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How To Have Intimacy With God
How to Have Intimacy With God Ephesians 1:1-6 The Lord has called us into an intimate relationship with Him. The greatest tragedy for anyone, but especially for a churchgoer, is to die without knowing the Lord personally. But like any friendship, intimacy with God requires effort. First, we must spend time with Him. Bible studies and church are good, but they don’t count toward this requirement. We need to be alone with God, away from distractions and anything that might interfere with our communion. Susanna Wesley, mother to John, Charles, and seven other living children, had her quiet time on a kitchen stool with her apron pulled over her head. When was the last time you got alone with the Lord and asked Him to speak to your heart? Second, intimacy with God depends on our ability to listen. Most of the time, He will speak through Scripture. That’s why we need to give reading and meditation high priority. Third, we must sp

Morph Contest!!!
This is my first morph contest! Ok, the contest is on. votes and comments are much appreciated! Comment bombs are the name of the game (as usual)! The morph is of the lovely, Jen! SO you KNOW you better get to commenting =) show some love! Props to her for letting me use her image in this contest! =) Please repost for me! Thanks to all of you for helping out! Acid

What Women Want, And How Men Can Become Better Lovers
What Women Want, and How Men Can Become Better Lovers When a couple's sex life has turned sour, physical problems may not be the only factor. There's often an emotional component too, says human sexuality expert Barnaby Barratt, Ph.D., president of the American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors and Therapists. "From 30 years of clinical experience, I can tell you that all people — even those who think they're very cool about sex — have conflicts that create shame, guilt and anxiety." As a rule, too, both people in a relationship contribute to the sexual problems. "Finger-pointing and blaming are never productive for improving a couple's sexual life, because inevitably in this context it takes two to tango," Barratt says. Putting yourself in each other's position can be a helpful first step in recapturing the sexual spark, and for that, it helps to know about the following Mars-Venus differences between the sexes. Women React Differently Than Men to ... An X-rate

Erotica
Erotica is any material or device that arouses sexual interest or is used to enhance a sexual experience. Largely as a result of Gloria Steinem's 1980 article, the term has come to be used by most to refer to material that contains loving interaction that goes beyond the mere sexual. Commonly, erotica is in the form of sexually explicit writing or visual images such as photographs, drawings and films. Devices made to vary or enhance pleasure during sexual activity, sometimes referred to as "sex toys", are also considered erotica. Sexually explicit written and visual material dates back as far as ancient times and has been known to exist in numerous cultures. With the advent of the modern legal system some sexually explicit material—depending on its degree of explicitness and based on the interpretation of the observer—has been classified as obscene. The Standards of Legal Obscenity U.S. Supreme Court has set standards of legal obscenity, which are always implemented on a state

Just Keeps On Getting Better!!
You know..it's strange how things work out..I was talking to someone that I thought was my friend last night, turns out I can't trust her..She went directly to my boyfriend and turned everything around, put words in my mouth and really STRETCHED the truth massively. Why would someone that's supposed to be your friend do that to you? She's married and pregnant and has what she wants in her life..why would she try to ruin my happiness?? I have no use for people like that. Why have enemies when I have friends like her..lol...Guess I know now who I can and can't trust..I've never done anything to her for her to do something like that..It just puzzles me..Anyone have any ideas as to why people are like that?

I Can Start To Breath Again...
**Just about there... this is from June 13, 2006** So today is the day, I have feared since I made an appointment with my surgeon a week ago... I have been scared that he would not be happy with the progress I have made. I went to the appointment this morning, and walked into the hospital (without aid), which I have never done before. The nurses at the desk were so happy to see me walking, as was my doctor. He has told me to keep doing what I have been. He has extended my time off from work - which who would complain about. He has also given me more exercises to work on. I had asked about surgery again, but he still feels it would do more harm than good. So, where does that leave me? Well, more physio, more work outs and exercises here at home. I have start going swimming which is a big help as well. I also have a family golf reunion that is coming up at the end of the month. I have not yet been able to golf because of the wheelchair, and this year I want to

People Are Pissing Me The Fuck Off Tonight.
you know what maybe its fucking me okay but everyone thinks its being funny by fucking ignoring me and shit. you know what i dont know what the fuck i did but i really want to fucking know.. but fuck it i give up i think im out for the night im done dealing with this fucking bull shit! peace..

When I'm Gone
When I'm Gone There's another world inside of me That you may never see There's secrets in this life That I can't hide Somewhere in this darkness There's a light that I can't find Maybe it's too far away... Maybe I'm just blind... Maybe I'm just blind... So hold me when I'm here Love me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm scared And love me when I'm gone Everything I am And everything you need I'll also be the one You wanted me to be I'll never let you down Even if I could I'd give up everything If only for your good So hold me when I'm here Love me when I'm wrong You can hold me when I'm scared You won't always be there So love me when I'm gone Love me when I'm gone... When your education x-ray Can not see under my skin I won't tell you a damn thing That I could not tell my friends Roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone Part of me is fighting this But part of me is gone So hold me when I'm here Love me when I'm wrong Hol

~~get Off Your Ass And Do Something~~
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opport

Mudvayne, "fucking Determined"
Go.... So fucking determined Yeah, yeah go.... You better believe it, confidence Go... So fucking determined Yeah, yeah go.... Spit out all reason, Yeah I'm tired of holdin' up the weight, the weight of the Mother fucking world, All I want is just to get right here, right now We struggle and fight just to get in a grave, that's Overflowing, Clocks ticking on my fifteen minutes of fame, come on now 123 go So fucking determined Yeah, yeah go.... You better believe it, confidence Go... So fucking determined Yeah, yeah go.... Spit out all reason, Yeah I'm flushing the trust of everyone, stabbing in the back And thinkin' they can break me, Set my sight can't die 'till I'm done, mind endurance Never wanted anymore than what I deserve, better bring It I'm taking it all, Fuck an inch 'cause I'm bringin' a mile, it's on now 123 go So fucking determined Yeah, yeah go.... You better believe it, confidence Go... So fucking determi

Live Webcam Cumshot: Result
Thank you Ladies for your support, you can see it again here. (You must be over 18, and my FRIEND, ask me if you're not) I hope you enjoyed, in that case, don't forget to leave me a comment =) My apologize for the ladies that could not connect to my webcam in time ... Kisses

Mudvayne, "happy?"
In this hole, that is me, the dead are rolling over, In this hole, thickening, dirt shoveled over shoulders I feel it in me, so overwhelmed, oh this pressured center Rising My life overturned, unfair the despair, all these scars Keep ripping open Peel me from the skin, tear me from the rind, does it make You happy now? Tear meat from the bone, tear me from myself, are you Feeling happy now? In this hole, that is me, a life that's growing feeble, In this hole, so limiting, the sun has set all darkens, Buried underneath, hands slip off the wheel, Internal pathway to contention Peel me from the skin, tear me from the rind, does it make You happy now? Tear meat from the bone, tear me from myself, are you Feeling happy now? Happy? Happy? Are you feeling happy now? In this hole that is me, left with a heart exhausted, Whats my release? What sets me free? Do you pull me up Just to push me down again? Peel me from the skin, tear me from the rind,

Love Survives!
Time to share is always there I peered thru life Ever avoiding strife But now am undone My barriers broken For one has found me Reached in and unbound me Her love has burst my bonds And set music to my songs Her need for me And mine for she Has made my Winter Spring A new start With hammering heart We color the world with our dream Nothing is as it did seem The darkness of my solitude is done She - my rising sun.

Youth Gone Wild!
Since I was born they couldn't hold me down Another misfit kid, another burned-out town Never played by the rules I never really cared My nasty reputation takes me everywhere I look and see it's not only me So many others have stood where I stand We are the young so raise your hands They call us problem child We spend our lives on trial We walk an endless mile We are the youth gone wild We stand and we won't fall We're the one and one for all The writing's on the wall We are the youth gone wild Boss screamin' in my ear about who I'm supposed to be Getcha a 3-piece Wall Street smile and son you'll look just like me I said "Hey man, there's something that you oughta know. I tell ya Park Avenue leads to Skid Row." I look and see it's not only me We're standin' tall ain't never a doubt We are the young, so shout it out They call us problem child We spend our lives on trial We walk an endless mile We are the youth gone wild We stand and we won't fall

Wow! A Long Time.....
Wow. It's been a minute since I have been on the Tap. I've been so busy with everyday things and trying to graduate on time. Add the holidays, and you have chaos! Lmao! Anyways, I'm just going to make this brief since no one really stops by on my page but a few of my friends. It's alright. I guess people are only in it for their own self-pleasing purposes. Whatev:) Well, it's been real;)

Missing My Sis. . .
Just got up early to get some work done and I was missing my little sister. Although, she is back from Iraq we are stationed in different states. She said she will be home soon but I still miss her. I admire her for her dedication and loyalty to this country and for the sacrifice she has made. She dedicated to her job and her family. Hats off to her for who she is. I know our mother would be proud. BLESSED BE!!!!!!!!!!! NOW & FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

Down By The Riverside
Down by the riverside Where the water flows Flowers grow from its banks Breezes blow with no resistance Sun shines against the river's surface What a way to spend the summer chasing dragon flies to and fro Idling the days away

Getting The Damn Thing Done!
it's time to lay claim to my crime a welcomed change of luck without a Faustian deal being struck I'm doing the damn thing like the day is long pondering the write & wrong seeking the sublime via meter & rhyme doing the damn thing taking stock putting it on lock from pillar to post from coast to coast doing the damn thing chasing fear waiting to confront the (coming) new year no longer the butt of life's joke going for broke getting the damn thing DONE!

Blah
Blah... I so do not feel that great right now. I'm having chest pains and i dont know why. They started coming on when i was on my way home tonight. Its odd, really... i was fine all night long and then the pains hit bout 10-20 minutes ago... ugh. I guess i need to start thinking about quitting smoking... a support group would help for that, but all my friends that smoke seem to have no desire to want to quit... so thats not really much support there... so idk. What else? Oh... so I was gonna do this tarot reading online a few minutes ago... i had the cards drawn and all and when i clicked "contuine" it asked what my prefered method of payment was... wtf. Its soo nice of them to do shit like that huh? make it seem like its free and then end up havin to pay for it and shit... blah... so i said fuck it to that. i dont have much else to say.. so im just gonna say fuck it... lol nite all

A Microsoft Christmas
A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping. The stockings were hung by the modem with care In hope that St. Nicholas would bring new software. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of computer games danced in their heads. PageMaker for Billy, and Quicken for Dan, And Carmen Sandiego for Pamela Ann. The letters to Santa had been sent out by Mom, To santaclaus@toyshop.northpole.com - Which has now been re-routed to Washington State Because Santa's workshop has been bought by Bill Gates. All the elves and reindeer have had to skedaddle To flashy new quarters in suburban Seattle. After centuries of a life that was simple and spare, St. Nicholas is suddenly a new billionaire, With a shiny red Porsche in the place of his sleigh, And a house on Lake Washingto

Today's Fortune Cookies #2
-You are imaginative in using your skills- true -You will be called to fill a position of high honor and responsibility- we'll see lol -You will be awared some great honor- not sure what it will be... but we'll see

Towel Heads
This received from an unidentified correspondent in the Department of Defense. "Towel Heads" Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term. Please try to pay attention. We have been informed that the Islamic terrorists do not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is actually a small folded sheet. Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "little sheet heads." Thank you for your support on this delicate matter.

Finally, Something To Feel Good About!
I just got off of my other favorite site, the NASA powerlifting forum, and just found out that I am up for an athelete of the year award for the sub masters division for powersports, which is a part of powerlifting that requires you to lift with no suportive gear at all other than a lifting belt. All though I'm not the "best" lifter out there, it is an honor to be nominated for this award, much less, to actually get the award. I have won one athelete of the year award before in the novice division, and WOW how good that felt to be thought of over several hundred people in the country in the same division. I hope this doesn't seem like bragging, but it's kinda cool when a person works for something, and someone else sees that work and rewards you for it. Even if the prize is small, one should always be thankful that some is looking at them and willing to compliment then on a job well done, or the fact that you tried your best at the very least.

When I Die...
When I die if you need to weep, Cry for your brother or sister walking the street beside you. And when you need me, put your arms around anyone, And give them what you need to give me. I want to leave you something, Something better than words or sounds. Look for me in the people I've known or loved. And if you can not give me away At least let me live in your eyes and not your mind. You can love me most by letting hands touch hands, By letting bodies touch bodies, And by letting go of children that need to be free. Love doesn't die, people do. So when all that's left of me is love, give me away. --Author Unknown

Oh Shit I Can Read
Oh shit i can Read lmao Body: cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

Amazing.
I think it only took 6 days but I feel a lot better now. I may not sound normal but at least I've stopped coughing and sneezing, not to mention I can breathe and hear now. LOL Back to work tomorrow and that doesn't really bother me much because at least this time I'll be able to function. Have a great Sunday people!

Asteroid Impact !!
What damage would an Asteroid Impact cause? A near earth Object (NEO) does not need to be large to devastate. One the size of a small garage would annihilate a large city. One big enough to leave a 10km crater, still nowhere near the size of the biggest (there is a 300km crater on Earth), would have the destructive force of every one of the world's 10,000 nuclear warhead combined. The Asteroid that destroyed the Dinosaurs It is thought that 65 million years ago in what is now Yucatan the impact at a velocity of 11 km/second of a 10-kilometer wide asteroid is what helped to bring about the K-T extinction, whereas no land animal with a size greater than the size of a small chicken was able to survive. Those that study this time frame believe that if man had inhabited the planet at this time, he surely would have been destroyed by this particular event. This event threw huge amounts of matter into the atmosphere in addition to this, it caused 2000 foot waves that may h

No Title Lol
Well a friend of my boyfriend called me a slut cuz my boyfriend and i have already slept together oh well too bad he is jsut pissed that he got turned down and what me and my boyfriend do is not his business and now he called me a cunt today and i just laughed cuz it don't hurt my feelings anymore cuz he lies aobut everything lol and you know its all cool cuz it shows how childish it is ;)) its all good

Finally!!
My husband made it home Friday morning. I am so glad to finally have him back in my arms again. We've been having a very enjoyable and fun filled weekend. NOw that the week has begun it's time to get back into our routine. Now we get to enjoy eachother again. It's so wonderful to have my baby home.

My Favorite Color
My Favorite Color... In the early 1940's I started first grade in a small one room school out of Carrywood, Idaho. My parents raised four of us, two girls, two boys, on a Dairy/Beef cattle ranch. I loved going to school and one day the teacher asked us to name our favorite color and write about it. I immediately wrote down Red, White and Blue. She advised me I had to pick just one. I refused to do so. When I left school that afternoon, I carried home a note to my parents. In it the teacher stated the problem and indicated she would like to speak to them. Since my Mother didn't drive, that meant my Father would have to take time out in his busy day to drive to the school. Both parents did attend . . . and I do believe it was one of the shortest Parent/Teacher conferences ever. I can remember listening to them talk. Dad never said much but had served his time in the Navy and asked just one question. "Do you have anything against being Pat

Slayer
Enter my mind can you stop the rage No one shall mourn or pity my grave Fighting the world without remorse Searching for blood to never grow old A personal hell is where I reside Taunting death sounds cadavers in pain Judging my soul I am not his son Screaming God's name I want some more You love to hate me But you won't kill me Suicidal surge Desensitize the world Take what I want primordial ground Humanity bleeds from inside my veins Losing all grasp an evil so old Vengeance it breeds driving you insane Exhaust all will hanging by the neck Anguish within let it blind the eyes Better off dead us your epitaph Apathy feeds the human demise Absolute reign a malevolent mind Conceptions so vile in this bottomless soul Total addicting, corrupt and profane Force-fed lies in this chapel of lust Dancing in blood disciples enslaved Putrefied walls adorned with your flesh Coating this shrine of the ungodly cross You love to hate me But you won't kill me Suicid

Angel Wings
For my son who dances with the angels. Angel Wings The moment of your last breath, Outside your window, The wind blew like never before. I knew then the wings of an Angel, Were watching over you. When we said our last good-bye, At your final resting Place The wind blew like never before. I knew then the wings of an Angel, Were taking you home. When just the other night, teary eyed I was thinking of you, The wind blew like never before. I knew then the wings were yours, Now an Angel, I know You will watch over me. BT

My One And Only Poem
so many thoughts haunting my mind how will this all unwind ? so many things i hope to see but i only wonder will you be with me never thought i would end up like this your thoughts are all i'm concerned with. hope i'll never be this lonely i hope you'll always love me, honey.

William Wallace
Sir Willliam Wallace formed an association among his fellow students for defending themselves and punishing the aggressions of the intruders, whenever the opportunity arose. Having been publicly insulted by a youth named Selby, the son of the governor of Dundee, Wallace drew his dagger and struck him dead on the spot. Although surrounded by the friends of the dead man, he was able to escape and killed two or three other Englishmen who attempted to stop him. Because of this action he was proclaimed a traitor, outlawed, and forced to hide in the woods and mountains. He had extraordinary personal strength, undaunted courage, enterprising spirit, and dexterity. Those atributes coupled with his ardent attachment to his native country and his inextinguishable hatred of his oppressors, rendered him well fitted to be the leader of a band of patriots burning to avenge the wrongs of their suffering fatherland. He soon attracted to his side a number of broken and desperate men, who, weary of the

A Work Of Genius!!!
IT WAS A BIG WEEK FOR THE END OF THE WORLD. OUR GOVERNMENT RENEWED THE PATRIOT ACT. THE PATRIOT ACT LOST ITS PART TIME STATUS AND IS NOW ON THE CLOCK FULL TIME! YEAH! OUR FREEDOMS HAVE ONCE AGAIN BEEN YANKED FROM US! THATfS RIGHT, OUR GOVERNMENT CAN COME INTO OUR HOUSE, GO INTO YOUR INTERNET, GO THROUGH YOUR FILES, ARREST YOU WITHOUT CHARGING YOU, OR TELLING YOU, MESS UP YOUR SOCK DRAWER, TAKE YOUR REMOTE CONTROL, AND CHANGE THE CHANNELS ON YOUR TV WHILE YOUfRE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING SOPRANOS! BECAUSE THEY ARE PATRIOTS YEEHAW! LAWS LIKE THE PATRIOT ACT IS ONE THE REASONS THE REAL PATRIOTS LEFT ENGLAND AND STARTED THIS COUNTRY. IF THOMAS JEFFERSON READ THE PATRIOT ACT, HEfD APPLY TO BE CANADIAN. I THINK BUSH IS THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER! HEfS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE BALLS TO TAKE WHITE OUT AND SHARPE TO THE CONSTITUTION. I THINK WE ALL CAN AGREE THAT THE ONE GUY WITH THE BRAIN POWER, GENIUS AND CLEAR MINDED FORESIGHTTO MAKE THE CONSTITUTION EVEN BETTER IS BRUSH CLEARING DUB-WA. HO

The Holidays
You have to love them. People always get weird and stressed. It's been a busy last few months. Work has been a lot more busy than expected. Work can be funny that way. Then factor in the relatives and loved ones and life can really get weird *lol* More on that...

Army: 'we Have A Story To Tell'
The U.S. Army has never had a national museum to focus on the history and heritage of the American soldier. It has never had one central location where visitors could learn and appreciate the Army’s role in our nation’s development. This is about to change. The National Museum of the United States Army is now under design and is destined to become the best military museum experience in the country. Located at Fort Belvoir, Va., just south of the nation’s capital and minutes from Mount Vernon, the Army’s National Museum will portray and preserve the Army’s unique heritage, both as an institution and as one of the cornerstones of American democracy. The state-of-the-art facility will illustrate how the Army’s history is intricately interwoven through all aspects of the American experience. Through interactive exhibits, educational programs, and simulation displays, the Museum will educate a million visitors annually. Personal soldier accounts of service and sacrifice will offe

To All
I just wanna let you know that I'm very happy to be here, please give me sometime to figure things out an I will show some love like you wouldn't believe...lol..Thanks again for all that ya'll have sent me so far, I enjoy having new friends!!!

If Anyone Like Art Come Check This Out
For those of you that have opened this please support my art by commenting if you like it or purchase it either way I will be thank full and may the space of devine fill your soul will fortune for as much as you give me.Blessed be.thank you.http://www.esnips.com/doc/599dc630-b71c-4c12-a339-f218fc7c513b Enigma Sin

~ Beauty ~
I just don't understand how some people can be so rude at times, I'm not saying I've never been but I'll tell ya like it is. It's hard to believe that I'm like the only one out there who loves people for who they are an whats inside. Some say beautiful is an ugly thing? that is very strange to me but who am I to say this isn't true? Beauty is only skin deep!!!

Steak For Dinner Anyone?....lol
A man was on his way out to work,and said to his wife: I want steak tonight for dinner. She replied, well give me some money! He took her to the mirror, pulls out a $20 bill and said: You see this twenty? this one is mine, the one in the mirror is yours,and he leaves for work. That night he gets home, and sure enough, a beautiful steak on the dinner table. He eats his steak and says to the wife. now,I want to fuck!She takes him to the mirror, lifts her dress and says: you see this pussy? the one in the mirror is all for you,this one belongs to the butcher.

Sir Lancelot
Sir Lancelot Du Lac (Launcelot) Lancelot was the son of King Ban of Benwick and Queen Elaine. He was the First Knight of the Round Table, and he never failed in gentleness, courtesy, or courage. Launcelot was also a knight who was very willing to serve others. Launcelot forces Sir Mador to withdraw his false accusation against Queen Guinevere. It has been said that Lancelot was the greatest fighter and swordsman of all the knights of the Round Table. Legend tells us that as a child, Lancelot was left by the shore of the lake, where he was found by Vivien, the Lady of the Lake. She fostered and raised him, and in time Lancelot became one of history's greatest knights. Legend also says that Lancelot was the father of Galahad by Elaine. It was another Elaine, Elaine of Astolat, who died of a broken heart because Launcelot did not return her love and affection. Many sources tell us of the love shared toward each other of Lancelot and Queen Guinevere. There may be some truth

~~the Doctor Takes This Issue Seriously~~
UPS Uniforms Government Warning regarding purchase of UPS uniforms: There has been a huge purchase, $32,000 worth, of United Parcel Service (UPS) uniforms on eBay over the last 30 days. This could represent a serious threat as bogus drivers(terrorists) can drop off anything to anyone with deadly consequences! If you have ANY questions when a UPS driver appears at your door they should be able to furnish VALID I.D. Additionally, if someone in a UPS uniform comes to make a drop off or pick up, make absolutely sure they are driving a UPS truck. UPS doesn't make deliveries or pickups in anything, except a company vehicle. If you have a problem, call your local law enforcement agency right away! TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! Tell everyone in your office, your family, your friends, etc. Make people aware so that we can prepare and/or avoid terrorist attacks on our people! Thank you for your time in reviewing this and PLEAS

T-minus 14 Days....
2 weeks til xmas. So much to do. Theres never enough time or money. It's bitter cold. I need to grocery shop too. Gonna finish up the baking this weekend. We have lotsa cookies. lol. Five Terrible Fake Christmas TV Specials 1. A Scaled-Down Christmas: Going Through the Motions with Martha Stewart 2. The Town That Forgot to Ship Early 3. Kazuki Takahashi’s© Yu-Gi-Oh™ Cardtastical Action Holiday Tournament® 4. Rudolph’s Shiny New Prince Albert 5. E!’s “Background Noise for Drinking Alone” Marathon Five most depressing “Christmas Gifts” for sale at Walgreens * Fiber Optic Angel (with five-color oscillating ass-wings) * Celine Dion “Parfums” * Neon Guitar Wall Art * Electronic-Eye Santa (joylessly croaking “Ho, ho, ho” when it detects motion) * Advanced Formula Toe Fungus Cream

Life As It Is Now.
It's been a while since I've been inspired to make another entry in my blog and even now I do so maybe not so much because I'm inspired but rather because I feel some strange obligation to make an entry in it now and then and to not lose my momentum. I wish I had some interesting stories to tell but truthfully, my life has been painfully normal lately. My birthday was great and quite a few of you came for that. It was great to have all my friends together in one place. I didn't drink nearly as much as I'd intended but I'm going to blame that on the bartenders and their weak drinks rather than a lack of trying. I've been taking advantage of the extended summer days and spending more time outdoors hiking, riding my new bike and just being out and about. I bought a tennis racket and am thinking that might be another fun activity to pick up. Work with the rescue is plugging along as normal. I haven't been quite as into it this year as I have been in previous years but in the last

I Really Think You're A Great Girl But. . .
Could some guy please explain to me the origins of this speech and how you all know it by heart? Is it in a handbook somewhere that you all read as a pre-cursor to breaking some poor girl's heart? I'm tired of being a "great girl"! I know I'm a great girl. HELLO! I'm not the problem. Why don't one of you try being "great" for a change.

Children, And The Instruments Of Death.
Current mood: amused From time to time I reflect on my childhood past, this time I attempted to remember the odd things. Like the fact that my parents tried to secretly kill me, and possibly your parents as well. Ever wonder why they allowed us to play with such instruments if death, such as Lawn Darts? Nothing like tossing long sharp projectiles at one another. What about chemestry sets.. sure they seem harmless, until you consider that with out adult supervision certin chemicals can be mixed to create some unhealthy results. Let us also remember those Etch a Sketch's, they are neat until someone busts a crack into the frame, and the somehwhat leathal aluminum powder leakes out. If you watched MacGyver like I did you'd know that by mixing the aluminum powder with some Iron Oxide , and clay, can make an explosive? All you need is to mix near equal parts, and have a magnesum lighting scource, like a Fourth of July Sparkler. Just makes you wonder why parents let us p

Beautiful
CREED LYRICS "Beautiful" She wears a coat of color Loved by some, feared by others She's immortalized in young men's eyes Lust she breeds in the eyes of brothers Violent sons make bitter mothers So close your eyes, here's your surprise The Beautiful is empty Beautiful is free Beautiful loves no one Beautiful stripped me Stripped me Stripped me She Stripped me In your mind she's your companion Vile instincts often candid Your regret is all that's left The Beautiful is empty Beautiful is free Beautiful loves no one Beautiful stripped me Stripped me Stripped me She Stripped me [Guitar Break] She told me where I'm going And it's far away from home I think I'll go there on my own I think I'll go there on my own She told me where I'm going And it's far away from home I think I'll go there on my own I think I'll go there on my own The Beautiful is empty Beautiful is free Beautiful loves no one Beautiful stripped me

Higher
CREED LYRICS "Higher" When dreaming I'm guided to another world Time and time again At sunrise I fight to stay asleep 'Cause I don't want to leave the comfort of this place 'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape From the life I live when I'm awake So let's go there Let's make our escape Come on, let's go there Let's ask can we stay? Can you take me Higher? To a place where blind men see Can you take me Higher? To a place with golden streets Although I would like our world to change It helps me to appreciate Those nights and those dreams But, my friend, I'd sacrifice all those nights If I could make the Earth and my dreams the same The only difference is To let love replace all our hate So let's go there Let's make our escape Come on, let's go there Let's ask can we stay? Can you take me Higher? To a place where blind men see Can you take me Higher? To a place with golden streets So lets go there, lets go there, Come

First Blog
ok, so as most of you know, my b-day was a couple of days ago. but what you dont know, is that im goin through a bunch of tough shit. im on probation,i cant see my daughter for a long time, and a bunch of other stuff. well, i dont know how this "blog" thing works, but im gonna do what i think i should do on here. tell you my life stories. if you dont want to read it, THEN PISS OFF! this is what im gonna be writting about.

Pregnant!!
TRY NOT TO LAUGH ( i didnt believe it, but it works!) ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? start thinking something you really really want * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * You have just been visited by TINKERBELL I will grant you one wish. Make your wish w

A Woman In Love
i love to see you naked,that pink firm cheeky ass better a feeling than maybe being high and on grass i love making you rigid and stand ever fully on end knowing i can do this,i surely often take loan or lend i love it too when you play or tweak my pert nipples, softly and gently causing me endless little ripples suckling away as i'm looking down wanting you my favourite part of love making yes this is true running your tongue tip,along the crease of my thigh i want to wrap my thighs around,makes me oh high when you hit me there,in the exact little soft spot the warmest sensations run and makes me truly hot that tongue tip of yours,has a mind of it's own as up and down my thigh,it will endlessly roam easy on the feet though,as this really tickle me makes my tummy tingle,all butterflies you see straddling across your face while sitting on my knees i rarely ask this,but when i do i always say please for then as your tongue works that magical passion hands wan

Whats Your Temperment
You Have a Sanguine Temperament You are an optimistic person who is easily content. You enjoy casual, light tasks - never wanting to delve too deep into anything. A bit fickle, it's easy for you to change plans or paths when presented with something better. You enjoy all of the great things life has to offer - food, friends, and fun. A great talker, you can keep the conversation going for hours. You are optimistic and sure of your success. If you fail, you don't worry about it too much. At your worst, you are vain. You are obsessed with your own attractiveness. A horrible flirt, you tend to jump into love affairs and relationship drama easily. You're very jealous - which just magnifies the craziness around you. What Temperment Are You?

Red
I support the Red Campaign, Red is a business model that supports the global fund for Aids and Malaria so if you buy I-Pod or MotoRazor Cell Phone or shoes a portiopn of the money goes to help buy life saving drugs to Africa. We in the frist world has a buying power that can do good. the more we support red more compaines will join! more info at www.joinred.com

~~politically Correct Holiday Greeting~~
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"hate Is"
Hate is demanding Hate defines reason People with hate are never pleasing Hate is evil Hate is controlling Hate is hate Love is fate without hate If you hate then Satin decides your fate Hate is responsible for death Deaths results from hate Heart is never hate Hate is nver heart Hate tares people apart Hate is everybody Everybody hates People are what brings hate Hate is your dreams Hate is your reality Everywhere you turn your surrounded by hate Never let hate decide your fate

Grand Opening (new Forum I Am A Mod At)
http://cashbuddycafe.com/ the first 15 to register after 12pm EST on Friday! will get 50CBC$ this is a paid to post forum and 1000$CBC will get you a gift card to different places. Also that its 5 points for new topics and 2 for replying. After fisrt 15, next 15 will get 10CBC and next 15 will get 5CBC. EVERYONE WHO POSTS IN INTRODUCE YOURSELF WILL GET 25$ CBC. YOU HAVE TO PUT WHO REFERRED YOU WHEN YOU SIGN UP> (cristlegirl) YOU CANNOT CONTINUE WITHOUT SAYING WHO REFFERRED YOU. Referral Contest until 500 members, winner gets 10$via paypal. Again this is a new site, but the mod's are very active and there is alot to talk about. examples, sports, blogging, personal sites, myspace, make money topics, general stuff, writing, and much more!

Sarah Finkel
Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this: A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients? I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse." The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" "Sarah Finkel, room 302." "I'll connect you with the nursing station." "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help you?" "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302." "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine. She is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon." The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!" The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member

Nyuk Nyuk
What's "68"? You do me and I owe you one. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged! What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker. Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman. Define "Egghead " What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him! Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off. What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot? "How come?" How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out! What do you call a truckload of vibrators? Toys for Twats. Define Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary! What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders? A scrotum pole! What's the ultimate in rejection? When

Hello All This Is An
NOW THAT I HAVE UR ATTENTION IF I HAVE PISSED U GUYS OFF SOME HOW PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT I DID THEN I CAN APOLOGIZE i have been trying to talk to my friends YOU ALL and not one person has talked to me so this goes out to all i am sorry

Monkey Ratings . . .
President Bush's new ratings were out yesterday. I DO BELIEVE IT IS TIME FOR THE DREADED AVIAN BIRD FLU TO POP UP (Oh wait, there is E-Coli now! We don't need the Bird Flu anymore - although I do miss it dearly!!!) . . . OR . . . PERHAPS . . . EVEN . . . THE INFAMOUS, DREADED, IMMORTAL #2!!!!!!!!!! From Newsmax December 14, 2006 A new ABC News/Washington Post poll has some dismal numbers for President Bush: 49 percent "strongly disapprove" of his job performance overall, his worst rating ever in that category. 62 percent of Americans "disapprove" of Bush's job performance overall, his second-worst rating in that category. ONLY 18 percent "strongly approve." 70 percent "disapprove" specifically of his handling of the situation in Iraq, his worst-ever mark. 57 percent "strongly disapprove" his job performance. ONLY 28 percent "approve." 61 percent of all respondents say the Iraq war was not worth fighting. 65 percent of independents and 81 perc

Tryin' To Break These Chains From My Life
My life seems to be going downhill more and more... I dunno why..I try to stay as postive as i can with my attitude....But now I have diabetes and high blood pressure and I am at my highest weight ever! It makes me feel so down esp. since for the past month i have seriously been watching what i eat! So now, I go for an evaluation to see if I can get a Gastric Bypass..THis is my last option..If I can't get this done i might as well put a bullet in my head and call it a day. I have been so very lonely lately. THe only people around me treats me so negativly....I can't wait to move with my parents when they find a place that I can pay half the bills with (it takes more than 1 or 2 incomes for a decent place nowadays) I need to spend more time with the people who truly care about me but i feel so chained down....its not a good feeling at all.

Loser
when i open my eyes she alway seems to disappear was i only dreaming or was she really here i reach out to touch nothing i scream at no one there i cry but my tears are unshared i am alone again, she will never care her scent lingers her sex remains i have the memory or love that has turn to pain when will I wake up, when will I see I am just a fool i was never there, she was never with me i am guilty of love i exist through my shame i am guilty of hate no one knows my true name guilty of sorrow guilty of joy guilty of pain guilty of loving guilty of walking way guilty for you guilty for me fuck it nail my broken soul to the cross and I will set you free

I'll Only See U In My Dreams
i'll see u under the stars i'll see u whereever u are i'll see u whenever the moon light beems i'll only see u in my dreams i'll see u when i close my eyes i'll see u under in the darkest of skies i'll see u whereever the night time schemes i'll only see u in my dreams i'll see u when i lay down i'll see u when my tear drops drown i'll see u when i cry myself to sleep i'll only see u in my dreams i'll see u while lightening bugs dance i'll see u and u'll catch my glance i'll see u and hope that u will see me i'll only see u in my dreams

What Does A Woman Needs From A Man...
A Woman needs a Man To hold her in his arms, Whisper words of affection, Sheild her from the storm, And IF her world should crumble, He'll be the foundation still standing. Leading her and yet sometimes willing to follw, Confident, yet not demanding. A Woman needs a Man Not a boy in disguise Opening the doors before her, Treating her as his prize. And IF he sees that somethings wrong, He'll step up to make it right. Penetrating her mind throughout the day, Penetrating her soul and body throughout the night.

Sponge-wax Ecstatic
When things just aren't going your way Like a problem hair you pluck or shave? But shaving got to be such a bore and you deserve so much more and happyness is just a purchace away Angelina it'll fix your hunchback Angelina it'll help your time pass Angelina here's a forcast Angelina it's science we never laugh Here's something that is automatic It's Wax Ecstatic When life is nothing less than tragic It's Wax Ecstatic When life has lost all it's magic It's Wax Ecstatic When life can't promise the fantastic It's Wax Ecstatic Throw all your troubles away you'll nothing left that you want to save With this circus you'll need nothing more and all your troubles walk out the door and it's all just a phone call away Angelina it'll fix your hunchback Angelina it'll help your time pass Angelina here's a forcast Angelina it's science we never laugh Here's something that is automatic It's Wax Ecstatic When life is nothing less than tragic It's Wax Ecstatic W

Apex Theory-shhh... (hope Diggy)
Hope diggy Shhh... diggy Last without their (x4) Some people have the tendency Of sucking the life out of me Try and fill me with forthcomings Excess is the way of the wise Even when they are left alone one hand's on rye A thousand rambles in a second Tiny tip is tired and will not tolerate toilet tokens Until he is "Topsy-Turvey" So stop the torment, you TRAITORS! I can't take the squeaks anymore Than I can't take you I'm sure your sick of me Well I'm sick of you too Haven't gone far enough my friend If you'll send we'll understand Enter the choice And avoid the void your safe with the flag... (...cha...) Local lopsided judges lure lunacy over Loony loud lumpy loopholes With lingo that's loathsome and Shady shameless shamsters Shake and shape shaggy young people With sharp teeth... On shelves of ship-shaped sharp-eyed shop-owners While customers consume Large quantities of curiously cultivated curtains Crossed and crooked Atop a crushed ice-maker

Lostprophets-kobrakai
Say goodbye to you, but it always dies, its taken aback to.... so watcha gonna do now, but you've got until sundown don't look too good, look too bright, got it all but wanna fight so how u gonna feel now but you've got till sundown step in the car its time to go you want it back you fell off track a thousand knifes left in my back protecting me such an irony and i told u once i'd never leave, and all i do and and all i've seen i drove. (some shouting of some sort...go jamie) so tell me y it all revolves around u, (i got it i got it i got it..) and i no in time wot i must do, (i got it i got it i got it..) now i no its time for us to fade, say what's awful, want it all today, now say what's wrong with u, got too much on your mind and u just don't no where your going so how u gonna feel now, but u got until sundown don't look too good don't look too bright got it all and wanna fight so how u gonna feel now, but u got until sundown step in the car its

In Flames-touch Of Red
Reaching depth of clarity I'm not supposed to be like this I should be on the top of the world Is anybody out there like me? I followed something's missing Self control forcing me down Whispers consume the air Above her I'm endless When the rain comes falling I'll freeze, I'm so afraid When things start to flood me I will drown in seconds (Chorus) Fear - there's a way out Touch of red - Break away Nothing has it all Bury the place I've been I fear there's a way out As if I ever had a choice All in the hands of the energy Once again I feel the quicksand Swallow me, tonight I won't struggle (Chorus) The weak in me should know I'm as sober as I could be (Chorus) ---------------- In Flames Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureFree Layouts

Millencolin-penguins And Polar Bears
I don't want you to know too much about me, oh no. 'Cause I know you'll take advantage of the words that I say. You're looking for a way to depress me, make me pay. You don't want me to be, too close around you 'cause I would see. All the weak sides that you got, bout which you're trying to hide. You know that I would nail you if I could nurse my pride. You're on the top when I'm low. As soon as you're fading I will grow. I don't like you. You don't like me. We're lacking energy. Yeah, we're lacking energy. It's a mindgame we play. Rule the roost, major cliche. While one of us is fit the other's going insane. And every time we think the positions will remain. You're on the top when I'm low. As soon as you're fading I will grow. I don't like you. You don't like me. We're lacking energy. Yeah, we're lacking energy. So you got me up against the wall and I'm only waiting for your fall. I'll get back on top and be carefree. It's not the end for me, no It's not

U Know U Wanna
guys and gals i am in the sexist cherry lips contest, dont lemme don, go now and vote for me and comment bomb the hell out of it..muah loves click here http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=393111&albumid=151460&i=3111395314

Botchla
But I adore her this will never happen but I adore HER this will NEVER happen over my DEAD body of course I think ABOUT it burn my path if it does shape my body as I feel torn shape my body as I FEEL torn BROKEN and if it happens I'll BURN and crawl deeper in my hole darkness ALWAYS says hello and your BURNING BODY will light my way burning body LIGHT MY WAY

My Heart Is An Ocean Away
Amongst the bullets and the blood There is a man who has my heart Through all the troubles and trials I know that if he just comes home safe All will be fine He is my rock he is my love Even still between the bullets and the bombs He worries about me and how I am doing Yet the only I crave him and only him He has something of mine I just can't get back

Witches
Witches, they ride On broomsticks, 'ya know Angels use wings To catch the wind's blow And they're moving as far as they can And as fast as they can Skeletons white, They glow in the night Goblins entrance With their wicked dance And they're moving as far as they can And as fast as they can Your dreams are filled With blood and gore Now they're right outside your door They're gonna get you A spider's love bite May find you tonight Monsters, they eat Your kind of meat And they're moving as far as they can And as fast as they can Now it's getting hot, hot Now it's getting hot, hot Run for water Now it's getting too hot Nee, nee, nee, nee, nee, nee, ha ha ha...

Awesome Fucking Concert
Went and saw Children of Bodom, Amon Amarth, Gojira, and Sanctity saturday the 16th Chris'e Danga and Johnny Sacco. oo my fucking god. it was incredible. Sanctity was eh, ok i guess. but Gojira came on and totally kicked ass. this is their first tour in the US and i can definitely say if they come back around i will go see them again. Amon "fucking" Amarth, what can i say, but unbelievable. i went to the mosh pit second song and trashed around. got punched in the head, and could barely breathe but, i was so close to the stage, it was awesome. Children of Bodom came on and totally fucking tore the place down. i swear the roof was about to cave in, it was so damn loud. i cant really explain how good they were, you just have to go see them with yourself. Sanctity Gojira Amon Amarth Children of Bodom other than all of that commotion, i am doing really well.

Vote For Me
I am in another photo contest, and thanks to all my friends out there I won, And now the same photo is in a contest again, Please vote for it and rate it. And bombing is ok in this contest.. Thank you for the help XoBiigBiitchXo Here is Link for photo contest

Stuff
"Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones." "At the end of every party there is always a girl crying." "One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger." "Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl." "You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses." "Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school." "The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity." "Old women with mobile phones look wrong." "Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush." "There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something." "You never know where to look when eating a banana." "Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan."

Of Lust And Love
Stripped Ease A slow seduction the dance does begin Music and beat the drive of sweet sin Strip off my shirt it hit’s the floor Listen to the screams calling for more Grind to the beat hot sweat beads Lock eyes with women, fulfill their needs Tell them with a look their sexy I can tell Watch them in trance fall under my spell Strip off pants as I slide past the pole Set off the fires that consume the soul Crawl on the stage and touch me they do Lust gone wild my desires renew Song of lust and woman in love Into my g string dollars they shove All for the glance of a package they seek My gift of the moment was to make it less bleak By R. Thomas Dinsmore FOR ONE SO LOST IN THE HEAT OF DESIRE LUST FORGED SO STRONG IN PASSIONS FIRE KNOWING THE THINGS I LONG TO DO DESIRE ONLY TO DO THEM WITH YOU FEEL THE CARESS AS WE DRAW NEAR GIVE IN TO OUR LUST LET GO OF ALL FEAR KISSING OUR BODYS AND TASTE THE SWEET JUICES TOUNGES DANCE IN PLACES OUR FIRE SEDUCES LICKI

~~things Happen For A Reason~~
The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn , arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc, and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor, and not knowing what else to do but

So Called Choices
SO CALLED CHOICES We are always taught at a young age that we have choices. With these choices we are able to do anything our hearts desire, but the sad reality is that we actually do not have a choice, from that early age of being given choices we are being programmed to think how society wants us the think, we are taught that the choices we make in life hold no importance in the gist of things and that the only true choice we are given is the choice of popularity. We are brought up in a society that prides itself of diversity and equality, we are taught that if you want to fit into this so called wonderful society you must not speak ill of a person from a different religion, ethnic background or sexual preference because if you do you will be ousted from our great society never to fully return. Those people who take that challenge and become awakened to the tragedy that is life in the 21st century, are deeply hurt and saddened to see how the country which they once loved has be

My Girl
Ok here it is, the truth about me. For the past five months I have been dating a tran-girl. We've done so much together in that short time and i laugh a bit because without her I would have never known what it is to truely have fun and be happy. Many people do not believe we should be together because of the fact that she is different. But to be completely honest, I really love her! To me she is so beautiful inside as well as out. So to those of you that can not understand that.....that's your problem. No matter what others may think or say about us, I don't care. It's my life, let me live it.

Lonley Days
Lost somebody you didnt even know you cared for Loved somebody who constantly walked out the door Every night is filled with fights Every day she still has nothing to say Always has the options of ending her pain She has feelings that she just cant explain Doesnt want to go back to where her troubles are Everyone saying that she is never going to get far She knows what she wants to do But her hate just grew She still loves the person that could care less Its something that she should confess No matter how hard she tries All of her love and happines dies Scars that she cant hide Every night she cried She wants to get out of this nightmare Nothing in her life has ever been fair Wants to get away from what she knows Family,friends and all of those She cant trust anyone Its alright now because her life is done As the last drip of blood runs down her cheek As her whole entire body starts to get weak She dies with no friends and no one that loves No

Very Sad
She was only five This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

My Pantera (rip Dimebag) Song
You scored as Mouth for War. Your Mouth for War! You want things to always come your way and when they dont you get mad. You hate everything about the goverment. You have quiet a temper and your anger and anti-social behavior is why you are not to popular. You can be a bully and are very hard headed which can be good, you just choose to wear your "bad to the bone" image on your sleve. Lighen up a bit, you will be much happier.Cemetary Gates75%This love75%Mouth for War75%Walk (respect)63%Cowboys from Hell50%Planet Cavern25%Which Pantara song are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Picture Of Love...
In the moment our eyes meet, Blinded by a love so true. A passionate kiss that holds, A lifetime flame forever new. An intimate time in the stars, Nothing can break our spell. Soul mates know our meaning, Though others will never tell. To hold here next to my heart, A special picture of you and I. Everyday together as perfect, Until we have our place in the sky.

Xmas Survey Take 2
For my Friends! Post your answers on my blog as a comment! Just copy and paste! 'Tis the Season to be NICE! 1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? 2. Real tree or artificial? 3. When do you put up the tree? 4. When do you take the tree down? 5. Do you like eggnog? 6. Favorite gift received as a child? 7. Do you have a nativity scene? 8. Hardest person(s) to buy for? 9. Easiest person to buy for? 10. Worst Christmas gift you ever received: 11. Mail or email Christmas cards? 12. Favorite Christmas Movie? 13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? 14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? 15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? 16. Clear lights or colored on the tree? 17. Favorite Christmas carol? 18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? 19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? 20. Angel on the tree top or a star? 21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? 22. Most annoying thing about this tim

Reindeer Games
The Top 15 Reindeer Games 15. Strip poker with Santa's granddaughter 14. Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass 13. Spin the Salt Lick 12. Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers 11. Moose or Dare 10. Flying into the "No Fly Zone" over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow burn and Santa dampen his Depends 9. Bait-and-Shoot Elmo 8. The Annual Turn-Frosty-Yellow-from-50-Paces Contest 7. Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot 6. Convince the Elves to Eat "Raisinets" 5. Pin the Tail on Santa's Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass 4. Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen 3. Elf Tossing 2. Sniff the Tail on the Donkey and the Number 1 Reindeer Game... 1. The "Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer" Drinking Game

I Have
What have I done to my mind, body, and soul? I have scared myself from the inside out and hurt the ones who truly love me. I have once again proved what a worthless piece of shit I am and I should die for what I put the world around me through, I have lied and lied again to keep a horrible secret to myself. I have refused help and advice when it was given to me and wrecked the trust of my family and my best friend. I have stepped on a path of no return, a path of self-hatred and self-mutilation. I have killed the innocent child inside me all on one attempt to make myself happy. I have proved to the world that I am nothing but scum. I have tried to stop, I have tried to fight the urge, but every time I try I end up with fresh new reasons to hate myself even more. Fresh new reasons to be scared both inside and out, fresh new reasons for my loved ones not to trust me, and fresh new reasons to ask myself what have I done to my mind, body, and soul

I Love You
I can't understand why you care for me. I can't make you happy. I can't even make myself smile. You need someone who deserves you, someone better than me. How can you say I'm perfect, I'm no where near it. You're the one who’s perfect. I wish you could see that. You make me so happy, but I'm not worth your time. I'm afraid I'll hurt you. I'm afraid I'll make you cry. I've made too many mistakes to be with you. But some how you still love me, just like I love you

Say
I look in your eyes and something dies inside me. I look in your eyes and something fades away. You open your mouth and the world crumbles around me. I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to say. Something about you makes my life start and end. Something about you makes me afraid to speak. You open your mouth and something changes about me. I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to say. The fear that I feel is found in your smile. The fear that I feel is found in the past. The world I know revolves around you. I’ll never know what to do I’ll never know what to say.

Your Worst Enemy
Found this poem...I'll say think abotu this one as well...tho it usually falls on deaf ears and i do believe since my blogs don't contain gossip etc noone cares to read them HOWEVER I shall continue on this crazy blog journey hoping that at least one person enjoys or takes something to thier hearts! Life Poem Your Worst Enemy © By Aaron S. Gendron Alarm bells ringing in your ears Protect yourself, hide from your fears A battle cry, a call to arms It's time to die, sound the alarms You've waited too long The weak give way to the strong The enemy comes at you What will you do? Wave after wave after wave If you give in you'll be a slave Your enemy was once a friend If you lose, it's the end You've been barricaded in Can you find a way to win? The enemy cuts off your power Waiting in darkness for hours Waiting for the final blow But your enemy doesn't show You crack the door, you peek out What you see makes you scream and shout Now you see the odds stacked again

Friends
Friends are the ones who stand by you no matter what They love you like family If you move away, they stay in touch If you re sick, they bring flowers and cards They spend time with you when other don't dare Friends are the ones thhat help you out when u need it the most They make you smile when you are down They are the ones who really care Friends are the ones who stand by you no matter what

How Far Would You Go
how far would you go to find me? if i was lost would you look fo me? do you love me? baby let me know would you go around the world? how far would you go? baby let me know would you go around the world? how far would i go to find you? if you were lost would i look for you? do i love you? baby ill let you know would you go around the world? how far would you go? baby let me know would you go around the world? i would go around the world for you how about you? would you for me?

Anguish
Lilies may grow Even through the snow The sun will rise Sparkle your eyes The wind shall blow bad trash away When anguish is near Goddess please polish the stars For their skin is dull God please awaken the sun And never let it fall Goddess please stir up the sky Emotionally so it must cry Goddess please polish the stars (Lilies may grow) For their skin is dull (Even through the snow) God please awaken the sun (The sun will rise) And never let it fall (Sparkle your eyes, sparkle your eyes) Goddess please stir up the sky (The wind shall blow) Bad trash away when anguish is near Bad trash away when anguish is near The wind shall blow bad trash away When anguish is near Bad trash away when anguish is near

Sacred Divinity
In peaceful silence she lies there and sleeps Dreaming of secrets conceiled in the deeps Of our long forgotten history. Those who are devoted to her know that she keeps In her pure soul the key To our identity. I will guard your ancient dreams Protect my lovely sleeping beauty. I will give my life and love For my Sacred Divinity. Now the wintersun paints her in shining gold. Smiling she wakes up and asks me to hold Her gentle hand in mine. Her graceful white body trembles in the cold. She knows today the forces will aline - Forces hating the divine. I will save you from their blind And unreflecting treachery. I will guard your soul and life My Sacred Divinity. I will always stand by your side, Save you from their tyranny. Or I will die for my love, My Sacred Divinity. Hear the storm blowing, see the skies darkening, On marketplaces and in churches crowds of them are gathering! Here they come marching, betraying and lying, To take our love, and our

"overwhelming Associations"
"Overwhelming associations" --------------------------- -Night falls upon the day, I ready myself for sleep. Laying my head down on feather pillows, The endless scent of association floods my keep. The scent of an endless calm, The scent of gratificaton, An intricate memorabilia of intimacy. Associated memories rush these mental grounds, Vivid with wildly charismatic ecstacy, I see these pictures of memory. A rememberance of intellectual conversing, A rememberance of uncollectable motions, As clear as the blinding sun. Associated only with this aromatique, Associated only with this bouquet of pheromones, This intense flashback is far from done. A flashback to a time of collectibility, A flashback to a time of sexuality, Rolling around while I try to sleep. Stimulated by this statistical aroma, Stimulated by a yearning for climax, This touch from you climbs right inside of me. A touch of reality, A touch of your sensual sexuality,

What Element Lies Within You?
You scored as Earth. Earth! family and friend oriented, you are kind and gentle. You are a lover nature and animals, and you would love to live in the country. (if you dont already that is) You have lots of close friends, and always avoid a fight, either verbal or physical. Earth100%Light83%Wind67%Darkness50%Fire50%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

Definately
One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said, "The sky is definately blue!" "I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?" Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green." "I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?" Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?" The teacher says, "no why?" Johnny says, "Then I definately Shit my pants!"

Poorly Named Websites
They had to know what they were doing when they named their web-site. Look close. All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their on-line names might appear and be misread. 1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their web site is: http://www.whorepresents.com/ 2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at: http://www.expertsexchange.com/ 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at: http://www.penisland.net/ 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at: http://www.therapistfinder.com/ 5. There's the Italian Power Generator company: http://www.powergenitalia.com/ 6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales : http://www.molestationnursery.com/ 7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always: http://www.ipanywhere.com/ (I pee anywhere) 8. The First Cumming

Time Flies
well I can't believe its almost christmas! holy moo cows time flies I swear!!! well I am alomst 4 months pregnant, I will find out what I'm having In febuary..I am so excited!!!! I want a girl, But I will be Just as excited if its a boy..lol I have alot of money saved up to go shopping once i find out what I'm having..i can't wait!!!!!!!! :) I should be moving into my apartment SOON! Its going to be wierd being all by myself but I'm sure my bf will be there alot of the time..but oh well lol i'm still ready! well I think I'm going to head to bed. I have heart burn like a mother! I hope whoever reads this has happy holidays!!!!!!!!

A Marines Way....
If I ever go to war Mom Please dont be afraid, There are some things I must do, To keep the promises I made. Im sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your son is a Marine now; Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong, But you wont have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, Yet still taught me how to fly, Your son is a Marine now Dad, So may you never have to cry. If I ever go to war Sis, There are some things I want to say, Youve always had my back, And I know its my time to repay. Youll always be my daybreak, Through all of lifes dark clouds, Your brothers a Marine now, Sis, I promise Ill make you proud. If I ever go to war my Friends, Well never be apart, Though we may not meet again, Ill hold you in my heart. Remember all the times we had, Dont let your memories cease, Your friend is a Marine now, Dear Friend, And Ill

What's Your Femdom-related Fetish Quiz
You scored as Facesitting. Your favorite Femdom fetish is Facesitting. You love for your gf/wife/mistress to sit on your face, and forcefully make you give her oral - or maybe even just make you smell her and be smothered/breathless by her in this way. You enjoy the degrading, humiliating, very domineering feeling of it all. She may force you to give oral-anal as well. Either way, you enjoy the pure erotic control she has over you. Facesitting100%Cuckold (husband/boyfriend)100%Cuckold (Wife/Girlfriend)100%Forced Feminization92%Foot/Boot Worship83%Orgasm Control/Denial83%Small Penis Humiliation83%Lesbian Femdom75%Genital Torture (CBT/PT)58%Ballbusting42%

1000$ Cherry Bucks
Yay... merry christmas to me Merry Christmas from Mike, Bill, Ryan, Dave, all the Bouncers and the entire CherryTAP Family! opening your christmas gift... You've just been awarded $1,000 Cherry Bucks! Merry Christmas! Oh yea! I just increase dto rank 5 too!! wootwoot

Leaving For Vacation !
I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon for 18 days...going to Florida for a week, then Hawaii. I'll be back home on January 13th. Taking my camera and video camera, so there should be lots of pics when I get back !

Small Towns
My fellow CTers I would like to say I am sorry. I have been on CT now for a few months and I have left no comments or hardly said hi to anyone. I do have a reason for my actions. For I live in a small hick town. Athough there are some advanages to living in one. The internet isn't one of them. Yes for I am still running on buck knives and bearskins out here on the wonderful dial-up world. I can hear most of you go OMG now but, it does get worse. The normal dial-up is running at 56K. OH how I wish I could be that fast. Yes I am running at a very low 24K out here in the sticks. But help is on the way. Due to the finding of a underground treasure grove that has been lost since WW2 but the germans. I am due to to get Cable and run with the big dogs for a change. Yes soon I will be able to post comments and maybe even say hi. I would like to thank all of you for keeping me as your friend ( or fan ) as I get my problems solved. Thanks again Baggy

Hating Life
well i let my ex take the baby for the weekend with the hope and promise of her coming home yesterday at noon. but i should have known better. its now 27 hours past when she was supposed to be home and I still dont have her. my ex isnt answering anyones phone calls, not even his own parents. he told his mom today before they left that he didnt want to come home but she told him that he had to because the baby belongs here with me. Cant help but wonder if he really even came this way or if he went to a friends up there. i mean there is nothing holding him here now seeing he has my baby. last night i was up most the night cryin cuz i miss her and want her home so much. it feels as if someone has ripped my heart out and is stomping on it. sorry needed to get that all out.

18 Wheeler
18 WHEELER - PINK Can't keep me down Can't keep me down, down Can't keep me down I said you can't keep me down You know you can't keep me down I said you can't keep me down Hey, hey, man! What's your problem? I see you tryin' to hurt me bad Don't know what you're up against Maybe you should reconsider Come up with another plan Cuz you know I'm not that kinda girl That'll lay there and let you come first You can push me out the window I'll just get back up You can run over me with your 18 wheeler truck And I won't give a fuck You can hang me like a slave I'll go underground You can run over me with your 18 wheeler but You can't keep me down, down, down, down Can't keep me down, down Can't keep me down, down, down Can't keep me down, down Hey, hey, girl! Are you ready for today? You got your shield and sword? Cuz its time to play the games You are beautiful Even though your not for sure Don't let him pull you by the scar

Dear Diary
DEAR DIARY - PINK Dear, dear diary, I want to tell my secrets Cuz you're the only one that I know who'll keep them Dear, dear diary, I want to tell my secrets I know you'll keep them, and this is what I've done I've been a bad, bad girl for so long I don't know how to change what went wrong Daddy's little girl when he went away What did it teach me? That love leaves Dear, dear diary, I want to tell my secrets Cuz you're the only one that I know who'll keep them Dear, dear diary, I want to tell my secrets I know you'll keep them, and this is what I've done I've been down every road you could go I made some bad choices as you know Seems I have the whole world cradled in my hands But its just like me not to understand Dear, dear diary, I want to tell my secrets Cuz you're the only one that I know who'll keep them Dear, dear diary, I want to tell my secrets I've been a bad, bad girl I learned my lessons I turned myself around I've

Fallen Hero
This was my cousin. He was a rare breed of man fell as a Hero! God Bless you Bryan. We Love and Miss You.that (repost of original by '~Jana~' on '2006-12-26 06:50:38') (repost of original by 'AMBERS DEVIL' on '2006-12-26 11:38:21') (repost of original by '~Jaded, I need help to get my mind off of things, LOL!!~' on '2006-12-26 11:44:10') (repost of original by 'killer' on '2006-12-26 11:56:11') (repost of original by 'duffield9324' on '2006-12-26 12:04:47') (repost of original by 'karen428' on '2006-12-26 16:55:01') (repost of original by 'consider_yourself_warned' on '2006-12-26 21:01:47') (repost of original by 'Mama_K_E' on '2006-12-27 10:37:15') (repost of original by 'gunnytony' on '2006-12-27 16:47:53') (repost of original by '~*Nyne*~ Praying for Peace This New Year' on '2006-12-27 16:49:14') (repost of original by 'SISSY-- IN HONOR OF SGT.BRENNAN GIBSON' on '2006-12-27 16:55:23')

You Are
You are the last drink i ever should have drunk You are the body hidden in the trunk You are the habit i can't seem to kick You are the secrets on the front page every week You are the car i never should have bought You are the dream i never should have thought You are the mirror that makes me hide my face You are the person that makes me see my hate You are the one that ends my fate

Flow Crimson
okay, so it's a song i wrote... Blood-soaked ground... and i pray your ass can hear me screaming now... laying here for your sins i will pay the price your debt repaid with every little crimson slice... So it goes... your eye pierced my soul and my heart simply froze... In that moment I knew I'm forever yours... Deep in my you opened all my once closed doors... i guess i have you to thank for this All the agony unleashed within The beast awoken with a single act Who will be held accountable? This chaos is yours alone to bear Deep inside your guilt consumes your soul this death and destruction claims all you love What if they knew what you've done? So now as I dance in these flames Cleansing my home of all your sins I celebrate the end of all the pain And i let my joy flow Crimson... Taken in.. I was so in love through all your mortal sins Blinded, i refused the truth until too late Now in blood and fire I shall seal our fate... i guess i have y

Happy New Year...
We feel it at the end of every year. It has gone by so fast and a new one is near. Reflecting over the the past twelve months, the highs, the lows... and the gains. All the smiles and the heart wrenching pains. The points we have earned from our mistakes, we hope we have learned.. Where not to stumble and where not to get burned. People who have entered our lives and the ones who have caused strife have taught us forgiveness is the key of life, Blessings are the others who have become our friends, who stood by us through thick and through thin, will hopefully stay with us till the very end. Loved ones who have left this earth,we reminisce the memories of their mirth. The tears we shed as their life departs, are now heavenly spirits, warming our hearts. As the New Year approaches, we begin to approach our new resolve to improve our existence, has now encompassed everything in our presence. The knowledge of the past and our close friends at our sides, we shall go

Trucos! Tranzas! La Traición!!
Que agusto viviendo la vida - Coca "Eres el mero chingón, te cres El Patrón" Con chingo de oro y viejas mojadas Sólo hay una cosa que te manda al la chingada! Trucos! Tranzas! La Traición!! La Traición!! Que agusto viviendo la vida - Cura De rodillas mijo hay va tu bautismo Te ven como rey y te crees Dios Sólo hay una cosa que te manda al la chingada! La Traición!! Trucos! Tranzas! La Traición!!

Me
Brown Eyes- Sexy as hell, people with brown eyes are very attractive, adorable, love to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care or love for,very good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS, not one to mess with

You're My Star!
I walk in the dark But it's nice 'Cause I see some stars The stars in your eyes I feel your hand your hand in mine I still look at the stars The stars who will always shine Do you know what they say? Love is blind... But I still see all the time You in my mind Baby you're so good to me Thanks for being with me so far You realy are my Angel But even more, You are my STAR!!!

I Hate Feeling Like I Can't Trust People On My Friends List
If you don't like me or find me offensive then WHY add me? If you judge...you are ASSUMING. If you're offended, that does not mean what you are offended by is offensive. Offensive is a relative term and it's definition changes with EACH person. If you are offended by body hair and nudity, you really should be ashamed of yourself and think for a second how fucked up the concept of NATURAL ever being offensive actually is...to see nature in the human form or any other and find any aspect of it offensive is ridiculous...to find it disgusting is SAD... WE ARE ANIMALS and just because we have the ability to make clothes does not mean we should lose our earth born rights and be forced to wear them. This does not mean I go out naked, that is "illegal"...but the point is we should be able to...sexuality is something our culture has automatically assigned to nudity...this perspective is obviously not shared by all cultures...it is our skin...like other animals have skin, and fur or hair..

Hate Me
I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again? And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face? And will you never try to reach me? It is I that wanted space Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you Hate me in ways Yeah ways hard to swallow Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you I’m sober now for 3 whole months it’s one accomplishment that you helped me with The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won’t touch again In a sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight You never

What Kind Of A Cuddler Are You?
LOL! Sooo True! Be warned. :D The Cuddle SlutYou scored 75 Loving and 62 Adventurous! You will cuddle with anyone, anywhere, anytime, for any reason. You hug strangers on the street and kids at first meeting. You may have adopted the european tradition of *kiss kiss* as a greeting. You are very affectionate with everyone, and will try anything. You are probably very outgoing and flirtatious. You love everyone and openly admit it. Congratulations, you are a Cuddle Slut! My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 58% on Loving You scored higher than 41% on AdventurousLink: The What kind of Cuddler are you Test written by CanadianSunshin on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

The How Nice Are Your Tits Test
It's funny, most girls are insecure about their boobs. They don't like the size or shape or something and are always trying to cover them up, then one day, that shy little girl you know pops them out and BAM! Perfect Tits! If she only knew that a nicely shaped, well nippled, firm set was all a person could ever want. Even worse you'll hear a chick talk about how great her tits are just because they're big, you might be inclined to agree too when you see them all pushed up and in your face pokin' out of one of the lowcut blouses she always seems to wear. Then one day she pops off the underwire for you and drooooooooooooooop ... you can hardly tell where her tits stop and her knees start, not to mention the stretch marks and the general impression that they look like two flat tires. So, ladies, you keep telling us that size isn't everything. We actually mean it. Sit down, pull up a chair, and tell us about your titts -- we listen, because we care. Go to .... http://www.okcupi

Thanx To You!
I guess I'll jump right in with this blog. 2007 didn't really start that great for me. I know it's only been here for a few hours, but some of the "mierde" of 2006 seeped in. I was crying on the shoulder of a friend, and he directed me here, to CherryTap, for some fun. Being here last night really helped me get through, and I just wanted to thank all of you who stopped by to welcome me and wish me well. I think I'll hang out for awhile. Hugs and Kisses to you all!!

~~we Are Stronger Then Ever With Pres Bush And Team~~
....I was very suprised that after the election, the third world countries were so happy that the republicans were out and the democrats were in because the middle east sees this move as easy pickens for them due to the perception that the democrats are such pussies and will offer minimal or no resistance to their movement! So this meant that Pres Bush and his team have had the balss to keep these assholes from the middle east at bay and the fanatic bastards see our President as a very strong leader! So I hold a very strong respect even more now for our President and his team........

The Dash
FOR THAT DASH REPRESENTS ALL THE TIME THAT SHE SPENT ALIVE ON EARTH.... AND NOW ONLY THOSE WHO LOVED HER, KNOW WHAT THAT LITTLE LINE IS WORTH. FOR IT MATTERS NOT, HOW MUCH WE OWN, THE CARS, THE MONEY, THE HOUSE, WHAT MATTERS IS HOW WE SPEND OUR DASH. SO THINK ABOUT THIS LONG AND HARD.... ARE THERE THINGS YOU LIKE TO CHANGE? FOR YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT, THAT CAN STILL BE REARRANGED. IF WE COULD JUST SLOW DOWN ENOUGH TO CONSIDER WHAT'S TRUE AND REAL, AND ALWAYS TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WAY OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. AND BE LESS QUICK TO ANGER, AND SHOW APPRECIATION MORE AND LOVE THE PEOPLE IN OUR LIVES LIKE WE NEVER LOVED BEFORE. IF WE TREAT EACH OTHER WITH RESPECT, AND MORE OFTEN WEAR A SMILE.....REMEMBERING THAT THIS SPECIAL DASH MIGHT ONLY LAST A SHORT WHILE. SO, WHEN YOUR EULOGY'S IS BEING READ WITH YOUR LIFES ACTIONS TO REHASH..... WOULD YOU BE PROUD OF THE THINGS THEY SAY ABOUT HOW YOU SPENT YOUR DASH? LAUGH LONG, LIVE LONG, YESTERDAY IS HISTORY, TOMORROW IS A

Billy Idol- Rebel Yell
Rebel Yell Last night a little dancer Came dancin' to my door Last night a little angel Came pumping on the floor She said a come baby I've got a license for love And if it expires Pray help from above Because In the midnight hour She cried more, more, more With a rebel yell She cried more, more, more Owww In the midnight hour, babe More, more, more With a rebel yell More, more, more More, more, more She don't like slavery She won't sit and beg But when I'm tired and lonely She sees me to bed What set you free And brought you to me, babe What set you free I need you here by me Because In the midnight hour She cried more, more, more With a rebel yell She cried more, more, more Wowww In the midnight hour, babe More, more, more With a rebel yell More, more, more He lives in his own heaven Collects it to go from the seven eleven Well he's out all night to collect a fare Just so long, just so long it don't mess up his hair Oww ha I walk

The New Year Brings.....
The new year brings me losing weight. I won't call it a resolution cause I despise those darn things, but I started this new diet on Friday before the new year and well it is now Tuesday and after 4 days, 15 pounds are already gone. Now most people know that when you lose weight, the first week is mostly water loss, which is fine by me, a loss is a loss....I will keep my progress posted. It is my goal to be DA BOMB by June....wish me luck!

The Cheerleader
Max was just finishing up his work in the science lab when he thought he heard an odd noise outside the window. He turned off the burner, closed his notebook and picked up his books. He walked to the window and noticed Wendy Meyers, head varsity cheerleader, sitting alone outside on the bleachers. She appeared to be crying. He left the science lab and walked down the hallway to the back hallway exit and pushed open the door. He walked over to Wendy and saw that she was crying. Her elbows were on her knees and her face was in her hands, and she shook all over from crying. "Wendy?" Max said quietly. She stopped crying abruptly, wiped her nose on her jacket sleeve and looked up at him. "Yes?" "I'm sorry, you probably don't know me, but..." Max began. "Sure, I know you. You're Max Sheffield. You helped me with my algebra last year," she said, sniffling. "Oh, um, ahem, yes," Max stammered, blushing nervously. "Well... I was... I was wondering if you were okay." "Oh, yeah... well

Love Or Not????
Why can't life be simple? Why can't the guy you like be the one your speeping with? Why can't the one your sleeping with be more like the one your crushin' on? Why can't love, lust, or even like be more simple? Could my life be anymore complicated am engaged to one as a business arrangement (crushin on this one a bit),sleeping with another as just a booty call, and got a new interest and I don't know what to do....Drop em all for a little peace or ride the wave as it last either way someone loses....

Lovely Joke For All Mothers & Fathers!!!
Subject: 911 A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's' home phone number and was greeted with a Child's' whisper. "Hello?" "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the Policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard

Okay...one More Blonde Joke!!!
Subject: blonde woman A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Farming (hilarious!!!!)
Subject: Farming A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that" The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is."

Pretty Smart!
Subject: Pretty Smart! Subject: Pretty Smart! Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."

Forever
Forever your eyes will hold the memory I saw your heart as it overtook me We tried so hard to understand and reason But in that one moment In that moment I gave my heart away In that moment I gave my heart away In that moment I gave my heart away In that moment I gave my heart away What perfect breath where my mind lay beside me And all I knew was what had overtaken me With no explanation I am comforted by inability to understand Forever your eyes will hold the memory I saw your heart as it overtook me We tried so hard to understand and reason But in that one moment In that moment I gave my heart away In that moment I gave my heart away In that moment I gave my heart away In that moment I gave my heart away Forever your eyes will hold the memory Forever your eyes will hold the memory Forever your eyes will hold the memory When I wake from this dream Will your smile still open my heart and leave me transparent When I wake from this dream Will your smile

I Like This.....
A wise man once told me a fable, it goes a little like this: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate... Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story: (1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy (2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend (3) And when you're in deep sh!t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Learn Chinese.... (say It Out Loud)
LEARN CHINESE *~ thats not right......Sum Ting Wong ~* *~ Are you harbouring a fugitive?......Hu Yu Hai Ding ~* *~ See me ASAP.....Kum Hia Nao ~* *~ Stupid Man......Dum Fuk ~* *~ Small Horse.....Tai Ni Po Ni ~* *~ Did you go to the beach?......Wai Yu So Tan ~* *~ I bumped into a coffee table.....Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni ~* *~ I think you need a face lift.......Chin Tu Fat ~* *~ It's very dark in here.....Wao So Dim ~* *~ I thought you was on a diet.......Wai yu Mun Ching? ~* *~ This is a tow away zone......No Pah King ~* *~ Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu! Kum Nao? ~* *~ Staying out of site........Lei Ying Lo ~* *~ He's cleaning his automobile....Wa Shing Ka ~* *~ Your body odor is offensive........Yu Stin Ki Pu ~* *~ Great....Fa Kin Su Pah ~*

The Blonde Police Officer
Blonde Police Officer A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?' Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."

The Duct Tape Incident
The Duct Tape Incident Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything! ----------------------- Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."

3 Of My Divorce
Beloved Deceitful wretch The deceitful wretch telling me lies Thinking them to be a comforting disguise Counting upon my gullibility Believing that through them I can not see Telling me lies of love and our content Acting as if it was heaven sent To be there always by my side Yet in the shadows the wretch does hide Pretending that I don’t know what is real Acting as though it cares how I feel Yet doing to me all that is wrong Tears fall with the words of the sad song Knowing that I know deep in my heart Soon we must split forever apart Turmoil in the eye of a storm made of lies To let it pretend longer is most unwise For a foundation so weak can never stand All passing away like the shifting sand Leaving nothing worth even bringing to mind It is the way of bad things left behind Better to clear the way for love so real One who will not deceive and cares how I feel One who does not hide in the shadows of lies One who shares their heart without need to di

Bomb The School (aka) I Hate Degreaser
You shouldn't love me so much Because I am stupid And you are stupid if you do My sweater has holes in it Please mend them for me Since you love me so much My shoes are wearing thin Like my soul for you Please buy me new ones If you love me so much Stop charging 900 numbers to my phone bill and Please disregard this poem Or it will kill you until you die from it

Rainforest
I could barely keep up with you as we ran as fast as we could through the rain forest. It had only been one day since we escaped the diabolical drug lord known as Carlos Sanchez. Antonio swore he heard footsteps and swore the Spanish he heard was translated correctly and that we had better run and run fast. Suddenly Antonio stopped. We had been running for what seemed like hours, but had really only been about 30 minutes. I stopped right behind him, gasping for air. Sweat was dripping down my face as I wildly looked around us. Neither of us was sure if anyone heard us or followed us, but we were worn out. I collapsed under the nearest tree, breaking down in tears for the first time since Sanchez had captured me. Antonio walks cautiously over to where I’m sitting. “Are you okay?” he asks a bit bewildered, not sure how to handle a sobbing woman. I look up at him with I –haven’t-eaten-fot-2-days look on my face. “No, Antonio, I am not okay. We’re in Who-the-hell-knows, Columbia, we’re bei

I Fish
Subject: I Fish I Fish A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade; listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

How To Install A Home Security System
Subject: How to Install a Home Security System 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Rome Trip ( Oldy But A Moldy!!)
Subject: Rome trip ( Oldy but a Moldy!!) Subject: Negative People A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?" "We're going

"nightmare"
{Halifax at work. LOL} It's second nature for you But its my first to make you my last one The last one in my life The first to make you cry So let's drink this bottle to the very last drop Tell me what you find at the bottom Don't say you forgot what I need Cause all I need is you Tonight, tonight I send out apologies Inside this car I'll fly over the edge And if I try to say your name I'll just bite my tongue It's your nightmare Make sure to handle it well Turn up your evil, turn down your care It's your nightmare Make sure to handle it well Turn up your evil, turn down your care Aboard this troubled ambulance The passenger is nowhere to be found I escaped What will they think of me? What will they think of me when, I lock my body in the trunk of your car? Put all the pressure to the gas Turn the autopilot on Let's see if we can fly tonight Tonight, tonight I send out apologies Inside this car I'll fly over the edge And if I try to say your name I'

Writing And Poetry
Come to me Category: Writing and Poetry Come to me, show me what you got, let me taste you in me, let me feel you inside and out, don't be scared, fell the rush, give yourself to me, hurt me, make me bleed, make me scream your name, i'm you slave, you control my every move, make me yours.

Dating
Dating Category: Romance and Relationships IF UR A BOY TITLE THIS GIRLFRIEND APPLICATI0N AND IF UR A GIRL TITLE THIS BOYFRIEND APPLICATI0N!!! REP0ST AND SEE WH0S UR SPECIAL S0ME0NE!!! Name: Age: Phone Number: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Drink/smoke: WHAT D0 Y0U THINK 0F MY Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Page: Friends: Body: W0ULD Y0U... Go out with me: Give me your number: Kiss me: Let me kiss you: Watch a movie with me: Let me see you naked: Take a shower with me: Be my bf/gf: Take me home to meet your family: Let me sleep in your bed if I didn't have one: Tell me the truth no matter what: Lie to make me feel better: Let me play with your thong: Try and solve my problems: Hold me down: Give me head: Let me give you head: D0 Y0U... Want to have sex with me: Want to walk on the beach with me: AM I... Smart: Sexy: Funny: Supafly: Interesting to talk to: HAVE Y0U EVER... Thought about me: Gave head: F

Been Busy
Ok well fisrt i am sorry I have not been on for quite some time...Second my internet is down and thats y I have not been on for this long. Just now found a place where i could go to use the web and its not that often i can come here..So I have missed you all and I hope I get some comments coming so I get some points...Kudos and to hear whats been up for this last month GoThIcFrE@k911

Life
This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! You have 6 minutes There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far. Do not keep this message. It must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months befor

The Thoughts That Float In A Beer Staind Mind
Alright here's my official introduction to this place.... I'm a laid back uptight white boy who'll totally contradict himself, but still be sincere while doing it. I love meeting new people and having fun. Lately I've been some drinking and getting into a little bit of trouble. I used to be super shy but somehow the army drew that out of me and now I'm in your face all the time. Fuck this about me shit I've got a rant to give though.... If you're in the army you can relate, if not you can at least laugh. Fuck Sgt's who are way to fucking stupid for their own good. I almost got an article 15 this week (something really bad in the military) for some dick cheese sgt tellig me to turn my music down (on my day off) and me replying fuck off... Now granted I had that liquid courage (about 8 beers in me) when this dick head started fucking with me, but damn I don't come over to these assholes houses and tell them what to do. So I get called into my first sergents office an he smok

An Attempt At Song Writing
"Perfectly Me" Verse 1 I'm falling apart and my soul is broken I feel so alone and I'm not open It's like I've done nothing right I look in ur eyes and I am frozen I try to disguise words unspoken Afraid of the past that I hide Pre-chorus I can't decide what's real and make believe I live my life but I'm caught in a fantasy Chorus I try to breath but I'm drowning underneath this water I try to live but I'm dying from everything u want me to be Verse 2 This isn't real I am faking All these thoughts I am trying to shake off And I see that I'm all alone You can be my savior You can be the one that saves me But I am not worthy of it all Pc 2 I can feel you taking over me, But I don't know if I'm trapped or being set free Chorusx2 You, you want me But u deserve more than I can give I, I am damaged So you need to rise above me and live ur life I'm falling apart and my soul is broken I look in your eyes and I am frozen So afraid of doing nothing

"rude/crudecomments"
At almost 65 years of age I have always attempted to treat women as special. I am not a prude and I love the female form and it's inherent beauty. I do not think or feel women are pieces of meat or boy toys but fellow human beings on the road of life. Most certainly we are different. But I find these rude, crude, demeaning and degrading photo comments offensive. Or am I wrong?

Oldie But Goodie
Halloween Party A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuf

Financial Thoughts
This time of year seems particularly suited for financial attacks by the devil. The expectations of "happiness" left unfulfilled over the holiday season, the expectations of a new year, and the coming of bills. I'm looking at the people surrounding me in my life, and they are all being attacked in the same area: finances. Too many of the men have dumped total budgeting responsibilities onto the women, and now are carping about working endless hours with nothing to show - and then finding out that each cent has been carefully tracked. Feeling foolish, they attack instead of discussing, and end up being told, "fine. YOU take the finances and budget" and having a load of incomprehensible paperwork dumped on their lap. Some ideas to defeat the adversary: 1) be angry at the situation, but not your spouse. There can be no solution without both being engaged, and making sweeping "you" statements causes the other person to feel attacked. 2) be involved every month with the budget.

~~democrats Back In Power~~
Subject: FW: Granpa's check] > > Without any paperwork, Grandpa started getting a $500 check every > > month. So Grandpa and Grandma started cashing them. > > > > It turns out the government made > > a mistake with the address; the checks were intended for another > > person with the exact same name. > > > > Grandpa then received a notice that he had to pay back $6,000. > > Visibly upset, he complained to his grandson, an accountant. > > > > His grandson asked: "Grandpa, didn't you wonder why you were > > receiving checks for doing absolutely nothing?" > > > > Grandpa answered: "I just assumed it was because the Democrats > > were back in power." > >

I Saw This On Myspace ... Not Sure I Believe It !
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut the fuck up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when

Elemental Balance Test
Canyon ~ 55% Water ~ 74% Wind ~ 70% Earth ~ 40% Fire ~ I only wanna open wide the window and let sunlight through... Your colours are light blue, gold, and a darker orange. You are likely protective, good with money, intelligent and have sharp wits. However, you may sometimes appear methodical or stressed. You could try wearing a Hawk’s Eye that inspires serenity and helps come to terms with imperfection, and thus bring you a bit closer to harmony. In detail: Your Creative Chakra, which is associated with the element of earth and represents our need to preserve and grow, and your Throat Chakra, which is associated with the element of wind and represents our desire to learn and communicate, are predominant. Your Ground Chakra, which is associated with the element of fire and represents our basic desires and driving force, and your Heart Chakra, which is associated with the element of water and represents our sense of love and compassion are n

To My Baby Boi
One day there you were...in front of me just waiting to see what I would do. Was I going to give you my number or was I just going to be a friend who only wanted to hang out once in a while? You weren't really sure because at the time I was technically still with him even though we didn't act it and I didn't want to be. I gave you my number and then we talked for a lil bit. You began to hang around more. Spending more time with me, coming up with different excuses to come over to my house. Then we went out with the baby and had a fun time. After a few days of us just hanging out not really knowing what to expect or what we wanted, we decided it was time to give "us" a chance. Everyone in your family was cool with it, everyone but my uncle in my family hated it. Well they still do but who cares. You have been there for me through the hard parts and I know you are still going to be around when things get harder. When we first got together you asked me if I thought I could hand

Rain
Rain On a sunless day, the sky covered completely by dark clouds, In a darkened room, cool, where silence totally shrouds, Two people lay naked, silent, patiently waiting, Their lust building with each moment of anticipating, On the tin roof the first drops of rain fall noisily, The man and woman begin to caress each other so gently, Rain falling on the tin roof, its tempo setting the pace, Tenderly, Lovingly, man and woman become one face to face, Falling a little faster now, building to crescendo, Man and woman unleash their passion matching the tempo, The image become clear as lightening slices through the sky, World shaking as thunder rolls loudly like an angry dragon’s cry, The rain falling in sheets, making it impossible to see, They move at an animalistic pace, grasping each other desperately, The storm reaches it’s climax, rain and thunder crashing, the world spasms, Crying out over the storms moaning, they shudder with simultaneous orgasms, As the rain tape

This Was Sent 2 Me So I Am Re Posting It
date: No offense but...People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as ...My so called friends

Biker Saves A Life
Two bikers walk into a roadhouse to wash the road dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the new model Harleys. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the bikers looks at her and says, "kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The biker walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the biker walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver," but 'til today, I ain't never seen nobody do it."

Plaid Dildo
A young man starts work at the local adult toy store. The owner says he has to go and tells the young man, if you can't find a price on something make one up. A white chick comes in and asks "how much for the white dildo?" he says "10 bucks" and she takes it. A black chick comes in and asks " how much for the black dildo?" he says "20 bucks" and she takes it. A biker chick comes in and asks "how much for the plaid dildo?" he says "30 bucks" and she takes it. The boss comes back and asks what happened while he was out and the young man replies, "I sold a white dildo to a white chick for $10, a black dildo to a black chick for $20 and a biker chick bought my thermos for $30.

No Fear
No Fear One Sunday an old biker walks into church and sits down in the front row. As the preacher is beginning his sermon, the devil suddenly appears at the altar. The members of the congregation, including the preacher himself, flee the church in terror, all except for this one old biker in the front row. The devil notices this one biker still in the church and walks down from the altar to confront him. He roars at the man, "Do you know who I am?" "Why of course I know who you are," the man calmly replies. "You're Satan." "And you're not afraid of me like the others?" the devil asks somewhat miffed. To which the biker replies, "No. Why should I be? I've been married to your sister for the last 25 years."

Starting Yet Another Blog Site
Not sure how I get roped into these things. It all started with getting a computer in my house. Wow... how exciting (am I a geek or what?) When I got my first computer in 2003, I didn't even know what "blogs" were. Back then, all I knew how to do was email and play games. I didn't discover my first blog site until I was separated from my cheating ex and all but divorced. I got into Yahoo Personals first, and then, somehow got introduced to Yahoo 360. It was great therapy while waiting for my divorce to be finalized and for dealing with all the emotions I was experiencing. Then it got to the point where BAM it was just so much fun and there were soooo many friends that just popped up out of nowhere! I was (still am) hooked. 360 is my home site, but I also have tried myspace, a few others we won't even mention and now this one! (Thanks Driver) I think I must be a blog-a-holic. Am pretty sure I should just get off here and venture back out into the real world, but for some re

What To Do With Me In My Room?
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED... REPOST IT SAYING... U + ME + MY ROOM =

A Shattered Heart! Can Or Will Anyone Try To Fix It Or Dose No One Care
Well here we are another Monday another week of me trying to find a job and trying to figur out how i am going to move to get away from all the bs that is going one where i live and every thing elese and well i must say i spent this last weekend drinking and well that just was not a really good idea cause i strated to think and i started to hurt and and i relized that i have no heart cause it has been shatter and i dont think ne one really cares or even wants to try and fix it they would reither see me walk this world alone and hurting and i really don't want to hurt ne more i just want to be happy like i was or dead one of the two but i wont take my own lilfe i will just waite my time and die alone and heartless unless someone comes along with the way to fix this shattered heart but when you ask me there is only one that can and i don't think they will i know they care but i just have this feeling that my heart is to stay shattered and broken for the rest of my life and well if that i

Farmer Sutra
A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?" She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it." He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face. About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig squealed, it's hard to tell."

Assorted Old Poems Of Mine
BLESSED I see hope in the hopeless Gratitude with which I bless those who see me in my day though things don't go my way A brighter tomorrow is not for me the gift of today is what I see to make it the best is the trick giving up the things that are sick Refusing to let it all bring me down not seeking to be fake and act like a clown I feel so many things inside me deep these are the things that I keep They make me human and let me know that it is ok too feel and let it show there is joy that lives with the pain feeling them both is quite sane We are of a spirit that carries us though ours is just to live and let go, so true of the things that we can not change let them be take care of ourselves and change we will see Our time is now in this we should trust the ashes of the past will soon turn to dust dust becomes the soil where seeds will grow thankful am I for the day with everything that I know For none were ever so wonderfully blessed with

Body, Soul, & Spirit
Some random thoughts on body, soul, and spirit. I was listening to someone teach and realized they were using soul and spirit interchangeably, which can lead to all sorts of biblical confusion. After the world got trashed in Genesis 1:1, God sets about redoing things. Early on, he creates soul-life for moving breathing creatures, and divides it into the different types. Later, soul-life is equated to breathing, and in another place we're told it's in the blood, which gives meaning to the injunction not to drink blood. Again in study, we find that soul-life is transmitted through the seed of the man, which is what makes the first biblical prophecy of the christ so remarkable, because it sets the seed of the woman against the serpent. Animals have body and soul - they're living breathing creatures. So do human beings. Consistently, souls can be used to count the living, and it is gone when one breathes one's last. I find it interesting to note that Jesus was "flesh and blood", b

Tired...
Ok...I know im a newbie to cherry tap and all....but I came here to have fun, a hell of a lot more fun than on My Space...but I really haven't been shown much love, I have rated picutres of my friends, rate their profiles....I even repost their bulletins. There are only a few people out of all my friends that have checked out my picutres, rated them and rated my profile. I've even talked to one of them outside of cherry tap, and this person is pretty cool to talk too. Im just tired of showing love to others pages and profiles and getting none in return. If you really want to be my friend then start showing me some love....I do return the love. Hell half the time I show you love before I even askto add you as a frind... I'm going to start cleaning out my friends list if no love comes....so please, if you want me to stay as your friend or fan....help me out here and show some love.

45 Of The Most Random Things You Probably Never Needed To Know About Someone
45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someonewhats your name spelt backwards?:nitsuD What did you do last night?:Played Legend of Zelda until my eyes bled The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:music Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:YES! not for ages though Last time you swam in a pool?:last summer What are you wearing?:forest camo shirt and black shorts How many cars have you owned?:none Type of music you dislike most?:hardcore screaming bullshit that you can't understand what's being said Are you registered to vote?:I think I am, but if I am, i've lost my card Do you have cable?:YES What kind of computer do you use?:HP Pavilion vx74 Ever made a prank phone call?:yes! You like anyone right now?:Yes Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:NO Furthest place you ever traveled?:Oregon What's your favorite comic strip?:Garfield! Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:Yes Shower, morning or night?:Whenever I get up.. USUALLY mornin

Lame-stupid-random Survey
Lame-Stupid-Random SurveyBasicsName::Dustin Birthplace::Woodriver Birthdate::7/5/1986 Current City of Residence::Highland, IL Family Members::Mom, Andrea, might as well be Allen FavoritesColor::Blue Beverage::Sunny D =D Movie::Waiting Musical::Phantom of the Opera Board Game::Solar Quest Computer Game::I really don\'t have one Game to Roleplay::o.O SEX! lol fukifino Animal::Penguin :P Sport::Football if i had to choose Book::Harry Potter A Day In The Life..School::none at the moment Typical Mood::dunno really Usually Found?::work, VG, or on the computer Collects::music Have You EverBeen kissed::yes Done drugs::twice =( Eaten an entire box of Oreos:fuck no Eaten sushi::nope Been on stage::several times Been in a car accident::nope This or That

Tin Foil Hats
I wonder if one can really can make another less intelligent? Sometimes when talking with a person or watching something I seriously feel like the brain cells are being sucked from my head. Thus why I try to avoid such things.

Hunter Bags Deer With 7 Legs
Hunter Bags Deer With 7 Legs Associated Press FOND DU LAC, Wis. (AP) -- Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow but got his most unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway. The young buck had nub antlers -- and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs. “It was definitely a freak of nature,'' Lisko said. “I guess it's a real rarity.'' He said he slowed down as the buck and two does ran across the driveway Nov. 22, but the buck ran under the truck and got hit. When he looked at the animal, he noticed three- to four-inch appendages growing from the rear legs. Later, he found a smaller appendage growing from one of the front legs. “It's a pretty weird deer,'' he said, describing the extra legs as resembling “crab pinchers.'' “It kind of gives you the creeps when you look at it,'' he said, but he thought he saw the appendages moving, as if they were functional, before the deer was hit. Wa

Dreams - Poetry
Thinking, working, dreaming Pushing, desiring, screaming, fighting Typing, moving, dancing, writing, thinking Working, resting, cleaning, watching Painting, fixing, growling, smacking Kissing, loving, moaning, yelling Why must I fight? The desires for what I want. The lack of motivation to move. The fight in my head for not completing these things. You are not better then me, then why am I always running to catch you? Just love me. Tell me I do well. These are what make me smile. Put my mind at ease. I know I stress. I know I am over sensitive. Just hold me. Caress my hair. Give me time I will adjust. I will understand you, you will understand me as well.

Unfaithfull
I never made any promises What good would that do anyway? You never said you'd leave, it's true Yes, I never said I'd stay. We are liars, you and I We lied to the one's we're unfaithful to. So how can we trust that any vow That we make to each other will be true? If it makes any difference for me to say this After knowing I have lied To you, to him, out of loyalty Though to myself I cried In my secret mind, I've loved you from the start. That I can say is true. You've always been formost in my heart And I'm always thinking of you.

Liberal Media At Its Finest!!
NBC News led the way. Elements over there calling the execution a PR disaster for the USA. Did you think Saddam's hanging was a PR disaster? I didn't. The mass murderer got what he deserved. We also heard an NBC commentator say President Bush is allowing Americans to be killed in Iraq for money and other insane stuff. Unbelievable. The Bush-hating Baltimore Sun says more Iraqis are dying now than under Saddam and it's America's fault. By my count, Saddam was responsible for about 750,000 deaths during his reign of terror. So The Baltimore Sun is nuts. And our pal, far-left columnist Robert Scheer, consistently anti- American voice, writes in The San Francisco Chronicle, "The frantic killing of Hussein abetted by the United States was the third act in a morality play of misplaced vengeance for the September 11th terrorist attacks — where the first act was the invasion of Iraq, based upon trumped up lies linking it to Al Qaeda, and the second was the killing of the tyrant's sons

Nope
we aren't getting that place in cotteageville afterall.. BUT we are looking at one more place Nearby in the Ladson area.....If we move my kids will be changing schools which for my oldest will probably be a good thing b/c he has a few bullies at the school he goes to know. It will be a fresh start for him....he'd be going to College Park Elementary which is a HUGE school compared to the one he goes to now.

Try This For Fun
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~~raider Nation~~
> Subject: The Quarterback >> >> >>The coach had put together the perfect team for the Oakland Raiders. The >>only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges >>and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer >>who could ensure a Super Bowl victory. >> >> Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in >> Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim >>soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a >>window from 80 yards away. Then he threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, >>and then hit a passing car going 80 miles per hour. >> >> I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect > arm!" >>So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great >>game of football ...... and sure enough the Raiders go on to win the Super >>Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the Coa

Son Of A B***h!!!!! Hehehehe
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of

Poetry
Septic Death 33 years A deplorable stranger disposable dregs fodder left out slopped up in the manger... Manure spread thin strewn about the pasture all over hells creation growing over time groaning miserable disaster... 1.10.07 James C Leveroni *feeling down on my birthday

A Guys Point Of View! This Is So Sweet!!!!
From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T "FEEL BAD" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and

Bank Loans
We gotta see if the Bank will lend us the money...after closing costs its going to be like 110,000....but considering its not out in the boonies that is CHEAP!!! we are hoping that somehow someway payments won't be more than 700 a month including the escrow.

A Good Husband... ( Priceless)
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries

Remembering A Beloved Officer
Saturday April 22nd, 2006 ( I remember it like it was yesterday) It is with deep regret that we must report that Corporal Scott Severns of the South Bend Police Department, has succumbed to the gunshot injuries that he received on Friday, April 21st. He passed-away at Three o’clock this morning. Cpl. Severns received his injuries while trying to foil a robbery attempt and protect the life of another person. He now joins the other members of the law enforcement community who laid down their lives in the protection of others. In his passing, this community, and our Family, has lost a Son, a Brother, a Grandson, a Community Servant, a Brother Officer, a Friend and a Hero. Scott was born on June 25, 1969; Scott is a third-generation South Bend Police Officer; He graduated from LaSalle High School in 1987 and Bethel College in 1992; He was sworn in as a South Bend Police Officer on his birthday, in 1997; He was highly decorated in his 8 year law enforcement career,

Old School Lyrics.
these are like madddd old so judge me accordingly..... What a sorry case she is Cant see her own self worth Dosnt care about her own value Just does whatever she is asked to do You can have her any way you want All you have to do is ask No matter if you love her All you have to do is ask No matter if you hate her You only have to ask So now she drops her head But the shame only lasts so long Allows her self to be objectified Because that’s all shes ever known You can have her any way you want All you have to do is ask No matter if you love her All you have to do is ask No matter if you hate her You only have to ask So now her confidence is gone Fell away with the lustfull sighs Fallowed by the non romantic goodbye She does it cause she is asked to No matter if there is passion You can have her anyway you want All you have to do is ask No matter if you love her All you have to do is ask No matter if you hate her All you have to do is ask

Words Of Fire
have you ever seen words falling into place as you put down your thoughts like the way rain falls from the sky onto the ground we walk upon as they fall into place, you begin to understand why you are doing this and it all just comes together, its like your sights become clear, a realization you then think of many things that happen everyday, and you teach yourself everything you do becomes someting different then the way you had thought just breathing in, would have you wondering a million miles away and in one breath you lived a million dreams you could express the life that enters your body, the world you just given air to then you exhale, letting your breath go, that to takes you away wandering about a place that lifts your soul, now you are breathless like once when you closed your eyes and you could not imagine then one person changes your view on all that you see this time when you close your eyes, your imagination brings life to darkness

Eyes That Burn
I feel the fire that burns in her eyes the fire that is lit, from deep inside a fire that burned all her life her hands are warm and soft to the touch a little bit of her love, for you would be too much she'll take you to places you never knew every moment with her would be something new only when she really knows you, will she let you into her world a place of magic, beauty and forever that would spin you in a whirl she will draw you out, before you even realize you looked into her eyes, now you are hypnotized now she has a spell on you, you never want to be free of that is when you know, she was sent from heaven above that is when you know, you really are truly in love finally, you have the heart of an angel at your finger tips delicate like a rose petal, you softly kiss her lips and away you go, your mind explodes, your heart inflates you grow wings and want to fly away with her, is it fate because you have never felt like this b

Angels All Around
So many children both big and small are living up in heaven.We lost them to soon but we go on living.That doesnt meen we will ever forget the dear kids we loved.Even the ones that wernt born that died will live on in our hearts.We also have so many angels right here on earth.Here I share 3 of mine...... My angel in heaven my niece Amber Nichole Haynes My earth angels..Nicholas Lynn Hadaway&Timothy Harlan Oliveaux

Nazi's, Fascists, And The Soviets: A Very Personal Look
Hist 106 Suzanne L. Neeley Totalitarianism The rise of fascism in Italy was not surprising and it achieved its highest ideals under Mussolini. Nazism properly defined, is not a fascist system but rather part of a broader totalitarianist definition to include the Soviet Union (Stalin’s regime in particular), the movements of the Arrow Party in Hungary, etc. Mussolini’s writings reflect the general requirements to meet the standard of a fascist state, and it is not surprising therefore, that when we discuss Italian Fascism, it is generally with a literal, capital ‘F’. The state that Mussolini envisioned was one that would recapture a past greatness, and supremacy and hold it by military force, while at the same time, enforcing a separation of Church and state, and imposing state values upon the whole fabric of societal life. That said, he certainly was not above using the Church to achieve this, and saw nothing contradictory about forging closer ties with the Church and did

Valentine
Now hiring Body: Considering the upcoming season, management has decided that it is time to start advertising for employment. Therefore, I give you the real "Be My Valentine Application" form. This application must be filled out in its entirety in order to be considered for the position that you are applying. Photographs may sway my opinion one way or the other. Feel free to attach anything that you think may help you to gain this position. Note: I am currently seeking members of the female sex. Any male applicants will be directed to other (appropriate) employers. Just a remind: be completely honest with all your answers. I will be double-checking applications using Google to ensure honesty. Any false information will automatically nullfiy any chance you might have had. Thanks, and have fun. Basic Information --------------------- 1.) Full legal name: 2.) Age: 3.) Height: 4.) Weight: 5.) Eye color: 6.) Measurements: 7.) Natural hair color: 8.) Cu

Blind Man In A Restaurant
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks toward the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to

Don't Lie To Your Kids
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen". The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick". Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats". On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using. Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey. Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet,

Way Too Mushy!
i would love to tell you that everything will work out for us, and i promise to do all i can to make sure it does... but if we never meet again and this is truly goodbye, i know we will see each other again in another life... we will find each other again, and maybe the stars will have changed, and we will not only love each other in that time, but for all the times we've had before... - from "The Notebook"

Ugh...
I know he cares about me, but I also know I dont compare to her and never will. Part of me wishes I did while the other part is glad I dont. I know he loves hearing my voice, and cant wait to hold me in his arms...yet at the same time I know he cant wait to make her his wife. He is just as confused as me...but I guess with being a female its hitting me a lil harder. One day I hope I learn how to keep myself outta these situations but he seems like the perfect guy for me. We have so much in common and totally understand the way the other is feeling without words. He knows when something is wrong with me as I do with him. We know what the change in the others voice means, we know what sighs and silence means....ugh....why???

The Chauffer
This was the first song I ever heard that was just 'sex' to me....when I finally saw the video I was estatic to see that it was not just me.... and thus began my adoration with erotica and sensuality. Enjoy.

My Lil Goddess
this video is Isis she was born to wild in are hearts and soul.We all still miss her and this her video born to be wild.She was born a blind eye that it likes weird. my lil goddess isisAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Average Joe 2
Create Your Glitter Text Average Joe 2 I did an Average Joe Contest awhile back and I figured I would do round two.If you were in the last one you can still enter this one. This isn't for the sexiest or hottest guy. This is for the normal guys...the sweet guys...the average joes! An Average Joe is Someone who is just like everyone else; a normal person. 'Average' means 'in the middle' or 'not extreme', and 'Joe' is a common male name. So 'average Joe' refers to a man who is not extremely different from everyone else. So I am looking for 10 guys. Contest will be comments and rates...the only rule i have is NO shoutbox spamming. Do what you can to get votes! Comment bomb etc! The winner will get a Three day cherry blast. Message me if you want in!! ♥Immortal♥ Love♥@ CherryTAP

What I Want In A Man
Someone who will hold me when I cry. Someone to tell me everything will be ok. Someone who will walk beside me as my equal, my partner. Someone to make me feel like everything is better without doing everything for me. Someone to support me no matter what. Someone to make me laugh. Someone who will accept my daughter as their own. Someone who will understand that I might not be able to have any more kids. Someone who will love me for being me. Someone who shares or can atleast understand why I am a pagan.

Nice Guys Aren't Always Nice
I hate liars. I hate that he lied to me. When he said he never would. I don't trust him anymore and I don't think I ever will. I hate the way he's been talking to me. He thinks everything's all fun and games. It's ok to joke around but there are times when its not appropriate. He treats me good and respects me. I just wish he'd make up his mind. He tells me to go find someone else but he doesn't wanna lose me. But it's ok for him to go screw around with other girls. We'll see how much longer I can take this before I become a real fuckin bitch. I don't deserve it. Otherwise i'd go back to P. Why are guys so confusing??? I don't get it. I really don't. I guess that's my rant for today.

When All Else Fails?
When the world is dark and cold Though when isn't it When loneliness and pain is the only thing felt Pain is a sign of life When it is hard to face the day That is every day When hope is all that is left She will sit there and cry for the ones she loves taking as much of their pain as they will allow

Are You An Extrovert Or An Introvert?
You Are 0% Extrovert, 100% Introvert You avoid people at all costs You aren't one for social interaction And you limit your interaction to a select few Thank God for self checkout! Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?

Good One
A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband," she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having the baby on my own." After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black." "Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in an adult movie. The lead man was black." "Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved i

Who's Cryin' Now"
It's too late to say you're sorry You've been gone from here too long I hope you found what you were missing Cause I don't miss you here at all And it's too bad that I'm not crying for you baby, I'm saving my breath I'm saving my tears I'm saving my life for something Better than these years I've lost too much time Crying over you Don't look so surprised that I've Got better things to do Who's crying now? There's so many nights I wasted I was waiting for your call Did you think I'd wait forever? I guess you don't know me at all And I told you if you left you would regret it Thinking I would take you back, but you don't get it There's something you should know I finally let you go It had to end somehow Tell me who's crying now

"lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"
Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed? When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress? Then think of what you did And how I hope to God he was worth it. When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch his skin. I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me Girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat? No, no, no, you know it will always just be me Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close? So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close? So I guess we're back to us, oh cameraman, swing the focus In case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off? (Let's pick up, pick up) Oh n

A Dream In The Night
Lost in confusion and total self bliss I've found the relation between dream and wish A dream is a fantasy lived only while asleep But a wish has a compass vast, far and deep. A dream can bring true the wish never thought As your mind wanders aimlessly and feelings are sought. But a wish is a simple, momentous undertaking A grasping of things while still in the making. Now my understanding of wish and of dreams Have broadened my scope - or so it would seem But still I'm confused and nothing is clear Because you are a wish, yet a dream so dear. With the breath of each day, I wish for your sight Visions of loveliness turned to dreams in the night You've become such a fantasy with realistic tones I long for your love and time spent alone Sadly enough my dreams cause confusion For all their purpose are meager illusion And though the dawn of each day may be cheerful to sight I fear the darkness and my continuing fight. For now its a war - a battle within A dreadful nigh

Final Exam
Redneck Engineering Exam: 1. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle, 64 Pontiac GTO. 2. A woodcutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweisers will it take to cut the trees? 3. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed? 4. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land? 5. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45

Alone
Do I look strange now Somewhat deranged now I'm not that same As I was yesterday now It's hard to play now It's hard to say how I don't want to stay alone anymore Afraid to take my life away I'm not that strong I hate this place I can't believe what's going on Something's gone now I can't stay strong now Something's wrong It must be me Truth is burning Truth is hurting Truth is waiting to be free I hate this place I can't believe what's going on With painted face We walk through life for way too long Falling down again Taking ground again Will I be the same again?

Your Age By Diner & Restaurant Math
This is SOooooooooooOoooooo trippy You got to try this.... I did it three times and it was the same every time. This is preaty neat.... DONT CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE Work this out as you read Be sure you dont read the bottom until you've worked it out THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE WASTE OF TIME THINGS, IT IS FUN First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat (more than 1 but less than 10) Multiply this number by 2 Add 5 Multiply by 50 If you have already had your birthday buy this year add 1756 if you have not add 1755 Now subtract the 4 digit year you were born You should have a 4 digit number The first digit of this was your original number..... The next two are your age (Oh yes it is !)

What Is Your Phrase?
What is Your Phrase? [for darker people] "Close your eyes and let your memories embrace you" In your past, (whether it be as a child, a certain relationship with someone or just a specific timeperiod) you found happiness. Now, however, you have lost it, and wish desperatly to go back and relive it all. Because you focus too much on what has already happened, you have a problem with the future and don't really wish to go there. You have mourned this loss for quite some time now, and are too used to it to let the familarity go. This situation is making you frustrated, because you can't do anything about it, but you remain unwilling to release your memories.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

In Case You Missed This
This was sent to me via private message here yesterday. It is priceless! Lookie what I got! hello baby how are u ? i saw ur profile on this site and i like u, and i also want to be ur friend cos u are the kind of lady i realy want in my life, so if u are intrested in me, pls u can get to me throung my yahoo id princebaba4u@yahoo.com and conrently am online now so if u wish u can come and jion me online now thx hope to hear from u very soon ,love ya....... I am a 26 year old single looking to meet new and exciting friends. I am buiding contractor field and I live in florida. I am b.prince and romantic as hell( so I'v been told lol) I am looking for a romantic sexy female to compliment me in mind and spirit. I love back female but I am not prejudice to anyone. I am a great friend and a good communicator. I have pleanty of intrest just ask and Ill tell. I dont have hang ups so feel free to dropp me a line. All sexy female should drop a line its going to cold soon so I need to be w

The More I Am Away From You
The more I am away from you, The more I want you here. The more I do without your love, The more I want you near. I know that it makes little sense To want what's not around, But there's just one true love for me And that's the one I've found. We've gone through all the weather maps, The sunshine and the rain, But I would take a sea of storms To be with you again.

Best Friend
A BEST FRIEND A best friend is always there, whether you need advice, or a pep talk, or even a shoulder to cry on. A best friend listens with her heart and is always honest with you, even though the truth may not be what you want to hear. A best friend knows all your secrets, understands your fears shares your dreams. A best friend never stops believing in you even if you give up on yourself. you are that kind of friend to me. And no matter what happens, you always will be. You are my best friend.... my forever friend.

When We Girls Drink Too Much............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO 5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN

Public Displays Of Affection
Public Displays of Affection Holding hands KIsses passionate and wet Normal everyday Things But Lover took me to a new Level Glass Elevator at the Chrysler Building A fantasy yes, but would she ever So naughty and taboo Lover Gets what lover Wants We arrived in sweet anticipation Waves of sexual anticipation cursed through our hardened bodies As we rode the glass elevator higher and higher Facing the street the 4th floor our destination Lover pushed the stop button Locked into place Stripping with intense sexual hunger Our bodies trembling violently Hands everywhere Our Tongue tying Kiss more passionate than ever Point of No Return Breached Total nudity to all below Goddess sank to her knees Set to feast on her sexual lollipop Mix of fear and excitement my eyes darting hear and there Is anyone watching? Oh hell who cares? SUddenly she wraps my manhood tightly inside her billowign breasts Pumping Mama's breasts szo hard Her sucks

Tantric Secrets
Tantric Secrets What an honor it is High priest and lover The Goddess is alive Sexually mysterious and powerful Arms wrapped tightly hot skin to hot skin Moistened lips melted together She sits majestically in my lap No intercourse yet we are magically connected Bodies, minds, souls as one Our breathing deep and with intense sexual rhythm Our energy connected pulsing, racing through our bodies From our Crown to our root chakras Breathing becomes more intense, erratic The God and goddess of the Universe Become one with us The Great rite is complete and fulfilled As Wave after wave of sexual pleasure and bliss crash against Ecstasy's shore The Universe's secrets revealed Full body Pleasure As within and without Top to bottom, bottom to top, side to side, round about and to thinkI still get to taste and physically become one wiht my Goddess...MMMMMM

What's Your 1996 Theme Song?
table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2> Your 1996 Theme Song Is: Ironic by Alanis Morisette It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought ... it figures What's Your 1996 Theme Song?

Remembering So Much { Karulvinth For Life}
On lingering memories Once more I play I’m missing you more Than yesterday So many paths that led To memory lane My mind travels back I am there again Feelings and affections I had plenty to view In letters and pictures Archives of you Remembering so much Its all held in here As I fondly reminisced From yesteryear Of things said and done Love I can still find Revealed in memories Always on my mind I never wanted the stars, never shot for the moon, I like them right where they are... all I wanted was you! If you're asking if I need you, the answer is forever. If you're asking if I will leave you, the answer is never. If you're asking what I value, the answer is you. If you asking if I love you, the answer is I DO.

Baby Photgrapher
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am," he said, "I've come to...'' "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it did

**luv..two Minds Without A Single Thought**
Do i know you..sometimes im sure i do..at times even better than you know yourself.Other times i dont know you at all..somthing is happening i will agree..your words have caught me up in something..and we have made a real connection in a short time Do you know me..you think you do.You've read some parts of me..those i've shared with you..but is that truely knowing.One thing i know for sure..your wants and desires scare the hell out of me..And my instincts tell me to run..keep going ..dont look back..Where do we stand...where do we go from here..What to do with you..

10 Ways To Annoy A Telemarketer
10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." 9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. 8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where she could know you from. 7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends ... would you be my friend?" 6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 5. Tell the te

Linear
K who remembers this!!! Girl I close my eyes and then I start to cry for you You´re the reason why I have to say goodbye to you This pain I have inside just makes me want to die for you All these lonely nights they just don´t feel so right for you Sending all my Sending all my love Sending all my love to you I´m sending all my love sending all my love to you Every move you make day by day I pray for you When I close my eyes tear drops starts to fall for you Sending all my love Sending all my love to you This pain I have inside just makes me want to die for you Sending all my love Sending all my love to you Sending all my love Sending all my love to you I´m sending all my love Sending all my love to you Sending all my Sending all my love Sending all my love to you Girl I close my eyes and then I start to cry for you You´re the reason why I have to say goodbye to you This pain I have inside you makes me want to cry for you All thes

Stand
You feel like a candle in a hurricane Just like a picture with a broken frame Alone and helpless like you’ve lost your fight But you’ll be alright, you’ll be alright Chorus Cause when push comes to shove You taste what you’re made of You might bend ‘til you break Cause it’s all you can take On your knees you look up Decide you’ve had enough You get mad, you get strong Wipe your hands, shake it off Then you stand, then you stand Life’s like a novel with the end ripped out The edge of canyon with only one way down Take what you’re given before it’s gone And start holdin’ on, keep holdin’ on Repeat Chorus Every time you get up and get back in the race One more small piece of you starts to fall into place – yeah Repeat Chorus Yeah, then you stand – yeah Yeah, Baby WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO- Then you stand – Yeah, Yeah

Do You Know?
What a fucking pain life is..... Ok so i hate being alone cause i like to have sex and i wont unless im in a relationship! So i have come to the conclusion i am never getting laid again. Seriously i have issues or something, cause i like relationships if the guy was more laid back! I mean not all guys r the same i know but both my exes started off nice then turned into this controll freak and was jealous and wanted to be up my ass 24/7. I think i have the wrong values for a relationship .. Basically i want someone who is good in bed and loves everything about sex, whos not afraid to be themselves (as long as they dont cry lol), who doesn't want to control my life nor my friends, and someone who will be there to lie down next to at night. I want the stupid little quirks in between, i want to have my own time and not have to be around them , and not get the third degree for what i was doing or why can't they come or blah blah. I guess that is the wrong way to go about things...hmm... oh

Just For The Hell Of It
Time moves way too slow For one so wanting you I need the answer to know So I can begin life anew Time has come for me to go Travel on to love true The riddle in time to show Having paid life all it’s due Sought and found now does grow Strong for all we can do Time that passes too slow For loves of me and you By R. Thomas Dinsmore In the beginning there was the word … and the word was in the presence of God, And the word was GOD I am nothing but an instrument to be used I have lived a life and been abused Tortured by things beyond my control Stained and ruined and left less than whole The world inflicts wounds that never heal And pain of the spirit is mine to feel And yet through it all I sit and write And Often late on into the night To find the truth that lies within That most of my trials are born of sin That I author all that life does bring And there is the rub and pains sweet sting That I have caused my own worst pain And that I may suff

Give Until It Hurts!
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way ?" The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that." "Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children." The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again. "Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sis

I Am Ashamed Of Some Cherries On Here...
There is a picture of John Wayne and commenting about pressing 1 for English...I read all the ugly cherry comments how they agree..well here is my opinion on the subject... You know I voted on this to help you out..but however..have any of you stop to think we do have Hispanics in the Military out there protecting your freedom and even though they speak English did you even stop to think how you are putting down their heritage while they defend you...Sorry that I am so ashamed of... I salute All Service men and women of all races not just "American". This is getting ridiculous.

Gettin Up Out
I go to the field on Jan 28th and I should get back probably the 1st of March and midway through March I will start to clear my batallion and I will be heading out the door and never coming back to Korea :-)

River Runs Silently Past
I close my eyes and I am with you Laying next to you in the moonlight Among the soft mosses The river silently swimming past Moonlight dappled on our naked skin As it peeks through the leaves on the trees Your fingers entwined through my hair Your lips brushing ever so softly against my neck Your thigh over top mine My hands running gently down your back My lips brushing your shoulder ever so softly My toes rubbing your calf Entwined in a lovers embrace We lay among the soft mosses A gentle breeze cooling our skin Your lips touch mine I gasp Your kisses take my breath away I press my breasts against your chest Nipples hardening at the touch I wrap my leg around your waist Pulling you closer Wriggling my hips I slide your hardened manhood inside me Writhing against you Moving my hips Slowly in time to our heartbeats As they become one As we become one You moan softly in my ear Passions rising Bodies moving Legs wrapped around one another Moaning ,panting

White & Nerdy By Al Yankovic
This song is Dedicated to My Youngest Brother and My oldest Son and hopefully there is still hope for my 4 year old nephew ...LOL White & Nerdy ------------ Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire New lyrics by Al Yankovic They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with The gangstas But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy. Really really white and nerdy. First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D MC Escher - that's my favorite MC Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Steven Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all to

Almost Paradise Lyrics- One Of My Most Favorite Love Songs Of The 80's
I thought that dreams belonged to other men 'Cuz each time I got close They'd fall apart again I feared my heart would beat in secrecy I faced the nights alone Oh, how could I have known That all my life I only needed you Chorus Whoa-oa ALMOST PARADISE We're knocking on heaven's door ALMOST PARADISE How could we ask for more? I swear that I can see forever in your eyes Paradise It seems like perfect love's so hard to find I'd almost given up You must've read my mind And all these dreams I saved for a rainy day They're finally comin' true I'll share them all with you 'Now we hold the future in our hands Chorus And in your arms salvation's not so far away We're getting closer, coser every day Chorus

Take The Test
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Purity Test MY RESULT:Diiiiiirty Didn’t anyone ever tell you there’s more to life than booze and being bad and making out? Maybe you missed that day of school.On the eSPIN Purity Scale (patent pending), you score 2 Purity Points out of 6. Which makes you 33% pure, give or take a couple Irish car bombs. That’s a pretty rough way to go through life, don’t you think? Maybe you should try purifying yourself. Take a couple dozen hot baths, pet some orphaned puppies and call us in the morning. Take This Quiz!

What Kind Of Food Are You?
funny, since I can't eat Chinese anymore... You Are Chinese Food Exotic yet ordinary. People think they've had enough of you, but they're back for more in an hour. What Kind of Food Are You?

Orgasm=love
I can feel you in my heart even though we drift apart with those words you spoke to me though I always disagree And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice cause you won't shut up. Now I'm finished let me call you a taxi. (woah o yeah, woah oh) I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel (woah romance) And you know that I love you when were FUCKIN' Cause orgasm equals love. All my friends smile and they chuckle at pictures of your bear moose knuckle. Please don't feel like you're a slut when I'm peeing in your butt. And I love to donkey punch you after I poop on your sheets. And I do it cause you love me, and I love you (awwww) (woah oh yeah, woah some more) I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel (woa hack weeze) And I love you when you show me your sweet boobies Cause orgasm equals love. (Take it joshy:) wo

For Jerry'/i'm Alive
To go in with the rest on Friday. NO tab???? Garage maybe. I'm Alive I like to rock and i like to roll I like the blues if it's got some soul I take my lovin' any way you can So if you got the time, honey i'm your man Cause i'm alive, i'm alive, i'm alive I've learned to coped with the crap and jive Remember boy, just to stay alive Only the strong survive Only the strong survive, and i'm alive, yeah I got no reasons for slowin' down I like to move, and i'm glory bound The silent runner in the edge of night So don't you stand in my way, unless you wanna fight Cause i'm alive, i'm alive, i'm alive I left my family in '65 And they said boy, just to stay alive, yeah Remember only the strong survive Only the strong survive, keep your head up boy, ooh I'm alive (i'm alive), i'm alive (i'm alive) And i really feel like gettin' it on I'm alive (i'm alive), i'm alive (i'm alive) I said i'm ready and i'm feelin' alright, ooh And i'm gonna find some lovin'

I Fought The Iron And The Iron Won!
So i told the tale of my bad friday. I think I was a little too soon in telling my tale of the day. I have a stackable washer and dryer. I DESPISE it!! I can't wash and dry at the same time and it holds like next to nothing. Well, last night I was putting clothes in the washer. The dryer door kept opening and hittine me in the head. No matter how hard I slammed that door, it would bounce back and smack me in the face. I had enough. I got so mad I slammed that door as hard as I could. It shut! I had enough time to to quickly think I won the fight before disaster. I look up to see the inevitable. Like a typical cartoon. My Iron flying towards my face.With no time and no where to go ~WHACK~.... squaaar in the forehead. Had it been plugged in, I would have that red iron mark on my face. I swear the iron had "ACME" written all over it! The finak score for the way was FRIDAY : 3 - ME : 0. It's saturday morning and i am sitting here with a bruise on my head and have decided to stay out of the

Friday Jan 19th
Ok so I've decided to blog about my weekend shenanigans lol. Lastnight me and my girl HT go to The Farm which is a swinger's club in York PA. Our friends Troy and Linda came which made the small crowd bearable. I had a good time for the most part...I'm very proud of myself for being as outgoing as I was. Everyone I know gives me shit about being uptight..I'm not uptight I'm just terribly shy :((. I danced with a few people and started a few convos with folks I hadn't spoken to before....doesn't sound like much but I'm a hide in the corner type lol. The end of the night Glenn...security dude breaks out the Symbian( motorized um sex aid lol) and my girls both tried it out...not me nope didn't wanna. Then i had the pleasure of watching all of them get it on..I left after a couple minutes bc I have to look at these people on a regular basis lmao.

Kissing Part Deux
How Experienced A Kisser Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 63% which makes you An Experienced KisserYour lips have seen a lot of action and you are not afraid to get into a bit of lip action. Good for you, and don't forget, 1 minute of kissing burns 2 calories, so you are keeping fit as well Find out how experienced a kisser you are at Quizopolis.com

It's A Girly Kind Of Day
Ok so today I highlighted my hair, replenished my make up supply,and got my eyebrows waxed. Yesterday I got my nails done. I am sitting here feeling like all of this prettiness is being wasted. I am home tonight with only ONE child!! I have decided to take my pretty ass to the fridge, pop open a bottle of champagne from New Years and commence my drinking. I dont drink much any more. I used to go out every weekend and get smashed! I havent been drunk since June, so I think my time is now. I am too cold and too lazy to go to the beer store, so a bottle of bubbly it is!!(I'm a cheap drunk. 3 beers and I'm gravy baby) Why am I drinking you ask? well, my broken heart is crying and I need to shut it the hell up. I just want to get drunk, find me a friend with benefits, and have drunken benefits all night. Woohooo. Better than wasting all this prettiness right? So ummmm... about those benefits? * batting eyelashes*

Teehee...
What Your Underwear Says About You You tend to throw out your underwear after a few months. It gets used and abused! You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty. The Underwear Oracle

Hello To All
Hi there all Cherry Tappers! Kinda new here (two days!) and just wanted to say a big HELLO to all of you guys. Would love to meet each and every one of you but there are LOADS of you out there so anyone who wants to know more about me or just wants a bonkers blonde UK woman to be in their friends then by all means add me on and send me some lurve! Kisses for all. Moi xxxx

What Kind Of Car Are You
What kind of muscle car are you? created by caraza Your Results: 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454 You are a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454. You car has a huge ass engine....and thats all you care about! You know you can whoop on anyone at the dragstrip...and you love it! You really don't care about gas mileage...but you sure do go to the gas station alot!

Myspace
It sucks dick and I've finally decided to cancel my account over there, now that I've gotten Cherrytap theres no need for it...lol... Tried so many times to get my friends from over there to join me here however they won't, owell it's their loss I guess...

Only Want To Love You...
Only Want To Love You... I know things are different now We're living separate lives, Even though our lives have changed I still think of you as mine. For hearts that once stayed together Will always stay together forever, Intertwined as they became part of each other As they'll remain 'til the end of time. When you go, I'll know it will be okay for you and me. For all the names given to all that changes For all the ways we said good bye, For all the mistakes we both made.... We were happy once I remember those times... How we smiled and laughed How you held my heart in your hands. I remember the fights and the tears... When you threw my heart back at me it was bruised and wilted. I know that some day I'll get used to the fact That we are not together any more, And that we may never be... again. Only time will tell but in the meantime Though you may be far from my arms, You will never be far from my heart. I know that love will never leave Since there are s

Girls Are Like Apples!!!
Girls are like apples on a tree. the best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't wanna reach for the good one because they think the're too high and are afraid of falling and getting hurt. So they take the rotten apples from the bottom, that aren't as good as the ones at the top but they're easy. The apples from the top think that something is wrong with them , when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy, the one who is brave enough to climb to the top.

Love Me Or Don't
The love that we share Is undefined No one understands The ties that bind We have never met Not face to face When you are here My heart speeds it’s pace Miles away Wishing you here Never to meet Is my only fear Crazy and stupid Some people say How could you love Someone that way Thinking of you All day long I question myself Is our love really strong My heart is involved Do you feel the same Playing with emotions Is a dangerous game Love me or don’t There’s no in between Be honest be true Don’t creep or be mean Honesty and trust Respect from both I follow these rules This is my oath The love that I offer It’s all up to you If you take it Please just be true

Prom Night
It was prom night His junior year The freshman he took The one he held dear The year had been rough Many people were mad Over the passion The thing that they had Walking together In the moonlight The headlights towards them I felt horrible fright They pulled the car over Stopping us there They pulled me away Taking me by the hair Six of them Two holding me Forcing me to watch Making me see After the hitting and kicking To him they had done The bang I heard next Was from their gun The horror I felt The feelings of hate They still weren’t done Ruining this date In the car I got thrown To a destination To me unknown To a field I was taken My dress ripped off The each took a turn Taking turns getting off They left me for dead After their fun I made my self get up I started to run They paid for their hatred Of the love that we felt I still to this day Feel the hurt I was dealt He was my first love Taken from me that

Old Age Has Its Advantages
Subject: Old age has its advantages Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to > get a > physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris > walking down > the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. > A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris > and > said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" > Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. > 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" > The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, > 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"

Six Questions
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless __________________________________________________ I promise to answer them 100% truthfully __________________________________________________ All questions are COMPLETELY confidential __________________________________________________ IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK

Happy Sunday
Well not really but hey! I got up early and hit the store. Gonna make Calimari in spaghetti sauce tonite over sketti with salad and garlic knots. Changing my living room around atm. I have a huge headache and im just irritated. Maybe its pms(puttin up with MENS shit) Anyhoo Smile!

Not Fair
You said I hurt you The pain I feel still burns You said I neglect you let things by with no concern You said that I don't care What the hell do you want from me You said I ruined you Don't you see what you've done to me You said I wasted These years gone down unjust You fucking tasted And left me in the dust You said you hate me You should have left me behind The fact is you've mistook me Now there's nothing left to find When I fill you up, I cheat myself When I start you up, I beat myself When I let you go, I kill myself Can you rip me from this hell It's only fair!

Imagine
A bird flies through a canyon Twisting and turning Swaying and playing Over tall green grass And towering giant dandelions Beneath the lowest branches Of cotton wood trees Essence of nature carried By the cool breeze Sweet and refreshing Relaxing Sound of leaves slightly Clapping Sound of grass rapidly Flowing Voice of a brook nearly Sighing, humming The orchestra of nature The little bird flies to the highest Branch on a nearby tree And begins to sing Her song echoes though the canyon Bouncing off the walls a river of soundwaves crashing, splashing like the wave of the ocean but, imagine more gracefull more elegante like a play of dancing light like the flow of rain in the wind twisting and turning like the birds flight imagine the most beautiful scenery flowers growing animals playing bees singing as they work ants marching together humming birds dancing in the breeze

One More Poem..and Then Im Done..promise "music"
Music 3/25/2002 as my melodic rhythms touch the lips of a treble clef I regret that I never knew my new mistress wondering why my whispers are hypnotized by thighs undulating to the live vibes of the music made by my heart playing the part of the conductor of my manhood's crescendo symphony simply rising never falling while my knees wobble from weakness the sweetness of the lyrics roll of my tounge like honey putting my money where the mouth is....singing spine tingling simply beutiful your chambers are at making music your usage of my baton for music making amazes me as i gracefully taste your 1st movements in D sharp we part seas with beautiful music and leave existence behind beautiful is the mind intertwined with mines to make music the smoothest notes ever utteres, hypnotized by it...never to recover

Truth Or Dare
Truth Or Dare and be honest. Fill this out and send it to my INBOX!! I dare you... to tell me the truth.. Four things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. Three things you like about me 1. 2. 3. Two things you don't like about me 1. 2. My best feature 1. Two things you want to do with me 1. 2. One word that describe me 1. One question for me 1. I dare you to repost this see how many people do this to you

The Attractive Test
Would you makeout with me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay Do you think I'm easy? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me. I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lap dance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would u give me your number if so let me get it? [] Yeah []No Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes [] No Reply

Cherry Tap
WELL, I AM STARTING TO GET THE HANG OF THIS CHERRY TAP THING, IT IS PRETTY BAD WHEN YOUR 10 YEAR OLD KNOWS MORE ABOUT COMPUTERS THAN YOU DO!!! I STILL HAVE NOT FIGURED OUT HOW TO CUT AND PAST ALL THE GRAFFICS TO MY PAGE, I DONT KNOW, IT IS JUST CONFUSEING AS HELL TO ME, CALL ME OLD FASHIONED, EVEN THOUGH I AM ONLY 32. I HAVE MET A LOT OF COOL FRIENDS ON HERE AND I HOPE TO MEET MANY MORE SO PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO STOP BY AND CHECK OUT MY PAGE, SEE WHAT I AM ALL ABOUT. I WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU...

Making Cupcakes
There was this little girl and her mother walking thru the zoo. And she looked at two monkeys and said "Mommy, what are the monkeys doing?" the mother does not know what to say and tells her, "Oh, they are making cupcakes." Further on in the park she sees two teenagers under a tree and asks, "Mommy, what are those kids doing?" the mother replies, "Oh, they are making cupcakes." They then went home and ate supper and went to bed. The next morning at the breakfast table the little girl asks her Mom, "Mommy, was that you and dad making cupcakes on the couch last night?" the mommy says, "Yes, why?" and the little girl says, "Well I licked the frosting off the couch."

Object Of My Desire
I just now finished my shower- sorry it took so long. I am not sure what’s going on, but I feel like I have hormones seeping thru my skin. Today I woke up, just like this too. Horny as hell, that’s all I can think about today. I know, you’re probably tired of hearing about my showers. I do talk about them a lot, but you have to understand this is the high point of my day, well cept for your emails. They make me happy as well, now if they could just fuck me like my showers do, then I’d be set. Actually I’d prolly be rich too, I’m pretty sure people would pay to get fucked by their emails, the way I do in my showers. It’s funny, I had such an intense session, I had to come sit down and write about it. I didn’t want to forget any of the details. So here I am, sitting in just my robe, my wet hair lying upon my breasts, leaving large wet spots. I’m telling you, I just now came from the shower. You wouldn’t believe how much fun I had. I thought this would be like every other day. I was

Wtf
Ok, why do people constantly watch a profile yet say nothing to that person? Not even rating the profile. Why do people that have had a slight disagreement on here seem to blow everything out of proportion then watch the other persons profile? I assume it must be to see if they are talking crap. It is starting to feel like high school all over again.

The Meaning Of A Kiss
Kiss on the hand - I adore you. Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends. Kiss on the chin - You are cute! Kiss on the neck - I want you. Kiss on the lips - I love you. Kiss on the ears - Let's have some fun. Kiss anywhere else - You're the best.

We've Always Been
I am yours I think I always have been You are mine I think you always have been We just never knew it No matter how my day has been No matter how bad I feel No matter how much the world gets me down When I see you it all goes away Everything just disappears It's just you and I You complete my little world Like no one else ever has Just remember that when the world piles up And your day is crap That I am yours And everything will dissappear When you see me I love you with all of my being No matter what I am here for you And you are here for me Baby we can get through anything As long as we have each other...

65 Questions
*BASICS* 1. Start Time___ 1:06am 2. Name__ Dustin Allen Clemons 3. Astrology sign___ Cancer 4. Gender___ male 5. Eye color__ Brown 6. Favorite color__ red, black, blue 7. Glasses___ yes 8. Tattoos___ nope 10. Sibling's name(s)___ Andrea and Carla *HAVE YOU EVER* 12. Cut your own hair?___ Yes 13. Done something in the past month that you regret?___ nope 14. Skipped school?___ yep 15. Bungee-jumped?___ No 16. Punched someone?___ yes 17. Hit on someone?__ yes 18. Been arrested?___ no 19. Broken into someone's house?___ abandonded house, yes 20. Cried yourself to sleep?___ yes 21. Been to a funeral?___ not once 22. Used a lighter?___ yes 23. Been on stage?___ yup, and it was great *FAVORITE* 24. Season___ fall 25. Food___ pizza 26. Ice cream flavor___ chocolate 27. Candy___ jellybeans 28. Breakfast___ cereal 29. Person___ i dunno 30. Book___ harry potter series 31. Song___ don't have a set

Southern Women Show A Lot Of Class.
As we all know, Southern women show a lot of class. Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The 1st lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious." The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious." The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious." The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your hu

Hmmmm
Well, this is my first CherryTap blog. I dont know what to do here, but I am getting the swing of it. I am sure in time I will get there. I just dont spend alot of time on here because I dont get online at home. Thanks to everyone that has made me feel welcome. Its great to get some new friends and hang with great people! Keep Rockin' ~B~

It's Your Love
Yea yea Dancin' in the dark middle of the night Takin' your heart and holdin' it tight Emotional touch touchin' my skin And asking you to do what you've been doin' all over again Oh it's a beautiful thing don't think I can keep it all in I just gotta let you know what it is that won't let me go It's your love It just does something to me It sends a shock right through me I can't get enough And if you wonder About the spell I'm under Oh it's your love Better than I was, more than I am And all of this happened by taking your hand And who I am now is who I wanted to be And now that we're together, I'm stronger than ever I'm happy and free Oh it's a beautiful thing, Don't think I can keep it all in If you asked me why I've changed, All I gotta do is say your sweet name It's your love It just does something to me It sends a shock right through me I can't get enough And if you wonder About the spell I'm under Oh, it's your

Well Hes Now Leaving...
well my boi just texted me saying hes leaving and that he loves me...god i hate this! i knew it was coming and i know he will be coming home to me its just so hard to think of the fact that im not gonna have him to hold or get to hear his voice or see him smile for six months. sometimes i swear its harder letting someone leave like this then letting someone totally leave. i somehow managed not to show how much this shit is bothering me to him today....but maybe because we were only texting each other. he promises to write as soon as he gets the chance but some times a letter just doesnt fill that void. for the first time in three days im finally crying and not holding back. damn that boi means the world to me and now it feels as if my world has just fallen apart. i know we havent been together very long but damn that doesnt mean i dont love him because I do. he has my heart and is taking it with him.

My One True Love { Karulvinth For Life }
As I awaken, each and every day, Thoughts of love turn to you. An unbreakable bond between us two, A special love ever so true... The warm glow in your eyes, The sweet smile on your face; Makes me want to hold you, Forever in love's tender embrace. Just a couple of many pleasures, I longingly so miss... The sound of your voice, Is like a song in my heart, Always bringing me happiness, As it has done from our start. We've shared many joys, And also felt some sorrows, Yet our future is filled, Of wonderful tomorrows. So, until that bright day, Far away such as it seems, You shall always be my one true love... The man of my dreams.

Road Rage
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the Right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have Beaten The red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in Frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, Dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked Up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered Her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger Printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of Hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was Escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was Waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You s

Power Trip B17ch
Power Trip BTCH Power Trip Bitch It's all ways your way You haft to be right It's somebody else’s fault Your holy than thou An your shit don't stink Power Trip Bitch Take a look around Your pissed cause your wrong Look at what you didn’t do Watch as you faith fades Sulfur and brimstone is what you smell Power trip bitch What you got to say Don't you feel dumb? You ain't got a soul to blame Now you feel hells flame Death stench surrounds you Power trip bitch The flow is up yet your going down Just do what you do best act like a doll You standing alone so who's left to blame Your faith has been tested and you have failed Burnt to ash and left smelling like last weeks trash.

Things I Can't Understand Or A Rant.
Things I don't understand Time n time again I've heard these words You kind n sweet Sexy, hot, etc. Keep up the good work. I love the new poem, I like it; it touched my heart, Yet I don't see it, I know that I have a skill, But I don't have the talent that ya'll speak of, I know I'm not that bad of a looking guy, But I don't see the sexy or kind person that ya'll see, Maybe I'm blinded or just unable to open thy eyes, I don't know maybe its the lack of some one that cares to help me see, I don't under stand it n I just cant understand why I hear these lies, I'm lost n confused I'm the lost n wondering poet Z, Any more I'm complety out of my mind, I'm not here nor am I there, I am somewhere but never any where, I find my self wanting some body I may never meet in person, Wanting to hold them n just kiss them once, Yet they live miles n miles away, She has a little one that she has to worry about more than me, Even though I want her with me 24 7 I have a fe

Chatrooms Part 3
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't **** with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist

Please Copy, Paste And Comment..could Be Fun!!
01*I _____Karla 02*Karla is _____. 03*If I were alone in a room with Karla I would _____. 04*I think Karla should _____. 05*Karla needs _____. 06*I want to _____ Karla. 07*Someday Karla will _____. 08*Karla _____ 09*Without Karla___. 10*My memories of Karla are ____. 11*Karla can be _____. 12*The worst thing about Karla is _____. 13*The best thing about Karla is _____. 14*I am _____ with Karla. 15*One thing about Karla is _____. 16*Karla should go and _____. 17*Karla_____ me. 18*_________Karla.

"7 Kinds Of Sex"
"7 kinds of sex" Recent research shows that there are"7 kinds of sex" The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in th

The Year's "best Comeback" Line(you'll Love This One!!)
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?" A: "Yes, sir. With my life." Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do!" Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" A: "Yes sir." Q: "Now why is i

Profitable Puke
One time this guy went to a bar to hang out with some friends. After a few drinks, he decides that he should start heading home because he didn't want his wife to know he'd been drinking, and more so, wanted not to barf all over himself. So he tells his freinds he's gonna go home, but they say "No man! come on, just have one more, if you throw up, i'll give you 10 bucks and you can just say it was the guy next to you." So he took one more drink and ended up throwing up all over himself. so he goes home and sees his wife sitting on the couch and she sees him with the puke all over his shirt. immediately he says, "Hey don't worry, it was the guy next to me and he gave me 10 bucks to spend on a new shirt. so his wife reaches in his pocket and pulls out the money. "But this is only a 20 dollar bill. I thought he gave you 10?" "I know, He crapped in my pants too."

Nurturing The Journey
Our lives are but fine weavings, that God and we have planned. Each life becomes a fabric planned, and fashioned in his care. We may not always see just how the weaving interwine but we must trust the Master's hand, and follow his design. For He can view the pattern upon the upper side, while we must look from underneath and trust in him to guide......... is added to his plan, and though it's difficult for us, we still must understand. That it's He who fills the shuttle. It's He who knows what's best. So we must weave in patience, and leave to Him the rest..... Not till the loom is silent and the shuttles cease to fly, Shall God unroll the canvas and explain the reasons why..... the dark threads are as needed, in the weavers skillful hand. As the threads of gold and silver, in the pattern He has planned.

New Day
well this is only my second day here at Cherry. I really think I am going to like it here so far. Was disapointed that the server was down this morning. But back and running that is great I am hoping to meet some nice people here.

How Government Programs Work!! (priceless!!)
Subject: The Night Watchman Just in case you don't understand how a "Government" program works, here is a perfect example: The Night Watchman Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person at $18,000 a year for the job. Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions for $22,000, and one person to do time studies for an additional $22,000 per year. Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly? So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies for $31,000 and one to write the reports for an additional $31,000 per year. Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following posi

Computer Problems!!!
Hey Everyone!! Just thought I would let you all know that I haven't forgot about any of my friends or fans... We were having some problems getting onto some sites for over a week and, cherrytap was one of them!!! When we were finally able to get on here, me and my whole family were sick with the flu... My son is still having some problems, but not as bad as before!! I will try to catch up and visit friends pages and leave comments as soon as possible... Thanks for stopping by!! Connie

Lt Watada Refuses To Go Back And Kill More Women & Children In Iraq
* Please Rate This Blog Watada hearing - testimony worth listening to This testimony is from the heaing regarding LT WATADA. His trial is on 2/ 5/ 2007. please visit www.thankyoult.org Darrell Anderson (purple heart, '04) and Chanan Suarez-Diaz (listen to what he is saying.) http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=21460 Dennis Kyne http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=21459 Thanks to Ryan Tompkins, many thanks. listen to the song that is telling the same story. here Ain't Going Back Again - Peace Machine http://www.neilyoung.com/lwwtoday/lwwsongspage.html #28 Dennis Kyne Support the Truth www.denniskyne.com

Yesterday
Yesterday was interesting but a full and productive day none the less. I found that I cant write more than a few mintues at a time without a large amount of pain you would think typing would be the same up it does no require me to touch the incision or force the hand to close. I did however despite the difficulties, get my classes paid for after researching a missing loan amount.Classes were logged into and homework assignments gotten even though the computer restarted its self every two damn seconds. I updated Whispers and spent a few moments going over things I need to do to get my little pride and joy back to her glory. I managed a moment or two to talk with Lestat this evening after what seems like forever,its always nice to know your friends are well even when your own life is upside down. I successful backed up photos and graphics from the computer and removed them for safe keeping. I managed to toss in a few loads of laundry with help , sneak in some quality time wit

My Syth
When i feel i got the urge to kill As if for real i draw a blank and then i reachin for steel The sharpest razor blades that made my first rate Hands of full believers full of murder and hate Used by many souls, many years on the crops Slicin through dicing thought wheat and corn spots But when i grab it something happens that hears all of my confessions Takin' control of my emotions like a demon possession No remorse in my heart for the things it made me do All the blood that was shead like it wasnt even true Wake up in cold sweat sheets covered in red Then the flashbacks hit me of all the sould that we bled Was it true? Did i do all these things in my brain? Was the slingblade curse or was i going insane? I ran out the front door and just looked all around 100 headless corprses' laying all over the ground

The Pickle Worker
This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed. His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he responds that he got fired. "FIRED?!? How can you get fired, you're always employee of the year!!" she asked, stunned. To this he responds that he had another fantasy that he needed to fulfill and it got him fired... "Oh no, not again...What did you do this time?" she asks. Well, I always fantasized about sticking my willy in the pickle slicer. "You didn't!" she hoped. He blushed and replied, "Well, yes I did." Then she asks, "Did it hurt?" "No not really," answers the man. Puzzled she then asks, "Well what happened to the pickle slicer??" He answers, "Oh, *she* got fired too!"

Girl On Girl Cop And Drunk Driver
Melody and her friend Sarah were having a few drink at the local bar when Meldoy told Sarah that she has always wanted pulled over by a female cop who was hot and would do her dirty without giving her a ticket.Sarah said that was a crazy idea and it would never happen,after a few more drinks Sarah told Melody she would see her tomorrow and headed out,Melody sayed and had a few more before heading out herself.As she got to her car she didnt she the police car setting down the road waiting to bust any drunk drivers leaving the bar.Melody drove slowly not paying attention to the cop car as she drove past it.Stacy the police offiver on duty has been waiting all night to finally pull someone over and as she turned on the lights Melody pulled to the side of the road worried she was speeding or something,she watched as the officer walked to her window noticing it was a very attractive looking female she hurried and fixed her hair hopeing that this would be chance to make a fantasy reality. St

The Church Organist
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and

My Promise { Karulvinth For Life}
I promise to love you always I promise to hold you close I'll always do whats best for you What I think is best for us I couldn't stop loving you Your every bit a part of me You occupy my every thought I see your face in my dreams You are the phantom that beckons to me Your very aura in my veins I close my eyes and you come to me I beg you not to go away No matter where your travels take you No matter who you meet Know that my love goes with you And that I pray your love is with me A man in love is like a fly caught in a cobweb, the more he tries to free himself the more tangled he gets.If it is meant to be, our hearts will find each other when we meet. And if our hearts melt together so will our bodies and souls. Then every word and every touch will fuel our passion flame. I will be yours, you will be mine, and we will be one.

How To Say " I Love You " In 25 Languages
English . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love You Spanish. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . Te Amo French . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . .. . . Je T'aim German . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . lch Liebe Dich Japanese . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Ai Shite Imasu Italian . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . Ti Amo Chinese. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Wo Ai Nin Swedish. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... . . . . . . . Jag Alskar Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Florida, and Kentucky . . . . . . . . . . Nice ass. Get in the truck.

Sorry Bears. . .not Lookin' Good
These Bears don't growl like '85 team Posted 1/28/2007 10:19 PM ET MIAMI — The Chicago Bears quietly arrived Sunday in Florida for the week-long bacchanal leading to Super Bowl XLI. From all appearances, it was a largely uneventful trip, unlike 21 years ago when the franchise's starting quarterback stewed in his brew because the Bears wouldn't permit him to take his acupuncturist on the team flight to New Orleans. The Bears, of course, are coached by Lovie Smith. Great guy. He is a dignified, buttoned-down coach for whom the word vanilla would be too wild to describe his public persona. "This is a business trip for us," Lovie said. Translation: Get your South Beach club-hopping in fast, guys. Lovie could pass for a minister. Back in the day, Mike Ditka looked like a pit boss. For a team whose rallying cry became "We're the Grabowskis!" the Bears were more like Elizabeth Taylor in her glory years. You simply could not look away. That Bears team becam

Life Is Never Over!!!
For the past 2 weeks, I have been SUPER busy. My sister and I are building a website- as well as starting a business around it. So, if anyone has any advice, i'll be glad to take it!!! I'm willing to learn all I can. But anyways, here's a little bit more about me: I am sarcastic, but know my limits. I believe in having a good time and not to let life get me too down. I am single- well, have deemed myself to be single since my so called 'boyfriend' hasn't communicated with me in 3 weeks. I'm not goin to let that stop me from having my fun! I like all kinds of music. I have really started listening to reggaeton and all that stuff lately- and please don't ask me why. Only my sister knows lol Got a question? Shoot me a message!!

My Horoscope 1-30-2007
Sick of couples joined at the hip? It's time to take off on your own for a while. Helping other people has always been a priority in your life. Just make sure that you don't end up doing everything for them. Find a way to give them a hand so that they eventually learn to be self-reliant. So true, Im so tired.

Hidden Truth
Every tale has a beginning, a middle, and an end And everybody is someone else's friend And as it is said curiosity often kills the cat And peanut butter is often sticky, don't forget that And sometimes people lose the big game And some people look exactly the same And many flowers smell incredibly sweet And a lot of people hate their feet But these things mostly everybody already knows Is something inside that never shows I´ll always desire, crave you. My constant hidden truth wish that you 1 day dance for me Let ur beauty wrap around me To feel the squeeze of your earthly thigh´s Stem meeting wet moist in pleasures sigh sinking down on me engulfing me kissing me use me, abuse me, scratch me, eat me make me bleed, cum with me, melt into me

My Hearts Suicide
Many a times Have I witnessed My heart commit suicide Confusion My only state of mind recently Happiness Comes from closing my eyes I can't see behind me So I strive forward with all my strength I would feel alot better if I could sleep the days away I'm fightin' back feelins' of uneasiness emotionally Very few people have been selected to accomplish contentment My view of society ain't got no point Just an answerless question Listen to the hurt In these words and You'll hear my voice Love will outlive me My heart is gonna stop before I do Why can't my nightmares stay asleep Even the rain is ignoring my voice Left in the closet of my heart You my love The one I shared with you. Those wilted flowers On the kitchen counter Have turned icy blue. I will never tell you Of my pain or Baby, come back to me My heart is filled with sadness. Only you and your return Will fill my heart with gladness But I wont say Witness my hearts suicide....

No Time At All
I used to sing all the time. I've got a three and a half-octave range (including falsetto), and women have told me I have a beautiful voice. (Okay, so one guy did, too, but he was a pastor trying to recruit me for the choir.) But I just haven't felt like I had time for years. Right now, I'm having to do 20 hours of overtime a week just to make ends meet, so it looks like I'll not have any time to sing for a while.

Sneetches
This is my FAVORITE Dr Seuss story. Why? because it is so very true! THE SNEETCHES by Dr. Suess Now the Star-bellied Sneetches had bellies with stars. The Plain-bellied Sneetches had none upon thars. The stars weren't so big; they were really quite small. You would think such a thing wouldn't matter at all. But because they had stars, all the Star-bellied Sneetches would brag, "We're the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches." With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they'd snort, " We'll have nothing to do with the plain-bellied sort." And whenever they met some, when they were out walking, they'd hike right on past them without even talking. When the Star-bellied children went out to play ball, could the Plain-bellies join in their game? Not at all! You could only play ball if your bellies had stars, and the Plain-bellied children had none upon thars. When the Star-bellied Sneetches had frankfurter roasts, or picnics or parties or marshmallow toa

Thought To Think
I hurt for you, I cry for you you have asked me not to but, I will, alwayz and forever you have woke me from my slumber you have given my heart your light the love you gave me, meant so much I will never stop loving you -HDF have you ever been touched, and know you will never be touched like that again have you ever felt the love shared, and know that you will never feel that again have you ever been inspired, and know that, that will never happen again have you ever felt so much love, you never give that to anyone else, but to the one you love now and if you never see them again, touch them again, like you have the beauty that has touched your heart, begins to die, slowly fading away because, you dont want to let your love live now when you close your eyes, the red rose once bloomed so beautifully fades to black -HDF remember, my sweet remember, my love remember us, what once waz remember that feeling in your heart remember yesterday, the

Ok So Heres A First
Everyone that knows me KNOWS that I keep several blogs because Im such an open person, which could get me into alotta trouble. Then again between myspace, and livejournal... I could easily forget to update every now and then. So lets see...if I can keep this one up to.. Im your usual, goth freak. I don't dress goth all the time, life gets to busy and occasionaly I have to look like a normal person. Then again if I was to win the lottery I would totally buy out hot topic, and keep that as my personal wordrobe. uh huh... yep.. freak, thats me... whatever.

Get Busy
Shake dat ting Miss Kana Kana Shake dat ting Miss Annabella Shake dat ting yan Donna Donna Jodi and Rebecca Woman Get busy Jus shake dat booty non-stop When tha beat drops Jus keep swingin' it Get jiggy get crunked up Percolate anyting you want to call it Oscillate you hip and don't take pity Me want fi see you get live 'pon tha riddim when me ryde And me lyrics a provide electricity Gal nobody can tell you nuttin' Can you done know your destiny Yo sexy ladies want par wid us In a tha car wid us Them nah war wid us In a tha club them want flex wid us To get next to us Them cah vex wid us From tha day me born jah ignite me flame Gal a call me name and tis me fame It's all good, girl turn me on 'Til a early morn' Let's get it on Let's get it on 'til a early morn' Girl it's all good jus turn me on Woman don't sweat it, don't get agitate just gwaan rotate Can anyting you want you know you must get it From you name a mentuin Don't ease tha tension Jus

Much Love 2 You!!!
If you love me (as a friend or more) you'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of Sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you

Week 39
- Following up on the suspicion that there is a more sinister motive behind Lex Luthor’s Everyman Project, Natasha Irons confronts Everyman scientist Dennis Laughlin. Too bad she decided to do it right as he was planting a bomb to blow himself and all his research sky-high. Natasha and boyfriend Jake hide and watch security scour the destroyed lab and find an interesting bit of information. - Ralph Dibny and Fate venture to the ruins of Atlantis to find a slightly shell-shocked Aquaman, who directs them to their next treasure: a link from the Shackles of Arion. To gain the item, Ralph must offer up a personal possession to keep the beast the shackles hold down from presumably gobbling them up. He ironically (or stupidly) offers up his wedding ring, the very symbol of the prize he is trying to acquire: his wife Sue brought back to life. - Back on a stormy Oolong Island, three of the Four Horsemen of Apokolips…er, Apocalypse…whatever…make their way through a boom tube off the islan