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Name Change Procedure In Texas
Name Change Procedure in Texas 09/27/2006 This Blog entry is to inform those residents born and living in Texas how to change your legal name. 1st- Goto the local civil law library and obtain a copy of the following forms Original Petition for Adult Name Change Order Granting Adult Name Change Fill these forms out completely and Honestly in black ink only. Note; Be sure to complete the portions asking for any criminal records above a Class "C" misdemenor even if you have to aquire a copy of your criminal records for more accurate knowledge. 2nd- Make 3 copies of all these forms and get all 3 copies signed in front of a Notary in the Notary fields indicated. 3rd- Goto the local Civil District Court and locate the floor for Adult name change. Submit the $220.00 Filing fee along with two copies of the forms. There you will be issued a district court. Each court has its own set of finger print cards. You must use the two cards provided by the court in

Prisoner
Away in the night So deep in fright I sleep with my eyes open Running from reality Hiding from myself Deep in thought I realize I am alone Living my life the best I can With no one around I cry No one to blame but myself I hide in the darkness of my heart Demons surrounding my dreams Evil influencing my thoughts Nowhere to run I don’t know what to do I’ve always been the problem You’ve always been an issue Why can’t we go Why are we still here? Do you know where we are? Lost in a dark corner of my mind So deep I can hear the screams of another Blood Curdling shrieks make the hair stand on end Nowhere to run Staring at nothing I’m a prisoner in my own mind Copyright ©Ted E. Brown II December 12, 2005

Hi
Hey everyone! Its been a while since I have said anything. So I will keep it short. School is going ok. Spanish is pretty easy and I am doing better than anyone in the class. So that makes me happy. Work sucks as always..Mcdonalds is not the most exciting job location but its a job so ya do what ya gotta do. ;) How are you all?

The Wall
Once I was happy and warm now I look over a Wall at a world that I fear. Behind this Wall with me are feelings, feelings of being afraid of people of being exposed to people. Scared of being laughed at. Feelings that I want to set free, but the Wall! Oh that damned Wall! That same Wall that I curse, but at the same time thank for protecting me from people that want to get close. Afraid to let people get to know me for fear the real me is no good. So I play my roles that let people think differently of me. I play my bitter role where I become cold and vicious, when I pretend I could not care. Scared to let people know what I do care about for they would take it away from me. I play my joker or fool role, when I act like a clown. This makes people think I am a happy child and what could possibly be wrong with her? She is always laughing. True, on the outside I am laughing but inside I cry. I cry a painful and silent cry of something that hurts so bad

Finding Comfort In The Darkness By Demonrobber
Finding Comfort In The Darkness Goth girl Just trying to get by Searching for someone to love Longing to break free of the chains that bind her Cannot see the point in conformity All those around her have let her down Parents and teachers Nothing they say has any meaning for her She is looking for her own way She sees glamour and pride in the gothic community These people are proud to be different Living life on the edge A darker sense of adventure and enlightenment The secrets are there to be found Darkened awareness is there if you search for it A new perspective on life In which negatives can be turned into positives Enter the world of darkness And find comfort within These people are hurting inside Crying out to be loved And this unusual company of misfits Is like a pack of wolves Looking out for each other Even in your darkness you can find inspiration Let your imagination light your path And find you

Another Pointless Rant
ok this pisses me off about just about everyone. I've never been one to be against freedom of speech, but why do retards continue to abuse this given right? I mean seriously you fucking pathetic excuse mistakingly known as a homosapian. If you intend to bludgeon others with your pointless remarks, try not to damage yourself in the process. English isn't that hard to comprehend. Try using it once in a while.

Hmmm
Interesting place Lost Cherry is..a friend sent me the invite, not bad..Maybe this place will be better then gagspace *myspace* I've tried several palces with blogs havent found one i really like. Eh We'll see now wont we? To those reading this wassup? hehe

White Guy And A Black Guy
a black man and a white man work on the same job and the white man would come to work everyday talking about how he got sex every night and the black man was like " tell me how do u do it every night" the white man said "i go home take a shower and im smelling good and i say white woman white woman as white as a dave pull down thows sheet we abot to make love" so the back man comes in to work the next day and he is all messed up and the white guy goes what happined and the black said "well i when home and took a shower and i was smelling good and i said black woman black woman as big as a truk pull down thows panttys we about to fuck

Christina Aguilera Get Mine, Get Yours Lyrics
Baby you pretend that things ain't what they seem All this tension telling me just exactly what we should be Now I don't mind us being some kind of casual thing Listen, all I wanna do right now is have your contact on me Can you put your hands my waistline Want your skin up against mine Move my hips to the baseline Let me get mine, you get yours Hang a please don't disturb sign Put my back into a slow grind Sending chills up and down my spine Let me get mine, you get yours If you see me with a man Understand that you can't question me The feelings that you call, it ain't my fault It can't help your jealousy If you can handle the fact that What we have has got to be commitment free Then we can keep this undercover lovin' comin', hittin' Underneath the sheets Can you put your hands my waistline Want your skin up against mine Move my hips to the baseline Let me get mine, you get yours Hang a please don't disturb sign Put my back into a slow grind Sending ch

Whats Your Sexual Style?
You scored as Exciting. You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.Hot100%Exciting100%Wet100%Soft94%Sweet63%Violent44%Awkward13%Shy0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Dying Husband
Sitting on my deathbed I wait For my lady of 55 years I see her coming in now She leans over to kiss my head I motion her to sit down She wants to know what I will say next Oh darlin of mine My time is near I wanted you right here when I leave this place Look in my eyes as rough and ragged they look I saw your beauty through them everyday of my life I could see your eyes sparkle for miles I am gonna miss you darlin while we are away It wont be long Just remember our great love song I will miss those dances we danced I will miss sitting in the chair next to you in our living room I will miss the fact I could like we were forever We have done alot in this lifetime One thing is certain You were always by myside I see those tears strollin down your face Just remember this was done in gods grace I will miss the scent of your hair Coffee in the morning next to the bed I will miss those movies we watched staying up late Most of all I will miss you ever loving soul

Thanks Guys
Just wanted to say to all my friends fans family that i love you all think of you as my online brothers & sisters who make my day each time i come on with comments ratings friend requests. I love you from the bottom of my heart & i mean that have made some really good friends on here & hoping for long lasting ones. YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!

Vegetarian Mexican Frittata
Preparation Time: 10 minutes Cooking Time: 15 minutes Serves: 4 Ingredients 1 Tbsp. unsalted butter 4 scallions, trimmed and minced 4 canned green chilies, drained, seeded and chopped (wear rubber gloves) 3 tomatoescooked, seeded and chopped 8 eggs, lightly beaten 1/2 lb. shredded cheddar cheese 1/3 cup cilantro or parsley, chopped Instructions Turn on broiler. Melt butter in a heavy deep ovenproof skillet over medium heat. Sauté scallions 4-5 minutes or until tender. Stir in chilies and tomatoes and simmer about 3 minutes, stirring occasionally, until tomatoes are softened. Stir in beaten eggs, cheese and cilantro. Cook over medium low heat 5-6 minutes until eggs are almost set in the center. Place skillet under broiler about 1 minute or until eggs are just set. Do not overcook. Serve frittata cut into wedges.

Ginni, Gin
I met the most awsome chick online. Her name is Gin and she is so cute! She lives in Indiana and I am hoping she can come to my halloween party. She's 19 but doesn't act like a dumb bitch and she's hot. I can't wait to hit that shit ( te he) She's a little chunky but has a pretty face. I think she's my clothing size so I can give her some of the shit I don't wear anymore, I love her but she needs to learn how to dress better and do make-up. I normal pick women with better style but she's so fucking cute. I hope she won't take offense to me wanting to give her a make over I am so happy, now Eric and I have someone to do a 3some with. YAY

A Letter From The Devil
Letter From the Devil This can really make you think. It actually made me mad while I was reading it, but I had to send it because of the P.S. This is deep.. and I wasn't going to forward or share it, but that last line... you'll see. A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I m that you have not changed your way of living, you are mine. Remember,you and I have been going steady for years. and I still don't love you yet. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as &nbs p; ;possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. T

I Love This Dude
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earli

Hidden Sexual Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

With Fine Stitches, Hands Nurtured Family
Daisy V. Ortega, who died Sept. 25 in Alamosa at age 90, was an old-school wife and mother, preferring wood stoves to microwave ovens, and sewing counterpanes so intricate that the Colorado Historical Society showcased one in a 2002 exhibit. "Who can live like that? I can't, but Mom wanted to start the fire in her wood stove every morning," said her daughter, Daisy M. Ortega, distinguished from her mother both by her nickname - Little Daisy - and her devotion to modern conveniences. Born Oct. 3, 1915, in San Luis, she was the daughter of Moises de la Luz Vigil and Teresa de Jesus Garcia. Both families date their heritage back to the time when this part of Colorado remained a Spanish land grant. She married A. Praxedes Ortega, who belonged to another family whose roots ran deep in the San Luis Valley, in 1936. The wedding took place in the Sangre de Cristo church, a cornerstone in the Ortegas' lives. It was where their children were baptized and received the Catholic sac

Drive
Mmmm yes… Today we are going to have a picnic. I go and start packing a picnic basket for us while you get the blankets and other things we need for our picnic on a secluded beach. I put in things we both like into the basket along with a bottle of white wine, two glasses and a cork screw (cannot forget this). We head out to a spot you know about where not many people congregate. The drive is about an hour from home. At first we make small talk while you drive. You notice that I am moving a little closer. We hold hands for a little while as we talk. I notice there are not many cars on the road which is nice for what I have in mind. Slowly I slip my hand from yours and begin softly rubbing your thigh, careful not to move too close to the inside. Our eyes meet for a brief moment as you shift a little in your seat. I give you a sly smile as my hand gets a little more daring, moving closer and closer to that special place. Slowly I stroke you through your clothing as y

Grrrr
I wish my life would get better,sometimes I feel broken or somthing,I failed at my marriage,Its been a year and a half and nothing seems to be getting any better,I wish my mom was still alive she always seemed to be able to give me the support I needed to get through anything,I miss you mom!Its kinda been a dumpy day!

Personality Quiz!
You Are An Intro-Extrovert! Sometimes you're social - sometimes you're shy You've got a bit of an Introvert / Extrovert split going on You enjoy all sorts of situations. Parties, small groups, and alone time. Too much of one, and you'll long for the other. You need varity! Chances are, you've got both serious and fun friends - and they don't get along. Are You An Extrovert or Introvert?

Random Friendship
A Friendship Poem At Random It was at random that we met, A chance that not many get. When I heard the "Uh Oh", How was I to know! That you would turn out to be my special friend, Someone who could be there, Until the end. No matter how I feel or what I do, I know, in my heart, That I can count on you. I've never seen you, Heard you, or touched you. Those kind of chances are very few. To meet someone from far away, Never knowing if they're here to stay, Not knowing if what they say is true, Of what they're doing and telling you. So far away, but yet so near, The "not knowing" is the fear. Is it truth, or is it lies? Will a heart grow, or will it die? Either way, the bonds of Friendship's strings are tied. One's needs are met, Some with regret. Some with hope, Some with pain. But still, the answer is plain. If we hadn't met, On that very day, Things would be different In every way. The emptiness may be filled, A life may start to rebu

Whisper
Whisper, like you lay dying. But never say my name. Scream of deafend ears I will not share your shame. My eyes no longer see you, They are blind to your spell But touch me with that want and the tears begin to swell. I'm not as broken as I seem My timid heart beats strong but my dreams are still yours as if I was with you all along. You string me like a puppet of forgotten childhood play yet your hollow whispers have still yet to fade away. Dissolve, like your emotions pack me away with your lies. turn me into those enemies. from which you run and despise. Before I leave you here lost in your watery apathetic disaster. whisper to me, tell me what you really want, and I'll forget after. One word, one truth, one time in a place where time suspends. And I swear to you, I promise That this will be forever, the end.

No Longer A Jobless Bum!
Well, as most of you who know me already know...I'm rarely a bum...even when I don't have a real day job! *laugh* I started a new job Friday. So far, so good! The company is very small and I'm back to doing the type of pre-sales technical sales work I WANT to be doing (read: what my last job wasn't). I'm in Maryland going through some orientation stuff and learning a bit more about the product. Looks like it'll be a fun group of people to work with! Yea! I did get three different shoots in while I was off in September. I am doing yet another this Friday...perhaps with a pair of ladies this time. I'm fairly happy with some of the work I have now...although I'm still having lighting issues. I'll get them worked out, though. I ordered a new Nikon strobe flash that should be waiting for me when I get home. I hope to get my site online this month. I've been waffling while I get more work together that I like (I'm my own worst critic), but the shoots are happening at a greater

Past
Comming to terms that a past fling is over and there is nothing u can do about, no matter how u try to justify why ur no longer with that person, well i'm doin right now, comming to terms with my ex, hes a great guy n all. soo for all who read this, keep ur man close, dont let anythig get in the way.

Song
Listen, sister You should wear a smile Jump for joy just like a child 'Cause big fat mamas are back in style Listen, brother It's all over that dial Hear that crowd, they're going wild 'Cause big fat mamas are back in style You need a big fat mama And boys you can't go wrong A big fat mama To rule your home sweet home Listen, mama You gotta keep that double chin 'Cause the big fat mamas and the little fat mamas Are back in style again

For My Friends
Firstly, I want you to know that I LOVE YOU 2 DEATH, and will always be there 4 you! If I don't get this back I understand :] I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 13 people within five days. Please send this to your 13 FAV0RITE people on lostcherry and if you get this back more than 7 times you're a good friend and you'll know how much others care for you!!!!!

Coming Home
Hey everyone, just stoppin in to let everyone know I'm coming home Thursday (mid-day).... paradise has been nice but I'm all tequila-ed out. Whew, I think I've done just about everything legal down here (jet-skiing, parasailing, snorkeling, some fishing, tons of partying & I got to swim with the dolphins down in Xel-ha wildlife preserve) & I'm all out of shopping cash. ACTUALLY the reason I'm coming home 1 day early is because my son is the starting pitcher for Thursday nights game & I don't want to miss it. Not to mention that I want to be damn good & ready for Ferry Corsten on Friday night & DJ Icy Saturday night for MR. SHAWN JACKSON"S birthday bash!!!!! So, I'll see everyone tomorrow sometime. I know I have a lot of messages to return, so give me a minute to catch my breathe..... LUV YA ALL, Jenna

Poem
My heart aches each moment we are apart. My body yearns for you to use it and be pleased by it. My soul wishes you to own it. My skin awaits your next touch. My ears anticipate your next command. My heart requests you approval and pride in me. My lips present themselves for your kiss. My eyes love to see you fill with pride when I do as you wish. My full person desires you to engulf me totally, making me a part of you, making me yours in every way today, tomorrow and always. I AM YOURS MASTER Written by Sweet Sultry Sub

Gosh
Ok i wont be here for awhile tonight but i will return....MY daddy had a heart attack yesturday so im going over to be with him for awhile plus i bought a home and trying to set it up so much shit to do uggggh i need like 5 of me and oh boy the fun everyone would have then ....haha! so i geuss ill pop off here love you all and have a great weekend

See If This Works...or Not
Margarita! Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Fun??
Well it's been ask what kind of fun has begun? Well that is a good question. I have been in "mommy" mode so long I am not sure that I can totally remember "fun". Fun has to make me smile, make me laugh, and above all make me want to do it over and over... so I wonder.... what do you think is fun?? Open up your world and remind me, show me what fun is....

Sup
WELL AS THE ONES THAT READ YESTURDAY KNOW'S MY DAD HAD A HEART ATTACK....well he had surgery today doing really well thank god!! anyways sunday night i wont have internet for a few days because im moving in my new place YAY.......anywho i will miss all of you i will be in withdrawl im sure but ill have my cell and it has my yahoo........so i can chat there anyway dont forget to show me some love while im gone and dont forget me..........love you all!!!

Black Rose
with this black rose I leave for you. I pay with it your heart withers and dies to.with yoru coldness and lies you destroyed everything I had. now may your cold heart wither and die causing you half the pain you h ave caused me with your treachery. I hope this black rose slowley withers and dies so you will know half of the agony i felt just half of the pain i felt. May your body draw up and wither away to dust just like this rose.

Dirty Question Repost
You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you *1 Dirty Question (repost of original by 'Kira' on '2006-09-28 10:01:00') (repost of original by 'Professional Taco Taster' on '2006-09-28 10:37:38')

Hidden Sexual Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Love
when you love some1 it is supposed 2 be unconditional. u don't love some1 bcuz they buy u things and give u money. thats not what love is about. the sky is never the limit when it comes to love. u go all out for that person no matter what. the true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but how u are for each other. u cannot stay mad at the person u love because it defeats the purpose. love is never having to say ur sorry. if u truly love that person or if that person truly loves u then u shouldnt do anything that would bring a sorry out of ur mouth and vise versa. many people have different definitions of love. this should be one of them.

Life Learn It Love It
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing th

Free Writing Over Morning Coffee
Well, it's the fourth day of a four-day weekend for me. . . I haven't done anything. I can't believe it. Well, I did go for a beer on Thursday night, I guess that counts as something. I played a videogame for a little while, too. Mostly, I was just online trying to think of things to put onto a blog. So, what I did was just grab a bunch of stuff that I wrote in the past, copy it from Word, and paste it into the blog. Nifty, huh? I guess it worked, though. Now, it looks like I've got a page full of stuff, in just a few days. One of the reasons I took so long to get into the blog craze is that I could never figure out what to put on one of these things. Why do people want to read what I have to say, anyway? I'm just a guy out there in the world, a stranger to nearly everyone who will take a look at my page. It's such a strange way to communicate. I keep thinking of putting a message in a bottle and throwing it out in to the ocean. Maybe someone out there will get it and

My Life
I guess its about time I wrote about this cause lately it has been on my mind. Most people who know me now that most of my life I have lived with my grandparents and always asked why didn't I live with my mom. And I tell them it was my choice. There was no problem with me living with my mom I just chose to live with my grandparents. Then they would ask the question I would dread the most. They would ask me about my dad. To this day I still don't know what to tell people when they ask about him. I know where he is but there are a few things I don't understand. I have never been able to ask him how he could be a father to my brothers and sisters but not me. I didn't ask for this, nor do my kids. Its almost like he never cared what happened to me. The part that sucks the most is as much as I say I don't care I do and it bothers the hell out of my mom cause she hates that is happening. Oh well it is his loss. I have to kids who I love to death and they have a family that will love him bac

Friends But No Fans???
so I just cleaned up some of my friends off my list but then I started feeling bad. So what I am going to do is, right now I have 164 friends still on my list and only 63 fans. So by the end of the week if you are not a fan of mine you are not a friend either. I am sorry but i am not here to reach the top cherry list, I am here to make friends...TRUE friends. I am a fan of all my friends because that is why i have them as friends. So if i am good enough to get you friends points then i am good enough for you to be a fan of mine. If you are on my family list or in the Juggalo family no worries, we are good!

Everyday Thoughts
If we do what we've always done, We'll get where we've always gotten. Overnight success usually takes 10 years of hard work to achieve. Consider the uses of adversity. The end of the road always turns out to be a bend. Look which way the crowd is going and go the other way. "Learn to listen" Opportunity knocks very softly. How can you soar like an eagle, when you're surrounded by turkeys If it don't kill you, It just makes you stronger. Nobody can put you down without your consent. We only grow when we push ourselves beyond what we already know. Never go backwards to go forwards. You have built your castles in the air, Now lay the foundations underneath. Keep learning, new ideas make work interesting. I've learned that most things I worry about never happen. You never get rewarded for the things you intend to do. It takes just as much time to wish as it does to plan. If you want conditions to be perfect before you act, You'll never act.

Seriously...
Leave comments on my pictures... that's what they're there for! (Unless you already have... then don't worry, you're safe) They're all old... the newest ones are from last April... Gotta get the new pics up soon. I'm a loser and I don't have a digital camera like all the cool kids, so I have to take my film in to get developed. Good thing Walgreen's has a photo center! I can drop it off before work and pick it up after. My hair is longer and a different and much more attractive color. I will get to it someday. When... I don't know. You will just have to deal for now.

The Kiss Of A Vampire
i'd kiss your neck and caress your cheeks i can feel your pulse rate go up as i breath softly along your neck we walk to this clearing where the night sky shines trough i turn you and take you in my arms looking into your eyes as i glide my fingers through your hair down the side of your neck down the front of your chest as you close you eyes I look at the vain on your neck pulse harder i run my left hand up your back to hold you as you begain to relax as i kneel before you i undo your blouse reveiling your soft breast in your bra i take them and put my lips on them kissing and tasting them as i remove your bra your hard nipples begg to be sucked and bitten as i take your nipples in my mouth you put your hands on my head pusing me harder on your breast as you start moaning with your desires i lay you down on my vest as i remove your skirt and panties as i admire your beauty my hands caresses your breast and nipples as my mouth kisses and e

Lobotomized
There's no use crying over spilt blood So much more I soon shall shed For complacence has made me weary I now force this change All your perversion... I will not partake in this And dying dreams once shared Mean so little to my new mind Watch myself turn from black to white Little left of what once was me Been getting in my own way Time hastened premature decay Years pass in moments within this flesh Tonight I crown death the new bloody king Death to old skin and all that has been For now I am reborn in my own light In my own life I stand as a god amongst men Killing raping the ones that stand below I will now drown you in the flood of my red rage You can taste the ecstasy of a thousand burning suns As the ground reaches up to consume you and those That you once considered dear I drowned everything Lobotomized by my hand I feel your trembling limbs Perish upon this dark day perish under your black sunshine

To .......
Your smile and laugh just warms my Heart Ifelt this feeling from the start This warmth I want to feel again and I will make you happy anyway I can So I hope this note I am sending you way will make you smile and have a happy day.... Today is yours... Remeber to always say waht you mean. If you love someone, tell tehm. Dont be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone waht they mean to you. because when you decide that it is the right time, it might be toolate.

Roadkill
Is it just me or does a disproportionate amount of roadkill these days happen to be skunks? I must have passed 7 or 8 of them today. Pungent, stinking messes that make you nose burn as you drive by. So I started wondering why skunks make up such a high percentage of roadkill and what I came up with is this: They are suicidal. It has finally come to the point where even the skunks can no longer stand their own stench, and in fits of misery and dispair they are hurtling themselves into traffic in unprecedented numbers. Sound far=fetched? Perhaps, but answer me this: When is the last time anyone saw Pepe LePew? I think all of his unrequited love affairs, all failures do to his overpowering B.O., have finally driven him to place that white hankerchief across his eyes, light a cigarette, and step in front of the tractor trailer travelling 65mph. One can only hope that, at the rate they are going, the skunk species will exterminate themselves soon and save us from having to roll down

Poetry Of The Heart...
Wrote a little while back when going through some confusing times... Lost & Confused... Feeling twisted & used... Can't find my footing... In this maze of illusion... So take my hand if you're there... Hold on tightly but with care... For my heart's made of glass... And I'm quite afraid it might smash... But if you find you can't stand... And you're slipping away too... Please let go before I break... For my bags are too full... And the shards are too sharp... It's not to say I wont try... Or that I'm saying goodbye... But just know this aint a game... And a new deal can't be made...

Tag Ur It
Tag Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. HAVE TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS LOCKED AND TURN OFF MORE THAN ONCE BEFORE I CAN GO TO SLEEP. 2. I WON'T LET ANYONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE CLEAN THE BATHROOM. NO MATTER WHAT. 3. I HAVE WEIRD INNER EARS, WHEN I BREATH OUT THEY OPEN, AND WHEN I BREATHE IN THEY CLOSE. 4. I LIKE BANANAS ANS PEANUT BUTTER TOGETHER. 5. I LIKE TO COLOR MY HAIR PURPLE. 6. I LIKE TO READ TRUE CRIME BOOKS.

Tragic Day
Today my heart goes out to the Lidle family and the Yankees organization. Cory Lidle died accomplishing everything that he had dreamt of. He became a professional baseball player, was a hell of a poker player, and earned his private pilot's license. Not too many people are able to carry out their dreams and he accomplished them. After only having his license for seven months it all came to an end today as his plane crashed into a high rise apartment building on the upper east side near Roosevelt Island. This mishap has resemblence to another Yankee who also died while operating a private plane, Thurman Munson. Granted Cory was only on the Yankees since July but his death is felt throughout the Yankee organization and by all of it's fans. Right now a world series just doesn't seem important because there are so many other things that are important. May you rest in peace Cory and may your wife Melanie and son Christopher have strength in this trying time.

Once I Know The Direction
it is harder to not do/go the right thing/path once you know. The way looks shorter wrong, it looks easier wrong, but if you really look, you see the pitfalls, you see the consequences and only the right thing/path will do. If you don't look, or like the risk, you will eventually be back.

The Story Of All That Is Or Was
cruelty is my name and my mother pride my brother is chivalry but my brother has died anger is my name and my father is heart but those known as emotions pulled my father apart evil is my name and my maker is man and my brother is god and my nest is his land hate is my name im addicted to race my companion is ration but he can never keep pace birth is my name and my parent is death i give the anguish and they give the rest hell is my name i spawned off of you look deep inside it has to be true

I've Been Here This Long And...
I hav'nt made a blog yet so I figured what the hell. Ill probably start doing these often with humorous rants with shit that I think is fucked up etc. But for right now I am extremely tired, 14 hour days are starting to catch up to this insomniac soul. The sooner this shit ends the happier I will be, its not good being a creature of habit in an unpredictable setting. I bid all my friends good night, show some love, when i feel rested Ill return it and then some :) - J

When The Night Calls
As night falls on the city, I embrace it all alone. It makes me wonder will I always be on my own. If ever I am to be judged for who I am I wont allow it, But you can judge me for what I do and I will let you into my life and let you see what a pure heart would be like.. I see big city lights calling out my name. The echos of the night are eched in my mind. Though I long for someone to love the arms of Mother night embrace me. The darkness keeps me company and the light of day look after me. Though the elements stay with me I long for companionship from another! A female companion who sees me for who I am and loves me for the way I love her back and for what defines me. I am all the things you dream of and I stand for all the things you long for. I am the one who will always be there for you and never betray you. Though I am a creature who is always misunderstood and always betrayed by others. I am the night, I wonder in the darkness alone I am a man for I am

Grandma I Love U
gee grandma . im having a beer on the plane, so shoot me but im not going up in the air without a drink, if i have the money ...if im gona die,...im gona die half in the bag ahhahahhahah its my ritual .....so i love you but thats hot it is going to be and please dont look at me like im insane

One More After This And I'm Done
With feelings so strong But miles apart To be thinking of each other And to be in each others heart For days to come and days to go To know that there is love starting to grow For years to come in each others arms I promise to be there and keep you safe from harm To be there just to see the smile on your face And to see your beauty covered in lace For the words to come so sacred and true I will say them all through and through For when the big day is finally here To have our friends and family near With the special time for us to share We will share our love and know we care What I wouldn't give to have it all And enjoy the sight as your clothes fall For the time is coming till we meet again To have you with me till the end With the good times that we had are in the past I want you to know that there are more to come and some to last

Winner Biker Babe Contest
Winner of the first BIKER BABE contest goes to HARLEY GIRL Thanks to the BEAUTIFUL LADIES that entered. Thanks to those of you that voted... I'll have another Biker Babe contest ...WITH A TWIST HERE SOON !!!

My Demons
Demons They exist within my head and verbalize memories of those that are lifeless. I loved you as a child loves her mother craving to be the hero in your eyes but never discovering the time. I despise myself more than you ever could and I try to drink the demon away to a area I cannot find. I journey with the demon close to my side ready to pull the trigger and wipe away the soreness. Stroll in some dismal shadow where I cannot be touched. Laugh at those who fall madly in love cause I wonder what is love. So I tilt my glass back and drink even if its hard to swallow away the misery. I let the demon pull the trigger and I think of you and hope you wake up tomorrow.

My Test Results...yea !!!
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Bye
Well a friend told me about this site so I came to try it out and people here are rude and blame you for things others have done. Yeah I look around a lot but I don't rate low unless someone has been mean to me. Everyone needs to get a life. But whatever I am gone from this site. IT SUCKS HERE!!!

Be Careful What You Say...
Big Brother is listening. One for fans of 1984... California teen questioned over threats to Bush posted on MySpace By DON THOMPSON, - Associated Press Writer Published 5:34 pm PDT Friday, October 13, 2006 Upset by the war in Iraq, Julia Wilson vented her frustrations with President Bush last spring on her MySpace.com page. She posted a picture of the president, scrawled "Kill Bush" across the top and drew a dagger stabbing his outstretched hand. She replaced the page last spring after learning in her eighth-grade history class that such threats are a federal offense. Too late. Federal authorities had found the page and placed her on their checklist. They finally reached her this week in her molecular biology class. The 14-year-old freshman at Sacramento's McClatchy High School was taken out of class Wednesday and questioned for about 15 minutes by two Secret Service agents. The incident has upset her parents, who said the agents should have included them wh

Cybersex
I can feel him move His body on mine We have only spoke a few times We chat at the drop of a hat He makes love to me through the internet line I know his love is deep for me and so is mine I can see him now in my dreams A man with all the peace He is big and strong I know I cannot go wrong I tell him lets meet This will be a lasting love to meet He tells me to come over My heart is in a flutter I know this man of my dreams Is more than it seems He is a master of my heart Nothing will tear us apart I come to his door I knock so carefully I know what is behind and it makes me happy He opens it up Looks just like what I saw on my cam Wow what a man He welcomes me in He tells me to have a seat in the den He offers me a drink and I know i am on the brink of true love He sits next to me He sees into my heart We start to kiss This man I will never miss He takes me to his room This is better than i imagine I knew he was good but he makes me feel like a ful

If Only I Lived
I crave nothing but these soft strokes, this cloud to rise, to move... to be moved. In strands, they come, they produce nothing but beauty. I produce nothing but beauty. It overwhelms me how such minuteness-- such harshness-- can become what it is... Calculated, as it can be, these angles make me crave them more. To produce this purity-- Only from dark can this whiteness come. Only from me can this beauty be. So hard, it is, to keep so tense, so livid, so sweet, So as to your body rock forward and back... To make your senses stir. If only I could dance to my own music. If only I could breathe my own air. If only I could show my love... If only I lived....

Everyone
hey, i am new here so i hope to make friends here so i am a joking person. i like to act crazy thats only way to be to make the day go by faster. i work hard so i like to come home and get online to chat and joke around with my friends online so please let my be a friend

Been Tagged
I thought I escaped from these at MySpace....lol... Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. During the weekend, being the bachelor that I am, I do all my cooking, portion it out to tupperware, and freeze them for the week.... 2. If I meet a girl I like, I will go out of my way to make sure I DON'T think of her sexually, check her ass out, etc. I believe it's bad luck.... 3. I don't date. Never. I might go out with a female friend and what happens, happens. But I NEVER call it a date. 4. If you know me from MySpace, you know I'm crazy when it comes to survey answers. I hope I'm not REALLY that weird... 5. I used to keep a bag in my car with clothes, toothbrush/paste, cologne

What Your Soul Really Looks Like
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Birth Test - 9
Birth Test Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the rest of your friends, including the one who sent this to you. Put your number in the Subject and Pass it on! Have fun! Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight. Example March 20, 1950 3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 2 + 0 = 2 Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example. ______________________________________________________________ #1 THE ORIGINATOR #2 THE PEACEMAKER #3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY #

What Is Your Blog!!
Your Blogging Type is Artistic and Passionate You see your blog as the ultimate personal expression - and work hard to make it great. One moment you may be working on a new dramatic design for your blog... And the next, you're passionately writing about your pet causes. Your blog is very important - and you're careful about who you share it with. What's Your Blogging Personality?

Only God Knows
Never understood, i never understand, and here i stand now- Standin on my own, sitting all alone, holding in as much as i allow- The heart was always broken, when said it would never be broke- But it has since been rebuilt, forever sleeping, doubtful to be awoke- Outside Looking happy, inside feeling crushed, i may even crack a smile- My heart is disconnected, so if u tried try to get ahold of it, it might not be there, so dont even dial- Wanting that perfect woman, that special lady, i thought was never 2 much to ask- It has turned 2 be some big project in life, the unthinkable task- My kids are my everything, my kids have my love, but the spot for that someone has never felt this empty- Everyday i used to ask, when will she be here, but i stopped askin that, cuz only god knows when that'll be-

Oh Goodness
can anyone say confusion... iv hd my pc back for 24hrs after being gone for 2 weeks... and my head is already fucked up... my goodness.... two men... one heart... what way to go??? haahaha sounds like a soap oprah title..hahah

Ive Been Tagged
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1.I love sports....Go TIGERS and PACKERS...LOL 2. I can play the piano and trumpet 3. I love to draw and write 4. I hate liars and thieves 5. Im scared of thunderstorms 6. I love the snow The 6 people Im going to tag is 1. Warren 2. Tre 3. Billy 4. Brandon 5. Joe 6. Jamie

Looking For Those Swinger In The Area
What good yall we are looking for the folks in the Hampton Roads area that swing and love to have adult fun. Hit us up and see if you are what we are looking for and if we are what your looking for

Ive Been Tagged
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1> watching porno, while falling asleep 2>rubbing self while falling asleep...(wonder why...) 3>eating carrots on an hourly bases(unless in the middle of something;) ) 4>giving my mate manicures(if they let me) 5>running and taking a flying leap on my bed, then jumping up and down on it(hush) 6>brushing my teeth at least 5xs a day im tagging 1>slider 2>dale38 3>i only date milfs 4>fuckadoodledoo 5>daves 6>gothangel

Loosing My Cherry...
Ok....so as weird as that was to write it..it was kinda fun..lol I never thought I would be saying that loosing my cherry would have been this fun..but it has been and it keeps getting better... I want to thank Badass...Baby..your the best..I knew I loved ya for a reason... And to all the fine men on here who have been so gentle and caring with regards to my cherry..lol...much love and hugs and kisses are being sent to you all.. To all who welcomed me and have been soo cool and nice...thanxs... I love this site...and I love you all... Keep the comments coming..and I will be here...with my arms wide open and a smile like never before. Love to you all Jackie Hugs..kisses..licks..and nibbles xoxoooxoxoxox

Lost
what is this shit going on in my head Ive been going up and down on this emotional rollercoaster so much that Ive forgoten everything, That all that I thought was love is dead, Just when i think ive found someone i share so much in common with, things turn for the worse, I dont know if Im just being too cautious or if maybe I should let my heart open up One things for sure though If things keep on going like this I feel like my head is jsut gonna burst I just want some sort of sign something to tell me Im on the right path If things will be ok for me to move on In this so called wonderful life So now I sit here thinkin of someone What they're doing now. If Ive crossed their mind if they see me in their dreams Only time will tell i guess and Im left here to suffer Just let me know what I can do For my heart and soul cant take much more and I just might make u my lover. My life , my everything Ive ever dreamt of having but till that day comes ill just sit h

The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?. Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

One Wish
ONE WISH AT THE PEARLY GATES; A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again. NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY

Saving Our Long Distance Romance
I'm in love with someone across the country. We've been in a long distance relationship for nearly 3 years, and we've talked about our future together on numerous occasions. The past month however, things have been distant. We seem to argue a lot and today we mentioned letting it go. The problem is that we both love one another, but he questions whether he's still in love with me. I think it's only because of the distance, because whenever we're together, we're ecstatic. I don't know what to do. I don't want this to end, but right now, he's freaking out. What should I do to remind him of our love? My heart is breaking. -Saving Our Long Distance Romance Dear Saving Our Long Distance Romance, No one said long distance relationships were easy. If the distance is what's causing the problem, start focusing on ways to solve it. Can you visit more often? Do you both use web cams or send frequent pictures or videos of each other? When will you be able to actually be together? Just realizin

What Are You?? Mi Am May
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious. ___________________________________ FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making

Lets See How Yhis Will Go Friends
THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY GOOD FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug**Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*

Trickyquick.
white indignance Falsehooded evil one true powerballad. excuse me, your lips smell like money. I can dream with eyes narrowly open search wide wilderness see only green. little squatter hopes for sunlight or the flame of an angry Bic Killed is the past birth while we watched, watched by them, when we die. and life flicks within a trickyquick. portobello mushrooms smell like hotdogs in the sun. WHAT. im not lying. have you ever kissed a hot dog on the lips? boy he mustve been attractive. im so very tired. i want to grow. no sunlight. left. death is never right. variant wonderful song orange firecracker sunlight! flip through thin wisps of dawn! part the generous sky suffocating blue light! part the indifferent grey inanimate pictures! with your legs dangling so long it touches my throat here on the ground. heel to forehead hungers for more lightposted crayola dreams simmering towards dawn in a topless V8 childhood high hidden under the sheets half grade

I Am Orange
You scored as Orange. Orange is energising, warm and loving and this is just like you. You love people, are always surrounded by many friends and tend appreciate and help them whenever you can. You also like to stand out and at first impressions come of as a lovable person. Most people adore you.Orange94%Purple94%White89%Blue83%Green78%Red78%Yellow66%Pink56%Black28%Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com

A Poem I Wrote For A Friend Who's Husband Is Over Sea's!!!!! Title: My Hero
My hero is a different type, he's just your average Joe; He's not in any comic book, movie or sports show. He's not a millionaire, though I'm rich beyond my dreams; The simple things in life are his treasures, the more simple the better it seems. He does'nt wear a cape to fly, though he soars all through my heart; No X-ray vision or laser beams, he can't pull chains apart. No gadet belt to save the day, nor armor-plated clothing; He's plain and simple, made for me, for it's my soul he's holding. My hero is a gifted father, he would give them all his life; How blessed I was when we were wed and I became his wife. Angel is his name for me, though truly it is he; He came down from the heavens, my soul mate, meant to be. Airman, Father, Husband, Friend, Son and also Brother; Many hats he has to wear, if asked, he'd wear another. He proudly serves his country with honor and with duty; All the ribbons on his chest can't begin to show his beauty. By his sid

Possibilities
Well I think I get the point .. It's really not that hard to understand being ignored.. avoided.. pushed away.. Why; Isn't that hard to understand either. There were so many things... the incredible way we just connected.. it came out of thin air... the way we had to erase half of what we said because the other person would say it first..the incredible non-flakiness of you.. our similarities.. my accepting of your faults, your mistakes.. your patients with me... your compliments.. the way you trusted me with things you didn't tell other people?... well..... The way you told me I could trust you... they way I shared my fears which I never share with anyone... I tested the waters and you said I could jump in... and let myself go.. to accept it.. and I did... I trusted you...I trusted that there was a possibility of something.. that there was a reason.. and I no longer looked for the reason just accepted what was.. and I made the leap of faith... trusted that you wouldn't let me down.

Halloween Hunt
Mathew Bell got out of his old black van and stretched his tired bones. He found this idea campsite out in the wilderness to continue his cross county hunt. The hunt of humans and slaughtering them. He noticed a group of young women and men sitting around a campfire laughing and drinking. He approached with a friendly smile and holding a twelve pack of beer. "Evening neighbors, I am Jack Olantren." He said offering beer to the group. They in return offered him some venison with beans and potato salad. He smiled sitting down and diving into the food. Its good, but not as good as the taste of sweet human meat. He thought to himself. "What brings you into these parts Jack Olantren?" Charles asked even though he had a strange feeling about this stranger. It worried him at how the stranger was eyeing Melanie up and down. Melanie was a plus size girl and very friendly. "Hunting, yes good ol' hunting. Its how I like to celebrate the holidays. There is nothing better then tracking and

What's A Good Pet For A Vampire?
"Stop!" "You Bastard!" She cursed him, then alternated to actually sobbing under his onslaught, and all the while endeavoured to keep him from thinking something was wrong. Above the sounds of her protests she could hear the wet slapping and slushing of their bodies as he plied her depths with his member, thrusting his cock deep inside her and then drawing it back out again only to thrust once more. He may have been good at it, but he wasn't using any skill now. He was taking her with raw, animal desire, probably spurred on by the abuse she heaped on him and the sounds of her anguish. Which worked exactly to her plan. At some point he leaned forward, setting his mail fists on Shianne's shoulders and leaning over to whisper in her ear, his hips still moving against hers and driving his member into her. "Scream for me." He chuckled low in his throat. Shianne didn't oblige him, but instead her eyes met his and glowed with a hatred she didn't have to fake. "Stop it, yo

Ima ~ T ~
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lover.

Poems 2
By my friend Brooks But I luv it alot!! A New Indulgence Current mood: calm Category: Writing and Poetry The first touch of your skin against me sent a lightening sensation through my whole body. This reaction was so strong and new. Then the closeness of your body up against mine was just too much. With each movement my body became more tantalized as you continued to dance against me. As the night continued the feelings and sensations become increasingly uncontrollable. The suggestive moves and sexual innuendos became just unbearable. The music ends the lights are on and its time to go home. You suggest going elsewhere. In the carpark you lean over and gently kiss me and i'm lost in a wave of sensational emotions. We adjourned to a friends house for small talk and coffee. Then as the morning drew near we left and headed to your house. We had coffee and some small talk then proceeded to the bedroom. This was not an altogether new experience for me but it stilll held me br

What's Ur Vice?
i took the quiz twice, since there were more that one answer that applied to me. The results are so true........ Your primary vice is sex You are able to escape reality, and all your problems through sex. You are incredibly passionate and a great lover and you have very little stress in your life because of your active vice. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Your primary vice is drugs You like to experiment with your perceptions, and doing so lets you forget about all of the little annoying problems in your life. You are very fun loving, and enjoy partying. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Best Birthday
Have you ever had one of those days where you go out to celebrate and you end up not being able to remember much of it. Well thats what happened to me yesterday (sunday) for my 24th birthday... I went over to my mates place about 3pm to celebrate my birthday... and from the time I arrived I had a very placed in my hand. I think I drunk more last night than I had drunk this entire year... The things that I can remember was drinking (of course) singing along to music, jamming with my mates on our electrics, and getting birthday kisses from girls that id never met before... Even stranger was waking up on a srange girls couch... Your thoughts...

My Soul
my soul is new today why i have no clue. my heart not crying out for that dark angel .tho i miss my dark angel .laying here thinking about the words that she told me i fall asleep to see her again am i scare?i guess it waws only a dream the pain is gone . no more tears no more pain

Chocolate Meringue Kisses
Meringue can be tricky. Don't make on a rainy day - humidity prevents proper drying Ingredients: 4 large egg whites at room temperature 1/4 teaspoon (1.25 ml) cream of tartar 2 tablespoons (30 ml) honey 1 teaspoon (5 ml) almond extract 1/4 cut (43 g) semisweet chocolate pieces Instructions: Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper. In a large bowl, beat egg whites and cream of tartar until foamy. Beat in honey and almond extract until egg whites form stiff peaks. Drop by tablespoonfuls onto prepared baking sheets. Place 1 baking sheet on the middle shelf of the oven. Close oven door and immediately turn oven off. Leave baking sheet in the oven for 1 1/2 hours. Transfer cookies to a wire rack. Again, preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Bake second sheet of cookies in the same manner. Transfer cookies to a wire rack. Place chocolate pieces in a plastic bag. Microwave on HIGH for 1 to 1 1/2 minutes, until chocolate is melted. Sni

Have You Ever Watched The Fairies?
Have you ever watched the Fairies? - Rose Fyleman Have you watched the fairies when the rain is done Spreading out their litting wings to dry them in the sun? I have, I have! Isn't it fun? Have you heard the fairies all among the limes Singing little fairy tunes to little fairy rhymes? I have, I have, lots and lots of times! Have you seen the fairies dancing in the air And dashing off behind the stars to tidy up their hair? I have, I have: I've been there!

Me
As I grew up to become the person I am...I have seen many things and have done too much to even care to remember....as I mature or should I say get older...things that were cool to me are no longer tolerable to me...drinking drugs drunk people...even fucking young people not kids but the retarded I guess teenagers that just make me hmmmm pissed....stupid shit...I guess Forest Gump as right when he said "stupid is what stupid does" or some shit...but I guess that's how I am...no longer the guy that shoves tons of booze and drugs down his throat...or the guy who thinks stupid shit is cool...I guess this comes from cleaning out you system and actually noticing stuff that is going...maybe it's because I see this shit and say damn I was really fucking dumb for doing the shit I was doing...kind makes ya look in mirror and say fuck Charlie you were a fucking retard...but I guess the old saying goes live and learn....

Sanity In An Insane World
read the title.... enough said!!! Why do things need to be so hard? I mean... why can't shit just fall into place and be NORMAL... no so FUCKED UP ALL THE DAMN TIME..... *ding dang dong* Now back to your regularly scheduled program

How My Night Turned To Hell
this is a very depressing but true poem about my past so don't read it if you don't wanna be saddish... and don't feel bad for me, I've come to terms with it The night started like normal Arguments at home Had enough and walked out Needed to be alone I walked and I walked I ran and I ran Searching for answers Looking for a plan Sat on the moors Rain drenched my skin Cried into my hands Ached so bad within Looked around to face darkness Did not think I’d be so scared Picked up my pace Until voices I heard Turned to see a car Following so slow Full of men I knew I needed to go They were shouting out their windows Telling me to wait My heart beating so fast This couldn’t be fate Searched my pockets for a phone Tried to focus my head Looked around Ignored what was said Next I felt hands on my waist Pulled me into a back lane Tried to scream but was silent I feel so ashamed The car turned in after And the men all got out 5 of them, and me I opened m

If
If... by Rudyard Kipling If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools; If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss; If you can force your heart

I've Hurt My Hand
Im sorry i didnt reply to many of you yesterday .As i could'nt .. I needed to take a trip to A&E .. Due to me stabbing my self in the joint of my thumb. I was trying to stab the potatoes as i was making jacket potatoes. And missed .. ( Yeh i dumb ass) . Oh well i ended up with three stitches .LOL and a lot of pain ..... : ( So i shall try and say hi to all that left me a message xxxx

Yngwie Malmsteen Does Abba
I thought my ears where deceiving me when he has done a cover of Gimme Gimme Gimme by Abba, okay he changed some of the words as it wouldnt be right singing he wanted a man after midnight Gimme Gimme Gimme by Yngwie Malmsteen

Chicken Sandwiches
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what..... A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so h

Soldier On Watch
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep in perfect contentment, or so it would seem. So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold. Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled, standing watch over me, and my wife and my child. "What

I Love You This Much
I love you this much. I love you enough i would die for you. i would take all your pain from you and into my self. i love you enough that i would gladly walk the ends of the earth for you. i love you enough that if you asked i would walk away and never begg of anything from you. i love you enough that i would bare a dozen children for you if i could. i love you more than my own life. i love you this much. i would take all the worries from your shoulders and place them upon my own. i love you enough i would place your burdons upon my self and carry them with me. i love you this much. i love you enough to hold you through your nightmares as you whimper and cry even when your beating me half to death in your sleep. to take my hand over your sweet face and gently caress you telling you its ok i am here for you. I love you this much!!!

Be Careful
Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.

Ghost In A Memory
did you see the girl that smiled for you waited for you loved for you did you know she died in the shadow of your path leaving only whispers of regret that still float across the empty spaces did you see the girl that you left burning kept awake by the light of cinders and flesh starving now only, for answers the ghost in the darkness haunting a memory

I Have Some Fucked Up Friends On My List
I hate going here but shit its the damn truth, I have ALOT of people on my friends list that say they cant stand that Stooge whats his name Curly? Oh wait no I meant FAT SONNY. I swear people talk all this shit about him and they say how his family members rig the contests. Well this is a fair contest so far cause any one can vote 500 times if they like, and i amd having troubly getting at least one vote. COMEONE PEOPLE SPAM THE HELL OUT OF THE COMMENTS. JUST PLEASE SHOW UP GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT. IF YOU WANNA STAY FOR LIKE 5 MINS AND KEEP ON VOTING PLEASE DO JUST SAY SOMETHING IN YOUR FIRST COMMENT, COPY THAT BITCH AND PASTE AGAIN AN RESEND PLEASE GO HERE TO VOTE http://lostcherry.com/viewimage.php?u=202730&albumid=81342&i=3933184538 and please VOTE YOUR ASSES OFF AND SPAM THEM COMMENTS

Asparagus With Orange-walnut Vinaigrette
Ingredients: ½ + 1/8 tsp salt 1 bunch (16oz) asparagus, ends trimmed 5 tsp apple cider olive oil 2 Tbsp walnut oil or olive oil 2 tsp grated orange peel 1/8 tsp black pepper 2 Tbsp walnuts, coarsely chopped Instructions: 1. Pour water to ½” deep in large skillet. Add ½ teaspoon salt, and bring to boil over high heat. 2. Add asparagus, and cook until tender-firm, 4 to 7 minutes. Drain in colander, and cool under cold running water. Drain, and lay on paper towel-lined plate to dry. 3. In a small bowl, whisk vinegar, oil, orange peel, pepper and remaining 1/8 teaspoon salt. Remove asparagus to platter, spoon vinaigrette over top, and sprinkle with nuts. Serve at room temperature or chilled. Nutritional Information: Per Serving 111 Calories 3g Protein 5g Carbohydrate 10fg Fat 1g Saturated Fat 0mg Cholesterol 2g Fiber 181mg Sodium Diet Exchanges: 0 Milk, 1 Vegetable, 0 Fruit, 0 Bread, 0 Meat, 2 Fat

Dedicated To The One Who Broke Me...
"I hear... a voice say "Don't be so blind"... it's telling me all these things... that you would probably hide... am I... your one and only desire... am I the reason you breath... or am I the reason you cry... Always... always... always... always... always... always... I just can't live without you... I love you... I hate you... I can't get around you... I breathe you... I taste you... I can't live without you... I just can't take anymore... this life of solitude... I guess that i'm out the door... and now i'm done with you... I feel... like you don't want me around... I guess i'll pack all my things... I guess i'll see you around... It's all... been bottled up until now... as I walk out your door... all I can hear is the sound... Always... always... always... always... always... always... I just can't live without you... I love you... I hate you... I can't get around you... I breathe you... I taste you... I can't l

This Majic Moment
This magic moment So different and so new Was like any other Until I kissed you And then it happened It took me by surprise I knew that you felt it too By the look in your eyes Sweeter than wine (sweeter than wine) Softer than a summer night (softer than a summer night) Everything I wanna have (everything, everything) Whenever I hold you tight This magic moment (this magic moment) While your lips are close to mine Will last forever Forever till the end of time Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Sweeter than wine (sweeter than wine) Softer than a summer night (softer than a summer night) Everything I wanna have Whenever I hold you tight This magic moment While your lips are close to mine Will last forever Forever till the end of time Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Magic, oh-oh-oh Magic, oh-oh-oh Magic, oh-oh-oh

Clear My Mind
I can't belive November is almost here.. Where did October go??? It went so fast for me as I spent over half of it in the hospital.. You got to watch those coughs.. I just want this cough to go away.. Last night and today I really feel it. I know its the cold weather. I had a cough that turned into peumonia (hope I spelt that right) I had no engery (which I barley have any now) was dehryated... I spent over two weeks in the hospital.. There was fluid on my left lung and they had to drain it. I am not used to missing so much work.. That is how I live and now I have to wait for the short term disablity cheque's and who knows when those are going to come. I phoned yesterday and all I was told they are processing them. Well my rent is coming due.. What do I tell my landlord they are processing it. my head is spinning. And there is this guy and I dont know Peace

Mysteries Of Life.... Hahaha
I dont know what the deal is with women and webcams. you can take all kinds of pics... some for everyone and some not so much for everyone.. lol The thing that gets me is when you ask to see some women on cam they get all shy and modest. Theyre afraid to turn the cam on for you and Im thinking... wow whats really going on??? It is your webcam so no one can see what u dont want them to see. Also chances are that if someone asks to see you on cam, they probably like how you look and wont really care if youre all made up or not.. Its a damn webcam, not a date.. lol Sometimes its just to nice to see who youre talking to instead of a bunch of words.. seeing a smile never hurts either. it doesnt have to be all raunchy and shit..lol I just dont understand why some women are afraid to go on cam... oh well..I guess it just one of those things.. lol

Why Did I Do That....
Ok Alot of you dont know me from Eve... and that maybe good Or it might be bad. The question Is, Will I Ever find the One who Is right for Me, and He HAS to Accept that I am a Mom with a lil one who comes first. The One I want, Well.. He and I Are Still Best Buddies and Still when we get a chance talk about things and I know WE would get with Each other in a Heart beat. But What I cant get is why He and I Split in the first place. It was So right, We never fought.. nothing Like thast ever happened, I Always felt So Safe with him. I think back to the days when it was Just me and Him and them feelings come over me again and No one can Ever take them Away from me... Can Anyone relate to Me here?? :(

What Do You Think?
Good guy's you wanna know why you can't get the girl your chasing? It's because theres nothing wrong with you. The kinda hearted woman wants to feel protected in which most good guys can't give that feeling and two self esteem issues in the woman themselves. If she feels like a guy is worst off than she is then she worries less on whats wrong with her and trys to fix him. How is this unfair well the good guy is the one that hears that all men are dogs speech and how how where thought. Write give me some thoughts

For A Friend
Its 3 in the moring Still awake Black light shinning I took a taste Heart starts to race Now its 4 I take my last drag Toss it out I lick the bag I turn out the light Lay down to die But it never comes Its 8 o'clock

My Friends:
FRIENDS I WONT FORGET : Category: Friends "Written with a pen Sealed with a kiss If you are my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the ones I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you.

Bon Jovi Shot Through The Heart Lyrics
Would you be content to see me crying After all those little games you put me through After all I've done for you you're lying Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth Didn't somebody somewhere say You're gonna take a fall I gave you everything Now here's the curtain call [Chorus:] Shot through the heart as I lay there alone In the dark through the heart It's all part of this game that we call love Now you've come back here to say you're sorry But I don't know who you're talking to It could be the man I used to be, girl But I've grown up and now I'm over you Standing there just a live wire With nowhere left to turn You were gonna set the world on fire When will you ever learn? [Chorus] Didn't somebody somewhere say You're gonna take a fall I gave you everything Now here's the curtain call And I'm shot... Baby does what baby please And baby must have what she sees But not this time, the tables turned Baby, you just got b

Letter To John D.wildeisen N Kevin M. Russom
dear j&k, the "donkey"-"elephant" conflict is making the chinese Mfr industry a victim. although china is the member of WTO, the "antidumping" ,"bionomic compensation", "DMF#", etc is still stopping our products to go into USA. the way we should do is making our RW STANDARD(i.e. pictails : raw material, waste dealing method, producing standard, recycling solution ,etc) to fit into American standard or higher than it. this deed indeed protect our market share or our prominence in this special region. tks+rgs jim www.myspace.com/qiujim www.chinaamericagroup.com www.rwglobaltrading.com www.fisherscientific.com

Beyond The Sunset
Beyond the sunset , lays the hopes and dreams of a world. A world of hope a world of dreams. A world of smiles and a world of tears, Of the young and old, Of the innocent trapped in a world that makes no sence. Beyond the sunset dawns a new day , A new chance , A new hope. A new dream is born and an old dream dies And so the circle ends up complete. New eyes to a new sunset new dreams to be born and a new chance that upon the next sunset, we might all live a better life. Or a better chance at that life, Who are we to condem so much upon sunsets for there is no more beauty in the world then the warm breaze threw ones hair and pink clowds in the sky. The touch of a loving hand and the whispers of love shared between two souls. So do not shed a tear upon sunset insted smile, For our hopes and dreams of a better day ahead travil with that sunset and onto the next day with its rise.

Even More Hahahaha
Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

Red State Blue State...where Do U Live?
Red States w/Rep Gov’s Alaska Alabama Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Indiana Kentucky Massachusetts Maryland Minnesota Missouri Mississippi Nebraska Nevada New York Ohio Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Texas Utah Vermont Guam Blue States, w/Dem Gov’s Arizona Delaware Iowa Illinois Kansas Louisiana Maine Michigan Montana North Carolina North Dakota New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Tennessee Virginia Washington Wisconsin West Virginia Wyoming American Samoa Puerto Rico U.S. Virgin Islands

What Grade Do I Deserve?
Grade me F = dang youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty dang attractive. I'd let u hit it A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DANG YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND KISS ME AND DON'T STOP you are afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!! Reply to me the grade you think I deserve.

I Tried To Tell You
I tried to tell you I love you but the words were hard to find. I'm always thinking about you you're the only one on my mind. Oh why do I act so shy forever hiding my face I should learn to laugh and not to cry put yourself in my place. There were times I tried to kiss you but something told me no. You wanted me to hold you but I kept letting you go. I'm afraid that I am not the Girl you've searched for all these years. I will kindly leave now don't you cry try to hold back your tears. It's been so long I haven't seen you for quite awhile When I think of how we met it only brings back your smile. I remember when I held you then and told you we'd never part I loved you then I love you now and I'll hold you in my heart.

Bit Of A Gothis Poem ??
Taker of soul’s lover to the woman of my heart The keeper of her heart for my soul burns for her love As my passions burn greatly for her sweet tender kiss to my lips As I lie and wait for her to find my lost soul For I cry my self to sleep and dream of her sweet soul in my arms once again As my sweet sorrow will never die till I find her again

The Bible Says Murder Is Ok
1-Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT) 2-Kill Witches You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB) 3-Kill Homosexuals "If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB) 4-Kill Fortunetellers A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB) 5-Death for Hitting Dad Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB) 6-Death for Cursing Parents 1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB) 2) All who curse their father or mother mu

I've Learned
I'VE LEARNED THAT LIFE IS LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER, THE CLOSER IT GETS TO THE END, THE FASTER IT GOES.... I'VE LEARNED THAT MONEY DOESN'T BUY CLASS, HAPPINESS, RESPECT, LOVE AND ALL THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE.... I'VE LEARNED THAT IT'S THOSE SMALL DAILY HAPPENINGS THAT MAKE LIFE SO SPECTACULAR... I'VE LEARNED THAT THE LORD DIDN'T DO IT ALL IN ONE DAY, SO WHAT MAKES ME THINK THAT I CAN?.... I'VE LEARNED THAT TO IGNORE THE FACTS DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACTS..... I'VE LEARNED THAT WE SHOULD BE GLAD GOD DOESN'T GIVE US EVERYTHING WE ASK FOR.... I'VE LEARNED THAT UNDER EVERYONES'S HARD SHELL IS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE APPRECIATED AND LOVED AS WELL....

Im Holding My First Contest
HEy yall this is my first contest and I thought it would be fun. First plae will get 1000 dollar gift 2nd place a 500 gift and 3rd will get 300 and below gift. This is for best KISS / lips so if you have apicture of you kissing or you think you have the hottest lips send me a message contest will start tommrrow so get your pictures in.

3000 Snakes Found In Home!!!
Over 3000 Snakes Found In Home A woman in Bangladesh was surprised when she found two cobras on her property. The woman then called a snake charmer, Dudu Miah, to capture the snakes. He discovered 3000 snakes and hundreds of eggs in the house. Local newspapers reported that altogether the snake charmer found 3500 snakes at two houses in Narayanganj, which is located near Dhaka. Many neighbours left their homes in fear of the cobras. The snakes were found after digging underneath the floor of the house. Miah will try to see if their are more snakes in the neigbourhood, but is unsure what he will do with them all.

The Pagan Roots Of Modern Holidays
as found on http://paganwiccan.about.com/library/weekly/aa032503holidays.htm The Pagan Roots of Modern Holidays Many Pagan traditions are still seen today. Many of the holidays we celebrate today are considered Christian, but the origins of many modern-day holidays are older than Christianity. Easter The Christian holiday of Easter commemorates the crucifixion of Christ, and his rise from the dead into heaven. Then where do all the symbolism of bunnies, and eggs come from? It's more than coincedence that the early Pagans had a holiday to mark the Spring Equinox, called Ostara, usually celebrated around March 21st. With the return of spring, came the birthing of the farm animals for the year. Which is why we see bunnies, chicks, eggs and little lambs as symbols for this holiday. Part of the Ostara mythology involved the return of various deities from the underworld (symbolic of the end of winter). So it's not surprising that this holiday got enmeshed with the Chri

How Dark Am I?
What Dark Being Are You? You are a Dark Fairy. This is the least of the dark beings. No doubt you have a dark side to you; its just not common that is comes out, at least that anyone knows of. You are beautiful and gentle, a person that most people like to be with. Youre coning at the way you get things in life, and can be a little self absorbed. Dont let your wings carry you of into fantasy; know that your feet are always on the ground.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Inner Peace
By following this simple advice on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, abottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Been Gone To Long.... Sorry!
Hello friends! I am so sorry that I have not been on for the past few weeks. I have been going through a lot lately. I have been dealing with my medical issues, lots of stress, and feeling depressed, plus lack of sleep. Things just have been hard for me lately. Please for give me for not being on here and talking to you all, and commenting back to you all. :( I feel bad about that. I will try to get on more when I feel up to it. My birthday is coming very soon, it is Nov 5 on this sunday. Sad thing is I will be home alone most of the day. :( I am only going out for lunch, that's all. :( Well, I hope to hear from you all soon. *hugs* Beckie

Chocolate Layer Cake With Coconut Pecan Frosting
* 4 ounces Baker's German's Sweet Chocolate, melted and cooled * 2 1/3 cup cake flour * 1 1/2 cups sugar * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 2/3 cup butter, room temperature * 1 cup buttermilk, divided * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 2 eggs * Coconut pecan frosting and filling, below PREPARATION: Grease two 9-inch layer cake pans and line bottoms with waxed paper. Sift together flour, sugar, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Cream butter; add flour mixture, 3/4 cup buttermilk, and vanilla. Sponsored Links German Chocolate CakeChoose From the Top 4 Sites About German Chocolate CakeCake.Recipes.Best4Sites.net German Chocolate CakeMake Delicious Bakery Style Cakes In Your Own Kitchen. Free Recipes!www.RecipeRewards.com German Chocolate CakesFind German chocolate cakes online. See our e-guide on German cakes.GermanChocolateCakes.info Stir until dry ingredients are moistened; beat at medium

For All My Military Peeps
Go to this link and read what this person has to say about military slang. Pay attention to the part where she bashes the army for shooting an friendly iraqi ambulance because "they were going to fast" Apparantly she has never had the joy to be on some TCP in downtown Baghdad scared of a carbomb. I guess i can agree with her on a *few* on the terms as being offensive, but in general every large organization is gonna have some words that everyone ain't gonna like. Plus she got some of the meanings of the words wrong ( gunbunny is a female artillery member that derives from playboy bunny LOLZ) Anyways here is the link http://www.lilithgallery.com/articles/suzyrottencrotch.html

Oral
There are many words describing oral sex, including euphemisms and slang. Like all aspects of sexuality, there exist a very large number of variations on a theme, and no attempt will be made here to represent them all. * The word fellatio comes from the Latin term fellare which means "to suck". * A common slang term for giving oral sex to either a man or woman is "giving head", from the term "head job" (in contrast to "hand job" - manual stimulation). * The use of the term "blowjob" in a sexual context was first recorded in 1961; as recently as 1953 it meant "type of airplane."[22] * The pun "cunning linguist" is a play on "cunnilingus". In its whole form, the pun is often used with a second sexual pun in the following sentence: "You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater!" The second sexual pun being "master debater," a play on "masturbator." These puns can be found in the popular films Tomorrow Never Dies, Austin Powers and the musical Cabaret. C

A Beautiful Poem
ALL THROUGH MY LIFE,IT HAS ALWAYS SEEMED, I WOULD NEVER FIND THE ONE, THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS. THEN ONE WONDERFUL DAY,IN WHAT WAS THEN L.C. LAND, I MET YOU,MADE A FRIEND AND THEN BECAME YOUR FAN. I LEARNED OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS,THAT YOU ARE VERY SWEET AND KIND. MORE THAN JUST A PRETTY FACE,I HAVE HAD YOU ON MY MIND. WE PLAYED A GET TO KNOW YOU GAME,AFTER WHICH I SURELY KNEW, THAT AT LONG LAST, I HAD FINALLY FOUND YOU. MY LOVE FOR YOU GROWS MORE, EACH AND EVERY DAY. DEEPER,STRONGER, TRUER IN EACH AND EVERY WAY. WE MAY NOT GET TO CUDDLE, BECAUSE WERE A THOUSAND MILES APART. ETERNALLY ON MY MIND,AND FOREVER IN MY HEART. I COUNT MY MANY BLESSINGS,SINCE YOU CAME MY WAY. MY LIFE BECOMES MORE WONDERFUL,EACH AND EVERY DAY. I WANT EVRY SINGLE SOUL,IN THE WORLD TO SEE. THAT YOUR MY ONE TRUE LOVE,AND SHALL ALWAYS BE. I HAVE WISHED I WAS THERE, AND DREADED THIS LONG WAIT. ITS JUST A FEW SHORT WEEKS, UNTIL I AM WITH MY SOULMATE BY COWBOYDADDYB FOR MY SOULMATE REBE

Only 73% !!! What?? I Am 99.99% Fuckable!! Trust & Believe !!
You are 73% fuckable! Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Ok this one I totaly disagree with!! I know I'm no super model, but if you are into me as much as I'm into you,...you can trust & believe I am 110% fuckable!! Oh yea!!

The Beast ( A Beast Visits His Captive Human Pet )
**WARNING** This story is about a non human/human coupling Copyright © Black}i{Velvet 2006 The room was dark and quiet, the little human slut lay curled upon her cushions in the corner, her eyes darting to the doorway now and then, ears listening for faint shuffling sounds that would herald His approach. Glancing down at her naked body, a soft sigh escapes her lips as she lets her eyes wander over the scratches and bruises covering her skin. Scratches almost healed from her last encounter with Him, bruises turned yellow with age, faint reminders of His last visit, a visit that left her weeping in pain, yet also left her body glowing with satisfaction, as it does with every encounter she has with Him. Her eyes flick to the doorway once more, sighing as it remains closed, her body crawling with lust and desire for her Beast. Denied His presence these last few days, her lust has built to a point where she feels she may explode if He doesn’t visit soon and use her body. One hand

Friendship...........
Friendship Counts..... One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned(parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. " They really should get lives.

Just Wondering...
What sports are YOU into? I love baseball, it's always been my favorite sport. I was brought up watching the Tigers and they have remained a big part of my life. I was proud of them making it to the World Series this year. I remember going to Comerica Park with they lost over 100 games a few years ago, but the TRUE fans still cheered them on because we love our Tigers. Basketball is another love of mine. The Detroit Pistons are a fantastic team. They have a lot of talent and spunk. Screw Ben Wallace for jumping ship for more money. Not like he was poor. We'll do just fine without him, considering his replacement can actually score some points. I have watched pro-wrestling since I was 5. To this day I never miss Monday Night Raw. If I hear it's fake one more time, I'll stab myself in the head. I don't really care if it's fake or not, I enjoy it, k thanks. I like the brutality of hockey and boxing. What can I say? Football...ehh. With a team like the Detroit

Inner Peace
Yep...this works for me! >>>Subject: Inner Peace >>> >>> >>> >>>I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and >>>we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple >>>advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. >>> >>>Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all >>>the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see >>>things I started and hadn't finished. and before leaving the house >>>this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White >>>Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of >>>Oreos, the remainder of a Valium prescription, the rest of the >>>cheesecake, some Arnott Shapes and a box of chocolates. You have no >>>idea how freaking good I feel. >>> >>>Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> -- Luv L X

Nude Runner
Nude Runner A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One Wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, She heard her husband's car pull into the driveway "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window My Husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your Problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and Jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered He had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he Started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend In as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who Had been watching him with some curiosi

Spelling
Is it just me or is spelling becoming a lost art? Call me a spelling Nazi-ess or whatever you want, but there is something to be said for people who can articulate a good sentence in written form. Yeah, grammar is important, too, but spelling becomes paramount. At least to me it is. I am ok with some netspeak, mind you. Didn't want to be branded as hypocritical. I am keen for the words "lolz." It is just my silly instant message laugh. I spent some of the evening looking at people's profiles and reading their blogs. There are some really good ones out there...and some not so good ones. I am sure mine can be judged mediocre, but that is ok. It is a work in progress. But, at least I have most, if not all, of the words spelled right. An example of a message that I received today: "becca. hey i like your pics ur so hot an beutiful." Gosh, thanks for the comment, Caveman Stan. I know, I know, this is a stupid rant. I will shut up now. Sorry for the interruption.

Interesting??
I have to say, it amazes me to go out and see all these people on any given night; out and most of the time wasted. Now maybe it just never appealed to me or something in that general realm. Think about this, Why is it that people go into a bar, 9 times out of ten there all in there for the same reason; down and out upset freshly broke up or out with their companion. What get's me is that many of the "down and/or out", will goto a bar or club and "scope" for something new. Now this is where I begin to laugh because it seems so effortlessly amusing to me. What is the point of going somewhere, usually upset or a lil' down-hearted, then meeting someone or "hooking-up" with someone who is/are just as messed up as you? Sounds like a lose lose situation to me or maybe im just not into that..... Please respond back on this one....could be a good topic

If I Was Your Girlfriend.....
"If I was your G/F" how many times a day would you kiss me? how many times a day would you fuck me? would we fuck everyday? how many times a day would you just want to hold me? would you take me places? would you love me? if we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? would you take me anywhere special? If I was sick... what would you do? If one a my friends tried to get with you what would you do? would u tell me? would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? Would you care about what i wore when we out ? Would you go to the Club with me? If your friend tried to get at me what would you do? If someone tried to fight with me infront of you what would you do? If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? If i cheated on you would you take me back? If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? If i said i loved you would you say it back?

Please Read, Very Important.............
Written with a pen Sealed with a kiss If you are my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends. Ok, Friend Send this to............. 0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend. Booo!!! 3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend 6-10 peeps you are a Great Friend! ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ aithful ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ espectful ¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ntelligent ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ verlasting or loyal ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶

Another One For Me!!
add this cool bitch!!! she is soooo awesome! 'Cassandra Lynn' Add her, Fan her, Rate her, Just show her some luv please! (repost of original by 'ChelSmith18' on '2006-11-08 19:48:09') (repost of original by 'CHRIS.S WIFEY ~LETTE~DARK LOTUS~' on '2006-11-08 19:51:37')

Sibelius 7
Not the software, the piece of music (written in 1924 by the Finnish composer, Jean Sibelius, and first heard by me back when I was in college- probably 1988 or so :) on a tape together with his 4th symphony...) Placeholder for now, (cheating, that, but I need to find something and go to bed. And I did want to point out that there's a good article at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symphony_No._7_%28Sibelius%29 Not complete, but what is there, is very well-done... not by me :) ) Eric

Dear Dad.
DEAR DAD, I JUST WANTED TO SAY HAPPY FATHERS DAY. DAD, I KNOW YOU DID THE BEST YOU KNEW HOW TO, YOU WERE ONLY NINETEEN YRS. OLD WHEN I WAS BORN. I FORGIVE YOU FOR THE BEATINGS, AND THANK YOU FOR PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS, WHEN YOU CAME TO VISIT AFTER THE DIVORCE. SORRY ABOUT THE CRAZY OLD BARBER CALLING THE POLICE ON YOU FOR POINTING A GUN AT A FIVE YR. OLD. BOY CAP PISTOLS IN THE LATE 60'S & EARLY 70'S SHURE LOOKED REAL. LOL. THANX FOR TAKING ME TO SEE YELLOW SUBMARINE, WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. I STILL HAVE THE HAND BLOWN GLASS BLUE MEANIE I BOUGHT YOU AT A GARAGE SALE, IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT SO MUCH. THANX FOR TAKING ME IN AFTER MOM HAD THAT REALLY BAD NERVOUS BREAK DOWN. THANX FOR LETTING ME MOVE BACK IN WHEN I GOT BACK FROM CALIFORNIA AND DIDN'T HAVE A JOB. THANX FOR LETTING ME MOVE BACK IN WHEN THEY TRIED TO TORCH MY MOTORCYCLE ON THE SOUTH SIDE. THANX FOR BUYING MY LIQUID MEDICATION AND MY FOOD AND TAKING CARE OF ME WHEN THE DRUNK DRIVER

Hey Everyone Its Been A Long 3 Weeks
I dont expect it to get much less busy until christmas is over Target has me sucked in tight with the holidays I will continue to try and send out hello and comments and a few stories for you all just know I am thinking of you all. kisses and huggs Chelle Showing you all some love Free Comments for blogs and profiles at WishAFriend.com

Woman Are Like Apples!
Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don`t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren`t as good, but easy... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they`re amazing; the best. They just have to wait for the right man to come along - the one with enough courage, stamina and fortitude, to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples - even those who have already been picked! And remember... Men are like a fine wine They start out as grapes, and it`s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have have dinner with... ***I DIDNT WRITE THIS BUT IT IS TRUE**** ...

Answer Me This.....
Please steal a moment to fill this out with your opinions (and we all know what those smell like) in a comment sluts 1. Who the hell are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me or have i ever bit your nipple? 5. Would you suck my toes? (theyre very clean) 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Have I ever licked you? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. Would you give me your last beer? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

For A Lover
For a Lover How can I claim to be inspired when I’m always so goddamned tired? Instead, I’ll just watch the flames climb higher, wonder once again how not to burn, even though I am on fire. Last night, we drenched ourselves in sweat. Later, I wondered where they all went – these goals I’ve never met. You, I stroked like a faithful pet. I wished I could have surrendered. I wished I could have wept. I took care of drunken you. It’s something I’ve grown accustomed to, Something I know well how to do. You couldn’t fill the gaping hole and I couldn’t play the right role. Even though we’ve come to know moods, attitudes, emotions, levels of devotion, the part I always love the best is the making of the nest – burrowing my face in your hairy chest and cradled by your toothpick arms, I am always seduced by even the least of your charms. I love waking up next to you, without having known your sticky glue. My friend, my friend, when push comes to shove and

I Am Such A Dumb Ass.......
Today was the annual Teddy Bear run here.....I was so glad because I remembered the digital camera this morning..... I started taking pictures and all..... after about 10 pics or so.. the camera says...... memory if full..... DAMN... I forgot the memory card....DUH!! I only have a few pics and I'm mad at myself... There were tons of people.... bikes everywhere.... We got there early, so we were fairly close to the front of the ride.. there were some people lined up on the streets watching us all ride to the fair grounds.... we all had our teddy bears tied to the bikes... It was awesome...my first ride... They had a bike rodeo and that was sooo funny!!! Hopefully I can get the pics off my camera (always just put the memory card in the slot on my puter) so I can post what pics I have.

Living By The Ocean
today as usual, i wandered down to surfside beach to think things through, ya know thats what tiggers do...smiles...anyhow the wind swept sand reminded me of the mountains of ny with the swirling looking like snow and me thinking of how things were there...and thinking of the friends the little i had, and thinking how my mom said snow was coming...lol..and then just when i was sitting on the bench overlooking the ocean, i was reminded why i came here, for not less than 30 yards i was greeted by not one, not two but three pods of dolphins amounting to at least 30 dolphins playing just outside the surf zone...they were fishing and i got to see exactly how they rounded up fish to eat, they created this huge circle and surrounded the fish, then darting in and out of the massive school of fish they began to eat,...lol.. but the best yet to see, was a baby dolphin swimming side by side his mother, in unision, up to take a breath and back down...that made it seem all the better, but coming ho

Sampler Song Just Me No Insane D
Your music dead like your fuckin' label rappin' nothing but fabels I power slam you through a table. Now I'm willin' and able to bring you to your death my souls unrest but the truth I undress and I ain't got to wear the vest cuz your nothing but talk and if you talk to much I'll have you lying in the chalk! and guess what? I give a fuck bout your family I thought they where blessin' me but I guess your hatered was the receipe you brought out the best in me You say I ain't that good well look my tech 9 sayin' I am SO What! DROP tha glock you ain't got time to cock. stab me in da back and I'll murda you wit an axe to the face you got blood all over tha place as you frolic in your own waste your rythmes soundin' like mace as your mumbling to the tape. ONE MORE THING I GOTS TO SAY! This is SYANIDE, MUTHAFUCKA'S puttin' you in your place. rap was written bout the old rap label I used to rap under. But left me cuz I side with a friend Insane D. Hate

Things I Hate....
OMG I DELETED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That fucking sucked now I have to do it all over! I hate lots of people my friend. LOTS. I guess the people I hate more than anything though are so- called "friends' who talk smack about you behind your back the kiss your fucking ass to your face. Then use your pad so they can drink and play on your computer bc they cant do it at home bc the losers still live with thier fucking parents. They have no personality so they try to steal someone elses .... AND they dont do a good job at that!!!!!I know that over the years I have become "somewhat" cold, indifferent, apathetic, sarcastic, and mean.... okay I have pretty much became a premenstral bitch year round. Thats okay. That I can accept. But why.....WHY, If you know this about me would you run the risk of pissing me off. I won't make a scene in public oh no that makes me look like an ass..... However......I will get my revenge cockstain in private. It will be subtle and you will cry... that I can f

I Am So Sick Of....
You know I am really fucking sick and tired of opening a bullrtin and its some if you hate jesus dont post me crap. This isnt church. Share that shit there. Don't force it on the rest of us ffs. If you don't like what I am saying then take me off your fucking friends list. I am seriously sick of that hidden garble. It has gotten to where I seriously do not wanna open bulletins anymore. Do everyone a favor and STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS CRAP. Do you seriously think Jesus gives a rats ass whether or not you post that shit on cherrytap?????? Of course he doesnt!!!!!!!!!! Get a fucking life. I swear some people make me sick. From now on I'm going to start posting "Satan loves you 90% of cockstains wont repost this". I am soooooo fucking glad your religious but this is CHERRYTAP!!!! JESUS DOESNT CARE IF YOU REPOST! I PROMISE! YOUR NOT GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR NOT REPOSTING! ~Countess Filth~

Momma's Little Man
every morning as i wake my love for you grows as winter approaches the rain turns to snow I go to your room and my breath catches peacefully sleeping my memory snatches the sight of my baby as perfect as it gets the pictures i take of you developed in duplicate sets you are my world i can only love you more and giggle to myself as i watch you gently snore you love me absolutely as only a child can you will always be momma's little man. A.Boudreaux 2006

Birthday Weekend Recap...
The November 10th Birthday Bash that LorrAINIAC threw for me on air was a lot of fun. She put a lot of work into it along with help from Cuzz and Tony Batman. It turned out to be the highlight of my entire weekend. The in studio guests were Konnie (my roommate), Cara Lott, Shayna Knight, Alexia Milano, Robert, Chris Rock, Sideshow Tony, Triple D (aka Double H Bombs), Peter Warren from AVN, and KSEXradio's own Baadmaster. Also, KSEXradio listeners and friends, Fishman, Adriana, "Jon", Keiko and Gwen took the time to call in with Birthday wishes. I also wanted to say thank you to everyone to took the time to leave me birthday comments on myspace and here on Cherrytap as well. The rest of the weekend was underwhelming. Saturday, I got together with my parents and my friend Dennis for dinner. Later in the evening, I went to Bar Sinister to meet up with some non industry friends, who had been very vocal that I come the club so they could celebrate my birthday with me. After everyone g

7 Kinds Of Sex
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon

Emma Rules 2-6
Rule #2: Don't dissapear out of no where for a a few days then come back and pretend like you didn't go away. ...I worry constantly. When you just leave without anything I get nervous and worry. I hate to worry. I hate it hate it hate it. Rule #2.5: No dying. ... I don't think I need to really go into that. Rule #3: Don't talk behind my back. ... first of all, friends don't do that. .. second, I usually will hear whats been said, and it usually hurts my feelings. Rule #4: Lying is unacceptable. ... Again, not something I think that I need to go into. If you are going to lie... don't even bother. I don't need to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Thats all. Rule #5: Don't use me. ... for anything. If you only talk to me when no one else is avaliable... that falls unders breaking this rule. I love helping people... but if you only talk to me when something is wrong I'm not going to be of much help becasue I'll just be pissed at you. Rule #6: Don't

A Simple Ode To Pain
Penny for your thoughts, just say whats on your mind, How can a girl be so cruel but yet so kind? Well no one knows and the world may never know. Its a mystery why you killing me,.. Oh! You really want an answer doncha.. well she never did really want ya,. Dont feel bad or become melancholy but thats no reason to smile tho, or think it be folly. This is serious subject matter that im dealing with. With 12 odes to pain, you should be feeling this. But no she doesnt, and its crazy, that everyday we do this, just for a lady. Now dont get me wrong now, I love her so. But what gets to me tho, is letting go. And so you must, but its a breech of trust. She tryin to leave ya, and you love her so much. On the flip tip, dude sports a grin, cause he got in, when you couldnt win. Now your friends call you bitter cause you aint wit her, am I supposed to be gums and teeth when she's chillin with Keith? So do you love her? Heck yeah i do,

The Smart Ass
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the old donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up! As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

S&m
Her flight from O’Hare to Dulles was perfect. Hope the rest of this little excursion goes as well, she thought as she exited the plane and filed into the bustling airport along with the other passengers on this lovely Saturday afternoon. Since her only luggage was the tote bag that she carried which contained the essentials she’d need, there was no need to locate the baggage carousel. She did, however, see a cozy lounge where she escaped from the crowd of people who were rushing to and from their flights. As she sipped her scotch and water, the blonde haired business woman thought about the situation. She had flown a thousand miles for a meeting. This, however, would not be a board meeting or a high-end meeting with some deep-pocketed client. It would be a meeting with the person she’d been in contact with via email for nearly six months. He’d written a story that she identified with so much that she wrote Him a complimentary communication. That led to additional missives back

Too Long...
Look at this broken mess, Lookin like all the rest. Driftin away from all the sanity, floating into another reality. Thoughtless wonder sitting right here, Shaken,broken, so full of fear. It fills my eyes so full fo rage, my heart stays broken in this lonely cage. This scene is just way too wrong, The anger has been in here way too long. Who is that knockin at my door? Why is there blood all over the floor? The eternal madness starts to set in, This is just the beginning it will never end. This rotten feeling I just can't shake. Is it all a dream, I can't be awake. Something is pounding in my head, My mind is blown, my senses are dead. In neverending circles I run. Times like this I want a gun, Pull the trigger the pain is gone. The anger has been here way too long.

5 Secrets To Increasing Her Interest In You
5 Secrets To Increasing Her Interest In You ------------------------------------------------ To safely and permanently exclude yourself from future mailings just click the link at the end of this newsletter. To sign yourself up for this complimentary e-letter, visit www.DoubleYourDates.com -------------------------------------------------- >If you're interested in learning how to approach women, get phone numbers, get dates, and then smoothly take things to a "physical" level without rejection, then take a minute and look through the programs I've created to help you. You can see them all, and watch video clips of each of them right here: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ ***QUESTION*** [NOTE: This is a short question, and it refers to another newsletter I sent out in the past. If you don't immediately get it, just read my answer and all will become clear.] "The Guy in the bar Story... Why should he have left the bar as soon as

A Need To Fight?
I believe that finding a way to not fight is important. But it cant be helped when there is an enemy threat. You need to fight when there is a need to fight or else you wouldnt even be able to protect yourself.we are obligated to protect those people who are living normal peaceful lives! However if you believe that and , kill because someone got killed and killing because of killing, will this really bring about peace in the end? I was asked that once. I was unable to answer that question back then. And i am once again on the battlefield still unable to find that answer. Right then that is where the problem lies why do we continue fighting? Why wont wars go away?Even though people in any Era have always screamed that they do not wish for a war Why do you think that is? Thats because in any era there are always stupid and selfish peolpe, Like Osuma Bin Ladin and Alqida am i wrong? Well no not exactly. There is some truth to that you want what other people have, th

Thinking Long And Hard!
Well everyone sorry I have not been keeping up with my blog entry's, But I have been busy with work,kids and their school, plus all the normal stuff that comes withhaving a family. Plus the holiday's are coming upon us fast so thats taken time away from having to much fun.....lol Plus when you are busy that gives you time to think and belive me I have had a ot of time to think. And I have been trying to think of away to bring up subject with all of you here. And I hope when I am finished it wont sound stupid. Ok here goes I seen a talk show a few mounths back, and the topic seemed pretty cool so after a friend of mine also told me about the same thing I seen on the show, I desided to look into it, so I did and I fond out some really interesting stuff about if and would like to know what you all think about it as well, I would love to hear all the feed back I can about it. So here it is. The name of the show was something along the line's of this......Polyamory and are these real

Let's Play!
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL (copied from DolphinSinger :)) 1. I am a frustrated singer/actor on the body of a retail store manager. 2. I love watching footbal however I have discovered that watching sports by yourself is not as much fun as watching it with other people. 3. My guilty pleasure is WWE (yes I know its fake) 4. I REALLY wish I didn't work in retail so Im trying to find something else 5. I love all of the performing arts, especially music. (All kinds...) 6. I have a gym membership but haven't been there in about 3 months. I have no real excuse... 7. I love camping and hiking but I don't do it nearly enough. 8. I have 4 cats and a Chowmation Retreiver

The Icp Corner All U Need To Know
Insane Clown Posse Videos | Music Videos | Phoenix MLS Who R ICP Who are ICP? There is more to the Insane Clown Posse than facepaint. In this section you will be able to learn more about Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope and the history behind the Insane Clown Posse and Psychopathic Records. You will be able to find out about the Six Jokers Cards, the albums that each contain a specific message for the world. A discography of ICP's biggest album releases is available, loaded with track listings and a brief background about each album. History! "The vision appeared as a caravan of strange and powerful beings, which he recognized immediately as the Dark Carnival." The Inscribed Chronicle Proceeds... The painted faces of the Insane Clown Posse haunt the media like an urban legend. They emerge like phantoms amidst rumors of horror and stories of violence, shrouded in secrecy and surrounded by speculation, only to disappear back underground, beneath the str

Show
I say a show today that really bothered me it was about men using women and then killing them because thay were heavyer women thay thought it was ok.. The guy pretend he loved her got her to trust him and then would kill her.. The women invlaved loved him so much she would do any thing for him.. so i was thinking just becasue a women is not perfict shape or beautiful does not mean thay do not deserve love.. I think everyone derserve love and not to be used Love is a beautiful thing between a man and a women and sould never be used to hurt each other. I think every one should try being nice to everyone knwo matter shape or size or looks eather way men and women.. Every one is beautiful inside and out and one day if u hurt some one think about how u would feel if someone hurt u .How would u feel if some one treated u bad or mean everyone deserves to be loved and to give love..Love is something in u that makes your heart feel full and compet and make u happy so never hurt any one wit

My Profession
This might be funny if it were not so sadly true. Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school 1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.

Passed A Stone
Okay, first off, a little warning. If you are squeamish, you might want to stop reading now! I'll give you a minute to navigate away from my blog page. Okay, for the rest of you, I hope that you never have to go through what I have been going through the past few days. Last week, I was taking a piss, and the strangest thing happened. I'll describe it for you so you can get a visual of what I'm talking about. Have you ever gotten a fountain drink, and it has too much carbonation? Kind of squirts out all fizzy all over the place? Well, as I was nearing the end of my pissing, that happened to me, my urine came out of me like the aforementioned over-carbonated beverage. I was freaking out. It happened once again while I was at work, and then I experienced a pain like I'd never felt before in my entire life. After it happened at work, the pain finally subsided, and I put it at the back of my mind. Fast forward to the evening of my birthday. I was sitting at the comp

More Reasons To Be Thankful
WOW, this was one messed up night... First I get a phone call from my pastors wife telling me that their outside building was broken into last night as they were sleeping, which by the way is near to their bedroom windows. They never heard a thing. Then as she's telling me the details about what happened, I get another phone call from Tishaunda & Sarah telling me they were at Kroger and their car wouldn't start and was stranded and needed me to come get them to take them home....so I grabbed on some decent clothes and got the Girls ready and off we went...... I took them home and on my way back A police cruiser pulled out in front of me with his lights on, nearly causing an accident.....and So I just assumned he was in a hurry (obviously) so I continued heading home. Just as I turned onto the street I take to cross over onto mine there were Cops EVERYWHERE! People were out, running on foot up and down the street, I had no idea what or where they were going. The police officer that almo

Monday Night Show
Saw the Talib Kweli show last night. Awesome show. Really, really great. If he comes through your town I promise it's absolutely worth the money. I don't think I can go to a show on a Monday again. I'm half wrecked right now. Thank god it's a short week. Still, I'm very glad I went. What a great show. Thanks to Wikipedia I found out he's in Second Life the online game: "According to Blacksmith's Web site, Talib Kweli's latest solo album will not be released until January 2007. In the meantime, he has created a global gathering place for all his fans on Second Life which will feature live concert streams as will as exclusives from his new album." I had set up a Second Life account a while ago but never really got into it. Now I totally want to check his stuff out. What a great idea.

Um, No..
Cop Uses Stun Gun On Student Who Won't Show ID Los Angeles, California (AP) -- A UCLA police officer shocked a student with a stun gun at a campus library after he refused repeated requests to show student identification and wouldn't leave, police said. The student, Mostafa Tabatabainejad, was shocked Tuesday at about 11 p.m. as police did a routine check of student IDs at the University of California, Los Angeles Powell Library computer lab. "This is a long-standing library policy to ensure the safety of students during the late-night hours," said UCLA Police Department spokeswoman Nancy Greenstein. She said police tried to escort Tabatabainejad, 23, out of the library after he refused to provide identification. Tabatabainejad instead encouraged others at the library to join his resistance, and when a crowd began to gather, police used the stun gun on him, Greenstein said. Tabatabainejad was arrested for resisting and obstructing a police officer and later released on his own rec

6 To 16
6 to 16 Looking into my past what do I see? Something that haunts me. How many times did I close my eyes. Because I did not know witch way to go. Wanting to let out a silent cry. Thinking to myself "How could they not know. " That child in me wanting to shout. Sitting in the closet with no way out. Praying the end would be near. Thinking someone could hear. And then I realize my worst fears. No one seen the tears. What should I have said but never did? What was going through my head? They say time heals all pain. Funny how it still hits me like a speeding train. Put it in the past. Thank God it didn't last. I guess in the end you just try to pretend. But even today it creeps up on me and hits me in the face without any grace. I hate to say but I don't see it ever going away, I think the pain is here to stay. So mothers, be on call ... you may think you know him.. but you may not know him at all.... ***Babyyy***

A Place In Life
A Place in life The sun rises and so do I , A cup of coffee and a piece of pie. A little boy and his mother, His sister and his brother. The trucker over in the corner half asleep, Feeling like he has been beat. The young couple on their honeymoon, That wanted to sleep until noon. The preacher on the phone, Wanting to go home. The waitress dead on her feet, Wanting to go home and sleep. What does it all mean? We all have a place in life. We do what we can to survive. Sometimes we look but we don't see, I'm just glad to be free (to be me ) ! *** Babyyy ***

Lost
Lost wandering the barren empty halls looking for myself. I gave my heart my soul. Now I'm empty. The wasteland of what was my home has become my prison I cannot leave for what if my love were to return. I cannot stay for within is all that reminds me of him. Inside my breast is a demoralizing hunger that drives all thought from my head all meaning from the world. A desire to see what cannot be seen A creature of need claws it's way from the deepest recesses to find that which cannot be found. Where is this comfort I long for open arms to hold me for a strong chest to lean against. I feel a presence and turn A smile half-formed on my parted lips; to face... ...only the asphyxiating emptiness and silence that has coagulated here for an eternity. The almost-smile fades and I remain Alone. © 2006 D. R. Hyden well, guess i'm in a black, bleak mood... someone pull me out...please!

Happy Thanksgiving
i am leaving later today to go visit family and won't be back till Monday. So i just wanted to say Buried at PhotoCasket.com Enjoy ur holiday, don't eat too much and don't kill anyone if u are going shopping on Black Friday. ~~baby girl~~

Naughty Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*ck him, He's only an egg. Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. Little Boy Blew. Hey. He needed the money. Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs M

A Page In Your Book
I hope she gives you everything I couldn't and makes you happier than anyone could I hope she does everything I wouldn't and everything I would So kiss her lips and tell her you love her there's nothing I can do I'm just a page in your life and I know that we are through I don't want you to care about my feelings I want you to care about hers I don't want you to tell me that you love me when that's what she deserves She's something special or you wouldn't love her I'm just a page in your book kiss her lips and tell her you love her I'm done with caring about you I may be trying to be strong but it's better then showing you what you do to me I don't know if i can do this very long it's starting to get to me OK I want you to care about my feelings a little more than hers I want you to tell me that you love me I think that's what I deserve I'm through with trying to be with you just take her and forget about me that's what I want you to do OK mayb

Whats Ur Expeer Number
Your Expression Number is 11 You tend to be associated with idealistic concepts and spiritual issues. You have high potentials that are somewhat difficult to live up to. You have very strong intuition and you can be a bit psychic at times. Highly inspirational, you can lead merely by your own example. You have an inborn inner strength and awareness that helps you advise others. Although you have what it takes for a successful career, you belong outside the business world. Overly sensitive and temperamental, you tend to have a lot of nervous tension. You dream a lot, so much so that you may be more of a dreamer than a doer. Fantasy and reality tend to get intermingled for you, and that leads to impracticality. What's Your Expression Number?

Over The River..
Over the River Over the river and through the wood To Grandfather's house we go. The horse knows the way To carry the sleigh Through white and drifted snow. Over the river and through the wood -- Oh, how the wind does blow! It stings the toes And bites the nose, As over the ground we go. Over the river and through the wood To have a first-rate play. Hear the bells ring, Ting-a-ling-ling! Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day! Over the river and through the wood, Trot fast, my dapple gray! Spring over the ground Like a hunting hound, For this is Thanksgiving Day. Over the river and through the wood, And straight through the barnyard gate. We seem to go Extremely slow -- It is so hard to wait! Over the river and through the wood -- Now Grandmother's cap I spy! Hurrah for fun! Is the pudding done? Hurrah for the pumpkin pie!

Happy Thanksgiving
I JUST WANT TO TAKE A FEW MINEUTES TO SAY HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND HOPE ALL GOES GOOD FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU OUT THERE, JOHNJOHN SEND ME A MSG AN LET ME KNOW HOW YOUR TURKEY DAY WENT BEST WISHES CHERRIES LOTS OF LOVE JOHNJOHN!

Thanksgiving
So I had a pretty good Thanksgiving, ate a lot of course. Which brings me to my next point... I went to my other grandmother's house to visit and happened to look up at a picture she had of my brother and I. It was taken awhile ago, like when I was 16 and a size 1. It was a full body picture and I looked damn good if I do say so myself LoL. Needless to say, I am far from a size 1 now. I'm about a 7. I was a 3 in April, and then I just gained some weight. Now I know I am not fat or anything, but I would like to get back down to a 3 or a 5. It would just make me feel more comfortable. This is the biggest I've ever been in my life. I keep trying to do something about it, but after school and work the last thing I feel like doing is excersizing, and I have a hard time watching what I eat because I love food. But I do think I am going to try, but probably not til after the New Year. With Christmas and all the awesome food that comes with it, I know I won't be able to resist LoL. Hope

Ballerina
A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun-dress, walked into a bar in Dublin Ireland. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy, armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the Ballerina a drink." The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy arm-pit, and asked again, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the Ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the Ballerina?" The drunk replied, "Any woman

Supporting American Troops
The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war. My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my son to go stand in our front living room window. He said "Son, stand there and tell me what you see?" "I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses." he replied. "OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the United States of America and you are President Bush." Our son giggled and said "OK." "Now son, I want you to look out t the window and pretend that every house and yard on this block is a different country" my husband said. "OK Dad, I'm pretending." "Now I want you to stand there and look out the window and pretend you see Saddam come out of his house with his wife, he has her by the hair and is

To All My Friends
be come a fan if you are not alread I will return that favor plase rate my photos and I will do yours as wel and plase rate my sash I am trying to find other ways to get point if you have any sugestion or know please tell me I was reading out to get more point and ther is not much there to help out on but I would love to know hot to make more points

Tomorrows The Big Day
Tomorrow is the big day and i know that alot of my friends are wanting to see lots of pics soooo unfortunatley I wont be able to post many cause if I take all my other pics off here i cant put them back. My Pc is not up and running sooo...but I will post pics of the beautiful day. but however it probably wont be until Monday. I am even gonna try and ,make a video with the pics fromt he wedding. So keep looking and I will have them posted as soon as I can. Love to you all and Thank you for all your thoughts and prayers for rays health and our Love and Happiness together... Cindy

Any Budding Film Makers?
Any budding film makers out there looking to get into music video? This could be 100% computer generated or animation...as long as its good I dont care. If you are and would like the challenge of creating a music video for one of my tracks....something just a little bit different.....let me know. I cant afford to pay but would get your video onto my many web pages giving valuable exposure to your work..... Go to my myspace page to listen to my style:- www.myspace.com/dwhitenoise www.myspace.com/memood Message me if your interested. Cheers, Dave D-White Noise Me Mood

Taking Time
im taking a break for awhile i belive i have some wonderful friend and i love them all but i have had a few disapointments here as well so i belive i should take some time and clear my head dont forget me leave me love and keep me close ...the ones who have my cell number use it ok xoxox mesha

Belladonna
To everyone pissed off that Belladonna wont reply or talk to them, look at how many friends she has, it would take forever to reply to everyone, shes got a life and a job and a family! Shes a busy girl!! Just be glad your in her friends!!! If she gets a chance, she just might get back to ya. Dont pressure her or try to make her feel bad for not getting back to U!!~~~Jay

What Planet Should You Rule
You Should Rule Venus Venus is a mysterious, stormy planet - shrouded in a thick layer of clouds. You are perfect to rule Venus, because you are quite emotional and volatile yourself. Your emotions change as rapidly as the weather on Venus, and both you and the planet are incomprehensible to others. While you are not a logical thinker, you are quite empathetic. You can care for and understand others, but your emotions swirl too quickly to truly understand yourself. What Planet Should You Rule?

This About Describes Life
Life is a prison, Oh God let me out. No one to listen, To hear when you shout. Climb the walls of insanity, Ride the waves of despair. If you fall it don't matter, There's no one to care. Used to wish for a window, To see birds, trees and sky, But you're better without one - Stops you aiming too high. Watching freedom is painful, For those locked away. Seeing joy, love and happiness, Another price that you pay. Strong is good, weak is bad. Be it false, be it true. Your mind makes the choice, And enforces it too. Cell walls built by society, With rules to adhere. If you breach the acceptable, You had better beware. Hide the pain, carry on, Routine is the key. Don't let on that you're not, What you're pretending to be. Lock it all up inside you, How badly that bodes. Look out for that one day, When it all just explodes. Leaving naught but a shell, Base functionality too. But killing all else, That was uniquely you. So how do you grow,

I Made It
I made it through the day after thanksgiving sale *Shudders*. Now all I have to do is make it through the actual month of December and I survived the hoiday rush once again. These peope are crazy. I can't believe the things people will do for the dang bratz dolls. Ok I can believe it I just don't understand it. I don't think that umm Santa should promise it if Santa can't deliver. So to all you Santa's out there do not tell the children they will have one if you are unsure if you'll get one or not. Then you won't have to come to the store and get all pissy with the associate if for some reason they don't have anymore. That goes for all toys and games. Now that that is covered I'm going to go roam the net and check out all my friends through out my sites. Love Stace

Celt Sign
You Are A Weeping Willow Tree You are a dreamer, and you're into almost any kind of escapism. Restless and capricious, you love to travel to exotic places. You are easily influenced by others, as long as they don't pressure you. You tend to suffer in love until you find that one loyal, steadfast partner. An empathetic friend, you love to make others smile and laugh. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Erotic Poem - Baptism
Baptism I want to see you, smell you, touch you, feel you slide into my warm embrace; Worship at your temple, Suckle the nectars that flow from your alter, Baptized in your total Surrender - by Autumn Seave

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Think Of A Soldier
Think of a soldier, any one Do you know what he has done Saved some lives, ended some too Didnt know what else to do The enemy shoots, you shoot back Add the body to the stack There is blood, there is gore Guess thats why they call it war Imagine this, just for a minute Something is wrong, you just cant pin it Suddenly, you hear some blasts Now you know you must act fast You ask your sergeant what to do He says, We must fall back, we are too few Your heart starts pumping, you are getting scared You ask, fall back, but to where? You hear, To the west, about a mile away I need you to do just as I say Over the noise you cant hear him speak This situation seems much too bleak Thats it, you snap, you panic, you run Just one mile, then Ill be done You head out the door, and down the street Youve got speed that cant be beat Your steps get quicker with every blast Youve got to get to safety, and fast There it is,

A Note Of The New Ones
The new poems say "you" at times, just want to note that you is an annon, a ghost of a ghost, someone past who doesn't exist for the sake of my poetry, anyone and everyone, this is just me and not me writing for the pain of someone else, again, I hope "you" enjoy

Gah.
No more hospitals for me. Nope nope nope. I hate them more than anything. Miserable nurses who dont want to do there jobs. And idiotic people with there heads up there asses PRETENDING to work. Blah atleast when i work i do my fucking job. I hate incompetant people. They should be shot. Seriously. Fucking roar. I feel a little better. My fevers completely broke now. Still a little stomach pain but thatll all be over with soon. I can sorta swallow. And i keep thinking today is monday. Im not sure why. But i do. Its like wait no its not monday its sunday. And i should know that cause they're watching football in my living room. I know i havent been on much, and probably wont be for a while. And for that im sorry. Ill read all 216 messages and reply when i get 3 mins. And As for blogs and bulletins, ill get there day to day. Oh and for the record imh.imh.imh. For real < 3 Icon of the day ♥ Always I gotta wrap christmas presents. But im waiting till we get the

Take A Breath
Take a breath and close your eyes, Imagine the truth behind those lies. They all tell you the same things, You can never grow your wings. Here in the darkness you wait, Feeling nothing but your hate. Soon they will all see, What they thought could never be. Slowly in the blackest of nights, You will soar the greatest heights. Through the trees and the sky, They will see how they made you cry. Soaring high above the rest, You thought you were blessed. As night rips away the light, You try to take flight. This hell you have fallen to, Evil within only grew. With the Demon inside of you, You knew it had to be true. The flames cover your body, And your soul is embodied. With no bliss, Or any good-night kiss. +YourMidnightSecret+

"anonymous Voices"
We sit in a room... So dark and small... Waiting for ... A 911 call... We listen to your voice... And hear your pain... We want to help.... Although at times it seems to be in vain... Our job isn't glamorous... It isn't for all... We're there to help... When you make that call... There's crying... And screaming.... And small voices in pain... That breaks our hearts.... But in that there's no shame.... To hear a small child..... Scared because mom isn't home.... Or the voice of an old woman.... Who's husband just moans..... We don't ask for fanfare.... Or even a cheer..... It's enough to know.... That help is finally near..... Our job is to help..... To make you feel safe.... To make those long moments... Go quickly as they came.... And at the end of the day...... When we can shut off our fears.... We get in our cars..... And shed a few tears.... Because the next day we'll be back.... In a room dark and small.... Waiting for.... A 911

~crazy Is Me~
~Crazy is Me~ The silent screams I hear each night Make me cry, want to fight. It effects my heart and my soul I feel that I might lose control. How can I remain totally sane when these voices are screaming out my name? How can I stop it, How do I say "Make all these voices just go AWAY!" I am losing my sanity straight losing my mind. Not willing to except what people could find. Maybe it sounds crazy But you will soon see I am not crazy...For crazy is ME! XX Ariel

Church Bulletins
“Church Bulletins” The following are taken from actual church bulletins across the country... The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The Outreach Committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Evening Massage - 6 PM The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession. Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. Ushers will eat latecomers. The third verses of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the congregation. The pastor will preach his farewell mess

Careful Now
Watch carefully World could come together Shifting cosmically Touching light as a feather Yet causing pain Of a great design A fever in my brain Destroying any shrine Worlds touching Bouncing off each other Causing an awful sting Never leaving time for another Concentrate can’t let it happen Don’t let your worlds collide It will leave your will misshapen Just remember how you tried Worlds collide Lives could end Surcease provide Lives will mend

“panties”
“Panties” Panties - Insane Clown Posse Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties pull your panties Pull your panties to the side We in the limo drunk In the back so let me hit from the back We in the limo drunk In the back so let me hit from the back Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties pull your panties Pull your panties to the side We in the limo drunk In the back so let me hit from the back We in the limo drunk In the back so let me hit from the back Pull them to the left! Pull them to the right! Put that leg over there! And this one over here! Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties pull your panties Pull your panties to the side In the girls bathroom and fucking hoes In the girls bathroom and fucking hoes Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties pull your panti

The Long Goodbye
The scarlet visions of your lucid dreams Create a pathway from this grey, urban reality Remembering how the relationship was meant to be Because when your heart filled with love it had turned to destiny Shadows now cross through the light of your relationship's past How can you portray your love when the other soul has become distant and cold? You wonder how it has come to this, as for the first time you begin to feel lost The dream is beginning to fade before your eyes as you begin to wonder why Your dark eyes that still shine bright betray the hurt that you feel inside All the ideals you had of being together are now overshadowed by the power of goodbye You stand there and fight for a love that you believe is right To try and bridge the space that lies between you this time You hold onto your mobile phone waiting for him to call But it lies dormant as you hold out against the impending emotional fall There are some things that love cannot change like the fat

No More
Never Again Video - Nickelback lyricsNickelback Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts i have decided to post this blog because i have gone through the same thing w/ my baby's father and this song is exactally how i feel about it! a woman shouldn't have to go through something like this ever! and unfortunately i did for too long!! if u or someone u know is going through this, either get the hell outta the line of fire or get them outta it!!! it got so bad that i thought that he might have ended up killing me! all i thought about at that time was my daughter at home and the one on the way, the things that i care most about and not ever being able to see them again!!! i'm just glad i got away!!! if i had waited any longer i might not have!!!

Finally!!
finally I can say that I am truely happy. I have a boyfriend who actually cares about me. I am with him alot. Alot of people that have met him like him. And! he's the first guy that I HAVENT met online. its refreshing because all the guys I've dated from the net have turned out to be bad. and the relationships ended pretty harsh. Although I am friends with my exfiancee. I can say I am happy that my ex broke up with me.

Repost If U Like
Body: KISS-OR-PASS There is at least one person on your Lostcherry list that wants to kiss the hell out of you. So lets play the kissin game. The rules are simple... if you want to kiss the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Id definately kiss you"! YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your LostCherry list that wants to do u so repost this as kiss or pass

Fixing Your Private Folders
FYI:::::: In case you are having problems getting into someone's folders, or are receiving complaints suddenly that folks aren't able to get into your private folders all of the sudden...... Chrissy, aka ctexastornado@ CherryTAP has got the solution about suddenly everyone being locked out of the private folders... See her bulletin -- How to Fix Private Folders Thank you, Chrissy! Kat

Weird Isn't It? All Of My Friends Must See This Blog!
Ralphie Parker - Age 9 from "The Christmas Story" Tracey Russell (me) - Age 9 (1992) from Petersburg, IN Alright, I was looking through my old pictures today and I came across an older school picture from November 14, 1992 and guess what immediately came to mind? RALPHIE PARKER from "The Christmas Story"! Did I not look EXACTLY like him with the GLASSES AND ALL?! The sad part is I always wanted a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas just as Ralphie AND I was always picked on at that time...just as little Ralphie was. I just HAD to scan this picture and bring out the 'ol Photoshop to show you guys...it's amazing at how much I resembled him and how much we were alike (even in character!). I MUST get some comments on this...it's too crazy to pass up guys!!!! Come on...you know you wanna....it's even the Holiday Season for goodness sakes!!

What Do I Do Fellow Friends?...
Alright, here's the thing...as a guy when you're in a relationship you tend to worry about certain things. You fear that another guy could be trying to move in on the one you love so dearly...taking her away from you in a single instant even if that's not the case. This very problem is called "jealousy". Jealousy jeal?ous?y [jel-uh-see] 1. jealous resentment against a rival, a person enjoying success or advantage, etc., or against another's success or advantage itself. 2. mental uneasiness from suspicion or fear of rivalry, unfaithfulness, etc., as in love or aims. 3. vigilance in maintaining or guarding something. 4. a jealous feeling, disposition, state, or mood. Great, now that we've got the definition down...here's the problem. I'm currently suffering from the #2 meaning of "jealousy". Is it my fault? No...I've been trying to overcome it myself, but it doesn't seem to work. Lately I've been doing some searching onli

:]
Hello everyone!! I'm so bored. Nothing new is going on in my life but my little girl is 1. I can;t believe how quickly it went. Second of all I'm stoked! Soon I'm going to Wisconson to meet Jenner and Keeva. It's going to be a blast with tons of pics!! Anyways I'm so excited hopefully it comes super quickly. ¢¾

This Is A New Thing For Me
so i visited a friend today and she filled me in on this site. I was like cool i have to check it out...because to tell you the truth you can only do so much on myspace. so i decided hell i'll give it a try...so here i am writing this to everyone that is interested in reading this. and i am kind of ne to this so any tips would be appreciated...thank you all!

13 Signs That You Are Sprung
13 signs of being sprung [.Thirteen]:WHEN YOUR ON tHE PHONE WitH tHEM lAtE At NiGHt AND tHEY HANG UP,, BUt YOU MiSS tHEM AlREADY WHEN itS JUSt tWO MiNUtES AGO. [.tWElVE.]: YOU READ tHEiR tEXtS OVER AND OVER AGAiN. [.ElEVEN.]: YOU WAlK REAllY SlOW WHEN YOU'RE WitH tHEM [.tEN.]: YOU FEEl SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE WitH tHEM. [.NiNE.]: WHEN YOU tHiNK ABOUt tHEM, YOUR HEARt BEAtS FAStER AND SlOWER At tHE SAME tiME [.EiGHt.]: YOU SMilE WHEN YOU HEAR tHEiR VOiCE. [.SEVEN.]: WHEN YOU lOOK At tHEM, YOU CAN't SEE tHE OtHER PEOPlE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE iS HiM//HER. [.SiX.]: YOU StARt liStENiNG tO SlOW SONGS, WHilE tHiNKiNG OF tHEM [.FiVE.]: tHEY'RE All YOU tHiNK ABOUt. [.FOUR.]: YOU GEt HiGH JUSt FROM tHEiR SENt. [.tHREE.]: YOU REliAZE tHAt YOU'RE AlWAYS SMiliNG tO YOURSElF WHEN YOU tHiNK ABOUt tHEM. [.tWO.]: YOU WOUlD DO ANYtHiNG FOR tHEM, OR ANYtHiNG tO SEE tHEM. [.ONE.]: WHilE READiNG tHiS, tHERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MiND tHE WHOlE tiME...

Stuff In Xian
16th Apr 2006 1:41 AM Alright guys, been a while in xi'an now. Nice city, alot less busy than Beijing and much easier to get around. also a lot smaller which means walking around is easy enough. some alright people in the hostel here, most are either old boring or old and boring. or abunch of crazy mexicans who seem to like starting fights in nightclubs. after a disappointing night out at a bar (people seemed to be doing shots of hot water!! steady on), i was wondereing around by mysellf trying to fnd something to do. passed a few punks and asked if there was anything to do and thye said no, but would call me next time a good show was on (abit useless as i leave on tuesday). and ended up in the hostel bar drinking with some other british guys form london and a french and finnish blokes. talking shit and arguuing with a mental dribiling very racist guy form tazmania. about 50 whoi had a 20 year old chinese girlfriend. (cant remember too much form the evening but got a note m

Back In Hong Kong
7th May 2006 1:42 AM as i write this i have just finished seeing my 4 gig in a row and have now seen 9 differennt bands since i have been here and through a strange series of coicidences half of them have already bought me drinks and im on first name terms with them. Last days in yangshou were interesting, went rock climbing however im sure the weather is plotting to kill me, everytime i do anything dangerous it decides to go all troical stormy on my ass. did alright but had one nasty fall where my spine was hrridly introduced to the rcks on the ground (im fine though guys, i feel your concern) had a terribly stressful last evening, we were getting the ngiht bus to HK and were told when we booked it to wait in a hottwl lobby at set time. we got there early and waited...and waited...and waited........nothing happens, we had already checked out and due to the May holidays for the chinese rooms where very scarce, had to peg it to the trael office at 10 at night and hope we could

Queen Contest
A good friend of mine is holding the 4th Queen contest and could use some more ladies to enter! Just send him a message and let him know what pic to rip! Starts December 5th at 1pm Pacific time and ends December 8th at 1pm Pacific time. The contest is based on comments. TAZMAN~FAMILY Head of the Rednecks of C.T.@ CherryTAP

Havent Done One In A While
ok so im home from work and man it is colder than a witch's titty out there tonight DAYUM, so as per the usual request at this time, who wants to come rub my feet..... I can make it worth your while in the morning *wink*

On Line Love..not Really Real....
I was extremely frustrated this morning, when I wrote the previous blog. I did not mean to offend any of my friends, as "he" knows who "he" is...thats why he delibretly does not come here to my page...He is in my Family..any of you who have talked to me before, or have been around me for a while, will know who Im talking about... It was really sad that I had to write that..but oh well, such is life...Ill get over it..Im a big girl...(wish I could say the same for him)I could get really nasty and say EXACTLY what I think...But Ill be good..this site seems to be his LIFE....LOL I am very disappointed...to say the least..But thats ok, and yes I meant what I said, I really wont be on here much... Its unfortunate that people will tell you things..it seems for no reason...there is no personal gain on here (except of course pleasure from someone elses pain) which I find to be very sick and twisted, not to mention immature as hell..but thats a young mind I guess...Go figure!!!! Hop

Need Sex?
The Sex Fairy This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. That's why I didn't want to take any chances with this one! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well being. 6. The more sex you have, the m

Amazed
to know that ive had my emotions crushed six months ago, and led to beleive that a chance to try agin now is shattered over something that had nothing to do with this person. sickly this person screened my comments to someone at thought it had to do with them. so instead of asking, they got all bent out of shape over something that was not even about that person. i tire of the ilracional behavior, and y do i feel bad for something i didnt say. whatever, i guess now i know that the chance is over, and now the book is closed. not ment to be, and not sure if thats how it was going to be that i want it. maybe a day will come and hand out my forgiveness to them, for now u know who u r, and its ur move.

Leaving For A Bit.
Hey all. I have to leave for the next week and a 1/2 for sum training for the new job. So, I'm not gonna be around for a bit. Don't think I'm ignoring any of ya. I will try to get all caught back up when I get back or maybe while I'm gone if I can get sum internet access. lol. Anyways, I hope ya all have a great day. Be safe, have fun and happy holidays and all that stuff. :D

Darkness
Oh night whom my heart despises Why raise your hand in jealous spite? Who called you in to deliver Take back your message of defiance Your hate overtakes me as I grow cold The wonderness drives me mad This life is nothing I will beat the night With the light in my heart That still shines within Nothing there grows old. Except thy presence which i despise. The moon casts shadows Across this desolate place. My heart turns away from lust. The man I once knew now grows cold. None have forseen this, None could have stopped, None except you, The one everyone loves. You have tried me many times before. Each casting me farther from your grasp Your love is torture to endure. You play with my heart Like a cat with a mouse. You're the cruelest of them all. You're the one who is demonic. Tears fall, fists raise I look around and all is black. I look to the earth and see your name. My voice rises in anger My fist flies through the air Hitting nothing. My heart is

Wow... An Actual Blog?!?
I've decided to make an actual blog. This, my friends, is an actual blog, written by me... Shephard. I hope you enjoy. I have just been up ALL night, again.. and decided to look at my own pictures. It would appear that I do not have many people leaving comments and/or even viewing my pics. This has me rather concerned for my pics... I have a few that are feeling extremely left out. For example, my artillery crest... currently the picture representing 'yours truly'... As well as both of my Family Crests... Are there no Acadiens on this damn site????? (no offense to my beloved Cajuns, i love yaz well, but I would also like to see some family closer to home lol) Anyways, if anyone actually reads this, heres the msgs i would like to get out: I do not really care about user comments if they're simply saying "giving you some love" or "have a nice day" or anything like that... they're appreciated, and reviewed, but only faintly, as there is little or no thought to em. I love personal

The Toy Story
Another one of my brilliant ideas. There is an adult toy store that I like to shop at about an hour from where I live. They have the best selection and the best prices. Normally, I just stop by there if I happen to be in the neighborhood. Well I have been looking for a particular item, so today instead of driving there, I decide to call. The guy answers the phone and I proceed to ask if they carry the item I "need". He needs me to describe it to him, so of course I do. Mind you, I know exactly who I am talking to because he said his name when he answered the phone and he is the one that is normally working when I go. Anywho.....I am in the process of describing my item to him and he starts asking more questions. Making strange noises. I'm like....ummm...hello? He starts laughing. I start laughing. He tells me he loves the way I am describing this to him. He has one in stock, but only one. He will hold it for me BUT I need to come get it now. I explain that I am an hour

Untitled
...endless thoughts smashing through insanity that comes from you and I break my heart again my own worst best friend throwing things away nothing good to say and the days long and weary lonely and leave me feeling down kicked around and beaten. But then again I am a new man changed in better ways honesty a mainstay and I have it all that I need and now I see there is always an answer out there waiting for the right time to show you the light that you need to feed your soul and help you grow. Lets walk that Path together...

I Want To Go Back
I want to go back To a time long ago when things moved slow Before, we raced to our grave Long before, we had a microwave You wave at everyone you know We listened to music on A.M. radio We took our dates to a drive in Hopped in the back after the movie begin We waited all year for the holiday's For the snow to fall, to take out our sleighs The first virgin snow to fall on a winter's ground I can still see it in my mind falling without a sound We hold these thoughts so close in our memory Of how simple life used to be. We try and vision what will be Try as we might, still can't see Will, my day become a memory in a year or two. Only Tomorrow know's, it holds the clue. Yesterday is history, and tomorrow is a mystery. It's better not to ponder over the past, nor long for what's to be. The future is not promised to you nor to me. Maybe, it's by grasping each minute of the day, lingering slowly, before they pass away. The days of our past and the days

12 Steps For The Web
A Twelve Step Program for the Web 1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3. I will get dressed before noon. 4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash the dog, get the kids off to school, and all before even thinking of the Web. 5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived. 6. I will call someone on the phone that I cannot contact via the Web. 7. I will read a book...if I still remember how. 8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web. 9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. 10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it's necessary or not. 11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too b

A Prayer
"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen." Happy Holiday's to all! God Bless!

Back From My Photoshoot
I got lots of good stuff done this week. Kinda tired but wanted to stop in and tell u had a good trip to my friend belles house. you can check out my two updates this week http://www.southern-charms4.com/lorie I got some good gurdle, pantyhose,sexy maide, watch me tanning and getting off.lots of sexy tight dresses to nothing at all.smooches.. Lorie

The Secret
I know many people already know about "The Secret" As a spiritual student I think its an excellent tool for anyone to use and to learn from. There are many teachings on the subject of "The Law Of Attraction" and this is another one. One of them is eventually going to give you that OMG moment when that light blub goes off. There are many avenues, of learning, teachings and exploring and adding to what you already know. Always keep an open mind and explore and learn all you can. Messages are given in all kinds of forms so one day we finally get it. When the student is ready the teacher will come! The Secret"> just sharing what I receive!

I'm Back!
Well I had a pretty decent nap, once my phone stopped ringing lol. Everytime I thought I was safe to fall asleep and fell asleep...*ring ring*....Ahh well...I'm back...and I feel soooooooooooooooo much better. I'm still kinda cold..It was nice n warm in my bed...I'm almost tempted to go back....but I don't want to. Buried at PhotoCasket.com

Just More Of My Soul
It's early in the morning ,your time of the day. As it rains outside, I hear the echo in my soul. As if the world outside was intune with my insides. It's that time of the year,the time you loved so. As the rain falls, the brids sings. As if they knew what was on my mind. You were the summer brid of my life. Now as if the world was laughing at me. The rain that I love,the brids song that soothed my soul. They all seem empty and worthless to me now. I wish I know how to stop the death in my soul. As it slips from my mind,just like dream that has ended. As I wonder what it was that I had dreamed, the answer does not come. So as I sit here listening to the rain ,my soul go's on dieing. I wish that I could leave this death behiden ,even for a few hours. But at last the gods laugh at me,for even in sleep the death remains. It is as if Death himself, has sweeped me to him. Always close to him ,he keeps my leash tight. I wish he would cu

Cool
What Kind of Angel are you? ANGEL OF NIGHTMARESYou can control dreams of mortal...you feed from the power of dreams, you're not evil..you just are lonelyTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code lol ANGEL OF NIGHTMARES You can control dreams of mortal...you feed from the power of dreams, you're not evil..you just are lonely.

Internet Lessons
The first thing Bill saw as he walked in the kitchen door was a spike-heeled shoe in the middle of the stairs to the living room. Dropping his briefcase and keys on the counter, he walked farther into the room and spied the other shoe at the top of the stairs. Wondering why his neat-freak girlfriend had left behind what - for her - could be considered a mess, he ignored his rumbling stomach and started up the stairs. In the living room, he found a red silk blouse hanging off the back of his Laz-E-Boy, and then a pair of sheer black pantyhose trailing down the stairs that led up to the bedroom. Intrigued, he followed the "trail", discovering a black skirt on the landing and a lacy bra hanging off the bedroom doorknob. From the bedroom came the faint scent of patchouli. The shades were drawn, the bed was piled with pillows, and there were several candles lit and scattered about the room. The bathroom door was shut. A bottle of wine and glasses sat on the nightstand. Puzzle

For J
Standing at a crossroad afraid unsure what to do wanting to move forward love: is it enough there are no guarentees change or stay the same its all up to thee looking at her face you feel no shame you move forward then everthing changes hope flies out the widow depression, here to stay she calls out your name moving on forgeting the past wishing for her to come back and stay unsure chances heartbreak and joy vows of forever this is your chance just take it and enjoy everything and nothing that's the promise of living

My Bargin With God At Age 9
I had this pet rat named Jarvis who I loved a lot, he was a really cool rat, as far as rats are concerned, white albino with those cute little red buggy eyes! My grandpa Harris, who thought that he was just suffering another bough with angina, refused to go to the hospital! Just a little background info to build my story! On morning I happened to look in Jarvis' cage and he had blood running out his nose, I ran downstairs to my mommy (what I called her at nine lol) "mommy Jarvis has a bloody nose, whats wrong with him?" Two seconds later the phone rang it was Grandma, Gramps had had a massive heart attack and was in the hospital! Mom told me to cally daddy, and daddy would take Jarvis to the vet, but we had to hurry and go to Auburn, because nobody knew what was going on with gramps! That was the longest hour drive in my life, but when we got there, grandpa was fine he was messing with the nurses and even doing a dance for Jodie and I in his briefs and hospital gown! I think to make

The Importance Of The Moment
There is no time like the present! You've heard that before, I'm sure. There is no time but this time. There is no moment but this moment. "Now" is all there is... "Yesterday" and "tomorrow" are fragments of your imagination. Constructions of your mind. Nonexistent in Ultimate Reality. Everything that ever happened, is happening, and ever will happen, is happening right now.

I Took A Personality Test An This Is The Out Come
INFP General Imagine a deep lush valley, caressed by flowers and trees that eternally blossom, inhabited by animals that serve as gentle companions and by people who spend their days loving, creating, and selflessly serving humanity. This is the world of the rare (only about 3 percent of the population) Idealistic Philosopher: the person who is forever striving to live in a perfect world where love and harmony abound. INFP when in love As an idealistic Philosopher, you believe that love requires a profound emotional and spiritual connection. You may also believe that, to attain this desired state, you will have to endure a great deal of pain and sacrifice. Yet all the suffering will be worth it once you find your perfect love. When that blessed day comes, you will be a complete person, as you and your partner will work together to make the world a better place. In the beginning of a relationship, you tend to idealize your mate as the greatest person in the world; you'd easily g

Funny..
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f****d?" The fellow said "No" She said "You will be when the tide comes in"

The Subtle Wind
When you drift away into the evening mist, Where do you go? While you pass on, your air has gone And I don't see you, I can't feel you in the breeze, Don't hear you through the trees. Someone said they saw you by the river, Wading through the ripples, like the tide. Someone said they saw you, I fear someone lied, For you don't wade, you slide And as you fade, you glide. This is just to tell you I don't need you any more. I won't pass by your doorway like a ghost, You'll no longer be the one I loved the most, But I won't say I'm completely free, That wouldn't be like me. It was a frosty morning, Maybe half-past-eight. I walked a little slow and cold, Perhaps a little late. I stared into the moon, Yes! I could just taste fate, As the subtle wind howled out, "You'll just have to wait".

My Man
I've been through so much and didnt think i could love again.. Then comes along A Great Man that stole My Heart without Me knowing it... He showed me how to Love again.. And for that I Owe him so much.. I could never repay Him!!!!! I'm just glad that he loves me as much as i love him... We will be Married in the next year if everthing goes as planned!!!!

Every Little Thing
Let me in to see you in the morning light to get me on and all along the tears they come see all come I want you to believe in life but I get the strangest feeling that you've gone away will you find out who you are too late to change? I wish I could be every little thing you wanted all the time I wish I could be every little thing you wanted all the time but some times... lift me up just lift me up don't make a sound and let me hold you up before you hit the Ground see all come you say your all right but I get the strangest feeling that you've gone away- you've gone away and will you find out who you are too late to change? I wish I could be every little thing you wanted all the time I wish I could be every little thing you wanted all the time but some times... Don't give me up don't give me up tonight or soon nothing will be right at all salvation will you find out who you are too late to change? I wish I could be every little thing you w

This Year's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on . "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said . The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize? The man replied," "These are Carols."

Classic Beauty Contest Prizes (deadline This Wednesday)
First Place: Diamond Ring, Diamond Earings,Dozen Roses, And A Romantic Dinner Second Place: Diamond Ring, And A Dozen Roses Third Place: Diamond Earings, And A dozen roses Keep voting for your favorites!!! ********************************************************** My friend Big Daddy T@ CherryTAP has initiated a CLASSIC BEAUTY CONTEST from Noon (EST) Wednesday, December 6th, 2006, until Noon (EST) a week from now on December 13th, 2006. That was something that my now deceased husband always told me that I was -- besides being his rennaissance woman. :) Today, he listed out the prizes above as a reminder for the incentives. Certainly would be nice to get one of those prizes!!! :D Please stop by and post some comments on my behalf at Click here to go to the contest! The most comments win.... Thanks, in advance... Kat Your Smiling Face (Live) Video - James Taylor lyricsJames Taylor Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts

Mask
She looked at herself in the mirror and made different faces until she felt that she had found the right one. The one that would show nothing of her. The one that others wanted and expected to see. This was her life. Practiced in front of a mirror. Yet it wasn't her. Everday she asked herself "Why me? Why do I have to tolerate this horrible existence?" Life had been hard since she was a girl and people knew this, yet no one knew.... Suddenly she sharply examined the mask and she began to see cracks. Her facade was falling. Everything rushed in at once. The pain in her mind, her heart, her soul, was unbearable. She grabbed her head and tried to make it stop but more was coming. She fumbled in the medicine cabinet and found a razor. "Why did she have to resort to this? Why?" Very fast and urgently she began cutting her legs, but the blood just wasnt coming fast enough.There was still so much pain. So she slashed on her arms and finally her wrists. She knew there the blood would flow fast

New Drugs For Women
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. MENICILLIN Potent a nti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. " BUYAGRA Inj

Sick Soldiers
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"

Heavenly Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married this couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. In conversation while waiting they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone ever asked. "Let me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sits for a couple of months and in conversation they begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work out?, " they wonder, "Are we stuck together forever?" St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, " you can get married in Heaven." "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "Whats wrong?" exclaims the fri

If I Was A Card Board Cutt Out
I belong to a great family of Aunts. Both my father and mother had only sisters to share with us. Two each. The four women are all different in their ways, from appetite to style, from humor to humility. But one thing they all have in common is that they all suffer from "favorite aunt" syndrome. And I don't use suffer lightly. Every time I go home, there seems to be some small kitchen sized war waged from one aunt on another about whom I love more, vice versa, and which aunt will get the honor of house-sitting next time I hit the road. The judging is determined by the Aunt force itself as they factor in which one of us remembered who's birthday and who received what, from fruit cake to phone calls, who keeps up with the websites and who knows the songs better, who changed who's diapers and who remembers the names of ex-girlfriends, etc. I remain quiet and let them duke it out as I myself judge the event always scoring it a tie. Maybe that's the problem in the kitchen. Everyone is forev

Freak-in-bed Test I Got A 63
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITTARIUS 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF T

Which One Are You
You Are Prancer You are the perfect reindeer, with perfect hooves and perfect flying form. Why You're Naughty: Because you're Santa's pet, and you won't let anyone show you up. Why You're Nice: You have the softest fur and the sweetest carrot breath. Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

I Answered These...now Its Ur Turn
Do you like it rough or sensual? I prefer sensual….i want the satification of being in love with someone and having sensual sex is the most important thing to me Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? Opposite sex duh, never with another guy. How often do you like to have sex? Once a day good enough maybe more if im in the mood... and of course if she is in the mood. Is sex a top priority for you? Not at all. I would rather be in a love relationship then a relationship that was just full of sex. Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Most of the times, but not all of time. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? Haven't had a chance to do that yet. How do you feel about one night stands? Hasn't happened yet. How many one night stands have you had? None, and I hope it stays that away. (for a while at least) What's your favorite position? Ummm me on top Where's your favo

Empty Nest Or Menopause?
just had two kids leave in april now holidays am not very happy though am qiute depressed,and many ups and downs. have to call miles away just to get a laugh,but that really dont last long. hubby about to trough me to the wolfs.not his fault though i yell and scream lots , he just goes to polebarn and leaves me to my ranting. i ask is it fair to be going trough this all at once? they say life not fair, guess they are right. so to anyone who hasnt reached this stage yet beware of the shifting moods you really dont know when they are going to attack you. so just smile and think to self hope tomarrow will be better. oh to try to seprate empty nest and memopause because i cannot difine the difference. well enough ranting hope you injoy the info, because you really dont want people to really think you are crazy now do we.

Puppy Chow Diet
I was buying a large bag of Purina puppy chow at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry but that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, black guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I

Your Prerception
Life through a Pit Bull’s Eyes You breed me to be strong, Now you think you were wrong. I am man's best friend, Now you want me to meet my end. I live to protect the ones that I love, I'm the best of my breed a step above. I'm as good as you raise me to be, I was not born evil can't you see. I come in different shapes, sizes, and colors, I'm here to serve my master just like all the others. My master loves me as if one of their own, When I walk by there side or fetch a bone. Here is a little history about my kind, Always keep these facts in the back of your mind. I lived in the white house with a President named Teddy, During the 1st World War, I was an American symbol can’t you see. Sgt. Stubby was the most decorated war dog and this is no lie. I even lived with the little Rascles once upon a time, I’ve lived with the brightest man ever known, Thomas Edison he created the light bulb, Now that I’ve given you some history about my kind, Let me get back to what’s

Drivers License Tells All--thanks Jaymz
Drivers License Tells All A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. Mommy, how old is you the little girl asked? Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, the mother replied. It's not polite. OK, the little girl said. How much do you weigh? Now really, the mother says, those are personal questions and are really none of your business. Undaunted, the little girl asked. Why did you and Daddy get a divorce? That is enough questions, young lady, honestly! The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. My Mom won't tell me anything about herself, the little girl said to her friend. Well, says the friend, all you need to do is look at her driver’s license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it. Later that night the little girl said to her mother, I know how old you are, you are 32. The mother is surprised and asked, how did you find that out? I also know that you weigh 140 pounds. The mother is past surpr

It Seems Everything Is Grey And There's No Color To Behold
corridors walk the empty halls shattered dreams these empty frames pictures of my life broken hopes scattered among the debris can i overcome this face these obsticles clear a new path through this place the corridors of my mind. by john m

Poetry
My weight arrives double-fold One in bloat and one on hold The day a mirror comes face to face Brings to an end my leather and lace With nothing on but a cheeto ring Around my mouth like spackling It was at that moment I realized 7, 8, youre super size Start to wait at the end of the line Ill wait a few minutes hate wasting my time I tap my feet and twiddle my thumbs Impatient and desperate I have become I fall on my bed with phone in hand Please answer soon I beg pizza man Pick up or delivery my god is it true After all this waiting I finally got through I want a large pizza and a order of wings And before I forget 1 onion ring So tomorrow my diet I will start once more But today down my throat this food I will pore

1375 Friends...394 Fans???
PLEASE IF YOUR ON MY FRIENDS LIST COME ON BY AND CHECK TO SEE IF YOU HAVE FANNED ME...IF YOU HAVE NOT PLEASE BE SURE TO :) THANK YOU I Wanna Sit On Santa's Lap & Tell Him My Naughty Thoughts....Who Wants 2 Play Santa With Me?@ CherryTAP I ALSO PUT THIS IN A BULLI :)

Nightmare Before Christmas Original Poem
Nightmare Before Christmas original poem It was late one fall in Halloweenland, and the air had quite a chill. Against the moon a skeleton sat, alone upon a hill. He was tall and thin with a bat bow tie; Jack Skellington was his name. He was tired and bored in Halloweenland "I'm sick of the scaring, the terror, the fright. I'm tired of being something that goes bump in the night. I'm bored with leering my horrible glances, And my feet hurt from dancing those skeleton dances. I don't like graveyards, and I need something new. There must be more to life than just yelling, 'Boo!'" Then out from a grave, with a curl and a twist, Came a whimpering, whining, spectral mist. It was a little ghost dog, with a faint little bark, And a jack-o'-lantern nose that glowed in the dark. It was Jack's dog, Zero, the best friend he had, But Jack hardly noticed, which made Zero sad. All that night and through the next day, Jack wandered and walked. He was filled with dismay.

Turnabout
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorne

Save The Wolves Foundation
Of all the animal spirits, the wolf is probably the most misunderstood, feared and hated. Tales of evil and terror regarding them have been around for centuries, and yet there has never been any documented or confirmed attacks or killings of a human by a healthy wolf. They have been hunted, trapped and brutally killed to the point of extinction for many breeds and others are highly endangered at this point in time. Many say the howl of the wolf is eerie, lonely, terrifying, etc... I find the howl a beautiful song of joy and communication between these animals. Each howl contains a message to a mate or the pack. Sometimes it is, simply, a song of joy and celebration of spirit. Contrary to many beliefs, the wolf is a friendly, social, loyal and highly intelligent animal. They are very "family oriented" and live within certain rules and rituals. If you relate strongly to the "Spirit of the Wolf" you are very loyal -- to family, friends, principles and ideals.

Poem For My Dad #5
So, now today is Father's Day, and I miss you more than ever. How I wish that I could visit you, and we could spend some time together. I guess God knew what He was doing when He took my daddy away. I just wish that I could talk to you, especially on Father's Day. I always took for granted, what I thought I'd never lose. Because I never thought it would happen, until I heard the dreaded news.

Think About This For A Moment
The Mining Journal News, Marquette , Mi. This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of Michigan state after a snow storm last winter. Up here in the Northern Plains we just recovered from a Historic event--- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands. FYI: George Bush did not come. FEMA did nothing. No one howled for the government. No one blamed the government. No one even uttered an expletive on TV. Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit. Our Mayor's did not blame Bush or anyone else. Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else either CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snow storm nobody demanded $2,

To My Friends & Family Old N New
PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR NOT RESPONDING IN A TIMELY MANNER. MY LIFE IS HECTIC AND I AM RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT SICK AS HELL, BUT IM TRYING TO LEAVE ACOMMENT FOR ALL OF U. BE PATIENT YOUR WILL BE ON THE WAY SHORTLY. BUT I AM SENDING MY LOVE TO EACH N EVERYONE OF YOU ON MY LIST. HUGZ YOUR NIGHT ANGEL

Within
I tried to find Him on the Christian cross but He was not there;I went to the temple of the Hindus and to the old pagodas but i could not find a trace of Him anywhere. I searched on the mountains and in the valleys but neither in the heights nor in the depths was I able to find Him. I went to the Caaba in Mecca,but He was not there either. I questioned the scholars and philosopheres but He was beyond their understanding. I then looked into my heart and it was there where He dwelled that I saw Him; He was nowhere else to be found. ENIGMA-the cross of changes

Welp....after Careful Thought...lmao
I THOUGHT I BETTER GET IN HERE AND WRITE DOWN SUM RULES OR MISTAKES A RETARD/PLAYER MAKES!! ....HAHA! 1. ITS THE FUCKIN INTERNET THOSE OF U WHO WANNA LEAVE YOUR SPOUSES ...HELLLLLLLLO WAKE THE FUCK UP NOT SO SMART OF MOVE .... 2.OF COURSE THERES PLAYERS ON HERE WE ARE HUMAN MOST OF US LOVE THE ATTENTION INCLUDING THE MEN.... 3.THE TRUTH IS THE ONLY TIME BITTER PEOPLE GET PISSY IS WHEN THERE NOT GETTIN ANY ATTENTION....AM I CORRECTT!! 4.TRUTH IS YEAH WERE ALL OVER 1000 MILES APART BUT SUM OF US REALLY RATE BEING FRIENDS BECAUSE WERE NOT DUMBASS'ES AND BELIVE EVERYTHING THAT WERE TOLD.....TRUTH IS IF U LOOK ON MY PROFILE YOU WILL SEE IM FULL OF SHIT AND SO ARE U PROBLY!! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST STOP THE WHINNING IT FEEDS THE FURY HAHA!!! AND WELL NOBODY REALLY CARES TRUTH IS YOU GOT PLAYED DEAL WITH IT!!!! AND NEXT TIME DONT HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME CAUSE YOU AINT PLAYIN CORRECTLY!!! OOOOO I LOVE YOU MASTER........

This Spice Girl Needs Help
OK GUYS... THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO HERE!! THIS SPICY GIRL IS ONLY ABOUT 4,000 POINTS FROM LEVELING UP SO WE NEED TO GET OUR BUTTS IN GEAR AND GO SHOW SOME LOVE!! LETS RATE HER PAGE RATE HER PICS AND COMMENT THEM TOO!! LETS GET HER TO THE NEXT LEVEL!! IF WE ALL HELP SHE WILL BE THERE IN NO TIME. SO JUST DO IT!! CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND GET TO RATING!! MUAHHHHHHHH MY SPICE GIRL!!!! ~ PAIN IS MY PASSION ~ Spicy Cherry@ CherryTAP

Big Dick Johnson
ok so im watching armageddon ( WWE PPV ) and they have the diva lingerie contest.................... and santa is the judge of the contest......... and just WHOOOOOOOOO is santa??????? NONE OTHER THAN BIG DICK JOHNSON!!!!!!! for those who dont know big dick johnson is a male stripper whos about 350- 400 pounds and maybe 5-10, 5-11 ish in height. I laughed soooooooooooooooo hard when i saw that!!!!

One More Tick On The House Renovation List!
Front windows and new front door installed! I'm really pleased, so much warmer and quieter already. There's a huge difference from the old upvc crap that was in. Just need to clean up outside tomorrow, but it's dark here already. Love the colour so much nicer than plain old white!

The Gift Of Knowing You
The Gift Of Knowing You There are gifts of many treasures For both the young and old, From the tiniest little trinkets To great boxes filled with gold. But, put them all together And they could not stand in lieu, Of the greatest gift of all The gift of knowing you. When your times are filled with troubles Sadness, grief, or even doubt, When all those things you planned on Just aren't turning out. Just turn and look behind you From the place at which you stand, And look for me through the shadows And reach out for my hand. I will lift from you your burden And cry for you your tears, Bear the pain of all your sorrows Though it may be for a thousand years. For in the end I would be happy To have helped you start anew, It's a small price to pay For the gift of knowing you.

You Know You`re From Louisiana When...
The crawdad mounds in your front yard have over taken the grass. You greet people with "Howzyamomma`an`dem?" and hear back "Dey fine!" Every so often, you have waterfront property. When giving directions you use words like "uptown," "downtown," "backatown," "riverside," "lakeside," "other side of the bayou" or "other side of the levee." When you refer to a geographical location "way up North," you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets real cold." You`ve ever had Community Coffee. You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can`t spell it. You don`t worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house. You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used. The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy "dressed" is healthier than aCaesar salad. You can eat Popeye`s, Haydel`s and Zapp`s for lunch and wa*bleep* down with Barq`s and several Abitas, without losing it all on your s

To My Friend,with Compliments
This poem talks about that friendship. It talks about what a very dear person meant to me and my life, and how knowing her forever changed me. And, yes, it also talks about the pain and fear and hope that are inevitable when friendship crosses that invisible line into love. You entered my life like a gentle sigh, like a quiet breeze blowing softly through the leaves. You were a stranger first, one who laughed freely and easily, who spoke of minor intimacies and common grounds, who made me feel strangely liked and valued. You became my friend, no longer a stranger, trusting me with secrets hidden, confiding what you liked and hated. We talked and laughed and, as time passed by, I grew more and more dependent upon your smile. From strangers to friends was just a baby step, a step a thousand others take every day. Without your trust and trusting ways, without your smiles and encouraging gaze, I would never have taken the step beyond. But the gentle breeze blowing thr

Wats Up
wats up guyz n galz. if u like wat u see on my fo shizzle den leave a comment nd ill get back 2 u. bt if u iz a lil waistman, derk-ed, poomplex dat jus a genuine timewaister den trek back to ur endz nd allow yourself. these are the words of JME.a true .G.

R.i.p.
Okay... what really happened was... 2 black dudes from liberty stole a red truck.. kicked in the door and demanded the money Mike owed them for dope... I guess Mike said no.. so they shot Mike then the other people tried to interfere in which getting themselves shot as well.. Patrick got shot 3 times.. and Tina I think twice.. but the bullet that actually hit her went through her cheek bone through the other side... her ear was half gone.. they had to cut the rest of it off... and some of her brain out.. and they pulled the plug on her yesterday.. patrick was the first that died though Mike is still alive from what I hear the bullet that hit him went through his cheek k thats from an archive of what i was told exactly happend... R.i.P. Angela, Patrick , Tina

Sonia Sanchez And Mos Def To Co-host Assata Shakur's B-day Launch
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Hands Off Assata Campaign Phone: 866.244.4708 Email: hoacampaign@yahoo.com Hands Off Assata Campaign Launches National Initiative to Recognize 60th Birthday of Activist/Writer/Artist Assata Shakur New York City. NY .. On November 2, 2006 notable public figures such as Angela Davis, Susan Taylor of Essence Magazine, rapper/actor Mos Def, Khephra Burns, Charles Mingus, III, the Malcolm X Grassroots Movement, the National Center for Human Rights Education, National Conference of Black Lawyers, Campaign to End the Death Penalty, Black United Movement and many more will stand together to launch an international campaign calling forth a pardon for Assata Shakur. Assata Shakur, mother, grandmother, author, activist, and artist will meet her 60th birthday in political exile with a $1 million bounty issued by the U.S. government to capture her from Cuba. In recognition of her birthday, in recognition of her right to live, supporters of the Hands Off Ass

Have U Hugged A Veteran??
LOL :) I have..... a few actually!! my Dad for one!! and a few of the other gentlemen down at our local VFW post ((9917)) I was there this morning to help out with making & delivering fruit baskets to the veterans who are living in the nursing homes here, we made over 90 baskets!! AWESOME!! One of the veterans who was there helping is a man who is in his 90's it was so cool to talk to him!! Starting my day doing something for the men & women who did so much for our country Definately made today an excellent day for me!!

-beer Cheese Recipes
Ingredients: 1/2 pound sharp cheddar cheese, 2 ounces blue cheese 3 ounces cream cheese, 1 teaspoon caraway seeds 1 teaspoon paprika 1/2 cup lager beer Directions: Combine cut up cheeses in the bowl of food processor. Add caraway, paprika and beer. Blend until smooth. Transfer to serving bowl. Serve at room temperature with crackers. This recipe for Beer Cheese serves/makes 8

John Lennon Was Spyed On,
FBI releases final John Lennon files 12/20/2006 10:06 AM, AP The FBI has released its final surveillance documents on John Lennon to a university historian who has waged a 25-year legal battle to obtain the secret files. The 10 pages contain new details about Lennon's ties to leftist and anti-war groups in London in the early 1970s, but nothing indicating government officials considered the former Beatle a serious threat, historian Jon Wiener told the Los Angeles Times in Wednesday's editions. The FBI had unsuccessfully argued that an unnamed foreign government secretly provided the information, and releasing the documents could lead to diplomatic, political or economic retaliation against the United States. The newly released documents include a surveillance report stating that two prominent British leftists had courted Lennon in hopes that he would finance "a left-wing bookshop and reading room in London" but that Lennon gave them no money. Another page states that t

Exhausted
I've been really tired all day. I was falling asleep in my first class and then somehow made it through the next 2. I took a nap when I got home before work, which only made matters worse, and was tired all night at work and we were busy. All I want to do is sleep, but I have two tests to study for. They are back to back which sucks. Plus I have a small assignment due too. Well I think I am going to go get a shower first, hopefully that will wake me up a little bit.

To All My Friends And Fans
To all my friends and fans, Whatever faith you follow, whatever beliefs you hold, and for whomever you hold dear, I wish you a very safe, happy, and healthy few days to come and all through the entire New Year itself. My very best to all, Steve Santini "The Dark Master of Escape" www.thedarkmaster.com

This Is So Pissing Me Off
WTF is this all about? Why is it when someone rated your profile from a 10 to a 9? Or any other number. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT FAWKING BULLSHIT!? ASSHOLES! *lmao* And it don't even tell you WHO re-rated you, just says 'someone re-rated your profile a '10' from a '9'! Can someone explain this to me??

Vote For My Beautiful Friend Mel
ladies and gents my freind mel needs yalls help to wint a beauty contest please have kind hearts and give her the best love you can http://www.insearchoftheworldsmostbeautifulwoman.com/profile.php?Contestant=2262

French Fruitcake
This fruitcake needs no aging Original recipe yield: 1 - 9 x 5 inch loaf cake INGREDIENTS * 3/4 cup candied orange peel * 1/2 cup coarsely chopped walnuts * 1/2 cup raisins * 1/2 cup golden raisins * 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup butter, softened * 1/2 cup white sugar * 2 1/2 tablespoons honey * 2 eggs * 1 1/2 tablespoons light cream * 2 tablespoons dark rum * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon baking powder DIRECTIONS 1. Toss the candied orange peel, walnuts, and raisins with 2 tablespoons flour. Set aside. 2. In a large bowl, cream the butter with the sugar and honey. Beat in the egg, then the cream or milk, rum, and vanilla. Stir together the remaining 1 1/2 cups flour and the baking powder; beat into the creamed mixture. Stir in the fruits and nuts. Turn the batter into a greased and floured 9 x 5 inch loaf pan. 3. Bake in a preheated 350 d

True Man Facts....
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. 8: On a road trip, the stro

Slang Sex Terms
i found this on a website browsin around the net and some of this shyt made me laugh my ass off. so hope you all get as good a laugh as i did, however i know some of you will probably be learning something... Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men: 1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer) 2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. 3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western. 4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter. 5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your d

Soul Mates…
When you meet your soul mate, this person will have an instantaneous effect on you. A soul mate is someone who makes your knees go weak and takes your breath away. With but a single glance they lessen your burden, and but a smile, touch your heart. You will feel a sense of total connection with this person. They will touch you so deeply on so many levels that you will want to share you innermost secrets. For the first time in your life someone will make you feel almost like a god. Once you have met your soul mate, for better or sometimes worse, your life will never be the same... One of the things which makes this encounter so unique is the sense of a profound spiritual experience. You both feel like this is meant to be and that you've been together before in a past incarnation. When you meet your soul mate something happens — the deep yearning, the compelling energy drawing you to become physically intimate overwhelms many... Nothing will have ever felt so right.

Its All About Money :)
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished. The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000. The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000. When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man ... "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles." The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had receive

Dude...i'm Roadkill.....there Goes My Self Esteem
Well, this is my first blog and I just found out that I am roadkill(which is just wrong on so many levels...who came up with that classification?) ....I have decided that I will not let this get me down because even though I may be roadkill...I am still afrolicious and I rock..so there cherrytap...ha

My Girls Won 1st Prize In Best Kid With Pet Contest !! Thank You All In Bunches !!
MY GIRLS WON 1ST PRIZE IN BEST KID WITH PET CONTEST I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU THAT VOTED & COMMETED MY GIRLS YOU'RE ALL SO AWESOME AND MY GIRLS ARE GONNA BE SO PROUD OF THE MOTORCYCLE !! THEY LIVE HALF-HALF WITH ME SO THEY ARE NOT WITH ME ON CHRISTMASDAY THEY WILL BE HOME WITH ME ON 26TH DECEMBER... SO THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME YOU CAN IMAGINE.. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH I CANT THANK YOU ENOUGH!! MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR !! LENA

Lessons On Life
Lessons on Life There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer and the youngest son in the fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted. The second son said no, it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen. The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment. The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life.

Merry Christmas, Darlin.....
Merry Christmas, Darling Merry christmas, my Darling, This is my special gift to you. May the spirit of this joyous season Be with you all year through. When you wakeon Christmas morning And I'm not there to see, May you find the gift of happiness, Beneath your Christmas tree. When you look outside your window, I just want you to know, That I'm always right beside you, Like those angels in the snow. I'll light a special candle, To honor the bond we share, And know in your heart that I love you, Even though I can't be there. When It's time to rest my weary head, At the end of this wonderful day, I'll give thanks for all my blessings And for the love you send myway.

Thanks
Thank you everyone who gave me such a warm welcome to cherry tap. I am slowly getting the hang of things with some help from friends. I hope each and everyone of you has a very Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year. And may the best of your 2006 be the worst of your 2007!! ANGEL