm wishing I were dead right now lol.My head is pounding and I'm so queasy. I had a blast last night though, despite falling off a stool. But hey, that'll happen if you drink 10 raspberry kamis. Hope everyone had an awesome weekend!!

Superbowl
WELL TODAY IS THE SUPERBOWL SUNDAY AND GO BEARS. I KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO WIN. WE ARE HAVING A PARTYING TODAY AND EVERYONE HERE IS GOING FOR THE BEARS. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FORT HIS FOR A LONG TIME NOW AND I AM VERY HAPPY THAT THE DAY IS HERE NOW. WELL GOING TO GET READY TO PARTY ONE MORE NIGHT.

Friends
FRIENDS IS A WORD THAT I DON'T THROW AROUND . THOUGH IT'S USED AND ABUSED , I STILL LIKE THE SOUND . I SAVE IT FOR PEOPLE WHO'VE DONE RIGHT BY ME . AND I KNOW I CAN COUNT ON IF EVER NEED BE. SOME OF MY FRIENDS DRIVE BIG LIMOUSINE'S . OWN RANCHES AND BANKS AND VISIT WITH QUEENS. AND SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARE UP TO THEIR NECK. IN OVERDUE NOTES AND CAN'T WRITE A CHECK. THEY'RE SINGERS OR RAPERS OR WRITERS OF PROSE . AND OTHERS , GOD BLESS 'EM , CAN'T BLOW THEIR OWN NOSE . I GUESS BEIN FRIENDS DON'T HAVE NOTHIN TO DO . WITH TALENT OR MONEY OR KNOWIN WHO'S WHO .IT MAKES A FRIEND HAPPY TO SEE YOUR SUCESS. THEY'RE PROUD OF YER GOOD SIDE AND FORGIVE ALL THE REST . AND THAT AIN'T EEASY, ALL OF THE TIME . SOMETIMES I GET CRAZY AND SEEM TO GO BLIND. YER FRIEND JUST MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE YOU ON HOME .OR REMIND YOU SOMETIME THAT YOU'RE NOT ALONE . OR EVER SO GENTLY PULL YOU BACK TO THE GROUND. WHEN YOU THINK YOU CAN FLY WITH NO ONE AROUND . A HUG OR A SHAKE , WHICH EVER SEEMS RIGHT . IS THE HIGH POINT OF

Light In The Darkness
Life's darkness covers me. The twists and turns have come making the night seem never ending. I see you there in the shadows, your love shines through the darkness like a distant star making the shadows fade. Your embrace takes me out and shows me the way. The darkness slowly disappears as i feel you next to me. Your love consumes me and now as dawn approaches i know i am whole. We are lifted out of the darkness together as loves light feels the inner most parts of our souls.

Cant You See
the weight of the world feels like it's on my shoulders. pushing me down like a ton of boulders. would someone please come help me with this load. sometimes i feel like im going to explode. my heart feels like it's being ripped out my chest. will already let it rest? will you be happier if i DIE? all i want to do is make you happy, and i constantly try. Well maybe someday you'll see. What all this has done to me.

Broken Soul
Feels like everything is going wrong. I feel so tired of trying to be so strong. My mind needs a soft place to rest. I need somewhere that im not too pressed. Afraid to say what's on my mind. Which is strange for me cause im usually not that kind. Still im too afraid to let you in. Cause if I did I would lose not win. And since this is the way my life always goes. Ill just bring this all to a close.

If I Told You I Love You
If I told you I love you what would you say ? Would you tell me you felt the same or would you just walk away? For now I know my Heart has been yours all along. Still I have tried to move past it and tired to be strong. Every time I see you it fills me with joy. Then im filled with sadness cause I know you will never be my boy. I wrote this poem to tell you how I feel. To get these things off my mind and to be real.

My Love Type
Your Love Type: ESFP The Performer In love, you relish every moment and tend to get caught up in passion. For you, sex is how you get in touch with all your senses. Overall, you are creative, popular, and flexible. However, you tend to dislike criticism and avoid any conflict. Best matches: ISTJ or ISFJ What's Your Love Type?

Help
A message to all my friends please help me out in this contest i am losing by about 15 votes I will return the favor to anyone who helps me out. thanks again just copy and paste the link below http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=339852&albumid=188333&i=1705006537

Your Smile For Today,enjoy
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father" said the old man, "she started to repay me with sexual favours" The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those tense circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That is a great load off my mind. However, I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?" *** A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!" The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes

My First Contest
hi everyone i'm in my first contest so if you have nothing else to do you can rate and comment me and thank you jovichic for putting me forward good luck to everyone who is in the contest tazzy is also in the best loved cherry hope i got this right thanks boo boo and =(^ ^)= uber cherry also need some love

Master Wages
THE OLD MASTERS WAGES I meet a dear old man today Who wore a Masonic pin, It was old and faded like the man Its edges were worn quite thin I approached the park bench where he sat To give the old brother his do I said, I see youve traveled east He said, I have, have you I said, I have and in my day Before the all seeing sun I pl

Wet And Naked Superbowl Love
DONT LEAVE YET! NAKED GAME PIC IS HONESTLY JUST BELOW!!!! OK FIRST SINCE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION TO COME INSIDE PLEASE CAN YOU GIVE A FELLOW CHERRY SOME LOVE??? I NEED SOME OF YOU TO MAD BOMB MY PIC. ITS FOR ME TO WIN A PLATINUM CHERRY... COME ON PLEASE ITS NOT LIKE IT TAKES THAT MUCH TIME OR EFFORT TO HIT ON IT FOR A BIT. I KNOW CUZ I DO IT ALL OF THE TIME FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO ASKS ME TOO. I DONT MIND HELPING PEOPLE OUT!! IN FACT I ENJOY BEING ABLE TO DO FOR OTHERS BEFORE MYSELF. SO CAN YOU PLEASE SHOW SOME PASSION FOR ME AND DO THIS FOR ME??? WHATEVER YOU MAY NEED I WILL DEFINETLY DO FOR YOU!!!! THANK YOU!! OK HERE IS A PIC OF SOME HOT, SEXY, & ALMOST NAKED CHICKS ON GAME DAY FOR YOU!!!

Shadows
" Shadows " When I finally learned to take a look At something other than countless books When I finally started to see the shadows within It was then and only then That I begin to learn For only when I begin to turn And look to my shadows deep within On my path could I begin For too many years I studied the shadows of my peers Hoping to find the path where I belong Only to realize my path could not be shown For as long as I was searching others’ shadows I could not see the answer lies in my shadows For it is my shadows that I must see If I’m to see where my path should be So for those of you who wish to learn I say to you it’s now your turn To take a look deep within See your shadows so you may begin Begin to learn where you belong Follow your shadows and you’ll be shown For it is your path you need to see Not the one that is right for me Blessed be three times three. -------------------- Copyright 200

Beauty Drawn
Amid the stars in the purple sky The moon radiates its light upon us Erotic fragrance - perfumes pervade Our space beneath Let me be your night angel Let your dreams begin with me Let me arouse each sensation Into the hot passion of the night Where all is possible and given Black lace encircles soft round breasts Tracing my skin lightly At my hips draping warm almond skin My love - kisses me wildly Like butter melting my skin trembling Feeling the sensations down in my hips With touches soft and tender. Whispers full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender Let passions fuel the fire Let this be a new beginning Nurture my fantasies – As black lace teases Your hands caress my thighs Rocked by the breezes I sway among the clouds - Get entangled with the stars. Beauty is drawn In this the mysterious shine of life. My eyes look to view The magic of this night Is enveloped in my dreams So take me out of black lace Let my soul

Worth Reading
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I like you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be t he world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry

Just A Ponderable . . .
I was just wondering if Punxsie Phil took the dreaded Global Warming and effects of secondhand smoke into consideration before popping out of his hole today and not seeing his shadow? (Sarcasm is very becoming of me . . .) Think about it. How is it possible for a little groundhog to see or not see his shadow with all of the friggin' flashing cameras around? To me, it is cruel to pull a little groundhog from his hole for our amuzement and weather report. For the record, in my opinion, this is nothing more than yet ANOTHER holiday which just so happens to fall on or near an established Wiccan holiday (Saturnalia/Yule become Chrismas . . . Eostre becomes Easter . . .) Are we that pathetic that we rely upon a cute little animal popping out of the ground for a long term weather forcast? (*sighs*) Anyway, Happy Belated Imbolc to my fellow Wiccans . . .

My Valentine :(
Since My Valentine Got A Computer Since my Valentine got a computer My love life has taken a hit. Nothing I say is important Unless itâ€™s a byte or a bit. Before she got her new laptop, Everything was just fine; Now she says we canâ€™t talk Unless we both go online. "But honey," I said, "Iâ€™m attached to you; Love is what I feel." "That keyword isnâ€™t relevant," She said, with eyes of steel. She clicked the keyboard furiously; The screen was all she could see, And then to my horror and shame, She started describing me: "Your motherboard needs upgrading; Your OS needs help, too. And you definitely need a big heatsink To cool your CPU." "Donâ€™t flame me, my sweet," I pleaded. "Not on Valentineâ€™s Day." "Fix the bugs, and Iâ€™ll see," she said, While looking at me with dismay. "What ever you want, my darling; Whatever you need; you call it. Iâ€™ll upload or download anything, And then Iâ€™ll go install it." (Her hostile CD keeps replaying,

My 30 Day Notice
Well...if most have noticed I havn't been online recently. My last entry was that I was kicked out for 2 days...well..that moved up to a week of not being welcome back home. I finally convinved this women to let me come home..and was agreed I could. But only on that condition that it is temp. and I have to move out in 30 days or less. the Story of how it all happend...... I moved back in with my mother...when I was living in Georgia I had bank accounts, credit cards..but all was canceld when I left ( no use carrying em around if not in Ga. right?)..soooo when I cam back home my mother was adding me to her account plan so that I could use a credit card again. Till then me and my brother worked out an agreement on his card..since his card was linked to his account. He told me the day when it all had to be paid and said I could use it as long as I paid it on the due date. After I put a few charges on there...my mother goes online to check activity (why she sticks her nose in this bu

Lost At Sea....videos Of Lost Ships...
After getting the videos and photos from Bjorn about the Norway, I decided to go and find some other footage. But what I found was pretty depressing, although it IS interesting...we can learn from our mistakes, and we can work harder to preserve loss of life at sea. I will post these from time to time as I find them on the net, or through friends....this first breaks my heart: The Fantome... The Fantome...one of the great beauties of the sea, and the loss of her and her crew in the Bermuda Triangle..31 souls onboard ...this film is amazing. I should clarify: the footage from the Fantome was taken before she was lost in the Triangle...The Fantome and her crew disappeared in the Triangle on October 27, 1998. You can visit Commodore Mike Burke's (the owner of the Fantome) announcement at Windjammer here: http://burke.joybuzzer.com/windjammer/fantome/memorial.asp Whenever I hear some weather caster tell us that the "storm has moved 'safely' out to sea", my heart stops in m

Read It (i Just Got This From The Captain Of The Uss Nicholas Dd-449)
Subject: Read it USMC Rules For Gunfighting 1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least 2 guns. Also, bring all your friends who have guns. 2. Anything worth shooting, is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap, life is expensive. 3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. 4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough, nor using cover correctly. 5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend, (lateral and diagonal movement are preferred). 6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun. 7. In ten years, nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance or tactics. 8. If you are not shooting, you should be calling in air cover, reloading or running like a son of a bitch. 9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. 10. Someday, someone

Blah!!
Well, it all started over 2 weeks ago. I have a bad cough off and on,am congested,sniffles,bad allergies,glands and lymph nodes in my neck making it hard so swallow or talk,sinuses are bothering me,feel naucous, vomiting,and on top of that, I have my period since yesterday. Oh, I also had a fever blister for a week and a half too,its been healing and reopening again. I feel as if I have a fever off and on too. So if ya want, you can leave me comments,if not, I won't mind.

Just A Man..
Just a man.. For I am just a man nothing special , but I do what I can. I’m not a sinner or a saint, I just walk with the rest of the race . I have a heart, and words to spare, caring ear and feelings to care. I’m no prize. I’m just like the other guys, I just see with clear eyes. The face that I see that sets before all to see, we are all just part of humanity With all its goods and all its faults . So don’t judge or be judge just remember we all are from the same cloth. We just have different flavors… Scott Baker..

How Horny Are You?
You scored as UBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER. you're the horniest mofo i ever met.UBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER90%SEMI-HORNY BASTARD70%pretty damn horny...70%Homosexual Horny Motherfucker!50%not that horny20%anti-horny5%How horny are you?? (explicit)created with QuizFarm.com

San Francisco , Single Night
Would like to draw your attention to a tale told to me by one of my close relative. This is totally true . only the names hereby are fake,Enjoy One Night In San Francisco Philip settled down in his seat. He had never seen "I Vespri Siciliani" before and, since he was in San Francisco on business, he had taken the opportunity of going to the opera one evening. He was sitting in the front row of the stalls and he had naturally smiled to the people on either side of him as he sat down. To his left he noticed a very attractive, slightly plump woman in her forties. The house lights dimmed. The overture played. The audience applauded and the drama began. After a few moments, he felt the arm of the woman to his left pressing against his shoulder. It was very pleasant and comforting and he did not move away but, although he assumed it was accidental, it was slightly distracting. The pressure was not just the result of close seating he soon real

Rowan's Sweet Submission Part 1
She was bound before him in the most alluringly submissive position, a remarkably stunning vision as she lay on her back, her arms stretched high and held firmly captive by cold, metal manacles that were attached to the brass headboard while her long legs were spread to an almost painfully wide degree…leaving her most intimate areas exposed to his heated scrutiny as he loomed above her, clearly comfortable with his dominate role as he savored seeing her so wonderfully vulnerable and defenseless. Her usual walls were stripped away, she had nothing to hide behind as her emrald green eyes flashed fire she would have certainly put into angry words, had he not insisted on inserting a ball gag into her beautiful but far too defiant mouth. Displayed as she was, he could see his suspicions about her had been right all along; her body was indeed pure perfection…her breasts gloriously sculpted ivory mounds capped with dusky rose nipples; he was eagerly looking forward to tormenting into hard,

Rowan's Sweet Submission Part 2
Leaning against the closed door, he had kept his voice firm and his expression bland as he ordered her to face him and slowly strip; he demanded that she take her time, that she keep her eyes open…he had sensed the urge to argue swell inside her, but she had somehow managed to resist the urge, choosing to glare instead as she carefully slipped her feet from her shoes, reducing her height by three inches before she reached for the hem of her breast hugging green t-shirt with hands that trembled as she lifted it over her head with hesitant motions…her pale flesh was revealed to him, her breasts encased in a black bra that barely concealed what she clearly detested allowing him to see. With a deep breath she drew in an obvious effort to build her resolve, she allowed the shirt to fall to the floor and when she paused, seeming somehow confused as to just what her next move needed to be. He firmly instructed her to take off her skirt; it was a black garment that lingered several inches b

Riddles
What is a phantom which roams the night, lodges in every heart, but dies at dawn? (Hope) What darts like a flame, is feverish or languid, red as the sunset? (Blood) What is ice and fire, clarity and obscurity, makes you a freeman and a slave, a slave and yet a king? (Love) They all are elusive and hurt you deeply and cause heartache and pain. So why is it that we struggle, to grasp the ultimate entwining of two people's souls, over and over again?

Genders
You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender. 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) A Hammer is Male,

Rowan's Sweet Submission Part 3
Pausing before her for a brief moment, he firmly instructed her to lock her hands and place them motionless behind her neck; he next order that she spread her legs wide and with disgust flashing in her eyes, she did just as he said…he had already laid the rules out before her, telling her what he expected, that he held all power and control…she had agreed to his terms, a reality she forced herself to hold in mind as he nodded in approval at her stance; it seemed to him that his sweet captive had the grace and certainly the beauty it took to be a most natural submissive, though he dared not say as much to her as he slowly looked her over before circling her several times. Her skin flushed, just having him observe her with such intensity; he had a suspicion that she was innocent on many levels, an intriguing thought he hoped would prove true, as it would mean he could sculpt her budding sexuality in every possible manner. Leisurely, he drank in every detail she had to offer; he wan

Kind Of Heat
part verse, part prose, this is a sensual story of heat... Kind of Heat The coffee house is hot. A ceiling fan beating The thick, obstinate air, Lethargically imparts Humid exhalations That slide over my skin Leaving greasy wetness. Sitting in the corner, A guy strums a six string Doing his best Bob Dylan, Lyrically lashing Social ineptitude. Exotic fragrances Of varied fresh coffees Permeate everything… Relaxation, Stimulation In every breath. Across from me she sits, Fanning herself slowly. Fascinated, I watch A bead of sweat slowly Meander down her throat, Over a swell of breast And disappear between… I’ve made that journey… Just yesterday… The day was sunny, filled with light breezes, cotton ball clouds and a blue sky…such days poets write about. There is a scent on the wind, however…a portent of rain perhaps…or maybe, anticipation. Quickly but carefully, the canoe was loaded and pushed off into the slow

I Wish I Was That Guy
She came to me this morning , Tears in her eyes , Lord knows I hate , To see that woman cry , She said he finally left her , She said its just not right , and she hated to go home , Could she stay the night , Siting drinking beside her , Was the hardest thing ive ever done, She talked about forever And how she thought he was the one, I wish I was that guy, The one that held her tight , I wish she came home to me, Id never let her out my sight, And so it went on , Drink by drink , The more she talked , The more I had time to think , I remembered years ago , When she said she cared , I told her we were friends, and Id Always be there, Now Im starting to wonder , If thats whats ment to be , Im sure shed never listen , But any fool can see, I wish I was that guy , The one that held her tight, The one whos child shed carry , and we plan all out right , I wish I was that guy.

West Of Brokeback Mountain...
A cowboy walks into a bar, a few miles west of Brokeback Mountain, And, after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your 'willy'?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me The name of your 'willy'. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, Because 'It really Satisfies." The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give Him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and

Paybacks....
Red Bear was dying. He lay at the bottom of a shallow ravine, close enough to the river to hear the music of the waters flowing over stones in the shallows. A short time ago, a band of scalp hunters had attacked his small band. He was the first struck, the bullet numbing his body like a bolt of lightning. They had taken his scalp and left him to die. He lay helpless, his ears filled with the sounds of battle, screams of his people, of his wife and son. Death was approaching now on wings as silent as the owls. Its shadow flew over his bow and quiver of arrows that lay some feet away. As it descended upon him, he prayed for the Great Spirit to allow him vengeance. # Jimmy watched his fishing pole intently, just like Dad said to do. Dad said that you never knew when a big, old, catfish would come along and gobble up your worm. If you weren't paying attention, it would yank your pole in the water and that would be all she wrote. So, he sat there, gazing at the tip of the ro

Fill It In And Post Results If U Do In The Comment Section Below.
Fill it out and post it back as a comment ;) Have fun lol 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Who R My True Friends?
What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there? What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life.< /FONT> I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and tak e comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will. In times of trouble,

Cold
Yes I said cold, I know some people like the cold, but not me! It's not because of the usual reasons people don't like the cold, I have a health issue that makes me hurt all over when it gets cold, or weather changes, and here in the Great Lakes area that happens a lot, changing weather, heck I live in the lake effect snow belt so I see plenty of snow, believe me! But today it isn't the snow, its *%#^#@ cold!! 5* not counting wind chill. I even got to hear those wonderful words.."uh oh..we have a problem here". The pipe that goes to the hot water in the bathtub had frozen. Panic sets in when I hear those words so I run to the nearest faucet and see that there is hot water everywhere but the shower. Hmmmm, now how can that be you say.. wellll, you see it started last summer lol. No I should say a lot longer ago than that but we didn't know it. A carpenter ant colony took up residence in the outside wall of the bathroom. I was asking around trying to solve mildew and mold problem, and tr

Sonofabitch...
Okay, so I applied for a company called Cypress Truck Lines out of Jacksonville Florida. Simply put, they screwed me over. I went through orientation and got hited. I was issued my helmet, vest,chains,straps, etc. The next day (Thursday) around lunch time I was told I was being let go. Their reasoning for this is because I do not have my own transportation which makes no sense since it is a TRUCKING COMPANY!!! How stupid is that! I'm gunna be gone 2 weeks at a time but because I live within 50 miles of the terminal, I have to have my own transportation because they're afraid I will try to take the truck home on my off time. Anyway, because of that my cell phone is going to be cut off in a few days due to no money. Well, enough bitching from me. I'll post an update or something if things change.

Exerpts From A Dog's And A Cat's Diaries.
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY: 8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 a.m. Wow! A car ride! This is a blast! 9:40 a.m. A walk in the park! Ate some crap...Delicious! 10:30 a.m. Getting rubbed and petted! I'm in love! 12:00 p.m. Lunch! Yummy! 1:00 p.m. Playing in the yard! I just love it! 3:00 p.m. Staring adoringly at my masters...they're the best! I'll wag my tail in joy. 4:00 p.m. Hooray! The kids are home! I'm bouncing off the walls! 5:00 p.m. Milkbones! Great! 7:00 p.m. Get to play ball! This is too good to be true! 8:00 p.m. Wow! Watching TV with my master! Heavenly! 11:00 p.m. Sleeping at the bottom of my master's bed! Life is soooooooo great! EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY: Day 683 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I ne

Boy Friend Should Be Like A Good Bra
YOUR BOY FRIEND FRIEND SHOULD BE LIKE A GOOD BRA Hard to Find Supportive Comfortable Always Lifts You Up Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!

Whoo Hoo Superbowl Party
Having a little party at the house for the game! I'm cooking a lot of yummy food and we are going to create a munchie urge to eat it all lol. I love the commericals during this game, I'm going to put them in my stash. Ok I made fruit & cheese plate,caesar salad, pork chops, collard greens, cheese rice,shrimp, fried gizzards, okra, and we have salsa, chips, chex mix,coconut cake, and then what other people brought besides beer and my favorite...wink wink.

Summary Of My Last Year On The Computer
SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown)who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get ans

Omg... Finally!
Yay! I am finally ahead although not by much! I so need your help so that I can stay ahead and be the first to 30000!! I will return the favor for everyone who helps! Thank you so much for everyone who has been fighting to keep me up where I am! Right now at just under 7000 to go! ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥ ♥ Click on my picture to vote! ♥

Hi Again
Well. lets see i promised myself i wouldnt blog today... but just cant help myself..... I Know Repo i am a very very naughty girl..... hehehehehehe A big hello to all the men and women in all the armed services... hats off to u brave people... And a big hello to my fand and friends and of course you repo..... Go check her out she needs a helping hand... ooops... my bad... hehehehehehehehehehehe

Superbowl Ads
OK, halfway thru the bowl, and all I've got to say is Snickers and Coke ads suck! Bud Lite rocks........but snickers with two guys "kissing" and Coke reversing the car hijacking game........sheeeesh, I lost brain cells on those.

Bring Me A Tomorrow
Bring me a tomorrow Bring me a tomorrow Bring me happiness with no hate Bring a peaceful world that's forgiving For Earth Mother to embrace Listen to the voices Listen to them inside Listen till our hearts content For within we know our body, spirit and mind Paint for us tomorrow Paint us flowers Paint us a sun rising again Create us in the image of our God and Goddess to remain May our fears disperse our darkness May we hold our candle bright May we say a prayer that whispers A new breath for our life For we are searching enlightment We are searching for keys To make this world a better place, And nourish our every need. It is not a need for silver or gold It is not a need for ego trips we may hold It is not the need for jewelry shows Bring me a tomorrow Bring me happiness with no hate Bring a peaceful world that's forgiving For our Earth Mother to embrace. Written by: Lori Foster/Rain Feather

Kissing And Licking
Tender lovers must pay attention to the partner's sensitive body spots. Stimulating them with the lips and the tongue, confers intensity to the act. Kissing and Licking The Kama Sutra holds indispensable kissing and licking some body parts in the love-game. Its treatises teach us to postpone genital contact as long as possible. Focusing on enhancement of foreplay might result in ultimate orgasm. It works well in penetration as in any kind of contact of the sexual organs. Otherwise, the lover should dedicate to other parts of the body, as the inner thighs for instance, behind the knees, breasts and nipples, nape of the neck, ear lobes and the abdomen, which stick out as highly erogenous zones. Kissing and licking all around the genitals and shortly thereafter skipping repeatedly to another body part may prove as exciting a strategy. It's important to bear in mind that each body part requires a certain degree of intensity as far as some kind of kiss pressure or tongue contact.

Grandfather's Tale...
GRANDFATHER TELL ME OF A LAND THAT WAS FULL OF PAIN AND HATE. WHERE NATURE'S FINEST NEARLY LOST THEIR SENSE OF WHAT'S AT STAKE. LET ME CLIMB UPON YOUR KNEE AND HEAR YOUR WONDEROUS TALE. FILL MY HEAD WITH THE DAYS OF OLD, OF HOW THE WHITE RACE DID PREVAIL... TELL ME HOW YOU DID IT, HOW YOU OVERTHREW THE JEW. YOU SENT THE NIGGERS RUNNING, I WANT TO HEAR THAT TOO. TELL ME HOW YOUR DESTINY WAS AGAIN IN YOUR OWN HANDS. AND HOW YOU SENT THE ENEMY, FROM OUR RACIAL HOLY LANDS! "OUR SURIVAL BEFORE VICTORY DAY WAS LOOKING VERY SLIM. THE TRAITORS, AND THE GOVERNMENT, HAD VOWED TO DO US IN. FOR BLOOD, AND SOIL WE STOOD AND FOUGHT,IF IT COST US OUR DEAR LIVES. AND MANY BRAVE MEN DIED THAT DAY, SO THE WHITE RACE COULD SURVIVE..." THANK YOU MY GRANDFATHER FOR THE STORY THAT YOU'VE TOLD. IN MY HEART IT WILL REMAIN, LIKE THE MEN THAT WERE SO BOLD. ADOLF HITLER, ROCKWELL, MATHEWS, JUST TO NAME A FEW, ALL GAVE THEIR LIVES SO WE'D SURVIVE, AND SEE A DAWN THAT'S NEW! 1488

Nail Me Hard Baby.......
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Sorry
hey yall sorry i cant do much on here right at this moment i will start rating pics and that soon but the pc is sooooo slow please forgive me >:D< much love to yalll if ya want to get ahold of me hit me up on yahoo zoewicca_6

Gotta Love Little Johnny Jokes!!!!!
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning Johnny described everything to his mother. Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except he's not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out

To The Protester Who Implied That I'm An Ignorant Prude. Rofl!!!!
I received a message from you, via one of my pals, because you just couldn't understand why I deleted you and blocked you. Never mind the fact that you and I do NOT have a relationship of any kind, not even one that could be construed as "an online friendship". We have never chatted, never met and never exchanged anything (For which I think I am really glad! God only knows where it might have been before it got to me!) So I'm just going to respond to your "message" that you sent to a friend of mine, to pass along to me. First, Congratulations! I got your message! I'm only glad that it didn't arrive via my tooth fillings by shortwave. Nonetheless here's our "dialogue". It's all you're going to get so listen up. YOU: "After reading her blog and finding out i was then blocked and could not give any counter argumants, i was wondering if you could possibly send this message to The Captain of the Retribution?" ME: My page is not your personal forum or platform to endorse, or o

Half Time Show
just a quick note...why would u have prince playing at the super bowl...wat happened to the good bands like maybe guns and roses or metallica...a band that will get u pumped not put u to sleep... PURPLE RAIN??? haha o and sorry for all u prince fans just not feelin at for a halftime show

Black History Month.....
It's Black history month. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!? Is there a WHITE history month?!?!? FUCK NO... an Asian Appreciation month?!?!?! NOOOOO, a Mexican History month?!?!!? NNNOOOOO. Not even an Indian History Month, and those fuckers got it worse... we took their land, kicked them out of their homes... and left them with nothing... so why is there a black history month?!!??!??!? SERIOUSLY?!?!?! God it makes me so mad... If i were to walk around goin I'M WHITE AND I'M PROUD" I'd be labeled a racist, and watched by the fucking FBI.... I am SOOOO for making white entertainment TV, (*lol* OTHER than CMT) and having a WHITE history month! What other race has conquered SO many countries?!?!!? Look, we're even doing it in the middle east... Took over this country... I mean, hell, us Anglo-Saxons do an awesome job... but because no one sold US into slavery, NOOOO white history month... I mean, seriously... Women are sold into slavery all the time, i mean, as sex slaves

My Goodbye
Well Yesterday morning i recieved the call everyone hates to get...."Baby, i hate to tell you this, but >INSERT NAME OF CLOSE RELATIVE HERE< has passed away." My one and only uncle died. But you know, the pain of losing him isnt as much as never getting to tell him goodbye. I havent seen "Pop" in over 6 or 7 years, let alone speak to him. I let something so stupid shadow my love and devotion to him.And now i'm left standing here with tears and surprise. i never thought he would be the first to die, never in a million years would i have ever thought that. I thought there was still time. I was sadly mistaken. I may not have told him with my voice "goodbye" but i sent a prayer to him in heaven. I know it will reach him, if only i knew if i was forgiven. So please i beg everyone of you that read this blog, not to let that shadow cover the relationships you build with people and never think you still have time. Because you never know when their day may come.Tell them you love them ever

One If By Land Two If By Sea
One if by land two if by sea Communication was the key Put a candle in the window if your thinking of me Warming my heart from the distance. I said I would do the same and I meant it. For I will be home in time, and our light can combine Scott baker

True Friends( You'll Know)
I WANTED TO SAY A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS ON CHERRY. I POSTED TWO BULLETINS IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS AND MY TRUE FRIENDS READ AND ANSWERED THEM SO I WANT TO GIVE YOU GUYS A BIG HUG AND KISS, BECAUSE OF YOU IS WHY I STAY, YOU PROVED TO ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN HOW MUCH YOU CARE AND I HOPE I AM GIVING THAT BACK TO YOU. I AM SENDING A BIG HUG AND KISS WITH THIS MESSAGE AND I DON'T HAVE TO SAY WHO YOU ARE YOU KNOW. JUST KNOW HOW MUCH ANGEL APPRECIATES IT AND IS THERE FOR EACH OF YOU IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOO LUV YA GUYS ALWAYS

A Chance Well Deserved
His whispers in my ear, But a soft lullaby. His mind has yet to be Completely exposed to my Undying devotion to him. His heart, full of love For one person And has yet to be able To express the feeling Entirely. This uncanning feeling Of constant longing and Loneliness is getting to me, I can’t help it It’s getting the best of me. Memories pour from the Still frame in my mind of All the things you’ve told Me and the things we’ve shared With a girl like me, it’s hard to Be compared To other things that aren’t as Valuable as I am And how important my well Being is, people can’t Help but envy you with what You have won. You’ve won a rare piece Of art work that can never Be neither duplicated nor mocked. No, this was a real diamond In the rough. It was my heart you’ve Won, something everyone Has taken for granted And never seriously. You’ve brought back the Love and life into my life And it refuses to ever leave So in return I’

I Dnt Bloody Know!
uck.. guys, i need help/advise on how to set myself up on this thing... i wanna b able 2 use it the best i can... & hopefully meet sum cool peeps in the process... so cmon, dnt b shy - comments/friendship requests r WELCOME! :P

Clan...
Clan [=AK=] is recruiting, tests are needed as well as a minimum of three badges... Right now this is the roster; [=AK=]DemaFrost0926 [=AK=]HJ1987 [=AK=]Smurf76 [=AK=]Lando94 [=AK=]Sexyhottmama ------------------------------------------------- Dude i'm so close to getting my other three basic badges... I'm missing my knife, pistol, and commander badge... Finally became Sergeant!!! Woot!!!!

Stuff
Yah, I don't really care. It kinda makes other places less crowded though, so that's nice. Lastyear I went skiing. It was awesome. It was snowing and stuff, excellent ski conditions. I spent a few hrs in shopko today. My ex was buying stuff. I almost bought black sattin sheets and a red pillow-case. But after holding them for so long, I came to that conclusion that they were too expensive, and I didn't really need them right now. So I put them back right before I was going to pay for them. On the way back, I saw cute valentines day stuff. It was all on clearance. I got some stuffed aniamals. I don't have anyone to give them to. But ohwell. I'm sure I will eventually, or I might just give them to random people that look unhappy on valentines day.

Time Is Here
I am a nice guy but guess what I have not always been so nice and time certain people see how much I know and just how down and dirty I can be I ask very few things of people to tell me the truth and show respect now that just about everyone has broken one if not both it time to show you the side I keep locked away

What Color Are You?
YELLOWYou are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding.Find out your color at QuizMeme.com!

Help Her
Hello Everyone, Meet Tilly. She is a 9 year old ABPT/Boxer mix girly. This is her story, and it will break your heart. Tilly was bought by her previous owners as a pup and lived as an outside dog her whole life. When she became elderly, the family decided they didn't want her anymore and left her in the backyard with no food or water, for only god knows how long. When they finally thought she was dead, they took her to animal control to dispose of the body, and they realized she was still alive. Animal control left her in the back in a cement kennel with a bowl of slop and water expecting her to be ok. HAPBTR rep's found her in the back and immediately took action to get her out, sense she had been there two weeks with no medical attention. They did her vaccines and heart worm test and found out she was SEVERELY heart worm positive. We we're all devastated , but hope not lost for our Tilly. Tilly is now in foster care but we are in dire need of things for her: *f

I Love To See Him Smile
I Love to See Him Smile I love to see you smile And I love knowing I caused that smile I love to see you happy And I love knowing that I caused that happiness I love to look into your beautiful eyes And I love the way I fall into them I love it when you hold my hand And I love having the courage to grab and hold yours I love the tease and torment you And I love it when you tease and torment me I love it when you touch me And I love to touch you I love discovering how beautiful you are each time I see you And I love realizing that you see me as your woman I love seeing you as my man And I love the way we smile at the world 06 krb

Rider Of The Wind
Rider of the Wind When the calling of the wind calls answer it. Let the wind calling you and bring you to me. For it is I who will softly caress you and hold you when others have let you down come to me... When you are sad and lonely come to me..... When you have to face your fears come to me.... When you need someone to stand in your corner and fight for you come to me..... When you need a touch of love come to me.... When you need just a moment in time to stop and be unguarded come to me..... For I am the Rider of the wind, I can see you as you are, nothing more and nothing less.... Just a soul being carried along.. Who is just passing though not sure of what and when, that has broken you has not been mended yet, Come to me...... Let me wrap my winds around you, open your eyes and mind to what you can not see with your eyes open, trust again, love again, if nothing more than you have a friend who loves you. kb06

What's Your Type Of Love?
What is your type of Love? True LoverYou stay true to the one you love. You would do anything for them. You don't just say you love them but you mean it with all your heart! You love them for who they are and not what they have! Take this test

25 Things Having Boys Can Teach You
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. ) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

My 1st Monolgue
My Monologue! (Old woman homeless laying under black steel steps partially hidden under cardboard and news papers talking to herself only the sound of cars and people walking in the distance) I just lay here waiting as the room fades to black... Listening to everything my hearing making me believe the night is calm, but I know it is not (pauses to smile) life is simply an illusion masking the simplicity of deception and worries... Everywhere you look you see happiness but it is all lies (covers herself a little more so now all you can see is her dirty face) or a cover up rather, a cover up of the truth. But you can see it in the eyes, eyes tell all. (Starts rocking gently back and forth) They tell stories; stories of the cheating and remorse maybe even guilt or doubt. Even more the eyes show temptation and treachery, seduction of the best sort, (smiles) full of knowledge, knowledge of the weak, the niave, or just the stupid followers. (Pause) everyone is a follower though. Not m

What Kind Of Kisser Are You?
What kind of kisser are you? OH DAMN! LIPS OF AN ANGEL!YOUR PARTNER IS SATISFIED AND WILL BE BACK FOR MORE. THEY WILL BRAG ABOUT THIS KISS FOR DAYS OR EVEN WEEKS! GOOD JOB!!! Take this test

The Midget
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The doctor told him to drop his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmmmm" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Hmmmmm, I see the problem" said the doctor again, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table and pull his pants up and walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer

How Sexually Stunning Are You?
How sexually stunning are you? Stunningly SensualYou are subtle with your sexiness. You don't lay it on thick, just enough to make them swing your way. Your lover will enjoy how you can put them on the edge & slowly let them go over. No need to change. You like it just how it is. Take this test

U.s. Air Force Oath Of Enlistment
All persons, upon entering the military service and upon reenlistment are required to take the Oath of Enlistment. At one time the Oath of Enlistment was the same for all services. Due to changes in both society and the differing military branches, the Oath has undergone marked changes and has been specifically tailored to each branch of the military and their specific function. Here are the latest versions of the Oath of Enlistment as recently released by the Joint Chief's of Staff: U.S. Air Force Oath of Enlistment I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I find it amusing to annoy

U.s. Army Oath Of Enlistment
I, Rambo, swear to sign away 4 years of my mediocre life to the UNITED STATES ARMY because I couldn't score high enough on the ASVAB to get into the Air Force, I'm not tough enough for the Marines, and the Navy won't take me because I can't swim. I will wear camouflage every day and tuck my trousers into my boots because I can't figure out how to use blousing straps. I promise to wear my uniform 24 hours a day even when I have a date. I will continue to tell myself that I am a fierce killing machine because my Drill Sergeant told me I am, despite the fact that the only action I will see is a Court-Martial for sexual harassment. I acknowledge the fact that I will make E-8 in my first year of service, and vow to maintain that it is because I scored perfect on my PT test. After completion of my Sexual.....er....I mean "Basic Training," I will attend a different Army school every other month and return knowing less than I did when I left. On my first trip home after Boot Camp I

What Disney Movie Were You Secretly In?
I don't think they had a good method for this quiz... What Disney movie were you secretly in? AladdinYou were secretly in the corner watching Jasmine take a bath. You were also the invisible one who carried the carpet. Take this test

How To Clean House
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?" 6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly...... 7. Feel better? Works for me!

How Well Do You Know Disney's Beauty And The Beast?
How Well Do You Know Disney\'s ”Beauty and the Beast?” You are a true Beauty!Congratulations! You know Disney\'s \"Beauty and the Beast\" inside and out! You are officially considered a \"Beauty and the Beast\" expert by the ultimate expert herself! You are obviously someone beautiful inside and out! Belle would be proud. Take this test

U.s. Navy Oath Of Enlistment
I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES NAVY, because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too "corporate," because I didn't want to actually live in dirt like the Army, and because I thought, "Hey, I like to swim...why not?" I promise to wear clothes that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor Man during summer and for Nazi Waffen SS during the winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the English speaking world, using words like "deck,bulkhead, cover, geedunk, scuttle and head when I really mean "floor, wall, hat,candy, hole in wall and toilet." I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, rank, and insignia, and everything else for that matter, are completely different from the other se

Lost It All
I lost it all. every file, every bookmark. I had to completely restore my system, I managed to disk off my family photos before the drives shut down. start with the important things right? The down side being I lost the back up stuff I was storing for my sissy (sorry sissy) and I lost everything for work. Every single file and page I had saved for the past year. is gone. GONE!!!!! dammit! I am so frustrated! Although, I (well, hubby) did manage to fix the original issue and the help of a wonderful friend (thank you so f**cking much Robert you computer GOD) I finished off fixing the rest. I am almost back up and running where I was, minus a few things here and there. I did find a few wonderful things this weekend. I found a little more of Belle....(she is still sort of missing) with the help of a few old photos stumbled across while helping my mother with a yard sale. I also found a sunburn at the yard sale. I found the return of Dina! I have missed her. I was so glad to see her back a

How Well Do You Remember The 80's?
I don\'t agree with all of this... How well do you remember the 80\'s? Totally Awesome, Totally Tubular, TYou know every 80\'s song by heart, and will sing them on request. A day spent watching The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, Mr. Wizard, or Inspector Gadget would totally rock; and you know about \'I love the 80\'s\', \'I love the 80\'s Strikes Back!\', and \'I love the 80\'s: 3D\' and wonder the the hell is taking so long for the next installment! Take this test

S. Marine Corps Oath Of Enlistment
S. Marine Corps Oath of Enlistment I, (have someone recite your name for you), swear..uhhhh....high-and-tight.... grunt...cammies.... ugh...Air Force women ....HOORAH! So Help Me CORPS! ____________________ Thumb Print ____________________ Date

Park
She did not know what he looked like, as she set waiting at the bar. It was fun getting picked out of a crowd. She set there sipping on her drink keeping herself busy watching the game and the people around her. She could feel his present getting closer as she looked up ther he stood with kind eyes looking down at her. She was easy to spot and quite worth the hunt. Ater a drink and great conversation they took off to the lake to watch the sun set along with a wondereful bottle of wine and some great smoke... They laughed and wondered why they did not meet sooner, but i guess somethings are meant to wait for. His kisses felt good his soft lips and his tender touch, he had amazing hands that melted her flesh with every touch... The wine got better and so did the conversation. He was a very passionate man that like to show it, his face lit up in conversation and reading between the lines became more difficult as they could not keep from touching. Her skin was so soft and smooth, it was d

Our Lives Are Woven Together For A Reason
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr.Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose." So, the mous

Naked
behind the walls i look out from my hell imprisoned behind these bars i struggle to find the light i go to the bath filled high slipping into the water i wonder if i stay under will i hear the sweet sweet music of angels coming to take me away or will the demons return to tease and torment yet again im drowning in this water i close my eyes and breathe out the demons come filling me with pleasures untold tormenting me, loving me filling me completely till i can only scream they take me further into the dark drowning, water fills my lungs i sleep and dream no more

This Cracked Me The Fuck Up!!!!
A Visit to the Ladies Room... When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in,nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there were one, but there isn't - so you carefully but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!),yank down your pants, and assume "The Stance." In this position, your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you

Soda Can Lids
I have not verified this information... However, it makes sense to me that it is possible... So, take it for what it is worth... Carrie ************************************************** Leptospirosis -- VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ This incident happened recently in North Texas. A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of Coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday. The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of Coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis. Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the stores without being cleaned. A st

She Cries
She Cries Another night, spent alone. No on there to hug or kiss. She cries. Another night, spent alone. No one there to say good night to. She cries. Another night, spent alone. No one there to lay beside. She cries. Another night, spent alone. Nothing there but a pillow to hold. She cries. So many nights alone, so many kisses longed for, Someone to hold close and lay beside. So many tears...she cries.

Joys If Being A Woman
the joys of being a woman... We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water

Think So?
Your Personality Profile You are dignified, spiritual, and wise. Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself. You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books. You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life. You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world. A good friend, you always give of yourself first. The World's Shortest Personality Test

Thanks
I don't have much time these days, but I do want to say thank you all for stopping by, and rating my pic. I hope in the future I get a little more time to come back here than what I have had recently. A special thanks to mccark40 for the invitation. Later

To All Colts Fans (repost)
i would like to start by saying congrats to the team and the quarterback he is a cutie ....and anyone who wants to talk i m here .......that game was awesome so was the halftime show ......

Alice
This is for ----- who wanted me to write a poem about Alice in Wonderland. Hope that it is good enough Alice went to wonderland leaving her problems behind Just trying to escape the deadly daily grind Her time whittled away by harsh memories and fears Too proud and headstrong to cleanse her pain with tears Looking for the answers on the edges of razor blades drinking to make her forget all the times she'd been betrayed Alice fought her broken heart a tyrannical queen Forgetting all the shattered promises she had ever seen Letting velvety soft darkness engulf her mind abandoning everything that was ever unkind Making up stories in her head to help her through the day trying to discard depression and disarray Alice chased broken dreams down forsaken rabbit holes Putting too much weight on things out of her control Following the white rabbit down dead ended paths Caring too much about petty revenge and wrath Doing things that drive her farther down

End This War
The world feels like it's storming and everyone is ignoring !peace! all my life was warning for every single morning with life sets a new gap and trying hard feels like a trap peace is impossible with dictators that talk all crap time has struck us way too soon and our whole lives are fading among angry goons, with nothing better to do battling with guns, and bombs they chose people scared to walk from their rooms because the fight has entered places of much to lose with ever second we stand there are people drowning in the sand and our only master plan is to kill a freaking man watch as I end this war of retched chatter, firing battles, and racing jets to bomb a city with deadly missiles that could bury a fifty men history will repeat and men will retreat with a run for their lives and certain defeat women and children fall and men with guns brawl this world will never understand friendship is just people standing hand in hand playing in t

My Cries
Looking back now I can see us Feeling good about the way we used trust Forever I believed it to be a must But it always ended up to be a huge fuss I loved the way that you used to smile Forgetting all the things that could have made me frown You would make me laugh if I was feeling down Parading all around like I gave you the crown Being with you set my life at ease Never feeling a single sneeze or falling to my knees But all it does not is give me much more grief I needed you vaccine The first time I kissed you I thought it would always last How stupid of me to see that you would be so fast Changing us by the week you returned to your past All you have now is a life that bound to crash When I got the news of you leaving without a reason It felt bad because now I'm without a season You meant the world to me seems now your found for treason How can I forgive you with the reason you have for leaving It seems that distance came with change You proved it by y

Salute Guidelines.......please Read
1. A HANDWRITTEN sign that clearly states: CHERRYTAP.COM, SCREEN NAME, and MEMBER ID along with a clear picture in the photo. We should be able to clearly read the sign and see the you in the photo. (Example www.CherryTAP.com/Scrapper, ID #22) 2. “Photoshopped” and typed salutes will NOT be accepted. If it looks misleading, it should be rejected. 3. The following items WILL be allowed in the photo as part of the verification: a) A LostCherry/CherryTAP t-shirt. b) Any signs written on their hands, arms, head, but they MUST have the same information as above. Nudes or exposed photos are NOT acceptable. 4. Do NOT put your salute in a private album. If we can not see it, it will be rejected. 5. Photos that do not show your face or are to dark to clearly make out your face will be rejected. Make your your face is clear to see. Also if the salute is to blurry it will be rejected also. Follow these guidelines and you should be good to go on

Bloody Hell...
Hi all.... Yup its me again.... sitiing drinking wine waiting for kids to go to bed.... then i can do what i want..... So if u r reading this shit i dribble on with.... u must be BORED!!!!! if u feel like chatting to me send me a message or come and have a chat..... ill be nice....maybe.....maybe not..... hehehehehehehe

Sex Poems......
sex poems: Body: Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Daddy Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil evil is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!!

Damn It's Freakin' Cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok for those of you who AREN'T from the midwest, we are now in somewhat of a deep freeze. It's been dropping to about below 5 at night.. but today is a whole new ballgame!! It's gonna be -15 degrees and the high is gonna be about -3 on Monday. Which is today. It's so cold, I call it "snot sticking weather". Everytime you sniff, your nostrils almost stick together! It sounds gross and funny all at the same time, but unless you live in a state where it gets this cold, you might not understand. But it won't last long.. I hope. Well, if I don't freeze today when I go into work, I'll catch ya later! Stay warm my northern friends!

No One Else
No one else can compare.No one else was ever there.You were the one to hold me when I shedded one single tear.The one to hold me in my time of fear.No one else has ever been there like you have for me.So no one else will ever compare.

Licenses
I make them also, in 16million colors so just ask, including the VERY EASY to make VIC...people. Don't let others fool you into thinking this is a difficult process, it is NOT! I can make anything, not just TAP designs. You name it, it can be a license...WOW, imagine that! You can view a few in my folder labeled "Tags". These are not a big deal to do folks. ps> I do morphs and skins as well

A Prayer For My Cousin
Dear God, I Ask you to send an angel maybe more then just one to watch over my beloved cousin......whom i love dearly more then any other......for he is a good, great, awsome person that i have made part of my life.......please i ask you please do not take him from us...i know he is an angel...truely he is.....he has saved me from myself and made me realize that life can be greater then it is now......he has made me see life in a different persective......and that i have done a thousand wrongs but he made me see it as lessons that has to be learned from.......that everyone makes mistakes in there lives...more then once...he has told me that life is very precious...and that it is up to me to spend it the way i want to.....told me that i can be the greatest person that i can be.....and that it was okay to cry when you want to.....when your happy, sad, mad, confused, and hurt or depressed...... i know that he is doing good by protecting our freedom.....but why is it that the ones w

Love
Love is knowing that you care.Love is that you will always be there.Love is not just a word you say,Love is knowing that he one you love will never walk away.If there was one thing I would ask it would be that you always Love me.

Love
Today was the day the Indianapolis Colts played the Chicago Bears in Superbowl XLI. Ever since Peyton Manning was the quarterback for the Colts, my friend Joe has been a fan of them, hoping to see the day he could get a ring. Finally, today was that day. Congratulations to the Colts. You should've seen Joe. He was like an excited little kid when Peyton threw his 1st touchdown pass of the Superbowl tonight. He yelled, and jumped up on the arm of the couch. Heh, now picture a big, 6'3" black guy jumping up on the arm of the couch screaming. Hehe...it was a sight. That's one of the things that makes football so great. A lot of passion in the sport we love. During half-time of this game, I got a phone call from my friend Leigh, who I haven't heard from in a few days. She was sick. Stomach flu I think, but I'm happy she called, even though it was brief. I ran into my older sister and my friend Tara having a conversation about love when I was in the kitchen. Tara told my

People Think They Know Me
I am just an average Woman living in San Pedro, CA. I guess by my picture, everyone assumes I must be a party girl. Those days are long gone. I am pretty much a stay home gal now but I do like to have a few drinks listening to good music here and there if its a bar u know it has to be Classic Rock or in a club its disco. retro and alternative. But i gotta tell u guys something, He may not be around at this time but I HAVE A MAN that I am solely IN LOVE WITH he is my soulmate, my partner, my lover and Best friend until the end. I LOVE YOU, HONEYHON!

Hellogoodbye - Here (in Your Arms)
I like, Where we are, When we drive, In your car. I like, Where we are, Here. Cause our lips, Can touch. And our cheeks, Can brush. Our lips can touch, Here. Where you are the one, the one, That lies close to me. Whispers, "Hello, I miss you quite terribly." I fell in love, in love, With you suddenly. Now there's no place else, I could be, but, Here in your arms. I like, Where you sleep, When you sleep, Next to me. I like, Where you sleep, Here. Our lips, Can touch. And our cheeks, Can brush. Cause our lips can touch, Here. Where you are the one, the one, That lies close to me. Whispers, "Hello, I miss you quite terribly." I fell in love, in love, With you suddenly. Now there's no place else, I could be, but, Here in your arms. Our lips can touch. Our lips can touch, Here. You are the one, the one, That lies close to me. Whispers, "Hello, I miss you quite terribly." I fell

When Wil It Be Me
I see the couples are walkin` by Feel like I Don`t wanna be alone today So glad no one can see what I hide Deep inside How it feels to be The girl who never gets the right guy Tell me why When there`s so much I`ve got to give I wake up reaching out in the night Ready to hold him tight `Til I realize That nobody is there When will it be me? When will I be the one Somebody`s dreaming of? When`s it gonna be? When will I find my heart Lyin` inside the arms That never let me go? I`d really like to know When will it be me? My friends seem to have all the love Knocks on their door and walks right in I know that I am worthy of what I`ve been wishing for I can`t wait no more Love`s nowhere to be found Feeling his tender touch Talkin` bout forever together Givin` him all my love That`s been trying to break free When will it be me? When will I be the one Somebody`s dreaming of? When`s it gonna be? When will I find my heart Lyin` inside the arms That

Head Hurts
I have a damn headache. Yuck. I need to write a paper too and my head is stopping me from even thinking much about what it is I need to write. I have to go to the mall again tomorrow with my friend to compile more data for our papers. Plus help him with the outline and overall data. But knowing me, I'll sit and flip through some motox magazines for a bit, THAN start observing people... or both.

Chinese Proverbs
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right ; war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill

Are You One Of The 86%? I'd Bet You Are
This is by a daughter of a murdered couple in Raytown who had a Bible and Bookstore on 63rd street. Just one more example: When I had to testify at the murder trial of my parents a week ago, I was asked to raise my right hand. The bailiff started out "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" I stood there and waited but she said nothing. She said "Do you?" I was so stunned I blurted out "What happened to "so help me God'?" She came back with "Do you?" I replied yes, but I was perplexed. Then the judge said ................ "You can say that if you want to." I stopped, raised my right hand, and finished with "So help me God!" I told my son and daughter that when it came time for them to testify, they should do the same. It's no wonder we have so many problems in this country. If I'd had my wits about me I'd have told them that taking God out of the courtroom is only going to result in more criminals and murderers

Reasons To Smile
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building? Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells g

.....fobidden Chips...
why do potato chips and dip taste so damn good after midnight? is there some sort of time-release flavor technology going on there or something?? because i needed a snack...and damn, these chips are perfect!

Snow Humor Cartoons
Calvin & Hobbes were at it again, again, and again!! Actually, 15 times with a sense of humor about snow and snowmen. Great fun for anyone to take a gander. Start with this cartoon and keep moving through the series! :D Enjoy!!

Pay Special Attention To What You Read...
To the special people in my life, I am sending this to you to see how many of you actually read your email. Is anyone really out there? Your response will be interesting! Pay close attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you! Here it goes: People come into your life for a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. When you know which one it is for a person, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a Godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometime

An Imperfect Girl . . .
You know... usually when I think of this time of year... I think of a time when I've never really been happy. There's not a time I can remember where someone actually made me feel special and Loved and more unique and important than I have ever felt. I dated my ex for three years and we were never together on Valentines day in those three years. NOT ONCE! I guess I'm just a little down this morning. I want someone to wake up with... someone to keep me warm and tell me they love me and that I'm the most important thing in their life. Hope everyone has a good week... Value the love in your life!!! Your so very lucky!!

Rumors Rumors
RUMORS RUMORS > > > > > > > > > > I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past two years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. > > > Because of your concern... I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. > > I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. > > I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. > > I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. > > I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like water buffalo on a hot day. > > I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with perfume sample and rob me. > > I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. > > I no longer shop at

God Created Children (and In The Process Grandchildren)
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" Keep Scrolling "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. Keep Scrolling "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!!!!!" "No Way!" Keep scrolling "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. "Why" "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children

The New Immigrant
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says... "Probably at work!"

Cancer News - From Johnshopkinshospital
CANCER NEWS - FROM JOHNSHOPKINSHOSPITAL (circulated in '05) JUST A REMINDER....... ***No plastics in microwave. *** No water bottles in freezer. *** No plastic wrap in microwave. Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in their newsletter worth noting. This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center. Dioxin Carcinogens cause cancer, especially breast cancer. Don't freeze your plastic water bottles with water as this also releases dioxins in the plastic. Dr. Edward Fujimoto from Castle hospital was on a TV program explaining this health hazard. (He is the manager of the Wellness Program at the hospital.) He was talking about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers. This applies to foods that contain fat. He said that the combination of fat, high heat and plastics releases dioxins into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body. Diox

Happier Men
It all makes sense now! Why ARE Men Happier ? Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day

The Brick
A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, "What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?" The young boy was apologetic. "Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do," He pleaded. "I threw the brick because no one else would stop..." With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. "It's my brot

The Preacher
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation.... no one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, .... "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, a nd his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!" The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, ...."If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!" More sighs and loud applause, . Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!" There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her, . "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?" Sadie's 90 year old

Melt Into Me
Feel me inside of you as I explore searching for more than ever before. Within the chambers of passion, saving the explosion for just the right moment. Crash into me and feel me feel you. Relax and let me take your mind on a never ending journey. I am that man, the one that is unique in my own special ways. The one for you. See into my eyes what Im feeling as we melt slowly into one instead of two. Melt with me. Melt into me.

The Vanity Of Human Wishes (excerpts)
1 Let observation with extensive view, 2 Survey mankind, from China to Peru; 3 Remark each anxious toil, each eager strife, 4 And watch the busy scenes of crowded life; 5 Then say how hope and fear, desire and hate, 6 O'erspread with snares the clouded maze of fate, 7 Where wav'ring man, betray'd by vent'rous pride 8 To tread the dreary paths without a guide, 9 As treach'rous phantoms in the mist delude, 10 Shuns fancied ills, or chases airy good. 11 How rarely reason guides the stubborn choice, 12 Rules the bold hand, or prompts the suppliant voice, 13 How nations sink, by darling schemes oppress'd, 14 When vengeance listens to the fool's request. 15 Fate wings with ev'ry wish th' afflictive dart, 16 Each gift of nature, and each grace of art, 17 With fatal heat impetuous courage glows, 18 With fatal sweetness elocution flows, 19 Impeachment stops the speaker's pow'rful breath, 20 And restless fire precipitates on death. 21 But scarce observ'd the knowing and th

It Has To Be Said..
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Colts win!! Bears suck!! Colts rule ALL! Mini wave in celebration of them (does the wave) You can't see it, but I'm doing the neener neener neener dance too. To all you sensitive Bears fans..don't worry you'll always be second best!! Sorry--born and raised in Indiana..had to be done! Love ya'll.

Why I Ride
Riding along on my two wheel machine the pavement takes from me the painful reprieve Thoughts and fears leave my "brain cloudy" mind, but only those that are worried or unkind The sky expands my horizons, inner peace and compassion's my soul rides beside me and intercepts all distractions Reality is around me, but I have a cleansed mind to confront it frustration is behind me, the foe that cloaked and compounded it Please understand that this is my sanction its not the chrome or image or acceleration It's not an escape or a good place to hide it's approaching Zen that makes me ride If this touches close to why you must ride you are my brother or sister in kind And I hope to share a few miles or a friendly high sign as we pass while I'm out "untanglin my mind"

Whorecore
whorecore is a fucking awsome band i just discovered them a lil while ago fucking amazing anyways i am wide awake and honestly i cant stop thinking about my wednesday boo... i love talking to her on the phone ahahah i am so shy to say things to her but i managed to let it out whats on my mind so nothing new is going on i deleted all of my account on VF, darkstarlings, and i think i am going to delet my myspace page but then again i am not sure cause a few of my friends are on there and thats the only way to get a hold of them... why i deleted thoughs account is because of 2 obessive stalkers that are my ex and cant seem to get the hell over me... one of them allready has started shit and the other i am still waiting for to start talking shit i am suprised she hasnt wrote wednesday yet but i will not doubt it one bit in a matter of time before she does blah anohter fucking immature lieing cunt...

Go Back In Time
Have you ever just wanted things to go back to the way they used to be? I have been thinking that a lot lately. I really enjoyed last semester of college and this semester I am hating it. I never want to go to class and it seems like i just had a lot more fun last semester. My english class was a blast, and i had friends that pretty much got along and we all just had a good time. Now its like i dont even talk to some of them that much. There is one that i just hate not talking to everyday. We grew so close and now we dont even talk except maybe once a week if that. Other than school i wish i could just go back to being a little girl who looked up to my dad like he was the best thing in this world. I'm not gonna lie i miss him alot. Its so hard to not just pick up the phone and say can we meet somewhere and hang out like we used to. I told him everything, and he always knew when something was wrong, and he always knew the right things to say, and now i have no one to talk to about anyth

I Am In A Contest...
Hey yall I am in a contest called CT's Most Luvable Sweetheart. Please go vote for me and bomb that picture like crazy... They are gonna pick 1 or 2 guys and 1 or 2 girls... so Please help me... I need tons more to be ahead... lol so just click on the pic below and have tons of fun... The pic will send you straight to the one in the contest... Thanks everyone

Another Day - Another Chapter
I hope to do a chapter a day for my new ebook. So it should be done by Valentine's Day. Then I need to put a web site together and figure out how to sell the book online. Open to suggestions on how I can accomplish that. Also waiting for the editor from www.literotica.com to get back to me to accept my story as one he can critique and edit before I submit it. February will be an exciting month.

How Special My Baby Makes Me Feel
gurl i love you so much and ive never mett you but ive got an good feeling bout this so im going wit it usualy i dont but this ones different ill love her til i die baby love you bunches and im never gonna let you go from the bottom of my heart muah

Now Don't Get Me Wrong....
I've been on CherryTap for a little while now and have noticed something that kinda bothers me. I have nothing but respect for the US Soldier. They go places I could never go, see things that I could never see, and do things I could never do. I have several friends in Iraq right now, and have a brother who will be going overseas in a few months. I may not support my current government, but you can bet your bottom dollar that I support our troops. Having said that, what's bothering me today is seeing a military man using his military status to win several contests here on CherryTap. Not just one or two, mind you, but several contests. Why does this bother me? Mostly because while he's here trying to win contests there are many other military profiles out there being overlooked. To be truthful, it bothers me when anyone uses a certain 'status' to gain favor with someone else or win contests, instead of gaining favor by making friends. Instead of saying, "Hey, vote for

Sexual Zodiac
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Ranchers Widow
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She qu

Image This
Imagine the following: You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps. The photographer raises his camera. Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new husband stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait. The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye in the house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity.... ? ? ? Wedding Gown?? $2,500. Photographer? ????? $2,000 Having "the twins" pop out and say CHEESE in front of your family and friends... PRICELESS!!! !!

Love
I'll Be Yours And You'll Always Be Mine by TRISH Forever and always, I've loved you that long What was once just a dream has come true. For, you've lived in my dreams and are now in my heart. I've waited a lifetime for you. Each one of us has a true love, so I'm told One special person who makes us complete. From the moment I met you, I knew it was true You are the man of my dreams, my soulmate. Enduring and endless, our love will remain Our hearts and our souls intertwined. Always together, we'll walk hand in hand I'll be yours and you'll always be mine.

(copied From Witchvox) Why The Veteran Affairs Should Approve The Wiccan Pentacle
Why the Veteran Affairs Should Approve the Wiccan Pentacle Author: Ashley Kinser Posted: February 4th. 2007 Times Viewed: 568 The government should not limit what type of religious emblem a person can put on a headstone in a national graveyard paid for by United States taxpayers, but they are. On August 27, 1997, the Aquarian Tabernacle Churches Archpriest, Pete Davis, sent the first application to the Veteran Affairs. The application was to obtain the approval of "the Wiccan Pentacle [to be] among the emblems of belief that may be engraved on government issued headstones and markers of deceased veterans" (Egbert par. 1). Since 1997, Wiccans have not yet been approved nor denied (par. 2). As a result, Wiccans in the past have not been able to appeal to the courts about a decision because the Veteran Affairs has not made a final decision regarding the approval of the pentacle as the emblem representing Wiccan faith (par. 21). Wiccans want the pentacle to be "recognized in dea

Update On Brian
I just got word today that Brian is in ciro in the hospital there. He's had a heart attack and he also has internal injuries. They are gonna try and send him home but not sure when and to where. Please I ask for you to still keep him in your prayers. Thank you and God bless you all. briana

Roommates
Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Michael's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Michael and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Michael and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Michael volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne and I are just roommates." About a week later, Joanne came to Michael and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle," said Joanne. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?". "Well," said Michael, "I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But

** Test **
This is a test of your conscience. This test is to see if your feelings are in tune with your emotions if you lie or hurt someone....this is only a test *1,000 needles poking your entire body with 300lbs dropping on you as well* *high pitched sounds popping your ears* *blinding light in the eyes* This is a test of your conscience...if this was an actual feelings, you would know the pain you caused someone by any of the following; lying to them, telling them you want to meet them, teeling they your interested in them, as such... if this was an actual feeling, you would know the pain and deep pit in your stomach the pain you caused them... this concludes the test of your conscience...

18 Tips About Girls
18 tips about girls 1. If you like Her .. ASK HER OUT already!!!!!!!! 2. when you hug her, put YOUR ARMS around her WAIST and hold her close. 3. when you WALK next to her, get as CLOSE as you can to her. 4. if she's the only one in your life, TELL HER. 5. ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her. 6. give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR... ALWAYS. 7. if she hangs up on you, call her right back. 8. always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!). 9. kiss her lightly every chance you get. 10. look in her eyes and kiss her on the lips, forehead, or nose. 11. if she says she's cold, don't be an idiot and say "me too" and stand there, give her your jacket or just simply hold her in your arms. 12. don't force her to do anything she's not comfortable with. 13. invite her to dinner or somewhere where yo

Stop Bush Before He Kills More Innocent People !
STOP BUSH BEFORE HE KILLS MORE INNOCENT PEOPLE ! There is a serial killer living in the White House. He has spent the past six years successfully plotting the deaths of thousands upon thousands of people. Like others who kill without conscience, he remains unmoved by the ongoing bloodshed and destruction he has caused. And now, he is about to do it again. Someone has to stop George W. Bush before he kills more! Serial killers sometimes respond to inner voices telling them what to do. George Bush gets personal messages from his God and PNAC. His wars with Afghanistan and Iraq were panned and orchestrated by the war profiteers and ideologues who placed him into office in 2000. The regional chaos they needed to justify American military action in the region is going according to plan, and now the next stage is ready for launching. Any day now, the Bush Doctrine will be used to justify a killing machine that is gearing to attack Iran. Someone has to stop him before h

Attention Angel Family Members
Ok so here it is. I had posted a blog earlier and i had stated that the sample License would be available early this morning. I have just finished it up and you can take a look at what i'm workin on next. Hope you like it and cheers to you all Click here

My Submission Needs To Master
I need to feel safe. Before I can begin to open my submissive nature to You I need to feel safe and have reason to trust You. To let down my walls and give You control of my will may take time and testing before I feel safe enough to permit either of us to go beyond the initial stages of our relationship. Even after I've given myself to You fully, I need to be reminded I am safe with You. I may like to feel the thrill and excitement of fear and the unknown, but I need to be sure no matter how You stimulate those emotions during an intense scene or situation, I will remain safe in Your care. I need to know You accept me for all I am. I will be many things to You as our relationship grows and I need to know You accept me as a person during each transition along the way. I need to know You accept me as a friend, lover, companion, and Your submissive but also accept me as parent, child, employee, community member or other roles I fill in my obligations to family or society. I n

Sick Of Love Songs
everytime i turn around some one is singing a love song.Personally I dont hate on love songs,but right now I am.I mean this totally blows.The guy I adore,is in washington so I'm going to be alone on V-day.Which sucks right there.Well not totally alone,I'm going to watch a movie with my brother.Which is aight I guess.lol,after when did your brother make a good date for that day.Well actually my brother is a great guy,both my brothers are.(Ladies they are both single and hot,lol.Sorry I just had to do that.) The truth of the matter is,I think the reason why I am soooooooooooooooo grumpy is that I found the one person I could see myself being with for the rest of my life and we are going to be apart for awhile,which you have to admit really sucks.It's getting really weird,yet I am sick of love songs.It seems like ever where I go it's all about love and Valentine's Day.I tell you that is not normal nor is that healthy.I mean sure it is nice to have one day for love and romance being celeb

Poetry(((( Thinking))))
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com THINKING ABOUT THE BLADE. THINKING ABOUT THAT KNIFE. THINKING ABOUT ALL THE WRONG IN MY LIFE. THINKING OF THE STEELE PEIRCEING MY SKIN. THINKING I CANNOT GO THREW THIS AGAIN. THINKING ABOUT WHAT MY LIFE REALY MEANS. THINKING ABOUT HOW LONG I STAYED CLEAN. THINKING HOW COULD I HAVE A RELAPSE. THINKING I DID AND TO MY KNEES I COLLAPSE. THINKING MY THOUGHTS ARE LIKE CANCER INSIDE MY BRAIN. THINKING SLOWLY I AM DRIVEING MYSELF INSANE. THINKING IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN REALLY HELP ME. THINKING IF MY LIFE REALLY WASNT MENT TO BE. THINKING WILL I EVER BE ALRIGHT. THINKING I DONT KNOW BUT THIS IS MY LIFE............ WRITTEN BY LADY KAOS

Loves First Kiss
Remember when you felt that first rush that first sensation of anticipation and you heart felt like a thousand fireworks were going off inside your chest. How anxious you were just to have it happen and how you dreaded it all at the same time. how badly you wanted that first taste of love. Yet were not sure you were going to get all that you had dreamed about. Then suddenly, without warning, it happened, his lips found yours in a brush so quick and soft, almost as though they were feathers blowing in a wind of childhood and little girl dreams. Knowing that no matter what happened or where you went from here this moment was forever etched into your psyche. Creating a space in time where you could always go. A place where you were loved if only in that moment, beautiful, if only to that person, wanted, if only for that time, and never to have that feeling again no matter how many more kisses you receive in life. None will ever be as sweet, nor as memorable as t

Ifyou Really Wann Know Me Know You As Well Please
IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW... I want to know 30 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! 1.Your Middle Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite place to hang out: 5. Favorite pet/animal: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Tattoos and/or Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 8. Whats your philosophy on life? 9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: 10. What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 11. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail? 12. Do you think I'm attractive? 13. If you could change anything about me, would you? 14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you? 15. What do you wear to sleep? 16. What is your favorite thing to do in the world? 17. Would you go on a double date with me if i asked you? 18. If I only had one day to live,

Me? A Model?!
Yeah.. so, I'm really considering getting into the modelling thing. I'm definatly excited about it. No, I'm not talking about suicide girls or spooky girls. I'm gonna be my own model. Fuckin, independant! yes! A free agent model.. sounds great to me! The only thing is.. I need to find something to model for.. that will pay me money! My friend Matt told me that he'd talk to some of his photographer friends and help me get a portfolio together. uhm.. so yeah. hopefully all that will pan out quite nicely!

Sad
i am not doing to good today. so i thought i would do a blog. so over the weekend i when out with 2 of my friends and we got in a car accident. one of my friends died. i am ok very sore so is my friend ashly i feel so bad. why did she have to go like that. why did she died .all we got was sore broring. lil. cuts. why did she have to died???

February 05, 2007: Cruiser Spooning
The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows "Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"

Jobs
GOOD PAYING JOBS IN AMERICA? Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.. While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch ( MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE!) and turned on his TV ( MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can

To All The Women Out There...i'm Sorry!!!!!!!
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit

Leatherwing's Lullabye
Something I wrote to sing my son to sleep... Above the treeline, Across the moon, Got no free time; Dawn comes so soon. Echo softly, little one. The friendly nighttime's all around. You'll be sleeping with the sun, For now, you're high above the ground. Leatherwing, I hear you sing On through the night now, tiny king, Soaring over everything. Little hunter in the dark, No one hears your lonely cry. Traveler beneath the stars; Silent, flitting by. Your belly full now, morning's come, Painted gold against the sky. Your family waits for you with love In your cave so warm and dry. Leatherwing, I hear you sing On through the night now, tiny king, Soaring over everything. Little hunter in the dark, I can hear your lonely cry. Traveler beneath the stars; Silent, flitting by. Leatherwing, I hear you sing On through the night now, tiny king, Soaring over everything. Leatherwing, I hear you sing On through the night now, tiny king, Soaring over every

Anythign Can Happen
BOy I should have know something was going ot happen. My mind wasn't even on Biology this morning and I got off the phone letting my mom know I made it safe and I got out of the van and locked my doors. It wasn't til I was sitting in class IthatI realized I didn't have my keys. After class I called campus security to help me and I waited outside in this cold air for 30 mintues. One thougth kept goign through my head...'God has aplan for everything and He knows things before you do so go with the flow" It didn't help the tears but even the tears helped me. I got on line here Saturday and nearly got caught. Sunday it drove me c razy for wantign to get on here and just talk to people. I don't know what to do or how to act around my husband when I realzied I don't have feeligns for him and my kids are not very happy with him. Well..Other than that Thursday my mom had quest at her neightbours house...two geese. They were just eatign grass and that blessed my heart. Come Friday my

The Pending Wedding
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a

They Walk Among Us!
I handed the coupon to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said, "Buy one-get one free". "They are already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free." She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They walk among us and many work retail. =================== One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?" They Walk among us! ==================== While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk Among Us!! ==================== I used to work in tec

Dictionary 4 Womens Personal Ads
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Despera

A Hundred Bucks
A hundred bucks : Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Lips Of Love
fullness inviting, so deeply sensual tempting as the most lascivious sin my mother warned me of shall i deny desire of my eyes and forbid a lingering gaze at lips that have uttered poetry to set the elements on fire? should i look away demurely and pretend i don’t crave a taste to discover if they are as heavenly as the angelfood-cake words you pen? should i lie to myself and wait forever for a kiss from the lips of love?

Epitaph By Kirlian Camera
The wall on which the prophets wrote Is cracking at the seams. Upon the instruments of death The sunlight brightly gleams. When every man is torn apart With nightmares and with dreams, Will no one lay the laurel wreath As silence drowns the screams. Confusion will be my epitaph. As I crawl a cracked and broken path If we make it we can all sit back and laugh. But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. Between the iron gates of fate, The seeds of time were sown, And watered by the deeds of those Who know and who are known; Knowledge is a deadly friend When no one sets the rules. The fate of all mankind I see Is in the hands of fools. Confusion will be my epitaph. As I crawl a cracked and broken path If we make it we can all sit back and laugh. But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. I am listening to this song and I'm weeping today...

The Heart Of A Slave
A spoken word, a caressed cheek. A single tear, a bared soul. Beseeching eyes, an offered heart. Desires awakened, a hunger so deep. A plea to be explored, a need to be filled. Limits to be pushed, a destiny to be met. A love discovered, a trust un-denied. A great respect, a possession given. Take what I am, make me Yours. Shape me with willing hands, use me with a loving heart. Call me Yours, teach me who is Master. An unknown path, an out reaching hand. Bent knees, a bowed head. A willingness to serve, a gift of submission. Claim me Master, heart body soul and mind.

In Your Bondage I Am Free
IN YOUR BONDAGE I AM FREE How he makes me feel And when you bind me, I feel your power and control I am yours, only for your pleasure In my bondage I become free, free to soar as never before You gaze at me and I stir deep inside, knowing to whom I belong To whom I yield And to whom I obey All selfishness disappears and I am yours Your eyes scanning my body tell me of your desire My body screams for your touch, your hands, your mouth My nipples are erect and yearning My pussy moist for your penetration Use me, oh yes, please use me for you desires Satisfy yourself taking me Making me all that you desire Take me soaring Master beyond the heavens, as only you can And bring me back safely The sting of your crop ignites my passion and desire for you Unleashes my lustfulness and my thunderous releases Your touch burns me to my core, releasing my joys and sorrows So that you may claim all of me Molding me, making me a vessel for your pleasure With your torture, I fly

Fart Football
Fart Football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

What Is The Ministry?
Hello, children. I can see you all have questions. Well, I would like to answer those questions. WITH MY IRON FIST OF FEAR. And cookies. "What is the Ministry?" I hear you all asking in your confused, perplexed and lost voices. Do not fear, children. The Ministry is here to help you. BY DESTROYING YOUR WORLD. There's a lot of confusion and loss in this world, children. So many people, looking for answers, looking for love, looking for reason and purpose and a meaning to this world. Some people find it in religion, whether it be Christian or Jew or Hindu or Muslim or Buddhist. Others find it in good works, through charity, and compassion, and helping others. There are also people who find their meaning in work, in building things of and in this world to leave their names and legacies behind them with. Indeed, in these troubled times, there are even those who find meaning in simple hedonism. Drinking, eating, drugs, sex, all of the pleasures of the flesh, th

Funnies!
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It is impossible to lick your elbow. ------------------------------------------- The State with the highest percentage

Sexiest Valentine Contest
If you get a moment can you rate and comment bnomb me at http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=142378&albumid=210567&i=2358558057 I'd really appreciate it. Let me know what I can do for you

Year 1974
In 1974 (the year you were born) Gerald Ford becomes president of the US Hank Aaron hits his 715th home run to beat Babe Ruth's record Impeachment hearings are opened against President Nixon by the House Judiciary Committee President Nixon resigns President Gerald Ford issues an unconditional pardon to ex-President Nixon for all federal crimes Muhammad Ali knocks out George Foreman in the eighth round to regain the heavyweight crown in Zaire Heiress Patty Hearst is kidnapped by and eventually joins the Symbionese Liberation Army Dungeons & Dragons officially released People magazine is published for the first time Kate Moss, Alyson Hannigan, Penelope Cruz, Alanis Morissette, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Ryan Seacrest are born Oakland Athletics win the World Series Miami Dolphins win Superbowl VIII Philadelphia Flyers win the Stanley Cup Blazing Saddles is the top grossing film All the President's Men by Bernstein and Woodward is published "Killin

I Beg You To Stay
The wind in my hair Your back against me I hold your body Between my arms and legs Beautiful man Your smile warms every part of me Body and soul Your touch on my skin Turns my strength to weakness Wanting you I hang on to your kind words Like a rope that keeps me from falling I drown in your embrace Melt in your strength Don’t leave Stay Hold me Love me

~~~~~ Isabelle ~~~~~
Big brother said, ”Just wait till you meet her. She’s the good kid, she’s perfect.” Isabelle, whose non-father touched her Whose mother took his side. No one believed her pain. Isabelle who is betrayed, Angry and so afraid – fights back. Hate filled words are quickly spewed Fierce defiance – her protection of choice. Isabelle – still perfect inside But the world did not know.

Weekend Update
Yeah...yeah...yeah, I know its been a few days but I'm a busy man. Like I said eariler... had to DJ at the bar I work at on friday. I went in expecting to play nothing but (C)rap and Hip-hop, but left playing nothing but rock. Its funny how things work out. I'm really excited to go back home this weekend and see my kids and a few friends...it's really going to be fun. Satuday didn't really do a whole lot, went out to a few places with some friends. Then came sunday....not sure what it was but i was really tired. I managed to muster enough energy to go watch the Super Bowl and drink 2 pitchers of Miller Lite all to myself, it helps that they were only 4.00 a pitcher!!!! Oh yeah...my beloved Isuzu Rodeo has problems...the alternator went out in it, I had to order one on the internet...so sometime this week I get to lay on my back in zero degree temps and get her going again. I'll keep you all posted, I'm everyone is worried sick about her!! Also I want to give a HUGE shout out to

Sally's Song (nbc)
I sense there's something in the wind That feels like tragedy's at hand And though I'd like to stand by her Can't shake this feeling that I have The worst is just around the bend And does he notice my feelings for her? And will he see how much he means to me? I think it's not to be What will become of my dear friend? Where will his actions lead us then? Although I'd like to join the crowd In their enthusiastic cloud Try as I may, it doesn't last And will we ever end up together? no, I think not, it's never to become For I am not the one

Feb,the 10th 1993
a poem to a filly born the year after her brother, my "dream horse" was killed in a tragic accident,which also killed the most romantic person ever lived once on this planet.< Isabelle> Little baby sister Into the world in the cold I pulled you out and dried you with wool Your curly, baby, equine coat Not a speck of white A peaceful girl Hard to come here in brother’s place Tough to make your way Your peaceful ways – always good A touch of mischief too Quiet and beautiful girl You eased into my heart Took up your own bit of space You just let it happen Knowing that it would Little angel baby I love you

Master's World
Come with me. Let me cover your eyes so that you Might see beyond your sense of sight And experience visions of delights You have not yet seen but you will see With your heart and your flesh As I open a new world unto you. Come with me. Let me take your voice so that you Might speak to me with things other Than words or sounds that you know. Your mouth will not hold the things That you must say when you tell me Of the new world you will see. Come with me. Let me take the movement of your limbs So that you may fly above the places You know and travel into a place you Have never gone. Your motionless body Will travel with grace beyond this plane Into a new world you have yet to name. Come with me. Let me take your will so that you Might go beyond the limits you have Set within the prison of your own Existence. Your submission will give You strength to climb the walls that Your mind built long ago and have kept you From this new world you have yet to expl

A Master
Many have wondered what is a Master. A Master, to me, is someone who cares for their other half more than they care for themselves in truth. A Master puts His sub's needs and feelings ahead of His own. There are many things that make a Master but these are among the most important. A Master is of two minds, one His, the other His sub's. He knows the needs of His sub and does what He believes to be best for that sub. He spends many hours thinking of what is best for His sub and how it is best accomplished to meet both their needs. A Master does not thrive in the idea of punishing His sub when she/he has strayed from the path they were to follow. Instead, he feels the pain that He knows must be inflicted in order to stress the wrong that was done. Doing the punishing, only because He knows it is part of His responsibility, not something that He will derive pleasure from. A Master brings pleasure to His sub, knowing that He will receive pleasure back many times greate

Only You Can Make Me.....
You make me feel…. Beautiful, important, sexy Like I can be myself-free and natural The way I really am I feel no need or desire To pretend anything else You touch me, hold my hand, kiss me Just, well… anywhere, anytime You embrace my entire body with yours Always, you say and do the right things My spirit soars-I can't, nor do I want to Stop smiling

Story No.2
Staring out over the water, the sun slowly sets, causing the trees to cast long shadows behind them, a loon calls out from the middle of the lake as the playfully splash each other with their feet. he looks at her and smiles, he always felt at peace when he was here with her, it was their place, a place where they could come and do what ever they wanted, be it talk, fool around, swim, it didnt matter, just as long as he was with her, all seemed right. She returned his friendly glance with one of her own, her hand moving to his thigh, she keep her eyes locked with his as her hand slowly moved up his body, over his stomach, up his chest and across his shoulders, and with one sudden and mighty push, into the water he went, she started to laugh as he floated there, looking up at her. He grinned evily as he reached up and grabbed her ankle, and soon enough she was in the water to, she poped out from under the water and looked at him sternly, he was about to speak when she suddenly splashed

I Promise
Will I always be there for you? When you need someone, Will I be that one you need? Will I do all my best to, to protect you? When the tears get near your eyes Will I be the one that's by your side? Will I be there when you call me in the middle of the night? Will I keep the rain from falling down into your life? I promise, I promise I promise I will Will I take tender care of you? Take your darkest night and make it bright for you Will I be there to make you strong and to lean on? When this world has turned so cold Will I be the one that's there to hold? Will I be there when you call me in the middle of the night? Will I keep the rain from falling down into your life? I promise, I promise I promise I will

Strong Enough
As I rest against this cold, hard wall Will you pass me by? Will you criticize me as I sit and cry? I had fought so hard and thought that all my battles had been won Only to find the war has just begun Am I not strong enough? Am I not pure enough? To break me, pour me out, and start again Am I not brave enough? To take one chance on me Please can I have one chance to start again? Will my weakness for an hour make me suffer for a lifetime? Is there anyway to be made whole again? If I'm healed,renewed, and find forgiveness find the strength I've never had Will my scars forever ruin all God's plan? Am I not strong enough? Am I not pure enough? She took my life into her hands and it turned it all around In my most desperate circumstance It's there I've finally found That she is strong enough That she is pure enough To break me, pour me out and start again That she is brave enough To take one chance on me Oh Thank You for my chance to start again

My Valentine Pussy-for My Master I Love You
Aching Dripping Soaking wet In a hotel room not so far away My love I wait for you Legs spread upon this bed of satin and lace Wearing nothing but a smile and holding a glass of the finest champagne Daring you to cum seduce me if you dare Smiling as I think of you tonight Inside the tight, wet, hungry tissue of.... My Valentine Pussy Fantasy so sweet engulfs me Drawing me nearer to the red hot flames of my naughty imagination Taking over Slowly Boldly My fingertips began to caress my desire for you Dreaming of your heartbeat so close to mine Tonight my love I bid you cum over and take a lick A long, slow teasing lick of the treasure that I offer Moaning for your hard acceptance of my invite to cum inside... My Valentine Pussy Making love to myself while I wait for you I slip a naughty dildo deep inside Pumping it Up and down In and out Up and down In and out Over and over and over again Barely able to contain myself as a orgasm such a wonderful or

Businessman In A Bar. .
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

Moms Home
Mom is back from the hospital today, things were pretty bad before she went in. in the three hours shes been home i've noticed she has come back home worse and my sis is sleepin cause she got off work and dad is still so sick he can bearly leave his room. Gotta install some countertops for him tomorrow since he promised to be back to work and cant by today. I'm tired of trying to walk her back and forth to the bathroom she dont understand me when i tell her to bang on the counter to let me know when she gets done so i can get her up or ring her bell when she needs to get around. Shes very delusional and is thinking people are around that arnt or people are talking when no ones around. Thats one of the hardest things to do, convince someone that no one said anything to someone that beleives someone really had even though no ones with her. bah im tired and moody. So since our dryer completely quit working and my dads to weak to pick his electric screw up im gonna go and put a clothes l

Chocolate De'javu'
The questions begin... As we sit and enjoy the warm fire... My mind is busy creating on this cold night~ Chocolate Ecstasy De'JaVu' Chocolate is exquisite Such a treat You say you want to be creative Making my favorite food part of our Wild Nights and days To try something new for the holidays What you have in mind.... I have an idea or two Mind if I share with you... Chocolate in all flavors makes me delirious I can't get enough Dark, Milk, Rich Dark Chocolate, White Dark Rich is my total joy With a glass of wine I'm fulfilled and feeling sublime There would be nothing more I could crave When this takes place this year Chocolate sends me over the edge I would die for chocolate under the right circumstance... Liquefy it... Let it cool Pour it over my natural naked curves All over me Just don't touch me till it hardens After you're finished with your chocolate creation Lick it ALL off to remove

Destiny...
I look up out from my window and see all there is going on. The hussle and bussle of the military life. All that is new , all that happens , happens for a reason. For everything that has happened i am still here! For everything thrown at me i still fight. I Believe everything happens for a reason and we all have our own Destiny. There for i refuse to let things get me down like they have been. So many cry out for power, yet i hold such power in my own hands. I think it time that the cries of the powerless start being answered. It is time to stop the tears, It is time to take charge of everything going on and time to show this world what those of us with such power are capable of! No more being afraid of taking a hold of all i have , its silly and pointless to sit around and do nothing anymore! It's true what they say, others cry out for power yet once they hold the power they misuse it and insted of fighting with the power they take it and use it to make others cry.

Do Not Read- Just Thoughts Rolling...
I said don't read This may not concern you You may even think it dumb Those days come and go Don't you feel them too? What more can I say except O.K. STay My boggled- jumbled mind Spinning uncontrollably in my head once more Can not find the words to slide into 1st-today... Many agree with the feelings expressed in Poetry As if it speaks from there own recesses of their minds Others know it speaks loud to them Disown it anyway- Different strokes for different folks... As they say Still stands true for the love of Poetry... To this day Poetry is called venting to many... Who knows why Sometimes it's therapy- They don't understand it's a spiritual connection of some sorts- Not clearly understood but listened to closely and written anyway... To make one think is it's only deployment To share a care or concern It's important in our waking lives As a resolution to it all Surfaces in plenty of time.

One Day I Will Fly Away
I may get along, when love is gone Still, you made your mark, here in my heart One day I'll fly away Leave your love to yesterday What more can your love do for me? When will love be through with me? I follow the night Can't stand the light When will I begin My life again? One day I'll fly away Leave your love to yesterday What more can your love do for me? When will love be through with me? Why live life from dream to dream And dread the day when dreaming ends?

Eyes Filled
Driving by a car in my bus today - I saw a women crying uncontrollably! :( It Made me feel her pain deeply and knowing, she could not hold back while driving- :( ** Why do you drive Past me Eyes filled with many tears... sobbing uncontrollably I felt myself suddenly turn sad and blue Wondering what has happen to you ~? What has happened to someone you know... Please! Feel my prayers reach in your direction- I will say many... In hopes you feel the connection- Do not be sad Do not feel blue Someone is watching over you... As you drive through your day I will still be praying with you(for) you "Today"... Sending you smiles Along The WAy---- To Brighten your day!

I Don't Even Know What To Say About This
PITTSBURGH (AP) — A 15-year-old girl has been arrested for taking nude photographs of her self and posting them on the Internet, police said. The girl, whose identity was withheld, was accused of sending out photographs of herself in various states of undress and performing a variety of sexual acts. She sent them to people she met in chat rooms on the Internet, police said. Police seized her computer and found dozens of photographs stored on the hard drive. Authorities did not say how police learned about the girl. She has been charged with sexual abuse of children, possession of child pornography and dissemination of child pornography.

Tunning The Mood On To Bad Boy [ Adult ]
Putting myself in a hot lady's shoe and imagining how she would express it,I hope i do it right ,just for some F-f-f-f-fun! A funny but TRUE Peom- Thinking of appreciation and how it should NOT be forgotten in any form... I Want a Lick too A good cock is hard to find As we lick it all around No mans without a frown Does it matter? Who or what pampers it with T L C I don't believe it matters to the owner When it's a need with a high degree See it rise up and down Loving the strokes that brought it to its highest form With gentle and hard licks everywhere Using all the tricks that we believe and know profoundly With all that we know, practice and read... Men are busy in our lives It's important for all of us that we show them We really appreciate them If they deserve it... Is the golden key... I need to say in a more conservative way We need to show the men in our lives We appreciate what they do and say When they treat us like

Happy Fall To You
Happy Autumn to you You and you... May joyous surprises appear everywhere for your soul to be inspired by... To conquer and divide wisely in the forethought of the coming hour... To fill every corner of you're days and nights With beauty and inspiration to uplift you're many thoughts in flight May your problems be few... May your happiness be doubled and tripled As you journey through your Autumn Equinox at a turtles pace As the moon shows her lovely face Directing your inner lusts and true love for a special someone You've been thinking of... A new season is awaiting to be filled with desires and mysteries With winter trailing not far behind A warmth of a different kind... Looking forward to hot chocolate with marshmallows Stoking fireplaces with burning colorful embers burning brightly A NEW Year to cherish for few... I hope for all this for you in the upcoming season Let us reach out to the many Who feel desperation and d

I Hate When People Don't
I hate when people don't answer message or shout box. Anyways I wish I could meet more people that are local. I have made a few cool friends but I want people who will talk and do want to talk. I do lose hope from time to time. The few friend have been helping and keeping me from slipping to deep into a depression. Well I hope to make more friend soon.

A Cyber-hug Is Coming Your Way!!!
You know I would If I could I would reach out Through the film of this glass Give the biggest smooch and hug You shouldn't live with out You touch me like no other You know exactly who you are I smile when your face appears I smile when I read your heartfelt words You mystify You intrigue me Beyond all mentality It is you There! Your heart Told you. A cyber-hug is coming your way!!! Catch it... Hold it and guard it! Your friendship is one of a kind I will treasure till the end of time! My super friends here at the den!

1st Day Of Internship
omfg the gas station internship WORKS!! it's cold as anything but still!! there are amazing people that work there and some of the guys that come and go are hispanic and cute!! but yea, i feel butterflies cuz i'm so happy ^_^ i have to censor some of my thoughts so i dont anger anyone. ttyl ~ace~ PS: i'm obssessed with the fall out boy song "this aint a scene it's a death arms race"

New To Ct And Am Getting Nothing...
well i am new here to cherry tap and i wanna go far here but its hard when no one looks at your page or nothing but eh what ever lol lol i no im queer what do you want from me lol well give me some lovin!!!

What Am I?
BEAUTY OR BEAST? I peer into the mirror... I peer into a mirror am I beauty or beast no one can see my heart but others feel the radiance I emit as I reach out to offer a friendly smile a helping hand and let others see HE lives in me.

Steamy Arousal
Written for someone special with a heart full of love In the arousal of steamy thoughts He touches me in softness In the meditation of the beach My thoughts send her fragrance Quivering in intrigue In his gentle fingers touching He bathes her in mental messages As she daydreams of close encounters Where his spirit lifts her beyond California sunshine on Florida beaches Into a place so special She devours him tenderly

Love
A heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy but if you want it broken just give it to a boy he will hold you in his arms tell you he loves you untill he finds another bitch says to hell with you for your six months of pleasure nine months of pain three days in the hospital a baby without a name the baby is a bastered the mother is a whore and it would of never happened if the rubber hadent tore.

Tennessee Is Weird....
Here's how I figured that out... Tonight I'm heading over with a group of friends to watch a screening of Existo (www.existo.com) at a local theater. The money raised tonight is going to benefit a play that will be held there next month called Hanging Mary. Apparently it's the true story of a circus elephant nicknamed "Murderous Mary" that was publicly executed for murdering her handler in 1916 in a small town called Erwin, TN. I had to find out more about this. So I came upon this: http://www.blueridgecountry.com/elephant/elephant.html I told you.....Tennessee is weird.

A Poem Written By My Friend Crossphyre
Destiny I had a dream of our first kiss A precious dream that went like this As we walked by the babbling brook Away from me my breath mistook The world was peaceful and serene Where you were queen and I was king The sky above was a sea of blue A vision of love for me and you I knew right then someday I'd be Asking for your love upon one knee Though just a dream of our first date Inside it seems like futures' fate And if someday we find our souls embraced as if in rhyme Remember this and you will see That our first kiss was destiny! Martin Guy Kays Copyright ©2006 Martin Guy Kays

Something Deep Wild Tigress
The light is drunk with the darkness of the life, and as the dead leaf blown, hither and 'thither by the wind, it is lurching on the eonaeon of time, where death stalks freely as the visage of the strife. O my love! It’s time for us to ease, the secret of our heart, and waft them to the haven of our trust. Let us feel the embrace of freedom in our arms, and bury the tears in the chasm of our smiles. Arise, O the love of my life, resolve to burn the candle of our love, and be one, with the Sun and Moon in our eyes, under its shade, on the balmy couchette, in the train of our life. If however, we abstain from our union then we would incur sin. Alas! We ought to grieve. Besides, they will joke of our barrenness. And for us, held in a plethora, barrenness is worse than the death. We will fall into disgrace. Arise, O the love of my life, resolve to make love. Overcome your shyness, close your eyes, and then you will see, what has never been seen before.

Walk The Line...
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. ''I can't do that, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.'' ''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.'' ''Alright, we could get a blood sample.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.'' ''Fine then, just walk this white line.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm drunk.''

Rules Of Drunk Dialing!
Rules of Drunk Dialing: 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don’t remember it, it didn’t happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom, I’m in McDonald’s and they’re playing our song. I love you.” 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn’t want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they’ve ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this

A Child
A child was beat A child will cry Still his parents tell him these lies They say they love there child so dear Still all this child will know is fear He lives in darkness through the night afraid to wake for mornigs light He lives in shadows through out the day not knowing what to do or say When will this childs life begin when will his torment finally end

Dumbassery
You know what I find particularly amusing [I know my other equally gorgeous girlfriends on Myspace will readily agree]? Random emails from various boys that are CHOCK full of delicious retardation, bad lines and on more than one occasion - rancid vulgarity. My favourite from the past few days? "If I told u were beutiful, would u date me on the regular? [followed by two smiley icons and one wink icon] because U R beutiful." Now. Here is a prime example of retardation AND cheesy lines. However, I was unware of that fact that this a STOLEN cheeseball line until I was on the West Seattle Bridge today, making my journey home and heard none other than Justin Timberlake's falsetto Mariah Carey-esquely warbling out that very line. Interesting. However, as I am now in serious doubt as to your sexual orientation [seeing as how I do not know of a single straight male who would know the lyrics to JT's new song on the airwaves, or if they did, admit to it] I will unfortunat

Its The Truth
We all are seeking that special person who is right for us. But if you been through enough relationships, you begin to suspect that there is no right person, just different flavors of wrong. Why is this? Because you your self are wrong in some way and, and you seek out partners who are wrong in some complentary way. But it takes alot of living to grow fully in to your own wrongness. It isn't intil you finilly run up against your deepest deamons, your unsolvable problems, the ones that make you who you truly are, that you're ready to find a life long mate. Only then do you finlly know what you are looking for. You're looking for the wrong person. But not just any wrong person, the "right" wrong person, someone you lovingly gaze upon and think, "this is the problem that I want to have". I will find that special person who is wrong for me in just the right way!

The Menu For 2
Today I plan a menu of aphrodisiacs for two succulent love bites to wet loves appetite chocolate bonbon's fed to you by soft hands cherry in the center so seductive on the tongue Oysters on the half shell titillates the minds eye mollusks sensual shape and textures as they glide move and power, placing you in a trance sweet and dry wines lowers a lovers inhibitions flutes of bubbling Champagne to tickle your nose releasing endorphins in laughter's pleasures a Caribbean spiced carnal culinary feast will increase the heat in a lovers warmed loins then on to the sinful desserts of corporeal me

Anticipation
Body temperature elevated more then enough chest heaves and sweat beads pour out wanting you with a mix of Love and Lust hungered to taste the nectar of your lips down south Body writhing, agonizing, and yearning your touch Craving your secretions that leave me strung out coping with this compulsion to enjoy you is tough isatiable desire to kiss every inch of you with my mouth overwhelming desire to give you this passion's inferno a fiery, intense, consuming, raging, pulsing flame words cant express how i dont wanna stop but GO! Not chevy but hard like a rock! wont stop till you've came A point of satisfaction, pure ecstasy and body elated feeling of an exquisite thrill seeps out every pore the anticipation of this moment my mind couldn't have rated agonizing, with this temp rizin, erection throbbin like never before Chest heaves, with a hot erotic steamy electric breeze rigorous mind action leading to orgasmic reactions let me not ponder thi

Global Warming: The Cold, Hard Facts?
Global Warming is not due to human contribution of Carbon Dioxide By Timothy Ball Monday, February 5, 2007 Global Warming, as we think we know it, doesn't exist. And I am not the only one trying to make people open up their eyes and see the truth. But few listen, despite the fact that I was the first Canadian Ph.D. in Climatology and I have an extensive background in climatology, especially the reconstruction of past climates and the impact of climate change on human history and the human condition. Few listen, even though I have a Ph.D, (Doctor of Science) from the University of London, England and that for 32 years I was a Professor of Climatology at the University of Winnipeg. For some reason (actually for many), the World is not listening. Here is why. What would happen if tomorrow we were told that, after all, the Earth is flat? It would probably be the most important piece of news in the media and would generate a lot of debate. So why is it that when scientists who have

Another, But Never ......
When your lips kiss him do you think of me? When eyes close in passion who do you see? Who do you embrace while you're holding him? Whose face do you see while the lights are dim? Sometimes a question is better not asked... Sometimes it's better when heartaches are masked... Souls that are linked by eternity's fate Suffer sometimes through a smile so ornate. But dreams do come true and fantasy's real Breathing a name can profoundly reveal Beautiful thoughts and your feelings so true Because you felt I was thinking of you I know your heart now belongs to just me I know this great romance was meant to be.

My Family Friends And Fans
COME ON GUYS PLEASE HELP ME VOTE ON MY CONTEST!! I WOULD REALLY REALLY APPRECIATE IT!! :)) I ALWAYS HELP EVERYONE ELSE OUT!! :)) THANXS SO MUCH!! :)) I'LL NEVER ASK AGAIN!! :)) U GUYS R THE BEST!! :)) BTW I'M IN THE SWEET HEART CONTEST!! THANXS SO MUCH AGAIN!! :))

Not Really A Poem But..
lets play::tonight we shall play a game of wits and challenge, for you seem to think you have the knowledge of death we will play with your life. you think you know whats gonna happen to you, die at an old age and with a family and kids. the thing you didnt think of was the outcome of pushing my buttons...so tonight we shall play a game of life and death, and this my friend, i shall play for keeps.

The Ambassador In My Arms
I think you’re so beautiful And you’re so damn smart Out of all the guys, you picked me You make me feel, like I’m a king I never know what to say Because you take my breath away When I see you dance I forget everything I’m eternally grateful, that I have you You always know what to say You make all my worries disappear I think the only reason you’re Still me, is because the way you make laugh I never know what to say Because you take my breath away When I see you dance I forget everything I’m eternally grateful, that I have you At the club, when I found you I never thought I’d find love too I wish there something I could do So that you would know, how much I love you I never know what to say Because you take my breath away When I see you dance I forget everything I’m eternally grateful, that I have you

The Music
I cannot hear a sound you so close in this darkness surrounding my heart pain as I reach out you are gone from me alone,I cry weak and weary soon to die time there is none left I weeping tear wondering where you are my eyes are fading fast asleep I must go no pain must I feel my toes are numb my fingers I no not feel my lips a lighter shade of blue so I am being told from up above the lights are getting dimmer by the minute so I think no blanket shall I need for feeling cold I shall never feel anytime soon. ~*~

Sunday Feb 4, 2007 At The Red Stallion
Hey. Here's the latest update: Last night I sang a few songs that I've never sang before. First, I sang George Thorogood's "I Drink Alone". Then, I sang Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights" with (Splissa, my little sister, she's in my family here on CT). Then I sang Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back". I felt good about all three.

Virus Alert
BEWARE OF THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES.... The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy one The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care The Mi

Watchout For Robinhood
Robinhood and his merry men Carried the bow and arrow me friend Robin was real good Could put the arrow right center wood This I really understood At the start of me love life Not with me wife Got the arrow in the heart Hurt so badest it torest me apartest Thought Robin was the arrow shooter Hired by my lover I thought true r Hit me dead center Then I needed me soul mentor As the years past I tried to make me loves last Been arrowed so many times It just weakened me spine Can't break a strong back Got back on track Watching for that fool Robinhood Gonna breakest his arrows good

Mastercard Wedding
MASTERCARD WEDDING You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicio

Bubba & The Old Swimming Hole
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. "It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool...They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!" The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"

Just Little Sayings
"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it". "Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them". "Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive". "You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me". "Earth is the insane asylum for the universe". "God must love stupid people; He made so many". "Consciousness: That annoying time between naps". "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD". "The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson". "I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on".

"pick Me Up."
A guy is 71 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

My Mom
mom i miss u alot.i love u with all my hearty and soul i know u are in a better place with no more pain and suffering.passed away dec21 2006 buried her dec 24 2006.u were my life its hard knowing i cant pick up the phone to call u and tell u i love u..

To All My Friends., Family And Fans I Need Comment Bombs
i need comment bombs,, help me win this contest === '(¯`·._.·[såÞPhï®é]·._.·´¯)»-(¯`v´¯)-»Countess of Angels of Lestats Dark Covenant Family»-(¯`v´¯)-»' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-05 14:15:28'.. > >

Slimthroat44
its obvious u, silkyslim44, are scared of me or feel intimidated by me its vere immature and childish for u to report every background i set as nsfw if u dont like my page nobody is forcin u to look i think u like me er somthin nothin else would xplain why u are forcin urself to look at my page ...lol slimthroat but ur not my type

Ugh...
Ages past now and time without meaning Eternity and two thousand years have not mellowed the feeling Life’s greatest mystery carved in stone as strong Blessing bestowed upon the world before so long In all this earthly and celestial meld Cult of one thing from the beginning still held Hate’s as proud, this foul creature Plagued this Saint, the mainest feature Great as such still has come to reap Meant for peace our days to keep Forever the sight of doom, the dream of breath Truth now is – our love is Death Sleeping ground, graves’ reigning beauty Worlds extinguished – life’s ending duty Dread it was and love’s as hate Upon these days of crying fate Killer vicious, missing just Yearning though to return to the dust Jury decided guilty – comes the most cruel None as horridly evil as this last rule Quite the good received an Earth Only evolution lacked a mirth Screaming loud with all our wrath Most precious gift though is the Poetry of Death

Looking For My Juggalette...
well it's so hard in life right now. i still have gone nowhere and it's killing me i need to exist in society why am i the cast away. well fuck em and omfg i sound like a fuckin emo blah eww... any-who still looking for that juggalette (or two) to stand by my side

Contests
OK Im jumping on my soap box!! All these contest really are getting out of hand.Come on people,If you have a contest keep it short like three days max.Maybe even a week,but a month long. These contest that go on for a month are bullshit and Im tierd of all the bulletins about them.I have help people till Im getting carpaltunnel.Shit lets do something about this.Im done with all contest for at least two months.Sorry I had to get it off my chest.

Hello My Name Is Wooz
Wooz Moon is the best artist I have ever seen! She has been a longtime friend of mine on Myspace, and hails from France. Her painting and grafitti art are phenominal! here is a sneak peak... i love this girl! Magnifique!

Invisible Force
Lucifer... The Devil... Diablo... Satan! When one thinks of this understood Prince of Darkness.. we often tend to think of a man running around in all red with horns and complete with a pitch fork. Some think of someone like Leatherface or a cloaked demon-type creature. These imaginary visions of Satan tend to scare the shit out of anyone that thinks about it long enough. Alot of us with religious upbringing see the Beast as an invisible force.. lerking around every corner.. He even sits next to you in church putting sweet thoughts of a Corona during Sunday dinner or how sexy the stripper was the club last night completely distracting you from the preacher at the pullpit preaching God's word. But I've heard of another theory.. in reality.. Satan has no form at all. He walks the earth like the wind.. almost like God.. We can't see him but somehow know he's there. The Devil loves to manipulate and conquer bringing suffering and pain to everyone he touches. He does this through Love. I'

Your Eyes.....
Your eyes won't let my thoughts go back to sleep. Your words draw me across 2000 miles. I don't know you at all, and yet I know You better than my friends of many years. The days I spent with you are like a tape I play, rewind, play, rewind, and play. Whenever I remember something new, I feel as though you touched me on the cheek. I miss you as the grass awaits the wind, Or as the morning sky awaits the sun. Although I look for you in every doorway, I find only the darkness in my heart. Written by: Born N Raised *******This is my favorite yet!!******

A Poem.
If I Knew.......... If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything right.

A Letter To Lost Souls
when i close my eyes i see your smile, when i feel the wind breeze i know your watching, the sun makes it seem like its been a while, as the tears slowly find a way out of my eye-lid. the earth is cold, cold to the touch, knowing your gone, makes me miss you so much, the fear of uncertanty, the anguish of knowing, you were the one who stopped the pain from showing. i know you can here me, up their in the sky, all that i ask is that you hug me one last time, goodbye

Getting There
I got most of my data compiled now, which is good. I got a lot more than I thought I did. Tomorrow my friend and I will start putting everything into place and run with the paper from there. I have a whole notebook just with observation data now. Kind of good to have for future use.

~ The Troops Also Need To Support The American People ~
It is hard to believe some of the things that you see and read what is coming in our newspapers and TV these days. I hate war, i don't want to see one of our Mothers, Fathers, Sons & Daughters hurt or killed. But this is a different & terrible world we live in now, There is allot of people who wish us harmed. These Brave men and women have taken the call. Our military is all-volunteer. we have no draft. You can dislike war, but it is impossible to support the troops and not the mission. If you wish the mission to fail then our Brave troops fail. These men and women serve for love of country. Watch your News and TV don't let them get away with this. It burns my ass when i hear stuff like this mercenary? soldiers should be grateful? that they are young and naïve? The Troops Also Need to Support the American People By William M. Arkin I've been mulling over an NBC Nightly News report from Iraq last Friday in which a number of soldiers expressed frustration with opposition

January 20th - 26th
New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson is running for president. Which is good because every day we have thousands of new Mexicans who enter the country. Kansas Senator Sam Brownback says he is running. He said he’s going to follow the yellow brick road to the White House. Just watch out for the Wicked Witch of New York! If you run into her you can kiss your "Oz” goodbye!.....hahaha yeah i know that was corny Monday, January 22nd. This is called the gloomiest day of the year. Naomi Campbell was so depressed, she hit herself with a cell phone. It’s called Blue Monday. Especially if you’re a Patriots or Saints fan. The Bears won. That was lopsided. They beat the Saints 39-14. This is the first time someone has treated New Orleans worse than President Bush. The New England Patriots lost to the Indianapolis Colts. The Colts won 38-34. The Patriots almost had it and just let it slip away. So John Kerry, you’re not alone. President Bush spent the entire weekend preparing for the

And Yet
she turns to Him, in night-smitten cold, and looks into His, those eyes so old, the things they've seen, Eternity, As Witnessed by a Soul not free, to move upon this fickle world, it's ramparts with their flags unfurled, in places where mans' blood is spilled, She ponders, as she looks at Him, whose Life has Seen Hope Rise and dim, whose Journey still is not yet done, nor will be with this passing sun, He has walked, yes, even Loved, the frail mortals His Soul Moved, For tho He sees within HimSelf, His bane is yet to doubt the Wealth, and so she shows Him yet again, His Love and Journey Not in Vain, For travelling on the Cosmic Wheel, His Soul, Immortal, Now Doth Feel. ^Uyraell^ 2/03/2007,

All I Want, All I Ever Want
Do you believe in heaven above Do you believe in love Don't tell me a lie Don't be false or untrue It all comes back to you Open fire on my burning heart I've never been lucky in love My defenses are down A kiss or a frown I can't survive on my own If a girl walks in And carves her name in my heart I'll turn and run away Everyday we've all been led astray It's hard to be lucky in love It get's in your eyes It's making you cry Don't know what to do Don't know what to do Looking for love Calling heaven above Send me an angel Right now Empty dreams can only disappoint In a room behind your smile But don't give up, don't give up You can be lucky in love

Watcha-concrete Lie
Concrete lie, unyielding part of your reality, you can dispose of me what ever you might think I bid you welcome to your nightmare, I Live inside near the things repressed I'm your conscience, why so anxious? You can't get rid of me so easily I am what you are, a lodestar in your mind I'm your burden in your dreamland, the pain in the neck I'm at the root of your worries, of all sleepless nights I am what you are, a lodestar in your mind, I am what you are, I'm your concrete lie Concrete, concrete lie, sanekassalkapapasse Don't you give a damn for my deeds, for my needs? Denying the voice of mine Calling you, calling you, â€œbiriamaâ€ cuz I'll get ya! See I'm everywhere in the air, in the eyes, everywhere you look around Cuz I am, just I am, â€œbiriamâ€ I'm concrete lie! No! Do not even try to resist, to decline, to refuse, cuz you can't escape my power No! I'm your concrete lie! Inner lie! Concrete, concrete lie, sanekassalkapapasse ---------------- Franco-meta

Hmm.....
wow I haven't even posted a blog yet... simply amazing! I've been getting to know lots of people on here and can't wait to meet as many as I can!!! For some reason the men tend not to read my about me section where it plainly says that I'm not looking for male fun but only female... However....this does not mean I don't want male friends....but seriously there's no point to asking me to hook up unless your female. Just wanted to get that out there. :) I'm an open book so anything you want to know about me just ask away.............

Rhythmic Embrace
Rhythmic Embrace Aug 20 2006 By Raven NightSpell When my heart beats a bounding And me legs are a flound'ing 'Tis the radiance astounding And my hearts deep seeded needing For another’s heart to be beating Quickly now and still much faster Only this be not knowing And for this I wish were showing Wile fluttering hearts silently moaning Only this I wish were true Oh to be something new This one thing I wish to do One thing I do hope to be This thing that I may never see For my souls wanting surrender As the music holds my wanting And the rhythm so unstopping For this my will becomes undaunting The music moves divine and grace Unyielding hold from this place Beaming flush upon my face Entrancing dance is my hold Heat arising from where, untold Truly wanting to give in My strength within quickly fleeting From the music sensual beating Ending in simple wanting, needing. ( phew needed to get that out for a wile )

Pics
JUST THOUGHT OUT OF MY 5 HUNDRED AND SOMETHING FRIENDS THAT ONLY TWO RATED THEM. PLEASE FRIENDS AND FANS HELP ME OUT. I WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU AND HAVE DONE ALOT FOR MANY OF MY FRIENDS. THAT IS WHY WE ARE FRIENDS, I HOPE SO ,THANK YOU , MUCH PEACE N LOVE TO ALL EVEN IF YA DON'T RATE THEM:)

A Desperate Cry
A Desperate Cry Nov. 23 2003 by Raven NightSpell In this night the darkest blight has befallen me. As I try to bear in mind what things that may be. These harsh and cold thoughts run through me. Time ticks by my thoughts begin to fly. Each thought grows harsher than the last. Every time I look time seems to pass to fast. As each minute passes I feel even more must have past. Every thing is getting dim every thing begins to spin With every passing moment my soul seems to fray. Every minute seems an hour and every hour turns a day. The world around me is dark, dim and turning gray. My fear my terror that which haunts my very core. I fear the light, *that once bright and glorious light* is fading fast. This lights guiding radiance once brought me out of darkness. Sadly disparagingly seemingly loosing its brilliance. Oh the fear the suffering the panicked blindness. Faster and faster I run never stopping never resting. Again faster and faster still as the light

Online Postings...consider This Thought
With the recent suits against MySpace.com, YouTube and various entertainment companies regarding website content, leaks and inappropriate promotional tactics I'm just going to add my 2 cents. Freedom of speech is one thing, the freedom of information act had some good intent, but at what point do we start considering personal safety, right to privacy and appropriate ethical behavior when it comes to our actions. The only thing that saves MySpace.com, and to some degree the higher powers here at CT as well, is that this is considered a public forum and doesn't fall under anything that could be defined as "private". Remember though intent and content are the key factors in determining the ability for a case to go forward and be tried when you get down to the basics. I'm just waiting for the day when MySpace, CT or YouTube gets a subpoena or court order and violates it and then the corporate unraveling begins. I'm curious as to how many instigations are started due to the fact that

A Soldiers' Night Before Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL

Remember The Soldiers
REMEMBER THEM Another soldier dies today, we pray and say we really cared He gave his life so we could live and other lives be spared So why do some hate that man for what he believes is right For without his love and sacrifice, our lives would be a constant fight So hate not that man of the military who is willing to die for you Give them your love and support to help them make it through For if he was not there to fight the battles that you would not undertake Your life would be meaningless and your life someone else would take For the military men and woman that risk their lives to keep us safe each day Are the real heroes of this world and for their safety we should pray So ask yourself would you face all the terrible risks that they constantly endure So you can sit in your freedom of place, a place that they secure We the military are not inhuman, not criminals, not people without a heart We ask not for sympathy, just your support while we are far apart And

Fastball-the Way
They made up their minds And they started packing They left before the sun came up that day An exit to eternal summer slacking But where were they going without ever knowing the way? They drank up the wine And they got to talking They now had more important things to say And when the car broke down they started walking Where were they going without ever knowing the way? Chorus: Anyone could see the road that they walk on is paved in gold And its always summer, theyll never get cold Theyll never get hungry Theyll never get old and gray You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere They wont make it home But they really dont care They wanted the highway Theyre happy there today , today The children woke up And they couldnt find em They left before the sun came up that day They just drove off And left it all behind em But where were they going without ever knowing the way? Anyone could see the road that they walk on is paved in gold And its always su

I Knew It Lol
You Scored a 97% which means you are a .... You are a passionate lover. You are the complete package and you recieve the complete package. You are NOT selfish and yet you still don't get walked all over. You're what everyone looks for and you show the opposite sex what it is like to truly be loved. Anyone who gets you is truly lucky.What kind of lover are youTake More Quizzes

Applcation For Valentines Day
Looking for someone to spend Valentines Day with! He must be nice, funny, interesting and wants to have fun! He must also live in the same state as me and must not live anymore than 45 minutes to an hour away! If anyone is interested, apply below with the following: Full Name: Age: How you know me: Why you think you would make a good date for Valentines Day: Where you would take me and what we would do on Valentines Day: All applications must be in by February 10, 2007 or sooner! ;)

Do I Make You Proud??
Do I Make You Proud By Taylor Hicks I've never been The one to raise my hand That was not me And now that's who I am Because of you I am standing tall My heart is full Of endless gratitude You were the one The one to guide me through Now I can see And I believe It's only just beginning This is what we dream about But the only question with me now Is do I make you proud Stronger than I've ever been now Never been afraid of standing out Do I make you proud I guess I've learned To question is to grow, That you still have faith, Is all I need to know, I've learned to love, My selfish part of me, And I've learned to Walk on the road I believe. Everybody needs to rise up Everybody needs to be loved To be loved Everybody need to rise on Everybody needs to be loved, to be loved This is what we dream about But the only question with me now Is do I make you, do I make you proud This is what we dream about Never b

Random Thoughts On Turtles Fucking
ok. this is completely random, even for me. I saw a picture of 2 turtles fucking yesterday and it reminded me of a guy i was...well, fucking, until recently. I know that sounds crass, but even with all his "I love you"'s and other bullshit, we never were in a relationship. Anyway, it surprised me for several reasons. 1. i've never seen turtles fucking before. 2. i wanted to copy the pic and email it to him because it was funny and reminded me of him. 3. that is not normal behavior for me. After we stopped...seeing eachother, i spent a few days royally pissed off @ him. A few more royally pissed off @ myself for believing his bullshit. Then i got over it. I deleted his phone numbers, pictures, emails, email address...yadda yadda yadda. I can honestly say i have no desire to see him again, no desire to speak to him (not even to tell him off, and that surprised even ME), and certainly no desire to have him cross my mind ever again. Yet, here i was, laughing my ass off and thinking

Lol, So Funny
I am getting back online and trying to get caught back up on the cherry tap here, giving people comments back and so forth I always try to get back to everyones page that leaves me something. Larry thanks for the cherry blast you got me, that was so sweet. I changed my page. I always like change in case you noticed, lol, there so much music I like and pics I want to share, and sayings I love or that caught my eye, thats why I change, and it keeps my page looking new!!!! Kisses Alyse

Whats Going On In My Life....
I am sorry I have not been online alot lately but there is a reason for that. My mothers cancer has come back and its not good at all. They found about 10 cancer cells in her back and 3 cells are hitting her liver. I have not been able to sleep real well since I found this out. My father is so stressed out he is having chest pain. I am very worried about both my parents. I wont be on much here, but I hope I can keep all my friends.

Contests
I'd like to do a few contests....hottest midwest, eastcoast, westcoast, and southern ladies...4 contests...would like to have 8 women in each if possible...would be based on comments of course...winners will recieve either a ring,cherry, or earrings...dependent upon what they want...anyone interested??