Fubar Blog Posts 3

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Desperate ******************************************** Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGH! T YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0

What Are True Friends?
What are true friends and how do you know if you really have any? Are they the ones that are there for you through good and bad, thick and thin? Or are they the ones that are just there? Are they the ones that tell you things that are going on in life? Or the ones that hide them and not say anything? Are they the ones that will do anything for you? Or are they the ones that will do anything when the time is right for them? Are they the ones that will talk to you all night long when something goes wrong? Or are they the ones thay will run and hide? What is a true friend and how do you know if you have any?

" If We Had Sex"
If We Had Sex..... don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow?

Surprise Ending
Giving Up wine... I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner? 'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me. 'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked. 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.' 'Will you spend this on a nail salon instead of food?' I asked. 'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. ' I haven't had my nails done in 20 years!' 'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.' The homeless woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.' I said

In Just One Month
In Just One Month ... by Jaime Frodyma My eyes have been reopened; My breath has been revived. The life I thought too hard to live, I've learned that I'll survive. My tears no longer hide in shame, My self-esteem has grown. My fears have all diminished, knowing I am not alone. My personality has soared; My laughter fills the air. A smile now lines my face, where once there was despair. My soul has been awakened, My heart has been renewed. My mind and body satisfied, all because of YOU!

Poems
Believing in miracles can sometimes bring joy.Such as the birth of a girl or of a boy. The challenge of problems were brought to me this day.So I got down on my knees and started to pray. But unknown to me it was such a surprise.I was given a miracle in such a small size. She's my little angel disabled they say.That makes her more special in her own little way. So now lord I ask as sure as I breathe.Stand by my angel and dont never leave. So help me guide her.and lend us your hand and bless my small angel and make her life grand. to our daughter brooklyn. born 1-30-03

Mermaid
You scored as Mermaid, Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid67% Angel67% Faerie59% Dragon42% WereWolf8% Demon0%

The Star Feathers/ Cherokee Legend
A long time ago a warrior of roving disposition went down into the white settlements toward the east, where for the first time he saw a peacock. The beautiful long feathers surprised and delighted him, and by trading some valuable Indian possession of his own he managed to buy a few of them, which he took with him to the mountains and hid, until he was ready to use them, in an old beaver lodge under the river bank. To get into the beaver lodge he had to dive under the water. Then he set to work secretly and made himself a headdress, with the long peacock feathers in the front and trailing out behind and the shorter ones at the sides. At the next dance he wore the new headdress, and asserted that he had been up to the sky and that these were star feathers. He made a long speech also, which he pretended was a message he had received from the star spirits to deliver to the people. Everyone wondered at the beautiful feathers, so different from any they had ever seen before. They m

Lounges
Can't decide whether or not to create a lounge. Is it really worth it? After all, I'm too shy to chat to most people (believe it or not!) and I wouldn't have the first clue how to customise it to make it look interesting...

Bored
So here I sit at home, with not a whole lot to day. Listening to music, should be cleaning, or doing something productive. Laundry maybe. Instead I sit here, chatting with my friends because that makes happy. I don't want to go anywhere I don't want to do anything but veg like a total lazy ass. YAY I think I will. Anyway. So I have x-mas presents to buy. A year subscription to x-box live for my brother, and a few things for mom Online shopping here I come Oh and I need to get laid. bad --- Vampi is the best in the whole wide world. My life would be totally incomplete without her.

This Is Why I Trust Noone On The Internet
No Charges in MySpace Teen Suicide Case ST. LOUIS, Mon Dec 03, 06:56 PM People who sent cruel Internet messages to a 13-year-old girl before she committed suicide won't face criminal charges, a suburban St. Louis prosecutor announced Monday. St. Charles County prosecutor Jack Banas said that while he understands the public outrage over Megan Meier's death, he could not find statutes allowing him to charge anyone in the case. "We were certainly hopeful that there was going to be some sort of prosecution, but I'm certainly not surprised," said Megan's mother, Tina Meier. The Dardenne Prairie girl's parents say she hanged herself Oct. 16, 2006, minutes after she became distraught over mean messages received through the social networking site MySpace. She died the next day, and weeks later her family learned that a boy she had been communicating with online did not actually exist. A police report said that a mother from the neighborhood and her then-18-yea

Friends Looking For Kings For Contest For The 2007 Fubar King
LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2007-2008 KING AND QUEEN CONTEST. STARTING 12/30/07- 01/13/08.NEED AT LEAST 10 FOR EACH TO BEGIN! WEAR THIS CROWN FOR THE 2007-2008 YEAR!! PRIZES 1. PIC MUST BE RIP TO ENTER 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 3. MUST RATE/FAN AND ADD THE HOST 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. BLOCKED IS THE RESULT. 5. NO DOWN RATING OF ANY KIND 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE WILL BE SPLIT PRIZES. 8. ANY QUESTION COME TO THE HOST NOT A CONTESTANT FOR ANY INFORMATION OR CONCERNS. 9. MUST HAVE AT 150 COMMENTS A DAY TO STAY IN CONTEST. PRIZES 1 ST PLACE IS 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE ONE WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND EAR RINGS(FEMALE) AND DIAMOND RING FOR THE (MALE) PLEASE CONTACT AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR FOR ALL MALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST: AKAMRS. T/lil pleasure/ lil business@ fubar ! PLEASE CONTACT BIG PAP

Drama Free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drama Queen or King? Well u guys say we girls are Drama Queens lol.. and for sure i hate it when i have to be agree with u...but what i figure out, u guys are Drama Kings as well...and some of them doing a pretty good job on it :-P Laying around home, being sick..geezz u getting pretty boring...and u have plany time to think..so i try to think what cause Drama. I am on the point right now, Drama between a couple it cause when they are not honest and lie constantly..well to stop that Drama u should sit down and talk about it.. try to work things out..when its keeps causing Drama then u might need to move on in u re life..well to move on its not always easy, but both sides need to find a way to deal with it..need to face it. Drama between a ex couple its bad too...why does it happen? Well i guess it happen cuz some of these 2 can not let go, or 1 of these 2 people still have some feelings for the other one..maybe they feeling missunderstanding...maybe one think the other one done

Military Reserve Duty
Well everyone. I have to go away to do my annual active duty training. For those who did not know, I am a reservist in the Coast Guard. I used to be active duty but a few years back, went into the reserve.I will try to answer or check my e-mail when I can bit for those who have Yahoo IM, let me know, I have Yahoo IM through my cellphone. I will be home before the holidays but I hope everyone will be ok and yes,I hope to keep in touch with each and everyone of you if you wish..... let me know how we might keep in touch, either through e-mail, Yahoo IM , or if you know or feel comfortable with me, we can exchange numbers or info..... let me know. Hugs to all of you and take care! Pete

On Yer Knees :d
Dancing with danger right until dawn The sin that you buy and you sell Mom and daddy said "the life that you've led, You'll party you're way straight to hell" On Your knees,You shall be on your knees Cos I want you on your knees You shall be on your knees And I need you on your knees You shall be on your knees Cos I want you on your knees You shall be on your knees Playing with fire, lust in you burns Reflecting the flames in your eyes Sex and pain insane, they're really the same [ Lyrics provided by www.mp3lyrics.org ] Misused and confused, bound and tied On Your knees,You shall be on your knees Cos I want you on your knees You shall be on your knees And I need you on your knees You shall be on your knees Cos I want you on your knees You shall be on your knees On your knees that's where you all shall be Well I bid you come taste your first deadly sin Riding the wild wind and the door to submission Will open and you shall fall in On Your knees,You s

Amy Winehouse - Back To Black
He left no time to regret, Kept his dick wet, With his same old safe bet. Me & my head high, And my tears dry, Get on without my guy. You went back to what you knew, So far removed From all that we went through. And I tread a troubled track, My odds are stacked, I go back to black. We only said goodbye with words I died a hundred times You go back to her And I go back to I go back to us I love you much It's not enough You love blow and I love puff And life is like a pipe, And I'm a tired penny rolling up the walls inside. We only said goodbye with words I died a hundred times You go back to her And I go back to... We only said goodbye with words I died a hundred times You go back to her And I go back to... Black Black Black Black Black Black Black I go back to... I go back to... We only said goodbye with words I died a hundred times You go back to her And I go back to We only said goodbye with words I died a hundred times You go ba

The Seed
The Seed A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together. He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO. I have decided to choose one of you. "The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued." I am going to give each one of you a SEED today - one very special SEED. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO" One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Everyday, he would water it a

Newberry
Ever since I got back to Florida, the biggest question I've been asked is... What now?!?... Well in this blog I wil tell you what's next in my life... The biggest thing is find a job... I have two different jobs I am looking at... and it depends whats the better offer that works for me and my girls... Now I have been asked am I gonna stay in Florida for long... and the answer is... Yes... No matter where I went... I always came home to Newberry, Florida... Well after so many time of me coming back home here... I figure... This is where I belong... I have too much family and memory here to risk leaving them behind again... Its something I have come to realize today while going to one of my interviews... I came to this area when I was 15... and since then it been the place I call home... I'm a Florida boy... just how it is... I can think back to all the memories I have had in this area... Every tattoo I have came from Florida... This is the state that Trisha is buried in... This the

My Results: "are You Ready For A New Boyfriend?"
You are Ready to Date Again If you're not out there already, you should be. Your ex is long gone from your heart, and you are ready for another relationship. Any guy you meet gets a clean slate - and no emotional baggage. Congratulations, you've gotten completely over him. Now, on to a better guy :-) It's time for you to start dating! Post your photo and profile on a bunch of personals sites. Before long, you won't have any more lonely Saturday nights. Are You Ready for a New Boyfriend?

Random Poem
The pain inside of me, Grows more everyday. The feeling of 'love'... Emotion's course... Is taking it's own way. I cant help this feeling that I have. I cant help but to feel... And I feel it, really bad. I'm sick of the stomach pains. Knowing there's a chance... We'll never be together... But the feeling will always last. I know, deep deep inside, That I love her with all my heart. But does the feeling, That I feel... Is she feeling it too? Does she know that I do truly love her? Does she know I wont hurt her? Will she understand, That I want to be there... Holding her in bed? I want to touch her warm sweet face, And hear the words "I love you" That would make me smile... And my heart would melt so quick. So the days will past, Get old they will... But I'll still be here waiting... For the day she she's me here, Her's for the taking. So please, dont make me wait, Much longer than I've already had. Even though I'll always be here... My heart is beating

Our Day Is Our Choice To Start Off With.
Start with joy There's a reason why the sunrise is so beautiful and magnificent. It sets the stage for a positive, fulfilling day. When you start the day by choosing to be joyful, you put yourself in a creative, effective state of mind. You'll make yourself better able to handle whatever may come your way during the day. A relationship that gets off to a positive start at the very beginning will quickly flourish and build great value. You can forge a positive relationship with each day when you begin it in a joyful way. Even if the day is gray and gloomy you can choose to start it with a positive experience of your own making. Fulfillment comes to those who make it happen, and there's no better time than the beginning of your day to start moving forward. There's an endless list of ways in which you can begin the day on a positive note. And the days that start well have the best chance of going well. A new day arrives, ready to be lived. Choose to start it with joy.

New Town, New House
New House, New Town (Straight) It had been a year since Sara’s divorce became final. With her 45th birthday just a few months away, she felt a new job in a new town, was be just what she needed. She sent resumes to a several different cities, to see what offers she would get. She had spent her last eight years, as the office manager to an accounting firm in Chicago. After a few weeks, she was getting offers from coast to coast. After looking over a handful of nice offers, she decided to give Nashville a chance. She found a nice big frame house, just about 20 minutes from downtown. She knew it would take a bit of work getting it as she wanted it. Being on her own now, she figured she could take her time and fix it JUST to suit her. She was settling into her new job as office manager, for a downtown publishing company. The people seemed nice enough and the hours were great. She spent her first few weeks unpacking and trying to organize things at home. With

Where Are You Christmas
Where are you christmas it isnt the same this year, where did the laughter go. Where are you christmas and where are all the decorations. Where is the family that use to be here when we opened our christmas gifts. Where are you christmas did you get lost, and where is the christmas tree that we use to gather around. Where did it all go. Where are you Christmas where are the smiles that use to say Merry Christmas. Where are you christmas I am not the same person i use to be, been doing alot of changing over the years. Where are you Christmas just isnt the same this year. It seems christmas is lost this year. Where are you, and where is the laughter that this year use to bring. Hiding somewhere in the pain of what use to be. Where are You christmas, and why can't I find you this year. Where are you christmas someday I will find you again.

I Feel Like Ranting Today.....dr.cox Style.
OK, listen up all you Shirley's out there! I am so sick and fucking tired of listening to people whine, whine, whine. Come on Suzy Q, grow a big hairy pair will ya for crying out loud?!? You make me want to stick sharp pointy things in my ears so bad I am starting to envy the deaf, oh and the blind. it is almost as bad to have to actually look at you while you whine, as it is to hear you! Mommy, mommy, my ponytails are to tight, and yes you do look fat in that dress, and for the love of God and Country will you please put down that cheeseburger you fat bitch, so I never have to hear those words again. Gee Susan, I am really fucking sorry you missed your bus because you had to wait in line like a good little girl.....wait, no I am not! Honey, sweetheart, baby-cakes......I don't give a rats ass if you think I am not listening to you.....cause I am not, and its all your fault for letting your gigantic boobs hang out all over. No really hun I am taking you seriously....it's just the

Show Me Your Colours
"Show Me Your Colours" You cast your spell over me Don't know where to turn to anymore I see your face Every morning when I wake up Every night when I go to bed You're here with me Somehow, don't know how I can feel you right now So close, so real Do, do-do, do-do Show me your colours Show me Show me your colours Show me Don't break this spell I'm in Please don't break my heart Show me Show me your colours, baby Tell me who you really are I know you want what I want Far away, but still within our reach Do you dare? Are you brave enough to show me What your heart really wants to I say your name to myself out loud Wanna have you all around Like a cover for the cold on the outside Making love in the candlelight Do, do-do, do-do Show me Show me your colours Show me Don't break this spell I'm in Please don't break my heart Show me Show me your colours, baby Tell me who you really are Baby Don't tell me I mean nothing After all you di

One Of My Personal Favorites
The tears you've cried The lies they lied Those angry hands Poor excuse for a man Can't turn back time There's no rewind You try to deal Don't want to feel You'd rather be numb Easier said than done Tried so hard To define who you are Breaking thier mold Taking control To succeed is to try Don't be denied A life on your terms Dare to be heard Learn to rely On those that won't hide Don't dispose Those that bestow A haven of rest Count yourself blessed For those by your side Let them provide Thier love and support It's what friends are for Let them be there Allow them to care They understand pain And the scars that remain So be strong Keep keeping on Every mountain you climb One day at a time

Sts-122 Atlantis Set For Another Launch Attempt (update)
(UPDATE)Atlantis Is A "Go" for Sunday Launch Attempt. Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton Image Above: Atlantis delivers the Columbus Module to the ISS. The Columbus Module is the largest contribution to the ISS by the European Space Agency (ESA). Dec. 8 - 6:15 p.m. EST Space shuttle Atlantis is scheduled to launch Sunday, Dec. 9, at 3:21 p.m. EST from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Shuttle program managers made the liftoff decision after three days of reviewing data on a problem with fuel sensors. Atlantis' scheduled launch on Thursday was delayed after two of the four engine cutoff, or ECO, sensors in the shuttle's external fuel tank gave false readings. (see image below for sensor bank location). A third sensor failed after the tank was drained of fuel. The sensor system is one of several that protect the shuttle's three main engines

My Love
My love ~Tony Martinez My love Do you feel me? Do you really understand? Do you really understand how truly deep? Do you know how much I ache for you? When I scream at night Do you hear me? When I cry in the shower Do your arms ache to be around me? I tell you I love you I know you hear me But do you really listen? Baby please tell me Do you really love me With a passion that is unending That can't be quenched I know it's hard But damn it baby It's harder not knowing I need you more than anyone will know But I need to know even more Please baby dont hold back It hurts so much not knowing My love Do you feel it Do you know it Do you return it My love

Pregnancy Q And A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was b

I Was Just Thinking Out Loud.
Time and things have really changed. What ever happened to the times when a dude could write his number on a piece of paper and give it to a girl, and she would call him later ? Now you can't even walk up to a girl and talk to them that easily anymore.They look at u like u r crazy or u r a friggin psycho . Ladies,just for the record, words can't kill u so easily ok. You know what ? We all need to slow down. Let's remember to appreciate the finer things in life. Some people don't know what's the finer things in life. If you don't know, then i can't help u. And the finer things in life is not going to a Party either. A quick example is takin a little trip to somewhere really elegant or classy, Going to a day spa ,going out for Sunday brunch etc..... P.s. This is not pertaining to anyone in particular. Lol

No Girl Deserves This !!
Girl: Hey Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?????" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freak! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! (The nerve!! soo superficial!!) Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mo

More Ex-gf Drama!
So i come home from okinawa, and i meet this girl, kim. she's a catwalk model, singer, etc. unbelievably gorgeous. we go out on a few dates, and hit it off very well. those dates, by the way, john landis could not have set up a better series of perfect dates. the only thing that would make them better is john cusack, a symphony orchestra, white doves, and fireworks on cue. she meets my best friends, they think she's heaven-sent, everything is going great. kim is basically marriage material. like fly-out-to-vegas-married-by-elvis material. i like everything about her, she feels the same. so the last date, we go to see THE GRUDGE. that should be enough foreshadowing for anyone. so while we're driving to the theater, she drops the "let's just be friends" bomb. which, the mere mention of the phrase, makes emo freaks start cutting themselves. THEN, i get into a fender bender on the highway (hint: woman driver stops in the middle of the on ramp). THEN, halfway through t

Must Buy Vip Scam
Share this! SOLUTION TO BAR TAB TROUBLE created @ 2007-12-09 19:07:59 -- expires in: 21 hr [EVERYONE] IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO STOP YOUR FRIEND FROM SEEING EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING ON THE SITE YOU MUST BUY A VIP. VIP HOLDERS ARE THE ONLY ONES GIVEN THE OPTION TO TURN OFF EVERYTHING THEY DO FROM FRIENDS.NICE WAY TO FORCE EVERYONE TO BUY A VIP. SO I'M ASKING YOU TO VOTE YES THIS IS PURE BS OR NO IT IS A GREAT THING FOR ALL MEMBERS OF FUBAR.

Her
I find myself yearning to touch her, Though in the most innocent places. My fingertips across her cheekbone, My eyes breathing her soul. My heart is her playground, And my soul her guide. Longing to hold the softness of her hand, To embrace the wholeness of her light. Flutters from within my depths, Footsteps imprinted on my life, Of her glowing smile, And tender gaze, so deep, but not drowning

I Need Help...
I just got me a 3 day blast from one of my great friends.....Andrea....THANKS!!!!!!!! I'm just in a mega-rut here.....i have no fucking clue on what picture to use, or what to even say. Can you all give me some tips on how to make my BLAST a GREAT BLAST???? Much Ablidged, Derek

Keep It Natural
You know how some people are always saying "Keep it real"? Well, I think there is something to be said about keeping it natural. Natural is as real as it gets. There are so many things in our lives that are fake or made up or enhanced or lifted or tucked. Is it any wonder we don't know who we really are anymore? Or that so many suffer from depression or identity crises? We've all grown up reading magazines, watching television and have been constantly preached at on a daily basis about what we have to "be" in order to be considered "beautiful" or "sexy" or "hot". When I was growing up I was a chubby kid, I still am chubby. I've gained weight and lost weight so many times I lost count of how many different diets my mother put me on. My mother would even tell me at the table when she had cooked my favorite meal, that I didn't "need" a second helping. Yet she would force feed me tomatoes, which I detested. She even went so far as to recite "Chubby, chubby, two-by-four

Whiny Drunk Girl Part Ii - Stop The Pain
He didn't hear her. He just walked away. She felt so alone now. She just wanted him to pay. To suffer like she did. To feel the pain inside her now. He'd never get it. She had to make him feel it somehow. The pain in her heart. The void in her soul. No attention from him was getting old. He didn't notice. He just pretended to care. She didn't feel like he was ever there. He had to move on. He couldn't take anymore. She was always crying. She didn't know happiness like she did before. He tried to be there. He tried to understand. He smiled through bitter tears. He stayed when he could have ran. She pushed him away. Pulled him back again. Pushed him some more. Emotionally beat the hell out of him. She called him a liar. Accused him of infidelities. They were never together. She couldn't face reality. He said he was sorry. So many times. He was unsure. Of the nature of his crimes. She couldn't forgive him. She would never forget. The lie

Once More Again
Stuff and more stuff. Ups and downs. Life in all its wonder. Grrr. Yay! So yeah anyways. Star light, shadow night. The sleeper has awaken. Fulfilled is fate's design. The one who waits in line. No lies and decit. The way to make life complete. Watching, waiting, loving, hating. We all go around on the ride. I paid your ticket price, as you pay mine. Locked together, but free as well. Damn the rest straight to hell. Mind linked with heart's desire. Illuminated by star's bright fire. Games to play, not for me. I know what will be, will be. Sitting back, to let it go. Riding on life's flow. Do the best that you can. Try to follow my own plan. Left or right, doesn't matter. Returned again to those who chatter. Welcome home again.

I Am The King Pimp
One, two, three, four, on the street corner is where I keep my whores. Tit for tat Tat for tit, if bitch ain’t got my money, she gonna get hit. My bitches won’t leave you limp, so proclaims the only King Pimp, To one and all and to all and one. If you fuck with me, you had best run quick, cuz I’ll damn sure cut off your dick. Its good to be the king and that’s no lie, draped from head to toe in bling. And now its time to say good-bye, time is money and I’ve a business to run. Listen ho, don’t make me get louder. Bitch where is my baby powder?

Impressions
Impressions, in the softened Earth. The delicate sounds, of laughter and mirth. Water rushes, over rounded stones. Contemplations of, how you have grown. Snow capped mountains, beckon you near. To find the peace., that you've needed for years. Moments that define, who you intrinsically are. Don't question the Fates, just look to the stars. For within the shadows, along the edges, you will see. All that is, and all that will be. Ruth Anna Brown-Weems Copy Right, All Rights Reserved November 6th, 2006

Fucking Read
Ok one more time to say...last time i will say it. I am not looking for any realationship on that freaking website...i having 3 or no 4 friends i am talking every day on here...friends i thought i trust, friends i do care, friends i like...and i can call them by names..Mike, Johnny and Val. I am open to everybody and i am not here to hurt people, play people or have a drama on it. I am 32 years now and i had so much drama in my fucking life, i dont need it anymore... When somebody can not read its not my god damn fault..but read my blogs and read my about me..there is one person i care much more then i ever thought and that is Nick. So how that heck i can hurt people, or how the heck people think they need to protect other once from me not getting hurt? How more i need to be open?

For All The Haters.....
As I was posting my last blog entry, I recalled all the times that I have bitten my tongue in the mumms. Well, I will post this as a blog, because these folks likely do not take the time to read anything longer than a comic strip, anyways!! I love my security, and knowing that we are the "BAD-ASSES" on the block! For many generations now, WE are the ones that the world turns to when the wolf is at the door. Now, because of a group of people who couldn't help themselves before we got there, WE are the bad guys in the world (smacks a little of jealousy, dont ya think?). Unfortunately, the ones who REALLY suffer are the men/women in uniform, just doing the jobs they are given. Okay; here's my bottom line: ALL YOU PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD WHO DISRESPECT OUR SOLDIERS......... GO TO FUCKIN HELL, AND TAKE ALL YOUR LITTLE-MINDED, UN GRATEFUL, PUNK-ASS BITCH FREINDS WITH YOU!!!!! And for those who spit in the face of the very flag that allows you to do so, yet still sit in the squ

H O S T I L I T Y
As I Sit Here & Wonder Not One Word To Say All These Thoughts Bouncing In Every Way Anger Builds Up Inside Me Tears Running Down My Face Trying Each & Every Possiblity Making Sure Every Point Is Made For FEAR It Will Overcome ME, MY LIFE, MY SOUL, MY TRACE...... written by BUTTERFLYBOMB December 11, 2007 10:30 p.m.

Maybe
MAYBE Maybe someone's out there who's thinking of me Wishing that somehow he would soon see me Maybe out there, somebody's longing to be with me Praying that soon, he could then be with me. Maybe somewhere in the world, someone is waiting Wanting to be with me so bad that he's hurting Maybe somewhere in the midst of busy life, Someone's wishing that I could be his wife. Maybe sometime in my life someone would come And tell me that in search for me, the world he roamed Maybe sometime in my life he would come And whisper to me gently that with me, he's finally home. Maybe tonight someone's dreaming of me Hoping that when he wakes up, it's me he would see Maybe tonight, someone's deeply loving me Wanting nothing else but just to be loved by me. Maybe somewhere, someone loves me so much He'd share his life with me and my whole life he'd touch Maybe somewhere, someone longs to hear me call Or maybe, yes, I realized, maybe there is none at all

Why Do People Have To Have Loud Music In Their Car?
Why do people have to have loud music in their car? I mean if you cant hear the other cars going by and you get into an accident i think your insurance should go up 10 fold if u are the one causing the accident and ur music was so loud that you did not pay attention

~*~*~*diablo's Den Contest Challenge To All Staff *~*~*~*~
DIABLO'S DEN CONTEST CHALLENGE TO ALL STAFF DIABLO'S DEN .........PROMOTERS CONTEST........ A CHALLENGE TO ALL OF OUR GREETERS *AND* PROMOTERS.... ARE YOU UP FOR IT YA'LL?? < HEHE > HERE'S YOUR CHALLENGE......... THE GREETER OR PROMOTER (FROM THE DEN THAT'S OFFICIALLY ON STAFF), THAT BRINGS IN THE MOST NEW MEMBERS IN THE NEXT WEEK.........STARTING RIGHT NOW! (DECEMBER 12,2007) RUNNING TILL WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 19TH, 2007 (ENDING AT MIDNIGHT EST.)......... WILL WIN........ #1 - A ONE DAY BLAST #2 - A BIG PIMPIN GIFT #3 - A FREE MORPH #4 - $1000 FU-BUX RULES ARE : 1. NO MEMBERS CAN UNSUBSCRIBE N RESUBSCRIBE! 2. YOU *MUST* HAVE WHOEVER YOU GET TO JOIN, EMAIL ME SAYING THAT IT WAS *YOU* THAT GOT THEM IN THE DEN AND TO JOIN! 3. THIS CONTEST CHALLENGE IS OPEN FOR ALL STAFF MEMBERS OF DIABLO'S DEN, ONLY! 4. THE NEW MEMBERS THAT YOU GET TO JOIN, MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE REAL PIC OF THEMSELVES IN THEIR PROFILE! GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL ........ NOW, GET OUT THERE

Wwe Money In The Bank Ladder Match
WWE Money In The Bank Ladder Match Click here to buy WWE Money In The Bank Ladder Match Your Superstars wrestle to win Money in the Bank.Ladders, elasticated ropes and bounce mat ensure real WWE action in the battle for the briefcase! * 22"" square x 22"" tall * Twist Dial to lower briefcase! * Grab the briefcase! You win! wwe money in the bank ladder match, wwe, money in the bank ladder match, money in the bank, christmas toys, toys

The Blonde Lady Driver
The Blonde Lady Driver A state trooper was driving along in the country when he noticed a small black coupe swerving all over the lonely back road. He put on his flashers and pulled the car over. Hopping out of his cruiser, he then approached the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?" The blonde replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!" Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener."

How To Have A Threesome - For Couples
Having a threesome can be an exilerating experience It can also be a recipe for disaster. So how then, is a couple supposed to know if it's right for them? I've received lots of questions about threesomes over at Allsexadvice.com and have been inspired to share my thoughts and experiences in this threesome guide for couples to help you and your hunny have an earth shattering sexual experience or avoid the biggest mistake of a lifetime. I do want to stress, before you start reading that because of the questions I've received, this article is written with heterosexual couples in a serious relationship in mind. It will help to keep things organized. There's a lot of things to consider when embarking on the journey of a threesome. Some people fear such a big step and others think, well it's just sex with one more person involved so what's the big deal? To those folks I say, Plenty! It takes a strong couple to get involved in a threesome. According to Nina Hartley, "It's a very big st

Laughing My Azz Off
damn~! some people are so damn stupid. They won't talk to me rather they want to use the status box to shout obsenities at me.....come on really....who is the dumbazz here? I am married to my hubby...not having an affair with a married man who SAYS he is going to leave his wife and daughter.....a man who sleeps with many women whom he meets online....hello?? dumbazz?? I find all this so funny and entertaining~! What a great birthday gift~! Thanks Kerri & Jay~~ You make me laugh~! ~~smooches~~

The Boxes
My wife and I have an open relationship and we are very upfront about it with most everyone we become close with and want to get to know. Because of this I've been getting a lot of questions lately about my "lifestyle" choices. Not necessarily bad questions, just curiosity. It is our belief that society (the "moral" majority) has placed marriage into a box of sorts. In other words, they believe that once you're married you should suppress all other sexual desires and never act on them....monogamy. My standard response to this is "Show me a dictionary that has the word monogamy within the definition for the word commitment and I will cease to live my life this way". I have also been told that when 2 people fall in love they no longer have a desire to "act" or "pursue" others outside of their relationship. We all know that this far from the truth...how many marriages do you know of personally that have ended in divorce because someone "cheated" on the other? More closely to the truth

I Am A True Wiccian!
Are you a true Wiccan..... You are a true Wiccan. I am very proud of you. Here is the Wiccan Reded for you:Bide the Wiccan Laws we mustIn Perfect Love and Perfect Trust. Live and let live,Fairly take and fairly give. Cast the Circle thrice aboutTo keep the evil spirits out. To bind the spell every timeLet the spell be spake in rhyme. Soft of eye and light of touch,Speak little, listen much. Deosil go by the waxing moon,Chanting out the Witches' Rune. Widdershins go by the waning moon,Chanting out the baneful rune. When the Lady's moon is new,Kiss the hand to her, times two. When the moon rides at her peak,Then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North wind's mighty gale,Lock the door and drop the sail. When the wind comes from the South,Love will kiss thee on the mouth. When the wind blows from the West,Departed souls will have no rest. When the wind blows from the East,Expect the new and set the feast. Nine woods in the cauldron go,Burn them fast and burn them slow. Elder be t

Wasp - The Idol
Will I be alone this morning Will I need my friends? Something just to ease away my pain No one ever sees the loneliness behind my face I am just a prisoner of my fame If I could only stand And stare in the mirror What could I see? One fallen hero with a face Like me And if I scream would anybody hear me If I smash the silence, you'll see what fame Has done to me Kiss away the pain and leave me lonely I'll never know if love's a lie, ooh Being crazy in paradise is easy Do you see the prisoners in my eyes? Where is the love to shelter me? Give me love, love set me free Where is the love to shelter me? Only love, love set me free Set me free

Update
well my party was moved to today and I am about to leave to a $100 a person dinner. I posted this blog earlier thinking that a woman might like to be treated to a really nice dinner, nice conversation at a really fancy resturant downtown, but guess not many people like really fancy places. I don't like to go to them all the time, but admit that I enjoy wearing a suit, and going to a really fancy place sometimes makes you feel nice. I'm really nervous and excited at the same time. My boss showed me the menu she picked and there's going to be steak, wine fancy desserts all paid for by the company, I don't think I've ever been to a place this fancy she had to book the resturant several months back because its so popular. Thats ok though I wouldn't want anyone I would take to feel uncomfortable or out of place. I guess I'll have to be more careful of the people I've met and dated in the past, many people I've meet or dated couldn't fit-in in a "black dress" setting. I just have to be mo

You Will Laugh At This One
Anger Management Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying b

Dj Brae
IF YOU HAVEN'T MET THIS BEAUTIFUL ... TALENTED AND EVER SO SEXY DJ... YOU ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT... COME ON OVER TO... AND LISTEN FOR YOURSELF TO THIS SEXY SIREN.. WITH THE EVER SO SENSUAL VOICE... SHE'S THE ONE.... SHE'S THE ONLY... ONE OF THE HOTTEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN HER LISTEN TO SOME COOL ASS TUNES!! CHAT WITH HER... AND... GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR THIS PLACE IS TOO COOL TO MISS OUT!! SO WHATCHA WAITIN ON?!?!?!? SHE ROCKS!!!! AND SHE'LL PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! OH..... AND.. SHE'S SO SEXY.... SHE'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ KULVIR~*~(Lea

~ George Strait - Check Yes Or No ~
It started way back in third grade. I used to sit beside emmylou hayes A pink dress, a matching bow, and her pony tail. She kissed me on the school bus, but told me not to tell. Next day I chased her round the playground Across the monkey bars, to the merry-go-round And emmylou got caught passing me a note Before the teacher took it, I read what she wrote. Chorus: Do you love me, do you wanna be my friend? And if you do, well then dont be afraid to take me by the hand If you want to. I think this is how love goes, check yes or no. Now were grown up and shes my wife. Still like two kids with stars in our eyes. Aint much changed, I still chase emmylou. Up and down the hall, around the bed in our room. Last night I took her out in a white limousine Twenty years later, she still gets to me Cant believe its been that long ago. When we got started with just a little note. Repeat chorus

Tragedies Of The Faithless Part 1
Tragedies of the Faithless "Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love's tragedies." - Oscar Wilde November 2006 to January 2007 The tragedy that had become our relationship started to unravel rapidly after we confirmed that Christy was pregnant in early October of 2006. We met twice in mid-October at her apartment, the first time right after we suspected she might be pregnant. I didn't realize it at the time – although I suspected our days as a couple were numbered – but this particular time would be the last that we would make love. A few days later she asked that I come see her again. She had confirmed what we already knew through an EPT, that she was in fact pregnant. When I arrived she was distant, cold. She did not want me to make love to her so we both just lay in bed while she wept softly, saying little, my mind racing over what possible courses our lives would take from that point onward. "What are we going to

Me
This a small poem about fears I used to have: The fear of been Lonely. ME. Questions without answers, “How does it feel when you feel That you are nothing for someone? ” Anger, accidents... The misfortunate always Crawls alone... The stigma you gave me, I wear it with pride, Your eye is always Watching me, I am still here, Crawling, Surviving! I am a loaded gun, Always ready to shoot, Always ready to hurt... But I never do, Because I know How much A wound hurts! Sadness, loneliness... The misfortunate always Dies alone... In the death bed, I’ve seen myself, Yes, I will die alone, I will scream and cry, I will bleed alone... No warm and loving arms Will be around me, No one will care for me! “Why in front of my pain, You remain indifferent and cold? ” The misfortunate always Dies without an answer! And so be it. I am alone………… MRRCP 2007

Dark Shadows
Dark shadows with meaningless strife Hovering over my body like vultures to a feast Raging ghosts haunt my dreams To remind me of dead failures in my past Suspended emotions consume my mind With the bitter resentment of my love lost Spiteful looks from what were friends Turn my soul cold as ice Vial words heard from all around Trample my heart into the dirt Revenge on my mind for taking him from me Alas…..I break down in tears June 8th 2003 All of my poems are copyrighted under Vivvy Butterfly/Jazzmyn Aires/R.A.B

5000 To Go Yes 5000 To Go
please come by and help out tonight. tonight is the night everybody who reads this please come by and help i feel that im gonna get this tonight with all of your help let do this turn the music up and bombs away

Dj Shadow
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THIS DJ.. MAY BE LURKING AROUND... YOU WILL ALWAYS FIND HIM... HIDING IN THE BACKGROUND... BUT YOU'LL ONLY FIND HIM AT... IS HE AWAKE??... OR IS HE ASLEEP?!? WELL IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER!! BECAUSE YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW... WHEN HE'S SPINNIN THE VINYL... HE PUTS ON AN AWESOME SHOW... EVERY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY MORNING... FROM 1AM - 7AM MST... HE'S CLASSY... NEVER SASSY!!!... AND... ALWAYS AROUND WHEN YOU NEED HIM... SO COME ON IN TO AFTERSHOCK AND SAY HELLO.. GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR WHERE WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ SQUID LEE~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~

Support Our Soldier-show Love
LETS SHOW HIM OUR LOVE AND SUPPORT AND THANK HIM.HE LEAVES IN TWO WEEKS NEEDS 24382 TO LEVEL.LETS GET HIM MAYBE TWO LEVELS Kaamill@ fubar Dave at Atterbury imikimi - Customize Your Worldimikimi - Customize Your Worldimikimi - Customize Your World

Idiot Drivers, Starflight And Recovery
My friend Lisa was in a very severe car accident early Monday morning. She was on her way to work when some idiot went the wrong way on a toll road flyover and slammed into her head on. While I've never been on it, I'm pretty sure the speed limit on that road is 65 or 70mph. It's currently believed that the other person was drunk, which means that they probably slammed into each other at a combined total of at least 140mph (that's 225kph for you metric folk). She was life flighted to the trauma hospital here in Austin. Her list of injuries are extensive. A broken leg, an exposed knee, two broken vertebrae (L4 & L5 last I knew), multiple pelvic fractures and a concussion resulting in mild amnesia. While she was in surgery they were able to repair and set her pelvis as well as repairing her kneecap. I haven't seen a mention of it, but I'm sure they were able to set her femur as well. The spinal injury is what worries me the most. Until the swelling goes down they won't know how

A Real Man Fuck Da Fake Ones
the life of a man can depend on his heart, the more heart he has the better man he will be, it takes a real man to treat a woman wit respect, it takes a real man to show younger men how to live life the right way, it takes a real man to take anyone under his sleeve and give them a shot at doin what they need, only a real man will be there for there friends only a real man thinks wit his head and not wit whats in his pants, so to u fake men wanna be pimps in dis world any man can pimp a bitch but only a real man can fall in love wit a women and actually make somethin happen in their relationship.

Can Cheaters Change...your Definition Of Being Faithful
Absolutely, a cheater can change. I think it depends on how strong the relationship is. If she cheated in the beginning and realized she has a good man and doesn't want to do it anymore; the cheater will definitely change. But if she feels like--"yeah I like this guy, but this ain't nothin' serious", don't expect change in the least. I have a question: I understand the moral implications of cheating: (i.e. The boyfriend is unsuspecting) but if she is doing everything she needs to do to make her man happy and everyone (including the one she's cheating with) is content with the situation, what's wrong with this picture? Are people only in a committed relationship out of choice? We all know it's not necessity or an innate trait or characteristic. Is it really natural to be with just one person, and if so why is it so hard for some people to commit? We are attracted to different people for different reasons. I guess what I'm really trying to say is: People try so hard to be faithf

Poets Of America
Poetry is a form of expression. Sometimes it helps to get rid of my depression. Many hours I spend on this pad of paper thinking. Wandering how I'm going to keep my eyes open, winking. In the wee hours of the night my ideas come to mind. One problem, no paper or pen I can find. Love, death, broken hearts, I've heard it all. I keep my poems locked up behind a wall. No one sees them, very few. Every time I let a person read one they get a different view. Poetry is a form of artistic talent. It's a very long hard challenge. By...me Stacie Arnold

A Soldiers Escort
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, = but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who had been = invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading = home. 'No,' he responded. 'Heading out?' I asked. 'No. I'm escorting a soldier home.' 'Going to pick him up?' 'No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home = to his family.' The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to = the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that although he didn't know the = soldier, he had delivered the news of his death to the soldier's family and felt = as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, 'Thank you. Thank you = for doing what you do so that my family and I can do what we do.' Upon landing in Chicag

Longing For More
Your wonderful smile on my soft lips, Our love goes on and never quits. I cherish every moment with you. We see love from a different view. Together forever that's what we see. Our future is not complete with out me. I live each day looking forward to your voice. Phone calls are my only choice. I here your voice but can't see your face. I left so quickly without a trace. Every feature is deep within my soul. You're my forever love and life long friend. We will always be together until the end. By...me Stacie Arnold

New Guitar!
I traded in my Fender Jazzmaster for a new Gibson Les Paul Standard, ive never been much of a fan of Gibson guitars but now i have figured out that all Gibsons are not created equal, this one just kills! Its totally amazing! There is something really sexy about these guitars, you strap one on and you feel the testosterone level in your body rising, hit an open E chord and hair starts growing on your chest, go from E to A and tattoos magically appear on your arms.. Suddenly you are Jimmy Page only not 60 years old or whatever.. Anyway, now i really need a Marshall stack and a model girlfriend, hmm, somehow i dont think my wife will go along with that, bummer!

Dj Khaled - I'm So Hood
"I'm So Hood" (feat. T-Pain, Trick Daddy, Rick Ross, Plies) DJ Khaled We're The Best Who We Nigga We're The Best The Winner I Represent The Ghetto Across The World And You Represent The Hood Two Hands In The Sky [Chorus:] I'm So Hood (Listen) I Wear My Pants Below My Waist And I never dance when I'm in this place 'Cause You And Your Man Is Planning To Hate (I'm So Hood) And I Got These Golds Up In My Mouth If You Get Closer To My House Then You Know What I'm Taking about I'm Out The Hood And If You Feel Me Put Your Hands Up (hood) My Hood Of Niggas Can You Stand Up (I'm So Hood) If You're Not From Here You Can Walk It Out And You Not Hood Then You Don't Know What I'm Talking about Everybody Wanna Motherfucking Know Why I Dress So Fly Sit So High (Bitch) I Do It For The Hood Bitch Ass Niggas I Do It 'Cause I Could Heavy starch On My Jeans 4X On My White Tee Living Life Like A G That's Why These Bitch Ass Niggas Wanna Fight Me But I ain't Going Play With 'Em Nu

Cuts Like A Knife
So much pain like a knife cuttin deep The deeper the knife goes the more it bleeds These tears that fall from my eyes are not from joy but from pain So much pain like a knife cuttin deep The deeper the knife goes the more it bleeds Tears of pain fall from my eyes If only there was something to stop these tears from fallin So much pain like a knife cuttin deep The deeper the knife goes the more it bleeds These tears that fall from my eyes are not from joy but from pain Wish there was a way for these tears to fade So much pain like a knife cuttin deep

Maximum Voltage Gotta Love Them For Real On That Note
CLICK THIS PICTURE TO GO TO THE LOUNGE AND KICK IT WITH PEOPLE AND THE TUNES IT'S WELCOME TO EVERYONE JOIN IN ON THE FUN AND ROCK IT ALL OUT INVITE WHO EVER YOU WANT IN THERE CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW TO JOIN THE LOUNGE AND GO INTO IT....

Well Some Net People Omg
Ya know you really gotta laugh about some of the things that people say after they have run around the net looking for your pics. I have heard some terrible things about me and a few friends and it is like this get a life. Dont worry about me. If you dont like who i am or how i look dont look. Anyway thats about all i have to say about that.

Merry Christmas To All
I would like to take this opportunity to wish all my friends that I have made on here a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful, safe, healthy, prosperous and happy New Year! Hope all your dreams and wishes come true. You're all a wonderful bunch of people and am grateful for all of you! Muahs! Love ya!

Falling? (phoenix)
Not even for a second did I think I'd feel this way. Bout someone I have yet to meet, I have so much to say. You blow my mind in many ways, some I have yet to know. Yet the feelings you insight in me I'll never let them go. The thought of never seeing you still ever in my mind. I couldn't stop myself from falling , no matter how I tried. I think you wrote the story well and played the hand I dealt. You waited for my eyes to close to tell me how you felt. Now I know and I'm glad I do, things make much more sense and I fear I love you too.... The Dark Tower Tet Contents

Drug Tests
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butts, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check ?

Chapter 4
By the way, I know I'm in a bad mood today. Well, technically, I was in a bad mood yesterday and it carried over to today. Anywho, Thursday was supposed to be my Papa and Gramma's 60th anniversary but if you read the other blog then you know that they both passed away in July. So I'm upset about it. I'm also upset because of boy issues. I like someone who lives two hours away and he's in a relationsip. I also like someone who lives where I do, but is having problems of his own. Ugh. I just don't know what to think anymore. FUCK.

Sandiego
yea i went there today or rather yesterday to see my friend brittany it was fun.i wanted to keep driving tho..just keep going and never turn back damn hahaha and butcher bitch you dissapoint me and wench we were going to make you go to the store and get stuff for our cupcakes but you never came how rude

So Been Thinking
so been thinking and i was talking to a friend yeserday about my dreams and passion in life and everytime i think about this i come to see that music is a big part of my life. no matter what iam doing or when it come right down to it music is my life. so iam going to get back in to writeing poems and song again it may take me a well or it may still never happend but my biggest dream is to write and sing my own songs. the more i think about the more i look around me and i know so many people that are in bads or that are djs or that have some part in to music and everytime i talk to one of them the keep telling me to stick with it and stop pushing it to the side some may say that i can't sing lol but 99% i here all the time that i have great voice and u know what dam it maybe i should stop being so shy and stop hideing and stop thinking people will judge me and my voice ya some may not like it but hey there are thow people that don't like some kind music but there must be some out there

Hahahahaha
so u say u know me check yourself. dont think u can ready me cause it never going to happend. i let u belive u know me and can read me well wrong again cause i went and did it agian like i always do i switch it up on u. i don't give 2 flying fucks what u think. sometimes i feel bad other times i don't realy care. if i hurt u. iam who iamand if u cant handle or deal with me then u know where to go. iam not asking u to stick around walk away know if u don't like what u get from me cause news flash babe iam never going to changenever have and never will this is who i will always be. i may love u but i can still be kind mean to u at times and it may hurt when iam like that at times. but i hav my reson. that why the call me a cold hearted bitch at times. cause like i siad this is me ya one min iam makeing u happy then the next i could be dragging u throw the mud. sorry that just the way iam ate times aor iamsorry hahahahaha u can never tel with me.

The Words You Said
The Words You Said i still cant believe u said those three words to me "i hate you" you said Straight to my face And in that instant u tore out my soul and u murdered my heart i guess breaking it just wasn’t enough for u i never was enough though, was i? i loved you with a love that u didn’t deserve and i still love you even though you've destroyed my heart i know that somewhere i am still in yours i know that angry words are all you have right now and i'll forgive u even if u never apologize to me i can still see your face. i can still hear your voice you've never taken that tone with me before. "Do u still love me?" i asked you told me NO how can that be? u loved me forever on Monday and then Thursday its gone? and still i cant hate u my love is too great Unconditional love i told u i felt it for u i know somewhere u feel it for me but it isn’t enough. if hating me makes u feel better then by all means my darling, hate me for i just want u to be

Some Lines .. Fuck..don't Know..
Lover move quickly; time's not for you Fingers frantic in mood design Draw heart on my heart, feel me breathing Know I'm alive, even when we're through Words whisper on too many breezes, Cross uncross, live in winds, love Life, lies, know that forever is Until another ever comes along my body responds to you, heart beats breath quickens, face red, flushed excited my heart begs to hide from you, walls build, words catch, roads close I am learning: even though you've been inside my body, there's still a distance to my heart

First Ham
First Ham A young couple got married. When the wife prepared to bake a ham to celebrate their first Thanksgiving, she carefully cut off each end before placing it in the pan. Her husband asked her why she did that and she replied, "I don't know - it's what my mother always did. But I can ask her." She called Mom, who responded, "I always saw your Grandma do it, so I did the same." They decided to check further, so the young woman called Grandma, who explained, "It was the only way I could get it to fit into my pan."

A Fairy Tale For The Assertive Woman
A Fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog, as she sat contemplating ecological issues, on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper, handsome, charming, young Prince that I was and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't fucking think so.

And What Not
This blog is in reference to a mumm earlier today..so bare with me.. Well Like so and what not..Therefore early worms and and curly pubes....and what have you like so...slobbering midgets and silky car medal...crusty taints and what not...at which deep cuts and brusies..and slices of oranges. any feelings on this very essential topic..please leave a comment

Phải Chăng đã Có Sự Lãnh Cảm Của Tuổi Trẻ Và Nhân Dân Về Sự Kiện Trường Sa,
Những ngày qua, sự kiện Trường Sa, Hoàng sa trở thành một Huyện lỵ của Trung Quốc cùng với vấn đề tuổi trẻ cứ nằm trong suy nghĩ của tôi. Nhân dân, cán bộ công chức, viên chức lao động dường như thờ ơ với vấn đề lớn của đất nước- Trường Sa, Hoàng Sa của Việt Nam đã bị Trung Quốc xâm chiếm. Đà Lạt đang chuẩn bị Festival Hoa, Người Đà Lạt cũng chẵng quan tâm. Việc ai nấy làm!. Mỗi người dường như chỉ lo cuộc sống của mình, lo cái ăn, cái mặc, cuộc sống học hành con cái. Chuyện đất nước hầu như là việc củ

Things They Don't Want U To Know.....lol....don't Read If Ur A Bible Thumper
Not sure if anyone ever cared to research the history of Xmas or the traditions, but i thought i would debunk/explain some of them. If u don't believe me, search anywhere but a catholic site. Every christian holiday is based on a Pagan one. Even some non christian holidays are too....ground hog day is just one. Xmas is no different. It's based upon the celebration of YULE, the first day of winter or the winter solstice as we call it. We celebrate the birth of the Sun God and the beginning of the days getting longer again. Hence, the birth of Christ was improvised to make the Pagans convert. The xmas tree was brought inside to give the fairies a warm place to live. The lights were originally candles meant to help the fairies bring the sun back. The fire is symbolic of life therefore with every fire lit, the sun is able to grow stronger. Since then they have become such a major part of decorating tho, they've lost their meaning :( The yule log is real too and it's not someth

Apology 4 A Special Women
the other day i had a chat with a very nice sweet women.things were going great until i ruined the moment. i then started deceiving her, and calling her names and stuff. sometimes i dont know why i do the thigs i do.but iam truly sorry for what i done and how i acted.she is a special women and i was to stupid and ignorant to see the true beauty in this wonderful person. i am now intent on a new begininng and a fresh start.

Merry Christmas
I Would Like to Wish All My Friends, Fan And Very VERY Close Friends Here On Fubar A Very Very Merry Christmas And A Very Happy New Years... Please DONT DRINK AND DRIVE!!! If your to drunk Please call a cab or Give your Keys to Someone.. If Your friends Drunk Please Take there Keys From Them... I wanna See you All Next Year Here !!!! I Posted New Pictures Stop By and Take a Look And There Is Also a Christmas Tree and a Mistletoe On My Profile Stop By And Leave Me a New Years Kiss Or a Christmas Gift Its Free Lmao...

The Leathur Lair Xmas Event 2007
For those of you who missed the show, or for those of you who just want to see what was aired, here is the playlist for TLL's Xmas Show for 2007... ================================================================================================ 12-21-07 xmas TLL MCfh 01 Patti LaBelle - theme from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" Clark Griswold "Kiss My Ass" Twisted Sister "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" Clark Griswold "Twinkle Lights" The Brian Setzer Orchestra "Jingle Bells" The Vince Guaraldi Trio "Christmas Time Is Here (Vocal)" Cousin Eddie "Shitter Was Full" >voiceover: The Vince Guaraldi Trio "Christmas Time Is Here (Instrumental)" .38 Special "A Wild-Eyed Christmas Night" Lynyrd Skynyrd "Christmas Time Again" TLL MCfh 01 Brenda Lee "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" Chuck Berry "Run Rudolph Run" WRR XMAS 07a Kay DeKalb Smith, Stephen Charles, Emily Faye "Check The Malls" >voiceover Star Wars "Christmas In The Stars" TLL MCfh 01 Bo

Merry Christmas To All The Lol Family
We love you all and wish you the best holiday season. Every LOL Member should of gotten a gift..It is from the LOL Owners..and we wish you all love..peace..and joy.. The LOL FAMILY owners

The Year's Best Headlines
THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that ' s taking things a bit far! Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! Miners Refuse to Work after Death Those good-for-nothing ' lazy so-and-sos! Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there ' s something stronger than duct tape?! Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren ' t they fat enough?! Astr

Boredom Has Overcome Me
1. Name Please? Miss Jessie 2. Okay, who was the last person who held your hand? Fuck if I know, Jason probably 3. Have you ever kissed someone with braces? Uh, hmmmm . . . . Oh yeah I guess I have 4. Who is the fourth received call on your call log? Reverse 911 call from working searching for squad coverage 5. If you could change your eye color what would it be? I guess just black, oh maybe red, hehehe 6. What is the wallpaper on your phone? Happy Bunny (Cute but Kinda Evil) 7. How many pillows on your bed? 8 I think 8. Who was the last text message you sent to? Telling my lil bitch Merry Christmas 9. Is there someone you can't stop thinking about? That is really none of your business now is it? 10. What was the best thing that happened to you this year? Oh hell I don’t even know - still have a few days 11. Have you ever had a surprise birthday party? Nope 12. Who/What is the third person on your contact list? Amber 13. When was the las

What Each Kiss Means...
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you.

The Quest For Love
Why do we search for love? Is it just for acceptance? Is it the whole point of life? Why do we search for something that seems so out of reach that it would stop even the most lovestruck of fellows, yet we do not quit? Why are we obsessed with finding someone to share our time with, to ease and relax our pain, to talk to at 3 in the morning, to sleep with only for warmth? What is so special about finding someone to understand each and every word that we speak, or even the ones we never say at all? Is there something beyond survival that drives our lust for these people? Is there something more to life than just success, stability of mind and decent surroundings? Is there some fulfillment not yet carried out in our hearts? Something seems necessary about a relationship in society, the tangible status of togetherness, the lack of aloneness that normalizes a person to the rest of the world. Something makes a relationship a necessity, and the lack of it nearly unbearable. We turn to fri

Us Against The World
Us Against the World [ Nicky: ] Us against the world Against the world Us against the world Against the world [ Shane: ] You and I, we’ve been at it so long I still got the strongest fire You and I, we still know how to talk Know how to walk that wire [ Mark: ] Sometimes I feel like The world is against me The sound of your voice, baby That's what saves me When we're together I feel so invincible [ Shane: ] Cause it's us against the world You and me against them all If you listen to these words Know that we are standing tall I don't ever see the day that I won't catch you when you fall Cause it's us against the world tonight [ Nicky: ] Us against the world Against the world [ Mark: ] There’ll be days We’ll be on different sides but That doesn’t last too long We find ways to get it on track And know how to turn back on [ Lyrics found at www.mp3lyrics.org/xh ] [ Shane: ] Sometimes I feel I can’t keep it together Then you hold m

Until The End
So clever, whatever, I'm done with these endeavors Alone I'll walk the winding way (here I stay) It's over, no longer, I feel it growing stronger I live to die another day, until I fade away Why give up? Why give in? It's not enough, it never is So I will go on until the end We've become, desolate It's not enough, it never is But I will go on until the end Surround me, it's easy, to fall apart completely I feel you creeping up again (In my Head) It's over, no longer, I feel it going colder I knew this day would come to end, so let this life begin Why give up? Why give in? It's not enough, it never is So I will go on until the end We've become, desolate It's not enough, it never is But I will go until the end I've lost my way I've lost my way But I will go on until the end Living is, hard enough, without you fucking up Why give up? Why give in? It's not enough, it never is So I will go on until the end We've become, desolate It's not enough, it

Inside Me
Inside Of Me If you could see inside my soul see inside my heart you would know how I long for you whenever we're apart If you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know how I cherish you how much you mean to me In all the ways you comfort me the way you hold me near the way you know just what to do to chase away my fear The sparkle in your beautiful eyes your smile, laugh, your touch are just a few of many reasons I love you oh so much Knowing I can talk to you about any and everything and knowing together we will get through whatever life may bring I could search the whole world over and this I know is true I would never find another love like the love I found with you Though with each new day, each sunrise we can't know what's in store there is one thing I know for sure each day I love you more So if you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know I blessed I feel to have you here

Man Talk...
Man Talk... He Says: "I'm going fishing." He Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." He Says: "It's a guy thing." He Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." He Says: "Can I help with dinner?" He Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?" He Says: "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." He Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. He Says: "It would take too long to explain." He Means: "I have no idea how it works. He Says: "We're going to be late." He Means: "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac." He Says: "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." He Means: "I was wondering if that red-head over there is wearing a bra." He Says: "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." He Means: "I can't hear the game over the v

Kid Rock Lyrics (so Hott)
KID ROCK LYRICS "So Hott" You got a body like the devil and you smell like sex I can tell you're trouble but I'm still obsessed [Chorus:] Because you know you're so hot, I want to get you alone So hot, I wanna get you stoned So hot, I don't want to be your friend I want to fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again ....Yeah.....C'mon....Yeah You're like the kiss of death, like the hand of fate I can tell you're trouble but I still want a taste [Chorus x2] Because you're so hot I want to get you alone I want to get you stoned I don't want to be your friend I want to fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again See you again See you again

Life Or Factory Made? My Ideal Mate!
OK... I am going to write now. Despite what some of you may think, I don't climb over a mound of women in the morning to get to my morning beer. It plays out more like me making oatmeal for my son while desperately trying to find socks for him that actually match. My life is quite normal...sorry to disappoint. I don't usually have a free moment to myself until my kid sacks out and then I usually start entertaining you fuckers. But yeah, a little something is missing from my life here and there... and a woman's touch wouldn't hurt. So if I were to make my perfect woman... this is what I would really do. Appearance: You look at my page and you assume that I am all about big fake tits and shit. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick a girl like that out of bed for eating crackers. But, ideal? I might surprise you. The first thing I look for in a girl is cuteness and shit. This is more about how she carries herself than how she looks. I fall for the Reese Witherspo

Had To Post So This Site Would Post My Blogs~
A gentle word like a spark of light, Illuminates my soul And as each sound goes deeper, It's YOU that makes me whole There is no corner, no dark place, YOUR LOVE cannot fill And if the world starts causing waves, It's your devotion that makes them still And yes you always speak to me, In sweet honesty and truth Your caring heart keeps out the rain, Your Love, the ultimate roof So thank you my Love for being there, For supporting me, until I get it right, For you are my heart, my soul, my life!

Strength
S.T.R.E.N.G.T.H.~ the quality or state of being strong : capacity for exertion or endurance H.O.P.E~ to cherish a desire with anticipation ~~ There are many times in our lives when we make decisions that at the time you may not realize what the outcome shall be. Times we feel hurt, mistrusted or misloved but may not exactly be the case. When we join this journey called life we have goals, dreams and hopes for the future. If you keep your mind focused on those things and build yourself up you grow strong in knowing WHO you are and WHAT you are about. YOU are the one who determines the end outcome of your life. How is it then that someone who was so strong and confident can and did allow someone else break that? You live your life for pleasing others because that makes you happy (that is who you are) YOU are the care-giver the lover. You know early on in life what your calling is. You are determined to make all your goals and dreams come true. You work hard to make sure it d

Pain (old Writen In 1989
All the pain The pain in my life you can't see it but i can Its horrible and discusing I wish the pain wasn't in my life But it is and its killing me The pain is causing me to lose my friends, family and people who i care about The pain is always there, in the car and at school and at home pain follows me everywere I can also see if another persons in pain or upset Pain is everywere in this world its even following you and me right now But the best thing to do is fight the pain I am and its helping a little bit It will either end you up dead or in the hospital Pain is everywere Pain Pain Pain

Cycle
Sadness roams free Death decaying Madness alike Dieing again Love is no more Lust brakes free Hatred soon follows Envy strikes all Sadness follows envy Death causes sorrow Madness is a state of mental death Dieing causes one to go mad Love it to let your heart die Lust is love Hatred follows broken lust Envy follows hate In this cycle we all sit Waiting for the next Death to come And take

Political Quiz
You are a Social Moderate (56% permissive) and an... Economic Conservative (61% permissive) You are best described as a: Centrist (61e/56s) Link: The Politics Test on Ok CupidAlso: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

"chance Meeting"
On my screen you came out of the blue, Awakening my heart from pain to feelings before I never knew We are both scared of the road fate has shown Two souls paired to a destiny still unknown Should we choose to meet and tempt these hands of fate It would take two, for the odds to be beat To lead us to eternity and heavens gate Should we choose to not would our minds constantly wonder, Was that the one I always sought On that do we dare to ponder? For you have touched me deep I long to hold you for all time To be mine, forever to keep For us to share a lifetime I want your passionate kiss to take my breath away Never want to miss your touch while in each others arms we lay So now the decision is ours to make I'll treasure you whatever may be My heart is here for you to take Loyalty I'll, vow should you give yours to me?

Love
?What do you think that I am clueless, because at the moment my life is a mess? Believe it or not, know matter what people are saying, I am smart I just have too kind of a heart. You all can go around teasing and laughing like I don't matter. Who really cares if my life would end in a shatter? You think that you know someone and you could trust them without thinking twice , yea I thought wrong when you took that knife and stabbed me, not even caring that it did not feel nice. How could you say that you loved me, but yet you were so quick to let me free? I do not get it just three days before, you were all over me kissing me asking me to lock the door. I know that you were raised to give respect, yea right, that is what I do not get. Do you remember in my kitchen when you got me all wet? I guess all the great memories were just easy for you to let go and forget. You meant more to me then you will ever know. I loved you and I still do, I am not the one to put on a front or a show. I know

S O M E T I M E S
S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried.. no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy.. no one sees your smile . - - - - - - - But FART!! just ONE time... And everybody knows!!

A Broken Heart
A Broken Heart You break my heart then you want to mend it you say sorry but do you really mean it? You say you love me but it seems too good to be true. I say I love you and you say whatever.... A Broken heart if only to mend A broken heart if only to fend for, You say hurtfull things but you never apologize If you love me then why don't you show it? If you want to be with me then why don't you be with me? If you can't have me then don't bother me. In many ways you broke my heart I cry out and you just laugh I get hurt and you just smile and drink Who do you love? Is it me or her? You break me into two then you go off and be with her...... I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!!!!

My Form Of "anger-management"
Anger Management > >When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take >it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on >someone you don't know. > > >I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to >make. I dialed what I thought was My Moms number. A man answered, >saying, "Hello." > > >I politely said, "This is Robb. Could I please speak with Debbie?" > > >Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear, "There's no Debbie here. Get >the right f**king number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. > > >I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down >My Moms correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally >transposed the last two digits. > > >After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. >When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and >hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and >put

December 31, 2007
I've been listening to this song a lot lately. Enrique Iglesias :: Somebody's Me You, do you remember me?, Like, I remember you? Do you spend your life, going back in your mind to that time?, Cause I, I walk the streets alone, I hate being on my own, and everyone can see that, I really fell, and I'm going through hell. Thinking about you with somebody else. Somebody wants you, Somebody needs you. Somebody dreams about you every single night. Somebody cant breathe, without you it's lonely. Somebody hopes that one day you will see, that somebody's me. That somebody's me. yeaa... How, how did we go wrong? It was so good, and now it's gone, And I pray at night, that our path's soon will cross. What we had, isn't lost. Cause you are always right here in my thoughts.. Somebody wants you, Somebody needs you. Somebody dreams about you every single night. Somebody can't breathe, without you it's lonely. Somebody hopes that someday you will see, That som

Happy New Year To All On My Page
More images on ProfileAssist.com More images on ProfileAssist.com More images on ProfileAssist.com Hello all Iam on for a bit it is New Years Eve 9:50am est. Iam sending out this blog today now because I will be to drunk to send one out later LMAO I hope everyone is safe and has a kick ass New Year To all my friend fans and family I love you all and hope we stay friends for life To my FU wifey and GF I love you and thanks for being there for me and Badgirl you also have been there for me so i can bitch at someone and talk to your a great friend. To all my other friend Dallas Angle, Butterfly (coffee comment anyone) 1969 who hates to see me lose at contest (and yes Iam in another one) Sweet Ginger who has also been there for me and all my other friends who I have gotten to met and talk to on here stay safe and have a happy new year hugs drunkenmoney aka mike

My Amazing Fucking Boyfriend
Ok, sooooo like last night, wwwwooooww.... OK, so of course i love the guy to death anyways, he is so fucking amazing... and I love to to death... bbbuuttt on top of that... there are times like, last night... aaannnddd, i can not express the soreness i feel today... ccuuuzzz we had sex... aaaalllloootttt.... like, the first time was over and hour straight.... seriously, no stopping, over an hour... and then the second time was like... about half an hour or more, and then wwoooww... the things that boy can do with his mouth, and wwooowww... so we spent, like 4 or 5 hours, jjuusst playing in bed :D I have never in my life, yyeeaahhh, soooo, um. yeah... sooo ok, other than that... he is amazing, and i love him, and i've spent like all weekend with him and i'll blog more later i love you baby! mwah!

Real Love
A gentle touch falls against your skin A warm breath you feel fall upon you A tingling deep down in your soul These are the things that have drawn you A hand slides along your smooth skin A tender kiss falls against your lips The hand against your thigh now rests Until upward you feel it slowly slip You yearn for this loving touch this day A soul you have found to give yourself too Your body responds to all the sensations You know the love between you is so true A moistness you feel as it seeps From the depth of your body where it hid The fears of making love for the first time Quickly from your whirling mine are rid Rid of all clothing you willingly accept The touching of this lover where you lay A look up into their eyes you now see Feelings they have for you in a special way Your body responds to this moment You open yourself wide for their touch A warm and gentle erotic caress you feel Having longed for this so very much A building of excitement and pressure

My Friends
THESE ARE MY FRIENDS ON FUBAR THAT I CARE ALOT ABOUT. THEY HAVE BEEN HERE FOR ME THOUGH EVERYTHING. I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH. THIS IS RESCUE HE IS A GREAT GUY AND FRIEND. I WISH HIM ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD. I WILL BE HERE FOR HIM ALWAYS NO MATTER WHAT. THIS IS DANIEL HE IS IN THE MILITARY OVER SEAS FIGHTING FOR OUR COUNTRY. HE IS IN MY HEART AND PRAYERS EVERYDAY. HE IS A GREAT FRIEND. BE SAFE DANIEL. THIS IS ALBERT HE IS GREAT FRIEND AND I MISS TALKING TO HIM. THIS IS CLAY AND HE WAS MY CT HUSBAND. I MISS HIM AND STILL LOVE HIM. THIS IS TROY HE IS MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD. I LOVE YOU TROY AND I MISS SEEING YOU AROUND TOWN. THIS IS MY FRIEND JUMPMASTER. HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN HERE FOR ME NO MATTER WHEN I NEEDED HIM. HE WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART. THIS IS ASHLEY SHE IS MY SIS AND I LOVE HER. SHE IS A GREAT GIRL TO KNOW. SHE IS MY HERO. THIS IS DJ COWBOY JOE HE IS A AWESOME GUY AND FRIEND. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK IN YOUR

Man Of Th E House
A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE' He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "funeral director would be my guess!"

Little Girls Fire Truck
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks," the Girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

A Fairytale For Assertive Women
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil Witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so." That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: "I don't think so." - Author Unknown (but I gotta give her hella props! LOL!)

Anger Of Wisdom
-Anger so strong it destroys my focus on life,I loose myself my connection with reality..A daily struggle to fight the confusion within,have I brought this upon myself? there is no one to blame; for blaming is meaning less like a tear in the wind- -Gaining wisdom and learning from life is so harsh and powerful it will crush ur soul;it seems I need to be broken from time to time in order to heal and see things for what they are; see myself for what I am- -As a man am emotional but does that make me weak? I fall, crawl and walk over and over it's all I know- -One of the key things of being a man is knowing that ur weaker than you think you are,ur strength only comes from learning and being humble enough to accept it- -For anger in it's raw state reveals much more than you would think-

Poem
If only I'd known that you were out there, then I could have been searching long before I met you. If only I'd known that there was a man like you, I could have searched the ends of the earth. If only I'd known that I would someday meet someone like you, who gives me everything, would do anything for me, gives me all their love... I could have done anything and everything in my power to find you you sooner. But, now that I have found you I'll never let you go. Because of you all of my wishes and dreams have come true! I love you with ALL of my heart!! THIS IS FROM ME FROM POOHBEAR

Dealbreakers~
A dealbreaker is a condition under which a relationship with another person becomes impossible or improbable... regardless of how much you like them. My dealbreakers in the past have been shit like: being into shitty music, not liking certain movies, and being christian... then later, my dealbreakers became things like: suckin another guy's dong while I'm out of town, snortin lines of coke in front of me, and getting so drunk you throw up on your own hair and make me carry your fat ass dead weight home. I can't tell if my dealbreakers have gotten more or less strict... I mean - at some point, nearly every dealbreaker is negotiable - depending on how much you really care about this other person. Then there's that one... that one dealbreaker that's iron clad and you can't really overlook it. Like - ok, so she has a penis, but at least she's not LDS - whatever your ultra-mega dealbreaker is... I don't know. If you meet someone you have undeniably strong feelings for and yet the

Your Last Breath
Your Last Breath Son you died, not but just yesterday I wanted you to be here, but God wanted you to stay. I surrendered to his choice, but not without a lot of crying. I was so angry, and felt like I was dying. I didn’t want you to go. I wanted you with me. Yet I walked into your room, with arms so bare and empty. Nothing in life prepared me, for you going away. I live a little bit… and still die every day. I never get to see your face, or your smile so bright. I cant sing you songs, on a cold, winters night. I know you must be in heaven, because only angels are. I want to touch your face, but you are so far. You’re in my thoughts on this so lonely night. Out of reach… but never out of sight.

Someone Sent Me This Poem And It Is Very Special! I Will Let The Author Comment If He Wants To Be Known!
The sun has stopped shining And the sky is slate gray. The flowers won't bloom Since you've been away. My garden is withered And nothing will grow. The life can't return Until you do-- I know. This house, it is rotting, The windows are cracked, But it's clean and it's tidy-- In case you come back. The porch light burned out So there's no light to see, But I've kept the walk clear Just in case you miss me. The stars flickered out And the sky has gone black, But there's a light in my window In case you come back. Any spark in my eyes Died out weeks ago, And my heart turned to ashes-- I thought you should know. But I've left one door open For you to come in In case you should choose To come love me again

Three Flames
three flames three flames drawn together. three flames are forever. three flames burning bright. Somewhere in the night. They nourish and they feed, their deep and lasting need. three flames are now parted, parted by the winds. They are dimly glowing, as their fire bends. all having faith. all having trust. all enduring as they must. Wishing to be one. One day their time will come. Ohhhh, three flames. three flames drawn together. three flames are forever. three flames burning bright, somewhere in the night. They nourish and they feed, their deep and lasting need. eternally - meant to be - eternally. three flames are now waiting. One day their time will come. One day they will be one, they will be one. three flames, forever, forever

Stupid Fucking Medication!!!
Maybe its not the meds, maybe its just me, but fuck I got up at fucking 7:30 am, took my Lexapro, felt like crap all day, then 9 pm rolls around and I'm wired as shit. Stupid anti-depressants. I got 2 choices now, stay up or take a trazodone to help me sleep, but that shit never works right, I take it and then I'm high for like 5 hours and then I pass out. I can't even touch caffeine anymore, I drink a cup of coffee and I can't stop twitching. Thats what I get for being crazy.

Sexual Algebra 101
This is the result of a drunk conversation, so it still needs some refinement. Plus, it has been well over a decade since I've even cracked a math book, so I'm certainly not qualified to teach it. Nevertheless, here's some education. When seeking potential mates or dates, we all have some sort of formula we use to determine if someone is actually date-able or mate-able. This is Sexual Algebra, and here's how it works... When we're single and out looking for someone to pair off with, we size everyone up based upon a pre-determined set of qualfiers. When we find someone who passes our preliminary scan, we go in close to learn more about them so we can decide if they are worth dating or humping or whatever. Men and women both have wildly different formulas. For men, it's along the lines of ratios... Height, Weight, Boobs, Butt... if one of these features meets a predetermined amount, the portion of the equation is +1... if the feature doesn't calculate, the portion is equal to

Honda Aerocivic
There's no two ways about it - this car is ugly as sin and as rough as a shipping pallet. But that doesn't matter because it gets 95 mpg. Its owner, known only as "basjoos," says he spent $400 building "Aerocivic" in his yard using things you can get at hardware and art supply stores. That pretty much invalidates auto industry arguments about it being difficult and costly to build super fuel-efficient cars. It also makes him a contender for the Automotive X-Prize, a $10 million challenge to build the first 100-mpg car. According to a thread over at Ecomodder.com, basjoos started with a 1992 Honda Civic CX that already got about 50 mpg or so. He used aluminum, Coroplast and Lexan to improve the aerodynamics of the car, dropping the drag coefficient from 0.34 to 0.17. Although the car looks like it would be pushed all over the place, if not blow apart entirely, in a stiff breeze, basjoos claims it's smooth to 90 mph and will top 100 mph. He says it gets 95 mpg up to 65 mph before f

The Things I Love About You
I love the way you make me laugh I love the way you make me cry Tears of joy stream from my eyes As I hear your voice, a loving surprise. I love you when you're angry I love you when you're sad I love you when you're glad When you tell me of the day you had I love you truly I love you deeply Ever since the day I let you meet me I missed you when you left I miss you now more than ever Making a mistake that I regret Hoping that you are a forgiver Without you, my life is strife But now I ask for a second chance Be with me and start a life Together forever, an eternal dance I wait for you as the days go by My love is growing inch by inch I cannot wait to see you again But I wait for you, and your warm kiss I love you

Wana Be Part Of The Best Bomber Family?
What you heard is true. The best bomber FAMILY to belong to is here….closest family, most wins, best members…Yes indeed….. Here is the link to the bomber family page. If you want to be a part of it, check the page out, read the blog on the front main page and send a friend request to the page and put a little note in the friend request letting the owner know you are wanting to join the family and that it is not just a random friend request. FU-Bombers@ fubar What is comment bombing? Comment bombing means leaving as many comments as you can on a picture. The comments do not have to make sense. Most of our bombers just hit random letters on their keyboards and hit enter. The most effective bombing is done when you just hit a few keys and hit submit and do this until you are out of comments.

Levee Breaks As Storms Pummel West Coast
FERNLEY, Nev. — A ruptured levee sent a frigid "wall of water" from a rain-swollen canal into this high desert town early Saturday, flooding hundreds of homes and forcing the rescue of dozens of people by helicopter and boat. To the west, a dangerous layer of heavy snow covered the Northern California mountains as rain and wind from the third storm in as many days hit the West Coast. The storms have been blamed for at least three deaths, and hundreds of thousands of homes and businesses in California, Oregon and Washington were without power Saturday. No injuries were reported in the flood in Fernley, about 30 miles east of Reno, after a section of the Truckee Canal levee up to 150 feet long broke soon after 4 a.m. As many as 3,500 people were temporarily stranded and an estimated 1,500 ended up being displaced from their homes, Huntley said Saturday night. About 25 people remained at a shelter set up at a high school after a peak of about 150 earlier in the day. Eric Corne

It's A New Year.....time To Clean Out
Hello. I have decided that it is time for me to clean out my friends list again. Its been a while and I have people on there that I have never even heard from since they were added to my list. If you want to stay, let me know. I will start deleting Jan 11. thanks Hugs Carrie

Tools
I am sorry to burst your little bubbles but all this lounge shit and club shit is ridiculous. You tools dont own clubs or anything. Stop with all the names like Asshole-A.K.A-mememberofthetoolmobfamilybouncertotheredicoulousanduglysisterofthecomsmicmoronic. You think just because you have a few loser friends on a website that makes you less of a tool? You sit all day and wait for a rating or comment on your page instead of doing something meaningful like feeding your kids or working. You bitch and moan about how life sux but you dont do shit to change it. You will always be a Walmart worker if you waste you life on here! You will never be Britney Spears dummies. Just because you have guys that cant fuck a jelly doughnut at 3am tells you that you are a hottie doesn't change the face GOD gave you! Look at the people rating you! If you think they are nasty then why would you get a swelled head about your self? Obviously you would be less then them. Here is a secret, if you were a s

Sick Perv...block Him
BLOCK THIS SITE PERV HE TALKS ABOUT DEAD BABIES N RAPIN AND ALL KINDS OF CRAZY SHIT.... HERE IS THE LINK TO THE BULLETIN THAT WAS POSTED CLICK HIS PICK TO GO TO HIS PAGE...I HAVE READ HIS MUMS AND IT IS TRUE THAT HE TALKS ABOUT RAPIN BABYS N MIGGETS... BLOCK THIS SICK PERSON http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=134405741

Helping People Get Out & Stay Out Of Debt
Roger & Pamela own their own company and are in the "people helping" business. Achievements UnLimited Companies focuses on Marketing & Promotion, Financial Services, and Natural Health and Nutrition (Anti-Aging technology). Financial Services: 1)Helping people get out of credit card and other secured debt without filing bankruptcy, and 2)Helping people pay off their mortgages years early, saving them 10s of thousands in mortgage interest. Visit our Debt Free Blog Call Roger at 941-320-0818 if you need help.

Credit Cards Over $10,000?
Do you know your rights? It is your right as an American to arbitrate/negotiate your debt. Your creditors cannot hassle you without being faced with fines of $1,000 per phone call (which will go to you!) Our professional negotiators will reduce your debt by 35-40% or more, stop all interest, fees and penalties, and we will significantly lower your monthly payment and get you out of this debt in 18-39 months, with a great credit score. Call Roger at 941-320-0818 or email back with a phone number for Roger to call. Do not include any personal information. Your consultation is completely free! Visit our Debt Free Blog Roger D. Foulks, MBA Senior Debt Consultant 941-320-0818

Dr. Phil Criticized For Britney Brouhaha
LOS ANGELES - Dr. Phil's public brand of tough love sometimes makes him tough to love, particularly among mental health professionals who are accusing television's self-help guru of making an uncalled-for house call on Britney Spears this week. Although Dr. Phil - whose full name is Phillip McGraw - announced Monday that he is shelving plans for a show on Spears' latest breakdown, some in the mental health community say just showing up at her hospital room last week was going too far. "It's true people sometimes need to be placed under involuntary mental health treatment because they can't take care of themselves," veteran psychiatrist Dr. Jeffrey Sugar said of the 26-year-old Spears. "But there's a difference between being detained involuntarily for psychological treatment and being forced to endure Dr. Phil involuntarily." Spears, who appeared to have enough trouble already, saw McGraw barge into her life Saturday when he showed up at her room at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center

I'm Your Angel
! No Mountains too high, for you to climb All you have to do is have some climbing faith, oh yeah No rivers too wide, for you to make it across All you have to do is believe it when you pray And then you will see, the morning will come And everyday will be bright as the sun All of your fears cast them on me I just want you to see... I'll be your cloud up in the sky I'll be your shoulder when you cry I'll hear your voices when you call me I am your angel And when all hope is gone, I'm here No matter how far you are, I'm near It makes no difference who you are I am your angel I'm your angel I saw the teardrops, and I heard you cry All you need is time, seek me and you shall find You have everything and you're still lonely It doesn't have to be this way, let me show you a better day And then you will see, the morning will come And all of your days will be bright as the sun So all of your fears, just cast them on me How can I make you see... I'll

Loving You Will Be The Death Of Me
LOVING YOU WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME BY WILLY 2/23/02 11:30 pm. A-Harp, Key of E, Slow Boogie. Well, my mama tried to tell me what a girl like you could do. I didn't believe her, then you made he words come true! Although she warned me my fool eyes refused to see. So I fell for you, now loving you will be the death of me! Just like most girls you promised to love me to death. Only little did I know it would be such a long, painful death! Only thing I'm guilty of is trying to love you in the first-degree. Is that why loving you is gone be the death of me?! You didn't kill me the first time you broke my heart. Not the next ninety nine times you left me out in the dark! And I kept coming back all the times you left me in misery. Which is why I say loving you will be the death of me! My daddy died when I was a young men. Mostly I listened to him still I fell short of his plan! He told me to find a good woman her love would set me free. Well, I found you and loving

Bleeding
Tears explode in my eyes, bombs, burning, eyes Bleeding, trails of tears, running the course of my face And you are there. Kissing the tears away, smiling at me, And I have to wonder: Are you here to mop me up because you care, Or you like the taste of my blood? And if it’s my blood that keeps you here, I’ll open a wrist and really feed the demon you are. I can feel me dying inside.. Fading, falling, barely visible, intangible The deadly sins that swallow me whole, leave you Guiltless, how can you be to blame When I was emotionally terminal from the beginning? Your life can then be my fault, And if you sink your fingernails into my shoulders And dig your way deep enough, Somewhere, between straining corpuscles, ripping tendons You can frantically search for my heart What part is not frozen, white, crystalline, But teeming with pulsing purple blood, dripping And take your bite of that, it will Save me the trouble of crying And you the inconvenience of

Rest In Peace Robby
God took a very dear friend of ours this morning. He is the friend of ours who performed the ceremony for Karl & I when we got married. He was way too young. 41 years old and now he is gone :-( He will live on in our hearts and memories forever though :-) Rest in Peace Robby

The Holidays Messed My Time Up
Myspace Comments @ 123glitter.com School has started again and the holidays have got me messed up bad. I cant sleep on time, I wake up thorough the night and I be sleepy as hell in the mornings. I'll be so glad when my internal clock gets back on schedule so that I wont be sleepy as hell n school and can concentrate more. Best to everyone who has the same problem. Peace

Cum Get Dirty.
WANNA COME GET DIRTY WITH SIN CITY..WELL WE AR HIRING FOR DJS..SO JUST STOP IN AND HOLLA AT US ...CLICK THE LINK TO COME IN ,ALSO HAVE A DRINK ON US WE LOVE NEW PPL AND OUR MEMBERS SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS...WE ARE ROCKIN OUT AND WAITING ON YOU TO HAVE FUN WITH US (repost of original by '~*~Cassie~*~' on '2008-01-08 23:16:34')

Neuro-surgery For Epilepsy Cause And Effects. Part One. The Run Up To Surgery, Surgery & Hospital Era.
Neuro-surgery for epilepsy cause and effects. PART ONE. THE RUN UP TO SURGERY, SURGERY & HOSPITAL ERA. Upto May 2006. This is being written not with the intent of putting anyone off having surgery for epilepsy but more to inform anyone who wishes to know about what may (or may not as is the case with most of the experiences listed) occur. Surgery has its risks as with anything but I would say that the risks are worth taking because of the quality of life that finally comes. Also if there are any technical mistakes then apologies but I am not a medical student. What has become obvious is that a good surgeon is a pre-requisite to positive outcomes and afterwards having a supportive network of friends and family is a necessity due to the things that require help carrying out during recovery which, as I have discovered through experience, will take six months to become optimal. I started having seizures at the age of seven and after 43 years of absences, out of the blue, I w

Update On My Pissed Offness Last Night
Well, sooo, ok, like, I was whining and bitching, and was gonna just go to bed, because, god... i was so freaking mad. And he called me, after like, two hours... and, that didn't do much good really... so we hung up... then I was going to go to sleep and was like, "ummmm" duh... my work clothes were at his house.... Sp i had no fucking choice but to get my ass back up, get dressed and go over there. SO, i called him and told him... so we sat on the phone and started talking about everything... and i'm just like, duuude... although, yeah, the whole reason i was upset in the first place was a total misunderstanding, i was still pissed cuz he sat there and didn't talk to me for two hours... and after talking about everything, i understand why, but at the same time, i kinda dont get it... I mean, like, men think weird... I'm not the type of person to get pissed off about someone telling me something... and like all men, he was scared to tell me something and so instead, he just ignored me.

How Much I've Been Ruined By American Culture:
You've Been a Little Ruined by American Culture Whether you live in the US or not, deep down you're a little American. And there's nothing wrong with loving American culture, but it may have negative effects on your life. Slow down and enjoy what you have. Reconnect with life's simple pleasures. You don't need to be in a consumerist rat race. Life's too short to overwork yourself! Has American Culture Ruined You?

011008 Horoscope
Being of service to others comes naturally to you, for you derive true satisfaction when you help someone. This could also be a great time to host a social event or invite friends out to lunch. Whatever you do, remember that different types of people make for an interesting mix and can stimulate your imagination.

Bullshit..
You know i have been here since Sept 2006 and have over 2000 friends.. when i post things ask for things. where is everyone.. i'm so pissed right now.. this is so not fair.. i'm the sweetest person you can met and will do anything for you.. what is the deal. i'm to ugly to fat. what.. everyone else can post and everyone runs to them.. i think this is totally bullshit... i'm sorry i think i have maybe 3 or 4 friends on here that i talk to you... I can't help but to be so upset.. I spent all my time on here.. rating, fanning, everything i can do.. and then i look up. NOTHING, NOTHING......I ask those that are so so popular and you know who i'm talkin about, not being mean.. and its who you know, well shit... i know you all... so i'm back to my question, what is the DEAL.... Sorry ,but i can't take this anymore.. this place is for fun, whatever. it was when i first got here.. but now everyone is for thereselves....bull.....I really don't want to leave.. i have put to much into this and lo

The Tongue Can Be Your Worst Enemy!
THE TONGUE CAN BE YOUR WORST ENEMY! Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have power to create conditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring about. If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job. If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body can become sick. If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating. If you keep saying you're broke, guess what? You'll always be broke. If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life To hurt and betray you. If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed. If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, your very thought will attract more experiences to confirm your beliefs. If you keep talking about a divorce or break up in a relationship, then you might end up with it. Turn your thoughts and conversations around to be more p

The Obit Of Common Sense
Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly s tudent, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground

You Don't Even Have To Be A Mother To Enjoy This One...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates. 'About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you? 'Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. 'So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But t

Friday Is Random Thought Day
You'd think with all this random-ness built up over the last few days, this would be easy, but no such luck. As it happens... * May I impart the wisdom of my years to you? Always lower the toilet seat. The life you save may be your own. * I have never swam with dolphins, but in my defense, no dolphin has ever walked with me either. It's a two-way street. * I was watching YouTube last night, and I discovered that news bloopers never fail to crack me up. It's a nice reminder that nobody's perfect. * The sticky note is so simple an invention, it makes me want to create something too. But my ideas are never practical enough. I abandoned the self-cleaning driveway and the remote control couch without seeing them through. * I wish I had the intestinal fortitude to sit through a Lindsay Lohan movie. "I Know Who Killed Me" seems more a peek into her future than a work of fiction, considering how close she is to being a stripper. * While I'm talking about vapid mo

Listening
Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off. Then Aunt Jane.... At this point, Mommy cut him off and said 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.' At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story.... 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off. Then Aunt Jane & Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army.' Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.

Jealousy Or Hatred
First of all to understand this blog fully you need to read the one under ex's. Why is it when you tell somebody to leave you alone, they can't. I can't even go out to the bar and enjoy myself because my ex and her friends have to keep tabs on me. I don't want to go to a bar just so i have to look over my shoulder, i want to drink and have fun. And I know they are keeping tabs on me because i watch how they act in the bar, they walk thru and leave turn around and come back. Purposely walk behind me when there is clearly a path elsewhere when they know i don't like them. All it is, kiddie shit that needs to stop. GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!! I don't bother you, it is you that keeps bothering me. Get over the fact that i don't want anything to do with you no more. I have moved on, i stay out of your way so stay out of mine, simple and less drama. So what is the problem, are you jealous that you can't have me or do you just hate me because i moved on and don't care what you do with your

The Pussy Cat Song
My pussy cat was scratching out on my back door Scratched so long poor pussy got sore Sore pussy..ooohhhh Sore..pussy ooohhh Just a friendly little cat My pussy cat was sittin on the front step Sat so long poor pussy got wet Wet pussy...ohhhhh Sore, wet..pussy Just a friendly little cat My pussy cat was playing out on the back lot Played so long poor pussy got hot Hot pussy..ohhhh Sore, wet, hot...pussy.. Just a friendly little cat My pussy cat was rocking in the rocking chair Rocked so long he lost his hair Bald pussy...ohhh Sore, wet, hot, bald...pussy Just a friendly little cat My neighbor and I out at the clothes line I said to my neighbor won't you look at mine My pussy..oohhhhhh Sore, wet, hot, bald pussy Just a friendly little cat My neighbor stole my kitty But I did see I said to my neighbor set my pussy free Free pussy Sore, wet, hot, bad free pussy Just a friendly little cat Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

Something Funny
CHINESE SICK LEAVE - " I NO COME WORK TODAY" Hung Chow calls into work and says, " Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work." The boss says, "I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........................ You got nice house.

Poem-13.01.2008 - I Think And Feel This Way
I know I ruined my whole life By thinking Thinking I was worthless Thinking everyone was better I got myself in this pit Deep down in there you will find me Alone with my thoughts With this thoughts And on the floor of this pit You will find my shattered dreams My hopes and my strength The walls are decorated Decorated with the images of what I've lost They remind me that everything was real And that I don't make it up They keep me sane on the one hand But they also make me want it back I wish every day for someone Someone who give me a hand A hand to pull me out A person who can make me forget Forget about what is in this pit But unless that person comes I will still climb up but fall back And from time to time And I think, I think... Think about all the things The things I regret not experiencing them Life is pain, but without the pain you don't know you're alive That is the hard painfull truth Reason of life is trying to be happy with what you have go

Fed Up!!!!
Ok you are gonna have to excuse any fuck ups in this blog cuz right now im pissed. I am sick and tierd of ppl walking all over me and taking advatage of my kindness! I am tierd of fighting with my friends because i am tryin to do something nice for them! I am tierd of the wrong ppl gettin yelled at for shit that ISNT their fuckin fault. So stop taking the blame for other ppl and just let me fuckin yell at them and get it off my chest!!!!!!!!!! And stop arguing with me when its not your fault that im pissed.when i know someone NEEDS me to help them then i DONT mind doing it but im tierd of these others that there is nothing wrong yet they cant do what they said they would! so fuck it im done! I give up!!! I cant fuckin win for losin! thank you for letting me get that off my chest, and no i still dont feel any fuckin better!!

Eh, Wanna Help?
No, it's not a contest or anything. I am just trying to find some people that would be interested in helping me Promote the lounge that I am a memer in. I need all the help I can get to help make this lounge the hottest thing on Fubar. If you're interested, please let me know. You can send me a shout, a message or even YIM me. jared.shirk is my SN. Please get up with me and let me know. Thank You. Arc

Lovestorm
Darkness, shadows, and fog, Slam down on my bright day. Feel left defenseless. Vulnerability descends around me. Left out in this storm alone No hope of finding shelter From the rain falling down Looking up into a starless sky I give up on the world Losing myself in the flood And letting all emotion drown Never to surface again. JMW 1-10-08

Just A Click Away....
The Animal Rescue Site focuses the power of the Internet on a specific need — providing food for some of the 27 million unwanted animals given to shelters in the U.S. every year. Over 10 million animals are put to death every year in the U.S. alone because they are abandoned and unwanted. Each click on the purple "Click Here to Give - it's FREE" button at The Animal Rescue Site provides food and care for a rescued animal living in a shelter or sanctuary The Child Health Site provides a feel-good way to help promote awareness as well as prevent and treat devastating childhood illness every day — through easy and quick online activities. With a simple, daily click of the blue "Click Here to Give - it's FREE" button at The Child Health Site, visitors help children. Visitors pay nothing. The Breast Cancer Site provides a feel-good way to help promote awareness of breast cancer and provide free mammograms for women in need every day — through easy and quick online activi

Green Piggies And Ufo's Are In The News Today..
U.F.O. sightings are in the news again. The town of STEPHENVILLE, Texas apparently a farming community is all abuzz with talk of UFO sightings. Now on the same front page one could also see little green pig’s. Isn’t piggies a word? Well it should be. Doesn’t the little song we all have heard once or a million times and hopefully sung by our mothers or fathers: This little piggy went to market and this little piggy… you know, I do not have to go on because sooner or later I was going to have to say WEE, WEE, WEE all the way home and I am just a bit old to have to say that. The mental ward would be calling my name for sure. Oh yeah… GOOD MORNING to you and yours or just you and well you. So Green Piggies ok Pig’s and sightings of UFO’S what do they have in common? Well they were both at one time today on the front page of msn’s web site. Other then that really, most honestly nothing! So do you think that UFO’S are circling the world and abductions are just waiting to happen and some goo

Do U Know Me Fill This Out
So You Think You Know Me... (2 Points) My name: (4 Points) My last name: (4 Points) Who am I in love with: (1 Points) Where did we meet: (6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name: (1 Points) Where do I work: (3 Point) What am I afraid of: (2 Points) Do I smoke : (3 Points) Do I drink: (3 points) Do you think Im a virgin: (1 Point) Do I have any siblings: (2 Points) How many: (2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do: (1 Point) How many piercings do I have: (4 Points) How many tattoos do I have: (3 Points) What's my favorite type of music: (4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing: (3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: (2 Points) Whats my favorite color: (3 Points) Name something I hate: (4 Points) Name a talent I have: (4 Points) Whats my phone number: (4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear: (4 Points) Do I have any pets: (2 Points) Who am I dating/likeing right now: (5 Points) How long have I been dating them: (5 points) How tall am I: (5 Point

The Way You Make Me Feel
You make me feel special, You make me feel new, You make me feel loved, With everything you do. You hold me close when I am sad. You wipe the tears from my face. Every time we are together, It seems like the perfect place. My eyes light up when you enter a room. I smile when we are together. No matter how bad things are, You always make them better. I love the way you kiss me, The way you hold me tight. I love the way you touch me, I could be with you all night. I love the way you can make me laugh For absolutely no reason at all. I love how no matter what I do, You will be there to catch me when I fall. I just want you to know, That even though we sometimes fight, I will always love you! No matter what, day or night. gmw 07!

Sleepless
night i lie awake my room is so cold. i think distant thoughts of some one far away. my head swims with the ideas and the fantasies. i drift in and out of reality and dream, untill the world is unclear to me. was that my phone or did i dream it rang...... should i get it or stay here..... i reach for my phone it beats like a heart, the red shining shell seems to glow knowing i need it. i look.... nothing ...i was dreaming. i lay my head to the pillow and try to get back to where i was... the my red phone beats again.. i watch it ask my self do i fall for it again or just go back to my dream.... what do i have to lose, i reach at it look again..my heart jumps it is real i look and see what i wanted to ..... lay smiling back on to my pillow.

Happy Hour
Thanks to · 'Sherrylicious' Tonight I have a Happy hour woot she rocks so come and show us bunches of love...The happy hour is 7 fubar time and 10 my time woot woot.......... Texxas~FU G/F OF DASH..~ co owner and Head bouncer of Dragon's Fyre~@ fubar Thanks again Sherry a wonderful gift from a sweet women.... Make sure u luv her 2 Sherrylicious@ fubar Thanks Texxas Pssst save ure 11s lmao

Here's Something To Really Make You Mad
"Unborn children of the region [are] being asked to pay the highest price, the integrity of their DNA." - Ross B. Mirkarimi, The Arms Control Research Centre, from his report: ‘The Environmental and Human Health Impacts of the Gulf Region with Special Reference to Iraq.’ May 1992 "Only tyrants can take a nation to war without the consent of the people. The planned war against Iraq without a Declaration of War is illegal. It is unwise because of many unforeseen consequences that are likely to result. It is immoral and unjust, because it has nothing to do with US security and because Iraq has not initiated aggression against us." -Congressman Ron Paul In an act of stark cruelty, the US dominated Sanctions Committee refuses to permit Iraq to import the clean-up equipment that they desperately need to decontaminate their country of the Depleted Uranium ammunition that the US fired at them. Approximately 315 tons of DU dust was left by the use of this ammunition. The Sanction

Voice Overs... Never Really Thought Of It Before..
Good Morning and happy Thursday to you. Have you ever seen one of those dubbed films I hope I have the naming of it correctly written. It’s a film where the actors voices do not match the actor themselves. Like a Japanese made film which does not show the closed caption words but rather has the actors speaking with a dubbed voice. Well apparently a few polish films still try to do that. No pun intended. While European and American TV and film producers take care to have dialogue dubbed into foreign languages using voices that are appropriate for each actor, the dubbing in Poland continues to be done by "lektors" males with smoking-seasoned voices who speak the dialogue of all the characters in a story in the same pitch. The trick, according to an October Wall Street Journal dispatch, is "speaking so smoothly that viewers forget that Paris Hilton sounds like a Polish Johnny Cash." One experiment using six different actors for the cast of an episode of "Friends" bombed with viewers, an

News
The prestigious university has announced from now on undergraduate students from low-income families can go to harvard for free...no tuition,and no student loans.If you know of a family earning less than $60.000 a year with an honor studen graduating from high school,Harvard wants to pay the tuition. Harvard announced reduced fees for students from families with incomes between $60.000 and $80.000. for more information on families with income under $60,000 a year visit Harvard's financial aid websie. http;//www.news.harvard.edu/gaette/daily/2006/03/30-finaid.html or call(617) 495 1581 Pass this on I know everyone must know someone that can benifit from this.

Trying To Forget
Trying to forget the way it use to be, Trying to see through the tears, in so much fear. Trying to forget the way things will never be, Looking across the deep blue sea, down on my knees. I tried to be all that you wanted me to be. But I can only be who I was meant to be. I did my best I am not like the rest. Trying to forget the way it use to be. It has started to rain, cant fight the pain. I am trying to forget all the lies, that made me have to say goodbye, Now I can only cry. Now there is a war going on outside these doors, my heart is tore. I feel so alone, if I had only known. Trying to forget why is it so hard, I am so scarred. Through the years I only wanted you to shine, never saw the signs. Now I only try to forget, the pain that you have caused. I can still hear you calling, but the tears are still falling. I heard you scream in a dream, but no longer are we a team, can't mend the seams. Trying to forget the way it use to be, I am lost

Cowboy's' Are A Dying Breed
To them Cowboys! To every Cowboy that's said, "Sex can't wait, wait min. that came out wrong" To every Cowboy that's said, "You're beautiful Ma'am." To every Cowboy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every Cowboy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every Cowboy who has given her flowers just because. To every Cowboy that said he would die for her. To every Cowboy that really would. To every Cowboy that did what she wanted to do. To every Cowboy that she cried in front of. To every Cowboy that holds hands with her. To every Cowboy that kisses her with meaning. To every Cowboy that hugs her when she's sad. To every Cowboy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every Cowboy who would give their jacket up for her. To every Cowboy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every Cowboy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every Cowboy th

Fu-famous Liar Are Decievers....
OK GUYS THIS IS HOW FAST DRAMA STARTS... UMMM I JUST ASKED FOR A PIC or some help.. WELL THEN I GET MY ASS CHEWED...WOW JUST OVER A PIC. AND THE I'M THE ONE WITH THE HAVE PROBLEM... YOU AT THE WHAT I GET.. I'M THE SWEETEST PERSON HERE YOU CAN MEET.. I DON'T DESERVE THIS KINDA REACTION... SOMEONE HAS A PROBLEM... I'M NOT TRYING TO BE POPULAR HERE... I WAS JUST ASKING FOR A PIC.. THAT I THOUGHT WAS REALLY COOL.. BEING POPULAR ISN'T A ISSUE. I'M SO SO TIRED SO THE DRAMA AROUND HERE, I HAD OVER 2000 FRIENDS ON MY LIST AND I CLEANED THEM OUT CAUSE WE NEVER TALKED, BUT THATS OK, CAUSE I WANTED TO START OVER, NO BIG DEAL, BUT SHE THINKS I WANT TO BE POPULAR CAUSE I WANTED A PIC LIKE HERS.. WOW OK UMMM DOING A MUMM ABOUT ME.. IT THAT CRAZY OR WHAT.. REALLY.. TALKING ABOUT ME AND GETTING AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND SEEING THE REAL LIFE.. I THINK YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID.. BUT I GUESS YOU DID GET SOME POINTS AND SOME REALLY GOOD OPINIONS ON YOUR MUMM SO

Hate Me.....
I know the song "Hate Me" is performed by the band Blue October, but there is quite a bit of irony in the band's name and the song. The past October was blue for me. Add a touch of black, as well. The woman I have known to be there for me throughout my entire 31 (nearly 32) years of my life was taken from this world.....my mother. Mom was diagnosed with inoperable cancer in the early part of September. Doctor's tried radiation treatments, but to no avail. It was way too late for any medical precedure. One thing about my mother is that she was a trooper through it all. When they gave her the prognosis of 1 year with treatment and 2-4 months without, she said "Y'all don't know. You're just a man. Only God knows when I'm leaving this place." Just a couple of short weeks after she made that statement, she lost her battle. The war, however, was won. She isn't suffering anymore. That is the thing that eases my mind the most. She is my angel on my shoulder in good times a

The Joys Of Having A Little Boy....
For those who have sons & those who will get a sneak peak into the lives of parents who have sons..... And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. hou se 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the mot or is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a

Masssssssssssssss
mass* and bored YAHOO ADOPTION..LOL Here's the rules of YAHOO Adoption: Send this to all the people on your list and see who wants to own you.- The first person to send u a message saying " I own you" owns you. It's simple... P.S. send it cuz it is kinda funny and it might be surprising to see who gets you first See who picks you... Let the games begin! lol

Today
today my life felt like it was eroding beneith my feet, the pain and the bordem of the day was so distressing I could have shot myself in the brain and killed millions and millions of braincells and I would have enjoyed it aswell mostly I could and would have give myself the most horrific death in the entire world it would be worse than Jack the ripper the famous killer I mean the day was utterly annoying

Things You Might Need To Look In To For Updates
QUICKTIME ( FOR APPLE ) http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/ QUICKTIME ( REGULAR ) http://www.download.com/QuickTime/3000-2139_4-10002208.html MICROTREND HOUSECALLS (FREE ONLINE VIRUS CHECK - CATCHES EVEN MORE THAN NORTON) http://housecall.trendmicro.com/ MOZILLA FIREFOX BROWSER ( WORKS BETTER ON FUBAR THAN INTERNET EXPLORER DOES ) http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/ WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER http://mediaplayer.downloadcenterz.com/ WINAMP MEDIA PLAYER http://www.winamp.com/player/free-download-full?lang=en-us

No One Knows?
Feelings racing, tossing, turning in a sea of madness. All things I do despair, as I live and breathe each day. Hopelessness springs eternal in the shades of gray, nothing black and nothing white. Nothing ever inbetween but fear and despair. Torturous existence of wondering about love, is it true or dark as night. No one really knows I suppose, that's just the way it's meant to be.

Remember The Wolf..an Awesome Guy...show Him Some Luv Plz
this guy has a heart of gold...please take a minute of ur time and show him the love he deserves *RememberTheWolfPack*ENFORCER@SCATTERSWORLD~~SECURITY@CharmedVisions@ fubar

January 20th
***PS before you read this. This is not directed towards ANY person in particular.. This is for people to realize they need to be comfortable in WHO the HELL the ARE*** Not who HOLLYWOOD wants you to be! Today... I've discovered I'm a bitch... I tell people how it is.. And they can't handle it! You post a "Mumm" and i want to throw my 2cents in... TRUST me.. I'll be throwing it it.. No matter how mean/nice/hurtful/hateful it is. I really don't give a rats ass And if you can't handle it.. I really wouldnt suggest you talk to me. YOU.. are TRUELY better not crossing my path... People get on my nerves. And annoy me VERY easily. This.. is well.. My capricorn Nature If you don't like what I have to say... Take a wild guess and ignore me.. I'm a VERY oppiniated person. I speak my mind. And I don't hold shit back. Especially about 2cent whores. Who are truely stupid enough to alter their body. Go to the fucking gym! I DID IT AT 250lbs Bitch... If my fat ass c

African Queens
imikimi - Customize Your World They say time is precious, That time is of the essence, But what is this illusion? What is time? It goes by, they say, But I don't see anything. They even say,How time flies, Does it have wings? Never have I seen it, Never have I understood it's physical being. But I do know some things, I know the time that I'm away from you. Time is precious. It is of the essence. But no time is worth my time, Unless that time is spent with you. How time weighs heavily on my heart. Oh, how time does eat away at me. Time is not physical, but rather spiritual, For no time is more spiritual then when you're with me.

The Real Wicca
the Real Wicca We don't fly on broomsticks We don't raise the dead The bad things you think of wicca Are really in your head. We don't believe in hell And satan and all that junk We don't dress all goth We don't all dress punk. we DO believe in God but also in a Goddess they are both considered equal and at least we are not godless. please don't try to change our minds because it will not work we won't try to make YOU change consider that a perk This is the path we have chosen You can choose your own But don't pull us onto yours We're standing like a stone.

Change Of Plans...
Ok.. Did some thinking last night about leaving Fubar.. I guess I could stay and leave the account open, but like I said I won't be on here for a while.. I have to get things in order in my life and my child's life..I'll check this every now and again.. Thanks for being my friends, cya soon.. Love ya Diane

Horse Sense...by Pink
Good Morning. You ever wonder why we listen to personalities. Why we give a good rat’s ass what they have to say and why? Or why they make us think about what they’re saying? Well today Pink the high school drop out turned into punk rocker legend toss’s out a few jabs towards her co-starlet rich and racy same age lost souls. Then gets to the real meat of her reason for being interviewed. Horse’s with their rib cages showing. Yeah Horse’s I love horses and feel often too many times they are being mistreated as well. But, she went as far as having a lighted billboard that reads: BUCK CRUELTY! Say no to horse drawn carriages. Well, good subject but wrong delivery. Say no to the owners who treat the animal badly yes, but do not stop taking rides from those that don’t treat their animals badly. There are good and bad in every situation it’s the bad that you want to punish not the good. You can tell a horse that has been taken care of and been treated great. They normally act like I am her

This Pain
This pain has destroyed me, I can no longer leave it be It wont be happy 'till im dead and broken, fed up with this pain! If only someone heard my call, this pain could of eased, I hope you watched me fall, and your feeling pleased. I cant wait 'till tomorrow, untill then I'll stand tall, I wont hang my head in sorrow, for i can end it all.

Dont Take Life Lightly...
My granfather past away on the 27th of December.I spent my whole life around him.He was my hero and my best friend. A day before he past away I was in the floor working on a paper with my laptop. My granfather got in the floor and was wondering what I was doing and wanted to learn something about computers.He being 85, I was afraid he would get down and could not get up.He always acted as if he was alot younger than he really was. The Wednesday before Christmas I went to do a little more last minute shopping when my phone rang, My granmother screaming please help me.I dropped everything and ran out the door. My life changed at that moment. He had a stroke and was dead before I got home.I never got to tell him I loved him.. Always live life as if it was your last.Things could be taken away from you when you least expect it........

He Will Be Missed....
NEW YORK - Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday at a downtown Manhattan residence, and police said drugs may have been a factor. He was 28. NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said Ledger had an appointment for a massage at the Manhattan apartment believed to be his home. The housekeeper who went to let him know the masseuse had arrived found him dead at 3:26 p.m. The Australian-born actor was nominated for an Oscar for "Brokeback Mountain," where he met his wife, actress Michelle Williams, in 2005. Ledger and Williams had lived in Brooklyn and had a daughter, Matilda, until they split up last year. Ledger was to appear as the Joker this year in "The Dark Night," a sequel to 2005's "Batman Begins." He's had starring roles in "A Knight's Tale" and "The Patriot," and played the suicidal son of Billy Bob Thornton in "Monster's Ball." Ledger grew up in Perth, and began doing amateur theater at age 10. At 16, he moved to Sydney to pursue an acting career, quickly landing TV movie roles

Sometimes You Have To Face Facts~
Now starting this blog today, I was kinda reluctant, hell down right scared shitless, thats the kind of man I am. I never want to hurt anyone, been treated like shit my entire life, but today, Mr Nice Guy has had enough! To start off, I will say that this blog is in no way directly pointing the finger at one particular person, don't believe me well then fuck you! I'm man enough to come to your ass, face to face, rather than waste my time I figured, do what you do best, rip some shit with your keyboard. It never ceases to amaze me how the word "Friend" is used so loosely! When I came to Fubar I'll admit, like most of you I was in search of something, friends, a blow job, etc, you get the point! I never knew out of 500 or so friends, fans, etc, that the actual "Real Friends" were summed up to my 5 fingers. Each one of the five know who they are so no need to name names. I am so grateful and humble for your friendships, and I thank you! Now to the rest I say this, No more will I be the ok

Wonder If
still no dates its been 6 years since I have been on a real date is there not any one who would willingly go out with me at least on a date even if it is only one I am so lonely going to movies alone these days

A Fallen Soldier
THE SOLDIER GETS A LETTER SAYIN HE HAS TO GO TO WAR. HIS WIFE IS 8 MONTHS PREGNANT THS SOLDIER HAS TO LEAVE FOR WAR HIS WIFE IS ALMOST GOING INTO LABOR THE SOLDIER HAS A WEEK IN WAR THE WIFE JUST HAD A DAUGHTER THE SOLDIER HASN'T SLEPT IN DAYS THE WIFE CAN'T SLEEP CAUSE OF THE BABY THE SOLDIER AFTER 3 MONTHS FINALLY GETS A PHONE CALL HOME HE FINALLY HEARS HIS DAUGHTER CRY THE SOLDIER IS KILLED BY A SURPRISE BOMBING HIS DAUGHTER SAYS DADDY FOR THE FIRST TIME NOW HIS WIFE IS A WIDOW THE DAUGHTER NEVER MET HER FATHER HE DIED FOR HIS COUNTRY THEY GAVE HIS WIFE A PIN AND FLAG ALL THEY COULD SAY WAS I AM SORRY THE DAUGHTER NEVER KNEW HER FATHER. TO ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN N DAUGHTERS N SON WHO HAS LOST THERE BELOVED ONES OVER SEAS FIGHTING FOR OUR FREEDOM...

Awwwwww What A Sweetie!
Sean left this for me as a comment... he loves me hehehehe =D Sean: When will I find I love? Where will she be, And if she's out there will she wait for me? Andrea: How will he know me? Will I know him? Is there no end to all my questioning? Sean: Can I believe what I am seeing, what I am feeling Something so rare, watching her there She makes my heart stop. Andrea: Can I believe what I'm feeling, my head is reeling, He just looked my way, from the start I can say I will give him everything. Strange emotions wash over me Like the motion of the deepest sea, And I feel Chorus: Both: First love (I need nobody but you), You're all I'm dreamed of (I will be constant and true), Love moves me inside like the moon moves the tide. My first love. Sean: Can it be true? Can this be real love? Am I worthy of a vision so pure Oh lovely one, she's what I waited for. Andrea: Can it be true, or am I dreaming? He makes my heart sing Watching his eyes, a loo

Love
A message of love and hope go your way an end to the torment you pass day to day a love that consoles though the past has erased remember MY LOVE, is far from replaced. Though nights seem lonely, and tears well your eyes forever I'm bound in this love I disguise for truely as hearts beat and become one I send with it my unconditional love. With hearts so true I bare only your name I have only my weakness 4 loss of you to blame A heart once broken shall beat true again with it I'll love you without an end.

Season Of The Bike
Subject: Season of the Bike There is cold, and there is cold on a motorcycle. Cold on a motorcycle is like being beaten with cold hammers while being kicked with cold boots, a bone bruising cold. The wind's big hands squeeze the heat out of my body and whisk it away; caught in a cold October rain, the drops don't even feel like water. They feel like shards of bone fallen from the skies of Hell to pock my face. I expect to arrive with my cheeks and forehead streaked with blood, but that's just an illusion, just the misery of nerves not designed for highway speeds. Despite this, it's hard to give up my motorcycle in the fall and I rush to get it on the road again in the spring; lapses of sanity like this are common among motorcyclists. When you let a motorcycle into your life you’re changed forever. The letters "MC" are stamped on your driver’s license right next to your sex and weight as if "motorcycle" was just another of your physical characteristics, or maybe a mental condition.

Love In The Woods Fanasty
Today's Featured Idea... Love in the WoodsI am in a long-distance relationship, and I always try to do things to keep the fire burning. We talk about romantic ideas on phone, and I’ve always talked about what I would love to do if we got to make out in the woods. So, when we decided to take a vacation together, I figured it was time to make that fantasy come true. The place we were staying at was really far away from the woods, so I decided to bring the woods to her. I got some leaves and some candles and got to work on my hotel room. I spread the leaves all over the room -- on the bed, the floor, over the dressers, etc., and then placed the candles around the room on candlesticks to keep them far away from the leaves. I added some fruits just to give the room a bit of a tropical feel. Then I dressed myself up in leaves -- no clothing, just leaves, and added some honey to “sweeten” the deal. I called her on the phone and asked her to meet me up in my room. She opened the door and, we

Snake Bite Radio
ARE YOU A LOUNGE OWNER/CO-OWNER INTERESTED IN A NEW STATION OR THINKING OF OPENING A LOUNGE BUT NEED A KICK A$$ STATION TO GO WITH IT??? LOOK NO FURTHER!!!! SNAKE BITE RADIO WANTS TO INVADE YOUR LOUNGE!!!! THAT’S RIGHT, SBR THE UP AND COMING ONLINE RADIO STATION IS LOOKING FOR COOL NEW LOUNGES. WE HAVE ROCKING DJs TAKING REQUESTS. IF NO DJ IS LIVE, DON'T WORRY WE PLAY MANY DIFFERENT TYPES OF MUSIC, COMEDY & SOME STUFF THAT WE HAVEN'T REALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT TO CALL IT. ALWAYS A GOOD TUNE AND AN EVEN BETTER TIME. IF YOU THINK YOU MAY BE INTERESTED DROP ME A MESSAGE. IN THE MESSAGE PLEASE LEAVE THE NAME OF THE PERSON TO BE CONTACTED & THE LOUNGE NAME WITH THE LINK. (PLEASE NO PRIVATE LOUNGES.) WHATS THAT??? YOU DON"T HAVE OR WANT A LOUNGE??? DO YOU LIKE MUSIC? DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE??? WHY NOT BECOME A DJ??? YUP YOU READ THAT RIGHT. SBR IS ALWAYS ON THE HUNT FOR NEW DJs. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BEING A DJ @ SBR, DROP

Lesson Of The Day - Never Lie To Your Mother
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates." About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm

Dream
waking up from a bad dream isnt new to me, but i still dont like it, and still not used to it. Why do i have these dreams? Is that because i think about it? It really bothers me cuz its about what hurts me. I shouldnt let it affect me, but sometimes it reminds me of the pain. How do i move on?

Changes In The Air...
So. I'm thinking of getting my hair dyed and getting a nose piercing! Nothing huge...just a stud on the left side. I've been debating both the hair and the piercing for a bit now and I think I'm actually going to make it happen in the next week or so. I'm feeling black and blonde streaks for the hair, maybe a bit of a different style, more poofy... I just need some change. Feel free to share your thoughts on this pressing matter :P

Why Did U Take The Easy Way Out
well as of this morning someone i love is basicly considered dead because #1 he left a suicide note #2 no one has heard from him and #3 noone can find him so I need to fucking vent WHY The fuck did u take the easy way out..This is probably the worst day for me ever..U FUCKING lied to me..u told me we would never lose each other u promised we would always be friends NO MATTER WHAT...WHY would u do this whyyyyyyyyyyy.omg u promised me u were ok and u wernt gonna do anything im dumb i belived u....why didnt u call me GIRRRRR IM GONNA MISS U SO MUCH..:( I really cared about u and u didnt belive that WHY? U FUCKING LIED u EVEN TOLD ME UR SELF suicide is for pussys its the pussy way out...WELL i guess ur a pussy now arent u.GOD DAMMIT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY did u fucking do this..REALLY WHY last night before we stopped talking u were all happy...telling me right now ur happier then u have ever been ..was that a fucking act? HUH girrrrrrrrrrrr MIKEY im gonna fucking miss u I just cant belive

Blanket 1 Me 0
So i was getting out of bed yesterday...got caught up in my blanket and went down like a tree!! Only thing that saved my nose was how i had my arms when i went down (was on phone with mom so had arms up) (oh and didn't drop the cell LOL) so anyways the toe was not so lucky!! I broke it!!! oh and this is my VERY FIRST BROKEN BONE!!! So This is a picture BEFORE i went to work!! Here it is after work!!

Grandma & Grandpa
Grandma & Grandpa Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensi ve." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," Answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow." Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!" Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensi ve."

Love And Happiness.
You held my hand,you held it tight You squeezed me hard to make it right. But then you left and broke me down A love is gone never to be found. I walked around for days and night Holding on to your love so tight I cried for hours i cried for days wishing i could of loved you right. You took my heart and broke it in two, Half for me,and half for you. But now i've found a love thats good. My heart is whole and feeling new It's beats with yours as a souls collide A happiness within,A happiness alive We bind together to become one We kiss the lips we love upon We touch the skin of the one we love We unite together,and together we stand Forever together in each other's hands To be here for love happiness and such times To share the moments of our loveful lives. To be as one and together be true Half a heart for me,Half a heart for you To join them together and see what we have A love and happiness which will always last.

Take A Walk In My Mind
NEVER SHINE Surrounded by solitude, wasting self doubt Sorrow is shadowed by whispers that shout Scream I'm dying and saying I'm done Through with the pain but never can run Constant reminders that never leave sight Not heard over the cries that bellow at night World upside down with thoughts of the choice You know it is there you just have no voice Admit your disguised and hidden beneath All of the things that make you seem sweet Pretend your content and satisfied at heart Dont ask me why its all falling apart Shredded and scorched by the flames of the past I'll never break through the wall you have cast The mountain the separates your heart from my hand The ocean that tells me the future is damned Soft brush on my cheek or breath on my neck My faith on the line is what this will wreck Has fate been destroyed,defeated, left bleeding Is it covered,or hiding, maybe just sleeping Tired of witnessing our sheer lack of hope The thrown away deepness our abilities to

Excuse Me, Are You As Dumb As I Look?
I have a gun. It is kept in a case with a trigger lock in my dresser drawer. I keep it there because I do not want to carry it with me. Not because I am not trained to do so (I am, ridiculously so). Not because I am afraid that it will be taken from me (it won’t). No, I do not want to carry it on me because I am afraid I will use it… not in defense, not in aggression. But I am afraid that I will act as the right hand of God. And smite the stupid people. There is no shortage of them… lemmings, rushing to conclusions, suicidal almost in their absolute disregard for common sense. And logic. And common courtesy. In my opinion, God must have sprinkled the world with these morons for a little flavoring, to spice things up. But I’m not one for the taste. Some instances that drive me nuts… 1. One day, at the bank in the drive-thru teller, funniness happens. It’s probably only funny to me, because I’m a sick and twisted motherfucker… and m

Divorce
Well finally my wife has filed for divorce she is finally going to give me 1 no more hassles or headaches I applaud my ex she is finally coming to her senses in our marriage knowing it is over for us and not pushing for something that is not there

Love Quotes
True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist, Nor can it be hidden where it truly does. ~ by Anonymous ~ Seduce my mind and you can have my body, Find my soul and I'm yours forever. ~ by Anonymous ~ Love asks me no questions, And gives me endless support... ~ by William Shakespeare ~ Once in awhile, Right in the middle of an ordinary life, Love gives us a fairy tale. ~ by Anonymous ~ The only things in life you regret, Are the risks that you didn't take. ~ by Anonymous ~ You may only be one person to the world But you may also be the world to one person. ~ by Anonymous ~ A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me Together forever and never apart, Maybe in distance, but never in heart. ~ by Anonymous ~ Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. ~ by Elizabeth Browning ~ Love me without fear Trust me without questioning Need me without demanding Want me without

Truisms
- Always give 100% at work - 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday - For Sale - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once. - One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day. - Failure is not an option! It comes bundled with the software. - I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. - West Virginia ..... Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names. - What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? - Can you yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded firestation?

Moments Like These! Love You Baby!
Sun wakes me in the morning, as I awake with a smile on my face. I know that today not only do I meet my friend, but possibly my soul mate and life long companion. Minute after minute time goes by, and it finally dawns on me that you are very close by. As the butterflies run races within my stomach, I prepare myself to look into your eyes. After all the late night conversations, nothing could prepare me for the moments that lie ahead of me. The drive was wonderful and my head was full of thoughts. I had no clue what to expect from you. As we pulled in and our eyes met, I could not restrain myself from wrapping my arms around you. It was a feeling like no other, a feeling that I would never soon forget. AS we slowly walked through the park, and the kids run to play, I cant help but think about how wonderful it is to have you here with me. As you walk up behind me, my body just relaxes at the wonderful sensation of your touch. I never want you to let go. I want to feel your touch forever

Principles Of The Wiccan Belief
1. We practice rites to attune ourselves with the natural rhythm of life forces marked by the phases of the Moon and the seasonal Quarters and Cross Quarters. 2. We recognize that our intelligence gives us a unique responsibility towards our environment. We seek to live in harmony with Nature, in ecological balance offering fulfillment to life and consciousness within an evolutionary concept. 3. We acknowledge a depth of power far greater than that apparent to the average person. Because it is far greater than ordinary it is sometimes called "supernatural", but we see it as lying within that which is naturally potential to all. 4. We conceive of the Creative Power in the universe as manifesting through polarity-as masculine and feminine-and that this same Creative Power lies in all people, and functions through the interaction of the masculine and feminine. We value neither above the other, knowing each to be supportive of the other. We value sex as pleasure, as the symbol and

Manhunt: The 12-day Hunt For Lincoln's Killer
Don't let the title or the subject matter scare or fool you...even if you are not a great fan of the Civil War, Lincoln, or history in general. "Manhunt" reads more like an action-adventure than a historical narrative. Drawing directly from the newspaper and contemporary personal accounts of the events, James L. Swanson weaves an action packed tale that follows the moves of John Wilkes Booth and other conspirators from the surrender of the Confederates at Appomattox through the assassination of the president, to Booth's eventual demise. Amazingly, you get a sense of both the desperation of Booth as he flees Washington DC, through Maryland to his ultimate goal of Confederate Virginia and the safety of the Deep South. You also are able to sense the same desperation felt by the various members of the "manhunt" as they all attempt to stop Booth's escape. The loose band of law enforcement officials -- consisting of private investigators, the US Army, and citizens seeking reward, are c

Perspective Correction
you stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got

Addiction
So today I start down a very dark and dreary road. I have decided to stop taking my pain meds because the narcotic side effects of these are just as addicting as those of the percocets I was addicted to. It's going to be tough because pain is a daily part of my life now and the pills have helped manage it. Still, I would rather have the pain than deal with the control that a pill can have over me. I relize that this is nothing less than weakness on my part and I take full responsibility for it. The pain of withdrawl is the price I pay for being weak minded again. This means I am going to be getting nasty for a few days so to everyone: I apologize if I am not my usual happy self. Just bear with me and I promise that your friendship won't be forgotten. IN advance, thank you to all my friends who will support me in this tough time. I love you all. ~R

Thanks To You Im Never Blue
3am im normally dreamin but for some reason not this nite. my mind keeps thinkin about the smile on your face, your beautiful shape, and how much i enjoy seein your face. when u say my name it makes me feel warm inside, when i make u mad you still make me smile on the outside. i cant get u off my mind even if i tried, think of u just feels so right to me, thanks to you i sleep good at nite thanks to u mind stays right, u stayed by myside through the times i was messin up and not really givin a fuck, u stood by me like it was ment to be, and becuz of that im finally happy. when my eyes close ill still see your face, which is a goodthing cuz ill finally sleep the nit away.

He Or She
he or she You know how they say a boat is referred to as "She" and classified a female? Well, I believe everything in this world actually does have a gender. And here are some of them: ZIPLOC BAGS are male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. SHOES are male, because they are usually unpolished, with their tongues hanging out. PHOTOCOPIERS are female, because once turned off, they take a while to warm up. TIRES are male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS are male, because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under them and, of course, there's the hot air part. SPONGES are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. THE SUBWAY is male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. AN HOURGLASS is female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS are male, because they haven't evolved much over the last 5,000 years

Pasta Shrimp Bake
Pasta shrimp bake 4 cups dried pasta 6 oz mushrooms 2 oz Parisian cheese 1 tbsp. + olive oil 6 oz peeled shrimp 2 tomatoes sliced 6 tbsp./ 3 oz + butter Béchamel sauce 1 tsp. dried oregano 2 small fennel bulbs Pinch of cayenne Salt and pepper 1. Cook pasta in large pan of lightly salted water with 1 tbsp. Olive oil. When tender, but still firm, drain. Return to pan and dot with 2 tbsp. Butter. Shake the pan well, cover and keep warm. 2. Melt the remaining butter in a pan over medium heat and sauté the fennel for 3-4 minutes, until it begins to soften. Stir in mushrooms and sauté for 2 more minutes. Stir in shrimp; remove from heat, set aside. 3. Make béchamel sauce and add cayenne. Remove from heat and stir in vegetables, shrimp, and pasta. 4. Grease a round shallow ovenproof dish with butter. Pour in shrimp and pasta mixture. Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese on top. Arrange tomatoes around edge and brush with olive oil and oregano 5. Bake in preheated oven 350 for 25 minutes

Dirty Things She Wants To Do
By Jessica Lloyd Women's Sexuality Correspondent - Every other Tuesday Discover her naughty sidePeople in relationships often don’t ask each other to do certain things simply because they are too shy to bring it up. This goes for both guys and girls: We fear that our partners might think we are a bit too weird. Your girlfriend could be into some pretty wild stuff, but she might be worried that you’ll think she’s perverted or that it is out of her nature. And you most likely have the desire to try something new, but you might fear she'll think you're a freak or a weirdo or -- worst of all -- unmanly. The thing is, a few lewd (but tactful) suggestions can go a long way, so don’t be afraid to be brave sometimes. Of course, some things are going to be completely out of the question for you or her, but this is something you can discuss: Where and what are your limits? What would you do, and definitely not do? Communication is always the best pathway to the best sex of your life, so get ta

Ok I Wonder
i wanna know how many of you women out there would say yes if someone like me said,"hey, i am in your town tonight wanna have sex? no talking no nothing just sex and thats it. you interested?" what would be your responce lol hey guys gotta find out somehow lol

Liars.
alrightt. well recently me and some of my old time friends had a falling out. They lied to me. actually they lied they said shit and mad up shit. and i make it very clear to anyone that i don't like liars.actaully i hate them. Also i make it clear that i don't believe ANYONE should talk behind ANYONES backk. if you have the balls to say it. Say it to the persons face. see who ballsy you are then. Don't go around saying it behind they're backk and being friends with them to their face. how stupid can people get? I don't say anything behind anyones backk. and if i do say something and i don't say it to your face. you better believe when it comes down to it i will say it to your face. Sorry bout the rantish kinda thing. i was just pissed : ]]

The New Fu-angels!!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! ADDING THE NAME TO YOUR’S IS OPTIONAL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? Baby-Gurl *FU wife to Cuppycake* ~FU- Bombers Family Manager/promotor~

Doing What I Was Born To Do And This Time I Won't Quit!
may be jumping the gun a little bit but all that has to be finished is my background check and since I passed it for them last time I can't see that I would fail it this time. Them being Tutor.com and "it" being the thing that I love the most and, all modesty aside, I'm damn good at and that's teaching! I can make my own schedule, play games on the puter until I get a student, and for the most part the kids are a blast! I don't know why I got away from it other than we needed a reason to move up here to Lawrence and my working with BFDS gave us that excuse. I'm also glad because it gave me a chance to spend some real quality time with my Mom before she left us. I've got another post to work on about a gift she left me but I'll talk about it in another post. You know, it's amazing how much nicer life is when you know when you're about to do the thing you should be doing and are good at. Just bear with me as I get antsy as hell waiting for that background check to come in!!!! Tha

Got This By Email ; Thought It Was Cool So I'm Sharing It.
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, lo

Amazing!!!!
I had three friend requests yesterday from people who actually sent a message along with the request (really, is that so hard?) AND had read my profile!!! Simply amazing - 3 in one day that read my profile. Must be a new record. I'll try not to get too excited though, it could just be a fluke.

Waiting To Meet Ms. Right
I'm bisexual female looking to meet bi/curious female in knoxville or surrounding areas. I'm easy laid back person. Just looking to meet that special someone to share special times with and great friendship. Interested?.?.?...let me know

~my Ghost~
i see you smiling, and yet its genuine I hear your laughter, and it rings I feel your emotions, and they are true I hear your words, as just a memory I see your eyes, yet they look haunted I feel your pain, we share it well I feel your heart, yet torn, its beating I smell your scent, upon my life Once there were giggles Laughter of glee now there are memories Memmories of me. With my life so far away forgotten at night Remembered by day pleasure turns to pain yet its the only way Remember this forever 'cause there will come a day when the dark unfolds onto light and the truth shines forever in a day though I may be gone Nowhere around look into your soul there I will be found

Untitled
Well i here i go this is my first time here. My name is mary i live in Mo. It has been very very cold and snowing here. I am in hopes in to figuring out this site it is very interesting so far. Well it is late time to go to bed for now be back later on. Everyone have a good morning.

Foot Pill
A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the results. Some time later an orderly appeared and handed the man a large pill. Just then a mother with a small child in need of immediate attention entered. After the orderly disappeared with the new patient, the man hobbled over to get a glass of water, swallow the pill, and sat down to wait. Some time later the orderly reappeared carrying a bucket of water. "Okay," he said, "Let's drop the pill in this bucket and soak your foot for a while."

Waiting To Breathe Again
It seems to me that life has its little ups and downs and I know that my past has been filled with a shit load of downs. The load seemed to be getting heavier with every step I took. I've lost so many people in the past year and so many things have fallen apart, and as usual I am the only one to pick up the pieces. I have only had myself to rely on, every time I get close to someone they leave. They always leave. Or when it seems that life has just gotten a little easier for me, some shit happens and I'm right back where I started. Just feels like I am holding my breath and waiting for the right moment to let it out. But I fear that moment will never come. I will be standing there wanting to breathe, move and feel again. Its really sad but with everything that has happened, I have become so emotionaly numb that I cant really feel anything. I was always the strong one when something went wrong. Even strong when there were people dying all around me. There had to be someone to help w

Touch Me There..
Touch Me There.. You're always there, in my dreams, and I'm wonderfully weak, savoring each of your moist kisses. My desire only heightens as your lips press against every inch of my flesh... except for that one spot, which I won't tell you about now. And I only ask that you'll touch me there later.

How Can The Battle Be Won, When You’re Too Worn To Receive The Victory? . .
a house built of bricks should seem so secure. . . i sit alone zoning out as i listen to the storm. . . through a shattered window the rain forcefully intrudes. . . where is that secure feeling as the bitter wind whips around me? . . the darkness is what i'm accustomed to as my reality. . . yet tonight, there is a difference in the air about me. . . instead of a calm familiarity, i find myself anxiously uncomfortable. . . unnerving, the chaos surrounding conflicts with the void inside me. . . battered on the outside, hollowness within. . . how much can i take before i implode? . . where is that warm protective sun with it's healing rays? . . when not a single star shines, it's hard to believe in a brighter day. . . i hopefully search my mind to find an escape from this hopelessness. . . it's almost unimaginable, the thought of finding the balance i need. . . despair's destructiveness is becoming, quite too evident. . . i attempt to displace my energy to even out this equ

Turning 30
Alright friends.. Here it is.. My last yearly review. What a year it's been... So many things to talk about. I started this Year off in Moline, Illinois.. Yeah.. Moline (one quarter of the Quad Cities).. Right on the Illinois/ Iowa Border. But how did you get there from Maryland Cornell? Glad you asked.. I fell in love. That's it. I met someone that reminded me of no one else in the world. She had my heart and soul.. I only wish that everyone knows what that feel like at least once. I decided without hesitation to pack up everything I owned and leave some of it and follow my heart. The best decison I ever made.. She was more than I could have ever dreamed.. Which led me to ask for her hand in marriage.. I will not go into great detail about it but I made that choice too fast for us and it cost us the entire relationship. After we broke up, I had a few wild days, but the point of engagement is to start to give up days like that, there I was back in the saddle. I did meet someone else th

From Crystal
I LOVE HER AND SO SHOULD YOU!!! Andrea only needs 28K to level! I know you all love her so go help her out!! She loves new friends too! Sean's girl & Fu-Fiance to LSD's Shell~Co-Owned by Irishpunk & LSD's Shell@ fubar

A Collection Of Wytch's Proverbs
A proverb is a short saying based on long experience. Proverbs contradict each other. Such is the wisdom of mankind. General * The witch belongs everywhere, but fits in nowhere. * All the Craft is in the catching. * The Craft is a kingdom. * The world is full of magical things, patiently waiting for thy wits to grow sharper. * Neither so sinful as to sink, nor so godly as to swim. * One to rot, One to grow, One for the pigeon and one for the crow (for planting seeds). Fate, Destiny, and Necessity * Just because it is difficult does not mean it is not your destiny. * Do not curse the fool; let his Fate be to bear himself. * He that is born to be hanged will never be drowned. * If a man is destined to drown, he will do so even in a spoonful of water. * The bound must obey. * The weak shape their ow

Super Monday To All, Medical Personal With Issues
And with the end of this years football season Yea!!!!! It’s over! My team gets to play the next game…next year mind you but still… Good Morning to all. I am not sure whether or not Pennsylvania’s Wood Chuck seen his shadow or not, but I can tell you this, spring will be here when it arrives. Period! So how was your weekend? Hopefully it was a good one. Oh and for all those who have eye doctor appointments and Dentist appointments in the near future here is a few medical staffers with issues, we will call it Medical Personnel With Issues In October, Syracuse, N.Y., dentist George Trusty was sued in federal court after a drill bit snapped off and lodged near a patient's eye, allegedly because Trusty was dancing to the song "Car Wash" on the radio while tending to the patient. [San Francisco Chronicle-AP, 11-2-07] OUCH!!! Can anyone feel that drill bit let alone see it…and why on earth would a Dentist be dancing while drilling? That is just too scary to even think about. In January, f

Photo Update !!
Happy Monday !!! I know Valentines is nearly here and i have uploaded some pictures for that. But all the shops are full of Easter stuff so i thought i'd upload some Easter pictures !! So please stop by and leave some love. Have a great week Love'n'hugz Lin xx

Look What Hillary And Bill Get, Just A Little Fyi
I'm sure this one will warm your little taxpayer heart. If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate seat and either live to retire 'they' (together or alone) would get two US Presidential retirement checks, two US Senate retirement checks, and a retirement check from the State of Arkansas. About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security check....but I wouldn't bet on it.... I understand Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years. What a guy! AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hilarious Rotten Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,' which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?) If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary out

Someday
Someday Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while, So when you are lonely remember it's true; Someday someone might come into your life and love you the way you've always wanted them to. If your someday was yesterday, learn. If your someday is tomorrow, hope. If your someday is today, cherish. You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. Someday I might meet somebody else and find love, Someday I'll find him and he will find me, Someday I hope. In the mean I learn to stand alone And breathe and find courage to go on each day.

Morning Nonsense Spewed Out In Chaos
morning silence broken by the sounds of a strange little bird in a cage, miles and miles away from its natural habitat, now living in a family of three plus one lizard one aquarium and one dog, I wonder if it realizes it is not where it belongs.... for that matter do any of us? LMAO All I need is a bad overly priced cup of coffee and some snapping fingers! Would I fit in? tee hee

Out Of Fuel
Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the Newark airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh, um...tower, I'm parked on the south ramp. I just wanted to know where the fuel truck is."

020408 Fluffy Starr Blog
VLOG: "Brain Freeze" It was a great weekend. Added an extra day and made it a long one. I needed it. Went away to some wonderful friends' house at the beach, and although it was freeeeezing cold outside, I had a great time. Champagne, some of my bestest friends, food, cute tiny puppies, music, and PS3 ROCK BAND! Whoohoo!!! Lots of fun! But it's back to business starting tomorrow morning, bright and early (for me). And I have a lot to do! I've been prioritizing, and so some things got left behind. This week, I'll play catchup. Another one from my camera. It's actually a botched vlog. But I thought I'd pop it up there anyway.... Check out Brain Freeze. "Ask Fluffy" will hopefully be finito this week as well. I am on it. Pinky promise!

Lack Of Sleep
I don't sleep anymore. I have so much running through my brain it keeps me awake. I seem to be letting things creep in to my head that I don't tend to. I like my wall where it is. It's coming undone. I let people in and then get crushed. I want to learn to walk away. Not be there for them. I just don't know how to do it. Kindness is a flaw of mine. I am learning to deal with it.

Watch Out For This One...lol
Hockey Chick (2/5/2008 9:35:37 PM): childish? no so much...i gave up, stepped away from this bs...and told u to take care...you set ur fubar to limit contact...i don't *shruggs* but i am the childish one??? hrrrmmm...not... kingrod01 (2/5/2008 9:35:57 PM): yes you are kingrod01 (2/5/2008 9:35:58 PM): btw Hockey Chick (2/5/2008 9:36:15 PM): i don't care what names u call me..*shruggs* kingrod01 (2/5/2008 9:36:19 PM): when you have at work on your online status... thats why you didn't get info from me... common sense there Hockey Chick (2/5/2008 9:36:23 PM): whatever makes u feel better kingrod01 (2/5/2008 9:36:59 PM): i see some serious mental issues here big time kingrod01 (2/5/2008 9:37:20 PM): your friends as well especially when then leave a message and block me afterwards... cowards i see Hockey Chick (2/5/2008 9:37:21 PM): wow...yeah for you kingrod01 (2/5/2008 9:37:25 PM): but i don't play games Hockey Chick (2/5/2008 9:37:30 PM): they were blocked first

You Want Success?
You want success?Here's your model.You want achievement? Here is your prototype.You want bright lights,pageants, and media attention? Consider the front page, center article of the nation's largest daily newspaper. It is a caricature of "Miss America."The "vital" data of the fifty-one participants has been complied to present the PERFECT WOMAN.She has brown hair.She has brown eyes. She knows how to sing and has the perfect figure:35-24-35 She is Miss America.She is the IDEAL.... "This is the standard for American women" The implication is clear:Do what it takes to be like her? Firm your thighs Deepin your cleavage.Pamper your hair.Improve your walk. Mother Theresa a pale wrinkled woman, no make up, no blush no lipstick.There is a faint smile on her lips and a glint in her eyes.She won the NOBEL PRIZE in 1985,She gave the two hundred dollars to the poor of Calcutta.When a business man bought her a car,she sold it and gave the money to the underprivileged,She ow

Munich Remembered
Munich remembered England's team honour the Munich air disaster victims A period of silence for the victims of the Munich air disaster was observed before England's friendly against Switzerland at Wembley. Earlier, a minute's silence took place at Old Trafford at 1504 GMT, timed to coincide with the moment of the crash 50 years ago when 23 peope were killed. There was a simultaneous service at the crash site in Germany. A period of silence also took place at the home games involving Northern Ireland and Wales. Eight Manchester United players were killed in the crash and the service at Old Trafford saw Sir Bobby Charlton - one of the survivors - present. A thousand people were also inside Old Trafford's Manchester Suite for the memorial service, with many more outside on Sir Matt Busby Way where a clock commemorates the events of 6 February, 1958. The ceremony was led by United's club chaplain the Reverend John Boyers and included speeches by Charlton and H

"old" Is When......
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with 2 drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today." The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me." As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too." The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with 2 drops of water." "Coming up," says the bartender. As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too" The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water." "Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only 2 drops of water?" The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my

Attitude
this goes out to ev1, friends and family. im not here for popularity, or points.....im here to have fun and joke around, and yes i do speak my mind, so if you all dont like it......delete me now and i have 2 words on your way out.....FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

Six Die In Attack On Us Council
Six die in attack on US council A gunman has opened fire on a council meeting in the US city of St Louis, Missouri, killing five people before being shot dead, authorities have said. The gunman reportedly entered shouting "shoot the mayor" and killed two policemen and three others before police shot him. The building in the suburb of Kirkwood has been cordoned off. Around 30 people were at the council meeting. The mayor was reportedly shot and wounded. Missouri Governor Matt Blunt condemned the "senseless and horrific crime at an open government meeting". "I join Missourians tonight in praying for the victims, their families and friends and everyone in the community of Kirkwood," he said. Fought back Police said one officer was killed outside City Hall and another inside. I laid on my stomach waiting to get shot Janet McNichols, St Louis Post-Dispatch "He shot three other people who were attending the council meeting. They also are deceas

Its About Fuckin Time...lol
UPDATE TIME: I GOT THE FUCKIN APARTMENT!! *HAPPY DANCE* I GET TO MOVE IN SOMETIME NEXT WEEK OR WEEKEND, AND THEN I FIGURE GIMME ABOUT A WEEK OR TWO, AND I'LL BE BACK UP AND RUNNING.. STILL LOVIN MY NEW JOB, BOSSES ARE GREAT, PAY IS DAMN NICE, AND MY HOURS ARE WONDERFUL CANT WAIT TO GET BACK AND SEE EVERYONE, HELL, I EVEN MISS MY VISTA!! SEE YA SOON!!! SIDENOTE: I REALIZE THIS SAYIN IS SUCH A CLICHE, BUT ITS TRUE; GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE THAT WAIT, AND IVE BEEN WAITING A DAMN LONG TIME!! AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU TO THOSE THAT HAVE AT LEAST LEFT ME SOME KIND OF MESSAGE SINCE ALL THIS SHIT WENT DOWN...TY FOR BEING SO PATIENT WITH ME, AND UNDERSTANDING THE FACT I CANT ALWAYS BE ON MUCH..I'LL DEFINITELY BE SHARING THE LOVE WHEN I DO RETURN...

Hold That Thought!~
Everyone dreads calling the power company, the phone company, and their internet or cable provider. Cause it's inevitable you'll have to hold before talking to some dink who you will go around in circles with while trying to explain your request. It's amazing, almost magical - right when you need to call, everyone else in the country tries to call them at the same time. Luckily they prepare you by saying "We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes". But really what is normal? It seems that number is actually 0. Therefore anything over 0 calls will fuck up their system....placing me on hold...fuckers.. Jim trying to remember the Chinese symbol for "Infinity" To show they care, companies give you endless confusing menus to fumble through. The phone menu was actually invented in 1981. It wasn't because the touchtone phone was introduced; it was because they realized how much Americans love pressing buttons after the Atari was invented. So they kick you through a cou

You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop
You could have heard a pin drop You've got to love these!! When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return. You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and

Day 2 And Day 3 Have Passed... Whew!
No, it isn't without some laughs as I race through Walmart 20 mins to airtime on my 2nd day to change out my headset so that I can be heard personally over the air as well as the music this time. The 3rd day (today) was much more smoothly. Headset (check) Playlist (check) Connect to DJ (check) and Play!!!!! :) I am loving this a little more and more each day. Just another way for me to vent my idle time in a constructive learning experience way. After all, much of what I love to do in my spare time (ie blogging) I have been doing for more than 5 years now. It is time to add a spark of new interest in my life (especially since I have no boyfriend here to distract me... lol....). I hope that you will try to tune in and continue to offer me some support..... My next airtime will be SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 9th, from 11a-2pm CST. Normal airtimes scheduled -- Thursday - 5p-8p CST Friday - 2p-5p CST Saturday - 11a-2p CST xoxox DJ DEVINE BLUE

Bucs Breakdown Of Ufc 82- Pride Of A Champion!!
Fight Card!! Unification Titles Pride & UFC Anderson Silva Vs. Dan Henderson "Overall- this is a dream match-up for hardcore middleweight fans. Anderson silva has been on a complete tear through middleweight! now Silva will face his toughest challenge by far in Dan Henderson. Silva has devastating strikes & technique, but must learn ground defense real fast & soon- cause henderson is coming to win!!Overall- this will be a top 3 fight of the year!! Heavyweight Bout Heath Herring Vs. Cheick Kongo "Again- strong matchup- forget these guys wanting the ground- they will stand up & Bang! A dream matchup for heavyweights!! Overall- will be tough one to choose!! Middlewieght Bout Alessio Sakara Vs. Chris Leben "This is personally the dark horse match. Both are very good strikers, but leben will def have the ground advantage. Overall- i def see a stand-up war through most of it. Leben must be cautious, otherwise it's lights out!! Solid choice!! Mi

100's Of Women Are Abused Every Hour
Think its OK to boss a girl around? Slap her around a few times and teach her a lesson? She's just a dumb "bitch" a "slut". No! Shes human being, a girl that deserves to be loved and respected. Not used and thrown out like a piece of trash. A "man" should NEVER hit a woman. And should never force his girl to have sex with him, thats not something you do to the person you supposedly love. So if you're against Spousal Abuse please repost this! And if you don't you're not going to die or be raped by a toaster, you're just cold at heart. And if your a guy thats man enough to repost this GOOD for you. (repost of ori

What About The Paintings???
A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art. When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier. The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son. About a month later, just before Christmas, there was a knock at the door. A young man stood at the door with a large package in his hands. He said, "Sir, you don't know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly. He often talked about you, and your love for art." The young man held out this package. "I know this isn't much. I'm not really a great artist, but I think your son would have wanted you to have this." The father opened the package. It was a portrait of his

Funny Jokes
Woman stands in front of a mirror and tells her husband, "I'm ugly. My boobs are sagging, and my ass is too fat. Give me a compliment." The husband retorts, "Your eyesight is fucking spot on" ------------------------------ Friends are like underwear - always a comfort. Good friends are like condom - always protecting. Great friends are like viagra - lift you up when you are down ------------------------------ A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please". With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Condoms!?! Fuck me!" The guy replies, "Make it 100 then..." ------------------------------ Patient: "Doc, you gotta help me. I'm under a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people." Doctor: "Tell me about your problem." Patient: "I just did, you fucking jackass" ------------------------------

Lisa Del Giocondo
Lisa del Giocondo Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - Cite This Source Lisa del Giocondo (June 15 1479 – July 15 1542 or c. 1551), born and also known as Lisa Gherardini, Lisa di Antonio Maria (Antonmaria) Gherardini and Elisabetta Gherardini, also known as Lisa del Gioconda, was a member of the Gherardini family of Florence and Tuscany in Italy. Her name, Mona Lisa, was given to a portrait and painted by Leonardo da Vinci for which she was most likely the sitter. Commissioned by her husband during the Italian Renaissance, the portrait's Italian (La Gioconda) and French (La Joconde) titles are her married name as well as nickname — in English, "jocund" or the "the happy one". Lisa's marriage to Francesco del Giocondo slightly increased her social status in Florence because her husband's family were wealthy textile merchants. Less so perhaps but Francesco is thought to have benefited as well because Gherardini is an "old name". Lisa outlived Francesco who was about twenty years

Seat Assignment
The following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London . This is a true story. A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a Black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the Hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a Black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please, the Hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy class. I spoke to the Captain and he informed me that there are also no seats in the Business class. All the same, we still have one seat in First class." Before the woman could reply, the Hostess continued: "It is unusual for our company to permit someone from Economy cla

Trust
It seems that I trust others way to easily and to quickly...which can be a blessing and it can be a problem as well. Its great to be that way, to see the good in everyone...but it also sets me up for heart ache. The internet is a wonderful tool to make friends and to meet new people. But, it can also bring heartbreak. It gets even scarier when you trust those that you determine your friends. I'm kinda at a cross roads now...not sure what to think of a situation. Do I take a chance, hope that I'm truly not stepping on toes, or do I stand back? Do I take a chance at happiness, or be cautious? I'm not wanting my heart to be hurt again...yet, I feel like I should take this chance...I'm scared that this easiness to trust is going to cause me to get hurt once again....

Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun !. I have mild CP 2. I love WWE 3. i hate animal cruelty 4. hate ignorant people 5. love Skittles 6.need a holiday 7.i dont work 8. i was a carer 10.hate liars Now sending this to Gum drop Angels r realBee dublin girl ponygirlsue

Don't Think Me Wierd...
But every major movement began with someone the average person thought was 'weird'. I, however, am harmless. I'm just too honest with myself, and therefore often too honest for most. What I believe, I am entitled to, for we are all entitled to our interpretation of things. But I accept nothing as 'true' on faith. I must be certain of truth before I can repeat it. Call me a Gnostic if you must. A seeker after knowledge. Ultimate Truth, would be more like it. This I would share with you. If only you would hear me. Ever wonder about the stars in the sky? Have questions you want answered, but don't know who to ask? So did I. Ever wonder why the universe is so vast? Why life seems so unfair? ESPECIALLY if we only get ONE, as many believe? Why the good die young, and the wicked seem to live long? Just what is 'wicked'? Can you be the judge? Neither can I. At least not yet. Let me get to know you first. All of that to say this, before you judge me as weird or unsavory, get

Random Things
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I used to attend weekly gambler's anonymous meetings and I don't even gamble! 2. My un organization is totally organized 3. I always loose my keys 4. I have what I call "lucy" moments 5. Apple Martini's with sugar on the rim are my favorite! 6. All my ex's love me! 7. Rainy days= Jammie Days 8. Fettuccine Alfredo is my favorite meal 9. I am a dancing queen 10. Telemarketers always ask if my "mommy" is home because my voice sounds so young! Passing the torch to: Kevin Pepsi Justa Baby girl Brad Cubby Tag, you're it!!! :)

Info On Me
1. What time did you get up this morning? 0500 hours 2. Diamond or pearls? Diamonds 3. What was the last film you saw? I dont remember, i am watching series usually on dvd, last one was 4400 4. Who always supports you? my mom 5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Lately I eat smart start cereal and some fruits through out the day, until dinner 6. What is your middle name? dont have one 7. What food do you dislike? liver 8. What is your favorite CD? I cant pick one fav CD, thats impossible 9. What type of car do you drive? i dont drive 10. Favorite sandwich? Turkey 11. What characteristics do you despise? manipulative people, liars, users 12. Favorite item of clothing? jeans 13. If you could go anywhere in the world for a vacation, where would you go? NY, and I will do that this year :-) 14. What color is your bathroom? greenish/cream 15. Favorite brand of clothing? dont have one 16. Where would you retire? dunno 17

Fibromyalgia Syndrome
WHAT IS FIBROMYALGIA SYNDROME? FMS (fibromyalgia syndrome) is a widespread musculoskeletal pain and fatigue disorder for which the cause is still unknown. Fibromyalgia means pain in the muscles, ligaments and tendons--the fibrous tissues in the body. FMS used to be called fibrositis, implying that there was inflammation in the muscles, but research later proved that inflammation did not exist. Most patients with fibromyalgia say that they ache all over. Their muscles may feel like they have been pulled or overworked. Sometimes the muscles twitch and at other times they burn. More women than men are afflicted with fibromyalgia, but it shows up in people of all ages. To help your family and friends relate to your condition, have them think back to the last time they had a bad flu. Every muscle in their body shouted out in pain. In addition, they felt devoid of energy as though someone had unplugged their power supply. While the severity of symptoms fluctuate from person to perso

Slave Princess Auction
Im Up for sale.Click pic below to leave your bid.My offer is below my pic. if vip is given lls given daily, sfw salute done, pimp out done weekly, comment left daily, a big pimpin gift bought for you from me. owned by in my name rate their stash, add their link to about me for a month, become their crush for the month, added to family for the month

The Seven Year Itch, An Irritating Thought. It Seems Time Changes Nothing Except Epithelials..
Whether you can touch your toes or just your nose is irrelevant. They are not the same toes you were once able to touch many moons ago. You see, every seven years the whole system changes from outside to in and the same old toes or nose will never be the same again. If you see people running in great distress it is because they are heading for the skin-shedding shed. They will be back soon but with a new hide to hide behind. It must be sickening if you have just had a face-lift and then have a total transformation due to the seven year shed. It is a shame the shed does not get rid of the spread as in middle-aged spread. The reduction in the cost of dieting would be vast and the whole slimming industry would go out of business. In fact, when you thin about it, changing yourself is rather a waste of time and money. All you have to do is sit and wait for seven years to elapse and you will be a completely new soul. I wonder if the mind changes as well. Perhaps that is why peop

Fact Of The Day: Feb 13: Potato Chips
On This Day: February 13 Today is Wednesday, February 13, 2008. This is the 44th day of the year, with 322 days remaining in 2008. Fact of the Day: potato chips Potato chips were invented in 1853 at Saratoga Springs, New York, where chef George Crum of Moon's Lake House shaved potatoes paper thin and sent them out to a patron who had completed that his French fries were too thick. The customers were delighted, ordered more, and encouraged Crum to open up his own restaurant. Crum's new restaurant had people standing in line to get potato chips. Wise potato chips were introduced in 1921 by grocer Earl V. Wise as a way of dealing with overstocked and old potatoes. He sold them in brown paper bags the then in cellophane starting in the 1930s

Leaving Fubar
I have made a decision to delete my fubar account. If any of my friends want to keep in touch with me please send me your email address so we can keep in touch. If not, It has been a pleasure knowing all of you. I luv all my fubar friends and family. I may be back someday. Till and if that day comes, take care and I wish you all the best that life has to offer. huggles and stuff Brenda TrollDoll p.s. I will keep my page up for 24 hours to see if I get any emails lol. I hope someone will care that I am leaving.

My Time
My Time So here i am at the end of all times awaiting for the sign now I'm alone no place to hide Not even inside, me or you But theres no fear Though I'm blind feeling the wind passing by Flying Winds have made their call Silence Before the Storm I've got to fight against the one who says he is the real me i hear its voice Ive found the light it is my spirit over my mind

Course 1
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gow

Women's Drink
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. 'First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.' So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He Thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. .... In one second the sharp lime tas

Dark Angel Will Return In August
FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU TO ALL MY PEEPS WHO KEEP WRITTING TO ME ASKING ME TO COME BACK SOON, LOVE YOU ALL!!! DARK ANGEL WILL BE BACK IN ACTION AUGUST, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO MAKE CHALLENGES AND THEN TRY TO BACK OUT OF THEM I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU FIRST.... FOR A CERTAIN WANNA BE WRESTLER YOU BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU DO BECAUSE YOU ARE MY TARGET...... YOU THOUGHT I WAS BAD BEFORE WELL WAIT UNTIL YOU MET ME IN THE RING....... YOU WILL SEE HOW I GOT MY NAME REAL FAST....

22,000 Died Amid Delayed Bayer Drug Recall: Doctor
NEW YORK (Reuters) - The lives of 22,000 patients could have been saved if U.S. regulators had been quicker to remove a Bayer AG drug used to stem bleeding during open heart surgery, according to a medical researcher interviewed by CBS Television's 60 Minutes program. The drug Trasylol was withdrawn in November at the request of the FDA after an observational study linked the medicine to kidney failure requiring dialysis and increased death of those patients. It had been given to as many as a third of all heart bypass patients in the United States at the height of its use over a period of many years, according to the report. Dr. Dennis Mangano, the study's researcher, said during the program that 22,000 lives could have been saved if Trasylol had been taken off the market when he first published his study in January 2006, according to a CBS News report on its Web site ahead of a broadcast slated for next Sunday. He said in the broadcast that Bayer failed to disclose to the

Still Blocked?
I accepted the request and added you back to family, but yet I still am blocked. i do not understand why but maybe it is in the settings so I will try again and maybe it will go through. I love you baby and I am glad you talked to me once more. I want you by my side and with me forever more. When others get in the way and say the lies they do, please do not listen before you hear the truth. I have told you all from the day we first began and will not keep anything from you. Whatever you want to know just ask me and I will tell you. You have become a great part of my life and I can not do without you. You are my world, you are my guiding light. I want to spend forever, deep within your arms. I hope you want this too my love; with eternity we shall spend the love we have inside. It shall keep for us into the years, till we are old and gray. I want to be there by your side till my life finally subsides. I want to spend those golden years of love so true with you, sitting on the porch of t

Not Around Much These Days
Hello to all my friends here on Fubar. I just wanted to tell you all that I'm not around all that much these days. I'm not deleting my account or anything, and there's always a possibility that I'll be back someday... but for now I have other stuff to do. If you really want to keep in touch and don't already have my email address and/or Yahoo screen name, leave me a message and I'll send that info to you. I still check this account one or two times a week. Thanks to everybody for the birthday presents and well-wishes. You guys are awesome. I miss DJing, and hanging out here... I just need a break. xoxo Jera

Monopoly
Momopoly is making a new game, a world edition. They are letting us vote for our favorite cities, up to 10 around the world! Awesome huh! Its monopoly.com =) Im voting everyday, lol. Oh, I almost forgot, they have a monopoly link at the top of that page that lets u play against the pc. Have fun! Hugs =) MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts

No Matter What
Most nights when I get off of work before I wash and fall asleep My heart wonders away from me I stare at the wall And somewhere in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call Out you….. Could I be pheaning for your love because the way you milk me with it got me sprung boo Despite the desire to be mean to me I still dream Painting pictures of the you and I that we once had and still may one day have once more People ask me why don’t I just leave this thing alone But I don’t think I can….. I bet if I had a hundred dollar id probably would exchange for some change So that I could convert my mind frame Into a dime like you… Be with me Creep with me Hopefully we can open up to the world and swallow each other up with our love And hope to God that people don’t try to separate us Maybe Just maybe They might understand That just because I love you doesn’t mean I’m sprung its just that you make me a better man I intend to wrap you up into these manly arms of mine a

Loleatta Holloway - Love Sensation '06 (dj Muzik-al's Sensational Love Remix)
Loleatta Holloway - Love Sensation '06 (DJ Muzik-AL's Sensational Love Remix) 8.42 remix To listen/download for FREE http://www.esnips.com/doc/b51cb0e5-3199-484f-9770-a81be4e0569d/Loleatta-Holloway---Love-Sensation-06-(DJ-Muzik-ALs-Sensational-Love-Remix)-[www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com]

What's Forever For
I've been looking at people And how they change with the times And lately all I've been seeing are people Throwing love away and losing their minds Maybe it's me who's gone crazy But I can't understand why All these lovers keep hurting each other When good love is so hard to come by So what's the glory in living Doesn't anybody ever stay together anymore And if love never lasts forever Tell me what's forever for And I see love hungry people Tryin' their best to survive When right there in their hands Is a dying romance And they're not even trying to keep it alive So, what's the glory in living Doesn't anybody ever stay together anymore And if love never lasts forever Tell me what's forever for So what's the glory in living Doesn't anybody ever stay together anymore And if love never lasts forever Tell me what's forever for This feeling sucks! bawling my eyes out and trying to keep my family from knowing he hurt me again, feeling like a fool cause I

Re: Transcript Of Plot To Kill Jfk Discovered?
RE: Transcript Of Plot To Kill JFK Discovered? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 18 Feb 2008, 15:44 Transcript Of Plot To Kill JFK Discovered? A cache of JFK-related memorabilia discovered by the Dallas County District Attorney's Office includes a transcript of an alleged meeting between Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald two months before Kennedy was killed. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/february2008/021808_jfk_plot.htm

Thank You
I want to thank everyone that sent there prayers and wishes and cards to me and my family over the weekend . I'm sorry if I have not been around much the last few days .Have just needed a small break and spend time with the family while we were all together . It's sad that really the only time time we all see Family is at funeral's . We all need to be grateful for are Families . Thank you again . Tom

Rotisserie Five Spice Chicken
This is so yummy, I had to share it with you my friends. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I do. Bon Appetite' Gegi Rotisserie Five-Spice Chicken Prep time: 20 minutes Marinating time: 4 to 6 hours Grilling time: 1 to 1-1/4 hours Marinade 1/4 cup orange juice concentrate, defrosted 1/4 cup soy sauce 1/4 cup fresh lime juice 1/4 cup finely chopped fresh cilantro 1 tablespoon dark sesame oil 1 tablespoon minced garlic 1 teaspoon Chinese five-spice powder 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1 whole chicken, about 4 pounds 1. In a medium bowl whisk the marinade ingredients. 2. Remove and discard the neck and giblets and any excess fat from the chicken. Place the chicken in a large, resealable plastic bag and pour in the marinade. Press the air out of the bag and seal it tightly. Turn the bag several times to coat the chicken evenly with the marinade. Place the bag in a bowl and refrigerate for 4 to 6 hours, turning the bag occasionally. 3. Remov

Check Out Our Spotlighter!!!
Ok so today's spotlight is the awesome Ozzy! If you don't know this man; stop what you are doing & go meet him now! He's one of the sweetest guys I know on this site & I simply demand you go say hi & show him some love. (Even if you're a guy you can at least go rate his profile! However he does have some of the nicest pics & images on Fubar) Ozzy@ fubar I'm off to the gym, I'll catch everyone in a little bit! *MUAH* ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy

Why?!?
Why is it that I can't have one day go by without having to clean up some catastrophic mess? Most days it's even more than one mess. My lovely 3 yr. old son is so into torturing me by seeing what he can get into and make a mess with. My girls NEVER did or pulled the kind of stuff that he does. Is it just boys or is he REALLY out to get me? lol. I'm going insane.....CALGON OR SOMEONE...TAKE ME AWAY....HA!

Pandoras Box
Pandoras Box I opened Pandora's Box loving you. Even though I already knew. I was tempted by your alluring charm. Your smile, The twinkle in your eyes. You said that you would tell me you loved me, Just give you time, That was all you needed. I did as you ask, Only to find, There was another you had in your mind. You didnt stop there dishing out your pain. You choose another over me again. There will always be another woman you choose. In the mean time, you expect me to wait. I can not do it anymore. The hurt and pain, I no longer can endure. My heart hasn't felt this for so very long. I don't even know how to handle it. So I push it away, Pretending it doesn't exist. My heart refuses to feel this pain, It keeps telling me to move away. Yes, I opened Pandora's Box loving you. Something I will never do again. Dee Parenti© All Rights Reserved

My Poems
So you think your living But the light is shining so bright here Ever think of forgiving Yourself for your fear It's not your fault The dark is not for everyone No need to halt Production on your makeshift sun People ask me Why don't we live in the dark? Should be asking Why doesn't somebody start? Living outside The lives we are given In the unknown That is truly living Where are the borders I forgot them so long ago The lights corners Remind me of ones and zeroes For those who live there Live without any risk While those who are here Are what they call virus People ask me Why don't we live in the dark? Should be asking Why doesn't somebody start? Living outside The lives we are given In the unknown That is truly living So don't spit out another word Unless it is to save the world We had the plan to live here first But you may join unless you're cursed People ask me Why don't we live in the dark? Should be asking Why doesn't somebody st

My Giveaway
~~BOSSLADYWITDASEXXYEYEZ'S GIVEAWAY~~ **PLEASE READ IN FULL** 1st Place. 25,000 COMMENTS= 7 DAY BLAST & 15,000 FU-BUX 2nd Place. 20,000 COMMENTS= 3 DAY BLAST & 10,000 FU-BUX 3rd Place. 17,000 COMMENTS= 1 DAY BLAST & 6,000 FU-BUX ** ONE WITH MOST RATES GETS 1 DAY BLAST**ONLY ONE WINNER** **STARTS 12 PM EST THURSDAY FEB 21 AND ENDS SATURDAY MARCH 8 @ 12:05 AM EST. ~~ RULEZ ~~ 1. SFW PICTURES ONLY 2. NO DRAMA OR B.S. OR U WILL BE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEST 3. RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST,NO BASHING OR DOWNRATING 4. ONLY ONE WINNER PER PLACE 5. BOMBING ALLOWED AND SO IS SELF BOMBING 6. U WILL NEED TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND(JUST FOR CONTEST IF U WANT) 7. YOU HAVE TO PIMP YOURSELF OUT(BULLETINS,BLASTS, ETC..) 8. HAVE FUN !!! -- I'M RAISING AMOUNT OF FU-BUX GIVING AWAY-- BUT U GOTTA JOIN TO FIND OUT :D ** LET ME KNOW VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE(MY LINK AT BOTTOM OF BULLY) IF YOU WANNA JOIN IN THIS GIVEAWAY,NO COMMENTS OR SHOUT BOX MESSAGES PLEASE**

Music
The first time Bobby Blaze revealed his talent, his musical skills were recognized immediately. Freestyling was something he did just for fun at parties and gatherings, but those who were exposed to his lyricism and remarkable word constructions not to mention his exciting delivery, a mesmerizing blend of tempo and rhythm spoke to Bobby the catalyst for the creation of a new star. His listeners told him his talent was being wasted as long as he kept it as an among-friends thing at social events. And they were right. Now, Blaze is taking on the tough world of hip-hop and coming out on top. He's Darwin for urban music. Blaze brings his chosen genres to the next stage of musical evolution. Hip-hop, R&B, soul and gospel have a new and vital chapter in their history and there's more to be written. The real communication that goes on within music is an endless cycle between artist and listener. The listener receives the full gift of music when he devotes his full attention to it and appr

My Blog On Taxation Part One
OMG! I don't believe what our government has been doing to us. no wonder we can barely make ends meet today. Here is a quote, from "the fairtax book" by neal boortz, that really got my attention. "When it comes to politicians powers of taxation, the only limit they recognize is the people's willingness to tolerate the confiscation of their wealth. The amount of your earnings that the government is willing to leave in your pocket, is only the amount it cannot seize without promoting an outright rebellion." A lot of you believe me to be the synical conspiracist, and you are right, but i had no idea how much worse things are than even i realized. My father gave me this book on the FAIR TAX PLAN to read and i was just flabberghasted. The government really doesnt give two shits about us, the working man. All these years, my paranoid ramblings have been so right and still so shy of the truth. there is so much out there that we, the working class, will never know. we don't h

What I Like....
1 ) Answer the questions below 2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket 3) Take any picture from the first page of results and post. (click on the picture and copy the HTML code) 4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you! 1. The age you will be on your next birthday? 2. Your favorite place? 3. A place you'd like to travel? 4. Your favorite object? 5. Your favorite food? 6. Your favorite animal? 7. Your favorite color? 8. The town in which you were born? 9. The town in which you live? 10. The name of your pet? 11. Favorite non-alcoholic drink? 12. Your nickname/screen name? 13. sports team? I don't follow sports. 14. Favorite pastime? 15. A bad habit of yours?

I Enjoy Shoes That Fit
So, Today I was rocking out with my cock out. I sought some shoes that were stylish and made me look wealthy and rad, all for under $25. (Nothing but the best for my twinkle toes.) In one store I located two nifty styles and asked for either in a size 12. The tiny Asian lady behind the counter informed me they had neither in a 12...but they did have both an 11 and 11.5. What the hell? My shoe size isn't up for debate. I can't haggle over what size shoe I'm going to wear today. I wasn't trying to play a joke on her and get a better value for my money by buying bigger shoes than I wore. I looked at her strangely... She offered me a shoe horn... She was a retard. I declined and told her those sizes wouldn't fit unless I cut off all of my toes, and I honestly didn't want to chainsaw off my 5 little piggies from my fancy feet for any shoe, no matter how hip it made me appear. A few minutes later I found another pair of shoes. I approac

My Love
A road long a bumpy; Some curves along the way. A sea wide and deep; A hurricane raging out of control. A field open and free; A few holes here and there. A newborn pure and innoncent; Will grow even more time. A dream come true... This is my love for you. Desarae Darnell Scott This one I wrote myself a couple years ago. I entered it into a poetry contest and won, it was published. That is one accomplishment I am extremely proud of. Hope you guys like it!

Sevendust "face To Face"
Don't tell me now with a smile on your face That you're lost...down and out When there was nothing left in me You can't stop fuckin' with my head Stop fuckin' with my head My silence you break The smile that you fake (you fake) [Chorus:] There's not one thing that you can say to make it right Unless you say "I'm leavin" And if you're not...then please tell me why Please tell me why you can't Save face Say it to my face Can I take all the filth in your head All the words that you said (that you said) And throw it away (throw it out) You can't stop fuckin' with my head Stop fuckin' with my head My silence you break The smile that you take away [Chorus:] There's not one thing that you can say to make it right Unless you say "I'm leavin" And if you're not...then please tell me why Please tell me why you can't That shit you're talkin' don't mean nothing to me anymore Limp dick...you fuck stick...let's settle the score Run and hide you know I'll find

Ten Inches Of Water
A boy was sitting in a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great! he yelled without worrying whether anyone heard him or not. Shortly after, along came a man who had recently completed some studies at a local University. Feeling himself very enlightened in the ways of truth and very eager to show this enlightenment, he asked the boy about the source of his Joy. Hey, asked the boy in return with a bright laugh, Don't you have any idea what God is able to do? I just read that God opened up the waves of the Red Sea and led the whole nation of Israel right through the middle. The enlightened man laughed lightly, sat down next to the boy and began to try to open his eyes to the realities of the miracles of the Bible. That can all be very easily explained. Modern scholarship has shown that the Red Sea in that area was only 10 inches deep at that time. It was no problem for the Israelites to wad

Ur It
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. Sweet Escape tagged me 2. I am A dork 3. I ride the yellow bus 4. Whats my name? I cant remember 5. im a scarey movie freak Tagging 1.Dedra 2.Tia 3.Chris 4.Kayla 5.Kat

Stalker Application
NAME: _____________________ SCREEN NAME: ______________ SEX: M -OR- F AGE:____ LOCATION: _________________ HOW MANY TIMES A DAY WILL YOU BE ON MY PAGE: ______ HOW MANY TIMES A DAY WILL YOU COMMENT ME: ______ HOW MANY TIMES A DAY WILL YOU MESSAGE ME: ______ HOW MANY TIMES A DAY WILL YOU FOLLOW ME: ______ HOW MANY GIFTS WILL YOU GIVE ME: ______ WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO BUY ME A BLAST?: ______ HOW MANY 11'S A DAY WILL YOU GIVE ME?: ______ IF YOUR NOT VIC HOW WILL YOU MAKE UP FOR THE 11'S ____________________________________________________ TO BE CONSIDERED FOR MY STALKER YOU MUST HAVE YOUR CRUSH SET ON ME BEFORE APPLICATIONS WILL BE CONSIDERED! DECISION WILL BE MADE WITHIN 24 HOURS OF APPLICATION BEING TURNED IN! X_______________________________________

What Was She Thinking?
i had to read some newspaper articles to find out what had happened to Caren and her baby. It was tragic what happened. This is some of what i have found. Hey, remember Caren Kohberger? She was the girlfriend/spawning partner of Travis Mullis, the guy who stomped on his 3-month-old son’s head until he felt the skull collapse. Well, Caren Kohberger was arrested by the FBI as she walked out of a New York mental hospital. Apparently the FBI doesn’t like it when you lie to other law enforcement agencies, and delight in arresting people who endanger children by allowing mentally unstable people to take their babies. Caren Kohberger now stands accused that she knew Travis Mullis was possibly dangerous, and that when she gave Alijah Mullis to his father, she maybe had a little bit of an inkling that something might happen. According to the warrant for Caren Kohberger’s arrest, Travis Mullis was up all night the night before the incident, that he told her that he needed to g

Species 4563
->Jedi Maste...: I accept said offer! ->Jedi Maste...: Jacking....You are offering to expel semen into my mouth. aaaniiiima...: keep jaw jacking aaaniiiima...: want a beat down? aaaniiiima...: and split, i mean your jerry curl fuckin wig ->Jedi Maste...: By find me, you mean ass rape me? Jedi do not get ass raped. Padawans get ass raped. You are a Padawan. aaaniiiima...: rick, i am serious....funny this aint...i'll find you...fuck off ->Jedi Maste...: By split me, are you saying you would commit to copulation with a MALE Jedi? Faggotry must be eliminated.... ->Jedi Maste...: we will acquire. Resistance is futile. Though, we will accept an offer of 6 rimjobs and your anus, to be used at master yodas discretion, as a substitute aaaniiiima...: and get the fuck off my kids or i'll split you ->Jedi Maste...: species 4563 is directly above said photo, again, and it is alluded to that you are the father of said ewok aaaniiiima...: she likes me better...ask her

Special World
a special world for you and me, a special bond one can not see it wraps us up in its womb. its fingers like fine spun gold gently nestling us to the fold like silken thread it holds us fast bonds like this are meant to last and though at times a thread may break a new one forms in its wake to bind us closer and keeps us strong in a special world where we belong

The #2 Pencil
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil....You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his #2 pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt with his #2 pencil. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam aft

New Blog
DUE TO SOME A$$CLOWN MARKING MY DEFAULT AS NSFW BECAUSE THE "F" WORD WAS IN IT.*SMH*(ROLLING EYEZ) ANYWHO HERES THE NEW LINK AND IF THE ONE THAT MARKED IT NSFW IS READING THIS COME TO ME NEXT TIME FIRST AND BE ADULT ABOUT IT U CRYBABY!! OK SO IF U DON'T WANNA ENTER MY GIVEAWAY AND STILL WANT FU-BUX HOW ABOUT BOMBING ME ? I'M IN A DEAL FOR A HAPPY HOUR FOR 50,000 COMMENTS !! IF YOUR INTERESTED LINK IS BELOW TO BOMB. THEN GET AT ME SO WE CAN DISCUSS PAYMENT :) **SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY PLEASE** I'M WAY BEHIND